i just love how Ornstein just can't handle the sure stupidity coming from this. especially at 0:49 "the fuck... *sigh*.... the fuck do you want to go to the Abyss for?!?!?!"
Artorias: "Kaathe, lets make a suspicious covenant so that I can get all up in the abyss's asshole." Kaathe: "There's nothing about that sentence I don't love." Artorias: "Also, check out this wolf I got!" Kaathe: "Amazing."
I speak English and I can hear it. That shit is thick. I have a decent ear for accents unless it's Spanish I can't tell the difference between a few of those.
ThePruld: There i made your video, never ask anything from me again. Artorias: Make me a sequel. ThePruld: What did i just say? Artorias: *BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!*
I remember when I first saw Artorias in Dark Souls I and I was like, "Damn, this guy is metal as f*ck with an awesome/tragic hero backstory." I even watched VaatiVidya's lore videos to find out more about him and I thought he was even more badass. Even in Dark Souls III there are references to Artorias that echo his badassery. Then I see ThePruld's videos and I realize, "... Sh*t, it's possible that's how this all went down." Especially with how Elizabeth eloquently tells you to give the credit to Artorias in Dark Souls I, whereas ThePruld gives you the rundown "go to hell" version that contains the same message. This is how a man, a legend, is reduced to comic relief, and we all accept it... and we all praise it like we Praise the Sun.
I mean , the guy was no chosen undead who'll banish the abyss or something , and he fucking took on Manus and broke his arm , if that's not cool I dunno what is
"are you dumb?!" "no! I Am Artorias!" "i think you are dumb" "i've got the wolf!!" "well the wolf is dumb too!!" "how dare you, Ornstein!!!" is probably my favorite part of the whole conversation also the GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I love how it's like "Hey, I saw this Dark Souls animation" "Oh, you mean like Matt Shezman? Yeah, they're great" "This one's actually using in-game models and in Italian" "Ah, you found ThePruld. Let us commence the dance, then" >Take On Me plays in the distance
Wait, why are you here, I follow you for RWBY stuff and now you're also on Dark Souls videos?? Well, interesting, even the internet is a small place after all... D:''
How to introduce yourself, a guide by Artorias (the coolest knight in all Lordran, also with a wolf) : 1. Enter the room by crashing through the door. 2. Introduce yourself as 'your name here', the coolest 'insert designation here' in 'insert workplace here'. (Having pet wolf optional but highly recommended). 3. Congratulations! Your name will now become legendary in the workplace! They might even create a fan club of dancing murderers in your name, if you're as cool as Artorias, the coolest knight in all Lordran (also has a wolf).
Tipo eeee mo ciò la zwehinder la armatura di Oscar mo batto mezzo modo e vanno tutti a fanculo. E dopo due secondi se (sei un italiano medio) muori (rigorosamente) nella boss Fight ei gargoyle
The first time watching this was just laughing at the parody, the three times right afterwards was admiring your damn fine character acting and camera work. Not even a single shot had a boring pose or a lack of action, which I think is due to you and your crew's way of voice acting. Fast paced Italian Dark Souls makes for some great animation. :P
Who remembers when Vaati first commented the pruld..............and said (huh)??? And got so Excited XD I remember that like yesterday ^o^ LOL Master Vaati u are such a tease 😜❤ Love your Channel ----Umbasa 💑
l'angelo demoniaco di halloween per questo io non ho mai fatto richieste del tipo "il terzo episodio" o "the elder souls 2?" Perché so l'immenso lavoro che c'è dietro
[...] Poi, fra tutti i cavalieri si distinsero loro E formarono i Quattro Cavalieri di Gwyn: -ARTORIAS, il bello e dannato (e c'ha pure il lupo); -CIARAN, e il suo amore per la spada; -ORNSTEIN, er capo de tutto; -e GOUGH, spesso dimenticato (a cui nessuno fregava 'n cazzo).
this is still my favorite animation because. 1. the animation is cartoony but still realistic 2. the voice acting is hilarious 3. it reminds me of when my friend thought he could just waltz into the abyss and kill manus on his first ever playthrough and i said that was a dumb idea....20/10
I also like how Ornstein acts throughout this video. He starts off polite, treating Artorias like his equal. Because they have fought together for a long time. Trying to convince him to stop like, how a friend would tell his friend to not do something super dumb. He gets increasingly angrier and manic. Soon entering ‘Captain of the Knights’ mode. Ordering him to not do something dumb as his boss. No longer acting like his friend as a sort of tough love. That’s how I often imagined Ornstein. Someone who treats his subordinates or teammates like friends. Then if they start acting dumb, he goes into boss mode.
1:32 even only playing 1 note, my mind immediately recognized that as Sif's theme. Goes to show how well the composers did with making each and every theme so recognizable, yet so unique
@@OraDubStronzate2 e chi lo avrebbe mai detto di trovarti qua :) mostra sto video pure agli altri di orion che ridete fino a domani, basta sapere IL MINIMO della trama e ridete fino a domani :) andatevi anche a vedere il video (se non lo avete fatto) di paride di elder souls!(parla di cosa farebbero i personaggi di dark souls su skyrim) fa morire é un vero e proprio mini film e ha fatto un milione di visual non a caso :D
Why does the Aussie manlet have to be brought up on every DS video? All of the lore in Vaati's videos was figured out months beforehand, by the community - he just cashed in on it.
Holy shit I just saw this~ I've seen this a billion times and I just saw Ciaran. Fuck, this video just continuously brings joy to my life. I love you Paride.
Okay. English speaker on an Italian channel. This makes me want to learn Italian. Just to get the jokes in their original quality and play Downward(previous video on here) just to hear more of these guys! Seriously freaking hilarious! KEEP IT UP!
sadly even if you learn italian there's something more to this video. Ornstein speaks with a thick accent and lingo, that can only be learned by living in the working-class neighborhoods of Rome. that makes it sound even funnier, considering that Artoria has a perfect pronunciation and talks like a nobleman or a thespian.
"OOOHHH RUclipsRS, NDO CAZZO STA THEPRULD CHE È IL MIGLIOR CREATORE DI CONTENUTI CHE C'HO E NON LO TROVO PIUUU ??" "EEEEEHH ME SA CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO" "MA CHE CAZZO VOR DÌ CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO ??" "HA FATTO IO SO THEPRULD IL MIGLIOR RUclipsR DE TUTTA RUclips, C'HO PURE LO STUDIO DE REGISTRAZIONE, MO VO DENTRO L'ABISSO E CE PORTO I CONTENUTI..CHE CAZZO NE SO IO" "AO MA COME VOI SIETE GLI ALTRI CREATORI DI CONTENUTI, SIETE GLI ALTRI RUclipsR E ME MANDATE THEPRULD DENTRO L'ABISSO ??" "MA NON CE L'ABBIAMO MANDATO NOI C'È ANDATO DA SOLO, HA DETTO CHE ERA ER MEGLIO, ER MEGLIO DE TUTTI ED È PARTITO, HA FATTO A QUELLI DI TWITCH HA FATTO OOHHHH IO VO DENTRO L'ABISSO MO COMINCIO A FARE LIVE" "MA CHE CAZZO VORDÌ COMINCIO A FARE LIVE ??? MA CHE È SCEMOO ?? CHE IO C'HO LA CONNESSIONE DEMMERDA PE SEGUIRE LE LIVE...ADESSO CHE CAZZO FAMO CON THEPRULD SU TWITCH IN LIVE?" "MA TIPO CHE TE FAI UN ABBONAMENTO PE TWITCH ? INVECE DE STA QUI AD ASPETTARE THEPRULD ?? EHHH ?" "OH RUclipsRS ABBASSATE LA CRESTA EH, CHE VOI PORTATE CONTENUTI CHE GUARDO MA NON VE POTETE PERMETTÈ DE PARLARME EN STA MANIERA...però effettivamente fare un abbonamento a twitch non è male eh..." "MA SI MA CHIAMATI AMOTHEPRULDEPISODIO4 CHE CAZZO TE FREGA" "SI MA INTANTO HO PERSO THEPRULD, QUELLO CHI LO VA RIPIGLIA CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO" "CE SO PROBLEMI PIÙ IMPORTANTI, SABAKU HA FATTO USCIRE UN VIDEO DE 2 ORE E MEZZA SULL' E3 2018" "PURE SABAKU LOGORROICO" "YOTOBI È SPARITO DE NUOVO DALLA CIRCOLAZIONE" "PURE PURE" "E SEMPRE SABAKU ANCORA DEVE FINIRE L'ANIMA OSCURA 2" "BASTAAA...SEGUO I ME CONTRO TE"
At this point I began to question If I was still in the ame video or if auto play suddenly ticked itself when I wasn't looking. "WTF did I just watch?" Can't even begin to descrive my reaction.
'sto video ha tutto: -attenzione ai dettagli; -dialoghi deliziosamente assurdi; -watermarking prudentemente fuori controllo; -ironia genuina ed ovviamente... -GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Soul of Artorias XD Rotfl...I just remembered I have a backup plan.. I have been indicted so that I get nailed by 3 Phantoms so u can bring Your other friends Artorias- Ornstein +Smough+that blind Archer (can't remember his name cause I never played the dlc ) [face smack) Just use my gravelord sign To give me your Autograph soap sign :p
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"are you dumb?"
"no, i'm Artorias"
this is so stupid but so funny
"I think you're dumb!"
"I've got the wolf!"
Then the wolf is stupid too
@@zirzeus2645 oh! How you dare Ornstein?
“No this is patrick!!”
I refuse to believe that this exact exchange is not canon.
i just love how Ornstein just can't handle the sure stupidity coming from this. especially at 0:49 "the fuck... *sigh*.... the fuck do you want to go to the Abyss for?!?!?!"
B-but I've got a wolf!
*Bork*
It will become a ferocious beast! [angelic singing]
@@manamongmen3381 The extra layer i love is that it was the first bit of Sif's theme.
I have to admit it is all true with pinpoint accuracy
I love how his argument for everything is just: "BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!!!"
"I have the wolf. Your argument is invalid."
"Go take out the trash."
BUT I HAVE THE WOLF!
Woof
E' una bestia feroce
I have a wolf... your claim is here by incorrect for I have a wolf
Artorias: "Kaathe, lets make a suspicious covenant so that I can get all up in the abyss's asshole."
Kaathe: "There's nothing about that sentence I don't love."
Artorias: "Also, check out this wolf I got!"
Kaathe: "Amazing."
Now, back to being ambiguously evil...
Kaathe later: all according to my plan now i have not only a wolf now but also a wolf knight
"Oh no! He's putting his abyss into my catacombs!!!"
- Artorias the NotSoAbyssWalker-
Thats dumb your dumb time to get this dark party started
Artorias's entrance is how everyone should enter rooms
That's how I enter rooms.
It's not graceful, simply forced. It's perfect.
What kills me is how nonchalant ornstein is about it,like artorias does this shit all the time.
@@bearandthebull2372 Well he does throw a lot of corpses.
Yeet and greet
Ornstein: gives reasonable well thought explanation for Artorias to not go face Manus.
Artorias: I hAvE a WoLf
Majeed Mamah
Artorias: Also I am awesome!
@@DrMDHyde AND DAMNED!!!
And cool as hell!
he's E D G Y
Don't forget that he also have the Scudo immenso and Spada enorme
I like how the first thing Artorias does is introduce himself to someone he already knows.
I didn't know him crashing through the wall was him introducing himself to it... again.
And his argument consists of basically "i am awesome" and "i have a wolf"
He is just that fabulous
The fact that Ornstein is speaking with an heavy Roman accent is the real shit. I'm deeply sorry that many English speakers are missing that out.
The fact that it's in Italian helps with the comedy and I love it
So that's the accent that Ornstein speaks...
It has so many funny sounding contractions lol
*Non-Italian speakers
I speak English and I can hear it. That shit is thick. I have a decent ear for accents unless it's Spanish I can't tell the difference between a few of those.
@@ralcogaming7674 believe, not even spanish speakers get all of them, poor caribbeans always get their accents confused
This is the watermarking I like.
oh hi mark
Tanto love Mike'
WaterMikeing
Sabaku no Maiku Mike, prendi esempio da chi sa narrare veramente la lore xD
Sabaku no Maiku devi rivedere l'anima oscura,questi sono dialoghi extra molto importanti per la lore
My friend: "Why was Artorias so great anyway?"
Me: "W-well, he had the wolf."
My friend: "The wolf?"
Sif: " *BAGH!* "
"BAGH!"
"BAGH!"
"BAGH!"
@@samr9457 o
u heard it wrong he said fuk
ThePruld: There i made your video, never ask anything from me again.
Artorias: Make me a sequel.
ThePruld: What did i just say?
Artorias: *BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!*
Kishibe Rohan LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!
Havens dooor
*bork*
Samuele Gianolla it's that a mother fucking JoJo's reference?
"Ma io c'ho il lupo cazzo!"
I remember when I first saw Artorias in Dark Souls I and I was like, "Damn, this guy is metal as f*ck with an awesome/tragic hero backstory." I even watched VaatiVidya's lore videos to find out more about him and I thought he was even more badass. Even in Dark Souls III there are references to Artorias that echo his badassery.
Then I see ThePruld's videos and I realize, "... Sh*t, it's possible that's how this all went down." Especially with how Elizabeth eloquently tells you to give the credit to Artorias in Dark Souls I, whereas ThePruld gives you the rundown "go to hell" version that contains the same message.
This is how a man, a legend, is reduced to comic relief, and we all accept it... and we all praise it like we Praise the Sun.
Artorias is a fucking Guts reference, Everything in souls since demon souls is a reference to berserk.
After to kill champion gundyr you can get artorias's armor
listen, the actual Artorias was a badass and cool af, but that doesn't stop this video from being anymore funny or true
@@jessenicoletta4160no this is canon, you're just not accepting it
- Ornstein can I go to the abyss?
- To kill Manus?
- Yeeeeeees.
[Actually breaks his arm and dies like a boss.]
StickguyPaul Gibert
“Wolf Gang FanClub Time”
Abyss time
He took the last bit too seriously.
Boss fight time
I mean , the guy was no chosen undead who'll banish the abyss or something , and he fucking took on Manus and broke his arm , if that's not cool I dunno what is
"When a new video of ThePruld comes out
That's Amore" ♫
Camilla D'Onofrio sei QUELLA Camilla d'Onofrio????Se si...beh complimenti per la tua artee!!
Ascolto sempre la tua cover di "Song of sea"
"Fanservice Club of Dancing Murderers"
LMAO
Edgys abyss watchers with dex build.....i love it
@@doncoria9505 ＦＵＣＫ that's style
1:34
Fuck that's style!
FUCK THAT'S STYLE!!!
Breakdance till you drop
2:01 - "I have a gigantic sword" *Ciaran shows up*
Interest has increased by 200%
Also Ciaran ( ͡°³ ͡°)
Haha i didnt saw that detail 1 year ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I've seen this 20 something times and didn't notice
I feel like Artorias seems to get taller in every shot.
It's because he have a wolf!
Physical manifestation of his Ego
So basically Kill la Kill
AspectHistory - Mythology & History he has to become more handsome, this is the only way he can do that.
It's because he's HANDSOME and DAMNED!!!
"are you dumb?!"
"no! I Am Artorias!"
"i think you are dumb"
"i've got the wolf!!"
"well the wolf is dumb too!!"
"how dare you, Ornstein!!!"
is probably my favorite part of the whole conversation
also the GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I love how Ornstein just went “well do as you like”
@@rediramaj770 screaming.
1:31
"IT WILL TURN INTO A FEROCIOUS BEAST!!!"
*Sif's theme intensifies*
🐺
I love how it's like
"Hey, I saw this Dark Souls animation"
"Oh, you mean like Matt Shezman? Yeah, they're great"
"This one's actually using in-game models and in Italian"
"Ah, you found ThePruld. Let us commence the dance, then"
>Take On Me plays in the distance
Matt boi is also a pizza descendant tho
Sif che canta alla fine rappresenta la nuova frontiera avanguardistica della musica colta 11/10
A me ha ricordato un po' la sigla di coda di Excel Saga.
Shayoden
Esattamente.
Io lo voto 9/11
Sempre meglio di Young Signorino e della trap in generale.
Io ascolto dubstep... :(
Artorias: "a gigantic sword"
Ciaran: (pops out from ceiling) !!!!!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2:03
Lightning-in-my-Hand she knows why she there ;)
"I like big... sword and i cannot lie"
Wait, why are you here, I follow you for RWBY stuff and now you're also on Dark Souls videos??
Well, interesting, even the internet is a small place after all... D:''
0:47 I love how ornstein realizes halfway through his sentence that artorias is an idiot, cazzo.
It's beautiful art. Fucking beautiful art that should be played in museums worldwide. Change. My. Mind.
No, he is Artorias
@@bosscraftx8507 I think he is dumb.
@@bosscraftx8507 Yes. And he's got a wolf.
@@ducktape-3470 the wolf is dumb too
How to introduce yourself, a guide by Artorias (the coolest knight in all Lordran, also with a wolf) :
1. Enter the room by crashing through the door.
2. Introduce yourself as 'your name here', the coolest 'insert designation here' in 'insert workplace here'. (Having pet wolf optional but highly recommended).
3. Congratulations! Your name will now become legendary in the workplace! They might even create a fan club of dancing murderers in your name, if you're as cool as Artorias, the coolest knight in all Lordran (also has a wolf).
My parents rejected me after I do it.... I want be refound
@@anryx555
Did you read the contract?
It says: *NO REFUNDS*
@@rosariomusumeci7716 where'd you say "no refund"
Thanks! Finally got myself a fanclub of traffic cone murder hobos! This really did me a solid, 10/10 would recommend tutorial to others--
0:51 How italians play dark souls
Saggezza Ma con prudenza ahahahahahahahahah
Tipo eeee mo ciò la zwehinder la armatura di Oscar mo batto mezzo modo e vanno tutti a fanculo.
E dopo due secondi se (sei un italiano medio) muori (rigorosamente) nella boss Fight ei gargoyle
Hahahaha certo.
Gabriele Bizzi scusa ho sbagliato boss , volevo dire demone della cattedrale (XDDDD)
👏👏👏👏
The first time watching this was just laughing at the parody, the three times right afterwards was admiring your damn fine character acting and camera work. Not even a single shot had a boring pose or a lack of action, which I think is due to you and your crew's way of voice acting.
Fast paced Italian Dark Souls makes for some great animation. :P
also they got a lupo
are you sure it kinda of looks like a possum now
but he will become FEROCIOUS BEAST //awesome noises//
does he has a mocap suit or something?? how does he animate it with such fluidity?
@@mfisher9977 He uses his massive brain (and hundreds if not thousands of hours of practice)
10/10 better lore explanation than vaati's prepared to cry series
You can say that again,
VaatiVidya: huh
Agreed
be careful what u say, vaati does come around to these videos
@@themacca277 so he can gather more information and refrain from giving others credit - NAILED HIM
“It’s more like a rat now!”
“IT WILL TURN INTO A FEROCIOUS BEAST”
(ages later a guy with a Father mask kills it with 2 hits)
Because the legend never dies
The legend never dies
Best part they actually have poise
@@dudelost120 you mean *P O I S E* ?
Giant dad
This Italian anime is good shit.
Truth fr fr
Go fuck yourself with english
ArticOnePlus25 that’s just plain rude man
@@yukichan1697 yep
Now this. This is how to start learning other languages!
You desecrate the good name of Dark Souls
i love it
Thank you master, im doing my best XD
#artoriasdab
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he commented!!!
Who remembers when Vaati first commented the pruld..............and said (huh)??? And got so Excited XD
I remember that like yesterday ^o^ LOL
Master Vaati u are such a tease 😜❤ Love your Channel ----Umbasa 💑
OHMYGOD HE ANSWERED
"Sono bello e dannato, e c'ho pure il lupo"
Cit.Artorias
Sì hahaha
Wof!
whuf
Ma quello è en sorcio
1:28 My new argument for EVERYTHING.
oros321 #stop freeboting
It looks more like a rat
lol
@@redcarp9867 it will come a FEROCIOUS BEAST.
@@1Monsoon-_ and what the fuck do I say to gywn?
I like how Ornstein is the most sensible and level-headed character.
Until he becomes dragon headed
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I thought Oscar / the Elite Knight was pretty level-headed in his short scene, too.
Yeah, but I mean in general. Ornstein is always the voice of reason.
C.G. Who needs to be sensible when he has a puppy?
Italian Elizabeth is the greatest character.
The italian elizabeth its the pruld.
Non è vero più è il capo del mondo
*Italian Sif*- This is what world needed.
So is Italian ornstein uwu
Paride sono solo a metà video, e sei un cazzo di genio.
Matthew Shezmen and here i see how one genius is praised by another one, waiting for the next DS animation !!!
wait. WHEN DID YOU LEARNT ITALIAN ? Lov your vids bro
Phoenix Wright , L'avvocatolmao l'ha sempre parlato, è mezzo italiano
Phoenix Wright , L'avvocato He is italian bro
Matthew stiamo aspettando tutti il tuo prossimo video... Li metterai i sottotitoli?
The amount of drama in Artorias’ body language is absolutely incredible
Pruld is entertaining, yes, but also wise. Never forget the phrase: GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
FUS RO GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:31
The very beginning of Great Grey Wolf Sif theme
Absolute genius.
Artorias storyline in a nutshell, I cried with reference on Abyss Watchers. You're great.
0:50 is when the video really gets Italian.
Hahahahaha underrated comment. I kept repeating It and I still laugh at it
It was at that moment I realized that they were speaking Italian.
I know three word in Italian, tops, but even an uncultured swine like me understands the Italian hand.
Sì assolutamente sì
"E che fungo dimmerda"
Non so perchè, ma l'espressività di quella frase mi è troppo rimasta in testa.
Only love for ThePruld.
EffeDiMarte "do,do,do cazzo vai dentro l'abisso sei scemo ?!"
Anche a me XD
1:24 is my favorite part.
I love the fact that you here 1sec of the sif theme when he said it will become a viscous beast
BUT I HAVE THE WOLF!!
Bestia feroz
Da "Guardiani dell'abisso" a "cazzo di club di ballerini assassini che si impossessano dell'abisso e si ammazzano a vicenda" è un attimo.
Lahx quello vero che non è uno skrull
CAZZO che stile!
Fantastico 😂
Cazzo che stile ragazzi, cazzo che stile.... HAHAHAHAH
3:08 i need an extended version of this
*Ora è tutto più chiaro!* Divino cazzo, come quel cazzo di lupo
ThePruld top 10 dichiarazioni d'amore
è il fascino del lupo!
#neroSif
Nero Wolf oltre al fascino sei anche dannato
grandissimo nero, a quando la prossima lore?
0:05 , ecco perché non c'é la porta in quella stanza...ah, la lore...
e chissà quante altre avrà sfondato in quella maniera ahahah
Finezze
Artorias: Ho una spada enorme
Ciaran: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"What a shitty mushroom!"
I lost it 😂
Hello there fellow fire emblem fan
Don't worry, you can eat her later
I love how Ornstein is so much smaller but so aggressive
So a tiny dog
Well, lorewise he would destroy him in a fight.
Roman accent, my friend, is the key for his aggression
Who said I'm short
@@dragonslayerornstein2361 i did
*Later*
Gwyn: OH ORNSTEIN! *WHERE THE FUCK IS ARTORIAS, THE BEST KNIGHT OF MINE I CANNOT FIND ANYWHERE?!!!!*
He didn’t show up in the Christmas special and gwyn literally ask the same thing.
Oh wait have you seem the Christmas one?
"C'HO PURE IL LUPO!"
"MA QUELLO È 'N SORCIO ADESSO!"
MA DIVENTERÀ UNA BESTIA FEROCE *musica angelica*
@@matteogurgitano4974 dovrebbe essere la musica di sif lol
@@Anthonnnnn infatti e l'inizio della canzione
Il primo commento italiano che leggo XD
ok but this voice for Artorias is unironically amazing
Devo dire che le animazioni sono fatte da dio
Ram smeat Non da Dio, semmai da Gwyn!
Mimmo ma Gwyn fa cagare, diciamo "da Artorias" ;-)
Kono dio da
Ed è fatta tutta a mano
l'angelo demoniaco di halloween per questo io non ho mai fatto richieste del tipo "il terzo episodio" o "the elder souls 2?" Perché so l'immenso lavoro che c'è dietro
"A fucking fanservice club of dancing murderers" is the greatest thing Ive ever heard about the watchers XD
Vaati: *Hand it over. That thing- your animated lore. For my prepare to cry videos*
In game both artorias and ornstein are around the same size
*this size difference scares me*
Either artorias became even taller or ornstein dramatically shortened
Ego is one hell of a thing
Thank you , i was thinking that the whole time
They are the same size but artorias ego make him look bigger
Oh it's because Artorias has the wolf
Don't pause at 3:04
Amazing ches... dragon ahead
Pause at 1:29 instead
Lundah, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
BUT IVE GOT THE WOLF
but that's my fetish
2:03 "I have a huge sword" *Ciaran appears*....genio
[...] Poi, fra tutti i cavalieri si distinsero loro
E formarono i Quattro Cavalieri di Gwyn:
-ARTORIAS, il bello e dannato (e c'ha pure il lupo);
-CIARAN, e il suo amore per la spada;
-ORNSTEIN, er capo de tutto;
-e GOUGH, spesso dimenticato (a cui nessuno fregava 'n cazzo).
Zarka Ederj *la spada di Artorias
La spada ENORME di Artorias... *wink wink* ;)
(E c'ha pure il lupo)
this is still my favorite animation because. 1. the animation is cartoony but still realistic 2. the voice acting is hilarious 3. it reminds me of when my friend thought he could just waltz into the abyss and kill manus on his first ever playthrough and i said that was a dumb idea....20/10
per chi conosce la lore per chi la sta scoprendo per chi la scoprirà
GLIEL'HA TOLTO!
Solaire era un merdone
Simone Poleschi capite che cazzo è dark souls?
LBD Productions ECCO PERCHÈ SENZA NOME
e poi si scopri che quella fu l'unico cosa sensata della lore di dark souls 3 ahahahah
The moral of this story is that if you have a wolf you can do whatever you want.
I also like how Ornstein acts throughout this video. He starts off polite, treating Artorias like his equal. Because they have fought together for a long time. Trying to convince him to stop like, how a friend would tell his friend to not do something super dumb. He gets increasingly angrier and manic. Soon entering ‘Captain of the Knights’ mode. Ordering him to not do something dumb as his boss. No longer acting like his friend as a sort of tough love.
That’s how I often imagined Ornstein. Someone who treats his subordinates or teammates like friends. Then if they start acting dumb, he goes into boss mode.
I don’t know why, but whenever he screams “BESTIA FEROCE!” I lose my shit.
Bestia feroce not ferose, in Italian didn't exist that word
@@giacomo7853 Sorry I spelled it out by ear lol. Fixed it.
@@thegrimcritic5494 don't worry
Please... I please you... Make Lautrec and Solaire's lore.
I Please you too
I pls you 3
XD
If you listen closely, when Artorias holds up "Great Pup Sif" It, for a brief moment, plays Sif's theme. 1:30
Nooo...
This Is shiet
I noticed! So cute 😂
Yeah I got It
how dare you to call him a pup, he is a wolf, HE IS A BEAST!
I have never tapped on a video so fast in my life
Lorenzo Petskalorenzo saaaaaaaame
1:32 even only playing 1 note, my mind immediately recognized that as Sif's theme. Goes to show how well the composers did with making each and every theme so recognizable, yet so unique
Madonna il circolo è completo XD
gian
Orion - Web Dubbing mezza youtube Italia su un video su artorias... solo perché sto figo CIÁ PUR ER LUPOH
CERTO! Non mi piace molto dark souls, ma i video di Paride mi fanno spezzare!
gian
@@OraDubStronzate2 e chi lo avrebbe mai detto di trovarti qua :)
mostra sto video pure agli altri di orion che ridete fino a domani, basta sapere IL MINIMO della trama e ridete fino a domani :)
andatevi anche a vedere il video (se non lo avete fatto) di paride di elder souls!(parla di cosa farebbero i personaggi di dark souls su skyrim)
fa morire é un vero e proprio mini film e ha fatto un milione di visual non a caso :D
Italian is such a good boasting language.
Tactical Chunder italian is excellent language for cursing.
Polish and russian is good too
@@satrio303 and portuguese too
We have like 17 curse words
RUclips italia ha Ancora dei canali su cui si puó contare. Grazie.
2:03 "a gigantic sword"
Ciaran pops up from the top
Uh-oh.
We know what she wants
Rule 34 artist: Write that down! *WRITE THAT DOWN!!!*
2:23 "MANUS! I have come to bargain"
2 years and no one has ever talked about how Ciaran shows up when Artorias mentions his big sword...
We all noticed it, but we are all too shy to make the first move, you had guts... Great for you
OK, now I really need to see a mod where the sif boss fight is just this sif with the entire theme being sung like the credits of the video.
"Are you dumb?"
"No I'm Artorias"
Lost my shit, so funny XD
TU PENSI DI SPARIRE PER MESI.
M E S I.
E TORNARE CON UN "N'DO CAZZO VAI DENTRO L'ABISSO"?
Well played, my friend.
P.s
(Mi sono pisciato addosso.)
1:51 ma nessuno vuole parlare del lupo antigravitazionale? "Cazzo che stile ragazzi"
Ah
Chu
Ma se lui ci ha un lupo puo face il cazzo que vuele con la gravita!
Cazzo che stile ragazzi, cazzo che stile ragazzi!
Vaati will approve
There is no doubt.
The forgotten part of the lore finally see the light.👍
Vaati will be jealous.
Vaati will copy this
Why does the Aussie manlet have to be brought up on every DS video?
All of the lore in Vaati's videos was figured out months beforehand, by the community - he just cashed in on it.
Swaggy N'wah he explained it for lazy af peapole that dont want to read, basically you and me xD
This video still cracks a smile on my face easily even after rewatching it in a long time.
Oh my god, new video from ThePruld! All month is better now :D
MonikaStasz
Praise the pruld 💛🙌💛
Sweet lord of sunlight, that tiny Sif is freaking precious.
Sidney Kirk is from undertale
Quelle scritte "The Pruld" erano messe così bene che dovrò rivedermi il video una seconda volta perché non ho capito un cazzo nei dialoghi
0:04 when the pizza rolls are ready
2:01 "A Big Sword" lol Ciaran
Holy shit I just saw this~ I've seen this a billion times and I just saw Ciaran. Fuck, this video just continuously brings joy to my life. I love you Paride.
Artorias... Such a chad
Ciaran :
U dont say which sword
I want to see Artorias and Ciaran Rule 34
I was literally just about to write a comment asking if anyone saw Ciaran slip through when Artorias said he had a huge sword 😂
Dude wtf 🤣
Also, thePruld is possibly Italy's greatest gift to the world.
Pink Wings i think that's plastic
it's mejo dell'eurochocolate
To the Dark Souls fanbase at the very least.
Pink Wings yeah fuck spaghetti
And the 3 episode of misadventures? :v
"I think it would be better not to"
Ornstein just summed up the entire game
I love how Sif is like a tiny stuffed animal who's only line is "Boo!"
Okay. English speaker on an Italian channel. This makes me want to learn Italian. Just to get the jokes in their original quality and play Downward(previous video on here) just to hear more of these guys! Seriously freaking hilarious! KEEP IT UP!
sadly even if you learn italian there's something more to this video. Ornstein speaks with a thick accent and lingo, that can only be learned by living in the working-class neighborhoods of Rome. that makes it sound even funnier, considering that Artoria has a perfect pronunciation and talks like a nobleman or a thespian.
"OOOHHH RUclipsRS, NDO CAZZO STA THEPRULD CHE È IL MIGLIOR CREATORE DI CONTENUTI CHE C'HO E NON LO TROVO PIUUU ??"
"EEEEEHH ME SA CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO"
"MA CHE CAZZO VOR DÌ CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO ??"
"HA FATTO IO SO THEPRULD IL MIGLIOR RUclipsR DE TUTTA RUclips, C'HO PURE LO STUDIO DE REGISTRAZIONE, MO VO DENTRO L'ABISSO E CE PORTO I CONTENUTI..CHE CAZZO NE SO IO"
"AO MA COME VOI SIETE GLI ALTRI CREATORI DI CONTENUTI, SIETE GLI ALTRI RUclipsR E ME MANDATE THEPRULD DENTRO L'ABISSO ??"
"MA NON CE L'ABBIAMO MANDATO NOI C'È ANDATO DA SOLO, HA DETTO CHE ERA ER MEGLIO, ER MEGLIO DE TUTTI ED È PARTITO, HA FATTO A QUELLI DI TWITCH HA FATTO OOHHHH IO VO DENTRO L'ABISSO MO COMINCIO A FARE LIVE"
"MA CHE CAZZO VORDÌ COMINCIO A FARE LIVE ??? MA CHE È SCEMOO ?? CHE IO C'HO LA CONNESSIONE DEMMERDA PE SEGUIRE LE LIVE...ADESSO CHE CAZZO FAMO CON THEPRULD SU TWITCH IN LIVE?"
"MA TIPO CHE TE FAI UN ABBONAMENTO PE TWITCH ? INVECE DE STA QUI AD ASPETTARE THEPRULD ?? EHHH ?"
"OH RUclipsRS ABBASSATE LA CRESTA EH, CHE VOI PORTATE CONTENUTI CHE GUARDO MA NON VE POTETE PERMETTÈ DE PARLARME EN STA MANIERA...però effettivamente fare un abbonamento a twitch non è male eh..."
"MA SI MA CHIAMATI AMOTHEPRULDEPISODIO4 CHE CAZZO TE FREGA"
"SI MA INTANTO HO PERSO THEPRULD, QUELLO CHI LO VA RIPIGLIA CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO"
"CE SO PROBLEMI PIÙ IMPORTANTI, SABAKU HA FATTO USCIRE UN VIDEO DE 2 ORE E MEZZA SULL' E3 2018"
"PURE SABAKU LOGORROICO"
"YOTOBI È SPARITO DE NUOVO DALLA CIRCOLAZIONE"
"PURE PURE"
"E SEMPRE SABAKU ANCORA DEVE FINIRE L'ANIMA OSCURA 2"
"BASTAAA...SEGUO I ME CONTRO TE"
BlindFuRy014 Ma barbascura è tipo il Nameless o cosa?
Sounds serious.
BlindFuRy014 Sei un cazzo di genio ahahahahahah
Stefano M lui è manus
BlindFuRy014 e so mesi che non esce un episodio oh
3:02 can't stop laughing
*GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!*
Its just so out of the blue
GNNAAAAAA-ivere
At this point I began to question If I was still in the ame video or if auto play suddenly ticked itself when I wasn't looking. "WTF did I just watch?" Can't even begin to descrive my reaction.
Before watching, “Oh, he used to do lore videos?”
*Two seconds in* “Yeah that makes more sense.”
'sto video ha tutto:
-attenzione ai dettagli;
-dialoghi deliziosamente assurdi;
-watermarking prudentemente fuori controllo;
-ironia genuina
ed ovviamente...
-GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ma soprattutto questo video
*C'HA PURE IL LUPO*
-C'ha anche un cazzo di lupo
Ma soprattutto il gna
The way of the dragon is truly beautiful
GNAAAAAAAA
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Even if they weren't speaking i could tell that they were italian just by the body language.
The Dab whispered it to you
0:51 This pretty much gave it away.
exactly,and it's lovely
I also got a wolf
He is Artorias
He is Cool
He has a Wolf.
But the most important...
*_He didn't came back from the Abyss._*
Ive seen this enough to know what they say without subtitles,it is beautiful day for this
*God has re-entered the server.*
Ilias A. Underrated comment
Yup that's my story in a nutshell. Except...the part where little Sif explodes. We all know wolf puppies implode.
Soul of Artorias
I'm a big fan of you artorias
And u so Cool as a humble knight would u sign my Zhiehander :) With your Brilliant Signature Aura 📃
Jack the Reaper Blood-sings to ne. Sure thing. Now where did I place my red soap stone to sign with...
Soul of Artorias
XD Rotfl...I just remembered I have a backup plan.. I have been indicted so that I get nailed by 3 Phantoms so u can bring Your other friends Artorias- Ornstein +Smough+that blind Archer (can't remember his name cause I never played the dlc ) [face smack)
Just use my gravelord sign
To give me your Autograph soap sign :p
1:22 Me explaining the situation to my parents after they spot me standing next to a girl at my school.
So relatable wtf