Kelly Clarkson Roasts the NFL's Elite in Opening Monologue | 2023 NFL Honors
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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Kelly to Purdy: "You can't even rent a car yet" had me rollin!!!
This has to be the first time they made a Browns joke but didn't pan the cameras to Jim Brown
Did u see him guy didn't even know he was there
Its a big no for Kelly clarckson , especially on football
@@guysumpthin2974 Big
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
@@guysumpthin2974 Ohhh don't be a big baby about it 😉
She's big enough to play for the browns
"no extra points just like the Cowboys" 😂😂😂
Bahahahaha!
As a Cowboys fan, it was the best joke she had. My wife likes Washington(yeah I know,) and I was like "Dang he missed." "Twice!? What are you doing?" My wife said "How'd he manage that?" Then she heard me say "Oh my god!!!" Her being a smartass "He missed again didn't he?" "Yes babe." Then she hears me yell "THE IDEA HERE IS TO SPLIT THE UPRIGHTS!" Then some expletive's. She comes in the room and goes "There is no way he missed again. At least you are winning." The replay of all the misses came on and she was in the room and she was like "Hasn't he been on your team 3 separate times? Don't you think there was a reason he had been fired by Dallas twice already." There is a reason he hasn't been on a team more than 2 years in his career.
That was so funny!
Whoever decided to have the fat chick host this awards show needs to be horsewhipped.
I'm not just saying that because I'm an Eagles fan.
WRZ 2023-02-10
😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
As a Cowboys fan this was therapeutic and hilarious
As a cowboys fan I completely agree
@@Jyfujmtg98 another head nod here.
Yes we fans needed this it's been rough these past few weeks 😣
As an Eagles fan it was nice to see Jerry Jones still alive
and coherent enough to still think he can build a football team.
I'm hoping he lives at least another 10 years to try and
prove he can win a Super Bowl without Jimmy Johnson. Sad.
WRZ 2023-02-10
I'm laughing that laugh on her then she a Cowboys fan roasted her own team and praising a team who beat her team
As a Cowboys fan this was priceless to watch, well said Kelly!
She was excellent, always liked her too.
Good luck in the Super Bowl this weekend, oh wait 😂
Whoever decided to have the fat chick host this awards show needs to be horsewhipped.
I'm not just saying that because I'm an Eagles fan.
WRZ 2023-02-10
@@billzardus95 She did pretty good, that’s better than a lot of unfamiliar football fans talking football. Also that dress as a Cowboys fan is 😍. Now can someone do that in a men’s suit lol
@@45aviation34
Yeah it was pretty smart to wear a dress that would hide her figure.
I don't think anyone in their right mind would have wanted to see that.
Micah Laughing and Dak looking back says it all😅
What does it say, genius ?
Jerry Jones is a moron ?
This feels like a cowboys roast but it’s deserved 😭- cowboys fan
I think she roasted everyone lol
That Extra Point joke is pretty good
I love Kelly so much! She said, "I got the mic, y'all don't" I am living for this over here.
Ricky Gervais style
Sow Style 🐽
Overused crutch.
Unoriginal.
She wasn't funny.
Jokes were literally written in typical female style instead of just being funny.
I didn’t know Kelly Clarkson was so funny , amazing speech😂😂😂
That was a surprisingly great show! Kelly Clarkson was a great host, very funny (especially with the Dallas extra point joke 🤣) Georges Kittle singning was painful 🤣 and Brian Daboll has to many kids! 🤣 The Donna Kelce joke...was..oufff...😆 Just sad that Brock didn't won the ROTY
She got a point abt Purdy almost leading us to the Super Bowl
But fallen short with a broken wing
Your team did not purdy
Too bad close nfc championships mean nothing if you lose
You misspelled 'the writers'
Hahaha almost only matters to losers.
This was hilarious! Well done, Kelly. And well done, NFL, on your choice to think outside the box with your host this year. More of this, please.
Your kidding right
@@user-nm6od9mf5t No, she was great
She wasn’t great, she was fine. Take half a shot everytime she says y’all
@@bluepower1177she's from Texas, hence the dress, wtf?
I thought a team was supposed to have enough quarterbacks to finish a game"😂 ...."I didn't know there were more playoffs after the divisional round, being a cowboys fan" 😭😂😂 Kelly got the jokes today 💀😂👏
You can definitely tell she was nervous but I think she killed it. Jokes landed just could hear the nerves behind it. Great work though!
I didn't hear any nerves..she did great
nah
This is so cringe to watch
Here’s a channel recommendation
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ruclips.net/video/0R74ohbObPQ/видео.html
She must have been drunk and freaking out that she had no connection with the audience
That head joke went over a lot of people’s heads😂
Or they were just tired of her 😭
The fat chick must have a child.
I can't think of a logical reason to repeat the same lie a dozen times
without being provoked in any way.
Whoever decided to have her host this awards show needs to be horsewhipped.
I'm not just saying that because I'm an Eagles fan.
If they wanted to scrape the bottom of the barrel,
why didn't they just have Rich Eisen do it ?
WRZ 2023-02-10
Childbirth never seemed that funny to me.
If some children entered the world with fully developed heads
it might have been funny but even Mary of Nazareth didn't have the
audacity to make a claim like that.
I know you wanna feel like you're smarter than other people but it's not that deep dude it just wasn't funny that's why no one laughed.
The extra point joke got me 😂
She was hilarious, well done Kelly Clarkson!
That awkward silence when she started talking bout the eagles was really hitting different I bet 💀
nah
you could feel how awkward it was in that room lmao
Kelly is a national treasure
She should have taken better care of herself.
@@rockscousteau what do you know about thyroids diseases?
@@f.2366 That it's an excuse for fat people.
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Oh please
She did way better than I expected. For her a) not being a “football expert” in her own words and b) not a comedian, she definitely held her own.
she wasn't too bad, but she said y'all a bit too much imo
2 reasons why there are hundreds of legitimate comedian’s or athletes that could of hosted
@@mikejohnson3338 She was actually surprisingly good, way better than what Amy Schumer would've done .
Why did she get the job then, cause clearly she didn't deserve it
Which comedian wrote the jokes for her is the question? Bill Burr? Tony Hinchcliffe?
As a cowboys fam i gotta say. That was hilarious 😂
On life I had to say that to but she was clean fasho DC4Life
I was sorry to see how debilitated Jerrry Jones looked.
As an Eagles fan, I am hoping he lives at least another 10 years
and at least has enough of his faculties to remain in full control.
It was almost worth him winning 3 Super Bowls so early in his career
that he was able to delude himself into thinking he was actually competent.
WRZ 2023-02-10
Bro! As it went on it became stinker and you know it
Kelly told nothing but truths in this monologue.
What's funny is women will wear over-size clothing when they know they have put on weight !
@@MrJoe-qh2vb I noticed that… did Rihanna gain weight too? I couldn’t tell because of the baggy clothing lol
@@PurpleFlavorAid she’s pregnant
@@horkit9642 okay thanks I didn’t know I don’t keep tabs on celebrities lol
Especially with that 88 on her dress. It's her dress size after all
As a comedian she killed it. Great job Kelly!
Pure dad jokes she didn't even write
Why is she sporting known white supremacist symbols such as 88?
I was actually quite impressed on how she did. I haven't seen her talk show, though shes probably been doing monologues now a while.
A room full of millionaire's ! And you all wonder why tickets , seats , costs more every year , you get the ideal .
@@MrJoe-qh2vb half time music matters
" u can't even rent a car " lol
I’m a cowboys fan, I loved the cowboys jokes, also, a woman who deserves to host something, she’s funny, she’s got great personality and doesn’t push an agenda
Doesnt push an agenda ... wearing an overblown ten foot gown ... ok
@@jrod2510 she's a girl...
@@shake4259 Thanks Cap'n ...
@@jrod2510 What was she supposed to wear, exactly? A tuxedo? Football uniform? A 20 ft overblown gown? Barefeet with a baby on her hip? A burka?
I feel like it wouldn't have mattered; you'd have still probably seen some kind of imaginary agenda
@@notorioustori Tori ... you blonde or just not bright?
I think she did a good job, she had me laughing lmfaooo
i didnt' get a lot of her puns because i'm not a sports buff, but the way she delivered them, i still laughed !! she did great!
As a sports fan, they were damn good.
Well at least she was amusing to the simple minded among us.
@@billzardus95 different strokes for different folks wise guy.
@@billzardus95 no need to be upset
@@billzardus95 simple minded? why, because I don't care to watch a bunch of dudes in over-padded uniforms beating each other up? ok!
Great audience. Y'all did _such_ a great job 👍
i thought she was winding down, then the "no extra points" joke just slayed
Kelly Clarkson “brings it” every single time!
Yo Kelly crushed it 👏🏻😂😂
Kelly was pretty funny in this, I love it!
Ya I really love her as the host
She nailed it. ❤️❤️❤️
Kelly Clarkson is an absolute gem and national treasure! Love her to the moon and back!
More like send her to the moon
@@sith-o-mac What kind of response is this?
@@sith-o-mac If you are being a bully for no reason, I won't stand for it. I really hope you are kidding.
@@joejester61105 she's annoying
@@sith-o-mac We all have attributes about us that could be considered "annoying." Doesn't mean you have to come online and be a bully about it. You are entitled to your opinion, granted, but kindness will get you much further in life my friend. Just saying.
You took one for humanity had me weak 😂😂😂💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
She had great writers she was actually funny 👏
Um ... which is it ... she had great writers or she was actually funny
@@jrod2510 It's both, she needs to be able to perform what the writers wrote
@@biggslighter1950 that's like saying that a singer deserves no credit for singing a song that they didn't write
@@zrizzle19 they sing tho. She was just talking with an ugly dress
@@Tacconi757 You're a moron if you think hosting a show with millions watching is "just talking" and involves no talent whatsoever
she's GOLD. That was perfect LOL !
I just looove Kelly-not only is she my favorite female artists but her handling of this sow and opening monologue were fire 🔥
“No extra points like the Cowboys” 💀
666
@@andrewcarpenter687 777
She did so well. This is my first time seeing kelly in aaaaawwwhhhiiillleee. And I’m glad she is happy and so comfortable in her own skin. Beauty comes in ALL shapes and sizes!
One of the best parts was when Kittle started singing bro lol
Where was that??? I can’t find it🧐
She did great!!! Suprisingly Hilarious👑
Kelly Clarkson killed it last night❣
At least she enough sense to wear a dress that hid her figure.
No one in their right mind wanted to see that.
@@billzardus95 Bro, this ain't even funny, you just sound bitter now. You must be mad because she roasted your team or your favorite player. Get over it, that's what a good host of an awards show is suppose to do.
@@paulohaulo3961
My message was deleted for some reason.
RUclips is out of hand with all the censorship.
@@billzardus95 your name is bill! Lol
@@gagecarlsen3872
Thanks for sharing, genius.
You really added a lot to the conversation.
Hilarious Kelly! As a die hard Cowboy fan I appreciate your dress! 😂
Was so entertaining! I cried, I laughed.. I enjoyed this as a woman who watches football for many years! Congratulations Kelly in hosting your firt NFL !You were Awesome!!
Honesty is the best policy !! That's what makes us grow as a person Y'all
That is what makes comedy ! We are all in this TOGETHER??
I was pregnant with my twins when you won in 2001.I have watched you grow !!Grounded as a human to human .Love you Speak your truth.
@@shaylanshelby 2002
Anything Kelly Clarkson touches turns to gold!
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Her husband must be packing 24carats
the cowboys joke about the playoffs was pretty good
That Eagles joke had me rolling.
"... _and some garbage other team [made the Super Bowl]_ ..."
she must've practiced that.
@@loadedfun4764 You take this waaayyy too serious.
I agree this should be hosted by Peyton Manning every year.
@@henrysmith8209 Yes. Or Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe another athlete like John Cena.
or steve harvey
@@dionshare7103 John Cena or The Rock would do great hosts.
@@henrysmith8209 Conan’s year was hilarious
@@MrSayonara28 John cena was hilarious the last time he did it
I know absolutely nothing about Football and yet I was laughing. Kelly is brilliant lol
I can confirm as an Eagles fan that we are nuts and just very passionate
Kelly, you NEVER EVER disappoint me! I'm a Texas girl and a huge Kelly Clarkson fan! I love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘 ❤️ you so so much!
Laugh through the pain Kelly, laugh through the pain. Yours sincerely, a Cardinals fan.
Way to go Kelly!! You were amazing as host!! Hilarious and fun.
Kelly Clarkson was the best thing about this awards show and yes, I love the NFL>
Kelly actually did a amazing job!
Go Boys!!!
The fat chick must have a child.
I can't think of a logical reason to repeat the same lie a dozen times
without being provoked in any way.
Whoever decided to have her host this awards show needs to be horsewhipped.
I'm not just saying that because I'm an Eagles fan.
If they wanted to scrape the bottom of the barrel,
why didn't they just have Rich Eisen do it ?
WRZ 2023-02-10
“The Kansas City Chiefs and some other garbage team.”
Divisional hate is so savage and never gets old. 💀💀💀
That was cold
“Give it up for the refs” like any of these players want to clap for the refs.. most of them probably have gotten screwed over by a ref to be at the awards 😂
Love Kelly, she was hilarious 😂😂
I love Kelly Clarkson! I swear she is my BFF in my head!!!
Kelly has truly come song way, proved herself.. she belongs..
Love you Kelly. Yes they are jealous. Kmsl!! We are down with America's team. Love the dress!!😘😘🥰🥰
can't believe the positive comments this was terrible
this girl can sing any song and is funny and down to earth humble. she a die hard cowboy too!! lol she's an awesome person!!!
Humble. More Like Fumble 🏈 🤔 She said out of her own mouth, she chooses her career over family is Haughty. Walked out on her Vow before God.
Jesus was Humble
@@codymann6152 Does being Christian mean you have to go around prying into people personal lives and judge them for their mistakes? It seems like that must be a qualification. This is why I don’t go to church, you people drive me crazy.
@@codymann6152 she never said she chose her career over her family. Did you know you can do both. Also, you kinda have to have a career to have a family. Money doesn’t grow on trees.
She done really really well!!! 💥👏💥👏💥👌
Lol, "garbage other team" 😂😂😂
"It's safer when we know where their fans are at all times" 😂😂😂
Very NFC East centric honors! I like it! #HTTC
😂😂😂 I love Kelly Clarkson! She’s so
Hilarious and a blow the roof off singer! … she’s awesome! Great roast! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
She did pretty darn good!
Like a fart in a elevator 🛗 😳
@@Chuckles2109 😂 ☠️
All the Eagles fans booing her when she came out in her dress lol I love how she gave a shout to CeeDee Lamb and Michah Parsons
Kelly Clarkson…
Kelly Clarkson is the absolute best!!!❤
kelly is killing them🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂
Aww, she looks fabulous like always! ❤️😍
"Your just jealous cause your not one of us" yes!! Love that.. cowboys nation baby 😆🙌❤️Btw I love the dress, amazing. I need that dress 😂
So great love Kelly ❤️
She did great.
I'm a Cowboys fan too. I loved her jokes about not doing anything since the 90's and I LOVE her dress.
Best monologue ever!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏
Pretty sure she flipped the bird to the eagles fan that shouted at her which is awesome
Kelly!!! Wow great comedic monologue and go Cowboys and Chiefs!
Kelly should be hosted a baseball awards show. That would be awesome to watch! Love Kelly C!!
Not a Dallas fan nor a Clarkson fan but she killed it!
This woman is precious ❤
I thoroughly enjoyed this monologue!
KC I love you. Not only do you sing like an angel & have a 🔥 talk show, Your humor is epic. ❤️🤣❤️
Fair play, she did a pretty decent job
She did a good job. I was surprised there were no Wilson jokes. The singing was funny. Kittle was a riot.
I wish but the nfl don’t want her to go there prolly
@@j.r.3945 gotta go after Russ cuz the League banned them all from saying anything about Deshaun🤣
@@matthewm7569 nah can’t mess with Russ or broncos country might ride
@@j.r.3945 Broncos country WILL ride again!!🤠
@@matthewm7569 She still found a back-way to do it commenting on the Browns, lol.
"Girls are smart and funny, guys, get over it." -Eric Cartman
💀
You think she wrote those jokes? Okay male feminist!
Kelly is his girlfriend and she is smart and funny
@@walterwhite5674 ok "Walter white"
@@Speedy_EDITZ_ Talk about using some else's material 🤣
I like Kelly Clarkson. The NFL should have her do the Superbowl halftime show for 2024.
Kelly Clarkson is even better now, I had no idea she was a Dallas fan
You rock Kelly. Love your opening speech too.
She was awesome!!
Loved it! You rocked Kelly!
That first costume is hilarious! Great job KC team!
As a Niner Fan and a Kelly Clarkson Fan those jokes hurt a bit lol.. But that's okay cuz I still love you Kelly 😂😭
Lots Ta Love
As a Niners fan myself, as long as it's a good, creative joke even at the expense of my team, I'll laugh and give props. Anybody who takes these monologue jokes too personally has got to be a major tool to be around. These roasts are the entire point of a monologue.
@@paulohaulo3961 true.
"after seeing the size of your two sons head, you took one for humanity had me rolling" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is awesome. She literally roasted everyone that you're not supposed to say anything about!
She did great!
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