How long would Schulz last in jail?? | Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz
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The Brilliant Idiots is a comedy podcast from the Loud Speakers Network featuring Charlamagne tha God, host of Power 105.1’s radio show, The Breakfast Club. Andrew Schulz is a world touring stand up comedian known for his work with MTV and
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Wax has a point. When you're living free you have to worry about work, personal time, paying bills, day to day problems. When incarcerated all you do is live the same routine day to day with minimal free time.
But that's the hard shit about jail. The daily draining routine of doing nothing. You have no input, no real thing to worry about and at the same time nothing to care about. That's why so much bs and violence happens in jail because its the only distraction they have.
He has a point...but he can never really explain himself...that's why people clown him most of the time...but I know what he's talking about 95% of the time...
He sayin that from that standpoint of not having a choice
Those aren’t worries, that’s just operating a normal life with freedom.
There is a reason why people get thrown back in jail right after they get out. Some people can't deal with the stress of life and prefer to be in jail. People becoming institutionalized is a real thing.
"Aye! Everybody better watch them cheeks because I'm coming to collect" 😂😂😂
Possibly the funniest thing Andrew has ever said! OMG
Is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Would pay large sums of money to watch Schulz on that jail show
60 days in bruh I would pay atleast 100$ to watch it 😭
💀
Jail is easier than real life when you have Wax's I.Q AND you're as physically imposing.
Lol if that makes you feel better. You probably look like Andrew.
Lol I agree
This one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. 😂😂
“Wax, you wanna live your life with your kid and baby mama or you wanna live in jail because your physically imposing”
Yeh, I’ll take jail. That seems easier. 🙈🙈🙈
@@24gclarke yeah cause Wax isn't smart. HE'S the one saying jail easier than freedom.
Only some1 with a mind and body like Wax could think like that.
Nobody of avg intelligence or physicality would think jail is easier than being free.
@@MrJ1S easier as in you don’t have to worry about shit like bills etc ppl with common sense are usually fine
Schulz so funny he would probably be fine😂
"I'm the bear."
It was "Delirious."
You guys are lucky you guys got to go in general population I'm straight to solitary confinement no matter what time I commit I can never go back to general population again because of my "violent history"and all the guards are afraid of me
Life you can sit on your ass all day too but you just have better food and p**** that's dumbest thing I've ever heard
Somebody beat off to me going to get one disrespectful ass warning to put it lightly then u gonna get fucked up ether by me or one of the Mexicans. I ussally know at least 2 or 3 that happen to be there when I am. So far. Last time I was in solitary confinement everybody sending me notes threw the workers bragging that they know me I run Utahs jails. I sound cocky AF haa but true
Done a few bids in my time. Worse part about it was before you know what your sentence is, how boring it is even after you’re steady in your program, not being around women besides some female c.o.’s/teachers/nurses,going to the hole,being around people that are annoying/weirdos,c.o.’s that flex their “power”,missing what’s going on,how weird it feels your first couple weeks out when you come home. There’s other shit too but didn’t wanna keep writing more shit lol. It’s not scary unless you’re just soft like that. What’s worse than all that shit tho is having a record and how it follows you. Said my last bid was my last bid, came home n still had probation for three years that was a part of my plea, had a daughter that I’m with everyday, and haven’t even been close to catching another case. Freedom is not a thing to be taken for granted. My worst day out here is better in every way than my “best” day in there
Bless to you homie. Glad to see a man step up for his children. I’m in Canada with a record and it sucks but I’m still here for my kids. Keep ya head up bro, you payed your debt and you a man of God 🙏🏼
@@tylertracey8207 everyday alive is an opportunity. Bless up brudda
You can do it!!!!
Stay strong and dream BIG and PRAY🙏🏾
@@iamteamyou great n powerful words brudda. I signed a production deal with Take Two Games (Rockstar Games,all the 2K games) last year n this year I’ll be doing a lot of production for NBA 2K. Anything you can see in your mind can happen, whether it’s positive or negative. Being in control of your thoughts is so important
I did some construction work outside the front gates of a prison.. the co was making jokes when we were done the job, like see you next time. No f** I ain't seeing you next time, I ain't seeing you ever 😂😂😂
2:37
Charla's expression when Schulz does his thing on him in the jail.
I died when he said “lite work” 😂💀
Town Hall?! 🤨 Andrew thinks he’s going to a jail in Mayberry.
Andrew and charla had me rolling 😂😂😂
its probably easier for wax to be in jail considering he must be around 6'4 280 lbs lmao
It’s easy when you don’t have to worry about bills expenses traveling shit like that
@Marc Kai TCC
*2:20** just being released from county jail i can confirm that they have tablets with hundreds of podcasts brilliant idiots is top 10*
"washing the inside of cheeks" nahh bruh lmao
I think Wax is talking about the depression in prison. The isolation
And self reflection of all that could be and could’ve been
Schultz should go on 60 days in
"spread your cheeks and let some air in" lol
Ol' girl knows the most: being robbed is very similar to being in county. Same element of man to man domination.
Charlemagne is right: county is hard as fuck, is worse than prison.
God bless his innocence, he said town hall I fell on the fuckn floor
That "I'm coming to collect" always gets me 😂
Andrew was hilarious on this one 🤣
Haha he was amazing
He is a funny man he would do alright, entertainment has value in jail.
Yeah until he makes that one joke to the wrong person and gets his face smashed into the table
@@Dinnizzel97 facts
I get what Wax is saying. Life is hard because you have to make decisions for yourself, all that agency is taken away in jail. It's something that breeds distress, but on a fundamental level it's easier than making decisions and responding to the pressures of life.
I worked in the second biggest prison in Texas called Allred also known by inmates as Hellred, I worked in the High Security section of the prison, and honestly there’s so many ways Andrew could easily run his pod that I could explain
@Johnny Savage not only is he famous, but he’s a comedian, and a really good one at that...even if most of the inmates didn’t know who he was, being as funny as he is goes a long way in the pods, those type of people are usually the ones who everyone gets along with, and if they knew who he was that would make it even easier for him. Of course there’s other factors that he would need like having a pod with majority white people rather than hispanics or black, but there’s many way he could run a pod that doesn’t involve knowing how to fight because I witnessed it myself
She made a great point, he talks about been fearless. In jail is worse, it could be like been robbed everyday. If you fold while been robbed once, you are definitely bending over and over and over.
“LIGHT WORK” 😂
This one was hilarious 😂😂😂
`"I got eyelids and they know how to close" !!! - Hilarious, that should be on a Tshirt.. (-: (-:
Lol Andrew is a clown WTF!!! 😂😂😂
He’s a comedian
He'd be straight , he's funny. In facts he might have a following. Big Schulz on the yard .
Schulz getting that struggle snuggle
They mess with Wax so bad lol. Wax will be trying to preach the truth and they will clown him 24/7
Andrew when he took off his shirt 🥰
Light work
This nigga said “you just have to sit there and breath” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Wax is different
He’d do great because he’s humble and has a good sense of humor.
lol the perfect elements to become another prisoner's personal fleshlight
@@doshpits hahaha it kinda does sound like that
Life is paradise to some
And a
pair of dice to others
Andrew would thrive in anything outside of maximum security 😂 would thrive in minimum
The best podcast out here
Schulz realized he was white about 8:18 and it was hilarious.
Cheek Busters 💦
Schulz is hilarious 😂😂
SCHULTZ 2024
calm down
F*ck it throw him in
Schultz would be the bid have everyone in there rolling 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Open dem cheeks and let some air in”
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Light work!
Might as well do a vlog with Andrew in jail set up
I didn’t know Joe Budden did hard time.
I was in a holding cell for 1 night and it was death. Mainly cause i was locked by myself for 20 hrs with nothing to do.
I was for a night as well. Had one fight. Wasn't too bad.
I was in jail for 3 days 4 nights at the end of the first day one of the girls decided to try me I was ready to fight back but suddenly she backed down I looked back and 10 girls were behind me also ready to beat her up she didn't came near me again...it turned out if you have flexible and fun personality you can make friends in jail without fucking anyone(they're bored as fuck)
@@sn6953 Yoo, that is an evocative image. You made it sound like a funny scene from Orange is the New Black.
@@owenhunt not gonna lay I had to look up what evocative means🙈 yea I remember it like it was yesterday I thought I'm definitely going to get stabbed by her or her friends never pick fights in jail if you don't have friends to back you up that's what I learned in there...
@@owenhunt I made friends by telling funny stories and listening to theirs and not judging them also teaching them some stuff like to use condoms to not get pregnant right and left and reading a book isn't lame if it's not for education but is for killing time(I live in a third world country)
Wax is how everyone sounds trying to convince him he can’t win 😂😂🤦🏿♂️
Two pumps and a squirt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
The funniest part of all this is charlamange thinking he’s not a sheep lmao you lasting jus as long as Shultz 💯💯💯 wolves never run
County is hard hard time. They can hold you there for years before you go to prison. Schultz would make it bc he's a survivor and he has street smarts. Once you start doing your time instead of letting it do you; time is harder on the street. All these guys would be fine. But money will get you out of anything. None of these guys are going there. Or Taylor.... sorry Taylor.
You taking ice baths when you don’t work out??? Couldn’t be me 😂😂
Mfs said light work like he's going to Starbucks to get his girl a drink or som..bro chill 🤣
Charlamaganes face at 2:36, LOL
Not sure what I am listening to but I'm entertained. I need help 🤣🤣
“If life is harder than jail, then jail wouldn’t be a punishment”
Charlemagne: THEY DON’T JUST KILL YOU 😂
12:35 im ficking dying 😂😂😂
Wax rarely ever sounds like the smartest one on the pod….must’ve just had a good day this day lol
You absolutely shouldn't... But you are able to do whatever you wanna do 💯🤔🤨
🤣🤣🤣 @ walk into the town hall
Idk what jails they been in,but uh the jails i been in andrew would thrive in 24 hours,i mean unless he went in forreal sizin people up then he would get tossed in the showers faster than he left new york 🤣🤣
Bro, I never wanna read "tossed in the showers" ever again in my life! 😳😳😳 I want no parts of that life.
Life is harder than jail. Trying to live the right way in this world with all these ignorant people that push you to the limit everyday and you just ignore it and do it again tomorrow
There's jail n then there's prison. They are both hard but very different. I'd rather do 2 years in state prison than 1 year in county jail.
Schultz would be fine long as they don’t know he’s famous bruh boxes lol long as he works out and stays out the way he’ll be fine.
Townhall 😂😂😂😂
11:10 I’m dead😂😂
Wax is right 100%. In jail u just do time the real world you got bills, payments, responsibilities, family u got to take care of. Jail you just got to tell your love ones to send you commissary.
Lenard would last a long time slurping other men
Why they take down the full episode
Wax spittin facts
Longer than Charlemagne
I'm coming to collect lmfao
this format is sick
Wax wax wax.. love this guy
Jail really isn't shit but boring.
Bullpen therapy
Man! I miss Wax on here!
Andrew lives in Florida now. DO NOT go to jail in Florida. Ain't no air conditioning 😆
wax dropping truth bombs
Them counts gonna have Andrew holding pockets
First time wax was smart and right about everything he said
Your cloths, Your food, Your housing..... Everything is taken care of in jail. He’s telling the truth.
Everything in jail you hear about is only to pass time and escape the thoughts in your head.
Everything you do on the streets is available.
It’s just harder to acquire. And done differently.
So whatever you are on the outside of jail. Jail makes you more of that. Jail( Prison)
🙏🏾Just wanted to give God a shout out.!!!!!!
Thank You Lord My Salvation.💯
24 hours to live I'd probably die on the fifth, run in the station squeezing the ninth, I been waiting to get to hell and bust down satan, styles on this shet and I got spots vacant
This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Hes right though. Life is harder then jail or prison. but its very boring.
@Tripple A ive got about 12 years in fdoc. Prior to any cameras or tape elimination act. Guards and inmates were ruthless. You gotta handle that. I've been in the hospital for 3 months. I got jumped at windixe and my jaw was crushed. All for my phone. I honestly understand. I dont want to go back, but when you're locked up, if you know how to time, you have to let go and realize you are powerless. That was my major problem in my teenage years. Good luck man. I hope you the best
@@bobbyb4212 I think you misread his reply lmao
@@zalii3306 yes, i definitely missed the "if i was in jail" ending. I appreciate you for informing me
quoting the song is why he'd be good, its only 24 hrs
Wax getting bullied in these clips
shultz stop teasing the gays lol
This shit is hilarious
This is some funny shit. Awesome.
Light work
I'll give you jail is SIMPLER (in terms of routine) than real life. But EASIER!? I can't even smoke a blunt when I want to, tf is it easier?
if derek kills himself after being found guilty, he will get his just due ALOT WORSE THAN JAIL, hed wish he was in jail
Andrew cannot come back from this.
Wax will be disappointed if he goes to prison. That size won't stop lifers from holding you down and doing what they want to you. My homie came home with his face damn near disfigured from stabbings.
This why homeless people sometimes get arrested on purpose cause free food place to sleep shelter etc
Andrew would be fine. His comedic stature would make him respected.
Yeah. And once they are done with jokes, they will CLAP his cheeks.
Schultzy my boy
Ay I like your name
Is that Yo Gottis sister?