Every Cuphead Boss Ranked Easiest to Hardest!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @ObsidianMadness
    @ObsidianMadness  6 лет назад +5866

    I love you Albino.
    In a non-sexual way.
    Probably.

    • @bropressaltf4985
      @bropressaltf4985 6 лет назад +64

      ObsidianMan I love black and white people

    • @camilaperdomo7359
      @camilaperdomo7359 6 лет назад +15

      Hoo - Die of a grown up amp a grown man in my life and now I cannot is a good night 😴 is was the day I can play this game up to the game and really play r I you know what I you want to do you want me to do a little more stuff to you please I I’m

    • @somedumbass7825
      @somedumbass7825 6 лет назад +8

      ObsidianMadman it’s a bull not a devil

    • @lornadavis50
      @lornadavis50 6 лет назад +9

      ObsidianMadman 15:39 Asdfmovie reference ?

    • @NashTheBlade
      @NashTheBlade 6 лет назад +2

      I love you too, Obsidian, no homo

  • @dxgames1428
    @dxgames1428 4 года назад +2749

    "And finally at number 34, I mean rule 1, I mean number 1: Cala Maria"

    • @manonthemoonx
      @manonthemoonx 4 года назад +191

      That's creative...

    • @thebritishgamer1383
      @thebritishgamer1383 4 года назад +93

      Dr Kahls robot took me 3 hours whilst Cala Maria took me less than half an hour like 5 attempts and I even played Dr Kahls Robot with a friend

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 года назад +48

      The British Gamer
      Doesn’t playing the game with a friend increase the bosses health?

    • @thebritishgamer1383
      @thebritishgamer1383 4 года назад +12

      ElfSam yeah but my friend hasn’t played Cuphead before....

    • @kim_j0n_sp00n2
      @kim_j0n_sp00n2 4 года назад +21

      I haven’t gotten to the casino yet but out of all the bosses I’ve played on normal difficulty, iron giant is the hardest.

  • @vibe838
    @vibe838 5 лет назад +2453

    what i learned from this video: this guy loves bashing the french military

    • @branstanimo
      @branstanimo 5 лет назад +69

      And he loves hitting the retry button faster than he can throw is keyboard across the room

    • @alphadoughnut2651
      @alphadoughnut2651 5 лет назад +5

      BranStan I do that because I don’t want to see how close I got

    • @gbj0107
      @gbj0107 5 лет назад +1

      Bit true

    • @joj8239
      @joj8239 5 лет назад +6

      Here's wat I learned!
      : Goopy le Grande: he uses spread in final phase even though chaser is recommended!
      :The Root Pack: Nothing
      Cagney Carnation: He does not know swing u sinners! He says roundabout will play an important role in general when he gets to Wener Werman he does not uses roundabout!

    • @dreamowner
      @dreamowner 5 лет назад

      So did Germany

  • @TheGoombaFromNowhere
    @TheGoombaFromNowhere 4 года назад +2098

    This guy: *puts the devil near the beginning of the list*
    Me: I can’t get past the damn flower!

    • @floweyfangirl69420
      @floweyfangirl69420 4 года назад +73

      * Flowey liked your comment.

    • @figgler
      @figgler 4 года назад +12

      me neither

    • @brots3
      @brots3 4 года назад +13

      No not the flower

    • @CookieGamingPlays
      @CookieGamingPlays 4 года назад +43

      Ngl, the flower is kinda easy
      For me, at least

    • @jamiehasligma8110
      @jamiehasligma8110 4 года назад +48

      I can’t get passed the dragon who is like 9th on the list but I killed Wally warbles pretty fast who is 2nd on the list

  • @gabestewart2278
    @gabestewart2278 3 года назад +1125

    I thought Captain Brineybeard was one of the easier bosses. I recognized his patterns a lot faster than some of these other bosses that were ranked as easier

    • @simoncox458
      @simoncox458 3 года назад +39

      Yeah, the tough part about ranking these is that most of them, aside from the first 3 or 4, most people have different challenges. I like Brineybeard was kind of easy and super fun, but apparently not everyone feels that way

    • @gabebish8575
      @gabebish8575 3 года назад +27

      For some reason I thought I wrote this and panicked

    • @mafuu432
      @mafuu432 3 года назад

      @@gabebish8575 haha

    • @cannibalisticbiscuit9722
      @cannibalisticbiscuit9722 3 года назад +3

      Agreed. I had a lot of fun with Brineybeard

    • @lukehand9160
      @lukehand9160 3 года назад

      Same

  • @LionmaneElsie08
    @LionmaneElsie08 3 года назад +561

    “Parry this and parry that”
    Me: “fuck that, all I care about is getting through any of these bosses alive!”

  • @CasenWAV3
    @CasenWAV3 4 года назад +649

    When me and my brother were fighting Ribby and Croaks I said "look out he's a wind turbine" and we laughed harder than we should have

    • @markivanovic4954
      @markivanovic4954 4 года назад +25

      Those are the best times :)

    • @rubybolt3654
      @rubybolt3654 3 года назад +16

      Wholesome 100

    • @mobukkt.13
      @mobukkt.13 2 года назад +10

      I had to pass the game by myself, since I have a switch lite so I can’t play with my friends, and I don’t have siblings so-
      🥲

    • @GhostPandaStorm
      @GhostPandaStorm 2 года назад +4

      "Uh oh, it's about to go down now!"

    • @davidyeets5743
      @davidyeets5743 2 года назад +4

      2v2
      *N O I C E*

  • @gamezbrozplax703
    @gamezbrozplax703 6 лет назад +3632

    number 2.5... the tutorial
    me: it can't be that hard
    me later: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Edit: ... Its a joke

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 6 лет назад +184

      Number 15
      Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you’d want on your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer posted a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of Burger King foot lettuce. With this statement, “This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.” Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that’s even worse.

    • @Kma04nda
      @Kma04nda 6 лет назад +10

      TRUE

    • @mrwoopdooper6051
      @mrwoopdooper6051 6 лет назад +6

      Really?!!🤣

    • @SiriJohnson1
      @SiriJohnson1 6 лет назад +2

      Oh

    • @login2730
      @login2730 6 лет назад +6

      What? How is the tutorial difficult

  • @vibez_onlinee0058
    @vibez_onlinee0058 3 года назад +39

    “He seems to put the yellow one at the front but leaves the pink last
    That’s racist” bruh that line killed me, I’m literally an angel now

  • @Kaymula
    @Kaymula 4 года назад +683

    Me: try’s to get advice for the devil
    Him: don’t suck at dodging

    • @amso7169
      @amso7169 4 года назад +31

      Use twin heart, super 2, spread shot, and charge shot. Use charge on phase 1, and feel free to dish out specials, since you won’t be at risk of not having enough for a super at the end. Switch to spread for the last 3 phases, and simply focus on dodging and shooting. Conserve specials as you want full cards for the final phase. When phase 4 comes, use the super immediately and dish out the most possible damage while doing so. Dying at the final phase is awful, which is why you really wanna make sure you don’t let it happen.

    • @mysteriuh.
      @mysteriuh. 4 года назад +8

      It’s true tbh

    • @coaldrivr
      @coaldrivr 3 года назад

      I just used spread shot and beat him on my 2nd try

    • @msmramonc
      @msmramonc 3 года назад +7

      How to beat Cuphead easily:
      *Don't Die*

    • @thenorfnonly3486
      @thenorfnonly3486 3 года назад

      Only someone who sucks at dodging would complain

  • @ReidDoesSpeed
    @ReidDoesSpeed 7 лет назад +2004

    Back in my day we beat hard video games with cheat codes
    Edit: My magnum opus

  • @thenecromancer4113
    @thenecromancer4113 5 лет назад +390

    “If I had a penny for every time I used milk blast only to get hit my his damn swinging head, I could be on Ducktales.”
    Gosh try to top that quote.

    • @ballstapler3754
      @ballstapler3754 4 года назад +16

      The Necromancer ok I will
      “If I had a penny for everytime I used milk blast just to get hot by his fat fuckin swinging head, I could give it to everyone homeless person on the earth instead of diving into it like a professional swimmer.”

    • @Relltherippa
      @Relltherippa 4 года назад +2

      The Necromancer what?

    • @galliumn8684
      @galliumn8684 4 года назад +4

      Cross Gang nigga go back to reddit

    • @hammerman3498
      @hammerman3498 4 года назад +3

      Ok if I had a penny for every time I used milk blast only to get hit by his damn swinging head I could be out debt,stop the irs from chasing me and won’t be wanted in 27 states

    • @thenecromancer4113
      @thenecromancer4113 4 года назад +1

      @@hammerman3498 y'all it's a joke, don't prove me wrong plz.

  • @sirezxch
    @sirezxch 4 года назад +74

    In sally stageplay, To dodge the big wave, You notice that every big wave spawns right after an meteor spawns? You basically keep shooting the meteor until it opens up, And there's a star in there. Wait until the wave comes and then parry the star and avoid the wave with the parry jump boost.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 года назад +4

      You can also parry and then dash. If your timing is right, you can barely scrape by.

    • @Wyrmington
      @Wyrmington 2 года назад +8

      Me: hehe smoke dash go brrrrrr

    • @mikegamikega
      @mikegamikega Год назад +1

      Or you can just go in with smoke dash because it’s incredibly useful for the hardest phase of the fight.

  • @creativestudios9485
    @creativestudios9485 6 лет назад +992

    Easiest to hardest
    - The Root Pack
    - Goopey the Grand
    - Ribby and Croaks
    - Cagney Cargnation
    -Hilda Berg
    - Baroness von bon bon
    - Beppi the clown
    - Wally Warbles
    - Grim Matchstick
    - Djimmi the great
    - Captin Brineybeard
    - Warner Warbles
    - The Phantom express
    -Cala Maria
    - Sally Stageplay
    - Dr.Kahls Robot
    - Rumor Honey Bottems
    - The Devil
    - King Dice
    - The Tutorial

    • @gleen9843
      @gleen9843 6 лет назад +23

      Creative Studios where’s Goopy?

    • @creativestudios9485
      @creativestudios9485 6 лет назад +15

      Oops

    • @freakingoutwolf7487
      @freakingoutwolf7487 5 лет назад +30

      King dice is simple, stand behind his hand (unless you count mini bosses but they are still easy)

    • @pyro1366
      @pyro1366 5 лет назад +33

      How is rumor honey bottoms harder than dr.kahls robot it took me three day to beat him and I beat rumor honey bottoms on my first try.

    • @pyro1366
      @pyro1366 5 лет назад +27

      But the tutorial is the hardest in all of the game

  • @theprofessionalnoob4371
    @theprofessionalnoob4371 5 лет назад +675

    2:35 “Ribby and Croaks is the 4th easiest boss”
    Me who gets tigers every 5 seconds: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @darwinthedog1175
    @darwinthedog1175 4 года назад +199

    14:45 I don’t knowing but I like the way he said “Beppi is now a balloon”

    • @immaturealchemist6135
      @immaturealchemist6135 4 года назад +11

      I agree. Apparently there’s some term for what you mean. When someone says something that gives another person pleasure. Because of the twang or accent they say it in. I don’t know what though

    • @simplylemonade9056
      @simplylemonade9056 4 года назад +1

      Immature Alchemist asmr?

    • @tarinachow8779
      @tarinachow8779 3 года назад

      I think he says it cuz it’s absol craycray

  • @Subject98
    @Subject98 4 года назад +88

    Grim Matchstick is underrated, and I thought the root pack was much easier than the bouncing slime. There's more need to dash and position yourself so you don't get crushed, and the telegraphs for where he will land after jumps aren't very clear at first.

    • @bengal_tiger1984
      @bengal_tiger1984 2 года назад

      I concur with this!

    • @toddlindsay8846
      @toddlindsay8846 11 месяцев назад

      He’s not too tough. The only thing I don’t like Matchstick’s is the damn iClouds! They constantly move and sometimes make you airball your jumps. Third stage is easy: just don’t shoot the fire orbs he shoots, otherwise they’ll split into four flames!

  • @philyoung9980
    @philyoung9980 4 года назад +260

    “The less than memorable onion”
    Uh, yeah. No wonder why he’s crying.

    • @dekokiri9961
      @dekokiri9961 4 года назад +5

      So true

    • @benjaminsmith4976
      @benjaminsmith4976 3 года назад

      Sorry had you not done

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      @benjaminsmith4976 3 года назад

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  • @ciaranpatrick6859
    @ciaranpatrick6859 6 лет назад +123

    Cala Maria is one of my favorite bosses. In my opinion, the difficulty isn’t too bad and the music is amazing. I also really like her attacks in the first phase. Don’t forget to mention she
    U L T R A T H I C C

    • @joec2892
      @joec2892 6 лет назад +1

      S H E I S.

    • @alangregory4340
      @alangregory4340 6 лет назад +2

      14/10. Very.

    • @lewisgoodby6987
      @lewisgoodby6987 6 лет назад +1

      Sheri Rose l

    • @pcvrisepic
      @pcvrisepic 5 лет назад +1

      Sub

    • @freakingoutwolf7487
      @freakingoutwolf7487 5 лет назад +1

      I beat her simple mode in 3 tries I think
      I also stone gaze in first phase can be dodged but doing nothing which sounds dangerous as the eels can hit you so you should hope the next eel attack is parry

  • @sarahni
    @sarahni 4 года назад +293

    "You just have to keep calm"
    Me, in an absolute panic at every boss I face: ok! :D

  • @dinodude8899
    @dinodude8899 4 года назад +15

    “Rock Aries has been retired for expert mode. Leaving you to face Evil Gemios first and Flame Sagitario second.”
    Dude. I love you. I ADORE Beyblade’s Metal series!

    • @domnulandi26
      @domnulandi26 3 года назад

      bruh that's taurus not aries

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 3 года назад

      @@domnulandi26 dude, that’s what he called the bull constellation.

  • @ryanator7935
    @ryanator7935 5 лет назад +510

    2:18 Did I miss the Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns turned into a flower or something?

    • @redtoad6559
      @redtoad6559 5 лет назад +7

      Yes but no

    • @starscape2030
      @starscape2030 5 лет назад +12

      @@redtoad6559 ya had one job
      its "well yes, but actually no."

    • @haileyt1477
      @haileyt1477 5 лет назад +1

      I knew it was secretly Mr. Burns

    • @TheGoombaFromNowhere
      @TheGoombaFromNowhere 4 года назад +1

      Thank god im not the only person who thought that

  • @crazyz1135
    @crazyz1135 4 года назад +632

    My favorite boss is Werman or as I like to call him "Ze Rat"

  • @castawaynoob2444
    @castawaynoob2444 4 года назад +648

    That moment when Hilda Berg is harder than the literal devil-

    • @Scoromi_
      @Scoromi_ 3 года назад +10

      I dont want to press like in this comment. Its stuck at 69

    • @stillformingg
      @stillformingg 3 года назад +5

      Reddit nerd

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 3 года назад +29

      King dice is the hardest boss for me, I suck at parrying

    • @tuckerprefersgmail7084
      @tuckerprefersgmail7084 3 года назад +7

      I beat her first try idk how

    • @overcooked_cerial6849
      @overcooked_cerial6849 3 года назад +4

      The devil was harder to s rank for me

  • @tekd2500
    @tekd2500 2 года назад +5

    This is my favorite RUclips video of all time and I frequently come back to this. Your style is so unique and I love how witty you are.

  • @tignarita
    @tignarita 5 лет назад +574

    I got a Cuphead ad for the switch on this, and I thought it was apart of the actual video.

    • @joshymoe6827
      @joshymoe6827 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @zoelindwall637
      @zoelindwall637 5 лет назад +1

      Tignarita :P some of harder cuphead bosses are easier on the switch version .

    • @replix4417
      @replix4417 5 лет назад +1

      Ha

    • @Bellsaur
      @Bellsaur 5 лет назад +1

      @Fluffykawaicat The Wolf my joke... :( lol

    • @Bellsaur
      @Bellsaur 5 лет назад +1

      @Fluffykawaicat The Wolf lol i subbed to you because the joke :)

  • @GoonCartoons
    @GoonCartoons 4 года назад +958

    very dope
    i never got that far

  • @Cookie-ct1fn
    @Cookie-ct1fn 6 лет назад +275

    Who likes the mr.king dice song

    • @Tribal__Chief
      @Tribal__Chief 6 лет назад +6

      I'm mista king dice

    • @tariqware6022
      @tariqware6022 6 лет назад +8

      @@Tribal__Chief "Im the greatest in the land"... I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man!

    • @jameshanncock9848
      @jameshanncock9848 6 лет назад

      Me

    • @jamesnolan2134
      @jamesnolan2134 6 лет назад +2

      I’m mister king dice
      The gayest frying pan

    • @videogamemusic2962
      @videogamemusic2962 6 лет назад +1

      I get depressed when I watch speed runners because they run out of the room on "mr king".

  • @polt3732
    @polt3732 3 года назад +29

    Can we just appreciate that this guy beat every boss on expert 😔👊

    • @paigelux4819
      @paigelux4819 3 года назад +1

      just buyed the game: (HOW DO YOU EVEN UNLOCK IT??)

    • @polt3732
      @polt3732 3 года назад

      @@paigelux4819 ?

    • @mryeetmyparakeet4004
      @mryeetmyparakeet4004 3 года назад

      @@paigelux4819 you have to beat the game first, then you unlock expert

    • @beeluarts_ng
      @beeluarts_ng 2 года назад +1

      and s-ranked them

  • @katiecaperton28
    @katiecaperton28 5 лет назад +160

    “Cuphead bosses from easiest to hardest”
    Me:There is an easy boss?

    • @flameowo6134
      @flameowo6134 4 года назад +5

      Katie Caperton
      goopy le grAnde

    • @davidc.
      @davidc. 4 года назад +1

      90% of them

    • @invdonnelly
      @invdonnelly 4 года назад +6

      @@flameowo6134 same but for me root pack was easier

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 4 года назад

      Goopy

    • @DrizzyGames
      @DrizzyGames 4 года назад

      @@invdonnelly I first tried goopy on a second playthrough, I haven't completed the game though don't get me wrong lol

  • @multiverseman4017
    @multiverseman4017 4 года назад +95

    Fun fact about the fight w/ King Dice:
    (I learned this from Jacksepticeye)
    It IS in fact possible to get BEHIND the hand that releases the cards. Ya just gotta be near where his hand will land and dash.

  • @notskxllbxnny
    @notskxllbxnny 6 лет назад +126

    Now, number 34- i mean rule 1- i MEAN NUMBER 1

    • @fluffboi4039
      @fluffboi4039 5 лет назад +8

      NUMBER 15
      BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE... THE LAST THING YOU'D EVER WANT IN BURGER KING IS FOOT LETTUCE

    • @Severiel2
      @Severiel2 5 лет назад +1

      I refuse to like this comment as it is at 69 likes

    • @hirjimaulidy
      @hirjimaulidy 5 лет назад +2

      You must be see a lot of images of rule 34

    • @momisherenow.6795
      @momisherenow.6795 5 лет назад +1

      When he upchucks teen titans go episo- I MEAN garbage at you.

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 5 лет назад

      No kidding, at least he's self aware! :p

  • @Rainy_jay8876
    @Rainy_jay8876 2 года назад +6

    I love how you didn’t just rank the fights and say why you did so, but also gave tips on how to make it a little easier! Amazing vid 😊

  • @strideryourself
    @strideryourself 5 лет назад +33

    “Nutrition Nazi” “Her nose is rivaled only by Pearl’s” “This skeleton deserves to be in a meat grinder” “He’ll start yelling something that google translate told me means ‘Get off my lawn’”
    “The 1930’s Mojo Jojo” “Especially when he starts up-chucking Teen Titans Go Episodes I mean garbage”
    -ObsidianMadman, 2017

    • @invdonnelly
      @invdonnelly 4 года назад +1

      DON'T FORGET
      "And finally #34, i mean rule 1, i mean #1"

  • @novagd3499
    @novagd3499 5 лет назад +686

    Did he really put the devil near the beginning and hilda berg halfway through?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @mbccgliczsdnm7627
      @mbccgliczsdnm7627 5 лет назад +61

      I know right? He put King Dice and the Devil near the beginning, before Hilda Berg and before the Phantom Express (which I found really easy), and put Hilda Berg towards the end and P. Express around number 5!

    • @cookies5790
      @cookies5790 5 лет назад +13

      Dude and grimm dragon was at the begging plus i know hilda berg+ king dice

    • @planterbox
      @planterbox 5 лет назад +2

      Well hello Mr. Snatcher

    • @novagd3499
      @novagd3499 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @cherricaque3922
      @cherricaque3922 5 лет назад +2

      A hat in time Snatcher it’s his opinion

  • @amateurdeadbeat3421
    @amateurdeadbeat3421 6 лет назад +287

    I will now crown you the pun god

    • @hypnotyze_
      @hypnotyze_ 6 лет назад +6

      Woah woah woah let's not jump to conclusions. Ever heard of Chuggaaconroy?

    • @latamohinani9579
      @latamohinani9579 5 лет назад +7

      Actually sans is the pun god

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 5 лет назад +3

      @@hypnotyze_ chuggaconroy is lady luck reincarnated

    • @ckong4479
      @ckong4479 5 лет назад

      Why not pun cup?

    • @cameronbrandon2221
      @cameronbrandon2221 10 месяцев назад +1

      THE. STUPENDIUM.

  • @Temptingg
    @Temptingg 3 года назад +25

    “Horse racing is trash anyway” As a Kentuckian I felt that.

  • @maximo3084
    @maximo3084 6 лет назад +296

    "especially when wally starts upchucking Teen Titans Go episodes, I mean trash." After you said that i laughed so much that my mom came in and she asked "are you ok?"

    • @maximo3084
      @maximo3084 6 лет назад +6

      Oh my god he

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 6 лет назад +2

      Isaiah yeah i was like: ...eyyyyy!

    • @KingSpaghetti
      @KingSpaghetti 6 лет назад +16

      I disliked the video because saying that teen titans go episodes are garbage is an insult to garbage
      Edit: I didn't actually dislike the video.

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 6 лет назад +1

      @@KingSpaghetti ikr

    • @BritVR2022
      @BritVR2022 6 лет назад +1

      @@KingSpaghetti nice way of making the twist on me calling you a fool would insult the intelegence of fools 😎

  • @fruity7886
    @fruity7886 5 лет назад +99

    That was the strangest steven universe reference i have ever heard.

  • @Spaccey6
    @Spaccey6 5 лет назад +194

    3:18 "in phase three the brothers do what any rational pair would do in this situation...fuse into a slot machine. Lmao😂

    • @EvanBTh
      @EvanBTh 4 года назад +12

      I know I did it with my bro

    • @appojuce1286
      @appojuce1286 4 года назад +10

      It’s actually fun to fuse into a slot machine ngl you should try it 🤔

  • @Mobboss754
    @Mobboss754 4 года назад +38

    Verner Vermin Stage: “How do you like them apples?”
    Applebee’s ad turns on

    • @tensixtyoclock
      @tensixtyoclock 3 года назад +2

      This happened to me right after I scrolled to this comment.

    • @leumleum7714
      @leumleum7714 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was a Spongebob reference.

    • @jsgv7935
      @jsgv7935 3 года назад +1

      tf is an apple bee lmao

    • @Rexred09
      @Rexred09 3 года назад +1

      It’s a restaurant

    • @toddlindsay8846
      @toddlindsay8846 11 месяцев назад

      @@Rexred09been there. Food is not bad. Could have been better

  • @editing.org.9108
    @editing.org.9108 5 лет назад +242

    "The discount honey nut cheerios man"
    *W H E E Z E*

  • @mentosnlink4505
    @mentosnlink4505 5 лет назад +443

    1:47 Me: when i playing online and parents nearby
    1:48 Me: when i playing and home alone

  • @halobrate3836
    @halobrate3836 6 лет назад +384

    Grim matchstick normal mode: 100 attempts
    Grim matchstick expert mode: 3 attempts
    Like if this happened to you

    • @CipsterAnimations
      @CipsterAnimations 6 лет назад +14

      Yousef Sh that's because you've had loads of practice so be easier in expert mode because you get expert mode when you finish the game so you have loads of skill enough to beat expert mode grim

    • @francescak3512
      @francescak3512 6 лет назад +4

      expert is easier because one phase 2 and 3 you move away from him

    • @francescak3512
      @francescak3512 6 лет назад

      oops I meant on

    • @zeno5891
      @zeno5891 6 лет назад +2

      Yousef Sh or this. Wally Warbles normal mode : 2
      Expert : 50

    • @gleen9843
      @gleen9843 6 лет назад +2

      Strangely:
      Rumor Honeybottoms regular: 50 attempts
      Expert: 10 attempts
      However......
      Dr. Kahl’s Robot regular: 50 attempts
      Expert: 50 attempts

  • @gusiguess470
    @gusiguess470 4 года назад +43

    Just mash out of Cala Maria’s stunning, and since the first phase is the one that is random, if you don’t get unlucky once, you have a shot at winning

    • @toddlindsay8846
      @toddlindsay8846 8 месяцев назад

      Unless she bitchslaps you with Flounder w/o Ariel’s permission.

  • @yosemitesam4712
    @yosemitesam4712 6 лет назад +361

    Finally number 34- I mean rule 1- I mean number 1, Cala Maria XD CLEVER

  • @thecupheadfan1837
    @thecupheadfan1837 5 лет назад +118

    My list:
    19: the root pack
    18: goopy le grande
    17: ribby and croacks
    16: cagney carnation
    15: sally stageplay
    14: werner werman
    13: hilda berg
    12: baroness von bon bon
    11: captain brineybeard
    10: beppi the clown
    9: phantom express
    8: cala maria
    7: djimmy the great
    6: wally warbles
    5: grim matchstick
    4: rumor honeybottoms
    3: the devil
    2: king dice
    1: *THE STINKY DR KHAL*

    • @yoelmarte6040
      @yoelmarte6040 4 года назад

      So true

    • @yonko_lulu7100
      @yonko_lulu7100 4 года назад +3

      Im stuck on dr khal lmao

    • @cowiemoomoo8621
      @cowiemoomoo8621 4 года назад +5

      DR KHAL KILLED ME OVER 100 TIMES

    • @nub2186
      @nub2186 4 года назад +2

      CORRECT I BEAT CALA MARIA ON MY SECOND TRY

    • @nub2186
      @nub2186 4 года назад +1

      Oh and your correct djimmy the great is harder cala maria

  • @karolina8723
    @karolina8723 5 лет назад +402

    Wow, you have really big problems with aeroplane levels.

    • @GuyRification
      @GuyRification 5 лет назад +59

      Probably because he can't use the smoke dash, heh heh.

    • @dxvdy5fk
      @dxvdy5fk 5 лет назад +11

      Calamari is hard to beat

    • @supaa4512
      @supaa4512 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I don't like them either

    • @daniellesmith6877
      @daniellesmith6877 5 лет назад +15

      I don’t really like them much either, cause nothing you buy in the shop is usable in a plane, so I understand. But I mean, I’m not sure using an airplane is harder than the devil. Y’know. The boss you’ve been working towards.

    • @mr.corinc1940
      @mr.corinc1940 5 лет назад +6

      ​@@daniellesmith6877 I've never understood how not being able to use those shots in plane fights is an issue, since the two you already have work well against them. And for example, it's not like you can use a roundabout-type shot in plane fights since you can't aim backwards. You don't need any more shots because the plane bosses are only ever on the right side of the screen (they can be on the bottom as well like in Wally's final phase, but you just need to switch to bombs). They don't move around a lot like ground bosses. Also technically you can use things from the shop against plane bosses. Every single charm works in plane fights.

  • @voiceactingmelon1798
    @voiceactingmelon1798 2 года назад +2

    Im dying, the insults in this video are amazing
    "When wally starts chucking teen titans go episodes- i mean trash-"

  • @not_pockchan3418
    @not_pockchan3418 5 лет назад +384

    Me: *(Sees video)* Title "Easiest to hardest level ranking in Cuphead!!"
    Me: What there is an easy level!?!?

    • @hvnt727
      @hvnt727 5 лет назад +1

      Noah Dwyer 14 (STUDENT) i literally cannot beat her what

    • @jojiabadiano5698
      @jojiabadiano5698 5 лет назад

      R u a Brawl Stars Fan?? Cause your Profile pic

    • @jojiabadiano5698
      @jojiabadiano5698 5 лет назад +3

      Me= Fight King Dick
      Game= Pick Start Over
      My Mom= I think I heard someone smashing a Computer??
      Me= That's me Mom
      Mom=

    • @simonezeidane1013
      @simonezeidane1013 5 лет назад +4

      Easy levels in cuphead:
      -Mausoleum 1
      -Mausoleum 2
      -Mausoleum 3
      -The root pack

    • @humanlife6404
      @humanlife6404 5 лет назад

      I see you play Brawl Stars and Identity V Jack The Ripper :]

  • @thejediguy3362
    @thejediguy3362 4 года назад +53

    Me: wow these bosses are hard! How do I beat them?
    ObsidianMadman: Just get good!
    Me: :I

  • @nottuxjacky2881
    @nottuxjacky2881 5 лет назад +24

    19: Goopy le grande 0:41 Location: Isle 1, on the top of the first run'n gun, Object: a tree
    18: the root pack 1:18 Location: Isle 1, under the first run'n gun, Object: a farm place
    17: Cagney carnation 1:47 Location: Isle 1, under the Hilda burg, Object: a flower bush
    16: Ribby and Croaks 2:38 Location: Isle 1, under the root pack, Object: a ship
    15: Sally stage 3:50 Location: Isle 3, at the top of Dr Kahl's robot and Cala Maria, Object: a house look like a squire
    14: Wener Werman 5:24 Location: Isle 3, behind the Rumor Honeybottoms, Object: a house with red top
    13: the Devil 6:25 Location: Isle hell(4), right next to the King dice, Object: a watch tower
    12: Rumor Honeybottoms 8:27 Location: Isle 3, first boss of the Isle 3 (Caption Brineybeard as well the first boss of Isle 3, but Rumor is near the die house), Object: a whole yellow and high building
    11: King dice 9:56 Isle hell(4), first boss of the hell, Object: a casino
    10: Baroness Von Bon Bon 10:53 Location: Isle 2, next to the Djimmi the great's house, Object: a ginger house with pink colour
    9: Grim matchstick 11:54 Location: Isle 2, at the right of the museum, Object: a watch tower with dragon tail
    8: Caption Brineybeard 13:18 Location: Isle 3, near the beach, Object: a ship stop nears the beach
    7: Beppi the clown 14:30 Location: Isle 2, under the Dijimi the great's house, Object: a roller coaster
    6: Hilda berg 15:57 Location: Isle 1, on the top high ground, Object: a blue house
    5: Dijimmi the great 17:53 Location: Isle 2, at the front of the yard, Object: a pyramid
    4: Dr Kahl's robot 19:52 Location: Isle 3, Inside the junk yard, Object: a little house we green top
    3: Phantom express 21:28 Location: Isle 3, near the Isle hell's entrance, Object: a purple train
    2.5: tutorial 23:22 (well this youtuber is a funny person as well...)Object: a print inside the house you respawn
    2: Wally warbles 23:27 Location: Isle 2, at the left of the museum, Object: a bird house
    1: Cala Maria 25:33 Location: Isle 3, under the sally stage's house, Object: a flag with purple colour

    • @Derpidy_Derp
      @Derpidy_Derp 5 лет назад +1

      That must have took a long time to write

    • @nottuxjacky2881
      @nottuxjacky2881 5 лет назад +3

      @@tinybabyman1980 for helping

  • @stormy4907
    @stormy4907 4 года назад +16

    Im convinced this dude is dangerously funny with a voice changer

  • @TheDremCatcher
    @TheDremCatcher 5 лет назад +202

    Sees Cala maria at first
    Me:wat *_*
    Sees dr Khals robot at fourth
    Me:WAAATTtTtTt!?!!??!!?

    • @abdulra7mangamer148
      @abdulra7mangamer148 5 лет назад +1

      Do you mean dr. Khals robot is easy?!

    • @TheDremCatcher
      @TheDremCatcher 5 лет назад +11

      No thats the opposite Dr khal is the hardest

    • @yuricpark
      @yuricpark 5 лет назад +2

      Dr kahl is easy, grim is hard on any difficulty except simple

    • @TheDremCatcher
      @TheDremCatcher 5 лет назад

      abdulra7man gamer ok grim is hard but do you think you can get a first try run in grim yes not really but you can go far and it’s easy to know what you do. But dr khal not so much it’s movement is hard technically anything is everywhere and well it’s just a surprise and it’s hard to go far until you play like 9or 14 tried to make it but it’s fun either way I’m just angry at Cala maria being the hardest for him

    • @itsabrody
      @itsabrody 5 лет назад +2

      yOu'Ve NeVeR pLaYeD tUbEr SiMuLaToR

  • @chloemiller4941
    @chloemiller4941 4 года назад +37

    "2.5, the tutorial"
    bruh the tutorial took me longer than the first three bosses, mainly because of the flipping parries. I CANT PARRY IF IT MEANS SAVING MY LIFE, LITERALLY.

    • @NuggetOG
      @NuggetOG 4 года назад +1

      i would like to take this moment to ask:
      WHY DOESNT THE P SUGAR WORK ON PLANE LEVELS.
      i suck at parrying

    • @chloemiller4941
      @chloemiller4941 4 года назад

      @@NuggetOG It does work, you just parry twice. It only works if you jump, and you can't exactly jump in plane levels. I just use the coffee for plane levels.

    • @NuggetOG
      @NuggetOG 4 года назад

      @@chloemiller4941 when you dont have coffee since you already spent all your coins: sad gamer noises
      i got this game on ps4

    • @chloemiller4941
      @chloemiller4941 4 года назад

      @@NuggetOG Use the extra heart. i use it when i dont have the coffee and the heart lets you get hit an extra time and the damage isnt that much lower

    • @NuggetOG
      @NuggetOG 4 года назад

      @@chloemiller4941 when you wasted your coins on the useless p sugar and boomerang attack. spread and invi dash. all useless in this level

  • @Comfy979
    @Comfy979 5 лет назад +370

    Haven't you noticed that the devil is crying BLOOD?!?!?!?!?!

    • @franknapoli9611
      @franknapoli9611 5 лет назад +6

      Everyone knows that ideot

    • @sonnetssweater6533
      @sonnetssweater6533 5 лет назад +94

      @@franknapoli9611 yet you can't spell idiot.

    • @junokyael
      @junokyael 5 лет назад +23

      @@sonnetssweater6533 OHHHHH

    • @sonnetssweater6533
      @sonnetssweater6533 5 лет назад +20

      @@junokyael rip

    • @verakumarz
      @verakumarz 5 лет назад +24

      Comfort Mallery Sure as hell doesn’t look like it. Blood isn’t PINK, nor is it see through. Blood is a lot more thicker, redder, and not see through :/
      But shit, I’m just trying to put logic in this garbage.

  • @bradenvankirk291
    @bradenvankirk291 3 года назад +46

    The Frogs were soooooo much easier than the flower in my experience. It took me like 2 tries with the frogs. It took me countless tries with the flower. But everyone has a different experience and it's all opinion anyway.

    • @your_boy_vesp2981
      @your_boy_vesp2981 2 года назад +1

      Why is this so relatable? The flower pissed me off

    • @Mikrowave4
      @Mikrowave4 2 года назад +6

      factual statement. The frogs took a little effort and some memory for the cash register part but otherwise was easy, but the flower had so many goofy ass critters he threw at you it was so brain-draining

    • @random_d00d
      @random_d00d 2 года назад +2

      This is interesting to hear because the flower I took around 10 minutes to beat, whilst the frogs took me around 30-40 minutes to beat. I struggled with the blue ball more than the flower 😂

    • @raxyls2475
      @raxyls2475 2 года назад

      id say the flower took me like 20-30 more minutes then the frogs which took like 5 lol. im really bad at alot of things shooting to me at once so thats why the flower is hard for me and djimmi the great and cala maria are both hell.

    • @blixten635real
      @blixten635real Год назад

      Cagney Carnation is one of the easiest to S-Rank. Crouch in the bottom left corner and use the chaser or crack shot if you have dlc (I know this comment was probably made before the dlc, but still), this way, the only thing can damage you is his charge attack and his last phase. The time might be a problem, but as long as you do a lot of damage on his last phase, you should make it in time.

  • @thywillbdun2345
    @thywillbdun2345 5 лет назад +61

    Number 2.5 “The Tutorial”
    Game Journalists are shaking

  • @channingrobinsonl
    @channingrobinsonl 4 года назад +182

    The boss in the walkthroughs: so easy even a 7 year old could beat them
    The boss when I try to beat them: super satan mode: 100000000000000

    • @amso7169
      @amso7169 4 года назад +5

      Except for some of the first bosses.
      Also Dr. Kahl’s Robot can go to hell and stay there forever.

    • @isabellathemoonkitten4155
      @isabellathemoonkitten4155 4 года назад +3

      Dr. Kahl’s robot should go deeper then hell actually

    • @underman0445
      @underman0445 4 года назад

      stuck on dr kahl right now. AND I THOUGHT THE BLOODY GINIE WAS HARD. SO YES IT CAN GO TO HELL I AM GOING TO ONLY GIVE HIS CONTRACT TO THE DEVIL CAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD

    • @themalcahtwinz4743
      @themalcahtwinz4743 4 года назад

      @@underman0445 IKr, when i was beating the game dr.kahl could go fuck himself

    • @Dylan_900
      @Dylan_900 3 года назад

      @@amso7169 pls if someone offered to give 100$ to beat doctor Kahls robot 20 times I wouldn’t.

  • @angelaprettybagel
    @angelaprettybagel 4 года назад +395

    Is anyone going to point out that the “snake” devil phase is actually a dragon?

    • @Themoaiwon
      @Themoaiwon 3 года назад +2

      No I guess not

    • @zipperace5048
      @zipperace5048 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I guess that just goes over most peoples heads

    • @angelaprettybagel
      @angelaprettybagel 3 года назад +4

      @@thatsmartidiot28 Well no, but the same can be said about you and your toxicity.

    • @thatsmartidiot28
      @thatsmartidiot28 3 года назад +3

      @@angelaprettybagelsry that was a pretty jerk move on my part.

    • @chloe_rose08
      @chloe_rose08 3 года назад +3

      personally i think it looks more like a snake than a dragon

  • @Perci5tance
    @Perci5tance 2 года назад +26

    I agree that the devil is an easier boss and my favorite his design is really good and the phases are not that hard (except that damn 5 attack in phase 1)

  • @pink_mushroom____
    @pink_mushroom____ 4 года назад +120

    On King Dice, you can also go behind his hand without taking ANY damage while you hit him. So basically you don't have to do anything.
    Another tip: On the skeleton from Phantom Express, keep the cart at the left, and move your character all the way to the right. Do. Not. Move. It is literally the perfect spot, no matter where he slams his hands down.

    • @christineagathos9774
      @christineagathos9774 3 года назад +1

      Yeah the skeleton one I used it does its 100% to dodge his slams

    • @pink_mushroom____
      @pink_mushroom____ 2 года назад

      @if u read this than u gae Read your username, and you are correct. I am gae.

  • @CornishCreamtea07
    @CornishCreamtea07 4 года назад +187

    Aside from the final part, I found the Train level to be not all that hard. I had more trouble on the Robot level.

    • @discordmemes1231
      @discordmemes1231 2 года назад

      Ya that's true but he is doing this teir list personally tho

    • @progamer-ly8jo
      @progamer-ly8jo 2 года назад

      It's name is Dr kal

    • @TwoWuvChonnyjashCover
      @TwoWuvChonnyjashCover 2 года назад +1

      yeah, funny how i beat the train level when i haven't beaten the frogs yet

    • @pooperman841
      @pooperman841 2 года назад

      @@TwoWuvChonnyjashCover bro why are you lying💀

    • @TFuqua08GMD
      @TFuqua08GMD 2 года назад

      @@TwoWuvChonnyjashCover you cant even get to inkwell isle 3 without doing the first two 💀

  • @jonahschwenk3135
    @jonahschwenk3135 4 года назад +13

    "If you have a grudge against garden foods, you will find this fight quite enjoyable"

  • @otterpxpalt5591
    @otterpxpalt5591 3 года назад

    I love how creative your insults are.
    -a fish near a toxic waste facility
    -multiple about the french war
    -faster than you can throw your keyboard across the room (i dont think this is an insult, but wow this made me chuckle)
    -so you aren't jittering up and down the screen like a source (?) filmmaker animation
    -if I had a penny for every time I used my super only to get immediately hit by his damn head swinging back and forth, I could be on Duck Tales
    -he'll start yelling something that Google Translate told me means "get off my lawn"
    -after you puck the rest of his feathers off, his favorite son reveals himself to be the 1930s Mojo Jojo
    -it's wicked easy to get cornered, especially when Wally starts up-chucking Teen Titans Go episodes - i mean, garbage - at you.
    -nuke that bird for 30 seconds and you've got yourself Thanksgiving dinner.
    -trying to S-rank Cala Maria is like branding yourself under your fingernails.

  • @justinfox6460
    @justinfox6460 5 лет назад +22

    9:32 Him:So you don't risk falling down
    Also him:*Falls down*

  • @onceisaidtwiceaweek
    @onceisaidtwiceaweek 5 лет назад +210

    This list frustrated me more than playing the actual game.

  • @BashyMcBash
    @BashyMcBash 2 года назад +14

    I love how he calls the Ribby and Croaks slot machine “Cribby” 😂

    • @joaquinnovoa2386
      @joaquinnovoa2386 2 года назад

      I think that is what it’s called 😂

    • @toddlindsay8846
      @toddlindsay8846 11 месяцев назад

      What?! Jackpot ! Looks like I’m going to New Orleans to visit Tiana’s restaurant .

  • @dangerdare4114
    @dangerdare4114 6 лет назад +117

    6:37 Mistakes were made😂

  • @gleen9843
    @gleen9843 6 лет назад +226

    Here’s my rank (S rank)
    Easiest
    19. Goopy Le Grande
    18. Root Pack
    Easy
    17. Beppi the Clown
    16. Sally Stageplay
    15. Captain Brineybeard
    14. Werner Werman
    Medium
    13. Grim Matchstick (Easier than regular)
    12. Rumour Honeybottoms(Easier than Regular)
    11. Phantom Express
    10. Cagney Carnation
    9. Baroness Von Bon Bon (Not that she’s hard, others are easier)
    Hard
    8. King Dice (The games’t in the land) (Don’t tell me that the card phase is impossible, just get use to it on regular)
    7. Ribby and Croaks
    Very hard
    6. The Devil
    5. Hilda Berg
    4. Cala Maria
    Nearly impossible
    3. Dr. Kahl’s Robot
    2. Djimmi the Great
    1. Wally Warbles
    Is there anyone who is shocked to see Grim Matchstick being so hard on regular but so easy on expert, and vice versa with Wally Warbles?
    Also, regular and non S rank Expert is a bit different
    Edit: updated, the only change I made is that Djimmi the Great and Wally Warbles’ rank are swapped

    • @samuelandrews1282
      @samuelandrews1282 6 лет назад +2

      yay, thank u for putting ribbit and croak at hard

    • @diyaz-gaming3385
      @diyaz-gaming3385 6 лет назад +3

      Umm...hilda is harder than the devil??? What

    • @seanmowsthelawn9074
      @seanmowsthelawn9074 6 лет назад +2

      Is it odd that I find djimmi one of the easiest?

    • @gleen9843
      @gleen9843 6 лет назад +1

      xxskullxfirexx I think Djimmi is based on luck for the most part. On regular it’s nothing special when people say Djimmi is easy (Even if I think this is the 1st boss that gave me trouble) But that’s the problem on Expert S ranking. He has so many HP and his RNG can be downright diabolical

    • @gleen9843
      @gleen9843 6 лет назад +2

      Datboi99 64 On Expert, Hilda is just...... ugh. The Devil isn’t that bad if you know what you’re doing!

  • @ethanscapes6608
    @ethanscapes6608 5 лет назад +152

    23:22 this made me laughs so hard I’m dead at this point

  • @acheronvictor73
    @acheronvictor73 3 года назад +28

    Cala Maria: I' m the strongest boss!
    Dr. Kahl' s Robot: Let me introduce myself.

  • @Drawmatic
    @Drawmatic 5 лет назад +97

    Nobody:
    ObsidianMadman: I find *Tigers* to be the easiest

    • @KaiTheMemeKing
      @KaiTheMemeKing 4 года назад +4

      I actually think Bulls are the easiest

    • @samayverma6134
      @samayverma6134 4 года назад +1

      I think tigers are easiest

    • @aidanstarr7794
      @aidanstarr7794 4 года назад +3

      For me, it was frogs

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 года назад

      Tigers are easy you are just a noob

    • @JayD30
      @JayD30 4 года назад +4

      Lemon Monkey and your just being a asshole

  • @thiccray2484
    @thiccray2484 5 лет назад +115

    I feel like the Dragon is the HARDEST boss.

    • @rafachrzaszcz6997
      @rafachrzaszcz6997 5 лет назад +30

      The only hard thing are those bloody fireballs that split into smaller ones.

    • @questionablename1746
      @questionablename1746 5 лет назад +5

      It's really easy

    • @thiccray2484
      @thiccray2484 5 лет назад +4

      I live in Latvia. If your on easy mode.

    • @questionablename1746
      @questionablename1746 5 лет назад

      @@thiccray2484 regular

    • @mmargison7135
      @mmargison7135 5 лет назад +3

      Grim Matchstick on expert is way easier than he is on regular, in my opinion.

  • @fischlvonluftschlossnarfid5048
    @fischlvonluftschlossnarfid5048 5 лет назад +46

    "Number 2.5 the wall"
    Me: SEE, THERE IT IS AGAIN!

  • @DerDrBach
    @DerDrBach 2 года назад +1

    Man, the script writting on this video pure gold!
    You have yourself a new sub =3

  • @PoisonedHD
    @PoisonedHD 4 года назад +18

    Cala Maria: Hah, I'm too hard for you!
    Sans: Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @The_NPC20
      @The_NPC20 3 года назад +1

      Sans ain’t in this game

    • @jackbal395
      @jackbal395 3 года назад

      Dr khal
      *are you challenging me?*

  • @immaturealchemist6135
    @immaturealchemist6135 4 года назад +4

    20:51 nice voice crack 👌 I actually really loved this video :)

    • @dangerlurks4586
      @dangerlurks4586 4 года назад +1

      I didn’t notice that XD

    • @cacca_1156
      @cacca_1156 4 года назад +1

      Thanks man I thought I was the only one who noticed

  • @ReidDoesSpeed
    @ReidDoesSpeed 7 лет назад +7

    Also this new video format is excellent. I genuinely enjoyed it and all your jokes.

    • @ObsidianMadness
      @ObsidianMadness  7 лет назад +2

      Thanks a ton! It took about 3 weeks, but I think it was worth it. Not sure how often I'm going to make a video of this magnitude, though. I have to write the script, record the voiceover, edit the voiceover, gather the clips, edit the clips, and add music. Yay for editing!
      What was your favorite joke?

    • @ReidDoesSpeed
      @ReidDoesSpeed 7 лет назад +1

      ObsidianMadman 2.5: The Tutorial.

    • @ReidDoesSpeed
      @ReidDoesSpeed 7 лет назад

      ObsidianMadman Maybe you could do one of a smaller scale on Getting Over it.

    • @relaxinyourbed7265
      @relaxinyourbed7265 6 лет назад

      ObsidianMadman the jokes made me need to cover my mouth,it's was late and I needed to cover myself

  • @Cafiesakura
    @Cafiesakura 4 года назад +14

    I can’t stop watching this vid THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS 🤣🤣

  • @pastelbleu2393
    @pastelbleu2393 4 года назад +6

    the reason they made cala visually pleasing is because the creators knew that luck would have to be on your side and youd spend forever trying to beat her.

  • @Gmm4000
    @Gmm4000 5 лет назад +45

    "The only thing you gain is a visual pleasure" Lmao

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta 4 года назад

      I don't understand

    • @75Damien
      @75Damien 4 года назад +1

      @@dabestorkposta he says that during the Cala Maria bossfight

  • @totallyaploy1824
    @totallyaploy1824 6 лет назад +29

    Easier than the French military..
    I died

  • @mysteryman1834
    @mysteryman1834 2 года назад +4

    I'm not kidding on this. I made it to Cala Marie on regular mode and beat her in 2 tries. That shows how big of a gap between regular and expert is.

    • @mikegamikega
      @mikegamikega Год назад

      Same, it wasn’t until I beat the game on expert that I thought she was difficult. I still beat her second try on expert too, but it’s pretty annoying to S rank.

  • @djcool6977
    @djcool6977 6 лет назад +41

    "when wally starts up chucking teen titans go episodes i mean garbage at you"😂lol🤣 it's funny cuz it's true

    • @SillyManGoofyGuy
      @SillyManGoofyGuy 5 лет назад +1

      No it's not (JK)

    • @DB-rc5ds
      @DB-rc5ds 5 лет назад +2

      Teen Titans go is not garbage. although i suppose it's just people's opinion.

    • @TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee
      @TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee 5 лет назад +1

      @@DB-rc5ds The old episodes are too much of a child restricted one which no one notices

  • @dominicleblanc1187
    @dominicleblanc1187 5 лет назад +22

    ABSOLUTELY HATED THE DRAGON

  • @randomstuffguy8129
    @randomstuffguy8129 4 года назад +28

    Here’s my thoughts on your ranking on the bosses
    19. I Definetly agree. It took me one try to beat him AND one try to get an S rank. What an easy boss
    18. Also agree. This boss is super simple and spread just destroys them.
    17. Eh, this one was kind of hard for me but, I got used to it pretty easily.
    16. Pretty decent boss, devils are super easy, tigers are difficult and Snakes are easy. The first and second phases are easy.
    15. Yes I agree, pretty easy boss. 2nd stage is pretty hard for me sometimes. BUT THE BABIES SUCK
    14. I love this boss. I love how it took a break from all of the hard bosses in Inkwell Isle 3. And it’s pretty easy.
    13. This one was difficult. My friend made it easier cuz he beat the boss with me. The 5 blue attack SUCKS THO.
    12. I HATE THIS BOSS SOOOOOOOO DAMN MUCH. THIS BEE CAN DIE. IT’S SOOOOO DIFFICULT. AAAAAAAAAAA.
    11. Decent, all of the bosses are super easy but, the 4th one is the most difficult for me. Perrying the cards are meh.
    10. THIS BOSS CAN ALSO DIE, IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO BEAT THIS BOSS.
    9. This boss was soooooo difficult for the first time I beat him but, he was pretty decent for me the next times. The 2nd stage is sooooooo easy.
    8. This boss is sooooo much fun!! I just love how easy it is. The last stage is pretty hard if you don’t have Roundabout and Spread.
    7. Pretty difficult. The 3rd stage with the horses are just terrible.
    6. Another fun boss. This one was pretty easy, but was difficult without the bomb.
    5. This boss is pretty easy. Phase one is easy, except for the cats, stage 2 and 3 are easy, stage 4 and 5 are meh.
    4. Don’t kill me but, this boss is EASY. The first stage is Definetly the hardest, the 2nd stage is easy peasy and the 3rd stage is also pretty easy cuz there’s now Perry’s.
    3. I sorta believe you, this boss is pretty difficult. The 1st stage made me die cuz it was difficult because of those STUPID PUMPKINS.
    2.5. OH MY GOD I HATE THE TUTORIAL, I CANT GET PAST THAT DAMN 2nd WALL AAAAAAA.
    2. This boss is easy, except for the 2nd stage. his son can die.
    1. This boss is decent, but mostly hard. Pufferfish and Ghost Pirates are pretty hard for me. Still a pretty decent fight.

    • @funnyfacekong5308
      @funnyfacekong5308 4 года назад +1

      you have the weirdest taste ever in my opinion XD... I think the number one hardest boss he put there was actually one of the easiest in the game, the bee was also pretty easy compared to other bosses, but king dice is much harder in my opinion. Bosses 2, 3, 4, 6, 8 and 9 in the king dice fight are ok but the rest are very difficult (of course easier than regular bosses, but for mini bosses they were really hard) and king dice himself in my opinion is possible only if you save like 4 hearts or have someone to revive you. Parrying the cards may be one of the hardest parts in the game in my opinion. I barely managed to parry one card, so like 5 in a row?

    • @randomstuffguy8129
      @randomstuffguy8129 4 года назад +1

      I’m able to do the party’s but, it can be soooooo difficult sometimes. I usually have 6 hearts by the time I’m at King Dice. The fight isn’t that difficult if you have super art I saved up or if u have Spread and Roundabout.

    • @randomstuffguy8129
      @randomstuffguy8129 4 года назад +1

      Oh yeah and the reason why the bee was hard for me was because *I KEPT FALLING OFF THE PLATFORMS*

    • @skrunklz
      @skrunklz 4 года назад

      Random Stuff Guy
      HAH
      YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD
      *I ONLY HAVE TWO CONTRACTS ON ON ISLE TWO!!! :D*

    • @devingale6628
      @devingale6628 4 года назад

      Djimmi the great easy?!

  • @sealink129
    @sealink129 3 года назад +3

    I don’t even play Cuphead, but I think I should. I love how they used the old 1920’s cartoon art style and revamped it. And it has such smooth movement. Such a visually pleasing game

  • @RandomFlamboyant
    @RandomFlamboyant 4 года назад +10

    “Number 2.5 the tutorial” insert rage sounds here

  • @cdb2157
    @cdb2157 6 лет назад +54

    Here's mine:
    Easy
    19. Root pack
    18. Goopy Le Grande
    17. Werner Werman
    16. Ribby and croaks
    Medium
    15. Sally stageplay
    14. Hilda Berg
    13. Baroness Von Bon Bon
    Hard
    12. Beppi the clown
    11. Djimmi the Great
    10. Phantom express
    Harder
    9. Captain Brineybeard
    8. The devil
    7. Cagney Carnation (The seeds kill me)
    6. Grim Matchstick
    5. King Dice
    Hardest
    4.Wally Warbles
    3. Cala Maria
    2. Rumor Honeybottoms
    Near impossible
    1. Dr Kahls Robot
    Just a note: This is based on expert mode.
    Edit:I changed my list. Everything is waaaaay different now.

    • @kingbuggy1idontknow290
      @kingbuggy1idontknow290 6 лет назад

      phantom express is easy as heaven

    • @chrisg5536
      @chrisg5536 6 лет назад

      they would both be 3rd if they’re tied

    • @frog2098
      @frog2098 6 лет назад +2

      How is ribby and croaks easier than goopy le grande

    • @TwistedRagdoll
      @TwistedRagdoll 6 лет назад

      captain brineybeard was the hardest for me, dr kahl was a nightmare but i did it

    • @luke2574
      @luke2574 6 лет назад +2

      Where is threatening zeppelin

  • @rahjaystarks5076
    @rahjaystarks5076 5 лет назад +68

    Honestly King Dice was my hardest because Im bad at parrying the cards

  • @LiquidCruelty
    @LiquidCruelty 4 года назад +5

    "there's a girl in my choir who is literally this chick"
    "Sally is fast but manageable"

  • @SteamedPoi
    @SteamedPoi 4 года назад +10

    Him: gloopy is the easy one
    Dan: Am I a joke too you?!

  • @spycrab_3238
    @spycrab_3238 6 лет назад +30

    Love these Steven universe references

  • @noonebossesthegarnet2890
    @noonebossesthegarnet2890 5 лет назад +4

    “He’ll be throwing Teen Titans Go episodes- I MEAN trash at you.” Lmao that line had me weak.

  • @GodKoalaa
    @GodKoalaa Год назад +1

    Just finished S ranking every boss. It is so easy now with the "Divine relic" from the DLC as you can smoke dash, parry for more hearts, and use every shot at the same time. This allowed me to S rank Cala Maria in 3 attempts and Wally Warbles first try. The Devil on the other hand took me over 20 attempts and Rumour Honeybottoms over 30 so I think they deserve to be top 5 not bottom 10 💀

  • @darealconman
    @darealconman 5 лет назад +6

    "Especially when Wally starts upchucking Teen Titans Go! episodes I mean garbage at you"
    I'm dead 😂

  • @iamthemeguyhere
    @iamthemeguyhere 6 лет назад +105

    15:38 ASDF movie reference!

  • @vibingn-san2534
    @vibingn-san2534 5 лет назад +27

    This dude is a mad man
    He thinks Calamaria is harder than the devil

    • @robaplayz7942
      @robaplayz7942 5 лет назад +4

      agreed

    • @SvtSeungkwan
      @SvtSeungkwan 5 лет назад +2

      KittyCop Justice cala is easy

    • @callmejustin1594
      @callmejustin1594 4 года назад +3

      Carla is the hardest this is what happens when democracy takes over

    • @Guthabn
      @Guthabn 4 года назад +1

      Bro I beat Cala 2nd try and can't get in phase 2 of the devil

    • @gaster4773
      @gaster4773 4 года назад

      Yeah agreed

  • @duckswithknives
    @duckswithknives 3 года назад +15

    Sally Stage-play tip: 3rd phase, it tells you what is attacking you in the top-left.