[ThePruld] DARK SOULS LORE - Artorias

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    C'è gente che mi viene a dire "Solaire era un merdone" sulla base di teorie generate dalla community, non di lore...
    Io dico che ARTORIAS era un merdone, sulla base della lore!
    [GOOGOLO translate]
    There are people who come to say "Solaire was a shit" on the basis of theories generated by the community, not of lore ...
    I say that ARTORIAS was a shit, based on the lore!

Комментарии • 4,7 тыс.

  • @redshadowsword
    @redshadowsword 6 лет назад +5783

    I refuse to believe that this exact exchange is not canon.

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 5 лет назад +309

      i just love how Ornstein just can't handle the sure stupidity coming from this. especially at 0:49 "the fuck... *sigh*.... the fuck do you want to go to the Abyss for?!?!?!"

    • @voidbow9964
      @voidbow9964 5 лет назад +207

      B-but I've got a wolf!
      *Bork*

    • @manamongmen3381
      @manamongmen3381 5 лет назад +113

      It will become a ferocious beast! [angelic singing]

    • @LosoaII
      @LosoaII 5 лет назад +89

      @@manamongmen3381 The extra layer i love is that it was the first bit of Sif's theme.

    • @anastasius3477
      @anastasius3477 5 лет назад +46

      I have to admit it is all true with pinpoint accuracy

  • @SabakuNoMaiku
    @SabakuNoMaiku 6 лет назад +8937

    This is the watermarking I like.

    • @DDismas
      @DDismas 6 лет назад +198

      oh hi mark

    • @zDavid21
      @zDavid21 6 лет назад +40

      Tanto love Mike'

    • @WckD135
      @WckD135 6 лет назад +30

      WaterMikeing

    • @raffataia
      @raffataia 6 лет назад +77

      Sabaku no Maiku Mike, prendi esempio da chi sa narrare veramente la lore xD

    • @jacopocorradi7128
      @jacopocorradi7128 6 лет назад +54

      Sabaku no Maiku devi rivedere l'anima oscura,questi sono dialoghi extra molto importanti per la lore

  • @gulermo
    @gulermo 3 года назад +3992

    "are you dumb?"
    "no, i'm Artorias"
    this is so stupid but so funny

    • @sunnyyy1437
      @sunnyyy1437 3 года назад +157

      "I think you're dumb!"
      "I've got the wolf!"

    • @zirzeus2645
      @zirzeus2645 3 года назад +92

      Then the wolf is stupid too

    • @anryx555
      @anryx555 3 года назад +71

      @@zirzeus2645 oh! How you dare Ornstein?

    • @jjjaegerist0433
      @jjjaegerist0433 2 года назад +18

      “No this is patrick!!”

  • @majeedmamah7457
    @majeedmamah7457 5 лет назад +8755

    Ornstein: gives reasonable well thought explanation for Artorias to not go face Manus.
    Artorias: I hAvE a WoLf

  • @wizgi7201
    @wizgi7201 5 лет назад +6327

    Artorias's entrance is how everyone should enter rooms

    • @vshiki4872
      @vshiki4872 4 года назад +100

      That's how I enter rooms.

    • @elotesmanjuan2403
      @elotesmanjuan2403 4 года назад +106

      It's not graceful, simply forced. It's perfect.

    • @bearandthebull2372
      @bearandthebull2372 4 года назад +145

      What kills me is how nonchalant ornstein is about it,like artorias does this shit all the time.

    • @alaricwilliamson5067
      @alaricwilliamson5067 4 года назад +28

      @@bearandthebull2372 Well he does throw a lot of corpses.

    • @zeldacrafter4578
      @zeldacrafter4578 4 года назад +36

      Yeet and greet

  • @joshuamedina8840
    @joshuamedina8840 6 лет назад +4512

    I like how the first thing Artorias does is introduce himself to someone he already knows.

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 5 лет назад +221

      I didn't know him crashing through the wall was him introducing himself to it... again.

    • @TheSpawnfan
      @TheSpawnfan 5 лет назад +233

      And his argument consists of basically "i am awesome" and "i have a wolf"

    • @lestat23989
      @lestat23989 4 года назад +64

      He is just that fabulous

  • @maybewibo3192
    @maybewibo3192 6 лет назад +5654

    I love how his argument for everything is just: "BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!!!"

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek 6 лет назад +393

      "I have the wolf. Your argument is invalid."

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 6 лет назад +252

      "Go take out the trash."
      BUT I HAVE THE WOLF!

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 5 лет назад +79

      Woof

    • @therekter7871
      @therekter7871 5 лет назад +68

      E' una bestia feroce

    • @onedeprivedboi1625
      @onedeprivedboi1625 5 лет назад +45

      I have a wolf... your claim is here by incorrect for I have a wolf

  • @Bevsworld04
    @Bevsworld04 4 года назад +840

    1:31
    "IT WILL TURN INTO A FEROCIOUS BEAST!!!"
    *Sif's theme intensifies*

  • @VaatiVidya
    @VaatiVidya 6 лет назад +17286

    You desecrate the good name of Dark Souls
    i love it

    • @thepruld
      @thepruld  6 лет назад +2357

      Thank you master, im doing my best XD

    • @mantovanimattia
      @mantovanimattia 6 лет назад +143

      #artoriasdab

    • @alexee233
      @alexee233 6 лет назад +180

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he commented!!!

    • @jackthereaperblood-sings1733
      @jackthereaperblood-sings1733 6 лет назад +199

      Who remembers when Vaati first commented the pruld..............and said (huh)??? And got so Excited XD
      I remember that like yesterday ^o^ LOL
      Master Vaati u are such a tease 😜❤ Love your Channel ----Umbasa 💑

    • @pg40987
      @pg40987 6 лет назад +32

      OHMYGOD HE ANSWERED

  • @dificulttocure
    @dificulttocure 4 года назад +1207

    2:01 - "I have a gigantic sword" *Ciaran shows up*

  • @AspectHistory
    @AspectHistory 6 лет назад +2347

    I feel like Artorias seems to get taller in every shot.

    • @mikem1215
      @mikem1215 6 лет назад +287

      It's because he have a wolf!

    • @kinginyellow6959
      @kinginyellow6959 6 лет назад +204

      Physical manifestation of his Ego

    • @toppu10animes
      @toppu10animes 6 лет назад +19

      So basically Kill la Kill

    • @elicrane2221
      @elicrane2221 6 лет назад +16

      AspectHistory - Mythology & History he has to become more handsome, this is the only way he can do that.

    • @MaiAriSquee
      @MaiAriSquee 6 лет назад +57

      It's because he's HANDSOME and DAMNED!!!

  • @hollyjaw3303
    @hollyjaw3303 3 года назад +2439

    The fact that Ornstein is speaking with an heavy Roman accent is the real shit. I'm deeply sorry that many English speakers are missing that out.

    • @1lovesvideos
      @1lovesvideos 3 года назад +195

      The fact that it's in Italian helps with the comedy and I love it

    • @aloysiuskurnia7643
      @aloysiuskurnia7643 3 года назад +148

      So that's the accent that Ornstein speaks...
      It has so many funny sounding contractions lol

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 2 года назад +46

      *Non-Italian speakers

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 2 года назад +26

      I speak English and I can hear it. That shit is thick. I have a decent ear for accents unless it's Spanish I can't tell the difference between a few of those.

    • @iker-jk2096
      @iker-jk2096 2 года назад +25

      @@ralcogaming7674 believe, not even spanish speakers get all of them, poor caribbeans always get their accents confused

  • @rdy4fn13
    @rdy4fn13 4 года назад +2109

    I remember when I first saw Artorias in Dark Souls I and I was like, "Damn, this guy is metal as f*ck with an awesome/tragic hero backstory." I even watched VaatiVidya's lore videos to find out more about him and I thought he was even more badass. Even in Dark Souls III there are references to Artorias that echo his badassery.
    Then I see ThePruld's videos and I realize, "... Sh*t, it's possible that's how this all went down." Especially with how Elizabeth eloquently tells you to give the credit to Artorias in Dark Souls I, whereas ThePruld gives you the rundown "go to hell" version that contains the same message.
    This is how a man, a legend, is reduced to comic relief, and we all accept it... and we all praise it like we Praise the Sun.

    • @raulrojas9253
      @raulrojas9253 4 года назад +78

      Artorias is a fucking Guts reference, Everything in souls since demon souls is a reference to berserk.

    • @nicolewiedl3639
      @nicolewiedl3639 3 года назад +41

      After to kill champion gundyr you can get artorias's armor

    • @jessenicoletta4160
      @jessenicoletta4160 3 года назад +33

      listen, the actual Artorias was a badass and cool af, but that doesn't stop this video from being anymore funny or true

    • @onitokuya162
      @onitokuya162 Год назад +1

      ​@@jessenicoletta4160no this is canon, you're just not accepting it

  • @KishibeRohan
    @KishibeRohan 6 лет назад +1780

    ThePruld: There i made your video, never ask anything from me again.
    Artorias: Make me a sequel.
    ThePruld: What did i just say?
    Artorias: *BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!*

  • @kereiseres8245
    @kereiseres8245 5 лет назад +2878

    "Fanservice Club of Dancing Murderers"
    LMAO

    • @doncoria9505
      @doncoria9505 5 лет назад +212

      Edgys abyss watchers with dex build.....i love it

    • @kereiseres8245
      @kereiseres8245 5 лет назад +175

      @@doncoria9505 FUCK that's style

    • @eyyy2271
      @eyyy2271 4 года назад +49

      1:34

    • @cleoking6312
      @cleoking6312 4 года назад +51

      Fuck that's style!
      FUCK THAT'S STYLE!!!

    • @koishily
      @koishily 3 года назад +3

      Breakdance till you drop

  • @lxm2432
    @lxm2432 3 года назад +423

    How to introduce yourself, a guide by Artorias (the coolest knight in all Lordran, also with a wolf) :
    1. Enter the room by crashing through the door.
    2. Introduce yourself as 'your name here', the coolest 'insert designation here' in 'insert workplace here'. (Having pet wolf optional but highly recommended).
    3. Congratulations! Your name will now become legendary in the workplace! They might even create a fan club of dancing murderers in your name, if you're as cool as Artorias, the coolest knight in all Lordran (also has a wolf).

    • @anryx555
      @anryx555 3 года назад +18

      My parents rejected me after I do it.... I want be refound

    • @rosariomusumeci7716
      @rosariomusumeci7716 3 года назад +12

      @@anryx555
      Did you read the contract?
      It says: *NO REFUNDS*

    • @please_be_an_operator_soon
      @please_be_an_operator_soon 3 года назад +1

      @@rosariomusumeci7716 where'd you say "no refund"

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 3 года назад +5

      Thanks! Finally got myself a fanclub of traffic cone murder hobos! This really did me a solid, 10/10 would recommend tutorial to others--

  • @saggezzamaconprudenza1090
    @saggezzamaconprudenza1090 6 лет назад +860

    0:51 How italians play dark souls

    • @davideusanza9747
      @davideusanza9747 6 лет назад +10

      Saggezza Ma con prudenza ahahahahahahahahah

    • @charsgg8970
      @charsgg8970 6 лет назад +10

      Tipo eeee mo ciò la zwehinder la armatura di Oscar mo batto mezzo modo e vanno tutti a fanculo.
      E dopo due secondi se (sei un italiano medio) muori (rigorosamente) nella boss Fight ei gargoyle

    • @juampan
      @juampan 6 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha certo.

    • @charsgg8970
      @charsgg8970 6 лет назад +2

      Gabriele Bizzi scusa ho sbagliato boss , volevo dire demone della cattedrale (XDDDD)

    • @yourbestfriendinshooters3088
      @yourbestfriendinshooters3088 6 лет назад +1

      👏👏👏👏

  • @GoofballPaul
    @GoofballPaul 5 лет назад +2471

    - Ornstein can I go to the abyss?
    - To kill Manus?
    - Yeeeeeees.
    [Actually breaks his arm and dies like a boss.]

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow 4 года назад +65

      StickguyPaul Gibert
      “Wolf Gang FanClub Time”

    • @xxOnigiri99
      @xxOnigiri99 4 года назад +18

      Abyss time

    • @AnonReaderr
      @AnonReaderr 4 года назад +32

      He took the last bit too seriously.

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest 4 года назад +6

      Boss fight time

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 4 года назад +21

      I mean , the guy was no chosen undead who'll banish the abyss or something , and he fucking took on Manus and broke his arm , if that's not cool I dunno what is

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 года назад +236

    I love how it's like
    "Hey, I saw this Dark Souls animation"
    "Oh, you mean like Matt Shezman? Yeah, they're great"
    "This one's actually using in-game models and in Italian"
    "Ah, you found ThePruld. Let us commence the dance, then"
    >Take On Me plays in the distance

    • @harya7517
      @harya7517 Год назад +1

      Matt boi is also a pizza descendant tho

  • @night1952
    @night1952 4 года назад +1211

    0:47 I love how ornstein realizes halfway through his sentence that artorias is an idiot, cazzo.

    • @applepopapplerancher3211
      @applepopapplerancher3211 4 года назад +111

      It's beautiful art. Fucking beautiful art that should be played in museums worldwide. Change. My. Mind.

    • @bosscraftx8507
      @bosscraftx8507 3 года назад +57

      No, he is Artorias

    • @1Monsoon-_
      @1Monsoon-_ 3 года назад +17

      @@bosscraftx8507 I think he is dumb.

    • @ducktape-3470
      @ducktape-3470 3 года назад +35

      @@bosscraftx8507 Yes. And he's got a wolf.

    • @lonelydeer
      @lonelydeer 3 года назад +20

      @@ducktape-3470 the wolf is dumb too

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 6 лет назад +2489

    My friend: "Why was Artorias so great anyway?"
    Me: "W-well, he had the wolf."
    My friend: "The wolf?"
    Sif: " *BAGH!* "

  • @testsubject747
    @testsubject747 6 лет назад +426

    Artorias: "a gigantic sword"
    Ciaran: (pops out from ceiling) !!!!!

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 6 лет назад +41

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Guilhermegab
      @Guilhermegab 6 лет назад +26

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2:03

    • @JuanCarlos-sq4vf
      @JuanCarlos-sq4vf 6 лет назад +10

      Lightning-in-my-Hand she knows why she there ;)

    • @deepdownyt
      @deepdownyt 6 лет назад +19

      "I like big... sword and i cannot lie"

    • @MB-lz2ef
      @MB-lz2ef 6 лет назад +2

      Wait, why are you here, I follow you for RWBY stuff and now you're also on Dark Souls videos??
      Well, interesting, even the internet is a small place after all... D:''

  • @camilladonofrio
    @camilladonofrio 6 лет назад +1878

    "When a new video of ThePruld comes out
    That's Amore" ♫

    • @eliaperrone9106
      @eliaperrone9106 6 лет назад +5

      Camilla D'Onofrio sei QUELLA Camilla d'Onofrio????Se si...beh complimenti per la tua artee!!

    • @thanos-themadtitan6277
      @thanos-themadtitan6277 6 лет назад +3

      Ascolto sempre la tua cover di "Song of sea"

  • @oros321
    @oros321 4 года назад +774

    1:28 My new argument for EVERYTHING.

  • @Mofujisan
    @Mofujisan 6 лет назад +1418

    "are you dumb?!"
    "no! I Am Artorias!"
    "i think you are dumb"
    "i've got the wolf!!"
    "well the wolf is dumb too!!"
    "how dare you, Ornstein!!!"
    is probably my favorite part of the whole conversation
    also the GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    • @kuranokyonshi
      @kuranokyonshi 4 года назад +18

      I love how Ornstein just went “well do as you like”

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 4 года назад +1

      @@rediramaj770 screaming.

  • @Syrupmasterz
    @Syrupmasterz 6 лет назад +3871

    The first time watching this was just laughing at the parody, the three times right afterwards was admiring your damn fine character acting and camera work. Not even a single shot had a boring pose or a lack of action, which I think is due to you and your crew's way of voice acting.
    Fast paced Italian Dark Souls makes for some great animation. :P

    • @szylaj
      @szylaj 6 лет назад +104

      also they got a lupo

    • @mimifounder6678
      @mimifounder6678 6 лет назад +31

      are you sure it kinda of looks like a possum now

    • @szylaj
      @szylaj 6 лет назад +36

      but he will become FEROCIOUS BEAST //awesome noises//

    • @mfisher9977
      @mfisher9977 4 года назад +7

      does he has a mocap suit or something?? how does he animate it with such fluidity?

    • @711_skiddlz
      @711_skiddlz 4 года назад +4

      @@mfisher9977 He uses his massive brain (and hundreds if not thousands of hours of practice)

  • @Ghettojaku
    @Ghettojaku 6 лет назад +563

    1:24 is my favorite part.

  • @nixionchang3966
    @nixionchang3966 4 года назад +2638

    “It’s more like a rat now!”
    “IT WILL TURN INTO A FEROCIOUS BEAST”
    (ages later a guy with a Father mask kills it with 2 hits)

    • @gamemaster1608
      @gamemaster1608 4 года назад +209

      Because the legend never dies

    • @DioDC
      @DioDC 4 года назад +36

      The legend never dies

    • @dudelost120
      @dudelost120 4 года назад +41

      Best part they actually have poise

    • @TheSOGchronicles
      @TheSOGchronicles 4 года назад +29

      @@dudelost120 you mean *P O I S E* ?

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 3 года назад +11

      No, that's Sif's deranged pinhead cousin Royal Rat Authority

  • @c.g.278
    @c.g.278 6 лет назад +216

    I like how Ornstein is the most sensible and level-headed character.

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 6 лет назад +41

      Until he becomes dragon headed

    • @c.g.278
      @c.g.278 6 лет назад +35

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @CazaliEiben
      @CazaliEiben 6 лет назад +4

      I thought Oscar / the Elite Knight was pretty level-headed in his short scene, too.

    • @c.g.278
      @c.g.278 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah, but I mean in general. Ornstein is always the voice of reason.

    • @THEO00900
      @THEO00900 6 лет назад +7

      C.G. Who needs to be sensible when he has a puppy?

  • @arcadius2569
    @arcadius2569 6 лет назад +1498

    Italian Elizabeth is the greatest character.

    • @okpippo3100
      @okpippo3100 5 лет назад +8

      The italian elizabeth its the pruld.
      Non è vero più è il capo del mondo

    • @opelem6051
      @opelem6051 5 лет назад +1

      *Italian Sif*- This is what world needed.

    • @night-shadevirgo2104
      @night-shadevirgo2104 5 лет назад +1

      So is Italian ornstein uwu

  • @toppu10animes
    @toppu10animes 6 лет назад +171

    1:31
    The very beginning of Great Grey Wolf Sif theme
    Absolute genius.

  • @aswordpommel9053
    @aswordpommel9053 4 года назад +824

    0:50 is when the video really gets Italian.

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 3 года назад +21

      Hahahahaha underrated comment. I kept repeating It and I still laugh at it

    • @Lark88
      @Lark88 3 года назад +30

      It was at that moment I realized that they were speaking Italian.

    • @hunkleberrymilldewbeespark3851
      @hunkleberrymilldewbeespark3851 3 года назад +16

      I know three word in Italian, tops, but even an uncultured swine like me understands the Italian hand.

    • @matenzinogbg8343
      @matenzinogbg8343 3 года назад +1

      Sì assolutamente sì

  • @FrancescoRioloMusic
    @FrancescoRioloMusic 6 лет назад +271

    Sif che canta alla fine rappresenta la nuova frontiera avanguardistica della musica colta 11/10

    • @Shayoden
      @Shayoden 6 лет назад +8

      A me ha ricordato un po' la sigla di coda di Excel Saga.

    • @paperjack6510
      @paperjack6510 6 лет назад

      Shayoden
      Esattamente.

    • @alessiomuccio2795
      @alessiomuccio2795 6 лет назад

      Io lo voto 9/11

    • @nicolascicoira4121
      @nicolascicoira4121 6 лет назад

      Sempre meglio di Young Signorino e della trap in generale.
      Io ascolto dubstep... :(

  • @Red-hm8cd
    @Red-hm8cd 6 лет назад +1647

    Pruld is entertaining, yes, but also wise. Never forget the phrase: GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @CazaliEiben
      @CazaliEiben 6 лет назад +36

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @lordheck3170
      @lordheck3170 6 лет назад +23

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @lordheck3170
      @lordheck3170 6 лет назад +33

      FUS RO GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    • @rcok7067
      @rcok7067 5 лет назад +10

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @LeonHeart0021
      @LeonHeart0021 5 лет назад +12

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Shezmen88
    @Shezmen88 6 лет назад +1349

    Paride sono solo a metà video, e sei un cazzo di genio.

    • @sorinnogai8904
      @sorinnogai8904 6 лет назад +27

      Matthew Shezmen and here i see how one genius is praised by another one, waiting for the next DS animation !!!

    • @zDavid21
      @zDavid21 6 лет назад +16

      wait. WHEN DID YOU LEARNT ITALIAN ? Lov your vids bro

    • @peratattica
      @peratattica 6 лет назад +4

      Phoenix Wright , L'avvocatolmao l'ha sempre parlato, è mezzo italiano

    • @capitanjulietti3436
      @capitanjulietti3436 6 лет назад +6

      Phoenix Wright , L'avvocato He is italian bro

    • @manuelgo2930
      @manuelgo2930 6 лет назад

      Matthew stiamo aspettando tutti il tuo prossimo video... Li metterai i sottotitoli?

  • @newengland9thgen372
    @newengland9thgen372 4 года назад +184

    The amount of drama in Artorias’ body language is absolutely incredible

  • @georgewashington8447
    @georgewashington8447 3 года назад +204

    I love how Ornstein is so much smaller but so aggressive

  • @alessandrochiari9094
    @alessandrochiari9094 6 лет назад +336

    0:05 , ecco perché non c'é la porta in quella stanza...ah, la lore...

    • @CaneSulTubo
      @CaneSulTubo 6 лет назад +2

      e chissà quante altre avrà sfondato in quella maniera ahahah

    • @FLAVIOMANGINI
      @FLAVIOMANGINI 6 лет назад +2

      Finezze

  • @giuseppedagostino6854
    @giuseppedagostino6854 6 лет назад +1661

    "Sono bello e dannato, e c'ho pure il lupo"
    Cit.Artorias

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 4 года назад +729

    Artorias: "Kaathe, lets make a suspicious covenant so that I can get all up in the abyss's asshole."
    Kaathe: "There's nothing about that sentence I don't love."
    Artorias: "Also, check out this wolf I got!"
    Kaathe: "Amazing."

    • @fwimmey
      @fwimmey 3 года назад +69

      Now, back to being ambiguously evil...

    • @Fellcat101
      @Fellcat101 2 года назад +19

      Kaathe later: all according to my plan now i have not only a wolf now but also a wolf knight

    • @yoann5573
      @yoann5573 Год назад +23

      "Oh no! He's putting his abyss into my catacombs!!!"
      - Artorias the NotSoAbyssWalker-

  • @uKyNo
    @uKyNo 6 лет назад +54

    2:03 "I have a huge sword" *Ciaran appears*....genio

  • @Cinamer
    @Cinamer 6 лет назад +64

    Artorias: Ho una spada enorme
    Ciaran: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @amsyarzero
    @amsyarzero 3 года назад +128

    2:03 "a gigantic sword"
    Ciaran pops up from the top
    Uh-oh.

  • @rockstar-made
    @rockstar-made 3 года назад +145

    ok but this voice for Artorias is unironically amazing

  • @Killjoy45
    @Killjoy45 4 года назад +292

    *Later*
    Gwyn: OH ORNSTEIN! *WHERE THE FUCK IS ARTORIAS, THE BEST KNIGHT OF MINE I CANNOT FIND ANYWHERE?!!!!*

    • @nakknjr9322
      @nakknjr9322 3 года назад +18

      He didn’t show up in the Christmas special and gwyn literally ask the same thing.
      Oh wait have you seem the Christmas one?

  • @lovi6438
    @lovi6438 4 года назад +1267

    In game both artorias and ornstein are around the same size
    *this size difference scares me*

    • @5tm422
      @5tm422 4 года назад +199

      Either artorias became even taller or ornstein dramatically shortened

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon 4 года назад +305

      Ego is one hell of a thing

    • @OsynchrO
      @OsynchrO 4 года назад +25

      Thank you , i was thinking that the whole time

    • @zakariaahmadfauzan926
      @zakariaahmadfauzan926 4 года назад +208

      They are the same size but artorias ego make him look bigger

    • @ThatGuyfromBrazil
      @ThatGuyfromBrazil 4 года назад +174

      Oh it's because Artorias has the wolf

  • @Yuk4ri.
    @Yuk4ri. 6 лет назад +362

    2:01 "A Big Sword" lol Ciaran

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 года назад +44

      Holy shit I just saw this~ I've seen this a billion times and I just saw Ciaran. Fuck, this video just continuously brings joy to my life. I love you Paride.

    • @melchiordelaunay2539
      @melchiordelaunay2539 4 года назад +30

      Artorias... Such a chad

    • @KaisarSarahOlivia
      @KaisarSarahOlivia 4 года назад +21

      Ciaran :
      U dont say which sword

    • @waltuh11121
      @waltuh11121 4 года назад +24

      I want to see Artorias and Ciaran Rule 34

    • @woodnoteflute
      @woodnoteflute 4 года назад +5

      I was literally just about to write a comment asking if anyone saw Ciaran slip through when Artorias said he had a huge sword 😂
      Dude wtf 🤣

  • @anomaly_jackie
    @anomaly_jackie 4 года назад +122

    this is still my favorite animation because. 1. the animation is cartoony but still realistic 2. the voice acting is hilarious 3. it reminds me of when my friend thought he could just waltz into the abyss and kill manus on his first ever playthrough and i said that was a dumb idea....20/10

  • @brutalbruciexadr8730
    @brutalbruciexadr8730 6 лет назад +203

    Vaati: *Hand it over. That thing- your animated lore. For my prepare to cry videos*

  • @EffeDiMarte
    @EffeDiMarte 6 лет назад +553

    "E che fungo dimmerda"
    Non so perchè, ma l'espressività di quella frase mi è troppo rimasta in testa.
    Only love for ThePruld.

    • @diegomosca9227
      @diegomosca9227 6 лет назад +7

      EffeDiMarte "do,do,do cazzo vai dentro l'abisso sei scemo ?!"

    • @albaa.9434
      @albaa.9434 4 года назад +1

      Anche a me XD

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 3 года назад +152

    I don’t know why, but whenever he screams “BESTIA FEROCE!” I lose my shit.

    • @giacomo7853
      @giacomo7853 3 года назад +6

      Bestia feroce not ferose, in Italian didn't exist that word

    • @thegrimcritic5494
      @thegrimcritic5494 3 года назад +3

      @@giacomo7853 Sorry I spelled it out by ear lol. Fixed it.

    • @giacomo7853
      @giacomo7853 3 года назад +2

      @@thegrimcritic5494 don't worry

  • @flaviovalente5408
    @flaviovalente5408 6 лет назад +313

    Devo dire che le animazioni sono fatte da dio

    • @mimmo6863
      @mimmo6863 6 лет назад +7

      Ram smeat Non da Dio, semmai da Gwyn!

    • @lorenzovalsesia3721
      @lorenzovalsesia3721 6 лет назад +3

      Mimmo ma Gwyn fa cagare, diciamo "da Artorias" ;-)

    • @michelangelolamera
      @michelangelolamera 6 лет назад +1

      Kono dio da

    • @MC-yg1mq
      @MC-yg1mq 6 лет назад

      Ed è fatta tutta a mano

    • @flaviovalente5408
      @flaviovalente5408 6 лет назад +1

      l'angelo demoniaco di halloween per questo io non ho mai fatto richieste del tipo "il terzo episodio" o "the elder souls 2?" Perché so l'immenso lavoro che c'è dietro

  • @advena688
    @advena688 5 лет назад +588

    "C'HO PURE IL LUPO!"
    "MA QUELLO È 'N SORCIO ADESSO!"

    • @matteogurgitano4974
      @matteogurgitano4974 5 лет назад +48

      MA DIVENTERÀ UNA BESTIA FEROCE *musica angelica*

    • @Anthonnnnn
      @Anthonnnnn 5 лет назад +15

      @@matteogurgitano4974 dovrebbe essere la musica di sif lol

    • @albaa.9434
      @albaa.9434 4 года назад +6

      @@Anthonnnnn infatti e l'inizio della canzione

    • @requiemsemiramide6567
      @requiemsemiramide6567 3 года назад +4

      Il primo commento italiano che leggo XD

  • @simonepoleschi85
    @simonepoleschi85 6 лет назад +428

    per chi conosce la lore per chi la sta scoprendo per chi la scoprirà

    • @lbdproductions1596
      @lbdproductions1596 6 лет назад +18

      GLIEL'HA TOLTO!

    • @Francicci093
      @Francicci093 6 лет назад +15

      Solaire era un merdone

    • @jacopocorradi7128
      @jacopocorradi7128 6 лет назад +7

      Simone Poleschi capite che cazzo è dark souls?

    • @jacopocorradi7128
      @jacopocorradi7128 6 лет назад +5

      LBD Productions ECCO PERCHÈ SENZA NOME

    • @enricobr5749
      @enricobr5749 6 лет назад

      e poi si scopri che quella fu l'unico cosa sensata della lore di dark souls 3 ahahahah

  • @seancallihan4555
    @seancallihan4555 4 года назад +361

    If you listen closely, when Artorias holds up "Great Pup Sif" It, for a brief moment, plays Sif's theme. 1:30

  • @greg8996
    @greg8996 6 лет назад +181

    Da "Guardiani dell'abisso" a "cazzo di club di ballerini assassini che si impossessano dell'abisso e si ammazzano a vicenda" è un attimo.

    • @inhocsigno
      @inhocsigno 6 лет назад +4

      Lahx quello vero che non è uno skrull
      CAZZO che stile!

    • @gero693
      @gero693 6 лет назад +1

      Fantastico 😂

    • @diegomosca9227
      @diegomosca9227 6 лет назад

      Cazzo che stile ragazzi, cazzo che stile.... HAHAHAHAH

  • @bezel95
    @bezel95 5 лет назад +325

    The moral of this story is that if you have a wolf you can do whatever you want.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 3 года назад +80

    2 years and no one has ever talked about how Ciaran shows up when Artorias mentions his big sword...

    • @anryx555
      @anryx555 3 года назад +8

      We all noticed it, but we are all too shy to make the first move, you had guts... Great for you

  • @OraDubStronzate2
    @OraDubStronzate2 6 лет назад +570

    Madonna il circolo è completo XD
    gian

    • @gianlucapanico8031
      @gianlucapanico8031 6 лет назад +29

      Orion - Web Dubbing mezza youtube Italia su un video su artorias... solo perché sto figo CIÁ PUR ER LUPOH

    • @OraDubStronzate2
      @OraDubStronzate2 6 лет назад +4

      CERTO! Non mi piace molto dark souls, ma i video di Paride mi fanno spezzare!
      gian

    • @alexbox8967
      @alexbox8967 5 лет назад +1

      @@OraDubStronzate2 e chi lo avrebbe mai detto di trovarti qua :)
      mostra sto video pure agli altri di orion che ridete fino a domani, basta sapere IL MINIMO della trama e ridete fino a domani :)
      andatevi anche a vedere il video (se non lo avete fatto) di paride di elder souls!(parla di cosa farebbero i personaggi di dark souls su skyrim)
      fa morire é un vero e proprio mini film e ha fatto un milione di visual non a caso :D

  • @Amuzey
    @Amuzey 6 лет назад +151

    2:23 "MANUS! I have come to bargain"

  • @tacticalchunder1207
    @tacticalchunder1207 6 лет назад +381

    Italian is such a good boasting language.

    • @satrio303
      @satrio303 6 лет назад +54

      Tactical Chunder italian is excellent language for cursing.
      Polish and russian is good too

    • @jeejjaaj
      @jeejjaaj 5 лет назад +3

      @@satrio303 and portuguese too

    • @glitchy-17
      @glitchy-17 5 лет назад +6

      We have like 17 curse words

  • @Ogryska
    @Ogryska 6 лет назад +322

    Vaati will approve
    There is no doubt.

    • @miquando5033
      @miquando5033 6 лет назад +11

      The forgotten part of the lore finally see the light.👍

    • @OldManMcLoyf
      @OldManMcLoyf 6 лет назад +15

      Vaati will be jealous.

    • @1rez378
      @1rez378 6 лет назад +4

      Vaati will copy this

    • @swaggynwah2797
      @swaggynwah2797 6 лет назад +2

      Why does the Aussie manlet have to be brought up on every DS video?
      All of the lore in Vaati's videos was figured out months beforehand, by the community - he just cashed in on it.

    • @ignaerium487
      @ignaerium487 6 лет назад +2

      Swaggy N'wah he explained it for lazy af peapole that dont want to read, basically you and me xD

  • @nh8489
    @nh8489 3 года назад +35

    1:32 even only playing 1 note, my mind immediately recognized that as Sif's theme. Goes to show how well the composers did with making each and every theme so recognizable, yet so unique

  • @zarka_ederj
    @zarka_ederj 6 лет назад +470

    [...] Poi, fra tutti i cavalieri si distinsero loro
    E formarono i Quattro Cavalieri di Gwyn:
    -ARTORIAS, il bello e dannato (e c'ha pure il lupo);
    -CIARAN, e il suo amore per la spada;
    -ORNSTEIN, er capo de tutto;
    -e GOUGH, spesso dimenticato (a cui nessuno fregava 'n cazzo).

    • @salvatoredemaria5381
      @salvatoredemaria5381 6 лет назад +8

      Zarka Ederj *la spada di Artorias

    • @zarka_ederj
      @zarka_ederj 6 лет назад +13

      La spada ENORME di Artorias... *wink wink* ;)
      (E c'ha pure il lupo)

  • @iliasa.5298
    @iliasa.5298 6 лет назад +58

    *God has re-entered the server.*

  • @comradenapoleon4908
    @comradenapoleon4908 4 года назад +126

    OK, now I really need to see a mod where the sif boss fight is just this sif with the entire theme being sung like the credits of the video.

  • @Christian-ir2mb
    @Christian-ir2mb 6 лет назад +112

    RUclips italia ha Ancora dei canali su cui si puó contare. Grazie.

  • @pinkwings8036
    @pinkwings8036 6 лет назад +149

    Also, thePruld is possibly Italy's greatest gift to the world.

    • @Titanofagiano
      @Titanofagiano 6 лет назад +2

      Pink Wings i think that's plastic

    • @19popo87
      @19popo87 6 лет назад +1

      it's mejo dell'eurochocolate

    • @espio87
      @espio87 6 лет назад +6

      To the Dark Souls fanbase at the very least.

    • @nathancurnutt8074
      @nathancurnutt8074 6 лет назад +1

      Pink Wings yeah fuck spaghetti

    • @ebaldo1213
      @ebaldo1213 6 лет назад +1

      And the 3 episode of misadventures? :v

  • @_vuoto_5426
    @_vuoto_5426 6 лет назад +75

    TU PENSI DI SPARIRE PER MESI.
    M E S I.
    E TORNARE CON UN "N'DO CAZZO VAI DENTRO L'ABISSO"?
    Well played, my friend.
    P.s
    (Mi sono pisciato addosso.)

  • @Surreal-K404
    @Surreal-K404 3 года назад +58

    "Are you dumb?"
    "No I'm Artorias"
    Lost my shit, so funny XD

  • @calista9860
    @calista9860 6 лет назад +82

    Oh my god, new video from ThePruld! All month is better now :D

  • @TheCrazybloo3
    @TheCrazybloo3 5 лет назад +114

    The way of the dragon is truly beautiful

  • @monos99
    @monos99 6 лет назад +91

    "I think it would be better not to"
    Ornstein just summed up the entire game

  • @esooGrM
    @esooGrM 4 года назад +169

    0:04 when the pizza rolls are ready

  • @THEO00900
    @THEO00900 6 лет назад +52

    Yup that's my story in a nutshell. Except...the part where little Sif explodes. We all know wolf puppies implode.

    • @jackthereaperblood-sings1733
      @jackthereaperblood-sings1733 6 лет назад

      Soul of Artorias
      I'm a big fan of you artorias
      And u so Cool as a humble knight would u sign my Zhiehander :) With your Brilliant Signature Aura 📃

    • @THEO00900
      @THEO00900 6 лет назад +2

      Jack the Reaper Blood-sings to ne. Sure thing. Now where did I place my red soap stone to sign with...

    • @jackthereaperblood-sings1733
      @jackthereaperblood-sings1733 6 лет назад

      Soul of Artorias
      XD Rotfl...I just remembered I have a backup plan.. I have been indicted so that I get nailed by 3 Phantoms so u can bring Your other friends Artorias- Ornstein +Smough+that blind Archer (can't remember his name cause I never played the dlc ) [face smack)
      Just use my gravelord sign
      To give me your Autograph soap sign :p

  • @sunnyyy1437
    @sunnyyy1437 3 года назад +44

    He is Artorias
    He is Cool
    He has a Wolf.
    But the most important...
    *_He didn't came back from the Abyss._*

  • @ephxz1060
    @ephxz1060 6 лет назад +221

    1:51 ma nessuno vuole parlare del lupo antigravitazionale? "Cazzo che stile ragazzi"

  • @ymanakin
    @ymanakin 6 лет назад +209

    2:04 is my favorite part

    • @sora__6327
      @sora__6327 6 лет назад

      Yannicko anime name?

    • @ymanakin
      @ymanakin 6 лет назад

      Sora NL1 arterisk war

    • @Sooth0
      @Sooth0 6 лет назад

      Because he has the sword? (😏)

  • @devildino9600
    @devildino9600 6 лет назад +74

    Okay. English speaker on an Italian channel. This makes me want to learn Italian. Just to get the jokes in their original quality and play Downward(previous video on here) just to hear more of these guys! Seriously freaking hilarious! KEEP IT UP!

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 5 лет назад +2

      sadly even if you learn italian there's something more to this video. Ornstein speaks with a thick accent and lingo, that can only be learned by living in the working-class neighborhoods of Rome. that makes it sound even funnier, considering that Artoria has a perfect pronunciation and talks like a nobleman or a thespian.

  • @arkachivanagand9915
    @arkachivanagand9915 4 года назад +47

    1:28 for my personal laugh and giggle

  • @emaoreee4420
    @emaoreee4420 6 лет назад +36

    Quelle scritte "The Pruld" erano messe così bene che dovrò rivedermi il video una seconda volta perché non ho capito un cazzo nei dialoghi

  • @regisatlas
    @regisatlas 6 лет назад +156

    the mushroom cracked me up so bad
    masterful work

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 6 лет назад +69

    I just checked the item descriptions and this is all 100% legit ( :

  • @Snnoy
    @Snnoy 3 года назад +19

    Before watching, “Oh, he used to do lore videos?”
    *Two seconds in* “Yeah that makes more sense.”

  • @alsoarkb0t
    @alsoarkb0t 4 года назад +97

    1:22 Me explaining the situation to my parents after they spot me standing next to a girl at my school.

    • @heena1987
      @heena1987 3 года назад +3

      So relatable wtf

  • @lukasgropl2166
    @lukasgropl2166 6 лет назад +297

    Abysswatchers. The infamous "ballerini assassini"
    Or something like that. I don't speak italian. But i understood THAT.

    • @albaa.9434
      @albaa.9434 4 года назад +14

      Deadly dancers that kill themself*

    • @Wuuff
      @Wuuff 4 года назад +21

      @@albaa.9434 Did you mean the infamous Ballerini Assassini that kill themselves

    • @albaa.9434
      @albaa.9434 4 года назад +4

      @@Wuuff certo

    • @filippocioccolanti8244
      @filippocioccolanti8244 4 года назад +10

      Un cazzo di club di fanservice di ballerini assassini

    • @solaireofastora9742
      @solaireofastora9742 4 года назад +1

      Certo

  • @lumethecrow2632
    @lumethecrow2632 4 года назад +56

    I love how Sif is like a tiny stuffed animal who's only line is "Boo!"

  • @PronteCo
    @PronteCo 6 лет назад +77

    A che cazzo serve la remastered quando c'è The Pruld

  • @Vance_Danger
    @Vance_Danger 6 лет назад +138

    GNNNNNAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • @prakashsingh6092
    @prakashsingh6092 5 лет назад +450

    3:02 can't stop laughing

    • @cinders5305
      @cinders5305 4 года назад +36

      *GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!*

    • @samuelmartens9390
      @samuelmartens9390 4 года назад +14

      Its just so out of the blue

    • @cleoking6312
      @cleoking6312 4 года назад +8

      GNNAAAAAA-ivere

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 3 года назад +12

      At this point I began to question If I was still in the ame video or if auto play suddenly ticked itself when I wasn't looking. "WTF did I just watch?" Can't even begin to descrive my reaction.

  • @cryptopiratethecaptain9385
    @cryptopiratethecaptain9385 4 года назад +103

    0:08 I just realized that Artorias already has the wolf in his right hand. lmao

  • @lazyafcat8899
    @lazyafcat8899 6 лет назад +256

    1:31 quando mi guardavo il cazz da piccolo

  • @jpty
    @jpty 3 года назад +45

    2:08 Artorias: How could I not come back?
    Answer: The script

  • @boarhatfisher9701
    @boarhatfisher9701 5 лет назад +39

    I lost it when ornstein called sif a rat

  • @zacksmith5963
    @zacksmith5963 3 года назад +10

    Japanese : make a depressing game about death and hollow
    Italian gang
    ( shezman, Pruld, iron knight ) : lets troll the hell out of it
    Good job . Grazi

  • @wahidahmed2525
    @wahidahmed2525 3 года назад +49

    So Ornstein is basically the really nice boss who can't control his workers

  • @CyrusdVulture
    @CyrusdVulture 3 года назад +46

    This video has "I'M AT SOUP" vibes.

    • @yourlocalcoolperson9084
      @yourlocalcoolperson9084 3 года назад +6

      Funnily enough he made a video called "Into the abyss" that is literally a parody of "Im at soup"

  • @redhat9691
    @redhat9691 3 года назад +29

    I fucking love Ornstein's voice

  • @basiaromanovski458
    @basiaromanovski458 4 года назад +40

    I cant unsee ornstein's vision port after I learned that his eyes are actually at the lions mouth

  • @claudiocozzi4425
    @claudiocozzi4425 6 лет назад +27

    Insomma è la storia che Ornstein ha raccontato a Gwyn nell'altro video.
    IL CERCHIO SI CHIUDEH