The Imperial Guard - Dramatic Reading

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 179

  • @FieldMarshalFry
    @FieldMarshalFry 8 лет назад +690

    he will hold the line... and when he dies... he dies standing

    • @admiralspire8867
      @admiralspire8867 7 лет назад +23

      Field Marshal Fry I find you everywhere, marshal. Have you destroyed the xeno army on this wretched planet yet? I'm growing impatient, and my finger is eager to push the big red exterminatus buttonz

    • @zacharymarino8926
      @zacharymarino8926 6 лет назад +8

      he will hold the line. he has held the lines for 10000 years.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 года назад +2

      The standing corpse

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 года назад +2

      The "IF I AM TO DIE I DIE STANDING LINE" is unironically what use for my home brew knight order.

  • @Metalozoid
    @Metalozoid 7 лет назад +475

    The duty of a guardsman isn’t thankless because the mighty emperor thanks him everyday. And that is the only thanks the hammer will ever need.

    • @acesarge2
      @acesarge2 5 лет назад +23

      humanity thanks him. The guardsman fights for his species.

  • @guyperson754
    @guyperson754 6 лет назад +511

    The Space Marines of the Adeptus Astartes are the Emperors scalpel: a precision tool used to remove only the most vital of variables out of the equation.
    The Imperial Guard of the Astra Militarum are the Emperors sledgehammer: a blunt and terrifying instrument used to cripple and break anything foolish enough to bare their teeth against humanity.

    • @blmmore1778
      @blmmore1778 6 лет назад +17

      the imperial guard are the imperium

    • @tea-sus8722
      @tea-sus8722 5 лет назад +9

      The inquisition is the scalpel, astartes are the broadsword

    • @ultra-papasmurf
      @ultra-papasmurf 5 лет назад +7

      @@tea-sus8722 The Inquisition=Dumb Dumb

    • @karadanvers9648
      @karadanvers9648 5 лет назад +16

      @@tea-sus8722 No, the Astartes are the scapel, and the Sisters of Battle are the broadsword. The Inquisition is the Emperor's suicide ves- wait no, please, I didn't mean i- *BLAM*

    • @Xaxp
      @Xaxp 4 года назад +6

      I always thought it was better to say the Astartes are more like a spear. The Officio Assassinorum however, is more like a scalpel.

  • @M1ABRIMSvsPANZER
    @M1ABRIMSvsPANZER 7 лет назад +627

    I respect the Wall of Guns more than the Space Marines.

    • @lunarcultist6214
      @lunarcultist6214 6 лет назад +60

      Spess Mehreens are boring. For all the unforgiving selection processes and grueling training, SM are just bland super-soldiers. Now, to stand fast in a horrifying galaxy that's out for your blood, when you're barely any stronger than a common soldier from 21st century - that is something truly worthy of respect.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 6 лет назад +12

      I really can’t respect any army whose leadership seems to actively be trying to get as many of them killed as possible. Like the Damocles Crusade where the Tau killed far more guardsmen than they had any right to because the commanders didn’t understand tactics beyond “march forward and don’t die”. Sure the Guard won that encounter, but that was literally because they had more guards than the Tau had bullets, so it’s a pretty pathetic victory.

    • @lunarcultist6214
      @lunarcultist6214 6 лет назад +51

      Don't respect the commanders - respect the soldiers.

    • @maugondola2565
      @maugondola2565 6 лет назад +15

      @@PikachuLittle Brave men and women, the commanders are idiots, with exceptions, but those men and women, hold far more fronts and beat more enemies that SP just because sheer size, and courage

    • @imperator5228
      @imperator5228 5 лет назад +8

      @@lunarcultist6214 Well, the Ultramarines are boring for sure, but plenty are worthy of respect.

  • @TitusCastiglione1503
    @TitusCastiglione1503 5 лет назад +439

    Other people’s fictional heros may be the Avengers, the Jedi, Starfleet, ect. However the faction I will always love and respect the most in any fictional setting is 40k’s Imperial Guard. They have no superpowers, mystical force energy or flashy tech. They’re just Average Joes and Janes fighting off the enemies of humanity with often nothing more than cold steel with some guts behind it. They are not the most flashy of factions...but I think in many ways they are the human spirit incarnate.

    • @ulakrajewska
      @ulakrajewska 4 года назад +11

      We have nailed our God to a piece of wood and waged a hundred wars with his name on our lips! Do not! Fuck with us!

    • @samuelberghuvud5527
      @samuelberghuvud5527 4 года назад +14

      The imperial guard, carrying the spirit of man

    • @rabniscraft1804
      @rabniscraft1804 4 года назад +7

      Indeed the only thing that makes them strong is there will to protect humanity! Humanity will never surrender! THE IMPERIUM HAS ALWAYS WON AND WILL CONTINUE WINNING!

    • @rabniscraft1804
      @rabniscraft1804 4 года назад +6

      My heroes are Soldiers in General cause they fight wars and protect there country and most of the time nobody even remembers there name, the sacrifices he made or what he did. He maybe saved his country or saved civilian lifes but nobody will remember him and sometimes they don't even get a grave they just lay on the battelfield and rot

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 3 года назад

      @@rabniscraft1804 except the japanese...

  • @redeye3869
    @redeye3869 5 лет назад +86

    2:00 “A Guardsman... is a man, just, like, you.”
    Gets me every time.

  • @MinatheValkyrie
    @MinatheValkyrie 8 лет назад +226

    That was worth shedding one manly tear

  • @angelodelacruz1007
    @angelodelacruz1007 4 года назад +42

    the imperial guard is the human equivalent of “i didnt hear no goddamn bell”

  • @RavenwolfFoxtrack
    @RavenwolfFoxtrack 5 лет назад +161

    Honor the Guardsmen, for in their chest beats the heart of a man. He has no special powers, no super strength, no augmentations. His faith lies within the Emperor of Man. He who was born on some forgotten planet in some corner of the galaxy. He is a factory worker, a farmer, a store keeper, a father, a brother, a son. He fights for not just those he loves, but for man kind as well. He has stood the line against those that would destroy the Imperium across the galaxy. He held the line in the imperial palace during the Horus Heresy, he held the line during the 13th Black Crusade. As Cadia broke, the guardsmen continued to hold the line as the ground under his feet crumbled into space. For ten thousand years the guardsmen has held the line and he will continue to hold it.

  • @mdanielputra4576
    @mdanielputra4576 8 лет назад +69

    fuck , a sneaky-ass warp spider is cutting onions in my room

  • @kilroyjenkins1
    @kilroyjenkins1 8 лет назад +249

    If you stack enough corpses on the line the enemy can't take it

    • @enderdrache
      @enderdrache 6 лет назад +25

      "If we can not beat them, maybe we can drown them in blood."

    • @tatujuntunen7668
      @tatujuntunen7668 6 лет назад +5

      starwars clones in a nuttshell

    • @admiralspire8867
      @admiralspire8867 6 лет назад +9

      Tatu Juntunen Pfft. Pansy clones are like what, 100 million strong?
      IG has tens of quadrillionsZ

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 6 лет назад +2

      [laughs in biovore]

    • @bruvamichal7437
      @bruvamichal7437 5 лет назад +2

      strategic genius

  • @Tracer_Krieg
    @Tracer_Krieg 7 лет назад +249

    We have the best Armor in the Galaxy
    We have the greatest assemblage of Soldiery ever seen
    We have a Comradery that cannot be matched
    A Spirit that cannot be broken
    We are the Guard
    We are the Wall you will break against
    The Anvil you will be smashed upon
    The Hammer you shall fear
    We are the Imperial Guard, and we shall never be broken

    • @Tracer_Krieg
      @Tracer_Krieg 6 лет назад +26

      Really? Can any army match the raw power of our Baneblades or the versatility of our Leman Russes by equivalence? Does any other army have trillions of soldiers and billions of armored vehicles at any one time under structured command and leadership?
      And as for the last two, the world of Cadia broke before the Guard did. And it was not through grinding attrition or strategy that won Abaddon his victory: it was his abuse of his writer given Deus Ex Machina powers. Even then, he could not overwhelm mere *humans* for Ten. Thousand. Years.
      That should tell you the strength of character the Guard has.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 6 лет назад +1

      Jacob Sailer well given that you pretty much exist to act as bullet sponges to buy time for the Astartes to arrive, I think it’s safe to say that the Space Marines are the greatest armed force in the galaxy with you folks being really useful auxiliaries

    • @Tracer_Krieg
      @Tracer_Krieg 6 лет назад +7

      Tell that to Abaddon.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 6 лет назад +2

      Jacob Sailer really holding off Abbadon the Armless speaks far more about his incompetence than the Guard’s skill

    • @Tracer_Krieg
      @Tracer_Krieg 6 лет назад +23

      Incompetence does not dispute the fact that the Guard held off nearly 10,000 years of the largest Daemonic Invasions since the Horus Heresy with Traitor Marines at its spearhead. The fact that they had to cheat and toss a planet sized rock at Cadia merely proves how tenacious the Cadians are.
      Also, calling the Guard Auxiliaries is a poor argument because it goes against what an Auxiliary is. Auxiliares have very specific purposes in the military, among which is supporting the main army. The Guard *is* the main army. We do almost all of the fighting in 40k.
      Besides, the Marines are not built to fight conflicts by their lonesome, unsupported. They constantly need to be aided by both the Imperial Guard and Navy in every one of their campaigns, and even then are regulated to fighting in crucial tactical deployments. In short, they're Special Forces on steroids.
      A good example of this are the Wars for Armageddon, where nearly 85% of the fighting and killing was done by the Steel Legion and Cadian Shock (plus civilians and militia in the case of Helsreach).

  • @essexclass8168
    @essexclass8168 8 лет назад +92

    Last one to die's an Eldar!

  • @Alucard9692010
    @Alucard9692010 8 лет назад +302

    imperial guard be like.
    90% casualties...... VICTORY!!!

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 8 лет назад +56

      *99% *FLAWLESS VICTORY

    • @psmt1234
      @psmt1234 7 лет назад +10

      OUR DEATHS WILL BE MAGNIFICENT!!!!

    • @dank_smirk9971
      @dank_smirk9971 6 лет назад +1

      alucard ex well you gotta take what you can get

    • @bloodangelphil
      @bloodangelphil 6 лет назад +6

      I played a Deathwatch campaign and there was a part we were assigned to kill some Tyranid synapse beasts and tyrants while the Guard pulled back its assets.
      A whole crusade down to like 25% effectiveness. And the top brass called it an unforeseen stroke of good fortune.

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 6 лет назад +2

      Just 90 ? that's a decicive victory worthy of parade

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 7 лет назад +122

    *For Everyone Of Us Who Falls!! 10 More Shall take His Place!!! =][= FOR THE EMPEROR, FOR MANKIND! =][=*

    • @blmmore1778
      @blmmore1778 6 лет назад +4

      THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!!

    • @noahisaak2974
      @noahisaak2974 5 лет назад +3

      FOR THE EMPEROR, FOR THE EMPORIUM, CHARGE!

  • @Firebolt193
    @Firebolt193 8 лет назад +62

    Amazing! You've just described perfectly why the Emperor's Hammer kicks ass!

  • @luc-zq7ku
    @luc-zq7ku 7 лет назад +50

    for 10 000 years the gards men hold the line and for the next 10 000 years, he will do it again sucessfully

  • @ivanlima5015
    @ivanlima5015 6 лет назад +55

    a grave that's really generous for a guardsman!

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 6 лет назад +3

      ikr

    • @blmmore1778
      @blmmore1778 6 лет назад +8

      guardsman dont fight for graves, they fight for the emperor!!!

  • @TH3W0LF100
    @TH3W0LF100 5 лет назад +22

    The planet broke before the guard did.

  • @DrWhite
    @DrWhite 8 лет назад +206

    10/imperialguardsman

    • @mitchellline3398
      @mitchellline3398 6 лет назад +6

      Dr White so like 10/ 1000000000?
      That's a pretty low score

  • @DrMills-ec4by
    @DrMills-ec4by 7 лет назад +38

    That was so manly I cried sheer joy juice.

  • @AmericanUnionState1824
    @AmericanUnionState1824 4 года назад +18

    Imperial Guardsman survives after 15 hours: Senior Veteran
    Imperial Guardsman survives after 15 years: Governor Militant

    • @smiletime4916
      @smiletime4916 3 года назад +1

      If they get past the first hour I think they get a Veteran's Discount

  • @Shogun0099
    @Shogun0099 8 лет назад +45

    Holy fuck/10
    Also, I would literally kill for just a rip of the backgroud music.

  • @the_goldenage8785
    @the_goldenage8785 8 лет назад +26

    This is amazingly done. It gave me chills.

  • @cobbleturd6978
    @cobbleturd6978 6 лет назад +94

    FIX BAYONETS!, AND DONT STOP THE ARTY!

  • @balrog262
    @balrog262 6 лет назад +15

    THE EMPEROR KNOWS HIS SACRIFICE.

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 6 лет назад +2

      He is his avatar that is waiting for his call to march once more in his name.

  • @giacomoromano8842
    @giacomoromano8842 3 года назад +9

    The narrator is the God-emperor himself. Change my mind.

  • @essex3777
    @essex3777 7 лет назад +111

    Stalingrad? You mean Tuesday?

    • @imperator5228
      @imperator5228 5 лет назад +17

      More like 5 minutes during lunch break.

    • @nightflash4782
      @nightflash4782 5 лет назад +8

      @@imperator5228 .... i was thinking that was a bit of an exaggeration, but then i realized that it really ISN'T....

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 года назад +1

      Only 200.000 death?

  • @theemperorofmankind8082
    @theemperorofmankind8082 4 года назад +13

    All I ask of the guardsmen is that they stood the line and die fighting. It's what they do best. They die standing.

    • @hammer1349
      @hammer1349 4 года назад +3

      The Smithian 1st stand ready to never take a step back in fear or despair in defence of the Imperium. Ave Imperator!

  • @dreadkaiser1058
    @dreadkaiser1058 7 лет назад +50

    Yarrick/10

  • @firespawn01
    @firespawn01 7 лет назад +16

    10/10 would hold the line again

  • @Jamhael1
    @Jamhael1 5 лет назад +3

    "Even if I walk through the Valley of the shadow of the Warp
    I shall fear nothing....
    FOR I AM THE EMPEROR MOTHERFUCKING BADDEST IN THE VALLEY
    BRINGING WITH ME ELEVEN BARRELS OF "FUCK YOU"
    WITH THE MESSAGE
    "TO WHOMEVER CONCERN"
    THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!"

  • @GoblinKoboldGaming
    @GoblinKoboldGaming 3 года назад +6

    Watching this in 2021, this is the only content GW might be willing to allow to continue to exist.

  • @joshuablade6974
    @joshuablade6974 7 месяцев назад +1

    The Shield and Spirit of the Imperium of Man. FOR THE EMPEROR! CHARRRRRRGE!

  • @tharnstonewall2005
    @tharnstonewall2005 5 лет назад +6

    And he has held the line for 10,000 years.

  • @krayne-ddg-pmc
    @krayne-ddg-pmc 5 лет назад +6

    The planet broke before the gaurd did

  • @AeternusAspicientis
    @AeternusAspicientis 8 лет назад +16

    Epic! Very climatic!

  • @aedan120
    @aedan120 7 лет назад +12

    The emperor is a god in a body of a mam. Praise for the god emperor!

  • @alexandereden8911
    @alexandereden8911 8 лет назад +33

    Imperial guardsman/10

  • @worldweaver2691
    @worldweaver2691 5 лет назад +9

    the six dislikes are space marines

  • @SixWingZombi
    @SixWingZombi 5 лет назад +5

    Let it be remembered that the while the world itself collapsed, CADIA HELD

  • @thomasaquinas1457
    @thomasaquinas1457 5 лет назад +3

    This is why I admire admiral Spire above above all else all others... because he is just a man.

  • @Alue14
    @Alue14 4 года назад +3

    The Imperial Guard held the line for 10,000 years, and he will hold it, for 10,000 more!

  • @CT-Polski
    @CT-Polski 4 года назад +2

    I may or may have not cried hearing and watching this

  • @leandrosvarus6943
    @leandrosvarus6943 8 лет назад +2

    Fantastic, that was epic as hell!

  • @argentward1
    @argentward1 4 года назад +1

    And he has held the line! *For ten thousand years!*

  • @sukhoisu-24fencer3
    @sukhoisu-24fencer3 4 года назад +3

    Cadia broke before the guard did!

  • @justsomeguy3931
    @justsomeguy3931 4 года назад +1

    The fact that they have no super powers is what makes them the coolest in my book. All the more glory to their victory!

  • @yuuhan_requiem
    @yuuhan_requiem 3 года назад

    We need more of these readings.

  • @GrimAndDarkness
    @GrimAndDarkness 7 лет назад +5

    The Emperor Protects!

  • @Airmanmx1
    @Airmanmx1 7 лет назад +3

    Pumped me up enough to want to church at the enemies of the imperium....CHARGE!!!!!!

  • @trav157
    @trav157 4 года назад +1

    The planet broke before the guard did!

  • @DarthJimius
    @DarthJimius 5 лет назад +1

    Remember the Mordant Acid Dogs, remember their sacrifice.

  • @redeye3869
    @redeye3869 7 лет назад +5

    FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @R0S4
    @R0S4 6 лет назад +3

    The four dislikes are the chaos gods

  • @liamhossenlopp5967
    @liamhossenlopp5967 8 лет назад +3

    you should do a reading of my immortal

  • @aidanstreeter5058
    @aidanstreeter5058 4 года назад +2

    Cadia broke before the guard did.

  • @danielbaldwin3078
    @danielbaldwin3078 2 года назад

    No matter our fighting
    The numbers will still count
    We're outgunned and many in numbers
    We're doomed to flag of fail
    We fought hard
    Held our guard
    But when captured by the enemy
    And forced to tell the truth
    We'll tell it with a smile,
    We will surprise them with a laugh
    We are all
    We were all
    We were told to hold the border
    And that is what we did
    Honor to the Emperor our orders
    In despite of our foe
    We, we will resist and bite!
    Bite hard
    'Cause we are all in sight
    We, we take up arms and fight!
    Fight hard!
    Resist and do what's right

  • @hatter3555
    @hatter3555 6 лет назад +2

    *Emperor Protects*

  • @GnosisZX
    @GnosisZX 3 года назад +1

    I love these guys he’ll one of my ocs is a guardsman that will do some great doom 3 style note doom marine style not doom slayer
    And they deserve new gear like hey gw give us new tanks and artillery already

  • @DGARedRaven
    @DGARedRaven 2 года назад

    Never underestimate the combined might of Humanity Undivided. **Oorah!**

  • @superkamigod
    @superkamigod 3 года назад

    They play this video at Imperial recruitment offices.

  • @ΕυαγγελοςΠαπαθεοδωρου

    Well I got a stiffy.

  • @PikachuLittle
    @PikachuLittle 6 лет назад +2

    You gotta love the Space Marines’ opening number. They do so much to help out, like exhausting enemy ammunition, or providing cover with their corpses, or shooting eachother for the Astartes’ entertainment. And providing emergency rations for the hungry Flesh Tearer. They truly are the best at what they do

  • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
    @StevenTheAristolianNerd 4 года назад +1

    I'd have to disagree with some of the opening sentences.
    PDF must be trained and equipped it's illegal to submit soldiers who aren't trained and equipped into PDF regiments. The best 10% have the opportunity to join the Imperial guard, once they make it through selection they spend weeks getting further training on how to use their weapons and equipment. Imperial Guard are like Navy seals.
    Conscript Guard however, that's another story, those opening statements would definitely be true in that case.

    • @robertclark1669
      @robertclark1669 4 года назад

      I wouldnt say Navy seals more like Marines and the PDF is the Regular army.

  • @johndelacruz1422
    @johndelacruz1422 4 года назад +1

    All i hear is the high music volume drowning out the words in this speech.

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 5 лет назад

    @:054 bob semple tanks in the 41st millennium? praise be to the emperor of mankind!!!! xD

  • @deff_bepis
    @deff_bepis 7 лет назад

    Did... did you voice Ferrus Manus
    Edit: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT YOU DID... BADASS

  • @jaburnside1523
    @jaburnside1523 5 лет назад +1

    whats the song used?
    thanks y'all

  • @Jane_Jackson
    @Jane_Jackson 8 лет назад +3

    10/10

  • @RyanRyzzo
    @RyanRyzzo 4 года назад

    PILOERECTION DETECTED

  • @Stormcommando
    @Stormcommando 2 года назад

    anyone know the name of the song

  • @TheLastEchelon
    @TheLastEchelon 7 лет назад +2

    what music did you use?

    • @stringstorm
      @stringstorm  7 лет назад +4

      My own!

    • @TheLastEchelon
      @TheLastEchelon 7 лет назад +4

      StringStorm ‌ that much is evident sir... but can you name one like you released for Dominique etc?

  • @RyanTheMan000
    @RyanTheMan000 4 года назад

    Aaaaand i came.

  • @qrangejuice8225
    @qrangejuice8225 7 лет назад

    What script are you working from?

  • @shadowtactition2420
    @shadowtactition2420 7 лет назад +4

    Wtf one dislike I will hunt you down and heve you change it

  • @ying7482
    @ying7482 4 года назад

    Till to this day the gurads men die in number of millions and trillions

  • @dadevesely7236
    @dadevesely7236 3 года назад

    Give me more loyalist propaganda.

  • @KingDenvon
    @KingDenvon 8 лет назад +6

    He is the "Russian Guard, and he will hold the line because he is the God of chaos!" Why Russians? Look the imperial guard is located in very cold areas in dawn of war therefore more likely they are Russian! :D (If you read the saga of the full War hammer and the lore of it fully please do not reply!)

    • @admiralspire8867
      @admiralspire8867 7 лет назад +6

      Hammer And Sickle Vostroyans and vallhallans are essentially russians IN SPACE.

    • @blightybog7207
      @blightybog7207 7 лет назад +1

      So you subscribe to the Chemkov school of Imperial Guard tactics eh?

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 7 лет назад

      Lord Inquisiteur Willhelm Von Steiner How dare you forget Kreig!

    • @admiralspire8867
      @admiralspire8867 6 лет назад +3

      TreeckotheRebel Krieg is WW1 western front soldiers IN SPACE! (Plus a big dose of additional fearlessnes, extreme emprah faith and badasssss gas masks)

    • @nightflash4782
      @nightflash4782 5 лет назад

      @@admiralspire8867 i heard Valhallans described as finnish space russians :P