300,000 pts of ORKS vs Chaos - Apocalypse Warhammer 40,000

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • Order your Ravaged Star Veil-Touched minis here: gamefound.com/...
    This is the world’s largest collection of Orks! Owned and created by @geargutsmekshop. I wanted to battle against it with my entire Chaos Space Marine army. But doing an apocalypse battle of this size would require lots of help. So I enlisted some wargamers to set up the biggest game anyone has ever seen.
    Things moved much quicker until I realized I was too old and out of shape to even stand. So I recruited ‪@SkaredCast‬ to lend a warrior’s hand to our outrageous game. He’s the best warhammer player in the world. He knows his army and my army better than I know it myself.
    Stompas make stompy attacks. Titan Khârn chainaxes some orc armor. And mega ships were destroyed. The battle was going according to plan up till the dice gods demanded fresh meat from the street to pilot a warlord Titan and collect some mega skulls on the battlefield!!!! THIS is warhammer 40k apocalypse and this was the battle of the century!!!
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    ‪@GeargutzMekshop‬ #Broozers should battle against my @ravagedstar #VeilTouched. Now I need to assemble a painted collection as large as Kyle’s Broozer army. All the Veil-Touched models are available for order on GameFound - follow the product links in this post to get your Ravaged Star models! They’re gorgeous, monstrous, chaotic and mutated works of carnage and art! Go beyond the veil and claim what is yours. The late pledge is open on GameFound. You can back this campaign and order your minis. What are you waiting for? Just move!!!! Get your minis!!!
    Some Ravaged Star minis painted by the community are featured in this video:
    ‪@JOSEDAVINCI_‬painted Veil-Touched Black’s Gavel
    ‪@TabletopTitans‬painted Veil-Touched Oathborne
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  • @wabbit2099
    @wabbit2099 10 месяцев назад +39037

    It took 2 months to complete the first movement phase. I am sure they will release a video when the game is finished in 2027.

    • @windows95_de
      @windows95_de 10 месяцев назад +798

      😂 holy crap..

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 10 месяцев назад +515

      This is crazier than allah

    • @redragon1990
      @redragon1990 10 месяцев назад +676

      Tell me when it's on the level of the 40 year dnd campaign

    • @MC-BOT
      @MC-BOT 10 месяцев назад +384

      ​@@havefuntazarasu5367 you mean god ? If you start your sentence in english you can finish it in english too buddy

    • @icebreaker5138
      @icebreaker5138 10 месяцев назад +715

      ⁠@@MC-BOTok buddy your not the language police. Don’t let imaginary superiority get to your head 😅

  • @Lacucarachadefuego
    @Lacucarachadefuego 10 месяцев назад +5181

    Legends say the Orks are still rolling their first shooting phase

    • @johanninferus4845
      @johanninferus4845 10 месяцев назад +124

      It's been said that they just called a Belaz 75710 full of dices to speed up the ork shooting phase

    • @cesare_1302
      @cesare_1302 10 месяцев назад +59

      Still not enough dakka

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 9 месяцев назад +74

      "Use da yellow dice. Da yellow dice roll higher."

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 9 месяцев назад +55

      ​@@vylbird8014But Boss, Yellow EXPLODES! ......Wai'....Ooooooooooo...I git ya, Boss. Ya smart.

    • @vincentlefur4490
      @vincentlefur4490 9 месяцев назад +10

      Now we wait for Chaos to roll their savings 😂

  • @Bubba0807
    @Bubba0807 4 месяца назад +157

    Man, i remember being a kid and walking passed a game shop, and they had the coolest set up of this game. I didnt know what it was, the guy explained it to me and thought it was amazing. I was only a kid at the time and my parents said no, so it faded in the back of my head and could never remember what it was called. Glad to see that its a massive thing years later.

    • @George-v4b3q
      @George-v4b3q 8 дней назад +3

      Yo same exact thing happened to me my dad said no way because of the price and the fact you have to paint them and thought I would grow tired of it in a week and never thought of it until recently when they have video games of it out

    • @batsumoto
      @batsumoto 5 дней назад +2

      never too late to start painting mini's

    • @lostpockets222
      @lostpockets222 12 часов назад +1

      it was a massive thing even when you were a kid. Warhammer was released in 1983!

    • @Bubba0807
      @Bubba0807 11 часов назад

      @lostpockets222 I figured it out now that it was. This guy had a giant table with terrain and broken down buildings. That was the coolest thing I had ever seen.

  • @hothairball606
    @hothairball606 10 месяцев назад +20957

    lore accurate small scale orc army

    • @jasoncronin9145
      @jasoncronin9145 10 месяцев назад +958

      Just a little wagh.

    • @hothairball606
      @hothairball606 10 месяцев назад +619

      @@jasoncronin9145 just a bit of a scrap with the boys

    • @takashishin8282
      @takashishin8282 10 месяцев назад +180

      ​@@jasoncronin9145 A Lit WAGH! that big WAGH and WE NEED MORE!!!!* Literally putting myself into a cannon to launch myself at the warp* WAGGGHHH!!!!

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 10 месяцев назад +79

      ​@@jasoncronin9145 A bit o bashin wid da bois

    • @JohnnyJetpack
      @JohnnyJetpack 10 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@jasoncronin9145a tiny wagh.

  • @Mullingamer
    @Mullingamer 10 месяцев назад +12577

    -Do you want to play a match Bro?
    -Yeah sure
    5 years passes...

    • @TheMightyKor4
      @TheMightyKor4 9 месяцев назад +131

      Is it finally my turn ?? XD

    • @genocideangel1987
      @genocideangel1987 9 месяцев назад +49

      Trying to reenact the War for Armageddon

    • @SHUT-UP_MEG
      @SHUT-UP_MEG 9 месяцев назад +35

      I've seen DnD go for three days and a fight break out
      But this would be gnarly

    • @clover4925
      @clover4925 8 месяцев назад +12

      Hey, the REAL battle wouldve lasted 30. Youre saving 25 years, thats a bargain!

    • @TimeKillerGuy
      @TimeKillerGuy 8 месяцев назад +5

      Dear GOD the money alone and not even adding the time…

  • @CameronL-l5k
    @CameronL-l5k 4 месяца назад +539

    Ultramarines sent in one squad of Terminators and one psycher, and cleaned the board.

    • @marioneira5165
      @marioneira5165 4 месяца назад +62

      That's a waste of resources, they should have just sent malum caedo

    • @brandon0118
      @brandon0118 3 месяца назад +26

      can't he too busy beating the chaos gods senseless right now

    • @marioneira5165
      @marioneira5165 3 месяца назад +10

      @@brandon0118 fair point

    • @PrakashSaturday-nr7by
      @PrakashSaturday-nr7by 3 месяца назад +8

      Smells like smurfs in here

    • @Aldossar8
      @Aldossar8 Месяц назад +9

      Average imperium propaganda consumer

  • @Ymephir
    @Ymephir 9 месяцев назад +2999

    The first 40 years of childhood are the hardest

    • @johntard-e9y
      @johntard-e9y 5 месяцев назад +15

      frfr

    • @eldando7659
      @eldando7659 5 месяцев назад +17

      😂

    • @r3ddead597
      @r3ddead597 4 месяца назад +10

      I choked on my coffee after reading this😂😂

    • @AMEXEMA.
      @AMEXEMA. 4 месяца назад

      ВОИСТИНУ БРАТ.

    • @aidanation562
      @aidanation562 4 месяца назад +25

      You mean the first 40k?

  • @jkee9760
    @jkee9760 9 месяцев назад +3782

    For the people who dont know you are litarlly looking at down payments of atleast 2 houses

    • @Only_Cans_101
      @Only_Cans_101 7 месяцев назад +126

      So true!! How much do you think both army's combined are worth?

    • @shawnfoogle920
      @shawnfoogle920 7 месяцев назад +225

      Yeah which is why I like the video games.
      Not this scam

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 7 месяцев назад +27

      Did anyone do the math?
      That's what I really wanted to know

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 6 месяцев назад

      @shawnfoogle920 ain’t a scam if you get your money’s worth.

    • @darkprime6815
      @darkprime6815 5 месяцев назад +127

      ​@@Only_Cans_101 from what I know those giant mechs are worth at least a grand each so probably tens of thousands of dollars

  • @scottchristofersen2367
    @scottchristofersen2367 4 месяца назад +260

    Apocalypse games: model collection goes on the table, some dice are thrown, models come off the table.

    • @Citruss_XIII
      @Citruss_XIII 10 дней назад

      This went over my head, aren't most games this as well?

    • @scottchristofersen2367
      @scottchristofersen2367 10 дней назад +3

      @ not even remotely the same. In apocalypse games you don’t even get to move a ton of the models before you put them back in the case. Entire sections of the table just evaporate in a hail of wounds.

  • @tuachixiong5232
    @tuachixiong5232 5 месяцев назад +1073

    These armies embody the phrase, "Even in debt, I serve!"

    • @keledek660
      @keledek660 3 месяца назад +9

      Dreadnought vibes 😂😂

    • @robertkruijmel8724
      @robertkruijmel8724 3 месяца назад +6

      Good one

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 3 месяца назад +10

      as the song goes "I've got thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt"....

    • @Michau940
      @Michau940 Месяц назад +4

      "Only in debt my hobby ends."

  • @prtik1
    @prtik1 10 месяцев назад +6805

    Henry Cavill breathing heavily in the corner..

    • @kayla_white01
      @kayla_white01 10 месяцев назад

      More like furiously fapping in the corner

    • @JustMaul2001
      @JustMaul2001 10 месяцев назад +58

      Nice

    • @emilioblanco2803
      @emilioblanco2803 10 месяцев назад +201

      They say if you place 3 shadow keeper within 5 inches of each other and whisper to yourself "Cavill" 3 times, Henry Cavill will appear behind someone and proceed to beat both armies until he is the sole winner of the match.

    • @walterarresse6598
      @walterarresse6598 10 месяцев назад +68

      I came here to say that. Henry should start a Discovery show about WH40K. They should play out epic matches and try to break world records.

    • @allenfernandez-
      @allenfernandez- 9 месяцев назад +19

      He's the emperor of the Mankind

  • @MrUsername250
    @MrUsername250 4 месяца назад +16

    Damn.. that’s like $100k usd in miniatures .-. And I’m here for it

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 9 месяцев назад +8788

    To us, the biggest 40k battle.
    In the 40k universe, its Tuesday.

    • @multibeasty
      @multibeasty 7 месяцев назад +58

      Im sure 1 army is way more than 40K

    • @Siathuan
      @Siathuan 6 месяцев назад +138

      A slow Tuesday at that; after all, both Orks and Chaos like fighting, and it just isn't the same when the battle doesn't have at least a couple of million innocent lives at stake...

    • @cristianhorton1056
      @cristianhorton1056 6 месяцев назад +7

      Ahahaha😅😅😂😂😂

    • @richardommundsen2417
      @richardommundsen2417 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@Siathuan a slow Tuesday, in the hours of 9am til 11am

    • @fangbozhu7379
      @fangbozhu7379 6 месяцев назад +28

      there's a warlord class so probably not just some Tuesday, I'd say it's easter or something

  • @culturegeekgaming2390
    @culturegeekgaming2390 5 месяцев назад +2217

    it's called warhammer 40k because you need 40k$ to build an army
    Now, it's not a joke but an accurate estimation with this video :)

    • @thefirebirdflock3440
      @thefirebirdflock3440 4 месяца назад +69

      You can easily save $37k buying a small resin printer and downloading the files elsewhere! :)

    • @tarkelson2457
      @tarkelson2457 4 месяца назад +40

      @@thefirebirdflock3440 only after you spent $1k-$3k on the printer alone, around $200 just to upgrade parts on it, $100 in resin ink thatll last about 5-6 figures after you calibrate the printer and run a few tests. then theres the dozens of $$ that it adds to every month of your electric bill. printing it yourself is about the same sunk cost, so unless youre going to build an army this big its a complete waste

    • @GerardLambert992
      @GerardLambert992 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@tarkelson2457 without mentioning the poor quality of the results vs GW one

    • @BabyJesus66
      @BabyJesus66 4 месяца назад +41

      ​@@tarkelson2457 wrong... printer is maybe $200 for an elegoo resin printer, even cheaper if you really want to save money. $25 bottle of resin, lasts a decent amount. Resin printing is pretty much plug and play. I never touched a printer before and was printing things instantly with barely any failures. You obviously don't know much about resin printing.
      And if youre gonna complain, you forgot the paint and time to paint them. 😂😂

    • @ifprototypelq-84i10
      @ifprototypelq-84i10 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@tarkelson2457 how can you be so confident without knowing anything about the subject, can you teach me ? and what is to upgrade in a 3d printer first time hearing that

  • @JokersVsZombies
    @JokersVsZombies 22 дня назад +3

    A computer is going to have to run the simulation to finish this before you die.

  • @CesarTheKingVA
    @CesarTheKingVA 5 месяцев назад +186

    Finally, a game where each side has the full 40,000 warhammers

  • @Idofunniesforiamtheclown
    @Idofunniesforiamtheclown 10 месяцев назад +1904

    Her: "He's probably out cheating on me"
    What he's doing:

    • @Sergey-fl7oz
      @Sergey-fl7oz 10 месяцев назад +20

      Он изменяет положение 2 тысяч миниатюр просчитывая каждый свой шаг как в 5д шахматах

    • @dueinuremom5082
      @dueinuremom5082 10 месяцев назад +40

      And he will never be home. The game has him now.

    • @tonny7262
      @tonny7262 9 месяцев назад +17

      This is most likely the ultimate test of male virginity!!

    • @duckingfuzz7847
      @duckingfuzz7847 9 месяцев назад +17

      There's no her lol 😂

    • @cocosusprime
      @cocosusprime 9 месяцев назад +4

      He is making history

  • @blakeh2430
    @blakeh2430 4 месяца назад

    This is how I imagine Henry Cavill playing 40K in his off time, alone in his war room wearing his god emperor costume. Epic.

  • @alexross1816
    @alexross1816 10 месяцев назад +425

    Ghaz's WAAAGH entering the Eye of Terror upon hearing of Yarrick's death at the hands of Angron

    • @vitaliitomas4057
      @vitaliitomas4057 9 месяцев назад +48

      And this is the smallest skirmish of that campain

    • @pz-919
      @pz-919 8 месяцев назад +6

      I've been looking for this comment)

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 6 месяцев назад +3

      LOLL

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 10 месяцев назад +2190

    Chess: i got billions of moves
    40k: Billions? Hah... that's cute...

    • @burn_Burn_BURNNN
      @burn_Burn_BURNNN 9 месяцев назад +76

      trying to dunk on chess is weird

    • @ZhangLongDong
      @ZhangLongDong 9 месяцев назад +29

      You're confusing moves with permutations

    • @bazookaman1353
      @bazookaman1353 9 месяцев назад +21

      Bro, I know this is a joke so I'll be saying this as a fun fact but just saying it's not hard to get googological amounts of permutations, it's pretty much arbitrary once you know how exponentials work.

    • @uhhhh1214
      @uhhhh1214 9 месяцев назад +8

      I thought chess had like 10^80 moves

    • @jacklarsen4
      @jacklarsen4 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@burn_Burn_BURNNN its a joke.

  • @highcast2769
    @highcast2769 4 месяца назад

    As soon as Skari walked in and laid eyes on the setup he immediately turned into a 13 year old kid again 😂 happy to see some people still have their inner child !!

  • @Randomperson-ne3kp
    @Randomperson-ne3kp 10 месяцев назад +982

    Bro just recruited a skinnier clone of himself to play

    • @johnShadow12
      @johnShadow12 10 месяцев назад +6

      hmm he might be like the krigers.

    • @Joan1Marti
      @Joan1Marti 10 месяцев назад +5

      Christian Bale, and his twin brother in "The Prestige".

    • @talonmage40k
      @talonmage40k 9 месяцев назад +3

      That's what I'm sayin'.

    • @bigballzmcdrawz2921
      @bigballzmcdrawz2921 7 месяцев назад

      I thought that was his brother for a second.

    • @Brodaddy1000
      @Brodaddy1000 7 месяцев назад +5

      "I wanted to play this game so badly that I got someone else to do it for me!"

  • @fanboygamer3e
    @fanboygamer3e 10 месяцев назад +114

    I just imagine this is going to be made into an actual lore event where Gazghull sends his entire mega-WAAAGH to go kill Angron to get revenge for Yarrick

  • @bantyFPV
    @bantyFPV Месяц назад +2

    The amount of work they put into this is impressive!

  • @Gaster_021
    @Gaster_021 5 месяцев назад +671

    I do like how there seems to be more Orks vs Chaos battles, there doesn’t seem to be enough of those despite both factions being warmongering

    • @faner117
      @faner117 5 месяцев назад +25

      In the game sistem the orks cost less than space marines so if you take it to the point of playing whit 1 million points the difference is going to be huge

    • @UncannyBeagle
      @UncannyBeagle 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@faner117 They orks might win with just the cannon fodder alone.

    • @GoshaProsto
      @GoshaProsto 4 месяца назад

      А у вас ваха не мемная что ли? Для нас шутки про 90% потерь норма)

    • @virtualmartini
      @virtualmartini 4 месяца назад

      @@faner117 their points are based on unit strength

  • @walkingoutdoor6620
    @walkingoutdoor6620 9 месяцев назад +805

    (hoooonk)
    "What was that?"
    (look out of window)
    Seems like to trucks full of Kriegsmen waiting to join in.

    • @Ballistic180
      @Ballistic180 5 месяцев назад +15

      Underrated

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 5 месяцев назад +26

      Orks: NOW IZ A PARTY!!

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 4 месяца назад +12

      " Two- no, three. Three trucks of Death Korps. Weeeell. "

    • @mattwells5347
      @mattwells5347 4 месяца назад +5

      “There seems to be four more on standby for when the casualty count rises”

  • @nostrius-t1z
    @nostrius-t1z 3 месяца назад +2

    Imagine spending at least a million on a bunch of plastic and another million on paint and glue :o

  • @Vidar93
    @Vidar93 10 месяцев назад +209

    It would actually be pretty cool to break the army up into battalions essentially and have them take multiple smaller turns for something that large. You could also have different players as each "Battalion Captain" and let them each control one or two of them. It would allow for the massive numbers while each captain focuses on their units synergy and prevents one person from getting overwhelmed.

    • @warrenpeace8304
      @warrenpeace8304 9 месяцев назад +22

      *Perturabo has entered the chat*

    • @yofolkdem1256
      @yofolkdem1256 9 месяцев назад +12

      If they could do video games like your concept, I would play TF outta it.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 9 месяцев назад +3

      Khorne, maybe. Such battlefield tactics are... not Orkish.

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 9 месяцев назад +4

      that is what I thought was happening, basically a dozen different games going on at the same time, except they can interact with each other.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@danilooliveira6580 That way you could delegate specific groups or regions of the battlefield to generals, further increasing the play speed.

  • @dsanin1989
    @dsanin1989 9 месяцев назад +276

    You need to call HENRY CAVIL NOW, he will be so Happy to participate in this battle, CALL HIM NOW

    • @unlimited971
      @unlimited971 4 месяца назад +4

      He needs also to call maybe an expert in miniaturised motors, 3d printing, animatronics

  • @ethernil
    @ethernil Месяц назад

    "How could you afford this army?"
    "It's fine, only took 2 kidneys an eye and my liver"

  • @ethanmitchell7479
    @ethanmitchell7479 9 месяцев назад +146

    Finally a true representation of the infamous
    “Green tide”

    • @Jupue
      @Jupue 6 месяцев назад +8

      Nah, too small

    • @Nefylym
      @Nefylym 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Jupue Need moar boomz like chummer!

  • @MrLoobu
    @MrLoobu 10 месяцев назад +1552

    How many tens of thousands of dollars are we talking here? Quarter mill?

    • @SoldierofKreig
      @SoldierofKreig 10 месяцев назад +231

      I bet this is about 35k-50k for the Orks and about 50-60k for the demons

    • @gsrjohn
      @gsrjohn 10 месяцев назад +22

      So 1/2 mil total?

    • @uksoloz
      @uksoloz 10 месяцев назад +86

      @@gsrjohnare you being sarcastic? Please tell me you are haha 😂 1/10 of a million buddy haha

    • @gsrjohn
      @gsrjohn 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@uksoloz well yeah,lol

    • @uksoloz
      @uksoloz 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@gsrjohn sorry just hard to tell theses days you know haha 😂

  • @GromusPrime
    @GromusPrime 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro is about to manifest Khorne into reality with this one 💀

  • @redlight3932
    @redlight3932 8 месяцев назад +149

    I can appreciate that these people can enjoy something like this, i wish to have friends that enjoy half the things i love to that degree

    • @newMania23
      @newMania23 4 месяца назад +4

      Yeah I feel you. I constantly buy different miniatures and ttrpg books. Paint the minis read the books then pack them away cause I don't know a single person who would be interested.

    • @interestingsociety
      @interestingsociety 4 месяца назад

      @@newMania23 i`m not into this stuff, but I want to be your friend now haha

    • @newMania23
      @newMania23 4 месяца назад

      @@interestingsociety ❤️ thanks mate

    • @MEGVTRON
      @MEGVTRON 4 месяца назад

      skill issue

    • @Ryan-hn8yx
      @Ryan-hn8yx 3 месяца назад

      ​@newMania23 if you go toa games store or gw shop they usually have tournaments and stuff set up. People are always friendly there

  • @SwordTune
    @SwordTune 10 месяцев назад +143

    When Ghaz finally finds Angron to grant justice for Yarrick.

    • @Orlandeau2415
      @Orlandeau2415 10 месяцев назад +8

      I really hope they do something with this. I would love for Ghaz to find him, I think he's such a great character.

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@Orlandeau2415 The biggest WAAAAGH ever is coming for his little red arse.

    • @liamingrey-lt9bd
      @liamingrey-lt9bd 10 месяцев назад

      @@SwordTunethat’s a great reference to Warrior Tier's Justice For Yarrick.

    • @meatybtz
      @meatybtz 8 месяцев назад

      Gazskull, YOOF KILLED YARRRIK! EE WUZ WUN UV ME BOYZ! GAVE ME DA BESTEST KRUMPINS N DUSTUPS! NOW UV GONNA PAY FER DAT! TAKIN AWAY MY GOOD FIGHTIN! LETZ SEE HOWZ GUD U IZ! I'MA GONNA PUT YER ZOGGIN 'EAD ON ME BOSSPOLL KHORN BOY! IT AIN'T GONNA TO YER DADDY KHORN, CUZ IT BE MINE NOW!!

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 5 месяцев назад

      This ain't even Ghaz, this is just a scouting party 'cause they don't know where Angron is at yet. There was probably a Gretchin with some spyglass or something on top of that Mega-Gargant... before it fell off...

  • @andreasreinhardt8753
    @andreasreinhardt8753 4 месяца назад +2

    This hobby needs a lot of room and even more money.

  • @Zygmunto
    @Zygmunto 10 месяцев назад +119

    Expectation:
    Preparation - 2 hours.
    Gameplay - 4 hours
    Reality:
    Preparation - 8 hours
    Gameplay - I gotta go to sleep man

    • @candlestyx8517
      @candlestyx8517 8 месяцев назад +6

      It took two months just for them to complete the first movement phase, let that sink in

    • @etherealboomslang991
      @etherealboomslang991 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@candlestyx8517wait are those actual facts of the game?

  • @Skinythewalker245
    @Skinythewalker245 5 месяцев назад +73

    This man is in the biggest credit card debt in human history

  • @TheRealTegu
    @TheRealTegu 4 месяца назад +1

    This is what happens when you combine a nerdy habit with adult money

  • @tehf00n
    @tehf00n 10 месяцев назад +528

    My lord that army must have cost about $150k at least but painted? Triple it.

    • @heyokasamurai453
      @heyokasamurai453 10 месяцев назад +34

      That personal sweatshop be working around the clock

    • @RivetHead999
      @RivetHead999 10 месяцев назад +33

      That’s why I don’t play. 😭 I’d be broke, divorced and living in a garage somewhere.

    • @jaketurner7321
      @jaketurner7321 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@RivetHead999aside from the broke part that sounds like bliss

    • @jlsoto6189
      @jlsoto6189 10 месяцев назад +2

      yeah, the only thing is that i dont see purple ships ... thats a shame

    • @nickamodio721
      @nickamodio721 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@jaketurner7321you know that marriage is a choice and not a punishment... right?
      If you're miserable, you married the wrong chick...

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar 5 месяцев назад +35

    Damn, I've been in a 100k point battle and that required several people per side to keep it moving. This is insanity

  • @powerhouse6165
    @powerhouse6165 27 дней назад

    Gonna borrow a Krieg meme for this one.
    "Apocalypse? That's a weird way to say Skirmish."

  • @Warhammer40KGuy
    @Warhammer40KGuy 10 месяцев назад +112

    This brings the "the thousand sons" to a whole new level.

  • @surooner7797
    @surooner7797 6 месяцев назад +67

    Man the amount of money that went into all of them would make me freak out that any could break

  • @revol_000
    @revol_000 3 месяца назад

    Sauron: It is time
    Saruman: THIS is THE world's LARGEST collection of ORCS

  • @DionysusFourTwenty
    @DionysusFourTwenty 5 месяцев назад +105

    Painting these figurines seems like a very calming & humble hobby. I could see myself getting into something like that when I am old & spending the rest of my days hiding away from the insanity of society

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 4 месяца назад +11

      Haha this IS the insanity of society.

    • @daxxjester
      @daxxjester 4 месяца назад

      It's for people with autism, is that you?

    • @NathanRowat
      @NathanRowat 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@RKroesePart of it, yes. Did you enjoy that coffee you had this morning? That's insane to me too.

    • @JNAMOTORSPORTS
      @JNAMOTORSPORTS 3 месяца назад

      You ever think about using your penis and finding a vagina?

    • @JNAMOTORSPORTS
      @JNAMOTORSPORTS 3 месяца назад

      @@RKroesemental illness

  • @ssjaken
    @ssjaken 10 месяцев назад +9

    Holy shit miniwargaming is still around! I love you guys.

  • @christopherderasmo5041
    @christopherderasmo5041 15 дней назад

    I don't know what's more impressive.
    The amount of work put into this or the amount of money spent on the figures.

  • @nimric3348
    @nimric3348 10 месяцев назад +43

    It's terrifying how well painted that orc army is.
    It must have took a literal army to paint

  • @leema89
    @leema89 4 месяца назад +92

    No virginities were harmed in the making of this video.

  • @danielstransky7033
    @danielstransky7033 4 месяца назад

    I like the fact that they actually built this army, not bought it. And it's all hand painted too. Amazing

  • @logicoverfeelz
    @logicoverfeelz 10 месяцев назад +39

    I can only wait a few more years into the future where battles would be visualized in augmented reality, elevating the entire experience itself.

    • @Dead_Pool_Rising
      @Dead_Pool_Rising 7 месяцев назад +3

      We already have that. They are called video games. They've been around for a while.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 6 месяцев назад +3

      It’s called modded DOW

    • @Jahn_Pah_Jonz
      @Jahn_Pah_Jonz 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@LordCrate-du8zmthe good DOW, not part 2 and definitely not part 3.

  • @TheManOfTheHourEveryHour
    @TheManOfTheHourEveryHour 5 месяцев назад +19

    Thankfully everyone survived with their virginity intact.

  • @T3nMiDGET5711
    @T3nMiDGET5711 3 месяца назад +2

    Lore Accurate 40K battle

  • @austinsavage5962
    @austinsavage5962 10 месяцев назад +9

    In olden times these dudes would have been top military strategists

  • @Secretgeek2012
    @Secretgeek2012 10 месяцев назад +115

    Just an average day in the Imperium 😆

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 10 месяцев назад

      Fear us, for we count the cost in planets, not lives!

  • @RealTubaBoy
    @RealTubaBoy 4 месяца назад

    Watching grown ups make a living off their passions like this should be an inspiration to us all

  • @isFROGASHLEY
    @isFROGASHLEY 9 месяцев назад +27

    Bro this battle should be in the history of the world 😂

  • @notDionysis
    @notDionysis 10 месяцев назад +6

    It’s kinda crazy, it isn’t to often you get to see $30,000 just laid out on tables like that

  • @stuartconnelly5397
    @stuartconnelly5397 2 месяца назад +1

    Imagine the same size but on EPIC sized minis.

  • @Obozo_Gaming
    @Obozo_Gaming 5 месяцев назад +7

    "This was the battle of the century." Probably took a century to finish.

  • @pajoc3756
    @pajoc3756 4 месяца назад +11

    The most random thing RUclips has recommended and I love the simple fact that you guys enjoy being sooo creative 💯

  • @toddoverholt4556
    @toddoverholt4556 4 месяца назад

    Tbh this is the kind of wargame where you have multiple people on each team doing turns simultaneously

  • @poik-sc2is
    @poik-sc2is 6 месяцев назад +16

    Finally a lore-accurate scaled battle

    • @kokodayo5796
      @kokodayo5796 4 месяца назад

      Small battle

    • @poik-sc2is
      @poik-sc2is 4 месяца назад

      @@kokodayo5796 especially for the orks but its still pretty impresive and refreshing to see

  • @sk000p4
    @sk000p4 10 месяцев назад +5

    This is a nice start. Back in 2005 we would run 250,000 point games on 15 x 15 ft tables. They have only gotten bigger. We have 6 different that cap higher than 400,000.

  • @CrashHeadroom
    @CrashHeadroom 4 месяца назад

    "This, used to be an average size for 2nd edition!" fixed that for you :) lol

  • @Thor_cain
    @Thor_cain 10 месяцев назад +33

    The Star Wars music for a 40k vid

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. 10 месяцев назад +12

      Ikr, seems like heresy to me.

    • @vincentlefur4490
      @vincentlefur4490 9 месяцев назад +1

      Might have been better with Danw of War soundtrack but it fits just right ^^

    • @OrpheuAqueronte
      @OrpheuAqueronte 9 месяцев назад +3

      What is a Wh40k famous soundtrack? Oh my

    • @thepassenger6499
      @thepassenger6499 8 месяцев назад

      My brain is so confused... .

  • @Daemonik
    @Daemonik 10 месяцев назад +14

    Autofeed dice roller made from a tennis-ball launcher machine-gun fires into a custom-made dice tray that's 30 square feet...

  • @Slipp0000
    @Slipp0000 4 месяца назад

    Brooooo I was into tabletop years ago and didn’t know war hammer went this hard as a table top I’ve been living under a rock but now see the light 😂 💯

  • @Chepakishui
    @Chepakishui 4 месяца назад +8

    I got the chance to play in a 50 person apocalypse game back when they originally released the format. Each person brought about 200 points to the table or a large vehicle unit that had just been released for this format such as the newly released (at the time) Baneblade which we had 4 of in the game IIRC

  • @Grauer1510
    @Grauer1510 9 месяцев назад +7

    Music almost sounded like a mix between "Duel of the Fates" and the "Avengers Theme"... would be lit. 🔥

    • @watnoudan
      @watnoudan 4 месяца назад

      It's star wars soundtrack

    • @Grauer1510
      @Grauer1510 4 месяца назад

      @@watnoudan yes i saw it in the description, thank you.

  • @Warpshift
    @Warpshift 19 дней назад

    That man has a new home in terms of price on his Ork collection.

  • @KingHarlaus_theunenthusiastic
    @KingHarlaus_theunenthusiastic 10 месяцев назад +104

    Not enough bois

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 6 месяцев назад +9

    This is beyond legendary, my god, this is absolutely a treasure to witness! You guys are legends.. I’m at awe just looking at it all, I couldn’t imagine being in the room witnessing it in person.. can anybody tell me what it’s like seeing it in person?! I wouldn’t be able to take it all in.. I’d be so fascinated with the detail work, painting, and setting..

  • @auxghzgorzi2069
    @auxghzgorzi2069 27 дней назад

    We used to pitch our Star Wars action figures against our GI Joes when I was a kid. Then I became an adult.

  • @theodraws5599
    @theodraws5599 7 месяцев назад +4

    Thats 50 million bucks in Warhammer miniatures right there!!!!

  • @nurglematthew
    @nurglematthew 11 месяцев назад +41

    Rocked it. Nurgle Bless. Skari rocks.

    • @BobOsso67
      @BobOsso67 10 месяцев назад

      Honor Nurgle!

  • @thesepticmaniac9970
    @thesepticmaniac9970 4 месяца назад

    I glanced at the table and my wallet was screeching in pain

  • @PastaMan_24
    @PastaMan_24 10 месяцев назад +8

    I dont even want to THINK about how much that probably costs lol

    • @connorriddell6764
      @connorriddell6764 5 месяцев назад

      literally hundreds of thousands of dollars if not millions

    • @PastaMan_24
      @PastaMan_24 5 месяцев назад

      @@connorriddell6764 Holy sh!t

    • @connorriddell6764
      @connorriddell6764 5 месяцев назад

      its hard to judge just by looking but from what i know on what these figures cost a piece and just eyeballing how many there are id be shocked if its not in the hundreds of thousands i doubt millions but if it hit that i wouldnt be too surprised a more realistic guess for all this is like idk 200k? its hard to tell from just this video but some of the larger figures can cost over 1 hundred per piece on their own and there are thousands of figures here. its pretty hard to tell i could be over valuing it but its in the tens of thousands minimum and likely in the hundreds probably not millions thats probably a stretch but its not insignificant im not saying it would sell for that but if you where to buy it piece by piece retail thats likely what ure bill would be plus idk if there are any like rare figures here which could affect the price alot. either way though its a ton of money!

  • @JeffGoShop
    @JeffGoShop 10 месяцев назад +7

    Nerds around the world reunited!!!

  • @CooperClabaugh-ub6eh
    @CooperClabaugh-ub6eh 4 месяца назад

    “None now live who remember it, but hidden in the archives of the imperium, their lies a single tome that tells of this great battle@

  • @WanderingCelts
    @WanderingCelts 10 месяцев назад +68

    Love the Star Wars tone at the end 😂

    • @martinroner5688
      @martinroner5688 10 месяцев назад +14

      At the end?... It's there the whole time... Duel of the fates which transitions to the star wars main theme...

    • @SoonGone
      @SoonGone 10 месяцев назад +2

      It fits 40k well though.

    • @Calebgoblin
      @Calebgoblin 9 месяцев назад

      Speaking of music, these comments are full of acoustic folks like you ​@@martinroner5688

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 10 месяцев назад +11

    This seems like a fun time. Here's an idea, why not rent the figures in a workshop of sorts, and let people try playing Warhammer for the first time. I don't actually play the tabletop, so I don't know if something like this is already being done

    • @paddopadderson9688
      @paddopadderson9688 10 месяцев назад +5

      You are talking about the man's life work blood tears put into that army.
      To dissect it is heresy.

  • @panzerichi3837
    @panzerichi3837 2 месяца назад

    Even if u ain't into the lore or game this is respect and cool as hell

  • @christiannipales9937
    @christiannipales9937 4 месяца назад +3

    A battle of this size requires A LOT of Net Worth

  • @IssaMorphic
    @IssaMorphic 4 месяца назад +2

    The cost of that army could probably feed a small country

  • @omathitis8498
    @omathitis8498 4 месяца назад

    Damn! The amount of skulls taken that day. Not to mention the delight of Gork and Mork.

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 6 месяцев назад +14

    "The dice gods demanded fresh meat from the street"
    Clearly a snackrifice was on order

  • @robvandamme6473
    @robvandamme6473 10 месяцев назад +5

    Greetings from germany ❤love your content since 12 years

  • @themightyironoak
    @themightyironoak 2 месяца назад

    Bro is literally a millionare with that many miniatures

  • @Moldy_Cheeze
    @Moldy_Cheeze 10 месяцев назад +16

    This is hell on earth

    • @Fallouttec
      @Fallouttec 10 месяцев назад +6

      In the grim darkness of the forty first mellenium, there is only dice rolling.

  • @Sovietunion69690
    @Sovietunion69690 10 месяцев назад +9

    Just remember if u run out of ammo u can still kill orks by using fingerguns and saying bang or pew

  • @saeed31419
    @saeed31419 Месяц назад +1

    Now that looks like a good scrap!

  • @oukt237
    @oukt237 11 месяцев назад +8

    This is insane!

  • @DamBrooks
    @DamBrooks 11 месяцев назад +28

    When and where can we see this battle?

    • @nurglematthew
      @nurglematthew 11 месяцев назад +6

      Definitely on this channel

    • @DamBrooks
      @DamBrooks 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@nurglematthew meaning that I would have to join the MWG thing again, that might be a bit steep for my wallet but maybe I could do a short stint as a mentor to see so many Orks fight it out.

    • @Brokda_Rok
      @Brokda_Rok 10 месяцев назад +5

      In 2029

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 10 месяцев назад +1

      Considering they will end the first turn in approximately half a year, it might still take a while :D

  • @JojosupremeIQ195
    @JojosupremeIQ195 4 месяца назад

    1 figure that’s 6” runs for $120+ I collect statues myself and they break the bank. I love the look of these but I could never. It’s never ending. These guys are all in. I salute 🫡

  • @cuteAvancer
    @cuteAvancer 4 месяца назад +3

    Average Civ 6 standard battle:

  • @jupiter0103
    @jupiter0103 10 месяцев назад +5

    This requires a documentary of some sort

  • @marx7461
    @marx7461 3 месяца назад

    holy mother of the emperor on a bicycle! I'm going to have a stroke just thinking about the mathematical implications of a game like that 🤯

  • @RevanR
    @RevanR 11 месяцев назад +13

    Wait, this isn't MrBeast video?