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  • Опубликовано: 8 мар 2013
  • Why make playable maps when you can produce these kinds of ****?
    Link to map: osu.ppy.sh/b/97462
    Thanks for the views, guys.
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Комментарии • 2,7 тыс.

  • @Iknowmuffin
    @Iknowmuffin 9 лет назад +1492

    AH THE ORIGINAL OSU SKIN IT HURTSSS IT HURRTSSS

    • @ArionArtzify
      @ArionArtzify 9 лет назад +13

      yes...

    • @willowsherlow32
      @willowsherlow32 9 лет назад +22

      It renders me unable to plat osu

    • @kisatorimuru6627
      @kisatorimuru6627 9 лет назад +61

      The new default looks really nice, especially when compared to this sorry piece of work.

    • @yoshtg
      @yoshtg 9 лет назад +5

      sry but default is my favourite skin.

    • @yoshtg
      @yoshtg 9 лет назад

      black lotus limited edition easy gg

  • @huuosu
    @huuosu 8 лет назад +340

    This sounds like a fucking machine gun.

    • @moelordkaito9891
      @moelordkaito9891 8 лет назад +4

      a MG42 to be exact...

    • @ryzownik860
      @ryzownik860 8 лет назад

      +Kaito “Neaito” Shion of Montreal Negev* xD

    • @huuosu
      @huuosu 8 лет назад +1

      Michał Pokorski ...no

    • @blossomtrash6113
      @blossomtrash6113 7 лет назад

      huu - osu! Introducing: Hitlers buzzsaw (MG42) Osu! Edition.

    • @li6584
      @li6584 6 лет назад

      huu - osu! Yup

  • @18hectorjose
    @18hectorjose 8 лет назад +655

    Well, the fucking war in iraq right in my phone

    • @user-tr9nh3cd7y
      @user-tr9nh3cd7y 8 лет назад +16

      OMG TRUE THAT

    • @4everskys469
      @4everskys469 6 лет назад +1

      Hector Jose Guerrero You're my favorite person

    • @user-fq5op4rj1b
      @user-fq5op4rj1b 6 лет назад

      Hector Jose Guerrero 제가 옛날에 누나한테 osu!를 만들어서 누나한테 시험을 해보았어요 그게 옛날 누나한테 해보았는데 제가 만들어버렸습니다 ㅋㅋ

  • @escapistsmusicstuff
    @escapistsmusicstuff 8 лет назад +290

    0:42 I thought my computer stopped working

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +378

    I thought I was watching youtube not touring in Syria

    • @DuGongggg
      @DuGongggg 3 года назад +7

      how the fucka re you here

    • @thecavesys107
      @thecavesys107 3 года назад +18

      Wtf i knew you were everywhere but THIS everywhere?

    • @rnin0723
      @rnin0723 3 года назад +5

      @@thecavesys107 Same and he comment on some osu! Videos
      Like miraie WTF??!? JUSTIN IS EVERYWHERE

    • @dwikyhafiz7690
      @dwikyhafiz7690 3 года назад +1

      @@rnin0723 he is known as the comment king

    • @getrektboy
      @getrektboy 3 года назад +1

      bruh in osu video too?

  • @allahuakbar9378
    @allahuakbar9378 8 лет назад +391

    Oh, it's cookiezi's tutorial :D

    • @leentchen
      @leentchen 4 года назад +1

      Truee

    • @emaa_m
      @emaa_m 4 года назад +1

      Oh, it's an overused joke

    • @Gen-ws6ot
      @Gen-ws6ot 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @shitplayer
      @shitplayer 3 года назад +22

      @@emaa_m imagine saying "overused joke" on a 4 years old comment.

    • @gyulavagyok875
      @gyulavagyok875 3 года назад

      @@shitplayer yeah

  • @Kiyonnh
    @Kiyonnh 7 лет назад +227

    when auto fails, you know shts about to happen

    • @aladushek2124
      @aladushek2124 3 года назад +3

      Even auto failed. Is there some legit player to beat it on 100%?

    • @roxle9905
      @roxle9905 3 года назад +2

      @@aladushek2124 flash ⚡

    • @aladushek2124
      @aladushek2124 3 года назад

      @@roxle9905 Nah, he turned on cheats

    • @roxle9905
      @roxle9905 3 года назад +1

      @@aladushek2124 he can think faster than the fastest computer

    • @aladushek2124
      @aladushek2124 3 года назад

      @@roxle9905 Then when he plays osu! can't react on all his commands if he faster fastest computer.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +286

    Cookiezi could do this with his pinky finger

  • @AnimeNeverEnds
    @AnimeNeverEnds 10 лет назад +167

    it sounds like the computer is crashing omfg

  • @Ruin_Lance
    @Ruin_Lance 9 лет назад +288

    auto can't 100%
    illuminati confirmed

    • @vincehue
      @vincehue 9 лет назад +2

      I know right.

    • @TapeTheNut
      @TapeTheNut 6 лет назад +1

      Ruin Lance but sanic song auto can miss everytime

  • @zakizdaman
    @zakizdaman 9 лет назад +192

    0:58
    Negev spray pattern

  • @bulletslime5704
    @bulletslime5704 7 лет назад +98

    giant tropical centipedes share their territory with tarantulas.

  • @MonkeyDMous
    @MonkeyDMous 10 лет назад +28

    Osu! auto : ATTACK !
    Map : You just activated my trap card !

  • @HamtaroFlower
    @HamtaroFlower 10 лет назад +59

    Did auto just fail omfg
    has science gone too far?

  • @lundberg8450
    @lundberg8450 9 лет назад +54

    i love how this map is so hard, the auto bot even missed a couple.

  • @justalowlife
    @justalowlife 9 лет назад +335

    Even the Osu! bot can't do it 100% :D:D:D

    • @0y2w
      @0y2w 6 лет назад +4

      Just a Lowlife this is auto

    • @green-909
      @green-909 4 года назад +1

      The editor bot can.

  • @VenomGhostVods
    @VenomGhostVods 10 лет назад +26

    Even the AI can't do it.

  • @gamerduwd
    @gamerduwd 10 лет назад +351

    still not as difficult as knife party- centipede :3

  • @Oreobility
    @Oreobility 9 лет назад +77

    Sounds like a fucking hard drive XD

  • @bopadeefunk
    @bopadeefunk 9 лет назад +76

    when the auto be failing

  • @Gamersbienbenidos
    @Gamersbienbenidos 10 лет назад +87

    PFFF!!!!! im sure everyone can do it. Even with mouse and click!

  • @Rokk_
    @Rokk_  10 лет назад +431

    I still don't understand how this got so many views. Oh well. Thanks a lot, guys!

  • @marky3018
    @marky3018 9 лет назад +34

    WHAT AUTOBOT CAN DO MISSES?

    • @vaffanculo5085
      @vaffanculo5085 9 лет назад +3

      Too much for it

    • @cronchyslinkylink718
      @cronchyslinkylink718 9 лет назад +2

      Shuriken LetsPlay IKR!!!!!!! *osu!* CANT DO IT! FINALLY! BANCHO U LIAR!

    • @vaffanculo5085
      @vaffanculo5085 9 лет назад +1

      Also just because it's a aimbot doesn't mean it's perfect. Even in some games for example csgo pro players are just as good as a aimbot on max settings. Some are even better.

    • @ieatsoap88
      @ieatsoap88 9 лет назад

      Joshua Meek true humans can estimate better then 99% of all aimbots

    • @GirlMSP-gv8tp
      @GirlMSP-gv8tp 7 лет назад

      Kappa Kappa 123 :^) Ik it missed 62

  • @Blayzine
    @Blayzine 9 лет назад +34

    Ear rape at its finest

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP 10 лет назад +45

    Even Osu! had to fail xD

  • @inactiveaccount3524
    @inactiveaccount3524 10 лет назад +51

    Cookiezi: Make something more difficult

    • @o0Cheator0o
      @o0Cheator0o 10 лет назад +9

      If I do, would it make him come back ? :(

    • @lolnodeuces
      @lolnodeuces 10 лет назад +3

      Chuck Norris: eZ

  • @monstroh
    @monstroh 9 лет назад +252

    Am I the only one who started laughing?

  • @FrostiDrinks
    @FrostiDrinks 8 лет назад +23

    Wait, auto can do Centipede easy, but it can't do this without making 62 Xs. . . .

    • @Mythicalslayer0
      @Mythicalslayer0 8 лет назад +8

      Cause centipede got like a split sec between all the stuff, while this one got multiple stuff at the same time

    • @mariuslucas4141
      @mariuslucas4141 8 лет назад +6

      To be more accurate, this map have sliders and before these sliders ends, the map then starts spamming hit circles. So technically, it is impossible for the bot because once it starts the slider, it doesn't let go until the slider is complete thus missing a lot of hit circles.

    • @FrostiDrinks
      @FrostiDrinks 8 лет назад +1

      IrMaXuS L Yeah but its also impossible to hit 16 circles at the exact same time.

    • @mariuslucas4141
      @mariuslucas4141 8 лет назад +6

      FrostiDrinks I haven't checked the composotion of it in Edit but I have the beatmap Centipede and based on the beat it makes when auto perfects it, it has a very very small time interval between each circles. It is said, though I dont know if this is reliable, that the auto can hit thousands of circles within a second.
      The map on this video, however, has circles during a slider. It tricks the auto, prompting it to complete the slider (which came first) and completely ignore the circles that appear while it completes the slider.

    • @FrostiDrinks
      @FrostiDrinks 8 лет назад

      IrMaXuS L I realized that after I made the comment.

  • @EnderEncounter
    @EnderEncounter 10 лет назад +45

    LOL!! EVEN AUTO MOD COULDN'T HANDLE IT!

  • @killersonic876
    @killersonic876 10 лет назад +30

    XD the computer couldnt handle the power

  • @blossomtrash6113
    @blossomtrash6113 7 лет назад +10

    0:42 Introducing: Hitlers Buzzsaw (MG42) Osu! Edition, 0:58 Shows us leaked footage of what the recoil is gonna be like.

  • @cazadorcazado08
    @cazadorcazado08 9 лет назад +55

    Ooohh, I miss the old osu (skin) girl. Good times ;)
    Btw, is there a way to modify a specific part of a skin? Say, for instance, I have the Elite Beat Agents skin and I only want to add the original girl from the original skin. Is it possible?

    • @Rokk_
      @Rokk_  9 лет назад +11

      Metal Sonic Yes, but you need to have the replacement file. Just go to your osu folder, and then into the Skins folder, and open the folder of the skin you want to edit. All files are in there.

    • @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083
      @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083 9 лет назад +5

      The "old girl" combo burst is on google images if that helps

    • @MackyClemen
      @MackyClemen 8 лет назад +1

      the old skin is still actually available, and I still have the old template on like, 4 years ago?

    • @cazadorcazado08
      @cazadorcazado08 8 лет назад

      Macky Clemen Nice! Yeah, I found it long time ago. I made my own custom skin. A mix of everything pretty much :P

    • @QWERTY708100
      @QWERTY708100 8 лет назад +6

      she still lives on (maybe)
      in yandere sim

  • @AbystomaMexicanium
    @AbystomaMexicanium 10 лет назад +49

    That moment when even auto mod misses notes...

    • @HaloStrategist
      @HaloStrategist 10 лет назад

      Took the words out of my mouth...

    • @XtremeGamer2000
      @XtremeGamer2000 10 лет назад

      That's because the player still has to move the mouse...

    • @PlakkieKaas
      @PlakkieKaas 10 лет назад +2

      XtremeGamer2000 No the player doesn't have to move his mouse with auto on, there are 2 other mods that do what auto does seperately

    • @Kevin223640
      @Kevin223640 10 лет назад +1

      XtremeGamer2000 No that's relax Xtreme it does it automatically

  • @ThePatrickZ1
    @ThePatrickZ1 10 лет назад +26

    you know when a map is impossible for normal humans when the osu! bot can't make a perfect game

  •  8 лет назад +8

    0:34 R.I.P. Headphones Users

  • @davidvladovsky1962
    @davidvladovsky1962 8 лет назад +19

    Hi from 2030.
    1000pp is default plays
    Cookiezi fc'd this map
    Peppy and Loctav are dead
    Rufus still top 2

    • @ShonikiDubs
      @ShonikiDubs 8 лет назад

      Rafis went 1st

    • @thatoneguy33198
      @thatoneguy33198 8 лет назад +2

      Shit cookiezi will be blind by then and have a seriously deformed wrist... he already has health problems from this game.

    • @ponyitous4457
      @ponyitous4457 5 лет назад

      Vaxei made first 1000pp play :D

  • @Sephiis
    @Sephiis 10 лет назад +23

    OMG AUTO MODE FAIL I CAN DIE

  • @jona1rs
    @jona1rs 10 лет назад +18

    Everyone can make a map like this, i dont understand we people like this.

    • @nim3787
      @nim3787 10 лет назад +6

      It's annoying as hell!!!

    • @5stargrim
      @5stargrim 10 лет назад +1

      Whitewolf it's fun xD

    • @nim3787
      @nim3787 10 лет назад

      Grim Monaco True.

  • @asianzemdegs8846
    @asianzemdegs8846 7 лет назад +20

    You just activated my trap card!! WUBWOOFWOLF COUNTER

  • @Wiijimmy
    @Wiijimmy 9 лет назад +12

    So hard that even auto couldn't get 100%

  • @timolina2
    @timolina2 10 лет назад +22

    no logic in this beatmap xD

  • @poshpandaz
    @poshpandaz 10 лет назад +29

    LOL AUTO MISSED SOME OF THEM!! xD

    • @poshpandaz
      @poshpandaz 10 лет назад +2

      Possible if you use a touch screen

    • @predvcecerom
      @predvcecerom 10 лет назад +12

      GamingPandaz good luck breaking that touch screen of yours

    • @poshpandaz
      @poshpandaz 10 лет назад +2

      predvcecerom Already broke it. It dosen't even work on my computer anymore -_-
      p.s I got an all in one so dont judge me :p

  • @katiestrong385
    @katiestrong385 7 лет назад +58

    this is ear rape ;-;

    • @MCHealo9999
      @MCHealo9999 7 лет назад

      I agree.
      Poor Osu!bot cant finish it, do we even have a chance?

    • @Sucrilhoshmm
      @Sucrilhoshmm 7 лет назад +5

      hi im earrape

    • @biglad4666
      @biglad4666 7 лет назад

      Kontorted 淫 then how come it did finish it?

  • @mocha3665
    @mocha3665 8 лет назад +17

    Who else wants to see WubWoofWolf play this?

  • @jerryniggs9732
    @jerryniggs9732 10 лет назад +20

    I can't even hear the song.

  • @letcreate123
    @letcreate123 10 лет назад +10

    Mods probably unranked it due to the first spinner.

    • @NatiiixLP
      @NatiiixLP 10 лет назад +24

      Or it was never ranked

    • @NatiiixLP
      @NatiiixLP 10 лет назад

      Actually it's not just because of the spinner, it's probably because it's not possible to hit two circles at the very same point of time...

    • @Yelkwood9
      @Yelkwood9 10 лет назад

      Rainbow Nati
      not quite accurate, if the hitcircles overlap you can hit z and x at the same time and hit them both, same thing with sliders

    • @AlifKudryavka
      @AlifKudryavka 3 года назад

      The first spinner is impposible

  • @dexterserrano9335
    @dexterserrano9335 7 лет назад +3

    "The circles will play in time with the tune,"
    Yep.

  • @graciousonion1161
    @graciousonion1161 8 лет назад

    The multiple stuffs at like the middle sounds like a computer from the 1930's trying to make sound or a amp being pulled out with max volume

  • @Elricboy
    @Elricboy 10 лет назад +9

    this does not pass the osu map guidelines cause it has multiple hitboxes at the same instance which is impossible

  • @koveducote1864
    @koveducote1864 10 лет назад +7

    The bot actually missed some

  • @zozam41
    @zozam41 9 лет назад

    The amount of snare is absolutely the funniest thing i have heard
    its just machine gun fire

  • @pradiptagitaya9471
    @pradiptagitaya9471 3 года назад

    I'm from 2020, I kinda miss that yellow and blue fire like animation. Kinda remind me of first time playing Osu around 2013-2014

  • @IshInWonderland
    @IshInWonderland 10 лет назад +10

    even auto is haveing trouble...

  • @Oddimations
    @Oddimations 10 лет назад +11

    WHAT is WRONG with the PERSON who MADE THIS?!

    • @NeroXus
      @NeroXus 10 лет назад

      i think too..

  • @byssl131
    @byssl131 7 лет назад

    thx youtube for recommending this video from 3 year

  • @BedfulPro
    @BedfulPro 2 года назад +1

    this is basically what i saw when i tried to play big black after just getting a D on the tutorial

  • @pftmclub
    @pftmclub 10 лет назад +8

    You just actived my trap card. Good job, osu is broken

  • @TheRamprage5
    @TheRamprage5 10 лет назад +12

    even the osu bot lost :O

  • @BladerKev
    @BladerKev 4 месяца назад

    The old comboburst feels nostalgic. Even though I started playing in 2017.

  • @maxilla5045
    @maxilla5045 8 лет назад

    I do look up to what you did with that song, but what the hell are those sounds in it... my head went off

  • @BoostedBonobo101
    @BoostedBonobo101 10 лет назад +19

    HOW DO YOU MESS UP THE AUTO? My god this map needs to be put down. *loads shotgun*

  • @xmenicemanx
    @xmenicemanx 10 лет назад +14

    I can do it give me autoclicker

  • @jonathanli31
    @jonathanli31 Год назад +1

    This video is officially 10 years old now

  • @jayr343
    @jayr343 7 лет назад +3

    sounds like a windows xp constant crash sound.

  • @jaydenharvey5084
    @jaydenharvey5084 10 лет назад +7

    my quest to complete all the beatmaps... ends here

    • @alt-32
      @alt-32 2 года назад

      Xasuma moment

  • @iKaiser878
    @iKaiser878 10 лет назад +4

    lets see if cookiezi can try this...

  • @frogg8319
    @frogg8319 3 года назад +1

    That spinner in the beginning gives me AugoEides flashbacks (happy30’s version).

  • @lumpismyoldusername
    @lumpismyoldusername 3 года назад

    Now introducing the hit circle

  • @MomiHeartify
    @MomiHeartify 10 лет назад +8

    Lmao even osu couldn't get 100% on it xD

  • @NatsuReitan
    @NatsuReitan 10 лет назад +3

    the creator timed the slider ant the notes together, this is too impossible

  • @maplerawrxd8221
    @maplerawrxd8221 9 лет назад +6

    Cookiezi: Can someone make insane mode?

    • @_Cert
      @_Cert 3 года назад

      Everyones pc would crash

  • @smallwaves
    @smallwaves 9 лет назад

    Can't wait to see the 電波曲第99999番"蠍炎"(後略)map

  • @xXAeromodsXx
    @xXAeromodsXx 10 лет назад +5

    Who actuallly put down the time on doing this shit? I mean its not getting ranked for any reasons.. Just some bull shit.

  • @zodsi
    @zodsi 10 лет назад +28

    I laughed hysterically at this for no reason XD

  • @phoenixtalon100
    @phoenixtalon100 8 лет назад +4

    watching the game itself getting something wrong is just priceless

  • @CrykorZ
    @CrykorZ 9 лет назад

    I never thought i would see the day where auto can mess up

  • @hanayanaa114
    @hanayanaa114 10 лет назад +3

    _IT BROKE OSU! OAO_
    _AND THIS IS THE COMPUTER! XD_

  • @LordIncompetent
    @LordIncompetent 10 лет назад +8

    Even the bot designed to do it perfectly messed up.

    • @DyluPL1st
      @DyluPL1st 10 лет назад

      it's becuase there's few sliders at once and it's only possible to do on osu droid with multitouch turned on

    • @iloveanimemidriff
      @iloveanimemidriff 10 лет назад +4

      You know a map is impossible when not even the CPU can do it right D:

  • @ama-7955
    @ama-7955 6 лет назад

    This is the map that can be passed by humans in the future of future.
    Unlike centipede or other songs that is similar

  • @anakincasey
    @anakincasey 8 лет назад +9

    The AUTO can't get a 100% yep impossible

  • @SoarinYoshi64
    @SoarinYoshi64 10 лет назад +3

    I love this map to death, especially in catch the beat mode XD

  • @wisteria6544
    @wisteria6544 10 лет назад +9

    Psh, boxbox can do this.

    • @chippyosu
      @chippyosu 10 лет назад

      im pretty sure boxbox is only in the high 9ks

    • @wisteria6544
      @wisteria6544 10 лет назад +3

      ik lol XD his girlfriend is better than him

  • @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083
    @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083 9 лет назад

    i downloaded the map, but you cant play it because of the spinning circle being to long =(

  • @veigar4365
    @veigar4365 7 лет назад

    At this song OSU!Auto was probably screaming "pls help I want to go back"

  • @13gamerbullet
    @13gamerbullet 10 лет назад +8

    Good. Now do it backwards.

  • @TripleD
    @TripleD 8 лет назад +18

    Cookiezi will make this in 1 try xD

  • @ssamowo6478
    @ssamowo6478 8 лет назад

    tfw this is mapped better than most hollow wings' maps.

  • @tails233
    @tails233 8 лет назад

    Omg. It's pippi. Now all we need is a midori, and a ryuto. Full gaming club right there.

  • @JohnCena1337
    @JohnCena1337 10 лет назад +6

    It's your turn Korea

  • @Ezahx
    @Ezahx 9 лет назад +4

    I see osu maps like these and get scared ;O;

  • @teddybear5788
    @teddybear5788 8 лет назад

    I´ve got a headache now. Thanks.

  • @cristiansandica1410
    @cristiansandica1410 9 лет назад

    Yeah, impossible alright. Only before cookiezi does this HR and DT, with hidden while watching The Simpsons.

  • @vanteros3994
    @vanteros3994 9 лет назад +4

    Even the autopilot is wrong

  • @FrancisDaiz
    @FrancisDaiz 10 лет назад +5

    when osu attacks.

  • @iidapperdog8398
    @iidapperdog8398 8 лет назад

    This would give me a challenge, but my hand has controlled mini-seizures(?), so I could do some of this.

    • @fruity2
      @fruity2 8 лет назад

      That's called a vibration. it's a common tactic for jitterclicking

  • @tamago1973
    @tamago1973 9 лет назад

    _I don't know why, but this version does much better than now._

  • @chevster6290
    @chevster6290 9 лет назад +3

    Spinner at the begging = Impossible.

  • @shardj5151
    @shardj5151 9 лет назад +22

    How is this impossible? As long as you have a script for the crazy clicking speed its fine

    • @MrFdiddy1
      @MrFdiddy1 9 лет назад +1

      Ikr? This map isn't even that hard.

    • @shardj5151
      @shardj5151 9 лет назад +5

      HorseLime piss easy really

    • @Rokk_
      @Rokk_  9 лет назад +19

      The map is literally impossible. Try for yourself. You literally can not get past the first spinner, nor can you pass the parts where your mouse needs to literally be outside of the screen, or where your mouse needs to be in two places at once.

    • @shardj5151
      @shardj5151 9 лет назад +3

      ***** you ever heard of sarcasm?

    • @MrFdiddy1
      @MrFdiddy1 9 лет назад +6

      George Appleton What the hell is sarcasm?

  • @ultimatezed8177
    @ultimatezed8177 4 года назад

    You have to be the king of games to beat this.

  • @get_troll
    @get_troll 9 лет назад

    why there kind of map will be created , even it is impossible to finish it