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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @jerrodcollier9848
    @jerrodcollier9848 4 года назад +610

    I am an Usher🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣don't forget u can't walk during a prayer,u better freeze🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @Shappire0926
      @Shappire0926 4 года назад +43

      The many times I have had to stop and stand at a newcomer's chair when prayer starts 😂. I just smile and then bow my head. Say amen at the end, nod again at the person and then head to the bathroom 😂😂.

    • @blackgirl2126
      @blackgirl2126 4 года назад +21

      Don't forget when the preacher is preaching and in some churches when the praise break is in full motion

    • @tiffanyingram3444
      @tiffanyingram3444 4 года назад +14

      Facts they will strong arm you

    • @jerrodneal7644
      @jerrodneal7644 4 года назад +8

      Waddup Jerrod! I'm white! Never knew I'd see someone with my name on this. God Bless Brother

    • @jerrodcollier9848
      @jerrodcollier9848 4 года назад +6

      @@jerrodneal7644 that's cool stay safe

  • @Outright_Mike
    @Outright_Mike 4 года назад +610

    "Those days of getting out in 45 or 52 minutes were great. I miss them dearly." 😂😂

    • @katrinamccreary6411
      @katrinamccreary6411 3 года назад +15

      🤣

    • @BreadFred3
      @BreadFred3 2 года назад +1

      Sounds like Catholic church.

    • @robjackson5245
      @robjackson5245 2 года назад

      ​​@@BreadFred3 Nope Roman Catholic church services be just as long. Only white Germanic Protestant churches and Jewish temple are built on time.

    • @robjackson5245
      @robjackson5245 2 года назад

      ​@@BreadFred3 And Roman Catholics are usually not white.

  • @CrazyKidAndFriends
    @CrazyKidAndFriends 4 года назад +463

    I went to a predominately African American church for my friend Mary’s baptism. And it was the best experience ever. Everyone was so nice. And the music was awesome. I never felt so welcome in my life

    • @sparrows3232
      @sparrows3232 4 года назад +32

      God bless 🙏🏾❤️Jesus loves you

    • @PrincessAfrica3
      @PrincessAfrica3 3 года назад +19

      Jesus loves you indeed

    • @candace6893
      @candace6893 3 года назад +11

      that’s great amen!

    • @graciekattan6618
      @graciekattan6618 3 года назад +14

      I would like to go to one too. They seem more warm and welcoming and with lively music but Im a bit afraid to be looked at weird lol especially since sadly I don’t have anyone to go with either.

    • @lynnmothibeli325
      @lynnmothibeli325 3 года назад +5

      ❤❤❤

  • @monicathebeautiful6483
    @monicathebeautiful6483 4 года назад +294

    When the preacher says when you find the scripture say amen. You say amen even if you don't have it. Do NOT say amen later.

  • @bbyskittles91
    @bbyskittles91 4 года назад +198

    I will never forget the first time I went to a white church and the family that I went with sat in the front row. I was nervous as hell 😭. In my mind I was like, "I don't think we are supposed to be sitting up here. They are about to kick us to the back." When service started and nobody said anything to us, I thought maybe their daddy was a deacon or something 😂

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @XyThree
      @XyThree 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @M00m00chi3
      @M00m00chi3 3 года назад +10

      My family never be sitting in the front row, always middle or back

    • @Kissed_by_the_sunmoon
      @Kissed_by_the_sunmoon 3 года назад +12

      The only time, and I mean, only, time we sat in the front row was if you were getting baptized. That’s it!

  • @mariacarlisle981
    @mariacarlisle981 4 года назад +121

    Bro you forgot, if the choir starts hitting them high notes, or soloist hits a roll, you gotta stand, wave a little, and continue standing for the rest of the song!

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 3 года назад +7

      This is so true I never understood why we did this

    • @victoriafhicks
      @victoriafhicks 2 года назад +8

      Right! Once you stand, you can’t sit back down until the song is over😂😔

    • @zigman3105
      @zigman3105 Год назад

      How you not gonna poop when you in there for 8 hours?

  • @geecheetone8550
    @geecheetone8550 4 года назад +408

    I tapped that offering plate many-a-times...I was like, "Lord, I'll get'cha next week when I get my check"! Lol

    • @Csharpsuspended4th
      @Csharpsuspended4th 4 года назад +11

      +BigTone Now You know *DAMN WELL* you Wrong Fo Dat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelsherron5750
      @michaelsherron5750 4 года назад +7

      LOL! Me too!

    • @ze-panda
      @ze-panda 4 года назад +2

      I put a penny in the offering plate😅

    • @antoniodearry7707
      @antoniodearry7707 4 года назад +3

      Gotta wait till the first

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy 4 года назад

      Broke, because you bought a full outfit, something wrong with that picture. Touching the plate is just pure nonsense

  • @shawntebarron9306
    @shawntebarron9306 5 лет назад +310

    Yessss my Great grandma use to make us get up and tap the plate when we didn't have money 😭

    •  5 лет назад +6

      An offering plate , not a tithe plate , right ?

    • @richardharepax123
      @richardharepax123 5 лет назад +9

      As the person who collects the money that would bother me because it would have it take to long especially when I have to collect for a second offering. The one thing I don't get is why some fold the money because I have to count it later

    • @hotwaterintub1
      @hotwaterintub1 4 года назад +8

      @@richardharepax123 They probably fold the bills from a habit of doing it.

    • @Lokesvararaja
      @Lokesvararaja 4 года назад +5

      @@richardharepax123 I always fold it up until it can't be fold by hand anymore.

    • @e-maginne
      @e-maginne 3 года назад

      Omg I hated that, like how embarrassing. The whole church gonna know I’m broke 🤣

  • @donnies4693
    @donnies4693 3 года назад +45

    I’m from the generation when the women wore slips under those dresses/skirts.. didn’t matter if the skirt was pitch black and made of Wool... lol! It was considered “improper” & “immodest” to be without 1, lol! Mine was always 2 sizes too big & had to be secured with safety pins...😬😅😂😂😂

    • @spacewaste2459
      @spacewaste2459 3 года назад +1

      I’m glad you aren’t treated like that anymore.

    • @EpicMoments-g1w
      @EpicMoments-g1w 3 месяца назад

      Slips need to be brought back lol

  • @joswanell9672
    @joswanell9672 4 года назад +124

    I had a Catholic uncle. No matter what was going on, as soon as his watch hit the 60 minute mark after mass started, he'd just get up and walk out of the service and go home. I like that!!!

    • @XyThree
      @XyThree 3 года назад +3

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @valsmith6231
      @valsmith6231 3 года назад +1

      Lol.

    • @bunzigiyebyumamyriamgrace1135
      @bunzigiyebyumamyriamgrace1135 3 года назад

      Omggg😂😂😂

    • @soccerchamp0511
      @soccerchamp0511 3 года назад +3

      He was an anomaly. My mom's family is Catholic, and if you ever got up and left during church, except for an absolute emergency, you'd be getting heck from my grandfather later. LoL

  • @dabiggestdawgg
    @dabiggestdawgg 4 года назад +63

    My dad is a musician so he always make me sit with the deaconess so he can keep an eye on me, and they always say "Honey do you want a mint?" Church mints are the BEST.

    • @nicholburton9917
      @nicholburton9917 4 года назад +6

      I always have my church mints as my grandmother would call them 🤣 pillow peppermints or Brach's spearmints 😋

    • @sisterpdl
      @sisterpdl 4 года назад +4

      YEEEEEEESSSS !

  • @n4musica
    @n4musica 3 года назад +7

    The days praise and worship took up the whole service had the same vibe as your teacher rolling in a tv cart at the beginning of class. My FAVORITE days in church 😂

  • @fredhall5038
    @fredhall5038 3 года назад +20

    I am a Pastor. Here is my rules. Worship as long as the Spirit leads. Keep sermons short, precise, and to the point. Use night services for Worship and teaching but remember that kids have school, and the cows need milking next day.

  • @beverlybalius9303
    @beverlybalius9303 5 лет назад +305

    The Black Church has best Choir!!!! Some in Memphis rockin better than Beal Street!

    • @Mister_Soyuz_on_YT
      @Mister_Soyuz_on_YT 4 года назад +12

      Not going to lie. I am white and Sundays the church across my street block can be heard of singing happy people and music in rhythm just outside. I imagine church must be a full house because that's loud.

    • @conve5
      @conve5 4 года назад

      I love father day Sunday. The man choir always sing Sweet Swing Low Sweet Chariot. And also the men in the church usually cook and the food is always so great on Father's Day Sunday😙

    • @CeeJay611
      @CeeJay611 4 года назад +3

      Yes Lord. I miss black church sometimes. I need black and white church

    • @RachelSemeson
      @RachelSemeson 3 года назад

      I’ll be in Memphis in two weeks. Can you recommend a church or two?

  • @cyoohoos
    @cyoohoos 4 года назад +19

    True story. We had a new preacher as a child. At the 4 hour mark folks started walking out. At 5 hr my Daddy caved and we left. Next time he preached he took off his watch and laced it on the altar. Feedback was received.

  • @jay2k965
    @jay2k965 3 года назад +37

    whyyyy is that finger one so accurate they think it’s a crime if it’s not up

    • @Mindsetolympics
      @Mindsetolympics 3 года назад +3

      I personally never understood why certain churches did that lol

    • @slimpickens01
      @slimpickens01 2 года назад

      @@Mindsetolympics I did that one time at church and my mom was angry that I did that. She explained why I shouldn't follow other's doing that and it made sense. So I never did it again.

    • @klaatubaradamgtow9956
      @klaatubaradamgtow9956 2 месяца назад

      A couple of the older deaconesses I know used to twirl the “Baptist finger” like they were truckin’ on down with a Suzy Q. That drew even more attention to them. All they needed was a guy with a zoot suit and a gold watch chain.😆

  • @DoctorMicahJohnson
    @DoctorMicahJohnson 4 года назад +75

    If you only have a dollar to give, fold it up so nobody can see

  • @latonyawrenn1435
    @latonyawrenn1435 4 года назад +55

    Yes, if the praise break has gone on for two hours, why should the preacher preach! Jesus has already been in the place!

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy 4 года назад +2

      Can't live off of music and shouting, no wonder so many Black folks falling after nonsense teachings because most don't even study their Bible

    • @chaelmoll7160
      @chaelmoll7160 3 года назад

      @@Ma1nguy racist

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy 3 года назад +3

      @@chaelmoll7160 Why are you calling me racist??? You think I'm White?! boy oh boy, BTW I happen to be Black and yes I met every word I said. I retract nothing

    • @chaelmoll7160
      @chaelmoll7160 3 года назад +1

      @@Ma1nguy I dont care if you meant it or if you're white it's still racist because you are hating on how black people go about their church lives aka the culture making the comment racist

    • @kmccoo3212
      @kmccoo3212 3 года назад +3

      @@chaelmoll7160 I know I am kind of late, but is the truth really racist? He didn’t say all or most, but many. He’s not hating because he’s simply stating what is true for many black people. I only feel comfortable typing this because I am black, and I know black people. It’s the truth for some people.

  • @tilly3851
    @tilly3851 2 года назад +2

    Those +2 hr praise breaks were a Godsend for reall👏🏽 sermon would be about 10mins and that was the end 😀

  • @robertburnell4160
    @robertburnell4160 4 года назад +101

    You forgot one unless it's a alter call don't walk up to the alter

  • @boomboom6577
    @boomboom6577 4 года назад +12

    I went to a white church once and it was over literally 38 minutes after I arrived. I almost dropped to me knees in thanks to God and that preacher and all those white people in that church. I’d never seen a Sunday outside at 10:45 in my life. That was one of the happiest days of my life.

    • @akiheavenly6
      @akiheavenly6 4 года назад +3

      Well I just felt cheated when I went to a white church for the first time. 😕 Service was over in 45 minutes and I was like " _now_ what do I do for the rest of the day? I didn't make any plans!" >_< Wasted my day all the same

    • @valsmith6231
      @valsmith6231 3 года назад

      Lol.

    • @cheriehawthorne9246
      @cheriehawthorne9246 3 года назад +1

      @@akiheavenly6 Could have been lunch and a massage in the afternoon.

  • @tanamonteiro6123
    @tanamonteiro6123 3 года назад +8

    So true. I am the mom that doesn't let my kids play video games or watch TV before church. Gotta get your mind ready.

  • @ericrotsinger9729
    @ericrotsinger9729 5 лет назад +65

    This guy is much funnier than late night TV.

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 5 лет назад +1

      Yes we need a black american late night host

    • @Otto8845
      @Otto8845 4 года назад +1

      @@superduperjoi6800 you mean we might need another African American late night host because we had Arsenio Hall when he hosted his shows (one in the 1990s & one during 2013) but they got cancelled & then we had Chris Spencer as well as Sinbad when they hosted a short-lived Columbia TriStar Television late nite talk show entitled "Vibe" which ran from 1997 until 1998. But since then, we have NOT had another black person host something like that.

  • @martyc3447
    @martyc3447 4 года назад +57

    One time in 5th grade on a cold, February Sunday morning, my dad took my sister and I to a predominantly black church. The reason we went there instead of our normal church was because I had been at a sleepover the night before and by the time my dad came to pick me up it would be unrealistic to go to our church since we would be ridiculously late. So, back to the story, we arrived there and the place was absolutely MASSIVE. I mean there were these long rows filled with people so there was plenty of space. We were also the only white people in the whole church. And yea, they like to sing. A LOT. It was a pretty long service compared to my normal church's (which is 2 hrs). So just put that in to perspective. But basically the people were super nice and the message was deep and interesting but LONG and the music was awesome. Just wanted to share lol 😂

  • @yellathehybrid6988
    @yellathehybrid6988 4 года назад +15

    My Church is multi cultured and our service is from 10am - 2pm. It doesnt even feel that long. Holy Spirit lead

  • @dawnmichelle4403
    @dawnmichelle4403 5 лет назад +99

    I found these very interesting. I've gone to church almost every Sunday since I was born, but I've never been to a black church. I never realized how much of a difference there could be. Cool.

    • @emiliasims9521
      @emiliasims9521 4 года назад +11

      Dawn Michelle Go! it will change your life! it did for me :)

    • @dawnmichelle4403
      @dawnmichelle4403 4 года назад +4

      @@emiliasims9521 if I'm ever invited I might visit. In the meantime I'm really happy with my church. 😊💞

    • @joswanell9672
      @joswanell9672 4 года назад +2

      Me, too!

    • @believeroftheword4627
      @believeroftheword4627 4 года назад +28

      @@dawnmichelle4403 I'd invite you to my church if you were in Louisiana. I am a blonde white girl who wandered in one Sunday about 5 years ago. After the initial looks of surprise (awkwardness on my part), I sat down anyway. I felt so welcome and "loved on", I went back the next week and the week after that. I'll celebrate 6 years as a member this year. My favorite church I've ever been to!

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 4 года назад +6

      I've never been to one as well. In fact, I've never been to an only English speaking church. I go to a Hispanic pentecostal church here in nyc, but I will say that black churches have the most best dressed older women and men lol. I love going to church on sunday and seeing the older women dressed up in their sunday dress and their hats.

  • @nyaria.hairston
    @nyaria.hairston 4 года назад +27

    I don’t know who gossiping in the house of the lord 🙏🏽👏🏽

    • @cheriehawthorne9246
      @cheriehawthorne9246 3 года назад +1

      Someone on the Usher board🌹

    • @ITSWITHINYOU120
      @ITSWITHINYOU120 3 года назад

      @@cheriehawthorne9246 Lawd yes! 😃🤣🤣🤣

    • @slimpickens01
      @slimpickens01 2 года назад

      What?!
      Loose lips sinks ships, and some in the congregation lips are so loose they can sink an aircraft carrier.

  • @benbasoco7436
    @benbasoco7436 4 года назад +14

    “I’ve broken that rule.” 🤣 so have I

  • @scomrie5662
    @scomrie5662 4 года назад +19

    The finger thing and the "dont leave when paster preaching" thats a rule for showing reverence to the sanctuary ..

  • @kiki7507
    @kiki7507 4 года назад +10

    We used to have 2 services. The 8am was always short because they had Sunday school at 9. But we went to Sunday school and the 10am service. They always started 10am late. 10am service usually went till 12:30-1pm. Then my mom would always talk to my aunts, uncles, cousins, and others church members so a lot of times we didn't leave until almost 2.
    It was usually a 5 hour day at church lol. But I go to a white majority church now and it's like 1h20 min absolute tops.

    • @cheriehawthorne9246
      @cheriehawthorne9246 3 года назад

      It can be even shorter during football season😄

    • @adrien1623
      @adrien1623 8 месяцев назад

      Same for Nigerian churches

  • @micahsworld7217
    @micahsworld7217 4 года назад +13

    45-52 minutes they were great I miss it 😂

  • @davidthompsonsr.4427
    @davidthompsonsr.4427 3 года назад +5

    As a church musician, I resonated with all of those jokes 😂😂😂😂

  • @amandabolden3172
    @amandabolden3172 4 года назад +14

    I absolutely approve this message! The only thing that has changed generationally is the video games one...now kids bring devices to church to stay quiet. Very happy we have a nursery for them to learn about God on their level.

    • @kjrey9878
      @kjrey9878 2 года назад

      I'll tell you what, I was nervous as all get out when my dad let me and my brother watch cartoons while getting ready for church. There was no way in the world I would ask my dad to do ANY Super NES or TV on Sunday morning. Only 3 times in my childhood did anything other than "get your mind right" happen before church (aside from my parents watching church before waking us up to go to church. lol)

  • @ellejordan3931
    @ellejordan3931 4 года назад +5

    In my church on Sundays, Sunday school is from 10 am to 12 pm, we have an hour long break and service is from 1- 3 or 4 pm

  • @tomotoole8475
    @tomotoole8475 5 лет назад +107

    I’m a white man but found ur post very intresting

  • @hdwarrior8830
    @hdwarrior8830 4 года назад +37

    When I was in Middle School my father was stationed in Germany, and I was always one to try to go to different churches. I was a Baptist, but I went to a Catholic service or two (hard on the knees), hung out in a Buddhist temple (hard on the nose) , even got bold enough to check out the Jehova's Witnesses and the Mormons (hard on the noggin). My Mom had apparently been talking to her friend and lunch buddy about my spiritual quest. The lady's name was Della. Sweetest lady I ever met in my life. I will say she tried to warn me that Episcopalians were a bit flamboyant and that the church service would last all day. I was thinking ok, business hours, right? Done by 5? lol I had to be there by 8 am. I had the devil scared out of me at about 10 am and was really happy when I could help put the little ones down for a nap just before lunch. Until I realized it was going to be 8 at night before we were done! There were two white folks there, me and some crazy old German woman who kept falling out and scaring the hell out me when she started speaking in tongues! I thought it was a medical issue, she was clearly having a stroke, but they said the Holy Spirit was on her. Well, the HOLY CRAP spirit was on me and I had to get out of there! I limped back home about dinner time and Mama just couldn't stop laughing at me. She loved saying she told me so!🤣

    • @cheriehawthorne9246
      @cheriehawthorne9246 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @GodsPromises.co.uk.
      @GodsPromises.co.uk. 3 года назад +1

      I hope that experience didn't stop you from going to church.

    • @treasuretv1
      @treasuretv1 3 года назад +1

      1 Corinthians 6:19-20 (King James Version)

      What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

  • @harrywilson404
    @harrywilson404 4 года назад +50

    I like Mother Bethesda!

  • @AfricanEmpress01
    @AfricanEmpress01 4 года назад +6

    The first rule - yep we did the same backintheday, too funny. Left in 1994, but yes it taught us some serious manners, respect and mindfulness.

  • @femininebeauty5934
    @femininebeauty5934 3 года назад +9

    "You poop at home. " I died. 😭

  • @Myflopera1
    @Myflopera1 3 года назад +29

    I remember when my aunt was acting like she had a demon in her *(she was goin crazy)* she kicked her whole leg up and her heels flew off her foot and hit my uncles head lmaoo, shit was funny.. that was when I was like 7 or 9

    • @aquabradley
      @aquabradley 3 года назад +1

      Fellow ONCE 😁

    • @Myflopera1
      @Myflopera1 3 года назад

      @@aquabradley yes ma’am 🤧💅🏽😌

    • @leonietaylor7054
      @leonietaylor7054 3 года назад +1

      You are too funny😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leshellthomas3894
    @leshellthomas3894 3 года назад +2

    Touch the plate if you don't have any money.😂😂😂😂

  • @garys8415
    @garys8415 5 лет назад +10

    Relax and praise HIM, 4 hours or so🔥

  • @amariethomp5118
    @amariethomp5118 3 года назад +2

    You forgot the sheets 😆 If sister Mary Jenkins falls out you gotta grab a sheet and cover her up 🤭

  • @reginafallangie2867
    @reginafallangie2867 5 лет назад +38

    Release ur demons if u can’t hold them in. But best make up for it at the collection plate

  • @79kaltom
    @79kaltom 5 лет назад +48

    I dont think its ok to ask for change in any Church. That would be super weird in a white church or any kind of church.

    • @maggiemotshwari554
      @maggiemotshwari554 4 года назад +4

      Kelli Sykalski right,like come prepared 😂 was once in the ushering team passing on the offering buckets some guy wanted me to put my hand in and give him change it was soooo awkward

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 года назад +10

      Black people NEED that change. So when WE ask for our change, better ante up. As much as you think it's awkward is how bad it looks that a whole church can't give a 20 or 50 back. We'll talk shit all year about the church

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 4 года назад

      @@agonleed3841 I kinda agree. Dont churches make enough as it is? If God wants the pastor to have a new private jet He'll just materialize it out of the blue, after all He IS God.

    • @kenadielise7780
      @kenadielise7780 4 года назад +1

      @@agonleed3841 I dont need my change are u implying black ppl are poor

    • @ghanamemer1628
      @ghanamemer1628 4 года назад +4

      Lol yeah. I think it's better not to give at all. Or pay double the next time you have enough money on you.

  • @charlesworth5603
    @charlesworth5603 4 года назад +84

    I thought these were just Jamaican rules😂😂😂😂.

  • @leticiabarnes9614
    @leticiabarnes9614 5 лет назад +18

    I've never been to a black church. I've been to a few mixed churches with black pastors. It sounds a lot like the white Pentecostal church I grew up with.

  • @QueenOfFloridaa
    @QueenOfFloridaa 4 года назад +13

    Some churches can’t chew gum mine used to but then they just said forget it and now we chew gum😂

    • @qweetbarnes1685
      @qweetbarnes1685 4 года назад +2

      very true

    • @Shappire0926
      @Shappire0926 4 года назад +1

      My church has that rule (I may have broken the rule a time or two when I got hungry during the Word).

  • @imaniannissa6989
    @imaniannissa6989 4 года назад +6

    This is 100% accurate every last bit of it lmaoooo I’m still mad young but I come from a carribean church so we be doing all of that 😂

  • @rubyramabu8791
    @rubyramabu8791 3 года назад +1

    Everybody sings. EVERYBODY!
    When there's prayer, FREEZE.
    Sit STILL! NO MOVING OR MAMA WILL!!!
    Enjoy. 😃

  • @Otto8845
    @Otto8845 4 года назад +2

    This is a very educational video as it mentions the trends & types of things that goes on in the African-American Church. I also know that they tend to take at least two or more hours each day of service which is usually held on a Sunday morning even though the Sabbath day is actually on a Saturday in lieu of a Sunday as what many might believe.

  • @elchampaigne
    @elchampaigne 4 года назад +2

    I went to my Granpa church with my cousins and he said don’t fall asleep or it’s hell 3 and a half hrs in I look back and slump

  • @russellcrawford6274
    @russellcrawford6274 2 года назад +1

    Rule number 15. Don't jump up and down full of Glee when the not-guilty verdict comes in for o.j. two people died a violent horrible death don't put your stamp of approval on it

  • @donnalynn2
    @donnalynn2 4 года назад +10

    You're lucky! I went to an Assembly of God church for years and let me tell you, if the Spirit moved, service could last hours and hours. Sometimes praise and worship would last 90 mins alone. It got crazy.

    • @Bryan-ws7ox
      @Bryan-ws7ox 4 года назад +1

      Donna Lynn you are the one who is lucky 😂😂 black churches !!!

    • @edennis8578
      @edennis8578 4 года назад +2

      So I'm guessing you never dared to put Sunday dinner in the oven before you left for church.

  • @lm8544
    @lm8544 3 года назад +2

    That "poop in the church" rule is REAL because I went to a small church and the bathrooms were close to those back pews. So if you were unfortunate enough to have to sit in the back, you was gon be mad.

  • @addmoresauce
    @addmoresauce Год назад +1

    Who else held their finger up before he even said it😂

  • @54blewis
    @54blewis 2 года назад +2

    Being Catholic I know that I’ll be out in 45min sometimes even less if father kept the homily short….Father Sherlock was the best because from spring to late fall he’ll have the shortest mass….so he could hit the links (golf)early….

  • @MiyaMam948
    @MiyaMam948 3 года назад +1

    Extra rule: just like if it's a guest pastor, you're more than welcome to leave if it's a church function like an Easter program or a play by the kids church

  • @mildredpierce4506
    @mildredpierce4506 4 года назад +2

    The only thing I can relate to is the finger in the air when leaving and that was in the little church I attended as a kid. I have never seen that as an adult. I must not be black because I have never been told to tap the offering plate.

  • @noniway8013
    @noniway8013 4 года назад +31

    Black churches get on my nerves with the 2hr praise tryna work up the crowd for mo $$$.

    • @joswanell9672
      @joswanell9672 4 года назад +5

      Unfortunately, some white churches are like that, too. Not many, thank God!

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 4 года назад +1

      @@joswanell9672 I've not been to one white church like that lol

  • @majormediaproductions
    @majormediaproductions 5 лет назад +33

    ☝🏾 Yes it does draw more attention 😂😂😂😂

    • @Otto8845
      @Otto8845 4 года назад +1

      I can see that. It would be appropriate if you just walk to the bathroom but after you quietly state or write to whoever took you to the church that you have to go there real bad. Raising one finger to excuse yourself so that you can head to the bathroom is NOT only embarrassing but it is also very humiliating!!!!!

  • @mcmneverreadsreplys7318
    @mcmneverreadsreplys7318 5 лет назад +4

    White, somewhat academically inclined preacher, filled in for an Urban Black Church on 1st Sundays (Communion Sunday) for a summer. Quite an interesting and positively memorable experience. Mutual respect and we got along well. But while I had the WORD, I did not have the show; and as polite and gracious as they were, I knew I was a fish out of water. Furthermore, I knew I could do nothing about it and it was best not to try.

  • @superduperjoi6800
    @superduperjoi6800 5 лет назад +12

    Lol this is so relatable I never knew why.

  • @Angel-eq9tq
    @Angel-eq9tq 2 года назад

    Tip-toeing out with the index finger pointing upwards, a classic.

    • @eurekasquared9853
      @eurekasquared9853 2 года назад

      Been in church my whole life and never heard of people doing that. 😮

  • @arlenesheldon4296
    @arlenesheldon4296 5 лет назад +1

    I visited a black church, and the strangest thing was the way they took up the offering. Each person holding an offering plate held it with one hand only, and kept their other hand behind their back, as if to say, "See, I'm not stealing any money out of the offering plate."

  • @thescallywagwhisperer
    @thescallywagwhisperer 4 года назад +6

    I do the finger thing even when I’m not at church. I

  • @andyiswonderful
    @andyiswonderful 5 лет назад +4

    When I was a young man, I was able to speak as fast as you do. But, now, I am 62, so I have slowed down.
    Very funny video.

  • @joshuaestrada6042
    @joshuaestrada6042 4 года назад +2

    I go to a latino church in LA. We have youth pastors do black churches have those too just curious.

  • @northerncowgirl22
    @northerncowgirl22 4 года назад +1

    Oh he missed and stand for all clergy visting and or preaching 😂😂

  • @yohannaramirez8320
    @yohannaramirez8320 3 года назад

    Omg.. Yes the finger up lmbo as a southern black pastors granddaughter .. All of this.. Absolutely. Lol

  • @tyhik9338
    @tyhik9338 6 месяцев назад

    Lawd not doodooin at church🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lunahero2221
    @lunahero2221 5 лет назад +6

    IF U PLAN TO TAKE MOMEY OFF DA PLATE DONT LET DEACON WAYNE CATCH YOU

  • @hotwaterintub1
    @hotwaterintub1 4 года назад +2

    I'd hate to go there and be sitting there and all the sudden have a case of diarrhea; such as it is with my neurological problems which are very unpredictable.

  • @cosmicthanos4977
    @cosmicthanos4977 4 года назад +3

    Omg I put a $20 n took a $10 out the offering plate. I was so embarrassed but I figured I switch it fast enough nobody would notice.

    • @michaelhouston3450
      @michaelhouston3450 4 года назад +1

      I'm telling!! JK!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy 4 года назад +2

      Get your change before you get to church. Don't be dropping in a $20 bill and asking for $19.50 back

  • @meganwashington07
    @meganwashington07 4 года назад +2

    What about when the preacher say I’m going to sit down or I’m not going to be here long then one person always gotta say take your time 😂 I

  • @reubenmcclendon9857
    @reubenmcclendon9857 2 года назад

    Man I swear I NEVER stay when the substitute pastor was there. Hell my momma ain’t even want to stay.
    Straight to iHop

  • @kpapi2454
    @kpapi2454 3 года назад

    2:13 I've had that happen multiple times, I didn't even realize the preacher didn't preach

  • @gamingninja_77
    @gamingninja_77 Год назад

    The No video games before church rule is especially true for me 😂

  • @kenosultan3240
    @kenosultan3240 2 года назад +1

    I like the no video games before church rule!

  • @HeIsKJW
    @HeIsKJW 3 года назад

    My church is Pentecostal is 1 hour and 30min 2hrs max and we have ONE SERVICE and it start at 10!!!

  • @QuickWorksBeauty
    @QuickWorksBeauty 5 лет назад +3

    So funny, especially the first one!

  • @gmg9010
    @gmg9010 4 года назад +1

    I’m white and as a kid that video games before church rule was a thing in our house as well

  • @tiffanyeyoung1800
    @tiffanyeyoung1800 5 месяцев назад

    Unwritten rule:
    1. You're required to sing in the choir at least once.
    2. You have to shout with everyone else

  • @spacewaste2459
    @spacewaste2459 3 года назад +5

    If your church makes you feel compelled to give them money you are not in a church. The concept of churches in general is outdated and redundant considering making a show out of worshipping is narcissistic anyway. People are worshipping a completely different god than they think they are.

    • @slimpickens01
      @slimpickens01 2 года назад

      If your Pastor hasn't asked the congregation for $1000 a piece then you haven't been to a church!

  • @briansplace1978
    @briansplace1978 2 года назад +3

    Stop picking through the communion wafers letting your fingers touch all the wafers. 😆
    One's not better than the other, they all the same lol
    It's cause of you that they got the wafer and juice all in one😂😂

  • @jalenesteve326
    @jalenesteve326 4 года назад +1

    Dang it's been so long since I've seen pre-beard kev🧔🏾

  • @TALITHACUMI-ws2uc
    @TALITHACUMI-ws2uc 4 года назад +2

    Thanks God for the church with strict rules for that's how we grow

  • @brownpunk1794
    @brownpunk1794 5 лет назад +4

    Im an alien with green skin..would i be welcum in a black church?
    Black ppl pls reply

  • @buckaroobonzai2909
    @buckaroobonzai2909 4 года назад +2

    I'm white and now I feel ready to go to black church. Thanks, guy.

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 3 года назад

      Make sure to eat a heavy breakfast before you go- you're gonna be in there for 3-4 hours🤣🤣 Just kidding- you might be in there for 2 hours minimum.🤣

    • @206EmeraldCity
      @206EmeraldCity 3 года назад

      Plz don’t we seen what Dylan roof did

    • @cheriehawthorne9246
      @cheriehawthorne9246 3 года назад

      @@206EmeraldCity What???

  • @dlam2864
    @dlam2864 4 года назад +1

    It seems to me that something was done during slavery, the black people would STOP doing

  • @mizzop
    @mizzop 3 года назад

    Not Mother Bathezda😂😂😂🙌

  • @beautifulrose6233
    @beautifulrose6233 5 лет назад +16

    If I have to poop I'm gonna poop! Lol!!

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 4 года назад

      If you don't go when you need to go, you are going to fart and fart and fart and fart. In the aisles. In the seats. When thou standeth up, and when thou sittest down. During morning tea afterwards. On the way home in the car with the people you love... It will happen. Volume may be under control, but not intensity. Just go, flush well, and wash your hands afterwards.

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy 4 года назад +1

      Get up early Sunday morning and drink hot water with lemon and you'll poop at home

    • @beautifulrose6233
      @beautifulrose6233 4 года назад

      @@Ma1nguy if I want to go to the church and take a poop then I'm going to poop at the church. That's what the bathrooms are for.... lol!

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy 4 года назад +1

      @@beautifulrose6233 Well I make sure that what I eat will not affect me at church. I prefer to have my own bathroom without someone waiting for me to finish.

  • @gigistacey724
    @gigistacey724 3 года назад +1

    We went to a black church for 5 years, until we moved. Hahaha, and yep, you right!

    • @Manmanjjc
      @Manmanjjc 3 года назад

      Bless your heart. A lil cultural exposure goes a long way.

  • @marzadky4934
    @marzadky4934 4 года назад +2

    No it's not about slavery, I think it's just politeness to say forgive me for taking away your attachment

  • @drumson3069
    @drumson3069 5 лет назад +3

    I’m a black atheist and my mom still forces me to go to church.

    • @Otto8845
      @Otto8845 4 года назад +2

      Drumson, I'm very sorry that your mother forces her religious beliefs onto you when she makes it that you go to church. My Mother just the same but we don't go to church as much as we used to anymore. We sort of understand & learn the word of God at home as she expects me to be very religious every single day. I'm NOT an atheist but I can understand the struggles that they face having to be forced to believe in something that they just wouldn't want to believe in.

  • @sashacardia1757
    @sashacardia1757 4 года назад

    Educate me on what a church mother is and what they do. Makes video on that

  • @anointed2bnatural
    @anointed2bnatural 4 года назад

    I just can't deal with you!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DONNY_LUX
    @DONNY_LUX 4 года назад +1

    I kinda hate that people complain about being at church for a long time, God watched us 24/7 and y’all can’t give him more than 2 hours? Aight

  • @leonedwards7745
    @leonedwards7745 4 года назад +6

    Don't boo boo at church? Bruh, now you know dang well that people can't hold it at church. All we have to do is carry Lysol spray or Glade or fabreez

  • @alltheworldswonders4926
    @alltheworldswonders4926 Год назад

    Never been to a predominantly black church but it sounds like it would be a good time every now and then 😃