The Sopranos - Ralph Cifaretto Returns From Miami

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Soprano family captain Ralph Cifaretto returns from Miami and him and Tony try to figure out how to handle the Johnny Sack joke problem.

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  • @Jononutoob
    @Jononutoob 10 лет назад +5572

    "Whole family is nuts"
    Tony walks in.
    "Heeeeyyyyyy"
    Ralph was a snake. But a good earner.

    • @nickademofrost46
      @nickademofrost46 9 лет назад +324

      he was also mammas good little whooah

    • @justinlecroy6143
      @justinlecroy6143 9 лет назад +60

      evilfade He was WORSE than all of them though.

    • @dang5297
      @dang5297 9 лет назад +39

      Jononutoob what i dont get is.. when ralph orignally made that joke he was with tony as well. Not to mention, everyone else. so why does tony act all concerned on wether if ralph said anything

    • @mupsen123
      @mupsen123 9 лет назад +71

      Dan g Because he too, like everyone else, is a snake.

    • @db271295
      @db271295 5 лет назад +50

      3 million a year in construction

  • @joshschaeffer3300
    @joshschaeffer3300 4 года назад +4668

    Vito hit 100mph getting over to Janice's after hearing from Ralphie.

  • @Alex-nr4xb
    @Alex-nr4xb 7 лет назад +7170

    Ralph is pretty much the mafia version of Cartman.

    • @jackrockwell6698
      @jackrockwell6698 5 лет назад +376

      Holy shit, that’s a brilliant comparison.

    • @danonilus
      @danonilus 5 лет назад +535

      Screw you guys, i'm going Miami!

    • @Adammonte9000
      @Adammonte9000 5 лет назад +90

      Not fat enough, lol

    • @ejrosenthal
      @ejrosenthal 5 лет назад +13

      Alex Le Whoa, brilliant!

    • @ManahManah77
      @ManahManah77 5 лет назад +150

      I remember that time he cut that kids parents up at Satriales and fed them to him on a gabagool sandwich.

  • @calorgassing205
    @calorgassing205 Год назад +561

    Sarcastic to the wife even before the apology to Jonny. “Hello sweetie it’s your secret admirer” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣. This guy! Love it

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

    • @timp.9582
      @timp.9582 9 месяцев назад +26

      Ralphie was certainly charming but my word, what a psychopath he was

  • @grinchoi1
    @grinchoi1 4 года назад +562

    Lol I love how Tony knows Johnny Sac soo well. He coaches Chris and Ralphie on what to say and what not to say and they both fucked it up

    • @jimbo8743
      @jimbo8743 Год назад +25

      He liked it better when Chris waited in the car 🚙

    • @BleachCowboy2016
      @BleachCowboy2016 Год назад +20

      lmao why don't they listen to him 😂😂😂

    • @jalenr.6542
      @jalenr.6542 Год назад +18

      @@jimbo8743HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE

    • @jimbo8743
      @jimbo8743 Год назад +1

      @@jalenr.6542 😄

    • @bmac9090
      @bmac9090 9 месяцев назад +2

      Priblem was on neither occasion did actually explain his (correct) reasoning. The Chris incident is worse actually because they had the whole drive over to explain why not to talk about Carmine but he didn't.

  • @cameronjansz88
    @cameronjansz88 4 года назад +1016

    Mission Failed: You angered John Sacrimoni

  • @simle6010
    @simle6010 6 лет назад +783

    Honestly one of Tony's smartest moments. His plan was correct and very clever and Ralph fucked it up.I think Ralph actually was really impressed by Tony in this moment.

    • @nd7434
      @nd7434 Год назад +35

      it was the perfect plan but ralph always defiant to Tony just had to fuck it up lol.

    • @peterferralez3112
      @peterferralez3112 10 месяцев назад +16

      Tony really knew how to calm Johnny sack down

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@nd7434Lol I love his little exasperated look at the end of the phone call “Oh NOW you’re okay with me whacking him?!”

    • @MarcoBoneMan
      @MarcoBoneMan 10 месяцев назад +3

      At the very least he got a nice taste of his undeniable inferiority. Probably made him hate him more knowing Ralph,

  • @johnmurdoch3083
    @johnmurdoch3083 5 лет назад +754

    Ralph: Hi sweety its your secret admirer.
    Ginny: oh hi ralph.

    • @daemonblackfyre7171
      @daemonblackfyre7171 4 года назад +130

      Ralph: Hi sweety its your secret admirer.
      Ginny: oh hi candy bar stash in the laundry room.

    • @jesus4lyfe00
      @jesus4lyfe00 4 года назад +55

      Ralph: GINNY..TAKE YOUR FAT ASS UPSTAIRS AND GIVE JOHN THE PHONE..it's your secret admirer...you huuwooorrrrrrr
      Ginny: oh hi Ralph...JOOOHHHNNN...ITS RALPH
      ralph: GINNY WAIT....
      Ginny: yes what is it ralph?
      Ralph: did you hear my joke about the 90 pound mole?

    • @AlanHope2013
      @AlanHope2013 3 года назад +41

      Speaking of which: How often does Ralph call John's house that Ginny recognises his voice immediately?

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 года назад +14

      Ralph: Hi sweety its your secret admirer.
      Ginny: oh hi I'm going to tip your entire state over.

    • @zachhi89
      @zachhi89 3 года назад +3

      @@AlanHope2013 in an earlier episode Ralph paid a visit to John’s house and Ginny saw him in the backyard. So at least once they met but possibly many more times than that

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 8 лет назад +3333

    Hard to believe that mobsters could get anything done with this level of sensitivity.

    • @JinZuS
      @JinZuS 6 лет назад +298

      I would call it having huge ego

    • @thiweygulber3138
      @thiweygulber3138 5 лет назад +272

      I like woman you can grab holda something

    • @TheR3negadeMaster
      @TheR3negadeMaster 5 лет назад +132

      Thiwey Gulber there is s difference between holding something and getting lost in it all together.

    • @7777777777e
      @7777777777e 4 года назад +34

      They don't get anything done.

    • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw
      @RiggidyDiggidyRaw 4 года назад +28

      Thiwey Gulber
      Your hands will disappear

  • @djzigg3284
    @djzigg3284 8 лет назад +1919

    The one thing Tony tells him not to do and he does it. Jesus, Ralphie.

    • @mitchlucker666aaarh
      @mitchlucker666aaarh 7 лет назад +101

      dj ZIGG haha Chrissy had the same problem too... bunch of smartasses

    • @REALDEALRIPTV
      @REALDEALRIPTV 5 лет назад +35

      It's not like Ralph to be so dopey this part was just not realistic.

    • @costanzauk
      @costanzauk 4 года назад +4

      Tony knows

    • @debravalreyes2033
      @debravalreyes2033 4 года назад

      Why use a 33 hoax to explain something?

    • @ajbahus
      @ajbahus 4 года назад +7

      @@mitchlucker666aaarh "I'm sorry, T..."

  • @bumpydoo1183
    @bumpydoo1183 4 года назад +749

    “Hello sweetie, it’s your secret admirer" If this show had a laugh track it would’ve blown Seinfeld out the water.

    • @mattwarrington1
      @mattwarrington1 4 года назад +52

      The phone call to the old folks home was genius!

    • @bumpydoo1183
      @bumpydoo1183 4 года назад +17

      Matt Warrington this show was so stand alone ahead of its time it’s not even fair.

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 4 года назад +19

      God no laugh tracks are a cancer on comedy.

    • @gertrudemcfuzz74
      @gertrudemcfuzz74 3 года назад +7

      Someone should cut some of these scenes with a laugh track for shits and giggles.

    • @johngarcia5657
      @johngarcia5657 3 года назад +1

      Check out the Sopranos/ Seinfeld mash up on RUclips. It’s hilarious

  • @omerbrooklyn8716
    @omerbrooklyn8716 4 года назад +1723

    I’m surprised Johnny didn’t hear Tony’s nasal breathing

    • @crazy2720
      @crazy2720 4 года назад +16

      Hahaha im dead

    • @carminefalcone3069
      @carminefalcone3069 3 года назад +93

      Darth Vader ova here

    • @yl6442
      @yl6442 3 года назад +10

      Not on no funny shit but that’s a real thought. Like is that why Johnny ended the conversation with that tony line?

    • @FOOTBALL-ql5gp
      @FOOTBALL-ql5gp 3 года назад +1

      XD im dead

    • @ugrdursun
      @ugrdursun 3 года назад +2

      This is the funniest comment i have ever seen on sopranos youtube

  • @tonyc7301
    @tonyc7301 8 лет назад +614

    Ralph was funny but so full of shit. At 0:58 when Tony asks "How's Donny K?" (referencing Johnny Sac beating the shit out of Donnie for no reason other than Donnie was in Ralph's crew and John was mad over the joke Ralph made about Ginny) , Ralph replies "I was just asking them about that" when in fact he was joking around with Vito and Gene and making fun of Janice. His ability to think quick and lie on the spot was amazing.

    • @michaeljacobs6151
      @michaeljacobs6151 8 лет назад +30

      and he also picked up the phone and was speaking to Johnny about Ginny sack and how he never told the joke but he was lying and then changed the story and apologised when tony told him not because it would raise suspicion ,like ralph had something to apologise for, but he thought he could outwit johnny sack and he messed up and johnny knew he told the joke in the end and tony slammed the phone because he knew it would happen and that Ralph might not listen to him.
      Jesus you talk like a 5yold.

    • @weho_brian
      @weho_brian 3 года назад +12

      amazing how the show can appeal to dimwits like me yet have so much depth in the writing and story telling

    • @deJuanX
      @deJuanX 3 года назад +8

      How is instinctually lying out of fear (in the most basic way) quick and amazing?

    • @jameswilliams3001
      @jameswilliams3001 3 года назад +3

      @@deJuanX Secluded Tribes wouldn't understand how to do proper math either.

    • @FFEnt860
      @FFEnt860 3 года назад +2

      Couldn’t lie his way out of that phone call

  • @abrahamhagos7714
    @abrahamhagos7714 9 лет назад +2966

    How many times has Ralph blamed something on the wine or the coke

  • @im.tellingyou
    @im.tellingyou 6 лет назад +320

    I remember once being surprised that Ralph, usually a smart guy, would offer an apology this unconvincing. But it actually makes sense that he would be this awful at something he has never done before.

    • @praisegodpraisehim3622
      @praisegodpraisehim3622 2 года назад

      It wasn’t out of character it fit his personality stfu he was overconfident thinking he can be nice too and do it his way

    • @spencer9093
      @spencer9093 Год назад +12

      😂😂

    • @StereoMonolith1
      @StereoMonolith1 Год назад +6

      This actually makes some sense lol

  • @Lupinthe3rd.
    @Lupinthe3rd. 8 лет назад +728

    "I should have let Tony Chopp off your head" an ominous Foreboding Prediction it proved to be

    • @herebyhereby2874
      @herebyhereby2874 6 лет назад +1

      KingDT2007 wasn't a prediction

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 6 лет назад +2

      True

    • @soprano94
      @soprano94 5 лет назад +17

      @@herebyhereby2874 it was they end up burying his head

    • @ZoniN425
      @ZoniN425 4 года назад +6

      Dominique Halliway it’s foreshadowing not a prediction

    • @vahn_legaia
      @vahn_legaia 4 года назад +29

      quazimodo predicted all of this

  • @randy109
    @randy109 8 лет назад +807

    I knew from the first second that Joe Pantoliano appeared on the show that he was a big-mouthed troublemaker and was going to pay the "ultimate price" for his ill timed and ill thought bravado. But as Ralph Cifaretto I must admit that Pantoliano played the smirking freak perfectly. Just one more character that made the Sopranos one of the best shows I've ever seen in my 58 years.

    • @jchis9852
      @jchis9852 4 года назад +25

      Joey Pants manages to play Ralphie as the biggest slimeball to a T. I don't think there was any other character on the Sopranos that the audience had more contempt for than Ralph. The show had great writers coming up with the script, but it was actors like Pantoliano who really put that show on the map with their superb acting skills.

    • @davidm9618
      @davidm9618 4 года назад

      Wow you smart.

    • @christiancharles309
      @christiancharles309 4 года назад +4

      @Bles Not in Bad Boys, La Bamba, Momento, The Fugitive or the Matrix series. In Midnight Run he did.

    • @christiancharles309
      @christiancharles309 4 года назад

      @Bles not as loud as Sopranos

    • @christiancharles309
      @christiancharles309 4 года назад +4

      @Bles He was the most obnoxious in the Sopranos but he was legendary and great. Loved him in Midnight run.

  • @markothwriter
    @markothwriter 10 лет назад +1303

    I love the Ralph character because he doesn't look like the stereotype. And he's a nut.

    • @ivansorola1997
      @ivansorola1997 5 лет назад +31

      Mark ONeill ralph is like moe green from the godfather

    • @Enkarashaddam
      @Enkarashaddam 4 года назад +84

      Yeah but he sold out neo for a steak

    • @eiserneskreuz4616
      @eiserneskreuz4616 4 года назад +16

      You mean the actors? Anyway, you're obviously wrong, both the actors and the characters they played where from Naples or other southern regions. Northern Italians didn't emigrate to the US, because they weren't poor.

    • @eiserneskreuz4616
      @eiserneskreuz4616 4 года назад +17

      That is not generalization, that is a fact. Please look up Italian emigration to the USA on wikipedia. More or less the only northern Italians who set foot on America until post WW2 were Cristoforo Colombo and his people.
      Italy is culturally, socially and economically divided into the north and the south. Naples is a part of the south.
      Of course Sicilians in general look even darker than other southern Italians, if that is your point.

    • @sidetony6052
      @sidetony6052 4 года назад

      @@RiggidyDiggidyRaw neapolitans look like sicilians, what's your point?

  • @kristintyrellenns623
    @kristintyrellenns623 4 года назад +152

    I love Johnny and Ginny's relationship. They truly love and respect eachother. It's a nice contrast to Tony and Carmela's trainwreck.

    • @RevealedFilms
      @RevealedFilms 2 года назад +6

      Seemed very one sided and loveless because of her size.

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 2 года назад

      The weird part is Tony had a sexy hot milf of a wife with a big sexy booty. He's an idiot for not eating that ass regularly

    • @joshschaeffer3300
      @joshschaeffer3300 2 года назад +4

      Tony and Carmela loved each other very much which means they also could hurt each other very much. Tony was extremely self destructive and had to try and destroy anything he was afraid of losing but like Melfi told him Carmela may one day leave him but he will never leave her he is aware of how well he chose and lucky he was to have married her, if their is one thing in his life that he did well it was marrying her and having children with her but he will continue to try and make happen the very thing he fears happening which is to lose his family. We dont see a decade and a half of their marriage or anything before that Carmela loved Tony very much almost to much and set herself up for alot of pain maybe she really thought it would be different for her or he was different or she could pray for him or whatever but she didnt just marry him for money. She could have had a man with money as Carmela was an attractive woman and even more so I'm sure when she was younger I mean she wouldnt have to depend on charity or hope for a blind man or one witn a heart of gold and sympathy for her plight who could look past the outside to the inner person, she might be a little greedy and materialistic but that's like compensation for what she doesnt have and doesnt get from Tony it's not why she married him. Her being worried about what will happen to her or the kids if something happens to Tony isnt being greedy and her regretting that she didn't do more with her life to get an education or be independent and feel good about herself isnt either. As proud as she is of Meadow she is also just a bit jealous and well aware that Meadow is much closer to what she wished she was and much better chance Meadow will do things that matter whereas Carmela's kids are grown and her marriage has seen its last good days the very best to hope for is status quo and amicable relationship with Tony where they can share a meal with their kids as a family but most likely that is too much to hope for and alas it was to much to hope for. After Tony she will be ok, he took care of her and would have made sure she was taken care of he just didnt like thinking about her thinking she might be better off if something did happen to him so he didnt like her harping on him about it. He was afraid of losing them and he provided for that eventuality but he didnt so much like the thought of them being better off and he sure didnt like Carmela thinking that way or his money financing her a new love life. She might not be able to live lavishly but he wouldnt leave that on Meadow to take care of her mother and her brother Tony would never let it be said he left his family with chi chi beans or that be the last word on him and what it was all for in the end. The house alone would be worth enough to move into a condo and not worry about your next meal but she wouldnt have to do that but I would say Meadow probably made out the best of them all upon Tony's death he would make sure she never had to depend on nobody or do anything she didnt want to because of her daddy whether he was here or not basically he would make sure she wasnt like Carmela and have anyone be able to hold money over her head just like he beat up Jackie for treating Meadow the same way he treated Carmela.

    • @Eddyzz01
      @Eddyzz01 Год назад

      John was cruel, and evil as the rest of them, but he had class

  • @5280PolotheKid
    @5280PolotheKid 8 лет назад +1680

    "whole familys nuts"
    "heeeeeeeeeeey"
    ralph was such a fake slimeball lol but likeable somehow

    • @gabos7892
      @gabos7892 8 лет назад +79

      That's why he won the 2003 Emmy Award for Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

    •  7 лет назад +31

      MAMMA'S LIL HEWA.

    • @ilc3855
      @ilc3855 7 лет назад +44

      Surprised Johnny couldnt hear Tony's heavy breathing on the other end.

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 6 лет назад +39

      yeah, likeable. until he killed a pregnant woman with his bare hands.

    • @dadadannn
      @dadadannn 6 лет назад +25

      And "hows donny k"
      "i was just asking them about that"
      Really he was talking shit about the bosses sister hahahah

  • @xeraminkelvorax9110
    @xeraminkelvorax9110 3 года назад +91

    "are you denying you said it?"
    "I DID-ENT"

  • @albertdavis4035
    @albertdavis4035 9 лет назад +31

    "It's your secret admirer" Ralph may have been a piece of shit, but he was one funny piece of shit.

    • @jiggleykrowzer8768
      @jiggleykrowzer8768 9 лет назад +5

      Albert Davis Ralph Cifaretto and Gyp Rossetti would have been great friends. Fearless, vicious, monsterous, evil, hilarious, lovable.

    • @gijoey5912
      @gijoey5912 8 лет назад +3

      +Albert Davis The best was when he prank called Paulie's mom at the nursing home.

    • @5280PolotheKid
      @5280PolotheKid 8 лет назад +2

      +Jiggley Krowzer ralph woulda said a snide comment that would send gyp over the edge

  • @martinhowarth81
    @martinhowarth81 5 лет назад +109

    Love tony’s face reaction when Ralph says , “ if that’s what it takes “ 😂

  • @a1sausie453
    @a1sausie453 8 лет назад +284

    "I should've let Tony chop your head off a year ago!" I think that gave Tony an idea...

  • @TWisM009
    @TWisM009 2 года назад +224

    Tony's reaction @ 03:16 gets me everytime... 😂

  • @bobpage6597
    @bobpage6597 2 года назад +46

    The little story Ralph tells at the beginning about Janice......he went along with it willingly - he left that part out 🤣🤣

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 2 года назад +18

      bro, it was his kink all along, he just said it so that if word spread people would think Janice was the freak. What a snake.

  • @brianbernstein3826
    @brianbernstein3826 10 лет назад +150

    can you imagine if one of your friends betrayed you, spread a false rumor that you said something insanely hurtful, all to get someone to hate your guts, and YOU apologized to the person for it? that makes absolutely no sense at all... for all his business skills, Ralphie is pretty damned idiotic here

    • @APOCALYPSE_X-MEN
      @APOCALYPSE_X-MEN 9 лет назад +27

      Yep.....that's why Johnny knew he was lying. If he were innocent, Ralph would be obsessed with who was trying to smear him.

    • @deltahomicide9300
      @deltahomicide9300 5 лет назад +5

      You’ll be surprised how many successful businessmen are social retards. It’s like a weird combination of arrogance and thinking they can talk their way out of anything

    • @deltahomicide9300
      @deltahomicide9300 4 года назад

      @EPLURiBusUNUM I'm not trying to convince anyone just speaking from personal experience. I agree with you that most successful entrepreneurs know how to talk to ppl, but I notice some have a cockiness that doesn't translate well in social situations

    • @onethree6002
      @onethree6002 4 года назад

      You mean gangsters lol

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 3 года назад +2

      @@deltahomicide9300 Well put. Donald Trump, whatever happened there.

  • @glravna
    @glravna 8 лет назад +323

    "Hello sweetie, It's your secret admirer"
    Hahhahahaha! oh boy I remember watching this shit live years ago.. was pissing myself. God I miss this show.

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol 5 лет назад +10

      You were in the studio? Did you see their actual shine boxes up close?

    • @calilyricist24
      @calilyricist24 5 лет назад +2

      @@scottinbristol hahahahahaha

    • @johnsacromoni6775
      @johnsacromoni6775 3 года назад

      @@stevewilson9778 I think she recognized his sense of humor.

  • @REVIVALFitness
    @REVIVALFitness Год назад +53

    3:12 Tony's reaction is perfect. Ralph couldn't go more than 2 minutes per scene without pissing someone off.

  • @colderplasma
    @colderplasma 3 года назад +96

    Honestly this is one reason Ralph could never be boss. He just can't read the room, he would get clipped so fast.

    • @OvertheHIL524
      @OvertheHIL524 3 года назад +22

      Coming from Richie Aprile? I know you're old school but c'mon.

    • @thebaddog4104
      @thebaddog4104 3 года назад +24

      You're building Beansie that ramp

    • @vj_great551
      @vj_great551 3 года назад +1

      Fkin Manson lamps

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 3 года назад +3

      But he had the connections to New York and the ingenuity to make money and keep it coming in. Tony allowed his feelings to cripple the whole organization he was a pretty bad leader if you ask me.

    • @colderplasma
      @colderplasma 3 года назад +6

      @@Argos-xb8ek Tony was a bad leader but that doesn’t mean Ralph would’ve done any better. The guy has connections but you need more than that to be boss. Your crew have to like and respect you, he was a coke addict loose cannon, nobody would want to work with him unless someone more level headed was holding his leash.

  • @WompWompNootNoot
    @WompWompNootNoot 2 года назад +44

    0:29 Vitos face when he realises he married the wrong woman

  • @notoriousbbeg4147
    @notoriousbbeg4147 9 месяцев назад +31

    I love the subtle eyebrow raise of Tony suddenly learning that Ralph was getting advice from John a year ago, but decides to back pocket that while he tries to save Ralph from himself
    Like he's saying with his eyes "oh really? That's interesting to know"

    • @ajmairdhanoa3627
      @ajmairdhanoa3627 9 месяцев назад +12

      It's a good catch, but I'm sure Tony already knew. Remember John was the one who brokered the apology so Tony knew Ralph was talking to both sides.

  • @stephenhurstPLEB
    @stephenhurstPLEB 9 лет назад +623

    Hyman Roth sent those oranges

    • @KuriVaiM
      @KuriVaiM 9 лет назад +18

      Steve Hurst yea fits perfectly: johnny ola: "its an orange from miami"

    • @redasspepper
      @redasspepper 9 лет назад +30

      KuriVaiM the actor that plays johnny ola plays junior soprano

    • @verbplural5631
      @verbplural5631 7 лет назад +1

      I see what you did there good man.

    • @mister8800
      @mister8800 5 лет назад +7

      He'll get home and say "Carmella, I got you these"

    • @seanmartin6773
      @seanmartin6773 5 лет назад

      Nice!

  • @commentguy721
    @commentguy721 9 лет назад +647

    Tony's face at 3:17 is hysterical!

    • @ajbahus
      @ajbahus 4 года назад +76

      I love how pissed Tony would get when Ralph, Janice or Chris would do the complete opposite of what he asked them to do.

    • @molasorrosalom4846
      @molasorrosalom4846 4 года назад +11

      With Christopher it was hilarious, he specifically told him to clam up if Johhny mentioned Carmine Jr.

    • @keiclera6596
      @keiclera6596 3 года назад +7

      I know this is 5 years later, but I agree. I rewatch this scene just to see that face lol

    • @chuckstevens2672
      @chuckstevens2672 2 года назад +2

      @bruins I did t say it. Tell me who told you and I’ll put a billet in his eye

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 2 года назад +2

      My dad gave me & my brother that face the first time he trusted us to wash the car and we kept spraying each other with the hose because we were a pair of derp kids😂

  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons 4 года назад +32

    Tony was the ONLY one who knew exactly how to talk to Johnny.

    • @33moneyball
      @33moneyball 2 года назад +9

      Hence why Tony was the boss and maintained that level of power....yes he was ruthless but he was also a brilliant strategist.

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan Год назад +1

      Also because he was a boss, he realized the way John thought. It was formulaic that an apology was an admission of guilt which gives him the right within the family to take action. The way Tony said “its his word against yours” wasnt just advice, but an actual strategy of how they could’ve prevented John from being able to do anything, regardless of if he believed Ralph or not. Just like how when Chris spoke out of turn in the sit-down, Tony knew John basically forced getting upset because he could use it as an excuse to get something out of it.

  • @roryobrien3947
    @roryobrien3947 5 лет назад +202

    I love how after ralph says he's denying it john looks at Ginny weighing out her food and goes "I don't believe you" like that's what convinced him it was a believable comment to have been made lmao

    • @phortwunty
      @phortwunty 5 лет назад +73

      I see it differently. I think he looks at her and sees her trying so hard to lose weight that it snaps him out of any momentary lapse of anger he had while considering believing Ralph and he goes back to listening to his gut- deep down he knows Ralph said it. When John was talking to Tony he listed off all the different things Ginny has done and how hard she has tried to lose weight, you can sense how much he feels for his wife and how hard she is trying while getting no results. Sometimes you want to believe somebody just to make yourself feel better and squash a beef, but when he was reminded of how he feels about his wife and her weight all that went out the window and he was back to raging. John loved his wife and didn't resent her for her weight, he actually loved her more for how hard she was trying, I always thought it was a cool element of the series.

    • @ChiefJudge
      @ChiefJudge 4 года назад +5

      @John Nichols that's why he stoped protecting her.

    • @garyward5515
      @garyward5515 2 года назад

      He was thinking "yeah, that bitch is pretty fat".

    • @ChrisRedfieldsbloodline
      @ChrisRedfieldsbloodline Год назад +2

      If she hadn't been using a livestock scale, maybe he would've been more believable.

    • @mitchellhouser1572
      @mitchellhouser1572 Год назад +4

      @@phortwunty Except we all saw that the second John leaves the house she literally starts crawling on the floor and rolling around devouring candy and sweets.

  • @buddywilliams5650
    @buddywilliams5650 3 года назад +59

    I like how Tony withholds his breathing while listening on the other line.

  • @cooperanderson4609
    @cooperanderson4609 10 лет назад +428

    I guess he got tired of dealing with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence..

  • @infinightsky
    @infinightsky 8 лет назад +263

    I loved Johnny sack, he was so beautiful to her.

    • @heat4yoass
      @heat4yoass 8 лет назад +71

      +infinightsky Theres not too many guys like that. No matter how fat she was, he still loved her with all his heart. Truly stand up guy right there.

    • @betrousaltaweel
      @betrousaltaweel 8 лет назад +7

      +infinightsky Its a good job she was beautiful to her, she wasn't beautiful to anyone else.

    • @rosecosey5544
      @rosecosey5544 8 лет назад +18

      +ben1349 Neither are you.

    • @Schmoityface
      @Schmoityface 7 лет назад +20

      And never kept a goomah, either.

    • @WinslowLeach1974
      @WinslowLeach1974 6 лет назад +8

      Johnny Sack was "Shallow Hal" while hypnotized.

  • @MultiMrMiles
    @MultiMrMiles 8 лет назад +473

    Johny Sack has the best clothing style! italian class

    • @PokeYourEyez
      @PokeYourEyez 6 лет назад +22

      He also cried like a little girl when he got arrested too. Might tell you something

    • @AndyinMTL
      @AndyinMTL 6 лет назад +2

      amen

    • @2linepass1
      @2linepass1 6 лет назад +25

      Mikey Palmice had the best style

    • @PokeYourEyez
      @PokeYourEyez 5 лет назад +2

      Cj Taylor Oh okay. Jesus bro. It’s a show. Not that serious. You know the writers told him to cry like a little girl.

    • @francoochoa3176
      @francoochoa3176 5 лет назад +4

      Patsy had the best style, he kept it straight in every scene he was in

  • @Raining345
    @Raining345 3 года назад +32

    This shows how well Tony knows Johnny Sack. He knew that Johnny was provoking the shit out Ralph by calling him names in order to get him to cave. He also knew what was coming when John asked "oh, so you're apologizing?". If Ralph had listened to Tony here then I think the situation would've calmed down.

    • @jeremiahanderson614
      @jeremiahanderson614 3 года назад +3

      If he got mad and said "fuck no, I'm not apologizing for shit, stop being a gossip girl and be a man"

    • @billymarino4452
      @billymarino4452 Год назад +4

      Plus Johnny only heard the joke from Paulie. If Ralph held his ground, Johnny in a calmer state may of concluded something like "well Paulie is pretty pissed at Tony and the crew, so maybe he is telling me a lie about Ralph." He knew Paulie was pretty jealous of Ralph and it's not like Johnny heard the joke from multiple people. And Paulie was in jail at the time, so Johnny knows Paulie didn't hear the joke directly.

  • @GameBang666
    @GameBang666 5 лет назад +34

    All he had to say was "I'm not going to apologize for something i didn't say John"

  • @BrazenBlountsNetwork
    @BrazenBlountsNetwork 9 лет назад +229

    Lol everything he said Janice wanted him to do he did and enjoyed

    • @A.C31
      @A.C31 9 лет назад +87

      Lol. As you know, he was covering his butt (no pun intended) in case Janice was talking about it.

    • @romans8024
      @romans8024 5 лет назад +10

      It was disrespect towards Tony's frontyard. Ralph was taking chances with Tony.

    • @plus_sign
      @plus_sign 2 года назад +1

      surprised no one noted this yet, such a good detail

    • @RedemptioINN
      @RedemptioINN 2 года назад +3

      Plus Sign what's a good detail? That Ralph takes the opportunity to pin it all on Janice? Seems pretty straightforward. I love the sopranos but the ppl that glorify every piece of dialogue or think there's 16 layers to every scene needs to touch grass😂

  • @jpdlg1003
    @jpdlg1003 5 лет назад +84

    Ralph is the second best character of the entire show, I couldn’t believe when they killed him. And what a great fucking performance by Joe Pantoliano by the way

    • @andyusfca
      @andyusfca 2 года назад

      Because the actor was really doing coke on the set!

    • @RevealedFilms
      @RevealedFilms 2 года назад +2

      @@andyusfca that would be James Gandolfini. They thought he might die at one point.

    • @howardmctroy3303
      @howardmctroy3303 2 года назад +1

      Having Ralphie around for so long would've been realistic. Someone as volatile and vulgar as him was living on borrowed time.

    • @steveshutt6409
      @steveshutt6409 2 года назад

      @@RevealedFilms that was more from the beef and sausage Tony ate by the car load.

  • @jcab404
    @jcab404 11 лет назад +59

    As much as I appreciate the regular actors on the Sopranos, the Ralph and Richie characters added so much to this series! Amazing acting by both of these actors.

  • @michelewitt2285
    @michelewitt2285 3 года назад +20

    Omg the part with tony making a fist at Ralph .. it was everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshgrant824
      @joshgrant824 2 года назад +2

      I can't stop replaying that part 😂😂😂😂

  • @Gehlhaus1
    @Gehlhaus1 3 года назад +31

    "Hello sweetie it's your secret admirer" LOLOL Gets me EVERYTIME.

  • @heroedeleyenda05
    @heroedeleyenda05 2 года назад +12

    Thinking about this more, i can see why Jonny sack took the insult so personally...
    Ralphie was supposed to be his main "inside guy" in the soprsno crew, not only did he potentially saved his life, he also manipulated tony into making a capo. (He did this for selfish reasons but Ralphie doesn't know that)
    And after all of that he finds out that Ralphie is insulting him behind his back.
    He must have felt as betrayed as when paulie found out jonnhy sack lied to him.
    Unfortunately for jonny sack, no one else knows about the secret bond between him and Ralphie, so no one understands why he is so angry about it.

  • @windtalker4191
    @windtalker4191 5 лет назад +7

    Johnny Sack already knows how Ralph talks bad about his own boss, but smiles in Tony's face. He never was going to believe Ralph's denial.

  • @relivethesplendor9302
    @relivethesplendor9302 6 месяцев назад +2

    I freaking LOVE that John was so committed to honoring Ginnie and held her on such a pedestal

  • @17donhol
    @17donhol 3 года назад +30

    Surprised he didnt start quoting GLADIATOR immediately as he walked in to the place

  • @Adarkane325xi
    @Adarkane325xi Год назад +25

    This story arc never ceases to amaze me. It’s some real schoolyard shit. “He called my girlfriend fat, now i must defend her honor,” lmao.

  • @hectorfrausto9705
    @hectorfrausto9705 4 года назад +60

    "hello sweety it's your secret admirer" - lmao gets me every time

  • @FTW54
    @FTW54 4 года назад +68

    the more times you watch the sopranos through, the funnier it gets - to the point where its almost just one dark comedy

    • @mikef6063
      @mikef6063 2 года назад +9

      That’s what it is

  • @tupelomississippiflash968
    @tupelomississippiflash968 9 лет назад +486

    Ginny is so big , when she goes camping , the Bears run and hide there shineboxes!!

    • @lohancindy5442
      @lohancindy5442 8 лет назад +9

      You won

    • @handbanana7738
      @handbanana7738 8 лет назад +1

      Well, how many shineboxes do we have to dig up to find pieces of +greg gregson?

    • @muscleman9299
      @muscleman9299 8 лет назад

      +Hand Banana wana pump?

    • @ilivekajol
      @ilivekajol 7 лет назад +4

      her blood type is ragu

    • @MoeGreensRightEye
      @MoeGreensRightEye 7 лет назад +12

      Ginny is so fat that she is way above the recommended weight for her height!

  • @ADDrecords
    @ADDrecords 2 года назад +5

    Johnny and Ginny remind me of my grandparents Konnie and Gracie lol. Grandpa was German, but grandma was a chubby little Italian. Beautiful woman inside and out. God, I miss her (them) every day.

  • @niellin5161
    @niellin5161 Год назад +15

    Tony's reaction at 3:17 Is why The Sopranos Is sooo good 😂😂😂

  • @josephtelegen8754
    @josephtelegen8754 4 года назад +8

    When Ralphie actually has the gall to flirt with Jenny on the phone. When Tony mimes punching Ralphie in the face. This show was amazing.

  • @kar12894
    @kar12894 9 лет назад +61

    "come on ralph..i was sittin right there..." LMAO

    • @trevmac8362
      @trevmac8362 9 лет назад +15

      And Tony was laughing as hard as anyone

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 9 лет назад +8

      +Trev Mac He had a smirk, but "Whoa! That's the guy's wife!" in my book, doesn't count as laughing!

    • @trevmac8362
      @trevmac8362 9 лет назад

      sure it does

    • @kar12894
      @kar12894 9 лет назад +13

      Let's just say that Tony was "trying" to be neutral in that situation.

  • @DJWolfie_MegaMixer
    @DJWolfie_MegaMixer 4 года назад +29

    "Whole family is nuts". A second later.. Heyyyyyyyyyyyy with hugs and kisses.

  • @InfamousMedia
    @InfamousMedia 8 лет назад +105

    3:16 tony's reaction ahahahaha

  • @kdub4318
    @kdub4318 4 года назад +9

    So interesting how Tony knew an apology would make it worse. He knows the Mob Boss mentality.

  • @neil2905
    @neil2905 7 лет назад +6

    "hi jinnie, put down the grub for two fuckin seconds and put john boy on the horn."

  • @carllange4297
    @carllange4297 3 года назад +14

    Johnny Sacks even dresses cool around the house

  • @blackkapmorris9404
    @blackkapmorris9404 3 года назад +12

    The way Ralphie smells the orange while talking to Anthony it’s such good acting.

  • @rickyricardo1605
    @rickyricardo1605 7 лет назад +12

    I love how tony barges in right after ralph gets done insulting his whole family, I wonder if he was listening from outside through the door? there are several of these instances throughout this series.

  • @makani9004
    @makani9004 5 лет назад +9

    lol, I love Tony's face when Ralph says he'll apologize, he just wanted to sock him so badly.

  • @jeffstell9146
    @jeffstell9146 2 года назад +6

    3:18 - that look of fury on Tony and the fist clenched. He wanted to punch a hole in Ralphie's face right there 😂

  • @VarunKumar-cb5hm
    @VarunKumar-cb5hm 3 года назад +4

    Its amazing to know how well Tony knows his freind jonny. Knew exactly what not to say to help with conflict resolution.
    Just like Christopher during the dinner.
    I love this.

  • @jorgevazquez654
    @jorgevazquez654 Год назад +15

    Ralph is a one-man show. A joker, victim, intimidator, aggressor. You name it.

  • @420MariaN
    @420MariaN 9 лет назад +114

    "There was a lot of wine that night"

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 5 лет назад +6

      A lot of wine=A lot of shineboxes

    • @IamtheDesperado
      @IamtheDesperado 4 года назад +2

      @@nuckymancini7013 a lot of wine = a lot of cocaine

  • @CT-pi2gl
    @CT-pi2gl 3 года назад +7

    Ralph looking at Tony during the awkward silences - a complete unfeeling psycho looking for guidance on what a real person with feelings might say.

  • @bagioo3214
    @bagioo3214 4 года назад +24

    "George Hamilton !!!!"

  • @5eurocups2005
    @5eurocups2005 4 года назад +3

    Ralph dressed like Sonny Crockett 😎🌴

  • @4776yankee
    @4776yankee 10 лет назад +125

    even though Tony tried to un-fuck this whole mess, seeing as how he didnt, maybe Uncle junior really was right, Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete...

  • @socomply5963
    @socomply5963 3 года назад +13

    Never fails to make me smile the way John and Ginny seem actually in love 20 something years later. A fucking breath of fresh air knowing all the infidelity that goes down on the show.

  • @mrfrankcastle083
    @mrfrankcastle083 5 лет назад +23

    1:58
    There's a sound you don't hear any more.
    3:35 too.

  • @a70001400xify
    @a70001400xify 2 года назад +14

    Tony clenching his fist quietly is so fucking funny. 3:17

  • @amirhomesrealtyinc5301
    @amirhomesrealtyinc5301 3 года назад +8

    I dont remember saying anything about Ginny
    Come on Ralph, I was sittin right there

  • @ttmike42
    @ttmike42 3 года назад +13

    Ralph never had the makings of a varsity negotiator.

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 5 лет назад +35

    ‘Whole family’s nuts.’
    Tony walks in
    ‘Heeeeyyyyyyy!’

  • @ValHemi265
    @ValHemi265 2 года назад +7

    "Whole families nuts..."
    Knock knock knock: "ayyyyyyyyyy!"
    Dropballs lol

  • @coolguy02536
    @coolguy02536 4 года назад +31

    Every time Tony is "on his way" he shows up seconds later.

  • @yassineazed5448
    @yassineazed5448 4 года назад +13

    3:02 tony face is hillarious

  • @JavaoftheLava
    @JavaoftheLava 3 года назад +9

    Tony's silenced gesturing is awesome lol

  • @markgallagher3962
    @markgallagher3962 2 года назад +9

    Ralph hanging himself with the telephone cord. Fantastic.

  • @garykirby1666
    @garykirby1666 4 года назад +13

    I love how two faced almost every character is in this show. Very real. Someone once said that The Sopranos is a Realistic Soap Opera. It's actually a very good description. Gandolfini was great.

  • @edinscot56789
    @edinscot56789 3 года назад +3

    Ralphie was right, the whole Sopranos family *WAS* nuts! Well, maybe except the youngest sister but we don't see enough of her on-screen to tell

  • @swamp9136
    @swamp9136 7 лет назад +7

    Ralph was such a tool. His ability to earn kept him alive far longer than he should have lived. Loved watching the life leave his eyes.

    • @DH-xh3pg
      @DH-xh3pg 5 лет назад +1

      Most satisfying murder in the entire show. Even more so than Phil Leotardo.

  • @CrisisGuildWOW
    @CrisisGuildWOW 2 года назад +2

    See that smile creep across Vito's face when Ralph told was Janice wanted to do to him?

  • @thethomasj1795
    @thethomasj1795 3 года назад +8

    Keeping her in Devil Dogs is hilarious.

  • @isabelbeckerman9226
    @isabelbeckerman9226 3 года назад +5

    3:24 John - " I should have let Tony chopped your head off a year ago." The irony behind Johnny Sack's smackdown is a chilling premonition of Cifaretto's unfortunate end that will take place in his bathtub.

  • @TG-ld8hl
    @TG-ld8hl 2 года назад +5

    Dude, Joey Pants was throwing like 99 on this show. Can’t imagine anyone else playing this part as well as him

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 Год назад +3

    Ralphie was one of the best characters on the show.

  • @toneill4
    @toneill4 11 лет назад +4

    This is what made tony a great boss. He was just more street smart than everyone else; knew the right play in every situation.

  • @Somerset976
    @Somerset976 Год назад +1

    That snatching of the phone of Ralphs hand though😂😂😂😂...

  • @midnightsun2085
    @midnightsun2085 5 лет назад +8

    Holy crap, just imagine if John did tell Tony it was Paulie...holy crap! I could not even begin to imagine.

    • @rustykuntz94
      @rustykuntz94 4 года назад +3

      In the final season when Tony & Paulie go out on Beansie's boat in FLA T hints he knows it was Paulie who told Johnny about the Fat joke

    • @westham118
      @westham118 3 года назад +1

      Grapevine, Ton’. I dont know? 🤟🏻☝🏻👉🏻

  • @kieferclarkf1674
    @kieferclarkf1674 2 месяца назад +1

    One of my favorite Tony moments is him coaching Ralph on the phone and getting mad at him. It’s one of those rare times where Tony just seems like a normal guy with good intentions.

  • @thirdeyeindoctrine
    @thirdeyeindoctrine 11 лет назад +4

    Ralph to me, personally was the most humorous character. Corrado a close second with Paulie right behind him.

  • @FRODIII
    @FRODIII 4 года назад +12

    It always pissed me off that paulie was never caught conspiring with johnny sack! Tony suspected it but never did anything about it...