Dramatic Reading - Pity the Guardsman

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @Nitocolus
    @Nitocolus 7 лет назад +1350

    "What's your excuse, monster?"
    Even daemonic-enhanced superhuman physiology can't resist that burn.

    • @TF2BluSoldier
      @TF2BluSoldier 6 лет назад +43

      As a Chaos player, I can vouch for that.

    • @_Caine_
      @_Caine_ 6 лет назад +19

      I mean, succubi give reeeeeeally good head

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 6 лет назад +13

      Transhuman Physiology only helps against flesh wounds.

    • @chaos9731
      @chaos9731 6 лет назад +4

      Horus.

    • @chaos9731
      @chaos9731 6 лет назад +5

      And lorgar.

  • @manlet_king
    @manlet_king 7 лет назад +965

    I always imagined it as a wounded commissar talking back to a Chaos marine after a whole squad was killed. Just imagine the chaos marine staying silent after the last sentence before he cuts the commissar down, not from blood lust, but because he has no answer.

    • @flamingcroatan3739
      @flamingcroatan3739 6 лет назад +164

      Because he'll never have one .

    • @blacktears6140
      @blacktears6140 6 лет назад +115

      I find it awesome that its a Ultramarine that comes to save the Guardsman, shows that kin stand by each other regardless of whom or what they are, a human heart beats side by side.

    • @chaos9731
      @chaos9731 6 лет назад +8

      Pfft easy. Horus

    • @SuperGewd
      @SuperGewd 6 лет назад +56

      @@blacktears6140 and considering it's Astartes, he doesn't need anyone next to him for hearts to beat side by side!
      #badjoke

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 5 лет назад +5

      SuperGewd Ha

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander 7 лет назад +1518

    Daily reminder: Cadia...the planet broke before the guard did.
    Guardsmen > Planets

  • @ransomcannon1469
    @ransomcannon1469 5 лет назад +880

    "Cadia central command.... Basilisk strike....on... On...my position..."
    "Confirmed Cadia 648..."
    "The Emperor... protects..."
    "The Emperor protects.:

    • @nightflash4782
      @nightflash4782 5 лет назад +26

      @@DelightfulTyrant or 1000 of both

    • @johnohara4788
      @johnohara4788 5 лет назад +25

      Not even in death does duty end

    • @akstormtrooper508
      @akstormtrooper508 4 года назад +4

      Nah, these are space marines. You've gotta get a battery to fire on them, just to be sure.

    • @amirhaikal8304
      @amirhaikal8304 3 года назад +2

      A year later I think someone Finally got your reference. That or I'm completely wrong. You're talking about that one Russian soldier that sacrificed himself rather let himself get captured by ISIS terrorists. That or I'm just delusional

    • @OrDuneStudios
      @OrDuneStudios 3 года назад +1

      Eath shaker is less than modern 155mm.
      Paladin battery on standby.

  • @CrashandTrash596
    @CrashandTrash596 7 лет назад +765

    While these two super soldier poets monologue the smart Guardsman is calling 10 tons of artillery on this Grid square with his vox castor

    • @ShiftyMcGoggles
      @ShiftyMcGoggles 6 лет назад +66

      All part of Creed's plan.

    • @PhilipAlexanderHassialis
      @PhilipAlexanderHassialis 5 лет назад +63

      "Fuck these space marines in particular" :P

    • @greatkhan393
      @greatkhan393 5 лет назад +16

      Understandable have a nice day

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 года назад +2

      @Ben Siener Works just as well.

    • @straydog3799
      @straydog3799 4 года назад +2

      Maybe it's been too long, but I always thought the rebuttal was given by a Guardsman, not a Space Marine.

  • @Muzzle1300
    @Muzzle1300 3 года назад +248

    Chaos marine: You're emperor is no god, he's a false idol, just a man!
    Guardsman: You insult yourself Daemon, if he is but a man, than it has just been one man that has stood against the forces of chaos for 10,000 years! So choose, to be bested by a god or to be humiliated by a mere human!

    • @christopherholmes7324
      @christopherholmes7324 3 года назад +13

      Beautiful!

    • @laughingconstantly5712
      @laughingconstantly5712 2 года назад +13

      Damn straight

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 2 года назад

      Other Guardsman: Oi! Chaos tosser! Ye sure are talkin' shite for someone who started as a mere human, too. Ye too were once but a weak meat bag.

  • @darthhunter4118
    @darthhunter4118 6 лет назад +466

    "And he has held the line FOR TEN. THOUSAND. YEARS!! i got gose bumps from that line

    • @Its_shiki_time4876
      @Its_shiki_time4876 4 года назад +4

      @Ben Siener duh

    • @juliusmoe-nstar8942
      @juliusmoe-nstar8942 4 года назад +4

      And damn it if we won't hold it for ten thousand more. To the end of days, defiant and proud of our mankind to the last

  • @Mercenary0712
    @Mercenary0712 7 лет назад +867

    This is why we choose the Imperium of Man.
    We hold the line, and we die standing.

    • @m1garandMUSIC
      @m1garandMUSIC 7 лет назад +54

      It's what we do best. we die STANDING.

    • @darrvenomfier790
      @darrvenomfier790 6 лет назад +9

      We don't die in less we do it standing and some of us get to do it multiple times

    • @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main
      @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main 6 лет назад +7

      Igor Farkaš
      for the emperom!
      For the emperium!!!
      FOR MANKIND!!!!
      FOR. THE. HUMANITY!!!!!!
      WE HAVE HOLD THE LINE FOR 10 THOUSAND YEARS!!!
      And we shall not fall to some foolish cultist of 4 self destructive sinkholes.
      For! We! Are! Mankind!
      And we shall hold the line till the stars themselves die!
      And we still shall hold the line!

    • @alexandrecredidiooliveira7176
      @alexandrecredidiooliveira7176 6 лет назад +2

      THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

    • @pariah2749
      @pariah2749 6 лет назад

      we got heretic here...

  • @MizantropMan
    @MizantropMan 6 лет назад +311

    I... I need to build an Imperial Guard army. Like... Right now.

    • @warden-1894
      @warden-1894 4 года назад +14

      Say goodbye to your wallet.

    • @lordcypher5889
      @lordcypher5889 3 года назад +6

      @Brother Kotello Neither does money.

    • @wetmink
      @wetmink 3 года назад +3

      My first army was Guardsmen... I lost a lot...

    • @bradydonovan6180
      @bradydonovan6180 3 года назад +4

      @@wetmink that’s th job of the guardsman. It’s a thankless brutal task. But without guardsman, the imperium would have fallen millennia ago. Don’t see it as a loss. You held the line. You held it till you lost every unit and it was a glorious death. Take pride in your imperial guard army. Fuck those power armored pricks.

    • @MrReich1918
      @MrReich1918 Год назад

      Did you?

  • @Xer0sama
    @Xer0sama 6 лет назад +360

    -Audio recovered from an unknown Adeptus Mechanicus corpse found on the remnants of Cadia. Analysis suggests it to be the voices of Abbadon the Despoiler and Lord Castellan Ursarkar E. Creed, moments before the Shattering.

    • @argiewithagun1286
      @argiewithagun1286 5 лет назад +7

      Did creed died on Cadia?

    • @Hidensee
      @Hidensee 5 лет назад +13

      @@argiewithagun1286 Hell, nooo.. He is alive and p***off.

    • @Hidensee
      @Hidensee 5 лет назад +14

      @Steve Campbell Because he hate paperwork, and you know how much paper work is need to order news Baneblades :-D

    • @green_creeper288
      @green_creeper288 3 года назад +2

      @@argiewithagun1286 No he just got Trazyn'd

  • @joshmorel2363
    @joshmorel2363 6 лет назад +138

    Why I'd choose to be a guardsman in 40k, I need no power armor or false gods, just my faith, las-gun, and a line to hold. "He holds the line. And he has held the line for TEN THOUSAND YEARS"

  • @neonknight5857
    @neonknight5857 3 года назад +76

    This gives me such an impermeable strength. I can't stop listening to it.
    "A mere, man. And against creatures like you, teeming and numberless, powered by the very will of thirsting gods, HE HOLDS THE LINE. AND HE HAS HELD THE LINE, FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS."
    It's amazing that this was just a back and forth between 4channers.

    • @imtired9395
      @imtired9395 Год назад +1

      Truly worthy of a hallowed pedestal in the inner sanctum of the Black Library.

    • @neonknight5857
      @neonknight5857 Год назад

      @@imtired9395 correct and factpilled

  • @Maxibon2007
    @Maxibon2007 7 лет назад +513

    Sly Marbo's suddenly got very articulate.

    • @honestkyn718
      @honestkyn718 6 лет назад +59

      Sly Margo is the most articulate man in the galaxy, he simply tries to spare low gothic from his might.

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 лет назад +18

      Sly Marbo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 лет назад +12

      @@ScholarlyDeathmark Sly Marbo: (Bows in reverence) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 лет назад +10

      @@ScholarlyDeathmark Sly Marbo: (Nodding vigorously) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @rodrigofigo121
      @rodrigofigo121 5 лет назад +13

      This isn't Sly Marbo because if it was the Chaos Marine would be begging for mercy

  • @seanassociateproductions1691
    @seanassociateproductions1691 5 лет назад +84

    “So what’s your excuse, monster?”
    That line gives me chills and reminds me that cool shit still exists in this world

  • @jimmyrome908
    @jimmyrome908 4 года назад +51

    >"What's your excuse, monster?"
    The fire damnation of the Warp is NOTHING compared to this burn.

  • @coolcat001100
    @coolcat001100 7 лет назад +577

    I like to imagine this is an exchange between an arrogant Chaos marine and a Black Templar after the latter has spent days fighting alongside a regiment of Guardsmen and has just seen firsthand the triumph and strength of raw humanity.

    • @Wayofswords
      @Wayofswords 7 лет назад +56

      coolcat001100 I imangines the General requesting a black templars to help with choas and him dying and the templar viewing the bravery of the gaurdsmen and honoring the request without extermuntus

    • @SunchaserKandri
      @SunchaserKandri 7 лет назад +77

      coolcat001100
      I think it loses a lot of its punch if it's delivered by a genetically engineered demigod of war. Kind of like what they did with Ollanius Pius, a regular guardsman standing up to the Archtraitor Horus has a lot more impact than a Space Marine terminator or an Adeptus Custodes doing the same thing.

    • @Ralleigh
      @Ralleigh 7 лет назад +56

      It's better when it's coming from a space marines. A god damn space marine says that much about "weak sacks of flesh" makes it so much better.

    • @M1ABRIMSvsPANZER
      @M1ABRIMSvsPANZER 7 лет назад +36

      I like the concept of Grimaldus screaming this at a chaos marine he just killed only for him screaming at the corpse causing him to come back to life and apologise before he kills it again.

    • @Ralleigh
      @Ralleigh 7 лет назад +4

      I would pay to see something like that.

  • @kennethself3789
    @kennethself3789 6 лет назад +251

    This makes me proud to be a human

  • @_Caine_
    @_Caine_ 6 лет назад +262

    *And they will hold it for ten thousand more*

    • @slb797
      @slb797 4 года назад +1

      BY HIS WILL! WE WILL NOT FALTER!!!!!!!!

    • @quartiermeisterf9875
      @quartiermeisterf9875 4 года назад

      Livespan of an Guardsman: 30 min

    • @danielstephenaguilos9346
      @danielstephenaguilos9346 4 года назад +10

      @@quartiermeisterf9875 He has done more in those 30 minutes than any single chaos worshippers did in his service.

    • @apocryphal4878
      @apocryphal4878 4 года назад +1

      The Destruction of Cadia: Am I a joke to you?

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 4 года назад +1

      THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

  • @ollikoskinen1
    @ollikoskinen1 5 лет назад +97

    When Chuck Norris needs inspiration, he thinks of the Imperial Guard.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 года назад +10

      And when they need inspiration they think of OLLANIUS PIUS and when he needs inspiration he thinks of humanity

    • @angrycrusader3926
      @angrycrusader3926 2 года назад

      @@theenderdestruction2362 This is some Fun facts! Ollanius Pius was born as one of the mysterious Perpetuals, and has lived so many lives that he has forgotten his true age. However he estimates that as of the Horus Heresy he was roughly 45,000 years old "give or take", which would place his birth around 15,000 B.C. in the city of Nineveh. If this is to be believed, it would make him even older than the Emperor, who according to older sources was born around 8,000 B.C. Having lived through all of recorded human history, he makes first-hand reference to historical and mythological events such as the being one of the Argonauts, participating in the Battle of Austerlitz (during the Napoleonic Wars), the Siege of Verdun (during the First World War), and the Battle of 73 Easting (during the Gulf War), amongst others.
      By the 31st Millennium Ollanius Persson had become known as 'Pious' Oll Persson because of his devout belief in the Catholic religion and was a civilian farmer of Calth in the Ultramar system. Before this, he had been a private soldier in the Imperial Army who earned the right to retire; being gifted with service-shares for a plot of land proportionate to his years served (rounded down - the Army always rounded down), he decided to cash them in on Calth, taking on twenty hectares. He chose Calth for two main reasons; the first was that if service-shares were used to buy land on a world newly-opened for colonisation, travel-fares to that world were paid for. The second was that, out in the farther reaches of the Imperium, under the banner of the "New Empire" being forged by Roboute Guilliman and his Ultramarines, Persson felt that it would be easier to practice his faith without incident; religious faith was widely looked down upon in the Imperium as unscientific nonsense. Persson settled down on Calth, living comfortably enough for eighteen years. The only indicators of his past as a soldier were the fading tattoo on his arm, the battered lasrifle mounted on his wall, and the company of an ex-Army loader servitor named Graft, that could not be dissuaded from referring to Oll as 'Trooper Persson'. To others, including his neighbours and several employees, he was just old 'Pious Oll'.
      During the Horus Heresy he became wound up in the battle against Horus following the Battle of Calth and worked with John Grammaticus to reach Terra.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 года назад +1

      @@angrycrusader3926 I am not gonna lie I reject the idea of him being a perpetual cause that removes the original message of that humanity was better then these supposed "gods" now you can like what you like but me personally he will always be a normal ass dude in the wrong place wrong time but made it the right place right time though sheer fucking will power and good old human insanity

    • @angrycrusader3926
      @angrycrusader3926 2 года назад

      @@theenderdestruction2362 To be honest I like it for this fact below!
      *At some point before recorded history, the Emperor became a king and organized his own armies with the Perpetual that will become known as Ollanius Persson as his Warmaster.*
      It then goes on to state the he and the Emperor how he knew as "Neoth" had a falling out like Erda, and left Terra to start a new life, But sacrificed himself for his old friend in the final Battle of the Siege of Terra.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 года назад

      @@angrycrusader3926 yeah cool you do you my friend still I don't like how.it just gives off the message of "HEY IM ALSO IMPORTANT" instead of "I'm a normal ass dude but I'ma make sure your daddy gets a chance to breath" yeah it cool he was a warmaster and crap but the idea of this random dude protecting his emporer against his most favorite and most powerful son brings so.mcuh more impact then "heho special boy dies heho" for me it was the message it sent like I stated you like him being a perpetual that's fine I don't because at least to me it lessens what he was post to represent and that being he was a normal dude but he pretty much changed the course of history with his one action and through that gave the galaxy and humanity a second chance he knew he wasn't going to come out alive he didn't have any superhuman strength nor any faith of the would be sisters of battle but what he did have is courage, courage to look what can only be described a literal god of chaos united and stand up to it and say "FUCK YOUR GODS AND FUCK YOU I AM HUMAN I AM ABOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A PUPPET NOTHING MORE" to me a perpetual is a being who is special like really special but when he died all I felt hearing or somewhat reading about it is just nothing like "oh cool he died what ever" but when ever I read him being human I always thought "oh fuck you horus now I know your irredeemable filth" cause to me it would be the difference between a full grown man smacking a adult teenager vs a full grown man punching a child of them is going to make me upset at the fact that the adult teenager was hit but I ain't gonna do much about it the other is gonna make me want to tear said man apart for punching said child the feeling are different but like I said you can like him being a perpetual I just can't bring my self to like it so I'll stick with him being human

  • @firespawn01
    @firespawn01 7 лет назад +158

    Imperial Guardsmen: The BEST Emperor damned meat you can ever get for ANY grinder.

    • @me-eat-book_7780
      @me-eat-book_7780 Год назад +1

      Then there's too many bodies now the grinder is jamed and stopped working.

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 6 лет назад +83

    this why i love Imperial guard there just men vs gods and demons and angles with nothing but a riffle only strong in numbers

  • @DoktorNeun
    @DoktorNeun 5 лет назад +71

    We stand
    We fall
    We are birthed
    We die
    We love
    We hate
    We are human

  • @vitorhsf8650
    @vitorhsf8650 7 лет назад +178

    The planet broke before the guard! CADIA STANDS

    • @psmt1234
      @psmt1234 7 лет назад +23

      IF CADIA MUST BURN THEN IT BURNS AS A PYRE UPON WHICH WE WILL BURN ABADDON AND HIS MONGREL HORDES! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! THE IMPERIUM OF MAN CAN NEVER BE OVERCOME!!

    • @redeye3869
      @redeye3869 7 лет назад

      Thomas Duponti (is that from something or did you write it yourself?)

    • @psmt1234
      @psmt1234 7 лет назад +4

      just me channeled my inner commissar for a second

    • @jeffreygoodrich1732
      @jeffreygoodrich1732 6 лет назад +3

      AVE IMPERATOR!

    • @conmadben
      @conmadben 6 лет назад

      Not anymore.

  • @JOhnDoe-nl4wj
    @JOhnDoe-nl4wj 6 лет назад +32

    That burn was hotter then a melter gun.

  • @andrewryan1480
    @andrewryan1480 7 лет назад +94

    We fight because we don't have a choice. So we might as well make a good showing of it

    • @jasonskeans3327
      @jasonskeans3327 6 лет назад +14

      If your going down might as well make the end memorable

  • @davidthorp01
    @davidthorp01 5 лет назад +38

    I mean edit this just a little bit and you could make one HELL of a rousing speech to make men fight like hell in an actual war. Like no joke, this speech always gave me chills, but the acting here is excellent. I pity not the Guardsman, for his weight is an important one: I pity Chaos, for their march is impossible, for they must face the Guardsmen, and be humiliated in their lust for power. For the guardsmen do not yield to them, and return in greater number.

  • @Jane_Jackson
    @Jane_Jackson 7 лет назад +233

    This sounds like heresy, I'm getting the Commissar.
    *Thought Of The Day: **_Life is the Emperor's currency. Spend it well._*

    • @redeye3869
      @redeye3869 7 лет назад +31

      “ here take these 7 lives and go buy be a taco”
      -Emperor of Mankind

    • @yourvanguard8179
      @yourvanguard8179 6 лет назад +8

      Cian McCabe It was the fears and failure of broken and weak HERETICS. Failures, their legions broken, their wills taken by ravenous powers. The warmaster caused the very future he wanted to prevent, then cried for death at his end . Know this, Failures, Humanity stands. And as long as we stand, so too does the Emperor. The Emperor protect us form damnation. For damnation is always 6 letters away.

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 6 лет назад +3

      Pretty sure every commissar have an idea of why the guard have to go through what they go through.
      So you're likely going be gettin' a proper blammin'. :D

  • @synovialpig9983
    @synovialpig9983 7 лет назад +388

    Cheapest weaponry! It takes a servitor 0.45632 seconds to make lasgun, that’s not cheap! It’s machine spirit is tended to *extremely* well.... Praise the Omnissiah! The flesh is weak...

    • @bruvamichal7437
      @bruvamichal7437 7 лет назад +31

      this deserve a purity seal

    • @blmmore1778
      @blmmore1778 6 лет назад +3

      heretics like you belong on the cross

    • @chaos9731
      @chaos9731 6 лет назад +3

      *Pin me daddy*

    • @koulikov4163
      @koulikov4163 5 лет назад

      ferrus manus would say the opposite, ya dumb ghost faced idiot

    • @matrimalviarin5043
      @matrimalviarin5043 5 лет назад +2

      Flesh is weak, and so steel must protect

  • @zzurge1173
    @zzurge1173 7 лет назад +67

    And this,right here,THIS MAGNIFICENT PIECE OF EMPEROR BLESSED VOX is why I'm guard first and foremost

  • @mrgamerguy9104
    @mrgamerguy9104 4 года назад +37

    13 Black Crusades.
    13 for a planet that fortified itself each day.
    13 for a rock.
    13 for 4 gods.
    13 for no reason.
    The planet broke before the guard.

    • @razorraptor2247
      @razorraptor2247 4 года назад +4

      And the guard shall hold for 13,000 more

  • @Davis-vv5vo
    @Davis-vv5vo 5 лет назад +22

    "PUSH FORWARD GUARDSMEN, CHAOS LORD YOUR MINE!!!"

  • @goldendash1527
    @goldendash1527 6 лет назад +27

    Something tells me if every space marine went to chaos, the Guardsmen would beat them all with shear will power and mass artillery and tanks

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 7 лет назад +57

    This is Why i Love The Imperium Of Man. *=][= The Emperor Protects =][=*

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 3 года назад +1

      Thats why humans are the good guys with many mistakes

    • @wetmink
      @wetmink 3 года назад +1

      Yes. He does.

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 2 года назад +1

      @@wetmink I love the reference, man.

  • @Spaceman404.
    @Spaceman404. 6 лет назад +29

    Cadia broke before the Guard did. CADIA STANDS!

  • @BIGESTblade
    @BIGESTblade 6 лет назад +24

    Yeah, we often forget who's the bravest and the most powerful force in the galaxy.

  • @alexanderpelletier3038
    @alexanderpelletier3038 6 лет назад +32

    This speech probably made the commisar listening in cry lol

  • @einflys4984
    @einflys4984 4 года назад +14

    Pity the Guardsman?
    *Pity the poor fool who stands againts him.*

  • @ak4390
    @ak4390 3 года назад +11

    Dying as a man in the imperial Guard or becoming a slave and monster who will live for the suffering others for all eternity. Easy choice. (Spit in the chaos marines face and unpinning a grenade) For the emperor!

  • @kobold7466
    @kobold7466 5 лет назад +14

    this actually brought tears to my eyes this is amazing :,)

  • @ShefSale21
    @ShefSale21 7 лет назад +62

    So, whats your excuse monster!
    Ammmm... It was Lorgar I swear!

  • @tea-sus8722
    @tea-sus8722 5 лет назад +19

    We need to get Steve Blum and the guy who voiced Grimaldus to do a reading of this

  • @swedishsensation7832
    @swedishsensation7832 7 лет назад +22

    One of my favorite things by the fans of 40k.
    Nice job!

  • @justsomeguy3931
    @justsomeguy3931 4 года назад +5

    "I believed that men alone could conquer all the world's monsters."-Fergusson, Hellsing

  • @MSGT_Johnson
    @MSGT_Johnson 2 года назад +4

    Imperial Guard delivering the sickest burns since M31.

  • @VRichardsn
    @VRichardsn 3 года назад +8

    Reminder that one day one man, one mere man, stood in front of a demigod coursing with the powers of all four Chaos gods, and told Horus that if he wanted to kill the Emperor, he had to get through him first.

    • @christopherholmes7324
      @christopherholmes7324 3 года назад +3

      That brings a tear to my eye.

    • @lichklng96
      @lichklng96 2 года назад

      Someone get that guardsmen a wheelbarrow.
      He needs it to carry his 2 ton balls of tungsten.

  • @saphirone8030
    @saphirone8030 7 лет назад +37

    This need to be the speech of an Imperial guard's general. It needs to be a canon audio story released by Games Workshop.
    They need to contact you and fucking beg you for it to be a part of their audio stories.

  • @namelessentity5851
    @namelessentity5851 5 лет назад +7

    "Not Gods, not Giants, just Men....."

  • @imsodone-1910
    @imsodone-1910 3 года назад +7

    I'm more of an Ork fan, but god damn, hats off to you, Guardsman. You've done me proud.

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity 6 лет назад +167

    And this is why I'm a human supremacist. There's nothing else just like a good human.
    Edit: I grew up and human supremacy is now nega-gei. I officially disown the contents of this edgy comment and will begin to focus entirely on my -likely short lived- career in the Outer Wild's space program. I will find the Eye of the Universe!

    • @sangralknight3031
      @sangralknight3031 4 года назад +42

      No such thing as a human supremacist, Supremacy implies that there is even a scale on which other species can be rated, One does not declare himself supreme over dirt or ash, he simple treds upon it. All xeno filth are as dirt to be swept away, and as for all humans who have fallen to the whispers of chaos, they have or soon shall become as ash.

    • @essex3777
      @essex3777 4 года назад +3

      @@sangralknight3031 Now THAT is a speech to proud of.

    • @apocryphal4878
      @apocryphal4878 4 года назад +2

      @@sangralknight3031 And yet Chaos was spawned from the depravities of mankind. Man has no excuse for the monster it spawned. The monster it feeds and the monster that has built itself upon it. Humanity is the only thing in this universe without that scale. For even the Xenos man describes as filth is superior. Green skins know nothing of anything but war, they follow design and purpose without realising it. Necrons are inanimate and are incapable of will. Their leaders driven mad from sleep. Tyranids are predators and do nothing of spite or hate but simply their continued existence. The Ta'u want nothing but unification and peace in a hostile universe. The Aeldari live, only to live. They unified their galaxy and now wish to bury the daemons they spawned. Humans though? They destroy for the sake and purpose of it. All for a god that doesn't listen. Worlds burn and civilisations and destroyed for naught but paranoia.
      Humanity is the only evil force in the universe and it must be crushed.

    • @sangralknight3031
      @sangralknight3031 4 года назад +14

      @@apocryphal4878
      Slaneesh is spawned from the depravity of the Eldar, and you conveniently forget to mention the dark elder.
      The rage of the beastly green skins feeds the gullet of Khorn. He revels in their slaughter.
      The machinations of the xeno to usurpe mankind feed Tzeentch
      And the death sewn in the wake of the xeno feeds the degradation of Nurgle.
      In its golden age, humanity lived in peace with Xenos, who then, in our hour of need, turned upon us as all suffered for the depravity of the Eldar.
      Your lies are wasted here demon. I know the truth. You and your masters fear your inevitable destruction at the hands of the race who's potential and greatness cannot be matched. We work to set aright the galaxy broken by the old ones in their arrogance, broken by the necrontyr in their pettiness, broken by the krorks in their rage, broken by the Eldar in their decadence, broken by the myriad xenos filth in their squabbles, united under one glorious empire by Mankind.
      The Eldar of Ynned have accepted this, as have the Eldar of The laughing god. And once the Tau face the terrors of the galaxy, as the so recently have, they too will see they are but dust before the storm.
      Chaos has battered humanity as the rain batters the stone, yet the spirit of man is unbroken. We are unyielding, unbending and now, in the twilight, under the greatest fire, under the greatest threat, when to all others all hope seems lost, we rise to the challenge and grow stronger against the tide.
      We have slain tyranid hive fleets, we have turned back chaos again and again, we have shattered the tomb spires of necron dynasties, we have broken the will of the Orks to fight, we have rained Righteous fire on Commeraugh, we have devastated craftworlds, we have even undone the will of the chaos gods themselves.
      So you are right to fear us demon. Scamper away into dark corners and pray to your gods we do not find you. For we are mankind, we are vengeance, we are purpose, we are power and might. For every one of us who falls 10 more shall take his place.

    • @alexnitaly764
      @alexnitaly764 4 года назад +1

      Amen, Brother.

  • @pensador6953
    @pensador6953 5 лет назад +8

    And after "hearing" that speech the rocks aroud grew a pair of stones.

  • @lobo4462
    @lobo4462 4 года назад +7

    1:47
    This inspires me, I can’t stop listening to it.

  • @mrmaxwell346
    @mrmaxwell346 5 лет назад +8

    Gonna need an apothecary for that burn failbaddon.

  • @crob763
    @crob763 5 лет назад +6

    That’s why I Love the Guard. Regular humans doing what they have too. For the Glory of MAN!!!

  • @flamingcroatan3739
    @flamingcroatan3739 6 лет назад +5

    Even if the humans in the Warhammer 40K universe can act like assholes to each other one thing is sure ... The guardsmen will be there .

    • @chaosofkings9291
      @chaosofkings9291 6 лет назад

      Head Hunter Idk much about Warhammer 40k but the Imperial guardsman sounds and probably are the bravest soldiers in Warhammer 40k
      Respect to the Guardsmen
      For humanity
      For the Emperor

  • @trrebi981
    @trrebi981 7 лет назад +12

    Holy Emperor, I've been waiting for someone to do this for so long, and I'm so glad it's you dude.

  • @syrienangel4137
    @syrienangel4137 6 лет назад +10

    Holiest roast since Prospero

  • @Edgeiv
    @Edgeiv 6 лет назад +3

    Fuck the space marines speech is raw as fuck. Like goddamn that is some inspirational shit right there. Love the guard, normal men fighting against the tokens of gods and they hold the line. Raw shit right there.

  • @floridaman3487
    @floridaman3487 3 года назад +5

    this is what keeps guardsman players going despite being literally “body” armor

  • @silentblade1201
    @silentblade1201 5 лет назад +7

    I can just see Vulkan giving this speech

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 5 лет назад +5

      Silent Blade BRUVA FRIEND FAUGHT AGAINST YOU DEAMON

  • @TheDrow79
    @TheDrow79 7 лет назад +30

    What was the name of the music that played when the loyalist marine started talking. It was awesome

  • @ColonelZoren
    @ColonelZoren 6 лет назад +6

    Remember men! We are many. They are few. Forward!

  • @SunchaserKandri
    @SunchaserKandri 7 лет назад +26

    Ave Imperitor!

  • @dashiellgillingham4579
    @dashiellgillingham4579 7 лет назад +13

    Ave Imperator, Avus Imperius et eternus!
    God I hope I got that Latin right...

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki 4 года назад +22

    Why does everyone think it should be a Space Marine standing up for the guard? Does no one remember the stand of Olanius?

    • @colbycoolby1592
      @colbycoolby1592 3 года назад +9

      I like to imagine it was a lieutenant commander. He walks up, carapace armor bloody his, his officer hat has a stubber round sized hole in it and, chainsword in hand. He gives this speech about his fallen platoon before he charges the traitor marine, chainsword roaring.

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 2 года назад +1

      Why should it be a space marine? Because so many chapters are alas not only forgetful that they too were born as mere humans, but also highly disdainful of the humans they are supposed to protect.
      Seriously, I get the feeling that only the Salamanders, the Ultramarines, the Black Templars, the Lamenters, the Blood Angels, the Space Wolves, the Raven Guards genuinely care for human lives.
      God, would I wish to see the Minotaurs, Flesh Tearers, Marine Malevolents, and possibly Angry Marines too bite the bullet. Every one of them. They are naught but a blight to the Imperium of Mankind, and to the Emperor's name.

    • @The_Green_Ghost
      @The_Green_Ghost 2 года назад

      It's because of an animation where the "guardsman" part was said by a Marine

    • @Jamesgates355
      @Jamesgates355 Год назад

      well in the way the voice says "he" not "we" putting himself outside of the Guard entirely, if it had been "we" then it would make sense for a Lt or Commisar, but it is very clearly meant to be a Space Marine basically mocking a Chaos Marine, hope that clears it up some

  • @florianpierredumont4775
    @florianpierredumont4775 4 года назад +5

    Space Marines, remember that you were humans, once.

  • @alfonsorullan2834
    @alfonsorullan2834 7 лет назад +10

    Cadia Stands, The Emperor protects.

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 6 лет назад +4

      Our Plan? Our Plan? Our Plan is to fight. Not because we don't have a Plan. Not because we're backed up against a wall. But because that's what us Guardsmen do. Not for the Emperor, but every Man, Woman, Child and everything that the Imperium stands for. For even if we fall, even if the worlds breaks, we will stand and fight!

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 5 лет назад +2

      Cian McCabe The plan is simple, and yet in volumes complex, we hold the line or we thrust you back into the warp. Our emperor may flicker and wain, but he still stands despite your vile attempts to end us. Even then, Emperor willing, we shall continue on the struggle until the Emperor in his good time, returns, his power renewed and with growing knowledge. Eventually, monster, we will surge forth once more, however, Cadia stands, not for the rock that once lie in that space. NO, but the hearts, wills, and beings of the very essence of our Imperial might will continue on as the Cadian did. For the planets shall break before the Guard.

  • @thomasaquinas1457
    @thomasaquinas1457 5 лет назад +8

    This is why I admire admiral Spire above above all others... because he is just a man and yet he stands in defiance of madness and overwhelming enemy superiority.

  • @laughingconstantly5712
    @laughingconstantly5712 2 года назад +4

    This... this is why the emperor suffers for us

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 3 года назад +1

    "After that sort of burn, if he kills me... I win. And he knows that."

  • @Darksiddha
    @Darksiddha 7 лет назад +9

    Goosebumps dude...

  • @awas7751
    @awas7751 6 лет назад +8

    Anyone know the soundtrack for the song that got played at the end of the video at about 4:02

  • @Raddosseuss
    @Raddosseuss 7 лет назад +10

    Yep we hold the line but, when we get artillery or the Ultimate tank with more weapons tha a fortess we break the line and kill all the monsters for the emperor!!

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 4 года назад

      No that when we roar "FUCK IT" and pick up the emperor damn line and move preferably threw the enemy of course

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 4 года назад

      Correction: We bring a Baneblade or two and move the line with it.
      It never shall break, it shall remain intact for as long as a single guardsmen lives

  • @gluever54
    @gluever54 7 лет назад +10

    This is why i main guards

  • @Xion_Toshiro
    @Xion_Toshiro 4 года назад +5

    And this is why I strongly consider building an Imperial Guard Army.

  • @generalnawaki
    @generalnawaki 3 года назад +1

    I didn't need to know that was a salamander talking to know it was one of the sons of Nocturne speaking.

  • @ranvorkvartec7358
    @ranvorkvartec7358 4 года назад +1

    I keep coming back to this for reference to really explain what Warhammer is.

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 7 лет назад +82

    This just further is my believe that Warhammer would make for an excellent anime adoption.

    • @NinthElite
      @NinthElite 7 лет назад +20

      Inquisitor McDakka
      the people who made wolf's brigade probably could do a good job.

    • @peterchiu1769
      @peterchiu1769 7 лет назад +1

      That would be wonderful. I can see it now

    • @admiralspire8867
      @admiralspire8867 7 лет назад +7

      Jacob Bielski It is actually possible to make a grimdark anime, but you need extreme talents

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 7 лет назад +7

      Inquisitor McDakka attack on titan? Berserk? Tokyo Ghoul?

    • @gabrielperron7403
      @gabrielperron7403 7 лет назад +7

      TreeckotheRebel it not for me the writing but the style you can't have guards men with anime a eyes

  • @tzeentch7900
    @tzeentch7900 6 лет назад +10

    Sorry what name of second music ? The link is not working..

  • @Kain59242
    @Kain59242 7 лет назад +7

    Tis Glorious!

  • @hmmmyes6600
    @hmmmyes6600 5 лет назад +4

    Imagine not losing 6,000 men to take 2 feet of land. THIS POST WAS MADE BY THE VALHALLAN ICE WARRIOR GANG

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 года назад

      Only 6000 men by the emperors teeth you must have the luck of the ultramarines

  • @Patman-cr3tu
    @Patman-cr3tu 2 года назад

    the hairs on my neck still stand tall when listening to this out of respect for every guardsman that has fallen.

  • @MagnaOmerta
    @MagnaOmerta 5 лет назад +3

    I am seething with loyalty!

  • @shinigamikami2083
    @shinigamikami2083 4 года назад +1

    The Emperor Protects

  • @halkeye20
    @halkeye20 7 лет назад +1

    Let it be known that the planet broke before the guard fell

  • @jackstrayfeald1007
    @jackstrayfeald1007 7 лет назад +12

    *Respect

  • @jiv9673
    @jiv9673 2 года назад

    I always imagined this as some Guardsmen in power armor letting out all of the frustrations upon this poor CSM

  • @alexandrecredidiooliveira7176
    @alexandrecredidiooliveira7176 6 лет назад +4

    Pity the Chaos Marine

  • @redeye3869
    @redeye3869 6 лет назад +8

    Someone have a link to the music in the background?

  • @bfnvalley
    @bfnvalley 7 лет назад +9

    Funny thing is... they’re both right.

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 6 лет назад +2

      Low Standards HERESY! *BLAM*

    • @crake9510
      @crake9510 6 лет назад +7

      Your daemonic and seducing lies shall not entice chaos worshipper! Back, back to the Warp with you, back to those uncaring gods who view you as nothing more than a weak sack of flesh destined for a life as a pawn. Back!

  • @Azzie420
    @Azzie420 2 года назад +1

    I know we all shit on the blueberrys but damn I’m getting salamander vibes from that member of the 13th... he’s throne damn lippy too and I love it

  • @ltcmdrtobyfox3969
    @ltcmdrtobyfox3969 4 года назад +2

    LONG LIVE HUMANITY

  • @seanhartnett79
    @seanhartnett79 4 года назад

    It is a honor to die for ones country. I will hold the line. I will be the shield in an ocean of darkness. A single torch standing against an ocean of blackness seaking to destroy us.

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 6 лет назад +3

    Wow... I feel bad now...

  • @nothingbutreferencessigfri5812
    @nothingbutreferencessigfri5812 3 года назад +1

    This is why I run imperial gaurd and astartes

  • @moritzstotzner9760
    @moritzstotzner9760 5 лет назад +2

    Guardsman: nice *dies*

  • @StarFyodperor
    @StarFyodperor 4 года назад

    12 000 years by now...

  • @Jcdj101
    @Jcdj101 5 лет назад +2

    Where can I find just the backgroundusic? I love the video but I would love to use that music for my d&d session

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 6 лет назад +2

    The banter is real

  • @redeye3869
    @redeye3869 7 лет назад +6

    Ave Imperator

  • @CT-Polski
    @CT-Polski 4 года назад +2

    Okay someone give me some tissues