The Top 10 Worst Stands

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2017
  • The top 10 worst stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
    Spoiler alert, Strength isn't on here. (I'll get him next time).
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  • @KalebIA
    @KalebIA  6 лет назад +4677

    For those advocating the final stand... If you had it, how would you shower/drink anything. Thank you for your time.

    • @faustustuus3747
      @faustustuus3747 6 лет назад +206

      But whoever Pucci got the stand from must have lived somehow, didn't he?

    • @dapperparraper860
      @dapperparraper860 6 лет назад +107

      I assume that foo fighters wasn't compatible with the stand and that's why it backfired on it, not the stand itself. Either that or it could be the nature of foo fighters existence and biology being different from that of a human thus it had a different effect due to foo fighters being more of a colony thing. But if I had to guess I think its the first one, the stand just wasn't compatible with fo fighters because the personality or fighting spirit of foo fighters is not similar enough to the original user. And If I remember correctly it is possible for someone to be given a stand disc and have the stand be incompatible. Think of it like getting an incompatible organ, now imagine if you had an incompatible organ that could boil water. I guess there is the possibility the original owner couldn't drink water or shower and Pucci just took it before he died, but theres as much evidence for that as the owner having the stand for while and I'd assume Pucci met the guy or the guy displayed his power so its more likely he had his stand for at the very least a little while so its highly unlikely that he died like foo fighters or something. If you read this entire paragraph thank you for taking the time out of your day to read this, love your channel and I hope you have a wonderful day. Oh man I just remember Pucci can read stand disc well if Pucci doesn't take a stand disc before the user dies or a stand disc is put inside a user then they die its lost forever, so we can assume the user probably didn't immediatly boil to death or else Pucci would have to be like right next to him the moment he gained his stand, or at the very least its less likely he was right next to him.

    • @thetruewisegamer
      @thetruewisegamer 6 лет назад +27

      Kaleb I.A. actually i have a theory that hey yea is a physic stand or knows a lot ....i know a stretch but hear me out but if hey yea only got positive talks then why does it prediction prove right?

    • @littykitty040
      @littykitty040 6 лет назад +48

      Couldn't the user control what water is boiling or not?
      Note: be great at making coffee.

    • @darrellwillis4871
      @darrellwillis4871 6 лет назад +22

      Tea, soup, eggs, etc. all cooked during a blackout

  • @luminia9218
    @luminia9218 4 года назад +6721

    OI JOSUKE
    Someone said "Battle Tendency is bad." So I erased his opinion.
    Ain't that cool?
    edit: Yeah guys it's wacky. Sorry guys! I was new at JoJo that time.

  • @mattiaskangro
    @mattiaskangro 4 года назад +14040

    "Battle Tendency bad." bold words for someone within clacker distance

    • @yuyukooyunda7476
      @yuyukooyunda7476 4 года назад +550

      **Clacker volley**

    • @TheBurningEngram
      @TheBurningEngram 4 года назад +203

      bad-le tendency

    • @TEHGR8N00b
      @TEHGR8N00b 4 года назад +154

      @@yuyukooyunda7476 there were no need to add volley in this comment.

    • @TheBurningEngram
      @TheBurningEngram 4 года назад +46

      Its not funny. Stop liking this

    • @predator5166
      @predator5166 4 года назад +190

      Gabe Riley [Hidden Aug] comedy is subjective

  • @samisha5834
    @samisha5834 3 года назад +680

    "There is no such thing as a weak stand"
    -Dio Brando, Stone Ocean

    • @chinmayhejmadi7902
      @chinmayhejmadi7902 2 года назад +181

      "Except Survivor. That shit wack af."
      - Also Dio Brando, Stone Ocean.

    • @sonsofsasquatch9087
      @sonsofsasquatch9087 2 года назад +15

      @@chinmayhejmadi7902 survivor does suck though.

    • @shlokshah5379
      @shlokshah5379 2 года назад +9

      @@sonsofsasquatch9087 and hermit purple is basically useless except for the swinging

    • @sonsofsasquatch9087
      @sonsofsasquatch9087 2 года назад +38

      @@shlokshah5379 no

    • @user-ee7nc8bi4n
      @user-ee7nc8bi4n 2 года назад +94

      @@shlokshah5379 it's not a combat oriented stand , but is very useful . You can basically know location of anything anywhere , of straight up make a whole maps like Joseph did during the fight against that tumor in part 3. It's a very limited stand that forces you to be creative with it , perfect for bullshit maker like Joseph

  • @HyoureiKyouran
    @HyoureiKyouran 3 года назад +192

    "Battle Tendency bad"
    Wamuu
    Get the vampire horses

    • @SamuraiBlade_
      @SamuraiBlade_ 2 года назад +3

      *t i m e s t a m p ?*

    • @Chonken_
      @Chonken_ 2 месяца назад

      @@SamuraiBlade_ 0:05 bruh

  • @Rainbow_Matrix
    @Rainbow_Matrix 5 лет назад +2994

    10. All
    9. Stands
    8. Are
    7. Useful
    6. If
    5. You
    4. Use
    3. Them
    2. Right
    1. Cheap Trick

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 4 года назад +41

      Oof

    • @Grubdon
      @Grubdon 4 года назад +24

      Oof

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 4 года назад +18

      What about other sentient stands

    • @phantomslay5612
      @phantomslay5612 4 года назад +144

      Cheap Trick isn't useful to anyone because it has no real user to guide it.

    • @reetracted
      @reetracted 4 года назад +1

      @@federalcasemaker oof means money

  • @howbottomtext3328
    @howbottomtext3328 4 года назад +3657

    Sun: *exists*
    Star Platinum with a rock: *no*

  • @OrangeCreamsicle
    @OrangeCreamsicle 3 года назад +157

    I remember watching part 5 and Secco said something about Carne's hatred being so strong that his stand persisted after he died. So Notorius BIG could've had an actually cool ability

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 Год назад +14

      And we do see it manifest before Carne dies

    • @kusu4059
      @kusu4059 Год назад +16

      i think that the stand ability was basically the same: an automatic stand that attacks you if you move. death made the thing permanently active

  • @PeachyWasTaken
    @PeachyWasTaken 3 года назад +35

    "Battle tendency is bad"
    *Kars started thinking*

  • @DKlett1
    @DKlett1 4 года назад +953

    0:05 you have started a gang war

    • @ose4448
      @ose4448 4 года назад +75

      That only pissed me off because he called my fav part bad and imo the worst part good

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa 4 года назад +3

      @@ose4448 Wait Jotaro didn't your head got split in half by Pucci?

    • @ose4448
      @ose4448 4 года назад +5

      @@Vilotaa maybe who knows🤔

    • @WangzGamez
      @WangzGamez 4 года назад +2

      @@ose4448 I think that was the joke

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 4 года назад

      @@ose4448 I would consider Part 2 to be ok.

  • @panos21sonic
    @panos21sonic 4 года назад +3120

    "Battle tendency bad"
    Kars: *starts thinking*

    • @ShockInazuma
      @ShockInazuma 4 года назад +64

      PDG_Panos - Sonic he coming back from space to kill this man, then he’s gonna get joseph to launch him again

    • @gruuunt
      @gruuunt 3 года назад +5

      underrated comment.

    • @urzankira8883
      @urzankira8883 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @Striking_Salmon
      @Striking_Salmon 3 года назад +14

      *kars returns to earth*

    • @snoopystar80
      @snoopystar80 2 года назад +6

      Eventually, he started thinking

  • @CBuM27
    @CBuM27 3 года назад +82

    Okay, but for the boiling water stand, imagine if you could boil the water in an opponent's body.

  • @earlgenz1944
    @earlgenz1944 3 года назад +51

    "Battle Tendency is bad"
    Joseph: Jotaro! Help me defeat this stand user!
    Jotaro with Koichi: Do it yourself.

  • @dank_smirk9971
    @dank_smirk9971 5 лет назад +6455

    *Has an actual sun as a stand*
    *Is ordered around by a vampire*

    • @elmaskpitonomascopito8461
      @elmaskpitonomascopito8461 4 года назад +512

      The debility of dio is ultraviolet, the sun probably only have high temperature

    • @redacted1144
      @redacted1144 4 года назад +137

      Hol up

    • @gyrozeppeli4862
      @gyrozeppeli4862 4 года назад +216

      @@redacted1144 Horse

    • @kalienusername693
      @kalienusername693 4 года назад +194

      DIO probably never interacted with that guy directly. I dont recall, but I think he was more of mercenary than member of DIO's army.

    • @justsomeshinychewtlewitham6097
      @justsomeshinychewtlewitham6097 4 года назад +68

      Probably didn't knew about Vampires weakness and Dio sent him to die

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 года назад +3974

    “Battle Tendency Bad.”
    Kars: *Aight I’m coming home*

  • @neonpenguin0948
    @neonpenguin0948 2 года назад +109

    “Since we got all the formalities out of the way and I’m not going to offend anybody”
    *Me who is still recovering from the “Battle Tendency Bad” bit*

  • @gildonario
    @gildonario 3 года назад +35

    "Battle tendency is bad" that hurt my fellings

  • @BorzoiSpotProductions
    @BorzoiSpotProductions 4 года назад +3933

    "Imagine having a stand that can kill you"
    *laughs in Fugo*

  • @tacosquirrel9509
    @tacosquirrel9509 4 года назад +2862

    "Battle tendency is bad"
    Joseph
    GET THE CLACKERS

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +19

    "Battle Tendency Bad"
    Joseph, 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚

  • @shinyho-oh6342
    @shinyho-oh6342 3 года назад +33

    The bastet Arc is really funny in my opinion, in this episode, we got some of the most famous and best memes of ALL Stardust Crusaders.

    • @thedjentleman1662
      @thedjentleman1662 3 месяца назад

      I fucking love that arc it's hilarious. SC gets shit on for being dragged out with useless minor antags but man the fights are golden

  • @noamaharony4878
    @noamaharony4878 6 лет назад +4610

    Did you call battle tendency bad? I can't agree with you

    • @justsam2206
      @justsam2206 6 лет назад +333

      AND called vento aureo good.

    • @NextGenJay
      @NextGenJay 6 лет назад +503

      DIO but it is

    • @cali86784
      @cali86784 6 лет назад +49

      he is right

    • @justsam2206
      @justsam2206 6 лет назад +34

      Imo I didn't like it

    • @mirwaizuzair6386
      @mirwaizuzair6386 6 лет назад +336

      DIO so u dont like the part which has ur son achive his dreams but u like the part which has u in the bottom of the ocean while ur adopted brother's grandson goes on a adventure to kill the guy who is the reason for ur rise to power

  • @terifin32
    @terifin32 6 лет назад +3595

    tfw someone calls battle tendency bad

  • @HeavyShores
    @HeavyShores 3 года назад +87

    “Battle Tendency bad”
    Top 10 Famous Last Quotes

  • @kirbo8726
    @kirbo8726 3 года назад +17

    Kaleb: next is the sun
    everyone: hysterical laughter

  • @oceanman4403
    @oceanman4403 4 года назад +1989

    * implied that Battle Tendency is bad *
    Me: "uh oh, looks like 「Killer Queen」already touch your opinion"

    • @goofypig2277
      @goofypig2277 4 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @thatcarnivoreteacher7395
      @thatcarnivoreteacher7395 4 года назад +7

      Uh oh it looks like za hando has now erased the like button on this comment because of another person who thinks battle tendency is perfect oh wait that’s a good thing

    • @Cursedyoshiexe
      @Cursedyoshiexe 3 года назад +4

      Looks like *boy ll man* has sucked ur energy to say battle tendency is bad

    • @thatcarnivoreteacher7395
      @thatcarnivoreteacher7395 3 года назад +2

      @@Cursedyoshiexe I liked battle tendency but it’s overrated

    • @Cursedyoshiexe
      @Cursedyoshiexe 3 года назад +9

      @@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 DUDE battle tendancy and phantom blood wre thr MAIN FKING REASON OF WHY THERES PART 3 TO 5

  • @MaxMax-qg7gw
    @MaxMax-qg7gw 5 лет назад +3374

    (Implie that battle tendancy is a bad part)
    Jojo fans: Killer queen has Already touched that dislike button

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 4 года назад +66

      Max Max Its actually like button

    • @stinky2228
      @stinky2228 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @polarbear6371
      @polarbear6371 4 года назад +38

      yeah that's not how the joke works.

    • @zcorb3647
      @zcorb3647 4 года назад +11

      No it’s deadly queen idoiit

    • @polarbear6371
      @polarbear6371 4 года назад +28

      @@zcorb3647 That is the localised name. The proper name is Killer Queen. Like how Crazy Diamond is called Shinihg Diamond. I think it's cause of copyright.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 года назад +9

    "Battle Tendency bad."
    *You have provoked a gang war*

  • @jackpfefferkorn3734
    @jackpfefferkorn3734 3 года назад +12

    The Boiling water stand can't be that bad, it killed one of the main cast of part 6. It really goes to show how smart Pucci is, and how useful White snake is, that he was able to tactically use multiple very niche or specific stands to accomplish his goals. Survivor is "the weakest stand", but Pucci used it to fulfill a purpose.

    • @esthebigboxtm4700
      @esthebigboxtm4700 2 года назад +4

      Tbh i havent seen part 6, but a stand that boils water sounds kind of OP if you think about it.
      "Oh no! A stand that boils water??? Good thing the human body isnt made of it at all :D"

  • @b.b.cgaming2395
    @b.b.cgaming2395 4 года назад +2560

    Kaleb: *Implies battle tendency is bad*
    The comment section: "It's treason then..."

  • @kiracomfortinghishomie8351
    @kiracomfortinghishomie8351 6 лет назад +2139

    Battle tendency is bad? C'mon, the joke was funny for the first time, but we all know that J O S E P H B E S T J O J O.

  • @TrillMuzicUSA
    @TrillMuzicUSA 3 года назад +11

    “Part 2 bad”
    The comment section: “it’s over anakin”

  • @wammusimp9510
    @wammusimp9510 3 года назад +13

    “Battle tendency bad”
    Me:(insert Cursed Araki face)

  • @roofs817
    @roofs817 4 года назад +1246

    Him: battle tendency is bad
    Kars and Joseph: *Say that again*

    • @donalddog4173
      @donalddog4173 3 года назад +3

      Hey sokka how’s your boomerang going?

    • @vengayooo3049
      @vengayooo3049 3 года назад +4

      @@donalddog4173 more like boomer aang

    • @Solarballs77
      @Solarballs77 3 года назад +20

      Ceaser about to rise from his grave: say that again?

    • @ph0to.
      @ph0to. 2 года назад

      Your comment has 420 likes dude

    • @GorillaFan_32
      @GorillaFan_32 2 года назад +3

      Lisa Lisa: even if I’m old, I’m still gold
      Yeah that’s a dumb insult

  • @odobee1760
    @odobee1760 4 года назад +1021

    Imagine raiding area 51 getting a stand arrow and your stand is to
    *boil water*

    • @AscendedZenith
      @AscendedZenith 4 года назад +44

      Bryan Argueta Hah! Even I have such stand,I wanna see my requiem,maybe evaporate water

    • @vivelafrance6314
      @vivelafrance6314 4 года назад +49

      **Make the water so boiled it turns to plasma and explodes everything**

    • @crunchycheddar3083
      @crunchycheddar3083 4 года назад +14

      Seems op too me

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 года назад +23

      You have 50% chance to get the [THE WORLD] or [Boil water]
      If i get boil water id stab my self to death with the arrow

    • @k4n4st4
      @k4n4st4 4 года назад +4

      i mean you wont die to Geb

  • @prisaodasbolhas
    @prisaodasbolhas 3 года назад +17

    "Battle tendency is bad"
    The entire fandom: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA !!!

  • @DCT-tt8ib
    @DCT-tt8ib 2 года назад +13

    I’ve always found Boy II Man to be one of, if not the most disappointing Stand in the entire series. It’s a Stand that can steal the abilities of other Stands, yet is wasted on a filler fight that feels like an infinitely worse version of both D’Arby brother fights in Part 3.

  • @omegalilbchass8270
    @omegalilbchass8270 5 лет назад +1713

    How you gonna call the part that includes speedwagon AND von stroheim bad?

    • @lackofswag2520
      @lackofswag2520 4 года назад +110

      including ultimate kars

    • @lightofheaven4381
      @lightofheaven4381 4 года назад +115

      Also lisa lisa

    • @lackofswag2520
      @lackofswag2520 4 года назад +117

      don’t forget about mayor smokey brown

    • @zedbags
      @zedbags 4 года назад +88

      Calling Battle Tendency bad?
      *BBRRRRRAKA MONOGA*

    • @grahamholbrook9112
      @grahamholbrook9112 4 года назад +19

      In my opinion the part had great and memorable characters but also had a lot of dull ones and overall wasnt that good when compared to other parts. I realized this after rewatching it with my younger brother, who surprisingly now loves jojo after watching part 2

  • @gadgez_
    @gadgez_ 5 лет назад +661

    "When I first saw Bastet, I died instantly."
    I dunno, sounds pretty powerful to me.

    • @kaiserberserk3622
      @kaiserberserk3622 4 года назад +23

      It is indeed powerful... The problem is that it takes too much time and requirements to activate and that makes the stand too situational

    • @JesusChrist-me5qh
      @JesusChrist-me5qh 4 года назад +2

      Overshock_90 r/woooooooooooooosh

    • @kaiserberserk3622
      @kaiserberserk3622 4 года назад +32

      @@JesusChrist-me5qh I fell for it, I am a fool, I got Thunder cross split attacked

    • @oceanmanat6AM
      @oceanmanat6AM 4 года назад +3

      sHuT Up jeSoOs

    • @AidanZft
      @AidanZft 4 года назад +9

      The BEST STAND IS OF COURSE HEY YA FROM PART 7

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 3 года назад +14

    Actually I can see a boiling water stand being really useful. Imagine that you can just boil water whenever, and then throw it at people. It could be like Fugo’s disease capsules but with scalding hot water. You could give people blindness with your stand. Araki should definitely make it a stand one day.

    • @honkinggoose172
      @honkinggoose172 2 года назад +5

      *laughs in 70% of the human body being water*

    • @luanlinhares1707
      @luanlinhares1707 7 месяцев назад +1

      Just boils the water inside peaple man...

  • @ajr3970
    @ajr3970 2 года назад +5

    “Battle tendency bad” Such fearless words for someone in ora ora distance.

  • @cock9457
    @cock9457 4 года назад +1153

    "Battle Tendency bad"
    Everyone: you have nigeruded your last ndayo

    • @skydenhunter
      @skydenhunter 4 года назад +55

      「Sh3lby」 Saying that joke out loud isn’t a good situation for you

    • @cock9457
      @cock9457 4 года назад +52

      @@skydenhunter it truly isn't, but it's too late to go back

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 3 года назад +3

      Omaoo

    • @Solarballs77
      @Solarballs77 3 года назад +4

      Don't read this out loud guys trust me

    • @VengeanceInTheNight
      @VengeanceInTheNight 3 года назад +1

      Just read this out loud

  • @xForts
    @xForts 6 лет назад +2298

    Africa by Toto is my hero

  • @CalebGore76
    @CalebGore76 3 года назад +10

    “Imagine you get robbed and you challenge him to a Rock Paper Scissors, option select you die”
    Gon: 👁👄👁

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 3 года назад +7

    0:05
    Your next line will be... "An explanation to why and how the stone masks came fruition from part 1 was just a terrible idea. Part 2 honestly sucks. Battle tendency BADDD. It's not like it NEEDED explaining... Anyways, Golden Wind's explanation as to where stand arrows came from was amazing."
    Kaleb: "An explanation to why and how the stone masks came fruition from part 1 was just a terrible idea. Part 2 honestly sucks. Battle tendency BADDD. It's not like it NEEDED explaining... Anyways, Golden Wind's explanation as to where stand arrows came from was amazin- HAAH?!"

  • @pinorska6316
    @pinorska6316 6 лет назад +1417

    DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BATTLE TENDENCY IS BAD?

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 6 лет назад +60

      「Spikanor」
      I THINK HE JUST DID!

    • @alecfongy3175
      @alecfongy3175 6 лет назад +66

      「Spikanor」
      INCONCEIVABLE

    • @dominik2079
      @dominik2079 4 года назад +53

      I UNSUBBED AND DISLIKED

    • @misko5877
      @misko5877 4 года назад +42

      NO DIGNITY

    • @the-lm1ir
      @the-lm1ir 4 года назад +54

      BLASPHEMY BATTLE TENDENCY IS THE BEST PART!

  • @genericstickman5967
    @genericstickman5967 6 лет назад +1166

    Echos Act Zero is the worst since it’s an egg and eggs related to Jojo aren’t great just remember
    Him

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 6 лет назад +191

      I don't understand what's the problem with eggs in Joj...
      Oh shit.

    • @yourguykhonshu3972
      @yourguykhonshu3972 6 лет назад +81

      Don't talk that way about our lord

    • @shellamuchtar3661
      @shellamuchtar3661 6 лет назад +77

      The egg reminds me about... dish soap

    • @akenat_5107
      @akenat_5107 6 лет назад +196

      *Deep breath* *KAKYOIN* *Deep breath* *DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?*

    • @kingcromosomes3920
      @kingcromosomes3920 6 лет назад +71

      Generic stickman K A K Y O I N D I D. Y O U L A Y T H I S E G G?

  • @Fisticutz
    @Fisticutz 3 года назад +6

    Actually,Mariah's stand represents *The curiosity killed the cat* .That's why it isn't a humanoid stand,because a plug on a rock is something *Bizarre* .

    • @ibuj001
      @ibuj001 3 года назад +1

      Also in Egyptian mythology, Bast or Bastet is the goddess of cats.
      Edit: Sorry for the bad grammar, english isn’t my native language

  • @figurecollector1
    @figurecollector1 3 года назад +6

    "Battle Tendecy Ba-"
    Diavolo: ight ima skip time

  • @OhFrittata
    @OhFrittata 4 года назад +576

    Did this man just say Battle Tendency is bad?
    **hamon breathing intensifies**

    • @grazielamink
      @grazielamink 3 года назад +7

      yea battle tendency was really good

    • @Guilherme74824
      @Guilherme74824 3 года назад +27

      He doesn't like Battle Tendency but likes Vento Aureo what the fuck, something is really wrong here

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 3 года назад +3

      SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVEUUU!!!

    • @deathreaper2734
      @deathreaper2734 2 года назад

      Hamon beat

    • @soul_fire
      @soul_fire 2 года назад

      @@Guilherme74824 ye dude vento aureo is gay battle tendency is straight except for speedwagon's hot abs

  • @DeepOneBill
    @DeepOneBill 6 лет назад +559

    >Stand is the sun
    >Works for a VAMPIRE.

    • @freshoes
      @freshoes 4 года назад +2

      OMG

    • @ledzep1023
      @ledzep1023 4 года назад +12

      Only UV light hurts vampires. The Suns ability isn’t exactly the actual sun. It’s artificial so there are no UV rays being emitted through the stand

    • @i.c.2552
      @i.c.2552 4 года назад +7

      @@ledzep1023 we don't actually know if The Sun really creates UV Rays

    • @michaelkomsky1313
      @michaelkomsky1313 4 года назад +6

      @@ledzep1023
      There is an Utano comic where Dio is a good guy and "THE SUN" was hired to kill him.
      That aside, the SUN was a hired killer so he didn't care about Dio in Stardust Crusaders.

    • @urielgonzalez900
      @urielgonzalez900 4 года назад +1

      Having a sun as a stand might put you in a advantage against a vampire, might bite you back if it’s a kryptonian

  • @Hisoka569
    @Hisoka569 2 года назад +9

    TBF for the sun: The reason the user tried to kill the group based on heat was likely as a torture (like every villain on jojo tries to do) cause it's shown it can rain fireballs which is a pretty powerful and fast way of killing someone without you having to suffer the heat yourself. Also a lot of stands can damage their user, kira wouldn't dare explode a bubble too close to himself cause he could blow himself up.
    And for cheap trick, that stand was designed to kill and/or torment rohan enough that he burned the pictures, and he almost did it. Also taking away the downside of no one seeing your back having a stand that can communicate in an universal language would be so useful. Imagine using your stand to talk to animals and telling them your enemy is a very bad person that likes to kill puppies, you'd have an urban army of angry animals that survive in the streets.
    As for walk the rainbow, the problem with rain can be totally solved if you A: partner with a weather controlling stand like weather report (It seems those two are made to work together) B: you can yourself control the climate either via technology or a stand (requiem power might be rain on demand?) C: Likely it doesn't have to be rain per se as long as it's falling water, if you had access to that, you could blow fire hydrants on the street and that creates a shower you can walk on.

  • @spartacusdeniz2202
    @spartacusdeniz2202 3 года назад +8

    "Battle Tendency Bad"
    Kars: aight imma do whats called a pro DIO move

  • @mediocreindigo9422
    @mediocreindigo9422 6 лет назад +1470

    Narrator: With bad...
    *shows Battle Tendency*
    Me: I'm sorry, what...?
    (How the hell is Battle Tendency a bad part?!)

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 6 лет назад +272

      He just hates Joseph for no good reason

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 5 лет назад +110

      @@troglodyte4207 he hates joseph because people love to use him as the posterboy of tbe whole serie instead of jotaro.

    • @valeryrus
      @valeryrus 5 лет назад +71

      Narrator: ...there’s good
      *shows part 5*

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 5 лет назад +80

      @@TheAvalud except in the west where most people prefer joseph

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 5 лет назад +28

      @@TheAvalud but then they get to part 2. Jotaro is the face of the serie but in the west most people prefer Joseph. Personally i prefer Josuke and Jolyne.

  • @JelloSalad021
    @JelloSalad021 6 лет назад +842

    Did this man just say Battle Tendency is bad?

    • @zaru9374
      @zaru9374 4 года назад +4

      He's not even wrong

    • @salade2760
      @salade2760 4 года назад +120

      @@zaru9374 hes very wrong

    • @himynameiswhy7965
      @himynameiswhy7965 4 года назад +10

      SHIZAAAAAAAA

    • @himynameiswhy7965
      @himynameiswhy7965 4 года назад +9

      @@zaru9374 fuck off

    • @eagle-tn6br
      @eagle-tn6br 4 года назад +5

      @Sᴘɪᴄʏ SᴜCC There something called opnions :D If I was like the the orginal commenter I would go "Hhahaha part 7 is the best you are just brain dead"but nah have you're own opnion completly ok by me But don't diss other ppl for wat they think m8 same with @Cenoi22_

  • @willenglish3598
    @willenglish3598 2 года назад +2

    “Battle tendency bad”
    Breaking news: frozen stripper falls from the sky

  • @NeoSxntana
    @NeoSxntana 3 года назад +3

    “If you were an artist you’d be making guala right now”😭

  • @JLytaccount
    @JLytaccount 4 года назад +418

    Battle Tendency? Bad? Awfully brave words for someone within Boeing B-17 Range.

  • @harleyoyelade9988
    @harleyoyelade9988 4 года назад +635

    Why battle tendency is the best:
    Speed Waggon, Dub stroheim

  • @randomcomment7274
    @randomcomment7274 3 года назад +3

    “ Battle Tendency is bad “
    *Pillar man theme intensifies*

  • @poncejuergens8201
    @poncejuergens8201 2 года назад +1

    “Part 2 bad”
    *Whammu had never heard such un-honorable shit before*

  • @legendaryvvizard4388
    @legendaryvvizard4388 6 лет назад +399

    What i never understood is that the star stand is humanoid, the world stand is humanoid, the moon stand is humanoid, and the sun stand is just the sun

    • @danielsunderlandds
      @danielsunderlandds 6 лет назад +70

      Thomas Bangalter reading a newspaper because the end of part 3 would be far less interesting if it was jotaro punching a miniature planet for half an hour

    • @poopoonigga8164
      @poopoonigga8164 6 лет назад +6

      DANNO but why is the moon a humanoid stand?

    • @jeffblacklight104
      @jeffblacklight104 6 лет назад +8

      i think he mean c-moon... witch is a little strange since it wasnt made to be the moon but the song... c-moon

    • @legendaryvvizard4388
      @legendaryvvizard4388 6 лет назад +18

      By the moon stand i mean dark blue moon

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 6 лет назад +22

      Thomas Bangalter reading a newspaper
      Maybe it is humanoid but it’s so bright you can’t tell

  • @karldavis6022
    @karldavis6022 4 года назад +278

    > 7:27 The Sun.
    I think you're forgetting about the potential to sell the energy you would make from being able to create a miniature sun. You could make billions, then just hire other stand users to fight your battles. The Sun is the best power ever.

  • @mindblowingjreclips
    @mindblowingjreclips 3 года назад +2

    Battle tendency is bad?!
    1. You are in clacker volly distance
    2. You are in hamon bubble range
    3. You are on a plane with Joseph Joestar
    4. Wammu has a ring
    YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

  • @greenismyfavoritecolor1
    @greenismyfavoritecolor1 Год назад +2

    Hierophant Green is an athletic humanoid with robotic features, such as the eyes and legs, but its true form is that of a long web of tentacles. It is only slightly taller than Kakyoin himself, though it can stretch itself to great lengths. Hierophant Green possesses a body covered in veiny lines, which is protected by a light-colored armor. Despite its emotionless face, it seems to have a human-looking mouth underneath its mask.[1]
    Whenever the appendages glow, the Stand is priming for an attack, such as its Emerald Splash technique.
    Hierophant Green is consistently portrayed as being green across all media featuring it, befitting its name. All-Star Battle features a turquoise-colored version of it. However, its armor is white-green in the colored manga and grey in the anime and games.

  • @HurryUpHarry_bySham69
    @HurryUpHarry_bySham69 4 года назад +435

    Kaleb: The Sun is bad because it can kill the user!!
    Purple Haze: Am I a joke to you?

    • @DrRobertBeatles
      @DrRobertBeatles 3 года назад +6

      He can still attack without the virus, pretty decent.

    • @HurryUpHarry_bySham69
      @HurryUpHarry_bySham69 3 года назад +14

      @@DrRobertBeatles can and does are different
      Arabia Fats can use the weird cooling thing he used
      And Fugo can just not use the virus

    • @heheheha4132
      @heheheha4132 2 года назад +8

      @@HurryUpHarry_bySham69 Arabia Fats used an actual physical object , it's not a part of his stand

    • @watig-dz8tm
      @watig-dz8tm Год назад

      What about holly’s stand

  • @christopherperrier9807
    @christopherperrier9807 6 лет назад +1816

    The worst person to STAND is johnny or polnareff in vento aureo

  • @janruiz3608
    @janruiz3608 3 года назад +2

    “Battle tendency bad”
    KING CRIMSON!!!
    “When the passage of time restarts, you will not remember your opinion and it will be erased from existence itself “

  • @rennsnt
    @rennsnt 2 года назад +2

    Diavolo when he hired Carne be like:
    Diavolo “What’s your Stand?”
    Carne “Idk, haven’t died yet”
    Diavolo “HIRED!”

    • @miimiibeschde4818
      @miimiibeschde4818 Год назад

      Ticano and squallo: we have a shark and the the victim can't lie
      Diavolo: hired
      Chiocolatta: I am a psychopath, murder and doctor
      Diavolo: hired
      Chiocolatta: you don't even kn-
      Diavolo: hired

    • @miimiibeschde4818
      @miimiibeschde4818 Год назад

      When carne and diavolo meet in hell
      Carne: so my stand is a Immortal flesh monster what could probably Beat you
      Diavolo: great but you lost

  • @inaciobits-4644
    @inaciobits-4644 5 лет назад +186

    "i have nothing against part 2"
    0:04

  • @CosmicDogoran
    @CosmicDogoran 6 лет назад +345

    Boiling the water in someone's blood to kill them?
    Boiling the water in a waterbottle to injure a person, or damage electronics?
    Boil the water in the Rivers of Colorado to find gold?
    Kill anything floating in water?

    • @rikthhumayun8101
      @rikthhumayun8101 6 лет назад +12

      yes

    • @dapperparraper860
      @dapperparraper860 6 лет назад +52

      Actually when you think about it the ability to boil water can be insanely strong if used correctly. You see virtually every living thing is mostly made of water, imagine the damage that could be done by boiling the water withing something. You see when water boils it turns to steam so the amount of pressure caused by said steam could cause things to expand or explode destroying them from the inside. Also in a battle in an aquatic environment, you could essentially boil bodies of water, puddles etc. to lay traps. Also one could boil water in an enclosed space such as a bottle to create high pressure to makeshift explosions. You could aslo use steam for get aways or to obscure vision, or mix poison in the boiling water so the steam and water will also be toxic. Although I should note I'm doing this under the assumption that the stand has to touch, or at least get close to, the water or object its boiling.

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 6 лет назад +41

      Cosmic Dogoran
      Melt someone’s eyes
      Boil their fat off the bone
      Flash a puddle into steam and run
      severely burn someone when it’s raining
      Eat instant noodles on the go

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 6 лет назад +12

      Jacka da Hacka oh shit the last one got me sold on this

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 5 лет назад +9

      Ahem , FINDING GOOOOLD

  • @slabofbeef7104
    @slabofbeef7104 3 года назад +2

    I was hoping to see Star Flatinum in this, but oh well.

  • @davepohe5161
    @davepohe5161 3 года назад +2

    I'm so confused as to why Okuyasu didn't erase super fly. It's not like the tower can absorb energy from an erasure let alone counter it.

    • @lowqualityratspinning
      @lowqualityratspinning 3 года назад +3

      Well he isnt smart if he was DIU wold be over in like 8 episodes

  • @jacques2368
    @jacques2368 6 лет назад +599

    20 seconds in and I'm already pissed off

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 5 лет назад +15

      Dude, it's just his opinion. Calm down!

    • @hentaihero4513
      @hentaihero4513 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @hentaihero4513
      @hentaihero4513 5 лет назад

      @@jerrysmith8814 he should watch it again

    • @unfunny_idiot
      @unfunny_idiot 5 лет назад +1

      @@jerrysmith8814 how is he not calm lol nothing he said indicates he isnt calm wHAT

    • @stanloN2
      @stanloN2 5 лет назад

      Roro Qwerty I could’ve sworn the comment said he was pissed off but it indicates he’s not calm? Well whatever that’s just my opinion anyways

  • @ibs_haver
    @ibs_haver 6 лет назад +917

    I almost screamed at the opening with part 2 and part 5 I hate you Kaleb

    • @minelord29
      @minelord29 6 лет назад +69

      what if you like both part 2 and 5????? thinking.jpg

    • @JustYourAverageRetro
      @JustYourAverageRetro 6 лет назад +31

      Part 2 is my favorite, yet I despise part 5. Hmm... :thinking:

    • @ibs_haver
      @ibs_haver 6 лет назад +67

      I actually do like them both, the only thing I really don't like much about part 5 is Giorno being the JoJo when Bruno is a much more compelling character. I like pretty much all of the other characters and all of the fights.

    • @ibs_haver
      @ibs_haver 6 лет назад +31

      Rafael Lopez I sort of agree. Diavolo himself was too generic, but I liked Doppio. The ending battle was cool until it just turned into Deus Ex Machina with GER. I liked the Polnareff part though.

    • @xupr1713
      @xupr1713 6 лет назад +3

      I like both but the part 5 gang just seem like huge jerks, yet again this is also why I like them

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction7166 3 года назад +3

    I love that jojo has a little of everything for everyone.

  • @cobranote1249
    @cobranote1249 2 года назад +2

    Did he just say battle tendency is bad
    I call treason

  • @michaelcampion3207
    @michaelcampion3207 6 лет назад +58

    Bohemian Rhapsody might be meh, but it gave us lines like "WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY?" and "IF THERE'S NO MICKEY THIS SHIT AINT DISNEY!" so i'll forgive that arc

  • @yojuan9358
    @yojuan9358 6 лет назад +727

    Bohemian Rhapsody best stand since it can make waifus real

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 6 лет назад +98

      King Nothing Yeah, but if it catches you, YOU'RE the waifu.

    • @dapperparraper860
      @dapperparraper860 6 лет назад +52

      The ultimate stand bring your Waifu to Laifu

    • @mayo2132
      @mayo2132 5 лет назад +8

      You could just draw the world then make it real

    • @zad_rasera
      @zad_rasera 5 лет назад +3

      Not if they get copyright-struck

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah its good
      I can kill anime thots irl

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 3 года назад +1

    I'm surprised that Ebony Devil isn't on this list. You apparently can't do anything with it until you build up enough reason to hate someone (which Devo accomplishes by jumping out in front of someone who wants to kill him, shouting "ooga booga", and hoping they don't instantly kill him), only to wind up getting a pretty weak object-type Stand that doesn't even have the benefit of not passing damage to the User like most others of its kind.

  • @lordskel4715
    @lordskel4715 3 года назад +1

    “Battle tendency bad” Looks like king crimson skipped your opinion

  • @MegaDinoland
    @MegaDinoland 6 лет назад +528

    Its sad to think too that superfly is technically one of the stands that can beat ultimate kars

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 6 лет назад +40

      Kars can make two versions of himself.

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 6 лет назад +68

      Liamjm He can make his own circlejerk.

    • @isupposethisismynmw640
      @isupposethisismynmw640 6 лет назад +20

      I'm the ultimate lifeform. AMA

    • @arshadzaidi4667
      @arshadzaidi4667 6 лет назад +8

      He can't if he already stepped into the building. If he stepped out like Josuke did, if he tried to cut off the metal portions of his body he would probably end up turning himself into metal.

    • @Shanaoh
      @Shanaoh 5 лет назад +2

      Im guessing notorious BIG could do the same if it was smarter. By the same as in win against kars and not trapping him in a pylon forever. BTW what happened to that thing. I think that was more of a threat than Diavolo cause its basically an unstoppable freak of nature that cant be destroyed and will destroy anything. How is this even a bad stand. Its so useful even if it would cost your life.

  • @leonardorossi998
    @leonardorossi998 6 лет назад +171

    To be fair, Notorious BIG is immortal and capable of growing indefinetely. So it has the potential to eventually consume the entire planet.
    So maybe it's a "Im bringing you all with me" thing.

    • @amirgarcia547
      @amirgarcia547 5 лет назад +8

      Leonardo Rossi While true, once you know how it works all you have to do is trap it and it’s essentially useless. Which’s why it got stuck in the ocean, since it just kept chasing the waves and any nearby boats.

  • @CharlieLovesAveri
    @CharlieLovesAveri Год назад +1

    Battle tendency was the best part and you will not convince me otherwise

  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233
    @zombathinlostleghackercat5233 3 года назад +2

    Cheaper Trick: Whoever looks at your back dies.

  • @MetiNotTheBadGuy
    @MetiNotTheBadGuy 6 лет назад +693

    This video has a powerful opening

    • @anormalbucket2911
      @anormalbucket2911 6 лет назад +4

      This video has a strong stando

    • @kankankoi7430
      @kankankoi7430 6 лет назад +1

      Meti『Not The Bad Guy』 WOW you’re here

    • @mariodoomfist1049
      @mariodoomfist1049 6 лет назад +1

      Meti『Not The Bad Guy』 i'm triggered asf bohemian rhapsody is my favorite stand ;-;

    • @blackbluem1210
      @blackbluem1210 6 лет назад +23

      But I like joseph

    • @oscararias6448
      @oscararias6448 6 лет назад +1

      Tell me to go buy Shimoneta. It's my fetish.

  • @SW33wNecie
    @SW33wNecie 6 лет назад +314

    I totally forgot about the boiling water stand. But imagine - instant noodles anywhere at any time!

    • @thatonetrainer5818
      @thatonetrainer5818 6 лет назад +2

      Okuyasu Nijimemeura can you explain that

    • @DoesItMatterAtAll
      @DoesItMatterAtAll 6 лет назад +3

      thatonetrainer I assume he means Jobin's stand (Part 8).

    • @SW33wNecie
      @SW33wNecie 6 лет назад +12

      TheHeavenlyDao Nope, I meant the stand Pucci used in his fight against Foo Fighters.

    • @DoesItMatterAtAll
      @DoesItMatterAtAll 6 лет назад +1

      Okuyasu Nijimemeura OMG, totally forgot that one!

    • @dapperghastmeowregard
      @dapperghastmeowregard 6 лет назад +10

      Was that actually a stand ability? If memory serves, that was just an "order" he implanted in half of Best Girl's body using his own stand ability, 「Fuck it, I'm Pucci」

  • @commandochickenshootergame4439
    @commandochickenshootergame4439 2 года назад +1

    "There's bad" *shows battle tendency*
    Joseph: next you'll sa- wait what the hell did you say just now?

  • @stairshand4090
    @stairshand4090 2 года назад +2

    Invisible baby is still a child when she grows out of teen ages she might evolve to a way better stand like a stand that can make anything disappear or something stronget

  • @kasan8495
    @kasan8495 4 года назад +121

    The only thing I like about the magnet stand is that it made Joseph and Avdol having that buddy-buddy moment

  • @temporary_error_3264
    @temporary_error_3264 4 года назад +257

    This dude really saying part 2 is bad within the first 5 seconds. Damn

    • @eli1953
      @eli1953 3 года назад +1

      I'm sayingggg part 2 is goated

  • @togglinho
    @togglinho 3 года назад +2

    0:04 PART 2 IS SO COOL THO

  • @redapple9885
    @redapple9885 3 года назад +2

    I love that everyone had the same instincts as I did when they heard Battle Tendency bad and went straight to the comments

  • @memomscar5292
    @memomscar5292 4 года назад +70

    When you raid Area 51, find a stand arrow, and are given the power to boil water

    • @TULLIS-sl9tj
      @TULLIS-sl9tj 3 года назад +5

      then you boil people alive

    • @Elunatrix
      @Elunatrix 2 года назад +2

      *Shoto Todoroki is scared*

  • @xODGx64x
    @xODGx64x 6 лет назад +245

    Hey Ya's ability is hype. With enough hype, there is no limits to with you can do. Hey Ya!>Gold Experience Requiem

    • @pipemax3269
      @pipemax3269 6 лет назад +30

      There is no way to compare the two... You are really stupid if you think there's even a competition. I can end that argument with one question. Did golden experience requiem cause giorno to win the steel ball run? I didn't think so

    • @ryanford1267
      @ryanford1267 5 лет назад +4

      Hey Ya can see into the future, and help my boy Pocoloco. It's overpowered. Plz nerf.

    • @somerandomguy3768
      @somerandomguy3768 5 лет назад +5

      can GER look into the future and pick the best possible outcome? didnt think so

    • @shemwell4782
      @shemwell4782 5 лет назад +2

      can ger turn bricks and rocks into puppys and kittens I kid u not making it the best stand hell it can probaly make a dinosaur

    • @geoman8251
      @geoman8251 4 года назад +1

      You will never reach the true hype

  • @riolu3080
    @riolu3080 3 года назад +2

    We need the 2 hour apology video about battle tendancy

  • @ticky8781
    @ticky8781 3 года назад

    Does
    Anyone have a link for part 3 or 7 manga English? Cannot find it

  • @realpastastrainer
    @realpastastrainer 4 года назад +290

    "Battle Tendency is bad."
    *Loads tommy gun and starts swinging clackers*

  • @zyibesixdouze4863
    @zyibesixdouze4863 6 лет назад +506

    Worst stand is Echoes Act 0

    • @zag4jka79
      @zag4jka79 6 лет назад +80

      the egg?

    • @cali86784
      @cali86784 6 лет назад +8

      it doesn't count

    • @sou8730
      @sou8730 6 лет назад +136

      Eggchoes*

    • @zyibesixdouze4863
      @zyibesixdouze4863 6 лет назад +67

      It counts because it's a stand.
      Even Tusk started at act 1

    • @dniwetamp
      @dniwetamp 6 лет назад +80

      KAKYOEEN DID U LAY DIS EG

  • @theauditor3224
    @theauditor3224 2 года назад

    "Battle tendencies bad"
    Narrator:then suddenly kars began to think once more breaking free of his immortal imprisonment