The french army is a joke (hoi4)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 118

  • @raptin1595
    @raptin1595 4 года назад +30

    Who would win? The mighty french army, or a sneaky fallschimjaeger boi

    • @Batman-jc8to
      @Batman-jc8to 4 года назад +1

      'Mighty' meanwhile gets knocked out in 6 weeks hahahah

    • @aislingfanning8860
      @aislingfanning8860 4 года назад +2

      OH HO HO I WILL EAT BAGUETTES AND USE MY SUPPIRIOR CAVALRY DIVISION TO PUSH BACK THE FIFTH PAZER GROUP! what could possibly go wrong?

    • @basedkaiser5352
      @basedkaiser5352 3 года назад +1

      @@Batman-jc8to still better than Prussia getting rekt in 2 weeks by Napoleon hahahahahaha

    • @zer.m491
      @zer.m491 3 года назад +2

      @@basedkaiser5352 Lol 😂 the British and Prussians defeated him in the end and banned him to a Island were he died

    • @V1Veros7
      @V1Veros7 2 года назад +1

      “I s🇫🇷rrender”

  • @basedkaiser5352
    @basedkaiser5352 3 года назад +2

    Someday we’ll find you, boche boy.

  • @aislingfanning8860
    @aislingfanning8860 4 года назад +4

    1940 beginning "How can the Germans possibly bypass our superior defences?" "France is so great!"
    1940 end "well shit"

  • @jeanjose8457
    @jeanjose8457 4 года назад +11

    Said that to Napoleon ;)
    (who won the ww1 ????)

    • @MrVordloldemord
      @MrVordloldemord 4 года назад +2

      The Americans on french terrain.

    • @agustinquetglas2588
      @agustinquetglas2588 4 года назад

      @@MrVordloldemord that in both world wars, because in WW2 the soviet have not the power to fight with the Germans, the US won both world wars alone

    • @MrVordloldemord
      @MrVordloldemord 4 года назад +4

      ​ @Agustín Quetglas omg that is so wrong. The Americans only fought against a weakened part of the Wehrmacht with only 840000 Men on the west. They never faced heavy tanks like the tiger. The soviets counter the full might of the Wehrmacht ( ap. 4 Mio Men) and fought massive tank battles. The americans were just scared that the soviets would march until Paris and Europe would be a communist
      continent.

    • @agustinquetglas2588
      @agustinquetglas2588 4 года назад

      @@MrVordloldemord if the US didn’t send all the money, bullets, guns and other thing to the USSR the German reich would win against the soviets

    • @MrVordloldemord
      @MrVordloldemord 4 года назад +2

      ​ @Agustín Quetglas no country alone could have won against Nazi Germany. Only united and outnumbering by 1: 20, the allies could have win.

  • @elpresidente5767
    @elpresidente5767 4 года назад +13

    at least we won two world wars ;))
    vive la FRANCE

    • @Sir_Ravenstein
      @Sir_Ravenstein 4 года назад +3

      Still your country was annexed like mine

    • @tmsupreme7763
      @tmsupreme7763 4 года назад +7

      No daddy america won that war for you

    • @elpresidente5767
      @elpresidente5767 4 года назад +3

      @merk.julian lol and they have shities army

    • @elpresidente5767
      @elpresidente5767 4 года назад +5

      @robin vermoesen in 1914 they 1vs 1 France at the battle of la Marne and they got defeated 🙊

    • @occitaniacrestiana8094
      @occitaniacrestiana8094 4 года назад +4

      @@elpresidente5767 Laisse tomber on a marché sur Berlin la prusse n'existe plus ces gens qui nous narguent sont des petites merdes invisibles dans la vraie vie c'est pour ça qu'ils provoquent. La France 🇫🇷🇫🇷 fascine et le monde en est jaloux

  • @-arabnationalist-2076
    @-arabnationalist-2076 4 года назад +8

    the 2nd Franco-Prussian war in the comments... it is between Nationalist Germans VS Nationalist French, and German Mercenaries.

  • @lachainebackup5339
    @lachainebackup5339 6 лет назад +27

    360 000 dead... yeah laugh at it.

    • @Leon-hi4vv
      @Leon-hi4vv 4 года назад +8

      Just some french deaths, so who cares. Lol

    • @Viviiiiiiie
      @Viviiiiiiie 4 года назад

      @[W]!tch3R why the heck are you two discussing that? It's really uninteresting every country was humiliated at one time

    • @jost6284
      @jost6284 4 года назад +2

      @[W]!tch3R what the hell why are they trying to put Germany in a good Spotlight im german an we started we losed it and killed a few mIllion jews but how cares wtf.

    • @elpresidente5767
      @elpresidente5767 4 года назад +4

      @Tornike Kvachantiradze 3 time?
      ww1 french victory
      ww2 french victory
      revolutinoary war french vcitory
      30 year war french victory (bavaria, and all of western germany sacked by french troops)
      franco dutch war french victory (the rhine sacked by french troops)
      VIVE LA FRANCE

    • @stetik1986
      @stetik1986 4 года назад

      @@elpresidente5767 ww2 french victory lmao it was soviets not french

  • @owenofhb8319
    @owenofhb8319 3 года назад +1

    the video is WWI footage, but the title says hoi4?

  • @troy4298
    @troy4298 4 года назад +2

    Wouldnt say that, alot of french ppl are rude af

  • @Zenmatrixx
    @Zenmatrixx 3 года назад +2

    French army without Napoleon is a joke.

  • @lukavidovic4033
    @lukavidovic4033  6 лет назад +38

    1 dislike = 1 surrender

    • @josselinjosselin4260
      @josselinjosselin4260 6 лет назад +9

      tu es vraiment un ptn de rageux cono

    • @navarro4238
      @navarro4238 6 лет назад +6

      1 dislike = prusse in 1806 and Germany in 1918 and 1945

    • @percu6144
      @percu6144 5 лет назад +5

      Who as a nuclear bomb?

    • @steinmayer2791
      @steinmayer2791 4 года назад +1

      @@percu6144 not you

    • @steinmayer2791
      @steinmayer2791 4 года назад +2

      @@percu6144 Robert Oppenheimer invended the Atomic Bomb and he was German

  • @sauronmordor7494
    @sauronmordor7494 4 года назад +8

    French Empire of Napoléon 1er +150 dicipline + 170 morale +1000 charisme

    • @АрафатМамаев
      @АрафатМамаев 4 года назад +1

      Invading to RUSSIA during winter -200 discipline, -300 morale, +500% more casualities of terrain, climate and partisans

  • @francelouie
    @francelouie 3 года назад +2

    C'est pas très gentil ça :c
    On va dire que c'est de bonne guerre xD
    et puis ça fait pile 200 si je like

  • @axcat-dragons8481
    @axcat-dragons8481 Год назад +1

    The only joke here is your video.

  • @eliasbalit4852
    @eliasbalit4852 6 лет назад +4

    Ptdrrr sale con

  • @jaredcox1932
    @jaredcox1932 4 года назад +3

    After Napoleon the French army sucked

  • @johnsteel6904
    @johnsteel6904 6 лет назад +23

    Vive la france !🇫🇷

  • @dmkfwolf2669
    @dmkfwolf2669 5 лет назад +8

    100% Fact xDDDD

  • @francehasbeenthemostimport9558
    @francehasbeenthemostimport9558 5 лет назад +13

    France invaded Germany 28 times since the 30 years war.

    • @steinmayer2791
      @steinmayer2791 4 года назад +1

      @@EuropaYou Well done, I like you.^

    • @elpresidente5767
      @elpresidente5767 4 года назад +2

      @@EuropaYou YOu forgot the time france raided most of germany during
      franco dutch war
      war of spannish sucession
      war of poland sucesssion
      revolutinaary war

    • @sunkissedalg
      @sunkissedalg 4 года назад

      and in 4 weeks germany controlled all of france

    • @elpresidente5767
      @elpresidente5767 4 года назад +1

      @@sunkissedalg first of all it was 6 and you want a record?
      In 19 days and 2 battle prussia surrendered to thd french empire in 1806 lol

    • @andreasazehaf1602
      @andreasazehaf1602 3 года назад

      Lol and how often we invade france