This might be the highest production value, greatest amount of work ever released on RUclips. The art direction is consistently amazing. Definitely most released all at once.
This so far beyond it is scary. If you read the comments on the other videos, this shows that it was planned years in advance. Which begs the question, were the original videos a part of this? or as this some random decision made in the last 9 years? I think this was all part of an insanely long plan.The effort, production values, and thought put into every video here is beyond anything youtube can provide.
Thank you Garfield, Jon and Odie for giving the desperate public more jokes to laugh with. Thank you so much, im going to cover my room in comic strips and spin so i can experience everything at once and ascend to a higher plain.
That's 4 hours of shots they used. Imagine all the retakes they had to do. Then they have to edit all these takes over all of these days and have them all set up to match the time of day. This is nothing short of top tier youtube shitposts.
I feel like they've probably created a custom program that edits the video for them (it's basically the same thing over and over again, shouldn't be too hard I think) and the captions
4:13:27 how long has this guy kept this a secret. It's like he's finally been given a socially acceptable outlet. This is what Garfield does for people, it amazes me how freely he accepts us.
Think about that- this is what Garfield does for people… yeah. Raymond wasn’t joking. Maybe he got help after this, maybe he was finally ready to tell people he can actually connect with.
I'm convinced the only reason RUclips hasn't age restricted a video with a bare penis and graphic birth scene is because so few people have watched the whole video
it used to be, something glitched and now it's not restricted anymore, I guess the mods looked at it again after 7 long years and were like "there's nothing graphic, let's get rid of this age restriction" and they didn't watch through to the end because they weren't being payed overtime lol
Just in case you want to skip to the famous part: 4:33:50 But I HIGHLY recommend you watch at least 30 minutes because it's clear how much time and effort was put into this.
@@L33PL4Y I think you are too used to only hearing the false costumer service voice and now fail to recognize what a genuine voice of appreciation sounds like
@@HercadosP No, without the callers they wouldn't have been able to make this. He genuinely appreciates all the support this got. I'm IN customer service. I know what phony and genuine sound like.
I did not expected for a girl at the end to be speaking horrific stuff with horror imagery in Polish language but Polska mentioned once again and that’s nice.
@@nattap.6201she says "this child isnt mine, this child is from the darkness, ive given birth to humanitys curse. I can ask for mercy, which i wont receive. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever, sick joke. But no one is laughing, my blood will remain.. Death isnt the end. I am in hell, this is hell!" And leaves
@@smilewithayushsharma455”This child isn’t mine. This child is from the darkness. I’ve given birth to humanity’s curse. I can ask for mercy, which I won’t receive. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever. Sick joke, but nobody is laughing. My blood will remain. Death isn’t the end. I am in hell. This is hell.”
The “HAHAHAHAA” male laugh in the laugh soundtrack drives me insane, I’ve heard this man do this loud annoying cackle, and he’s like louder than every one, he clearly feels like the center of attention
Fun fact: this laugh track is featured in the video game called "Neighbors from Hell". In that game, you are a star of TV show pranking a mean old neighbour in front of hidden cameras installed in his house.
The laugh track is from The Original General Series 6000 - Sound Effect Library specifically: LAUGHTER, CROWD INDOOR: MEDIUM CROWD IN NIGHT CLUB, AUDIENCE CrowdLaughter 6013_65_2
@@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123 The answers to the survey represent the garfield comics jokes, they are shocking at first, but as the time passes, its not surprising anymore. The second John is supposed to be Jim Davis (Creator of Garfield), here's a little story: Jim Davis made John as a little version of him in a comic named "John", where John was the principal and Garfield was just a secondary. But the John comic was not famous enough, and people liked Garfield more than John because they identified with him: A cat who hates Monday, loves to eat and sleep all day and likes to be in peace. Who doesn't? Thats why Jim decided to name the comic "Garfield", and make John a secondary and Garfield the principal. Some years then, when the comic art style updated a bit, Jim made John a little "Depressive", discouraged and with a lack of feminine affection, like an extension of Jim Davis' life then, because Jim was still drawing himself when he drew John, breaking the barrier between the artist and the character. Back to the film, when John shuts the door in front of Jim, we can see a little about the miserability of him because of Garfield taking his fame. When he randomly appears on a mountain we can see a guy painted with Garfield's colors which represents Garfield indeed. Then we can see him getting closer to Jim until Jim turns into a bunch of worms, which can represent how Garfield "devoured" his own creator. At the end, when the girl gives birth to the baby in the bathroom the girl says something I dont remember what did it mean, but its basically the creator repenting of Garfield. Before you say it; yeah, too much text. I think I missed some little details, but I just wanna end this comment.
@@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123 This video is essentially mocking Jim Davis for the fact his comics are incredibly unfunny and repetitive. It's also going into the fact that now JIm Davis is older, the creation he's unleashed onto this earth cannot be destroyed. Garfield will forever exist and Davis will be damned to eternal hell for it. The ending is essentially contextualizing this incredibly long and drawn out skit (that has an insane amount of hidden gems in it it's almost worth enduring). The creator of this channel has essentially used this platform to mock Jim Davis for his unfunny comics and clear self-insertion into Jon Arbuckle and has used the character to hide and project his insecurities. This channel is not dead though, I believe it will come back in a few years to deliver an even more in depth and nuanced satire of Jim Davis' unfunny creation.
Actually 6 hours! Combined with the other one hour video and the eleven other shorter ones that were uploaded at the same time! THAT'S some dedication!
One of my friends casually told me he knows Jim Davis. Apparently went to high school with his grandson in his home town and talked with Jim every now and then. If I knew Jim, I would corner him into watching all 4 hours of this masterpiece.
I think you have the responsibility to make that happen. You are one level of separation from the best mind in comedy. You must sit Jim down and watch this with him.
Yeah I noticed that too. The things going on in the window and out the front door shots line up too, you can see the same car or the same lady walking her dog in both shots. I'm not sure if this suggests it was all taken in one continuous 5 hour shooting session or if there is some really well laid out cinematography tricks going on
its astounding how they had to repeat that every single time because of the different names and the sun setting, so they just cant use a loop and call it a day
nerdyshow.com/2017/03/nerdy-show-interview-fatal-farm-returns-to-lasagna-cat/ here is an interview with the creators of lasagna cat, i think they talk about how they made and edited this but it's an hour long and i dont remember where they actually talk about the editing. EDIT: nevermind i listened to a bit, they start talking about the whole thing around 20 minutes in, and around 23 minutes they get in depth about the editing, 25 minutes they talk about how they decided the ending.
Cinemassacre brought me here. I watched júst for the ending. At midnight. not the best idea I ever had. But it's really random, sticking a creep-you-the-fuck-out ending on a four hour long random thing. Especially the last frame, with the eyes? I was told it was there, and I still missed it the first time.
if they managed to prepare answers to all 2,000 supposed messages in the video in and editing in 2 weeks they must've been working hard. props to them. I'm 100% certain the shortfilm was probably made beforehand (maybe a couple years in advance)
This video is life in a nutshell, the absurd becomes draining until it becomes absurd again. Thank you LC, I don't think I'll ever be able to grasp your genius.
2:25 Chad goes into detail. 4:54 Oh hi, It's me Ellie the liar. 6:30 Jenny has a lovely song and is unclear on what qualifies as sex 7:19 Max Power doesn't do humans 9:35 Robert has a nice long winded story 10:42 Jeremy had a dry spell in his 20s 12:17 Keith recalls his glory while on the toilet 13:19 Horny Randy lost track. 13:50 Kelly's number has a range 14:33 Alexis Chester is enthusiastic then calls back for an update 15:45 Robin is unsure 17:10 This is amazing doesn't know what he's doing 18:46 Ella seems a bit embarrassed 19:33 Tal plays bass 19:53 Mike flip flops hard 21:18 Victor considers suicide 23:20 Jeremy is saving himself for god 23:58 Jacob is looking for a partner 25:37 Jay thinks he knows 26:23 Ya boy dirty P is proud 27:10 Cody is also proud 31:40 Mikka has 7 or 8? 32:23 Mang is a virgin waiting for a marriage that will never happen 33:10 Malcom eats pussy 33:25 Anthony wants to kiss Garfield 33:56 Alistair is scandalous 34:45 Okay, Evan likes lasagna 35:20 Nathan has had quite a few sexual partners 35:36 J.C sets the high score 36:30 Jack wants to die 38:45 Alonia is another unsure participant 40:25 Will doesn't fuck 41:23 Sam is lonely 42:25 Bocephus has also had many sexual partners 43:42 My asshole hurts 44:08 Adam isn't sure how we're counting 44:41 Rotten Potatoman Zero... Zero... Zero... Zero. 45:33 Zoob is from Brooklyn and I guess that leads to more sex 47:13 Donald Duck calls in 47:34 Stephen thinks he knows 48:06 Patrick mumbles his way to the answer 49:05 Gunrich finds this funny 49:55 Anonymous also finds this funny 50:46 Chalice the self lover really doesn't know what's going on 51:48 Rusty's results are classified 53:21 Bob the builder! Can he jack it? YES HE CAN! 54:12 Carl fucks 54:58 Austin is just shy of the high score by a couple million googolplex 55:43 Pat sets the low score 56:18 Paula shows us that ladies can also have an absurdly high number 56:35 Martha's man doesn't think we'll believe it 57:04 Patrick has a nice round mil 57:20 Nasty has also coitused hard with a million 58:14 Izzy needs clarification on the question 58:33 Tyler has had at least 250 59:05 Tim's number increases when you include things that aren't sex 59:45 Kali rounds up
The mannequins getting weirder makes me think they were rush-produced in a factory and they cared more for quantity than quality and didn't pay attention to how morphed and bizarre they were becoming.
I'd like to think they started off normal, but filling their heads with forbidden knowledge about things like sex and Garfield caused them to undergo horrific transformations.
proud to say that i have officially watched and finished this video, you get used to the laugh track after a while, but the end is fr crazy. 10/10 would watch again if I had freetime
TrashLock the sun also changes it's position in the sky, the lighting and shadows change with the time of day and the background all changes in real time.
Yeah I still have no fucking idea how they shot this without killing themselves. Its over a thousand takes. Well over a thousand. It would've taken days to film all that shit. The transition of time however is seamless. There MUST have been some copy-pasting... but every time I think I've spotted something that's 'templated' it ends up occasionally varying in a way that couldn't have been copy-pasted. This is either 99% greenscreened or painstakingly and masterfully edited in a single day.
OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED IT ALL OUT. There's a formula to the editing... "First part" is the pan away from the newspaper and looking up to address the knocker, then zooming in on the door, then the door opens. Unique audio plays each time, but realistically you only need to shoot this scene once or twice per hour of the day with each character to give the impression of non-repeated footage. But I assure you it repeats. No camera dolly/operator on earth is THAT consistent. The door has a greenscreen behind it once opened (or it is carefully masked out) "Second part" is the "Name? Name Who?" scenes. This is done on a greenscreen with it getting progressively darker. There's no way to cheat this; they would have had to film this each time, but they could have filmed it in sequence this way in a fraction of the time. THIS IS THE CLEVER PART THOUGH... It's got a transparent background, it plays over the "first part" to trick you into thinking it was all one take. A scene change is occurring here though. How else do they get up and make it to the door basically instantly? They could have emulated the lightness with a lighting rig in the greenscreen room. Its likely the actors did all their takes sequentially, then the next person did their takes etc... "Third part" are the mannequins. Just make a million of these in Photoshop, transparent backgrounds of course. You only need about 4 base heads, 2 base bodies and the rest are just tweaked with accessories. "Forth part" is an all-day filming of outside. Through the hole in the door of the 'first part' you see the 'third' and 'forth' parts. "Fifth part" is that someone would have had to 'comic-strip'-ify each of these scenes, which would probably have been the most painstaking part. Imagine how long it would have taken to do pixel tracking on every single scene... that's why the "first part" is only filmed about 30 odd times. It's just the same animation with a different comic strip. Genius. There are other parts. The speech bubble animation sequences, I imagine that was all pre-edited by a third party so that the author could have pre-synced speech bubbles with the phone audio. I'm speculating but its quite likely some outsourcing had to happen to make this movie. BUT NOW YOU UNDERSTAND how they created this masterpiece, how cleverly edited it was, and how they could easily double or triple the duration just by filming more of the 'second' parts and editing more 'fifth' parts. How else could this unholy beast be 4 HOURS LONG AND NOBODY DIED MAKING IT. ITS LIKE A DEAD GIVEAWAY JEAZ. Someone please stop letting me post RUclips comments or even watch RUclips at all, I think wayyyy too much about the editing...
1owk3y. all possible. However would like to clarify actuated camera rigs are a thing. They could have conceivably had an automated system setup for the consistent sweeping pans. otherwise decent stabs at how they may have approached everything. Although, you can fake lighting in post now, especially if you record in white light. There are FX BTS videos online showing this. So "it can't be faked" is also very much no longer true.
These dudes put in so much fucking effort just to communicate how unfunny Garfield is, it's honestly incredible. This is the single greatest insult I have ever witnessed.
The entire channel is acting out garfield comics to show how stupid and pointless they are, then following them up with an exalting, hauntingly strange shitpost.
Nah, this is not a critic is a sureal parody. They work with the joke the lamest possible and then take it to the extreme. This is the interview where they explain that this is a tribute: consequenceofsound.net/2017/07/celebrating-jim-davis-with-lasagna-cat-an-interview-with-fatal-farm/
"It’s a really just simple joke and it keeps going and going and going, and it’s not particularly funny, you get it, and it just goes on forever. That’s Garfield." not only did you not understand lasagnacat, you also didn't read the article. the entire thing is about how Garfield isn't funny, and yet there's not a person in the US who wouldn't recognize him.
Some new stuff would be awesome. The stuff you come up with is like nothing else, especially since I have no clue who this is. The kind of editing and commitment you have to make a skit is mind blowing. Something you'd expect from a professional studio. I would almost expect a feature film to show up out of the blue and end up on streaming platforms. Not that I'm hinting at anything.
timestamps for myself of moments that made me laugh (incomplete) 7:22 four total, zero humans 12:20 the man, the Keith, the legend 13:20 "Horny Randy" 14:40 37, later 39 17:20 wrong number? 19:38 Tal Bolio the bass player 21:20 someone needs to check up on Victor 23:29 his pp belongs to Jesus 24:00 lookin for dates 25:00 "Mr. Monday, 55" 25:40 -2 26:26 dirty P, ya boi 27:30 "Tyler, 69" 32:30 "I'm also waiting til marriage, which will be never" 33:28 you are what you eat 34:00 bro you a victim 💀 34:54 the lasagna fucker 35:26 "200" 35:46 "one googolplex million" 42:35 "679" 46:34 "AAAAHHH" 51:51 classified (virgin) 55:02 4,272,296.5 1:04:24 sexual gardeners 1:11:32 1:24:48 2:05:45 2:15:30 2:21:07 2:32:23 2:33:33 2:36:02 2:46:26 2:55:12 2:57:20 3:00:24 3:01:30 3:02:15 3:05:05 3:06:42 i want to die 3:11:58 3:14:00 3:27:00 3:33:20 the Paul saga 3:47:07 4:08:45 hamburgar peenus 4:13:20 Raymond returns 4:20:57
Imagine: that woman at the end probably thought she was apart of some deep, foreign art film. When they sent her the final product, she had to sit through 4 hours and 34 minutes of "Sex Survey Results." These guys are fucking great.
@@jkfecke of moments we've shared, just like a lasagna - created with care, the flavors are burning - a new page is turning, and i hope that you'll be there in the end - goodbye my friend.
In a little under 3 years, I hope that something even more absurd will bring the 3rd season of Lasagna Cat. I hope it's a season every 9 years. Also the long calls are the best ones.
They're two completely different series. But in terms of being on that unsettling level, yeah, this Garfield series might take place first place for 2017.
Someone has had to have noticed that when it zooms out of Jon's newspaper you can see something about scientists discovering infinite time looping or something like that.
Wasn't the idea that you all could call there to say your name and your sexual partners, because they KNEW that a lot of you would make the SAME joke over and over again which becames so lame that it'll stand in the next Garfield comic strip in the paper. And then there is another caller with the same exact joke. Isn't that why they chose sexual partners, because that would urge people to troll? Maybe they expected much more prank calls, people are surprisingly honest.
That ending is one of the most effective horror short films I've ever seen! Hats off to all the cast and crew. The special effects for the baby were incredible! Well done
@@nothappeningmate9402 "that ENDING is...." the ending is like 7 min. About the length of a short film. I understand the sex survey results go on for hours but the ending is a 7 min short story.
I still can’t believe they perfectly transcribed, edited in, and have Jon’s actor say a third of everyone’s name in just two weeks. Not to mention all the unique parts with Garfield and Odie.
Jon's life never changes. Each comic is a seperate universe to every other. There cannot be character development, or a plotline, because it cannot be expected that someone had seen the comic strip that introduced that story. As such, there can never be a callback to a previous joke. Each one must stand on it's own. This is impossible. There are simply too few jokes that can be written to fit the comic. With no other choice, they start reusing them, oftentimes blatantly, and repeatedly. This is what the survey results embody. The same joke, with only tiny, minute changes between each iteration, and the audience eats it up regardless. The same story, repeated ad-infinitum. The same beaten-dead jokes given a new hat and thrown on to the stage to perform again and again. It is expected for them to be comedy, so comedy they become, even if they do not deserve, nor want, the title. The choice of topic for the video is intentional. Sex is exciting by it's very nature. It would seem impossible to make sex boring, right? Wrong. The survey is beaten to us again and again, and within minutes it loses all of it's comedy. But long after that, the joke repeats, with only the rare change in the routine to keep us hooked. Anything will be ruined with enough repeats. The final visitor is the ultimate representation of the static plotline. Jon never gets a true girlfriend, never scores the dates he wants, because then his anguish would no longer be able to be turned into another joke to abuse for the audience's desire. Jon Arbuckle is the designated laughing stock forever more, even as his eternal torment is consumed, vomited, and consumed again, and we never realize the monotony of it all. And if Jon is (or at least was) the self-insert of Jim Davis... then who's really being laughed at then? Garfield isn't funny. It never was. Jon suffers so we can laugh in delight. He will never be free from his prison, for as long as he is funny. He is not, but perception changes everything; we expect Garfield the comic to be funny, so it becomes funny. The cycle will continue, and in the end nobody will have cared further than the cat which makes them laugh.
Jon's life never changes. Each comic is a seperate universe to every other. There cannot be character development, or a plotline, because it cannot be expected that someone had seen the comic strip that introduced that story. As such, there can never be a callback to a previous joke. Each one must stand on it's own. This is impossible. There are simply too few jokes that can be written to fit the comic. With no other choice, they start reusing them, oftentimes blatantly, and repeatedly. This is what the survey results embody. The same joke, with only tiny, minute changes between each iteration, and the audience eats it up regardless. The same story, repeated ad-infinitum. The same beaten-dead jokes given a new hat and thrown on to the stage to perform again and again. It is expected for them to be comedy, so comedy they become, even if they do not deserve, nor want, the title. The choice of topic for the video is intentional. Sex is exciting by it's very nature. It would seem impossible to make sex boring, right? Wrong. The survey is beaten to us again and again, and within minutes it loses all of it's comedy. But long after that, the joke repeats, with only the rare change in the routine to keep us hooked. Anything will be ruined with enough repeats. The final visitor is the ultimate representation of the static plotline. Jon never gets a true girlfriend, never scores the dates he wants, because then his anguish would no longer be able to be turned into another joke to abuse for the audience's desire. Jon Arbuckle is the designated laughing stock forever more, even as his eternal torment is consumed, vomited, and consumed again, and we never realize the monotony of it all. And if Jon is (or at least was) the self-insert of Jim Davis... then who's really being laughed at then? Garfield isn't funny. It never was. Jon suffers so we can laugh in delight. He will never be free from his prison, for as long as he is funny. He is not, but perception changes everything; we expect Garfield the comic to be funny, so it becomes funny. The cycle will continue, and in the end nobody will have cared further than the cat which makes them laugh who?
@@Sprudelpudel Jon's life never changes. Each comic is a seperate universe to every other. There cannot be character development, or a plotline, because it cannot be expected that someone had seen the comic strip that introduced that story. As such, there can never be a callback to a previous joke. Each one must stand on it's own. This is impossible. There are simply too few jokes that can be written to fit the comic. With no other choice, they start reusing them, oftentimes blatantly, and repeatedly. This is what the survey results embody. The same joke, with only tiny, minute changes between each iteration, and the audience eats it up regardless. The same story, repeated ad-infinitum. The same beaten-dead jokes given a new hat and thrown on to the stage to perform again and again. It is expected for them to be comedy, so comedy they become, even if they do not deserve, nor want, the title. The choice of topic for the video is intentional. Sex is exciting by it's very nature. It would seem impossible to make sex boring, right? Wrong. The survey is beaten to us again and again, and within minutes it loses all of it's comedy. But long after that, the joke repeats, with only the rare change in the routine to keep us hooked. Anything will be ruined with enough repeats. The final visitor is the ultimate representation of the static plotline. Jon never gets a true girlfriend, never scores the dates he wants, because then his anguish would no longer be able to be turned into another joke to abuse for the audience's desire. Jon Arbuckle is the designated laughing stock forever more, even as his eternal torment is consumed, vomited, and consumed again, and we never realize the monotony of it all. And if Jon is (or at least was) the self-insert of Jim Davis... then who's really being laughed at then? Garfield isn't funny. It never was. Jon suffers so we can laugh in delight. He will never be free from his prison, for as long as he is funny. He is not, but perception changes everything; we expect Garfield the comic to be funny, so it becomes funny. The cycle will continue, and in the end nobody will have cared further than the cat which makes them laugh, 69,420
The repeating laugh track makes me feel like I'm being driving insane, almost to the point where I'm maniacally laughing alone with them whenever anything out of the ordinary happens. Also my love goes out to the man who played Jon. The constant enthusiasm and energy he puts onto _every damn scene_ and the permanent light in his voice when he calls out "Who's there?" is exceptional. Hope everyone who participated and helped this insane project be created is doing swell.
Thank you lasagnacat, for this has opened my eyes and made me face the reality of my existence. I am nothing if not an infant stuck in a toilet at my mother's school, and I'm not pretending to be blind anymore.
You could've just told Jim Davis that he wasn't funny like any other person, but nope, instead you had to prove it not only to him, but to the world. I salute you for that.
i love how this is nothing but 4 hours of odie, garfield, and jon going through a perfectly transition-looped effect of meeting random named mannequins of various ages while looking at the newspaper feed of the previously set comic piece.
You know when people jokingly say "This is the best video on RUclips/ The Final Boss of the Internet/ The absolute best thing EVER created/ NOTHING will EVER come close to this piece of art?" Well... We finally found a video that LEGITIMATELY fits in all those categories.
This right here is dedication to a joke. Literal years of work and millions of people left confused just to make that statement in a very shitposty way (very advanced for it time if i say so myself, since these have been being produced for almost ten years and that sort of humour is fairly recent for most people) this is really a masterpiece, and i cannot express enough how much i love the lasagna cat project. I almost like it more than the pipe stripe. Speaking of the pipe stripe, even tough i only mentioned it to make a joke comparing the lenghtiness of this paragraph and the video with that comic stripe produced by the RUclips channel lasagna cat, both with very exaggerated lenghts and depths to review such a ridiculous joke, wich was the joke of the video otself and the whole joke behind this video and all other videos/jokes produced by lasagna cat. Well, speaking of that video, I can say for sure that it has the same kind of contribution to this project's joke as this video right here, taking it to the extreme where it has so many layers of irony and sarcasm that they are unrecognisable anymore. And thats what this is all about, thats almost the whole vision, just an ironic take on an unfunny comic thats way more popular than it should be. And after all that, I still have one question to the visionary behind this genius masterpiece... Now where could my pipe be?
I like to imagine RUclips literally can't bring themselves to take this down, nudity and all, because of the sheer respect and appreciation they have for this. Thats probably wrong, but its nice to imagine
This really shows the repetitive nature of garfield, how it's praised as amazing, Garfield took everything over, Jon slowly faided into the background stuck in a loop where Garfield is the star and Jon is alone.
@@aheiiv yeah I thought some were funny too. I'm saying that the creators are playing off of it being unfunny to them, expecting people to say stupid shit.
Watching this makes me cry,not cuz its that "omg my childhood characters😭" stuff I'm crying on how the first one just said "zero" or how dead they sound
I don’t think the purpose of this was to show that Jim Davis is unfunny and to somehow belittle him as many people here think. I think it’s just to show how our culture can blow any concept out of proportion and how consumerism can twist anything into something unrecognizable over a LONG period of time.
look i’ve just come from a video essay about this and i have to say i w’s shocked but happy in a way but i’m it sure but then hats off to the creators for this real masterpiece 🎉
The language the woman at the end is speaking is Polish. Polish transcript: "To dziecko nie jest moje. Te dziecko jest coś z ciemności. Ja porodziłam ludzkie przekleństwo. Ja mogę zapytać o łaskę, co ja nie dostanę. Moja dusza będzie połknięta i wymiotowana, i połknięta jeszcze raz. Na zawsze. Chory żart ale nikt się nie śmieje. Moja krew zostanie. Śmierć nie jest końcem. Jestem w piekle. To jest piekło." English translation: "This child isn't mine. This child is from the darkness. I bore the humanity's curse. I can ask for mercy, which I won't get. My soul will be consumed and thrown up and then consumed again. Forever. Sick joke, but no one's laughing. My blood will stay. Death isn't the end. I'm in hell. This is hell."
itch rofl I'm Serbian and I couldn't understand more than 10% of what she was saying, but I understood literally 95% of what you wrote without looking at the translation.
Insanely Sick imo tłumaczenie jest dobre, nie widzę w nim większych problemów, poza drobnym błędem gramatycznym. język użyty wydaje mi się jak najbardziej celowy.
They literally did this for 12 years just to tell Jim Davis, _"not funny, didn't laugh."_
Well it is actually to tell him *not funny didn't laugh* and *you're repetitive*
Santiago Ponpah seriously
@@Obamide. You really have to wonder if Jim Davis didn't grossly offend these guys somewhere!
I mean this is like high school reunion-level revenge!
Funny, did laugh
pin ball nope
This might be the highest production value, greatest amount of work ever released on RUclips. The art direction is consistently amazing. Definitely most released all at once.
MakingShorts this is definitely up there with don't hug me I'm scared.
What? How is this high production value?
There's many videos on RUclips with much higher production value than this.
Did you watch the last seven minutes of this one or any of the other twelve videos uploaded at the same time?
This is leagues above "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared".
This so far beyond it is scary. If you read the comments on the other videos, this shows that it was planned years in advance. Which begs the question, were the original videos a part of this? or as this some random decision made in the last 9 years? I think this was all part of an insanely long plan.The effort, production values, and thought put into every video here is beyond anything youtube can provide.
The fact you can watch this video with no content warning is insane
shushhhhh don't let youtube know I'm pretty sure no one on their team actually watched it til the end
Only if you're logged in.
@@epkodaThey probably have an ai to do it
There’s porn on RUclips without a content warning
@@Pmf95k how do you know...
Thank you Garfield, Jon and Odie for giving the desperate public more jokes to laugh with. Thank you so much, im going to cover my room in comic strips and spin so i can experience everything at once and ascend to a higher plain.
WTF THEY HEARTED IT
@@Ghazest yeah they did, they love their fans
lasagnacat return to 2026 real?!?!
@@Woohoowi1 I am not connected, I just really love Garfield and the hijinks the gang gets into haha
the only hearted comment in this section
Not participating in the survey when I had the chance is the single biggest regret of my natural life.
Damn I think the same
I found this channel a few months after survey
agreed
i hate missing out on something big
same
Hell same
Just remember the actors did this for 4 hours and someone had to edit this
Just remember the actors did this for 12 years just to insult garfield
Only Jon had to do it, Garfield only had to say it and Odie is just one clip repeated over and over
@@reimarpb Garfield and Odie's actors both recorded a separate voice line for each person
That's 4 hours of shots they used. Imagine all the retakes they had to do. Then they have to edit all these takes over all of these days and have them all set up to match the time of day. This is nothing short of top tier youtube shitposts.
I feel like they've probably created a custom program that edits the video for them (it's basically the same thing over and over again, shouldn't be too hard I think) and the captions
4:13:27 how long has this guy kept this a secret. It's like he's finally been given a socially acceptable outlet. This is what Garfield does for people, it amazes me how freely he accepts us.
the fact that he had several other calls too and said in the comments he’s normally a really anxious person too
i hope raymond is doing okay
Aguante Gaturro
@@lautarofranco6423ese chorro plajista nadie lo quiere, por eso no duran NADA sus esculturas jsjsa
Think about that- this is what Garfield does for people… yeah. Raymond wasn’t joking. Maybe he got help after this, maybe he was finally ready to tell people he can actually connect with.
I'm convinced the only reason RUclips hasn't age restricted a video with a bare penis and graphic birth scene is because so few people have watched the whole video
it used to be, something glitched and now it's not restricted anymore, I guess the mods looked at it again after 7 long years and were like "there's nothing graphic, let's get rid of this age restriction" and they didn't watch through to the end because they weren't being payed overtime lol
using my chance to see the whole thing!
some say this was the last script Stanley Kubrick wrote before he died
Just Jim who died?
Every single person at the door is Jack Nicholson doing a slightly different voice
oh god I laughed so hard
Or the first.
nigga was avant garde as fuck.
Imagine having mannequins knock on your door for 4 and a half hours just to tell you how many sexual encounters they've had.
Sounds like a 4 and a half hours well spent
I don't have to...
JoshFloor my kind of friday night
That's a normal Wednesday for me...
JoshFloor Hugh Jass 69
It took me 20 minutes to realize this is formatted like a 3-panel comic
Just in case you want to skip to the famous part: 4:33:50
But I HIGHLY recommend you watch at least 30 minutes because it's clear how much time and effort was put into this.
Love how Jon manages to maintain a perfectly condescending tone for the entire 4 hours.
It doesn't come off as condescending to me at all. It comes off as very sweet and grateful for the huge fan response.
@@L33PL4Yfax
@@L33PL4Y I think you are too used to only hearing the false costumer service voice and now fail to recognize what a genuine voice of appreciation sounds like
@@HercadosP No, without the callers they wouldn't have been able to make this. He genuinely appreciates all the support this got. I'm IN customer service. I know what phony and genuine sound like.
I think they reuse the clip and just add the new persons name
Imagine making a whole RUclips series just to tell that Jim Davis isn’t funny.
Sr Gumborg Says the one who copied Sr Pelo’s profile.
This isn't copied I haven't seen this one
@@mw6ngi0 okay
@@mw6ngi0 Ah yes. Because we all can’t type the same thing. It’s against the law.
@@mw6ngi0 and they’re showing appreciation to the original comment
I did not expected for a girl at the end to be speaking horrific stuff with horror imagery in Polish language but Polska mentioned once again and that’s nice.
Its funny how most people who watched the video have no idea what she's talking about (polska gurom)
What is she talking about??
@@nattap.6201she says "this child isnt mine, this child is from the darkness, ive given birth to humanitys curse. I can ask for mercy, which i wont receive. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever, sick joke. But no one is laughing, my blood will remain.. Death isnt the end. I am in hell, this is hell!" And leaves
@@smilewithayushsharma455turn the captions on and it’ll show English subtitles
@@smilewithayushsharma455”This child isn’t mine. This child is from the darkness. I’ve given birth to humanity’s curse. I can ask for mercy, which I won’t receive. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever. Sick joke, but nobody is laughing. My blood will remain. Death isn’t the end. I am in hell. This is hell.”
It's been 6 years and I keep coming back here to rewatch these 5 hours...
😂😂
The fact you guys went through all this just to show how you find Garfield unfunny is just impressive.
Cole Goodrich yeah I know what you mean
At the very end they imply Garfield is a horrific miscarriage that Jim Davis never put much effort into. But "humor is so subjective".
Cole Goodrich less that they don’t find him funny, more he’s the ultimate product of a vapid culture which rejects art and created clones
@@atom5k563 I thought at the end it represented his daughter working at paws incorperated
@@atom5k563 they reference loss. In the end, only an epic comic like Garfield can face the ultimate comic: loss
It’s my sleepover and I get to choose the movie.
Potemer guess I’m not coming over
Guess I'm coming over
Why u copy meh
@@huhoka.y3163 comedy
They better do it again
The “HAHAHAHAA” male laugh in the laugh soundtrack drives me insane, I’ve heard this man do this loud annoying cackle, and he’s like louder than every one, he clearly feels like the center of attention
Fun fact: this laugh track is featured in the video game called "Neighbors from Hell". In that game, you are a star of TV show pranking a mean old neighbour in front of hidden cameras installed in his house.
I noticed that laugh as well, its got an odd cadence to it.
And I don't think its from that game, it stands out enough that you would notice
@@_space_cat_ That concept goes SO HARD wow
The laugh track is from The Original General Series 6000 - Sound Effect Library specifically:
LAUGHTER, CROWD
INDOOR: MEDIUM CROWD IN NIGHT CLUB, AUDIENCE
CrowdLaughter 6013_65_2
After an absurd investigation, I realize this actually has a very deep context and is not just something random or to just scare people
Whats the context?
@@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123 The answers to the survey represent the garfield comics jokes, they are shocking at first, but as the time passes, its not surprising anymore. The second John is supposed to be Jim Davis (Creator of Garfield), here's a little story: Jim Davis made John as a little version of him in a comic named "John", where John was the principal and Garfield was just a secondary. But the John comic was not famous enough, and people liked Garfield more than John because they identified with him: A cat who hates Monday, loves to eat and sleep all day and likes to be in peace. Who doesn't? Thats why Jim decided to name the comic "Garfield", and make John a secondary and Garfield the principal. Some years then, when the comic art style updated a bit, Jim made John a little "Depressive", discouraged and with a lack of feminine affection, like an extension of Jim Davis' life then, because Jim was still drawing himself when he drew John, breaking the barrier between the artist and the character. Back to the film, when John shuts the door in front of Jim, we can see a little about the miserability of him because of Garfield taking his fame. When he randomly appears on a mountain we can see a guy painted with Garfield's colors which represents Garfield indeed. Then we can see him getting closer to Jim until Jim turns into a bunch of worms, which can represent how Garfield "devoured" his own creator. At the end, when the girl gives birth to the baby in the bathroom the girl says something I dont remember what did it mean, but its basically the creator repenting of Garfield.
Before you say it; yeah, too much text. I think I missed some little details, but I just wanna end this comment.
@@dtlels3439i saw a vídeo that said exactly what You were explaining
4:33:51 @@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123
@@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123 This video is essentially mocking Jim Davis for the fact his comics are incredibly unfunny and repetitive. It's also going into the fact that now JIm Davis is older, the creation he's unleashed onto this earth cannot be destroyed. Garfield will forever exist and Davis will be damned to eternal hell for it. The ending is essentially contextualizing this incredibly long and drawn out skit (that has an insane amount of hidden gems in it it's almost worth enduring). The creator of this channel has essentially used this platform to mock Jim Davis for his unfunny comics and clear self-insertion into Jon Arbuckle and has used the character to hide and project his insecurities.
This channel is not dead though, I believe it will come back in a few years to deliver an even more in depth and nuanced satire of Jim Davis' unfunny creation.
Almost 5 hours, jesus, that's some dedication.
this was one hell of a comeback, see you guys in 10 years
lol
Actually 6 hours! Combined with the other one hour video and the eleven other shorter ones that were uploaded at the same time! THAT'S some dedication!
Meanwhile.....
don't forget the videos on the other channels
Hello. We have the same profile picture, but mine has glasses and hair.
And I thought the age restriction was because of the sex survey. Then I skipped to the end of the video.
Crowne Prince Hey! Hey! Hey! Surprise seeing you here!
Crowne Prince okay why the hell-
His left has gone totally numb so he can't walk
That's sad
I hate Mondays.
this guy will be back in 2026, knowing that the channel uploaded again after 9 years of silence.
One of my friends casually told me he knows Jim Davis. Apparently went to high school with his grandson in his home town and talked with Jim every now and then. If I knew Jim, I would corner him into watching all 4 hours of this masterpiece.
I think you have the responsibility to make that happen. You are one level of separation from the best mind in comedy. You must sit Jim down and watch this with him.
Poor old jimmy's heart couldn't take that ending though
That’s not the point I don’t think, that would be so sad
Dude, the hands on the clock move in real time.
This is art, and an almost obsessive dedication to that art.
Well spotted, holy crap
Yeah I noticed that too. The things going on in the window and out the front door shots line up too, you can see the same car or the same lady walking her dog in both shots. I'm not sure if this suggests it was all taken in one continuous 5 hour shooting session or if there is some really well laid out cinematography tricks going on
Screw the clock, how about the day slowly becoming night in real time
It's actually filmed in real time according to a interview podcast
@@dominikkostal9675 that’s gotta get boring. that’s great editing though. most people are never gonna finish this though
The actors must've been completely dead inside by the end of filming this
its astounding how they had to repeat that every single time because of the different names and the sun setting, so they just cant use a loop and call it a day
more like the editors
Bye the end of this something odd happens
The editor's the real victim here
nerdyshow.com/2017/03/nerdy-show-interview-fatal-farm-returns-to-lasagna-cat/ here is an interview with the creators of lasagna cat, i think they talk about how they made and edited this but it's an hour long and i dont remember where they actually talk about the editing. EDIT: nevermind i listened to a bit, they start talking about the whole thing around 20 minutes in, and around 23 minutes they get in depth about the editing, 25 minutes they talk about how they decided the ending.
4:26:00 THE DISCORD NOTIFICATIONS WHILE THAT GUY WAS RECORDING THE MORSE CODE LMAO
ive genuinely never felt so insane after watching a video fully before
Raymond is off the chain lmao
yeah, raymond is a fucking legend (also hi proto)
i want to meet this legend.
Yes the Raymond Saga is the best highlight of this video.
I appreciate it. In my defense, I was REALLY drunk and really wanted to be the video
HOLY CRAP ITS RAYMOND but is it true that u catfished men before lol
I have a feeling not a lot of people watched that horrifying ending
I did.
My penis shriveled up into nothing.
Cinemassacre brought me here. I watched júst for the ending. At midnight. not the best idea I ever had. But it's really random, sticking a creep-you-the-fuck-out ending on a four hour long random thing. Especially the last frame, with the eyes? I was told it was there, and I still missed it the first time.
@@omikronweapon same here. I´m really regretting it
I watched only the ending bc Cinemassacre mentioned it.
@@pitprincexx1137 Can you imagine if _Fatal Farms_ did the production work for AVGN? Wowsers! 😳
They gave out the phone number on Feb 9 and posted these results on Feb 23. MY GOD THESE GUYS ARE FAST.
No fucking way!!!! I didn't know this.
if they managed to prepare answers to all 2,000 supposed messages in the video in and editing in 2 weeks they must've been working hard. props to them. I'm 100% certain the shortfilm was probably made beforehand (maybe a couple years in advance)
This video is life in a nutshell, the absurd becomes draining until it becomes absurd again.
Thank you LC, I don't think I'll ever be able to grasp your genius.
"Humor is so subjective. I don't think anyone really knows what's funny."
That gave me chills!
So did the girl literally giving birth but nobody's talking about that
@@madkirk7431 she gave birth to jon,its even creepier when u understand what she said
@@UnfunnyBozo please, what did she say?
@@christianmedina6343 i dont remember lol ask google
@@christianmedina6343turn on the captions.
This video makes me feel so alone in the world. There isn't a single person I can share this with.
You're sharing it with us, friendo.
As soon as I finished watching it I had the exact same line of tought. Guess we are not alone. Cheer up.
I wish I could share it with more people but I'm sure 99% of them would think I'm crazy watching stuff like this (this is great stuff)
carianoff, 0
Same, I used to have one person I could've maybe shared this with but we don't talk anymore.
4:20:51 I'm fucking dying they actually made a Deez joke.
2:25 Chad goes into detail.
4:54 Oh hi, It's me Ellie the liar.
6:30 Jenny has a lovely song and is unclear on what qualifies as sex
7:19 Max Power doesn't do humans
9:35 Robert has a nice long winded story
10:42 Jeremy had a dry spell in his 20s
12:17 Keith recalls his glory while on the toilet
13:19 Horny Randy lost track.
13:50 Kelly's number has a range
14:33 Alexis Chester is enthusiastic then calls back for an update
15:45 Robin is unsure
17:10 This is amazing doesn't know what he's doing
18:46 Ella seems a bit embarrassed
19:33 Tal plays bass
19:53 Mike flip flops hard
21:18 Victor considers suicide
23:20 Jeremy is saving himself for god
23:58 Jacob is looking for a partner
25:37 Jay thinks he knows
26:23 Ya boy dirty P is proud
27:10 Cody is also proud
31:40 Mikka has 7 or 8?
32:23 Mang is a virgin waiting for a marriage that will never happen
33:10 Malcom eats pussy
33:25 Anthony wants to kiss Garfield
33:56 Alistair is scandalous
34:45 Okay, Evan likes lasagna
35:20 Nathan has had quite a few sexual partners
35:36 J.C sets the high score
36:30 Jack wants to die
38:45 Alonia is another unsure participant
40:25 Will doesn't fuck
41:23 Sam is lonely
42:25 Bocephus has also had many sexual partners
43:42 My asshole hurts
44:08 Adam isn't sure how we're counting
44:41 Rotten Potatoman Zero... Zero... Zero... Zero.
45:33 Zoob is from Brooklyn and I guess that leads to more sex
47:13 Donald Duck calls in
47:34 Stephen thinks he knows
48:06 Patrick mumbles his way to the answer
49:05 Gunrich finds this funny
49:55 Anonymous also finds this funny
50:46 Chalice the self lover really doesn't know what's going on
51:48 Rusty's results are classified
53:21 Bob the builder! Can he jack it? YES HE CAN!
54:12 Carl fucks
54:58 Austin is just shy of the high score by a couple million googolplex
55:43 Pat sets the low score
56:18 Paula shows us that ladies can also have an absurdly high number
56:35 Martha's man doesn't think we'll believe it
57:04 Patrick has a nice round mil
57:20 Nasty has also coitused hard with a million
58:14 Izzy needs clarification on the question
58:33 Tyler has had at least 250
59:05 Tim's number increases when you include things that aren't sex
59:45 Kali rounds up
Pat didn’t set the low score another guy said -2 actually lol
4:26:00 for morse code
I love it!!!!
i wonder why they gave jon almost all of these
30:31 Kids in bicycles, one flips off the camera
Raymond is more confidant in telling people about his sex life than I am at picking what I want for dinner.
I'm actually incredibly anxious pretty much all of the time. Indecision is one of my worst traits.
@@raymondtalkstoomuch2429 holy shit it’s Raymond !
@@raymondtalkstoomuch2429 Can I get a time stamp?
3:21:55
@@that_musical_weeb5819 Nice one!
is this the highest production value shitpost?
yes
Definitely
Yup. This is shit heaven created by the shit post god
God's Shitpost
Holy crap.... But is it a shitpost then? Or has it transcended shitpost?
im just imagining jon sitting there, answering the door, sitting back down, hearing another knock, and then repeating this for hours on end
and like he just ignores garfield and odie begging for food
Who come after see insta reel
Me
Me
Me😂
Me
😂me
3:58:26 it may not be the funniest, but you gotta appreciate the noise Jon tried to make.
Grumpy Froggy ARUUuu?
Tim got the best life
Oh shift 666 likes
odie no it isn’t your turn yet
Home Improvement reference
The mannequins getting weirder makes me think they were rush-produced in a factory and they cared more for quantity than quality and didn't pay attention to how morphed and bizarre they were becoming.
Just like garfield?
Is that yet again another criticism of Garfield? Shit runs deep
Or maybe your perception of reality is becoming increasingly warped.
I'd like to think they started off normal, but filling their heads with forbidden knowledge about things like sex and Garfield caused them to undergo horrific transformations.
@@realhumanbean7915 almost as deep as the pipe comic?
Jesus that polish girl is doing some mythology tier poetry about the garfield baby
proud to say that i have officially watched and finished this video, you get used to the laugh track after a while, but the end is fr crazy. 10/10 would watch again if I had freetime
The clock on the left side of the wall actually goes in practically real-time.
You guys are insane.
TrashLock
the sun also changes it's position in the sky, the lighting and shadows change with the time of day and the background all changes in real time.
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Yeah I still have no fucking idea how they shot this without killing themselves. Its over a thousand takes. Well over a thousand. It would've taken days to film all that shit. The transition of time however is seamless. There MUST have been some copy-pasting... but every time I think I've spotted something that's 'templated' it ends up occasionally varying in a way that couldn't have been copy-pasted. This is either 99% greenscreened or painstakingly and masterfully edited in a single day.
OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED IT ALL OUT. There's a formula to the editing...
"First part" is the pan away from the newspaper and looking up to address the knocker, then zooming in on the door, then the door opens. Unique audio plays each time, but realistically you only need to shoot this scene once or twice per hour of the day with each character to give the impression of non-repeated footage. But I assure you it repeats. No camera dolly/operator on earth is THAT consistent. The door has a greenscreen behind it once opened (or it is carefully masked out)
"Second part" is the "Name? Name Who?" scenes. This is done on a greenscreen with it getting progressively darker. There's no way to cheat this; they would have had to film this each time, but they could have filmed it in sequence this way in a fraction of the time. THIS IS THE CLEVER PART THOUGH... It's got a transparent background, it plays over the "first part" to trick you into thinking it was all one take. A scene change is occurring here though. How else do they get up and make it to the door basically instantly? They could have emulated the lightness with a lighting rig in the greenscreen room. Its likely the actors did all their takes sequentially, then the next person did their takes etc...
"Third part" are the mannequins. Just make a million of these in Photoshop, transparent backgrounds of course. You only need about 4 base heads, 2 base bodies and the rest are just tweaked with accessories.
"Forth part" is an all-day filming of outside. Through the hole in the door of the 'first part' you see the 'third' and 'forth' parts.
"Fifth part" is that someone would have had to 'comic-strip'-ify each of these scenes, which would probably have been the most painstaking part. Imagine how long it would have taken to do pixel tracking on every single scene... that's why the "first part" is only filmed about 30 odd times. It's just the same animation with a different comic strip. Genius.
There are other parts. The speech bubble animation sequences, I imagine that was all pre-edited by a third party so that the author could have pre-synced speech bubbles with the phone audio. I'm speculating but its quite likely some outsourcing had to happen to make this movie.
BUT NOW YOU UNDERSTAND how they created this masterpiece, how cleverly edited it was, and how they could easily double or triple the duration just by filming more of the 'second' parts and editing more 'fifth' parts. How else could this unholy beast be 4 HOURS LONG AND NOBODY DIED MAKING IT. ITS LIKE A DEAD GIVEAWAY JEAZ.
Someone please stop letting me post RUclips comments or even watch RUclips at all, I think wayyyy too much about the editing...
1owk3y. all possible. However would like to clarify actuated camera rigs are a thing. They could have conceivably had an automated system setup for the consistent sweeping pans.
otherwise decent stabs at how they may have approached everything.
Although, you can fake lighting in post now, especially if you record in white light. There are FX BTS videos online showing this. So "it can't be faked" is also very much no longer true.
These dudes put in so much fucking effort just to communicate how unfunny Garfield is, it's honestly incredible. This is the single greatest insult I have ever witnessed.
Eldrich Blacklion this is an insult to garfield?
Ice ~ Loli yes it is
The entire channel is acting out garfield comics to show how stupid and pointless they are, then following them up with an exalting, hauntingly strange shitpost.
Nah, this is not a critic is a sureal parody. They work with the joke the lamest possible and then take it to the extreme. This is the interview where they explain that this is a tribute:
consequenceofsound.net/2017/07/celebrating-jim-davis-with-lasagna-cat-an-interview-with-fatal-farm/
"It’s a really just simple joke and it keeps going and going and going, and it’s not particularly funny, you get it, and it just goes on forever. That’s Garfield."
not only did you not understand lasagnacat, you also didn't read the article. the entire thing is about how Garfield isn't funny, and yet there's not a person in the US who wouldn't recognize him.
Some new stuff would be awesome. The stuff you come up with is like nothing else, especially since I have no clue who this is. The kind of editing and commitment you have to make a skit is mind blowing. Something you'd expect from a professional studio.
I would almost expect a feature film to show up out of the blue and end up on streaming platforms. Not that I'm hinting at anything.
timestamps for myself of moments that made me laugh (incomplete)
7:22 four total, zero humans
12:20 the man, the Keith, the legend
13:20 "Horny Randy"
14:40 37, later 39
17:20 wrong number?
19:38 Tal Bolio the bass player
21:20 someone needs to check up on Victor
23:29 his pp belongs to Jesus
24:00 lookin for dates
25:00 "Mr. Monday, 55"
25:40 -2
26:26 dirty P, ya boi
27:30 "Tyler, 69"
32:30 "I'm also waiting til marriage, which will be never"
33:28 you are what you eat
34:00 bro you a victim 💀
34:54 the lasagna fucker
35:26 "200"
35:46 "one googolplex million"
42:35 "679"
46:34 "AAAAHHH"
51:51 classified (virgin)
55:02 4,272,296.5
1:04:24 sexual gardeners
1:11:32
1:24:48
2:05:45
2:15:30
2:21:07
2:32:23
2:33:33
2:36:02
2:46:26
2:55:12
2:57:20
3:00:24
3:01:30
3:02:15
3:05:05
3:06:42 i want to die
3:11:58
3:14:00
3:27:00
3:33:20 the Paul saga
3:47:07
4:08:45 hamburgar peenus
4:13:20 Raymond returns
4:20:57
The work put into this is crazy
4:07:36
How'd you leave off Robert from Ohio? 9:37
I'm unironically emotionally invested
1:52:28 Julia Solomon, -5
I just realized is Keith supposed to be Carl for aqua teen hunger force. The laugh was just like his
Imagine: that woman at the end probably thought she was apart of some deep, foreign art film. When they sent her the final product, she had to sit through 4 hours and 34 minutes of "Sex Survey Results." These guys are fucking great.
The thing is...she was a part of some deep foreign art film. This thing has layers upon layers.
Jeff Fecke Indeed. This is a great piece of post-modern art. It totally would fit in a contemporary art museum.
ThisGuysAMook Don't forget that it is a Garfield parody!
@@jkfecke of moments we've shared, just like a lasagna - created with care, the flavors are burning - a new page is turning, and i hope that you'll be there in the end - goodbye my friend.
The RUclips censors will never find the end of this video
log out and try to watch it
The RUclips censors already did by the virtue of it being restricted.
Yeah it deals with yhings
1. Garfeild is dead
2. A*** ******
3. Creepy
4.idk
tell that to the this video may be disturbing to some veiwers
@@BTPWii Stop censoring asshole. Now tell us the consored word
fell asleep while watching this and woke up to the ending scared the actual fuck out of me
Had you seen the ending before this experience?
In a little under 3 years, I hope that something even more absurd will bring the 3rd season of Lasagna Cat. I hope it's a season every 9 years.
Also the long calls are the best ones.
I've never felt such a strange mixture of being bored and wanting to leave and being intrigued and wanting to stay.
Dayonder Productions me either
but did you get to the end?
They officially topped "don't hug me i'm scared".
Dariusz Lewalski yeah that shit i dead and meaningless now. hail fucking Garfield.
They're two completely different series. But in terms of being on that unsettling level, yeah, this Garfield series might take place first place for 2017.
Check "Kraina Grzybów TV".
HappyOrange I know that one it's quite old;)
Dariusz Lewalski i am already fucked so imma check it
Instagram se jo yaha aaya he vo like kre
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Me😂
Bro caught me in 4k 🌚
@@musaifshaikh07reel dekh kr aya unki baat kr raha
Ha yaar
Chuna laga diya....
Instagram wala...
Who came here by watching Disrupt Detective shorts ☠️🔥
Heya 😂
Someone has had to have noticed that when it zooms out of Jon's newspaper you can see something about scientists discovering infinite time looping or something like that.
@Levi Doneson P O N I T
Easter egg
I did not know that thank you for bringing that up
Psychedelic trip getting stuck in a Time Loop. Also it's part of the ether that Nikola Tesla discovered
@@chinopuertorico wow cool man
Jon arbuckle 2
Ha ha ha Jon arbuckle *0*
That’s depressing
Jon Arbuckle too*
Cristóbal Villavicencio ...
The implication is that it's a different Jon Arbuckle. One from the future
It's Jim Davis. Jon is his self insert, yet he doesn't age like his creator. Jim has also had 2 wives.
Jon Arbuckle 2: Garfield and Oddy
Wasn't the idea that you all could call there to say your name and your sexual partners, because they KNEW that a lot of you would make the SAME joke over and over again which becames so lame that it'll stand in the next Garfield comic strip in the paper. And then there is another caller with the same exact joke. Isn't that why they chose sexual partners, because that would urge people to troll? Maybe they expected much more prank calls, people are surprisingly honest.
Raymond: "You can just delete this."
Also Raymond: *proceeds to tell his entire sex life story*
That ending is one of the most effective horror short films I've ever seen! Hats off to all the cast and crew. The special effects for the baby were incredible! Well done
I wouldn't exactly call it short
Like 3 times the average film length but ok
@@nothappeningmate9402 "that ENDING is...." the ending is like 7 min. About the length of a short film. I understand the sex survey results go on for hours but the ending is a 7 min short story.
@@Paradox-dy3ve fair point
This should be banned from RUclips
1:00:32 somebody give this guy a hug
Jayson Ellis from 1:44:30 can help
Did you actually watch this whole thing if so then your a god for watching this
@@plug_ns Almost. I was watching it at work in small screen, and I got almost 1 hour left.
Tsukigomori - Przemysław Chojka oh makes sense
T h i s
I s
P o w e r f u l
I appreciate the callers that felt the need to yell after their answer for some reason, made me crack up every time it happened
Because when they fist announced the Survey, they ended it with a notice that they don’t have the capacity for “High volume calls”
Please Garfield, Jon and Odie!! Bring us more of this beautiful masterpiece!!
2:16:50 - I don't know what is better, the size of his neck or the fact that he said "Seventy-Twelve"
Eeeeeh Leoreo que haces aca :v
Posdata: hace un directo o vídeo mirando este vídeo completo
Leoreo has un video viendo este de 4 horas Por favoorrrr 🤘 xd v:
Aaaaa perro sabes ingles :v
Pinshe prro que haces aca? Haz un video viendo todo eso
the fact that they could've made odie do random barks but they made his barks resemble the names is beyond impressive
Oh what a classic. Still find this unironically good to work to. Makes my brain happy. Miss you Lasagnacat, thanks for the memories ❤
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Me
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This feels like it should be constantly looping in an art gallery somewhere.
Tom P People would freak out at the Polish girl giving birth part, it would be hilarious to see peoples' reactions.
nice critical analysis of a work you admit you didn't even watch
Aki Henri Petteri Alaraatikka Someone's a fan of Garfield.
I still can’t believe they perfectly transcribed, edited in, and have Jon’s actor say a third of everyone’s name in just two weeks. Not to mention all the unique parts with Garfield and Odie.
Jon's actor is actually a creator i think
U should see canal five vids it’s pretty disturbing and I regret seeing it
Stay Alive |-/
nice pfp :)) spread the word of vialism /-|
I have no doubt all three of them acted out every single one of those in real time
For those who didn’t know. The sentences that the mannequins are real. They uploaded a video where you could call the number.
Which one?
@@juliehorsley9151 It’s a while ago but the video is titled as a number
Jon's life never changes. Each comic is a seperate universe to every other. There cannot be character development, or a plotline, because it cannot be expected that someone had seen the comic strip that introduced that story. As such, there can never be a callback to a previous joke. Each one must stand on it's own.
This is impossible. There are simply too few jokes that can be written to fit the comic. With no other choice, they start reusing them, oftentimes blatantly, and repeatedly. This is what the survey results embody. The same joke, with only tiny, minute changes between each iteration, and the audience eats it up regardless.
The same story, repeated ad-infinitum. The same beaten-dead jokes given a new hat and thrown on to the stage to perform again and again. It is expected for them to be comedy, so comedy they become, even if they do not deserve, nor want, the title.
The choice of topic for the video is intentional. Sex is exciting by it's very nature. It would seem impossible to make sex boring, right? Wrong. The survey is beaten to us again and again, and within minutes it loses all of it's comedy. But long after that, the joke repeats, with only the rare change in the routine to keep us hooked. Anything will be ruined with enough repeats.
The final visitor is the ultimate representation of the static plotline. Jon never gets a true girlfriend, never scores the dates he wants, because then his anguish would no longer be able to be turned into another joke to abuse for the audience's desire. Jon Arbuckle is the designated laughing stock forever more, even as his eternal torment is consumed, vomited, and consumed again, and we never realize the monotony of it all. And if Jon is (or at least was) the self-insert of Jim Davis... then who's really being laughed at then?
Garfield isn't funny. It never was. Jon suffers so we can laugh in delight. He will never be free from his prison, for as long as he is funny. He is not, but perception changes everything; we expect Garfield the comic to be funny, so it becomes funny. The cycle will continue, and in the end nobody will have cared further than the cat which makes them laugh.
Jon's life never changes. Each comic is a seperate universe to every other. There cannot be character development, or a plotline, because it cannot be expected that someone had seen the comic strip that introduced that story. As such, there can never be a callback to a previous joke. Each one must stand on it's own.
This is impossible. There are simply too few jokes that can be written to fit the comic. With no other choice, they start reusing them, oftentimes blatantly, and repeatedly. This is what the survey results embody. The same joke, with only tiny, minute changes between each iteration, and the audience eats it up regardless.
The same story, repeated ad-infinitum. The same beaten-dead jokes given a new hat and thrown on to the stage to perform again and again. It is expected for them to be comedy, so comedy they become, even if they do not deserve, nor want, the title.
The choice of topic for the video is intentional. Sex is exciting by it's very nature. It would seem impossible to make sex boring, right? Wrong. The survey is beaten to us again and again, and within minutes it loses all of it's comedy. But long after that, the joke repeats, with only the rare change in the routine to keep us hooked. Anything will be ruined with enough repeats.
The final visitor is the ultimate representation of the static plotline. Jon never gets a true girlfriend, never scores the dates he wants, because then his anguish would no longer be able to be turned into another joke to abuse for the audience's desire. Jon Arbuckle is the designated laughing stock forever more, even as his eternal torment is consumed, vomited, and consumed again, and we never realize the monotony of it all. And if Jon is (or at least was) the self-insert of Jim Davis... then who's really being laughed at then?
Garfield isn't funny. It never was. Jon suffers so we can laugh in delight. He will never be free from his prison, for as long as he is funny. He is not, but perception changes everything; we expect Garfield the comic to be funny, so it becomes funny. The cycle will continue, and in the end nobody will have cared further than the cat which makes them laugh who?
@@Sprudelpudel Jon's life never changes. Each comic is a seperate universe to every other. There cannot be character development, or a plotline, because it cannot be expected that someone had seen the comic strip that introduced that story. As such, there can never be a callback to a previous joke. Each one must stand on it's own.
This is impossible. There are simply too few jokes that can be written to fit the comic. With no other choice, they start reusing them, oftentimes blatantly, and repeatedly. This is what the survey results embody. The same joke, with only tiny, minute changes between each iteration, and the audience eats it up regardless.
The same story, repeated ad-infinitum. The same beaten-dead jokes given a new hat and thrown on to the stage to perform again and again. It is expected for them to be comedy, so comedy they become, even if they do not deserve, nor want, the title.
The choice of topic for the video is intentional. Sex is exciting by it's very nature. It would seem impossible to make sex boring, right? Wrong. The survey is beaten to us again and again, and within minutes it loses all of it's comedy. But long after that, the joke repeats, with only the rare change in the routine to keep us hooked. Anything will be ruined with enough repeats.
The final visitor is the ultimate representation of the static plotline. Jon never gets a true girlfriend, never scores the dates he wants, because then his anguish would no longer be able to be turned into another joke to abuse for the audience's desire. Jon Arbuckle is the designated laughing stock forever more, even as his eternal torment is consumed, vomited, and consumed again, and we never realize the monotony of it all. And if Jon is (or at least was) the self-insert of Jim Davis... then who's really being laughed at then?
Garfield isn't funny. It never was. Jon suffers so we can laugh in delight. He will never be free from his prison, for as long as he is funny. He is not, but perception changes everything; we expect Garfield the comic to be funny, so it becomes funny. The cycle will continue, and in the end nobody will have cared further than the cat which makes them laugh, 69,420
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3:52:42
4:13:16
Raymond is epic
He is highly specific with his sex life. Three of the characters had the chance to review him XD
Everybody loves Raymond
what a gentleman.
Lmao
Note entendí ni verga pero vueno
The repeating laugh track makes me feel like I'm being driving insane, almost to the point where I'm maniacally laughing alone with them whenever anything out of the ordinary happens.
Also my love goes out to the man who played Jon. The constant enthusiasm and energy he puts onto _every damn scene_ and the permanent light in his voice when he calls out "Who's there?" is exceptional. Hope everyone who participated and helped this insane project be created is doing swell.
It'd be funny if the guy who explained the "where's my pipe" cartoon for an hour broke down the laugh trach used here in the same detail 😆
Well, shouldnt look at this 4 hours long.
OUT OF THE ORDINARY?
NEWTON!!!
OUT OF THE ORDINARY!!! HAHAHAA!!!!
Those last 8 minutes deserve a movie holy shit
yeah, I really need to know the lore
Thank you lasagnacat, for this has opened my eyes and made me face the reality of my existence. I am nothing if not an infant stuck in a toilet at my mother's school, and I'm not pretending to be blind anymore.
4:13:23 to 4:17:56 had me fucking CRYING i cannot believe he gave like, a whole fucking monolog.
yeaaah me too!!!!
Kit Eln Woods WEEDLORDBONERHITLER
2:15:42
It started on the MSN chat rooms, I don't know if you remember those...
It killed me, haha!
You could've just told Jim Davis that he wasn't funny like any other person, but nope, instead you had to prove it not only to him, but to the world.
I salute you for that.
They didn’t prove anything, it’s just someone going through way too much effort to express their opinion
Unfocused joke granted too many ressource, ultimately confuses
ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT
*For 12 DAMN YEARS*
@@broudogg for *100 damn years*
4:33:49 for those who just want the end bit
Thank you for taking the Polish vote :-)❤🐱🧡
the fucking loathing that you can hear in garfield's voice when people use fake names is hilarious
*sigh* ....... Nermal who.......
When does Nermal call?
3:48:30
4:21:55
"... who's there, TELL ME"
ruclips.net/video/KgmoMO66uPg/видео.html
When "Horny gay ass" calls
"Aaaargh....Horny Gay Ass WHO??"
How the fuck did Jon have a straight face, saying all those names, including Weedlord Bonerhitler, for nearly 5 fucking hours
Sean Kay
the magic of editing
And retakes, a lot of retakes.
2:15:50 for "Weedlord Bonerhitler"
loiloiloi6 2:15:40
2:36:59
I hope this video will reach the generations beyond our time to finally understand the genius of this video
i love how this is nothing but 4 hours of odie, garfield, and jon going through a perfectly transition-looped effect of meeting random named mannequins of various ages while looking at the newspaper feed of the previously set comic piece.
You forgot the ending haha
You know when people jokingly say "This is the best video on RUclips/ The Final Boss of the Internet/ The absolute best thing EVER created/ NOTHING will EVER come close to this piece of art?"
Well...
We finally found a video that LEGITIMATELY fits in all those categories.
this is correct in every way.
I agree.
I thought you were full of shit until I watched the last three minutes of this video..
Fucking hell what the fuck.
yea. we have.
Still doesn't compare to The Pipe Strip.
All this... just to tell Jim Davis that HE IS NOT FUNNY
This right here is dedication to a joke.
Literal years of work and millions of people left confused just to make that statement in a very shitposty way (very advanced for it time if i say so myself, since these have been being produced for almost ten years and that sort of humour is fairly recent for most people) this is really a masterpiece, and i cannot express enough how much i love the lasagna cat project. I almost like it more than the pipe stripe. Speaking of the pipe stripe, even tough i only mentioned it to make a joke comparing the lenghtiness of this paragraph and the video with that comic stripe produced by the RUclips channel lasagna cat, both with very exaggerated lenghts and depths to review such a ridiculous joke, wich was the joke of the video otself and the whole joke behind this video and all other videos/jokes produced by lasagna cat. Well, speaking of that video, I can say for sure that it has the same kind of contribution to this project's joke as this video right here, taking it to the extreme where it has so many layers of irony and sarcasm that they are unrecognisable anymore. And thats what this is all about, thats almost the whole vision, just an ironic take on an unfunny comic thats way more popular than it should be.
And after all that, I still have one question to the visionary behind this genius masterpiece... Now where could my pipe be?
The end gave me chills
Yep!
Ya like what the frick?!?!?!?!!?
If you think they dislike Garfield, or Jim Davies, you completely missed the point.
I like to imagine RUclips literally can't bring themselves to take this down, nudity and all, because of the sheer respect and appreciation they have for this.
Thats probably wrong, but its nice to imagine
India wle jo insta se aaye hai yha attendance do 😅
Bangladesh se...but same reel se aya hu
This is why I never unsubscribe from a dead channel.
Shoutout to everyone subscribed to Lasagnacat before the teaser trailers ever came out
This really shows the repetitive nature of garfield, how it's praised as amazing, Garfield took everything over, Jon slowly faided into the background stuck in a loop where Garfield is the star and Jon is alone.
Also insulting how unfunny the people are in the video as well.
@@DBumple what are you on babe, it was funny from the start 'till the end
@@aheiiv yeah I thought some were funny too. I'm saying that the creators are playing off of it being unfunny to them, expecting people to say stupid shit.
Just watch Garfield without Garfield
Well Jon did start dating Liz.... Everyone seems to forget that.....
1:40:25 "Hugh Jass"
Me: *SIMPSONS SEASON 3 FLASHBACKS*
I never remember watching, liking, or doing anything on this video before. Yet, here I am, watching something I've never watched before. I am afraid.
Everybody gangsta till' Jon Arbuckle, 2 comes to the house
Ahahaha... Jon Arbuckle, 0 !
_Humor is a subjective thing. I don't think any one person really knows what's funny._
I imagine that if they decide to do another public event-esque thing like this again, someone will actually say something like "Jon Arbuckle, 4"
Watching this makes me cry,not cuz its that "omg my childhood characters😭" stuff I'm crying on how the first one just said "zero" or how dead they sound
I love that the background outside keeps changing like just before 2 1/2 hours, an ice cream truck shows up!
My aunt wrote to jim davis and he actually wrote back, he may not always be funny but he is genuine and kind
Nice to hear i guess
Ok
@@paperhat_boi cope
I mean yeah. He just seems like a sweet old boomer
I don’t think the purpose of this was to show that Jim Davis is unfunny and to somehow belittle him as many people here think. I think it’s just to show how our culture can blow any concept out of proportion and how consumerism can twist anything into something unrecognizable over a LONG period of time.
This is astonishing. Thank you. I'm also gonna need that background music.
Hey Huggbees are you in this?
Pureticly If I am I haven't found myself yet. I'm going to listen to all 5 hours regardless
Huggbees need the time stamp
Huggbees is this truly you dad the one and only i wonder if second dad kaya is here
Huggbees In the past 2 days, I have seen a comment of yours on about 7 unrelated videos. What the hell is going on.
I hope this channel will drop a vid or two after Garfield movie.
I would at least love a gorefield or lasangacat cameo in the movie. But it's probably never going to happen
@@Donpistachio2008Like Al Gore?
@@timobrien2738 Tbh I'm not an AI worshipper, but I guess. if Hollywood studios are gonna use AI later on movies we are screwed.
@@Donpistachio2008 AL Gore my friend.
look i’ve just come from a video essay about this and i have to say i w’s shocked but happy in a way but i’m
it sure but then hats off to the creators for this real masterpiece 🎉
The language the woman at the end is speaking is Polish.
Polish transcript:
"To dziecko nie jest moje. Te dziecko jest coś z ciemności. Ja porodziłam ludzkie przekleństwo. Ja mogę zapytać o łaskę, co ja nie dostanę. Moja dusza będzie połknięta i wymiotowana, i połknięta jeszcze raz. Na zawsze. Chory żart ale nikt się nie śmieje. Moja krew zostanie. Śmierć nie jest końcem. Jestem w piekle. To jest piekło."
English translation:
"This child isn't mine. This child is from the darkness. I bore the humanity's curse. I can ask for mercy, which I won't get. My soul will be consumed and thrown up and then consumed again. Forever. Sick joke, but no one's laughing. My blood will stay. Death isn't the end. I'm in hell. This is hell."
itch rofl I'm Serbian and I couldn't understand more than 10% of what she was saying, but I understood literally 95% of what you wrote without looking at the translation.
mogli skonsultowac z kims kto lepiej zna jezyk
Insanely Sick imo tłumaczenie jest dobre, nie widzę w nim większych problemów, poza drobnym błędem gramatycznym. język użyty wydaje mi się jak najbardziej celowy.
hi dan
Ayyy dan!