Yoooooo in my church when I was a kid, the deacon used to talk about the three G’s for offering... grit grace and greenback 😂😂 The closing definitely brought back memories. May the Lord watch between me and thee, while we’re absent; one from another. Amen.
Yep, all the cliche's from the African American church. I also remember, "Let's give God a hand as the "Man'd" of God comes up." And o, yes, "Put your hands together for Jesus."
When I was younger, I remember I use to look around the church during a praise break with my stank teenage attitude and I’d be thinking “why they so happy ? They must be going to the Cheesecake Factory after service, that’s why. 😒” 😂 God wasn’t through with me and He still ain’t! Praise Him!
This really made me smile! Somethings were sooooo similar. You popped up in my feed and while I don't get all the references, I really like the feeling you put out there. I really appreciate having a glimpse of how others do things. And, your funny! Keep it up! 💙
Keep Acting Up = if we WERE NOT IN PUBLIC IN THE LORDS HOUSE or if you think the reign of God is Rough it’s nothing repeat NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT IM BOUT TO DO
Not black, but went tho a very southern, very Baptist, very spiritual and many races. 1. Woman 1. Girl, did you hear about the Smith's, they are having a spell. Woman 2. Oh. Do I need to pray for them? Woman 1. No Girl, this calls for a casserole. 2. Upon seeing a child who is clumsy, a klutz, an accident waiting to happen. "Bless their hearts, the Good Lord must've needed to keep their angels busy. " 3. If you have not had a pastor say on your 23rd chorus of "Just as I Am" that "we won't leave here till that one person the spirit is telling me need to get saved, or re-dedicate their life comes forward" At which point someone always chooses to be the 'sacrificial lamb'.
When he spoke on the CHURCH Mother I am one and I'm 33 but I don't play ask my kid's 😆. I do say let the Lord use ya, I do say when pastor preaches I don't know what she was saying because she lost me, I will cuss you if need be 🤷. This was too funny but accurate 😂😂😂😂
Ha! Very funny video. I was brought up Roman Catholic, so we were used to 45 minute Masses on Sunday. I went to a black church with a friend once, and it lasted about 3 hours. I left with the worst headache of my life. I wonder what Roman Catholic Translations would look like.
Present the speaker with the speaker's offering. We can't pay you for the services you have rendered but accept this as a token of our appreciation. $25
I remember a Brother by the name of Evangelist Don Brankel. He was preaching one time and told about this Preacher. He said, concerning this Preacher:"When this Preacher used to say Finally, my Brethren, you still had a good half hour"! I can't stand long-winded Preachers!😁 Make your points, be short as you can possibly be, and then give an Altar Call! When you've got Preachers that Preach anything beyond the 45 minute mark, all they're doing is beating the air! Even the Apostle Paul warned against just going on and on...it tends to have different kinds of effects on people. Whether they fall asleep, or get impatient, or whatever. Make your point(s), be as quick as you can about it, then wind it up with an Altar Call, or a Benediction, or something. Know what I mean? Have a great day, & Thanx for the video! (You got a lot of great stuff here! It'd be nice if people, especially Preachers, would just say what they mean to say, & not play with their play)!!!
I really love the word, but one time we had a long winded interim Pastor. My baby was one year old, crying, screaming and I used her to go out many times. 😅
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"I want to tell you about Letrell but Im gonna disguise it as a prayer request" Bahahahaha😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Nah. My churches just be calling them by name. And then everybody just be looking
Let’s draw our minds in,
Draw your mind in
Means Stop talking, walking and get in place because service is about to start.
“It’s dry in here, y’all need to shout!” 🤣🤣 I felt this one
Yoooooo in my church when I was a kid, the deacon used to talk about the three G’s for offering... grit grace and greenback 😂😂
The closing definitely brought back memories. May the Lord watch between me and thee, while we’re absent; one from another. Amen.
Yep, all the cliche's from the African American church. I also remember, "Let's give God a hand as the "Man'd" of God comes up." And o, yes, "Put your hands together for Jesus."
When I was younger, I remember I use to look around the church during a praise break with my stank teenage attitude and I’d be thinking “why they so happy ? They must be going to the Cheesecake Factory after service, that’s why. 😒” 😂 God wasn’t through with me and He still ain’t! Praise Him!
This really made me smile! Somethings were sooooo similar. You popped up in my feed and while I don't get all the references, I really like the feeling you put out there. I really appreciate having a glimpse of how others do things. And, your funny! Keep it up! 💙
You know when you go to a guest church for 2nd service and then they say there offering goal is 120,000 with 10 people on the church 😂
Oh my gosh🤣🤣🤣
And don't even feed you 😏
"Keep actin' up! We gon have a come to Jesus meeting!"
Translation: "Keep acting up or imma beat yo ass in that church bathroom"
Keep Acting Up = if we WERE NOT IN PUBLIC IN THE LORDS HOUSE or if you think the reign of God is Rough it’s nothing repeat NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT IM BOUT TO DO
Dude you just crazy. I needed that this morning. Keep doin what u doin
Not black, but went tho a very southern, very Baptist, very spiritual and many races.
1. Woman 1. Girl, did you hear about the Smith's, they are having a spell.
Woman 2. Oh. Do I need to pray for them?
Woman 1. No Girl, this calls for a casserole.
2. Upon seeing a child who is clumsy, a klutz, an accident waiting to happen.
"Bless their hearts, the Good Lord must've needed to keep their angels busy. "
3. If you have not had a pastor say on your 23rd chorus of "Just as I Am" that "we won't leave here till that one person the spirit is telling me need to get saved, or re-dedicate their life comes forward"
At which point someone always chooses to be the 'sacrificial lamb'.
The last one... that and the ones about offering I’m sure account for the heartbeat of black churches
When he spoke on the CHURCH Mother I am one and I'm 33 but I don't play ask my kid's 😆. I do say let the Lord use ya, I do say when pastor preaches I don't know what she was saying because she lost me, I will cuss you if need be 🤷. This was too funny but accurate 😂😂😂😂
I grew up in the church and I second this message 🤣
Ha! Very funny video. I was brought up Roman Catholic, so we were used to 45 minute Masses on Sunday. I went to a black church with a friend once, and it lasted about 3 hours. I left with the worst headache of my life.
I wonder what Roman Catholic Translations would look like.
Pentecostal church all day!!!!!
Rest on your feet 😂😂
Sing child, Say that again, That's right , you Preaching now.
Watching this in 2020, Kevin looks so young.
That's my church, i know this is Pentecostal😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
THE WAY HE SUNG THE AMEN SONG EVEN DOING THE MOUTH INSTRUMENT.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Present the speaker with the speaker's offering. We can't pay you for the services you have rendered but accept this as a token of our appreciation. $25
Always 2% of the total offering 😂😂😂
My childhood/young adulthood Pentecostal church all day long!! 😂😂😂😂😂
ALLDAY😂😂😂😂
I would like to call your attention to a familiar passage of scripture
Sound Just like my Baptist Church 😂😂
I remember a Brother by the name of Evangelist Don Brankel. He was preaching one time and told about this Preacher. He said, concerning this Preacher:"When this Preacher used to say Finally, my Brethren, you still had a good half hour"! I can't stand long-winded Preachers!😁 Make your points, be short as you can possibly be, and then give an Altar Call! When you've got Preachers that Preach anything beyond the 45 minute mark, all they're doing is beating the air! Even the Apostle Paul warned against just going on and on...it tends to have different kinds of effects on people. Whether they fall asleep, or get impatient, or whatever. Make your point(s), be as quick as you can about it, then wind it up with an Altar Call, or a Benediction, or something. Know what I mean? Have a great day, & Thanx for the video! (You got a lot of great stuff here! It'd be nice if people, especially Preachers, would just say what they mean to say, & not play with their play)!!!
I really love the word, but one time we had a long winded interim Pastor. My baby was one year old, crying, screaming and I used her to go out many times. 😅
I like your videos brother.
You're funny as heck.
Y'all don't hear me Saints.
Well! (that's pretty good preacher)
Over the age of 50. Its 60
The mothers board at my church is 70+. They recently had a meeting about lowering the age requirement to 65 so they could get some “young mothers” 😂😂
We are getting 5,000 thousand dollars today 😆
Each one reach one!
And this is why I stay home. I read the Bible, listen to worship music and pray. I grew up in the church and All of these are code words
"you going to AIMS?" 💀💀💀💀💀 BRUH that's hilarious yo, I knew you were cogic dawg
Hes Paw.😂
Hes Not Cogic. Grew up Pentecostal Holiness.😂
Chest burn is supposed to be when you feel the Holy Spirit enter and it is in the room.
You just took me to church!
Don’t Play With It Now!!!!! When the musicians are playing around with the music and people are trying to get their praise on.
I love this guy! I hope my future husband is comedic like him.
Don't sit down on God!!
You tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God 😂😂😭😂
Not black, but Apostolic Pentecostal- ‘I guess I’m preaching to myself this morning!!’
Am i the only one that replays his outro music🤔👀
Yes, it's just you 😂
Still good, lol
WHY I HUM that BE NEH DIC TIOOOON ending AMEN IN HARMONY THOOOOO
I'm dying......
😂😂😂 you’re too funny
Was this guy a pastor's kid? I can just picture him sitting in the front pew thinking up this routine.
Grew Up Pentecostal. Hes a Pew baby.😂😂😂
He was a youth pastor
This is soooo accurate 😂🤣👌
Take the mistakes for love = I can’t sing but REALLY wanna do this solo anyway
Just can't laughing at 2 in the morning.
I was the audio guy...sorry y'all lol 🙏🏼
😂😂😂 sooo true!
That's why I quit going to Black churches, too many preliminaries before benediction
On point 😆
2 true
Lol 😂
Oh fundraisers man that is big in mosques. But you ain't seen nothing until you been to NOI ( nation of Islam) fundraisers lol
Wow his sub count is 666k omg
When nobody talks in church
Stones: So we boutta rise like Jesus said? Cuz these people actin like Pharisees 😐😐😐
URSHER🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿👏🏿👏🏿
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lol