Weather Men Have No Idea What They're Talking About. Casey Peruski - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • Weather men have no idea what they're talking about, or at least that has been Casey Peruski's experience while living in Florida. In this Dry Bar Comedy special from Casey Peruski, Casey talks about everything from hurricanes in Florida, eating healthy and the difficulties of being a vegetarian. Whether you're someone who appreciates an accurate weather report, or you're just someone who enjoys laughing, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Casey Peruski is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 142

  • @cas4040
    @cas4040 2 года назад +29

    Good to see you doing well Casey. Love from back home in the cone of uncertainty.

  • @Angus73
    @Angus73 2 года назад +75

    As Marty McFly said in, "Back To The Future," "Since when can a weather man predict the weather, let alone the future?"

  • @DougyFresh69
    @DougyFresh69 2 года назад +25

    I absolutely love this guy’s delivery! That joke about his mom downing 2 big glasses of wine had me rolling.

  • @trixrabbit8792
    @trixrabbit8792 2 года назад +29

    3 of the big windmills are enough to block Doppler radars. The big wind farms in the Midwest show up as giant thunderstorms that never move. The weather service has no idea what’s going through them.

    • @tophernuttle420
      @tophernuttle420 2 года назад +2

      I watch Ryan Hall Y'all on RUclips...He's by far the best weather guy countrywide...
      He actually hits on 95% fr...
      (Sent from Oklahoma where we fkn need decent meteorologist)

    • @candyr85
      @candyr85 2 года назад

      @@tophernuttle420 thank you! I’m near Amarillo and we never know either 🤦‍♀️

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 2 месяца назад

    Having too much fun! I love him! 🤪

  • @carolinabeacher1558
    @carolinabeacher1558 2 года назад +20

    fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you, fool me thousands of times, youre weatherman

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 2 года назад

      And I NEVER seem to miss a forecast. Guess I believe" it's got to get better than THIS!"

  • @Okoyeh
    @Okoyeh Год назад

    This man is a legend and a saint. Great special!

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf 2 года назад

    Loved this comedian! Laughed so hard it hurts!

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 2 года назад +5

    Get more flamingos. The pink plastic ones will completely protect you in a hurricane. Just live through a REAL storm.

  • @RobbSadler
    @RobbSadler 2 года назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584
    @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584 2 года назад +4

    the audience being quiet was because there was so much substance in each line. I like that kind of comedy.

  • @FiyahAndIce
    @FiyahAndIce 2 года назад +32

    So far every DB comedian who talks about vegans or vegetarians has told the exact same joke about them being too weak to clap/throw/raise their arms.

    • @ThankYouAbba
      @ThankYouAbba 2 года назад +2

      LOL I was going to write the same thing!!! At 1st he didn't say it when he brought up vegetarians, and I thought, ok, good, he's going to be original and not say the 'too weak' joke...I thought too soon...yup, he told it. And worse yet, John Crist was telling that joke 3-5years ago.

    • @FiyahAndIce
      @FiyahAndIce 2 года назад +1

      @@ThankYouAbba lol, same, I thought he was not going to tell the joke either - until he did. And I was wondering who the originator is. I love John Crist. He was just here last Friday but I couldn't go because of a prior obligation.

    • @ThankYouAbba
      @ThankYouAbba 2 года назад

      @@FiyahAndIce maybe someone even before John Crist, but first I heard of it was him. Either way, like you said, they all (@DB) are doing it. Maybe the comedians have this grand conspiracy to drive us crazy. Ha! 🤯😱

    • @UneededStudios
      @UneededStudios 2 года назад +2

      Maybe ya'll need to get some meat on them bones.

    • @jessydenny2611
      @jessydenny2611 2 года назад +1

      They probably keep telling it because it's true and yall can't physically do anything about it lol

  • @sc-xd4tm
    @sc-xd4tm 2 года назад +3

    drybar audiencev are really good hearted people. how much ever boring the comedian is they are really nice to them.

  • @valerieforonda60
    @valerieforonda60 Год назад

    Just went through hurricane Ian. Still don't have TV! I'm watching on my phone!! Thank you for the laughs 😅!

  • @alicehrazdira
    @alicehrazdira 16 дней назад

    Hilarious 😂

  • @johnmckown1267
    @johnmckown1267 2 года назад +3

    Tofu is good in hot & sour soup. Well, I like it.

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 2 года назад

      Hot and sour soup usually has a chicken stock base so not THAT vegetarian; but I like it anyway. Now that I've had bariatric surgery ( no applause, I needed it badly) I have become dairy and soybean based. My gastric pouch hates meat, at least the solid kind, so I have learned to ❤️ tofu, the white soggy chunks, at least hot and sour makes it worthwhile.
      You wanna hear this? I seem to chosen a 7th Day Adventist doctor, he's proud I'm meat deficent- me? I'd cry with joy if I could eat a T- bone again- ain't gonna happen!
      If Dry Bar Needs another Formerly Fat Female- I am Available!

  • @chrisvainio
    @chrisvainio 2 года назад +2

    It’s currently snowing in May and my roof is leaking, so this seemed like the video to pick. I hope it’s good.

  • @mysteriousplankton
    @mysteriousplankton 2 года назад +2

    Yeah this guy's funny.

  • @pattycoe7435
    @pattycoe7435 2 года назад

    Love this guy. Props to you. Yea FSU!

  • @isetfrances6124
    @isetfrances6124 2 года назад +1

    He was funny 😆

  • @paperclips4113
    @paperclips4113 2 года назад +1

    It looks like the stage crew went through abandoned houses & grabbed all the scrap material & just stapled it to the wall.

  • @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584
    @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584 2 года назад +1

    "summer's eve" was a completely new cultural reference for me.
    that's extremely rare.

  • @bibletrumpetingtrucker1725
    @bibletrumpetingtrucker1725 2 года назад +4

    Loved it

  • @cameronstone1611
    @cameronstone1611 2 года назад

    Great show

  • @concettaworkman5895
    @concettaworkman5895 2 года назад +1

    No floods, no hurricanes, no earthquakes in Michigan. Florida in 24 hours. Easy.

  • @ohillbilly
    @ohillbilly 2 года назад

    Thumbs up!!!

  • @LiaMac12
    @LiaMac12 2 года назад

    GO NOLESSS!!! ❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛

  • @ChipArgyle
    @ChipArgyle 2 года назад

    For a few moments there I thought he was going to make it without telling the hackneyed vegetarian joke, but alas, there it was.

  • @chrisdrummond8893
    @chrisdrummond8893 2 года назад +1

    My mother was like his mother.

  • @craighorner4607
    @craighorner4607 2 года назад

    I dont think youtube has enough commercials. They should have twice as many commercials for the length of the video. That way youtube can tick off enough people to stop watching. I have a friend that is paying for premium and he still gets commercials, just less frequency of them

  • @djsanja
    @djsanja 2 года назад +1

    Omg, I didn't know what did I expected from Polish humor.

  • @emilduda3816
    @emilduda3816 2 года назад +2

    You should visit Poland.

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 2 года назад

    2:50 $50 to fill up the tank half way these days.

  • @glenpolen5562
    @glenpolen5562 2 года назад +14

    He is just ok. Im my opinion. Im not laughing much.
    But im not impressed.
    He doesn't suck. I was bored .
    I wish him well.
    Thnx.

    • @amandastakeonit7402
      @amandastakeonit7402 2 года назад +2

      Yep! I try to be very honest so I couldn't even do a courtesy thumbs up. Maybe it was too much unrelatable content ...I don't know, I did agree with parts, it's difficult to pinpoint right now.

    • @glenpolen5562
      @glenpolen5562 2 года назад +1

      @@amandastakeonit7402 yes maam. I hear ya.

  • @eavening4149
    @eavening4149 2 года назад

    Somewhere in this cone...We know nothing!

  • @tophernuttle420
    @tophernuttle420 2 года назад +1

    Anyone that hates their weather guy should check out Ryan Hall Y'all on RUclips...He's great!!

  • @clivesmith9377
    @clivesmith9377 2 года назад +4

    They talk a different language in the churches, indeed.
    Like when they talk about 'the truth' .................

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, you wouldn't want to listen to God's law, plan of salvation, and be rescued from eternal damnation. Good thing you are too smart for that!

    • @meropedurwood5514
      @meropedurwood5514 2 года назад +1

      @@remyllebeau77 Thought for a second that you were being sarcastic, but then I realized you are serious. Not everyone believes in Heaven or Hell. I was raised in a Christian household and I think the bible is a good 90% bs. Nonetheless I don't walk over to every single Christian I know and tell them how I think they're wrong. And you are doing exactly that, just the other way around.

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 2 года назад +1

      @@meropedurwood5514 You don't get to shovel poop opinions over the fence and then complain when people have their own opinions to throw back at you. Take a look at the "feminist internet opinions" meme.

    • @jimsbooksreadingandstuff
      @jimsbooksreadingandstuff 2 года назад

      Did you hear the one about the camel passing through the eye of the needle?...it was hilarious... in the original Aramaic...

    • @clivesmith9377
      @clivesmith9377 2 года назад

      @@remyllebeau77 All, your god's laws, plans of salvations and rescue from eternal damnations, are made up bulls**t. If you had bothered to read your bible from cover to cover instead of repeating regurgitated nonsense about conveniently invisible and undetectable entities who punish while retaining their all good titles, you wouldn't be making a fool of yourself in public.

  • @AustindGreen
    @AustindGreen 2 года назад +1

    Miami fans are the worst…. Go Noles!!

  • @LaceySantino
    @LaceySantino 2 года назад

    What’s with the background?

  • @JJekyll
    @JJekyll 2 года назад

    Michigan to Florida is a EXTREMELY bad downgrade,

  • @7ebr830
    @7ebr830 2 года назад +2

    Nope.
    Hope he's got a second career.

  • @utopiaOKC
    @utopiaOKC 2 года назад

    U better come to Oklahoma before u say that

  • @terrypickette118
    @terrypickette118 2 года назад

    - 👍 👍 🔧 - 👀

  • @davidwilfong5820
    @davidwilfong5820 2 года назад

    Utube thinks every one is deaf so the commercials are loud

  • @mbecabonface1390
    @mbecabonface1390 2 года назад

    Looks like Louis CK, even the delivery

  • @Cherbear609
    @Cherbear609 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeremiahtucker3008
    @jeremiahtucker3008 2 года назад

    Hey Casey…how many nattys y’all got again? 🤡😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @seanmoody969
    @seanmoody969 2 года назад +2

    Guys just bad I've heard half of the jokes from other comedians usually Drybars a 10 out of 10 but this time I give him a 3

  • @iheartigloos
    @iheartigloos 2 года назад +3

    Stale crowed! I thought he was funny 😂

    • @manzanitaj4986
      @manzanitaj4986 2 года назад

      Thank youuu !! 🤣 🤣

    • @amandastakeonit7402
      @amandastakeonit7402 2 года назад

      I was waiting to give a thums up, I even do charity thumbs up...didn't happen. Not everyone has the same sense of humor. The crowd is fine, he was just the wrong fit for it. My husband is an Australian, I don't know if it's his personal sense of humor or Aussies collectively but he's not funny the things he makes jokes about isn't funny. He finds himself hilarious, and because he has an accent everyone does this courtesy laugh My kids and I just cringe, it encurages him!

  • @em7pug26
    @em7pug26 2 года назад

    Hi

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 2 года назад +1

    😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

  • @AviViljoen
    @AviViljoen 2 года назад +3

    Where's the funny part?

  • @operator2618
    @operator2618 2 года назад

    as usual, man good, drybar bad

  • @wafaahossam2513
    @wafaahossam2513 2 года назад

    😂😂😂💫

  • @vegan-vrking9565
    @vegan-vrking9565 2 года назад

    If you were vegan or vegetarian (hypocrites tho) you could so all the tiger moves lmao 😂😭 jkjk

  • @bamametaljesus
    @bamametaljesus 2 года назад +2

    Snooze fest

  • @WorthyMissJ
    @WorthyMissJ 2 года назад

    Sure needs ironing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👵 The rest of this? Not so much? $50 is too high of a gig.

  • @Kate303x
    @Kate303x 2 года назад +2

    Get some new jokes about vegans, sir. These are kind of tired. Everyone on Dry Bar does the same one. I'm starting to think it's in the Dry Bar contract.

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 2 года назад +2

    AgggAiiiinnnnn another thumbs down!

  • @shelbiecarroll9815
    @shelbiecarroll9815 2 года назад

    😂🤣😆

  • @TerriW1203
    @TerriW1203 2 года назад

    You didn't even write that ironing joke! That's an old joke I heard in the 80s. Tell the truth.

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 2 года назад +1

    Everyone who has told JWs to keep walking, you dodged a bullet. My parents let them in, and we joined their cult 😡

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 2 года назад +2

    Dude doesn't know the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan. Vegetarians don't just eat fruits and veggies. They can eat dairy. Cheese can have tons of calories

  • @dovie2blue
    @dovie2blue 2 года назад

    Cashew cream yuck 🤮

  • @tomhellert4125
    @tomhellert4125 2 года назад

    funny to bad ur from detroit

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 2 года назад

      I had to read this 3 times. You need to add an o to make it too

    • @amandastakeonit7402
      @amandastakeonit7402 2 года назад

      @@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 and a y-o- '-e -!. I mean if you're fixing the sentence structure...

  • @eastsideterri22
    @eastsideterri22 2 года назад

    They can't even get the weather right in 24 hr period. One day it's 60 an rain next day Nope 85 and hot. I can't tell the weather better than them

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 года назад

    Vegan.

  • @ginnybridges7505
    @ginnybridges7505 2 года назад +3

    Funny but please don't use the naked lady in the nursing home to get a laugh. When it's your grandma being changed by Alzheimer's dementia, those comments aren't funny.

  • @abbykoop5363
    @abbykoop5363 Год назад

    Predominantly vegan 61 year old 5'2" female who shoes horses for a living. Being vegetarian/vegan does not make you weak. 🙄

  • @billjones393
    @billjones393 2 года назад +2

    So not funny. Old jokes.

  • @LebronJames-fh8ce
    @LebronJames-fh8ce 2 года назад +1

    That was not funny

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 2 года назад +1

    Come head movie is funnier. If he’s done over a thousand shows, he should be dressed better. Dude. You’re
    Wearing a jacket.
    TUCK
    The shirt
    In.

    • @joshuablack8221
      @joshuablack8221 2 года назад +1

      The 50s called, they said, “quiet!”

    • @constanceskalecki4928
      @constanceskalecki4928 2 года назад +1

      Never saw the movie Come head, sounds pretty lame though. I do like the movie Correct your nonsense spelling, it was pretty informative.

  • @TripleCrossProduct
    @TripleCrossProduct 2 года назад +1

    Well who do you think helps Pay for the school so you can go get your education it's the football team. We have some extremely intelligent people playing football. And when did FSU have a comedy course, Is that what you took in college, so what are you doing with your degree, helping the guy pump your gas By using your tips.

  • @its_me_flee8188
    @its_me_flee8188 2 года назад +1

    Not funny.

  • @Hey_IMBM
    @Hey_IMBM 2 года назад +3

    He is not funny at all

  • @twilson377
    @twilson377 2 года назад +3

    First!

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 года назад +2

      Yay!! Congrats. 👍👏👍

    • @simpletoastvibes
      @simpletoastvibes 2 года назад +1

      @@grumpyoldguy584 Lol just bc they're mildly happy about smth doesn't mean it's the biggest thrill of their life. Also as I'm typing this I have a sneaking suspicion that you're actually a decent person and you're just acting according to your username and in that event I apologize for this unneccessary reply.

    • @CookieSwag-lb8og
      @CookieSwag-lb8og 2 года назад

      @@grumpyoldguy584 X k te pones con ese attitude con gente desconocida?

  • @eastsideterri22
    @eastsideterri22 2 года назад

    Mickey D's meat was kangaroo meat in 70s. Seriously THAT is when BK started the ALL BEEF WOPPER and the where's the beef old lady.

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 2 года назад +1

    Omg get out of Florida WE have enough. You’re a newbie and go back up north.

  • @Catani84
    @Catani84 2 года назад +3

    He's been doing stand-up comedy for 15 years and this is his special? Yikes 😳

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 года назад +5

    Hey, DB. When are you going to block grouchy old dude??
    He brings nothing to this channel except hatred and insulting innocent comment bystanders who dare to say First or Second, etc.
    Can we get an Amen, anyone?

    • @timo4938
      @timo4938 2 года назад +2

      Amen. The few videos nobody claims first he doesn't comment. If you don't feed a troll they have no reason to come around. He's clearly an elementary school aged child posing as an old guy and unfortunately probably gets abused by his parents and just needs a hug.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 года назад

      @@grumpyoldguy584 If we ignore you long enough, will you PLEASE go away?
      Pretty please, rat's behind???
      When someone says FIRST, etc., give them a 👍 or a 👏, and just let it go. Novel concept - for you. 🙃
      Why are you always so nasty, demeaning, demoralizing and just rude to complete strangers, and calling them childish?
      Never mind, your name says it ALL...
      Chat with you later, sunshine. 😂

    • @AviViljoen
      @AviViljoen 2 года назад +4

      Just to clarify: you are entitled to an opinion but he is not?

    • @constanceskalecki4928
      @constanceskalecki4928 2 года назад +4

      I’d rather keep Grumpy and get rid of the windbag.

    • @AviViljoen
      @AviViljoen 2 года назад +2

      @@constanceskalecki4928 Yes, am I the only one, or does Old Grumpy actually have a point?

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 года назад +1

    Sexist, ageist, unfunny expressions that.

  • @tastes-like-straberries
    @tastes-like-straberries 2 года назад

    God the audience is so dead :(

    • @amandastakeonit7402
      @amandastakeonit7402 2 года назад

      They just don't find him funny, neither did I! I feel bad about it but he isn't funny, to me. I am very much alive, in case you're wondering😉

  • @joecostello1624
    @joecostello1624 2 года назад

    Im a hardcore vegan and tofu is the worst thing ever created lmao. I'd rather eat meat lol

    • @amandastakeonit7402
      @amandastakeonit7402 2 года назад

      As a meat eater, I love tofu, not enough to buy it or make it but when I was a teenager in Eugene Oregon, I could not get enough of the Tofu Palace burritos! They had great seasoning, alfalfa sprouts, IDK it seemed so yummy to me. I will add that most of my childhood was spent hungry so pretty much anything was good. So as a teen, no longer living at home, starting to eat more and make my choices, it seemed so good and that's where it sits in my memories 🥰

  • @bettyhouk8727
    @bettyhouk8727 2 года назад

    I am not a vegetarian but I love vegetables EXCEPT BRUSSELS SPROUTS OR CILANTRO ! Don’t care for meat much ! WAIT !🫣😲 I AM A VEGAN or is that VEGETARIAN ! 😵‍💫. Whatever! Or am I from the VEGAN STAR SYSTEM? 🖖👽. 🫥 IS there a VEGAN STAR SYSTEM ? 🥴 I’m so confused !

  • @erikatlas4161
    @erikatlas4161 2 года назад

    @6:20 "clear my browser history..." I was waiting for that ...