I literally just came off listening to podcast hating Bill talk about quitting drinking. Then he starts this one w/ “I drank so much the other day” lmfaooo
I smoke up whenever I have the urge to booze. It's not the same thing, but it fills that void I wanna fill from the fact that no one gives a fuck about me.
It's only once we've accepted the fact, that we are all truly alone and nobody really cares, that comedy can properly commence, as you demonstrate, in the funny, last part, of your comment. Misery = Comedy :-)
Those whiskey nights can make for brutal mornings and entire days. I love drinking Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey, I've been in Bill's situation many a times.
Mr. Burr! Mr. Burr, I never comment on these excerpts, but I just have to tell you that you are on FIRE this week. The After-show Heckler story and this one were some of the most interesting storytelling bits I've heard from you in a little while. Thanks and have a great day/night/whatever.
Been listening Bill's podcast allmost a decade. This got to be like tousand time he is like "I got too drunk. Think Im going to work out and eat healthy for now". Then wait month or two max and he got another drunken story to talk about lol. Guess he goes easy with boozing these days since he become family man what is bit of shame. He must be the funniest drunk to hang out ever.
lmfao as shitty as those nights are, i truly do enjoy drinking myself retarded. those "im just having one" nights are the best. getting robbed, losing my car, and waking up ass naked in a hospital bed... good times, good times.
He is so right that it takes the really bad ones for you to at least quit for a little while. Getting a good buzz and having fun is not gonna do it getting smashed and making a complete tool of yourself and having to hear stories the next day and just imigining how pathetic you were causes you to evaluate things.
On the Phillipine Insurrection, I just read Mark Twain's “Anti-Imperialist Writings” where he has a scathing thesis addressing it (most of the humor was sarcastic “high praise”). In the 20th century, Samuel Clemens wrote stuff in parallel with George Carlin in the 21st century about what he saw around him & which is eerily similar 100 years later. & Billy Burr, based on some of the rants I've heard from you, I think you may be in that same class. XD
RIP David Bowie. War Hero from the Spanish -American War. He wrote "We Could be Heroes" based on his experiences as a warrior.
lmao
Bill like this
He was a true pioneer. He was an astronaut after his experiences in the Spanish-American War. Went to college on the first GI bill.
"Land of the home, free of the brave." Bill might be boozing on the podcast.
"How many times do you have to learn this fucking lesson?"
“Brave of the free, home of the home” such a wonderful country
😂😂
I literally just came off listening to podcast hating Bill talk about quitting drinking. Then he starts this one w/ “I drank so much the other day” lmfaooo
I love the Irish goodbyes
Right me to being half Irish
I love how bill always goes off topic talking about something else that not even remotely related to the story😂.
"Land of the home, free of the brave" -Kenny Florian
I smoke up whenever I have the urge to booze. It's not the same thing, but it fills that void I wanna fill from the fact that no one gives a fuck about me.
You should grow up and do coke like the rest of us 😜
They used to treat alcoholism with Marijuana in clinics before it was outlawed.
+choppertj1 😂😂😂
+EvilShredder Hey brother, it's cool . . .
No-one truly gives a fuck about anyone anymore,
We're all just addicted to the pretence, that we do :-)
It's only once we've accepted the fact, that we are all truly alone and nobody really cares, that comedy can properly commence, as you demonstrate, in the funny, last part, of your comment. Misery = Comedy :-)
the part where he was like I just walked out and didn't say goodbye to anyone was hilarious. that's when your really fucked up haha
Standing there swaying in the breeze lolol
Those whiskey nights can make for brutal mornings and entire days. I love drinking Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey, I've been in Bill's situation many a times.
We’ve all been there. Well I have all too often lol. I’m about over it too Bill.
@10:41 So much defeat in Bill's voice. He actually sounds old there lol.
"Jesus Bill lay off the fuckin sauce" LOL
I hear ya ol' Billy Ball-bag... I am cutting back on the boozing myself as I am all too familiar with this sort of thing in my own life recently.
Mr. Burr! Mr. Burr, I never comment on these excerpts, but I just have to tell you that you are on FIRE this week. The After-show Heckler story and this one were some of the most interesting storytelling bits I've heard from you in a little while.
Thanks and have a great day/night/whatever.
This isn't his real MMPC channel. It's a fan site, so he doesn't see these comments.
id love to just listen to bill burr get hammered and read through wikipedia
Home game away game how do I do this lmao
“It tastes better every year”
Been listening Bill's podcast allmost a decade. This got to be like tousand time he is like "I got too drunk. Think Im going to work out and eat healthy for now". Then wait month or two max and he got another drunken story to talk about lol. Guess he goes easy with boozing these days since he become family man what is bit of shame. He must be the funniest drunk to hang out ever.
Lmao Bill Burr is hilarious 😂
this is the dumbest I've ever heard Bill lmao, this is amazing
David Bowie fought at the Alamo when he was a young American.
Some of my most fun nights ever involved the statement I'm just going to have one
lmfao as shitty as those nights are, i truly do enjoy drinking myself retarded. those "im just having one" nights are the best. getting robbed, losing my car, and waking up ass naked in a hospital bed... good times, good times.
@Roy Jones Jr.nope was great and loved it when it was happening also.
"I always wanna drink", says the redhead with Irish ancestors. How surprising!
Burr is a god damn legend
Mexican American War 1848; Spanish American War 1898.
And also James Bowie died at the Alamo during the Texas Revolution. We should teach him history. That would be hilarious.
Hey Billy booze hound!
Had it been vodka instead of tequila that brings Russia into the conflict and now you got a brand new ballgame
@1:00 Love that "straight laced white man" voice that BIlly Boy does lol.
+tylerdurden3891 @2:08 The lady voice is even better.
#landofthehomefreeofthebrave
There's actually more truth in there over the original version
2008 and Snowflakes.
Land of the Brave & the free of the home!
He is so right that it takes the really bad ones for you to at least quit for a little while. Getting a good buzz and having fun is not gonna do it getting smashed and making a complete tool of yourself and having to hear stories the next day and just imigining how pathetic you were causes you to evaluate things.
ya ginger ninja
+howiyeh bieber Gingja
1:12 "doooooOOOOOOOOOO it's all the same SHIT"
The agent voice
Jesus....i really need to cut back....especially after hearing this story
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I'm surprised he didn't say Brave of the free ,home of the fuckin' Whopper.
ol' Billy booze bag
Must had been a good day
I think the Drink is John Daly the golfer Vodka and Arnold Palmer (Iced Tea and Lemonade)
Dave bowie🤣
On the Phillipine Insurrection, I just read Mark Twain's “Anti-Imperialist Writings” where he has a scathing thesis addressing it (most of the humor was sarcastic “high praise”). In the 20th century, Samuel Clemens wrote stuff in parallel with George Carlin in the 21st century about what he saw around him & which is eerily similar 100 years later. & Billy Burr, based on some of the rants I've heard from you, I think you may be in that same class. XD
Binge drinking ok. One joint a day bad XD
David Bowie hahaha!
good god, what happened to you.?...your intensity and passion is gone...total career bellyflop.
"Land of the home, free of the brave" -Kenny Florian
lol Kenny Florian got in trouble for plagiarism
so its a place thats technically our home but full of pussies. Sounds about right