@polterkat for all you know he may have enjoyed the sensation of the dressing pouring over his manly chest and down his chiselled abs .... is it just me, or is it suddenly warm in here?
There is another fun letter that I once saw Mr. Newman read or describe on a late night talk show, most likely The Tonight Show and to Johnny Carson and his audience. The gist of the letter was something like: Dear Mr. Newman, My girlfriend says you're an actor. If your acting is half as good as your spaghetti sauce, your movies must be amazing. Do you know if any of them are out on VHS? Please try to track it down and add it to your collection.
But, but, but... some of us dream of eating Newman's Own products off our significant other. I dream of having a significant other to eat stuff off of.
@@brucestaples4510 I did, but OkCupid won't do anything with them until I give them this thing they want... I thought it was cabbage, but turns out they just want cash.
all of the afore mentioned but a note of caution, don't beat your girlfriend with the bunch of roses, they have thorns? It can seriously dampen the mood.....
Her: "I feel like..." Him: "Like this moment could go on forever?" Her: "Well, no, I feel like..." Him: "Like were meant for each other since the day we were born?" Her: "Not exactly. I feel like..." Him: "Like we are only truly complete when we're together?" Her: "No, I feel like a roast beef sandwich with some olive oil."
You either get her or you don't. You're also entitled to your opinion but be afraid, always be looking over your shoulder because you've left us with a portrait even.
The most wonderful thing about Olivia is that she never, ever takes herself or the whole acting business too seriously. She'll never be a person who expects preferential treatment just because she's in the TV/movie industry. Leaves that all behind when the job's done.
while it's your decision to give favor to anyone, has Ms Colman ever acted in a way that made you think that, or was it her fandom? if it's the latter, then you should re-evaluate your assessment of her.
Olivia Colman is a gem and her delivery is spot on! I love the sparkles around her eyes!
Hysterical! Innuendos galore, and I will keep the rest of my thoughts in my mind. I love these and Olivia Colman is superb.
Olivia Colman is a treasure! That is all!
I remember when Newman's Own added the flow restrictor.
So does JM's boyfriend 😬😅
@bob_,_,
Will any of us ever?
Seared into the collective memory!
@polterkat for all you know he may have enjoyed the sensation of the dressing pouring over his manly chest and down his chiselled abs .... is it just me, or is it suddenly warm in here?
And now you know why! 😂
I do too, and it seemed to take forever for them to add it!
Olivia Colman is divine!!
This gives the notion of food lust a whole new meaning. Absolutely hilarious!
There is another fun letter that I once saw Mr. Newman read or describe on a late night talk show, most likely The Tonight Show and to Johnny Carson and his audience. The gist of the letter was something like: Dear Mr. Newman, My girlfriend says you're an actor. If your acting is half as good as your spaghetti sauce, your movies must be amazing. Do you know if any of them are out on VHS?
Please try to track it down and add it to your collection.
Olivia Colman is an international treasure and my only celebrity crush.
Hysterical!
Love Olivia Colman!
A Wicked Little Letter ;)
WOW LOL! Yes, we all need that plastic do-dad so we can "BLOP BLOP BLOP" safely! 😂
But, but, but... some of us dream of eating Newman's Own products off our significant other. I dream of having a significant other to eat stuff off of.
Soooo, you're accepting applications for the position(s)?😛
@@brucestaples4510 Maybe, but I don't think you're qualified. Sorry.
@@jackielinde7568 My loss I'm sure, but you really should _post_ the qualifications.😁
@@blackbird.singing I'm confused. Old Man in NY. But wait! Is Jackie a guy or a girl? That _may_ matter.😉
@@brucestaples4510 I did, but OkCupid won't do anything with them until I give them this thing they want... I thought it was cabbage, but turns out they just want cash.
Olivia Coleman can turn any letter perfect!
OLIVIA COLEMAN IN A HOODIE!!!
I love Olivia - she's adorable!
which begs the question: did this all occur as part of foreplay, a pause in the "action", or a sudden postcoital food craving?
Yes?
all of the afore mentioned but a note of caution, don't beat your girlfriend with the bunch of roses, they have thorns? It can seriously dampen the mood.....
I hate when that happens.
For the Letters Live, Henry Cavill needs to be a reader.
Certainly raunchy… and the situation may very well have also been ranch-y
I felt that inside...
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Her: "I feel like..."
Him: "Like this moment could go on forever?"
Her: "Well, no, I feel like..."
Him: "Like were meant for each other since the day we were born?"
Her: "Not exactly. I feel like..."
Him: "Like we are only truly complete when we're together?"
Her: "No, I feel like a roast beef sandwich with some olive oil."
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🤣🤣🤣 and I agree wholeheartedly!!
OMIGOSH! Now my ribs hurt! 🤣
First we undress…then we dress 🤤
paging george costanza
😂😂😂😂
I really don’t like Olivia Colman. I think she’s massively overrated.
You either get her or you don't. You're also entitled to your opinion but be afraid, always be looking over your shoulder because you've left us with a portrait even.
The most wonderful thing about Olivia is that she never, ever takes herself or the whole acting business too seriously. She'll never be a person who expects preferential treatment just because she's in the TV/movie industry. Leaves that all behind when the job's done.
Absolutely agree. She is special and always will be.@@valjoy10
She's utterly charming and irresistible. If I see her name anywhere, I watch immediately.
while it's your decision to give favor to anyone, has Ms Colman ever acted in a way that made you think that, or was it her fandom? if it's the latter, then you should re-evaluate your assessment of her.