Half in the Bag: Rogue One

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • Mike and Jay are paid a visit by the City Inspector! They also talk about Disney's™ Star™Wars™ Rogue™One™A™ Star™ War™ Story™.

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @flxstudios5550
    @flxstudios5550 3 года назад +5742

    "In 30 years are we gonna get CG Mark Hamill?" Oh Jay, it didn't even take them 5...

    • @nijnij3988
      @nijnij3988 3 года назад +172

      @@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI Mandalorian season 2 finale

    • @wdnicolson
      @wdnicolson 3 года назад +30

      Bingo Gin and Yahtzee my friend

    • @Malekuss
      @Malekuss 3 года назад +61

      I came to write the exact same comment

    • @BlindDweller
      @BlindDweller 3 года назад +164

      Basically ruined Mandalorian for me lol for once we got a refreshing new story, but nope, had to shoehorn the Skywalkers again in the end...

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 3 года назад +82

      @@BlindDweller it fucks up the sequel trilogy so that makes me happy

  • @grahamhaspassedaway4580
    @grahamhaspassedaway4580 4 года назад +4386

    Rich Evans screaming "AT-STs! AT-STs! AT-STs!" has made an indelible impression on my memory. This is still going to be in my head twenty years from now.

    • @Skabelundify
      @Skabelundify 4 года назад +48

      AT-ST...D?

    • @TheTowerDark
      @TheTowerDark 4 года назад +12

      Indellible.terrific.that's like teddy president shooting endangered tigers. And China is exotic.

    • @Dankdalorde
      @Dankdalorde 4 года назад +28

      Lmaoooo I rewatched it for this reason

    • @Nopperabou
      @Nopperabou 4 года назад +66

      It's the way he perfectly repeats it over and over.

    • @McFlysGarage
      @McFlysGarage 4 года назад +66

      On my death bed when they ask what is going through my head I’ll point them to the first 4 minutes of this video

  • @lawrence6434
    @lawrence6434 3 года назад +2140

    Rich looks completely correct in his shirt, tie and hard hat, he could walk into any building site and make them do what he wanted.

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 года назад +190

      It's like Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul; He just looks so old and beat down by life that he fits right in.

    • @lai6551
      @lai6551 2 года назад +155

      He's just old enough and clean enough to be a higher up so you can't risk not doing what he says

    • @Nerevar5me
      @Nerevar5me 2 года назад +5

      Hahaha

    • @bigbeeftomatoes
      @bigbeeftomatoes 2 года назад +1

      he could walk into any building naked and make them do what he wanted

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 2 года назад +42

      I'd always do whatever Rich says.

  • @crimson_grog172
    @crimson_grog172 2 года назад +692

    5 years later this is still the greatest Half in the Bag opening. I especially love when Mike almost bursts a blood vessel saying "IT BROKE NEW GROUND" followed by Rich's laughter off camera.

    • @manray5140
      @manray5140 2 года назад +16

      I laughed just reading that lol

    • @timothymcqueen3408
      @timothymcqueen3408 Год назад +25

      @@manray5140 It is a transcendent noise.

    • @TheTrooper506
      @TheTrooper506 8 месяцев назад +9

      Rogue One has held up better than a bunch of the other new Star Wars movies. The opening of this video is gold, though.

    • @jaredcrandall9145
      @jaredcrandall9145 3 месяца назад +2

      For reals.

  • @dickjones3639
    @dickjones3639 4 года назад +4009

    "I'm picturing in 30 years when Disney is still milking Star Wars...are we gonna get CG Mark Hamill?"
    Turned out it was only three years

    • @justtheaverageone3840
      @justtheaverageone3840 4 года назад +119

      @@andrewortiz1703 my god young luke and leia looked so fake ._.

    • @bigfootisreal7197
      @bigfootisreal7197 4 года назад +75

      @@justtheaverageone3840 Luke looked better than Leia

    • @joes2857
      @joes2857 4 года назад +34

      @Dick Jones By pure chance, I just scrolled down to look at comments and started reading that quote right as it started being spoken in the video. Man that was fuckin weird.

    • @justtheaverageone3840
      @justtheaverageone3840 4 года назад +19

      @@andrewortiz1703 My guess would be since mark hamill is still alive they had real reference points to deage his face, but carrie fisher already died so they had to reconstruct more

    • @fenriz218
      @fenriz218 4 года назад +14

      Just listened to the video as white noise in the background, then looked at the date. It has a bit of a... Nostradamus-touch to it? I consider writing an e-mail to those guys and ask them about my future ("Will I ever be rich?", "Will my wife ever stop nagging?", "Will I get a glorious funeral procession?" - Answer: "No, no and nope.. and the best you can hope for, is being buried in an unmarked grave...").
      And hold your hands behind your back, when a Robot flings you out a window, otherwise you'll ruin a perfectly good movie... "Dick"!"

  • @qaedtgh2091
    @qaedtgh2091 7 лет назад +641

    CGI Tarkin is the key to all of this, because he's a funnier character than we've ever had before.

    • @xMasterSparku
      @xMasterSparku 7 лет назад +9

      oh no

    • @Jon97han
      @Jon97han 7 лет назад +42

      It's gonna be great.

    • @kev3d
      @kev3d 7 лет назад +31

      Tarkin's like stanzas in a poem, he rhymes.

    • @raindogthecat3490
      @raindogthecat3490 7 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @MrKosobi
      @MrKosobi 7 лет назад +2

      oh my god you NAILED it! I'm laughing so hard!

  • @samueltitone5683
    @samueltitone5683 3 года назад +2522

    In 2021, I feel confident saying that the opening skit of this review has become more iconic than Rogue One itself.

    • @heavywestern5943
      @heavywestern5943 2 года назад +88

      oh my god you might actually be right

    • @TheMacKosh
      @TheMacKosh 2 года назад +20

      Definitely

    • @corngreaterthanwheat
      @corngreaterthanwheat 2 года назад +54

      No! Rogue One is the BEST of the Disney Star Wars because... It didn't have full arcs for any of its characters?

    • @TheMacKosh
      @TheMacKosh 2 года назад +60

      @@corngreaterthanwheat it had paper thin characters throughout. Even Jyn and Cassian were a post it notes worth

    • @Andyilmatto
      @Andyilmatto 2 года назад +9

      Definitely

  • @theprovocateur9877
    @theprovocateur9877 2 года назад +920

    “Are we going to get, like, CGI Mark Hamill?” Yes. You absolutely will. And people will record themselves clapping and crying over it.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 года назад +66

      _Ghostbusters: Afterlife_ was the latest test case for _"When the actor dies, license their likeness to do things they'd _*_never_*_ agree to do."_
      This time......................................... *it worked*
      *_And now, that's our world._* Studios can't *_wait_* for actors to die.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 2 года назад +60

      They clapped and cried because...THEY KNEW WHAT THAT WAS!!!!!

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 2 года назад +18

      When that was happening I just thought "oh no they're bringing Luke into this" and then they did, and it was bad. Though Mark Hamill got to actually be on set, for some reason, so good for him I guess.

    • @bauer0788
      @bauer0788 2 года назад +28

      I saw Luke Skywalker and I claaaaaaped. I clapped because I know what that is!

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 2 года назад +6

      @@bauer0788 I cried like a man

  • @Towelietowel
    @Towelietowel 4 года назад +2313

    In 2016, Rich Evans saying the Star Wars universe is incredibly limited was a bold controversial statement. In 2019 it's obvious.

    • @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462
      @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 4 года назад +120

      Well its not like Star Wars has any comic books or 800 page novels they can adapt or draw inspiration from. They just have a team of passionate storytellers who get together and talk about what the next iteration should be.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 4 года назад +89

      @@RRRRRRRRR33 KOTOR 2 is superior, but only with the content restoration mod. The game basically deconstructs the whole idea of the force. Unfortunately it is also the philosophical end point of Star Wars and is itself an argument that the franchise just needs to end already.
      KOTOR 1 is fun, but it's a retread of old Star Wars adventures. The only reason it works is because it is *your* adventure, because it's a video game. And it is a well done retread, all things considered.

    • @redplague
      @redplague 4 года назад +21

      This thread has aged very well considering the similarities between the Rise of Skywalker and KOTOR.

    • @davidoaklund8786
      @davidoaklund8786 4 года назад +11

      redplague the Rise of skywalker is similar to almost all videogames.

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 4 года назад +37

      Obvious? Funny, then, how Rich then went back on that statement for the _Mandalorian_ re:View, offering it as evidence he was wrong.

  • @Dgunz
    @Dgunz 7 лет назад +889

    Not gonna lie, I enjoyed this more then TFA.
    2023 Edit: Ngl Disney Star Wars is incredibly depressing, and all around a miserable experience. All these films are around the same quality for me.

    • @theroyalbacon2294
      @theroyalbacon2294 7 лет назад +14

      I can only agree and kinda have to disagree with their views this time. If this is a fan film, it works for me. Less in your face fan service but what I want from a SW movie that does not need light saber fights or jedis. As a SW fan I am bias to this but I got what I want and enjoyed the film as what it was. All that which was too much in TFA was there but on a less obnoxious level.

    • @desmondd1984
      @desmondd1984 7 лет назад +23

      +The Royal Bacon Agree, the fan service was present here but it just felt more natural. At least this was the REAL Death Star, the REAL Empire, etc. TFA was just a half-assed reboot of the same things.

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 7 лет назад +7

      TFA is an overrated piece of crap. I wouldn't even call it "good" -- so I'm guessing Rogue One's pretty boring too. Imperial Walkers were really awesome in the Battle of Hoth...when we saw them for the first time. Good thing there's A LOT MORE of them in Rogue One.

    • @theraiden1018
      @theraiden1018 7 лет назад +1

      yep..original and a great story

    • @theraiden1018
      @theraiden1018 7 лет назад +2

      I loved it. But I don't get triggered by opposing opinions

  • @jacksmith5279
    @jacksmith5279 Год назад +302

    Rich Evans dancing and shouting ATST'S has been living in my head rent free for years.

  • @DiestroCorleone
    @DiestroCorleone Год назад +42

    Who would've thought that Cassian Andor would be in one of the best thing Star Wars has produced in years.

    • @arianshahrokh1439
      @arianshahrokh1439 2 месяца назад +1

      He’s easily the worst part of his own show but yeah

  • @hydrolight471
    @hydrolight471 7 лет назад +1699

    I like to think Palpatine built Vader's castle on Mustafar just to fuck with him.

    • @twmcgraw3035
      @twmcgraw3035 7 лет назад +4

      +PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS (PAKTRA) Not yet there isn't. I look forward to learning more about that castle, though.

    • @twmcgraw3035
      @twmcgraw3035 7 лет назад +6

      +PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS (PAKTRA) I've read all of the canon novels and comics. There hasn't been a mention of it yet. It was hinted at in Season One of Star Wars Rebels. My guess is that we'll learn more about the castle in the upcoming Darth Vader comic set immediately after Revenge of the Sith.
      As far as the EU and fan fiction goes, I have no clue. I don't recall Vader ever having a castle in the EU.

    • @sindurgoku8022
      @sindurgoku8022 7 лет назад +31

      Building this castle on the lava planet for Vader is one of the many evil things Palpatine is capable to do.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 7 лет назад +51

      He lives there because it's the only planet where Wudu live.

    • @febreze9283
      @febreze9283 7 лет назад +3

      twmcgraw303 Vader did have a castle in the EU, but it was not on Mustafar.

  • @JesterC88
    @JesterC88 6 лет назад +2917

    Ya know what fixes the whole thing with Tarkin? You make all of his conversations through one of the hologram things.

    • @TheOutsider69
      @TheOutsider69 6 лет назад +219

      I thought the same thing.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 5 лет назад +69

      Or replace him with Darth Vader

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 5 лет назад +111

      Great idea. Or have a predecessor that Vader kills for incompetence near the end and says Tarkin will take over

    • @innoclarke7435
      @innoclarke7435 5 лет назад +135

      @@RossTheNinja Wouldn't work due to Leia telling Tarkin that he's *still* holding Vader's leash, implying he's been Vader's superior for a while.

    • @Weezygeeza97
      @Weezygeeza97 5 лет назад +6

      Inno Clarke But isn’t Vader second in command to the empire?

  • @daddydreet145
    @daddydreet145 3 года назад +514

    2021, and people are STILL saying "I clapped", and "AT-ST's AT-ST's".

    • @UrsaFrank
      @UrsaFrank 3 года назад +66

      I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 3 года назад +46

      I always clap when I hear I CLAPPED!

    • @kylerclarke2689
      @kylerclarke2689 3 года назад +24

      OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD-

    • @Actual_Neanderthal
      @Actual_Neanderthal 3 года назад +39

      IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 года назад +12

      It's a solid in-joke that also translates well outside of the community of people who know where it's from.

  • @simianbarcode3011
    @simianbarcode3011 3 года назад +232

    "why does Tarkin look like he fell down the uncanny valley?" glorious one-liner.

  • @kingkusnacht
    @kingkusnacht 7 лет назад +508

    How can people like TFA but not RO and call out RO for being a nostalgia fest? If a movie is a nostalgia fest, then it's TFA.

    • @d-goat3heatnation633
      @d-goat3heatnation633 7 лет назад +44

      kingkusnacht A-fucking-men

    • @ewan3866
      @ewan3866 7 лет назад +41

      Because for me at least there was nothing outside of the nostalgia to enjoy in Rogue One.

    • @mikemc7901
      @mikemc7901 7 лет назад +54

      TFA was a HORRIBLE nostalgia-fest... because it was full of...here is the new yoda, here is the new luke, here is the new xwing, here is the new stormtroopers,here is the new death star... now it looks a little different...but its the same...and its ok we are ripping everything off..we meant to... Rogue one was great!

    • @kingkusnacht
      @kingkusnacht 7 лет назад +20

      +Ewan How about a unique story, which actually adds to the original trilogy that has great battles, new worlds, realistic characters, with understandable motives and natural development. Sure, they weren't known before RO, but the movie did a great job introducing them.
      The cameos are just small easter eggs mostly and aren't shoved in.

    • @ewan3866
      @ewan3866 7 лет назад +6

      +kingkusnacht If you liked the characters and story that's totally cool. I didn't.

  • @PunishedV
    @PunishedV 6 лет назад +4929

    That intro will never not be funny

  • @franklinkz2451
    @franklinkz2451 Год назад +83

    Jay is the underrated editor on youtube, he has his own style that’s obviously different, i dont know enough about editing to point out what it is but my brain did

    • @dhollsynthmusic
      @dhollsynthmusic 8 месяцев назад +4

      i think Mike is the editor, Jay the camera guy.

    • @acksawblack
      @acksawblack 3 месяца назад +3

      @@dhollsynthmusicboth edit think they all take turns on cameras including rich, Jack etc

  • @EightOneFive
    @EightOneFive 3 года назад +440

    "In 30 years are we going to get a CGI Mark Hamill"
    *Laughs in Mandalorian*

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 года назад +2

      _Ghostbusters: Afterlife_ was the latest test case for *"When the actor dies, license their likeness to do things they'd **_never_** agree to do."*
      This time......................................... *_it worked_*
      *_And now, that's our world._* Studios can't *_wait_* for actors to die.

    • @bayharborbutcher7303
      @bayharborbutcher7303 Год назад +3

      *laughs in book of boba fett*

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja Год назад

      *cries

  • @LordHRthend
    @LordHRthend 6 лет назад +710

    Felicity Jones stars as Jyn Erso
    Diego Luna stars as Calrissian Andorian
    Moblon Morpon stars as Goovan Doopan
    Plegnon Famvon stars as Blam Supplebutt
    Jun Quin Blabbo stars as Zorgla Van Blacken
    With a cast list like this how could they have gone wrong?

    • @joshuawright4198
      @joshuawright4198 5 лет назад +30

      Because they wrote all the characters as forgettable apart from k2so who's the only one I gave a shit about when they died the fucking robot was the most well rounded character

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 5 лет назад +6

      edge lord The death of the droid hit me hard mate. The others....not so much.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 лет назад +4

      @@joejitsu034
      He was a leaf on the wind.

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 5 лет назад +4

      Alan Pennie aren’t we all mate?

    • @irok399
      @irok399 4 года назад +3

      I want to see a movie now with Plegnon Famvon as Blam Supplebutt.

  • @bucminster9172
    @bucminster9172 4 года назад +1062

    James Earl Jones is 89. He's not getting up there, he's there.

    • @ChrisisisB
      @ChrisisisB 4 года назад +69

      I thought about Kirk Douglas and his incredible age, and less than a week later he kicked the bucket. Now I think about James...I dont want to think about JEJ and his age.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 года назад +4

      he wasn't 89 in 2016 you know?

    • @arrowknee7356
      @arrowknee7356 3 года назад +61

      @@92brunod So "only" 84? In a country where most die at 78.

    • @wearelive503
      @wearelive503 3 года назад +4

      😂

    • @MrJellyton
      @MrJellyton 3 года назад +8

      He's on the death star, yes.

  • @prevara5162
    @prevara5162 3 года назад +184

    the opening 3 minutes is probably the greatest thing ever captured on film

    • @prevara5162
      @prevara5162 2 года назад +7

      @@unclephillymya a video of a cat stuck in a tree is better than the sequels to be honest

  • @alexrn416
    @alexrn416 4 года назад +391

    Rich's disgust at 21:40 feels more genuine than the entirety of Disney's star wars. And mike's reaction is great.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 2 года назад +30

      He looks deeply troubled like Jay just told him he was dying.

    • @alexapp6171
      @alexapp6171 2 года назад +1

      You have not even watched Star Wars. Go get me a pan

    • @TransAth
      @TransAth 2 года назад +1

      21:42

    • @DanielZuckermann
      @DanielZuckermann 2 года назад +4

      one of my favorite RLM moments ever hahahah

    • @kevinsmoon3257
      @kevinsmoon3257 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ive always noticed that rich is the only one that makes mike crack and genuinely makes him laugh haha

  • @CrownlessKingIX
    @CrownlessKingIX 7 лет назад +3202

    AT-ST'S AT-ST'S AT-ST'S

    • @fatfluffycat8973
      @fatfluffycat8973 7 лет назад +105

      STAR DESTROYERS

    • @trtx84
      @trtx84 7 лет назад +73

      AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDS-ST'S!

    • @darkersandman2328
      @darkersandman2328 7 лет назад

      Saul Hernandez... star wars is the one ok Chewbacca but it get weird if you fill a room with multiple Chewbaccas.

    • @daithimcnally8212
      @daithimcnally8212 7 лет назад +3

      Saul Hernandez for the intro thats the backing sound. Me, personally, I loved it

    • @LordBumSniffington
      @LordBumSniffington 7 лет назад +14

      AT-FT - All Terrain-Fucking Transport

  • @sartanko
    @sartanko 7 лет назад +181

    "The Star Wars universe, here's the dirty little secret, it's very small and very limited, whenever Star Wars tries to expand outside out of Tie-Fighters, X-Wings, Stormtroopers and lightsabers it's bad."
    Hitting the nail on the head..

    • @Wasqez7
      @Wasqez7 7 лет назад +14

      Realising that made me depressed

    • @sartanko
      @sartanko 7 лет назад +7

      Yeah me too, it was an eye opener.
      I think if George Lucas would have continued shortly after Return of the Jedi it would have been different.
      But now we only had the original trilogy for so long that it's been etched into us so hard that nothing else can be Star Wars, it can only bear some resemblance

    • @adamfrisk956
      @adamfrisk956 7 лет назад +2

      Star Trek was way more milkable!

    • @ppk2823
      @ppk2823 7 лет назад +16

      The Star Wars universe is only limited by people complaining about what Star Wars should be.

    • @consgay3801
      @consgay3801 7 лет назад +8

      +Mordalon : My thoughts exactly. Although I will admit that KotOR I, while a different story, is a reskin of the fun adventure theme from the original trilogy (a good one). KotOR II literally deconstructs the Star Wars universe; it's the anti-Star Wars in that it holds a mirror up to the naive adventure and moral dichotomy of Star Wars and tears it apart.

  • @Andyp12
    @Andyp12 3 года назад +187

    The "bad-cgi-Tarkin" trailer at 16:04 never fails to get me laughing.

    • @PoeInTheDitch
      @PoeInTheDitch Год назад +2

      This. I don't think I've ever heard them laugh that hard, before

    • @TheDoc377
      @TheDoc377 8 месяцев назад

      That was CGI?! 🤯

    • @CursedWheelieBin
      @CursedWheelieBin 11 дней назад

      It’s like an autocue telling you when to laugh.

  • @sameergolkonda1280
    @sameergolkonda1280 3 года назад +416

    Jay: "In 30 years are we gonna get like CGI Mark Hamill?"
    Disney: "You underestimate my power!"

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 года назад +2

      _Ghostbusters: Afterlife_ was the latest test case for _"When the actor dies, license their likeness to do things they'd _*_never_*_ agree to do."_
      This time......................................... *it worked*
      *And now, that's our world.* Studios can't *_wait_* for actors to die.

    • @thomasmuandersontheneousul4184
      @thomasmuandersontheneousul4184 2 года назад

      @@MegaZeta You do know Lucas did that in the Special Editions right? LMAO

    • @ulture
      @ulture Год назад

      @@thomasmuandersontheneousul4184 wait with which actor?

  • @AngryJoeShow
    @AngryJoeShow 7 лет назад +932

    Aww man, sucks to see you didn't like the film much.
    I agree with the lack of characterization, that certainly was a pretty big flaw.
    However as a war film this worked, as a heist film this worked, as a sci-fi film (with some of the most amazing space battles filmed) this works. Sure it doesn't work as a "Typical Star Wars Film" but it wasn't trying to. I felt it hit that "on the line" area that you say the Marvel films hit. And you suggesting to cut the last 2 minutes of the film with Vader? That was genuinely an awesome moment, with or without nostalgia. Ouch.
    Cut out all the "Space Battle Shit"? ....what. why. You do know this is a story of the Rebellion vs Empire right? It''s also "Star WARS" you know like wars in space and shit?
    You show Phantom Menace side by side with Rogue One as "THIS IS STAR WARS" (for everyone?), shouldn't you show maybe the Return of the Jedi Battles vs Rogue One Battles for a better comparison?
    Anyway, I still respect your guys opinion and agree the characters were the weakest part, but disagree on pretty much every other part.

    • @MultiDiarmuid
      @MultiDiarmuid 7 лет назад +18

      I'm surprised hardly anyone has seen your comment.

    • @Sengial
      @Sengial 7 лет назад +19

      Completely agree with you, but I agree with RedLetter that some of the references felt a bit out of place

    • @guzallamomo
      @guzallamomo 7 лет назад +80

      It looks and feels like a Fan movie

    • @Alphazor77
      @Alphazor77 7 лет назад +6

      Didn't expect you to be here Joe lol

    • @amontucker6995
      @amontucker6995 7 лет назад +15

      trying to please a woman > trying to please a star wars fan

  • @VexedPersona
    @VexedPersona 7 лет назад +718

    Kyle Katarn died for our sins.

    • @ShaddySoldier
      @ShaddySoldier 7 лет назад +22

      VexedPersona
      he lives on is our hearts and souls, never forget what he has done for us.

    • @schjonicus
      @schjonicus 7 лет назад +11

      He wrecked more shop than anybody in the galaxy

    • @timafterdark3759
      @timafterdark3759 7 лет назад +8

      VexedPersona Kyle Katarn story on how he got the plans was a mix doom and stealth like metal gear. Be cool if they made that

    • @Mkrause762
      @Mkrause762 7 лет назад +13

      may his tight pants find everlasting rest

    • @PingMe23
      @PingMe23 7 лет назад +28

      Our hopes rested on his shoulder pad.

  • @kubrickenigma7977
    @kubrickenigma7977 Год назад +54

    Rich's laugh reaches a pitch equal to the Imperial alarm klaxon.
    The man is underused by the industry in every way.

    • @mclovinpo
      @mclovinpo 11 месяцев назад

      Most annoying voice

  • @lumostsumos9049
    @lumostsumos9049 Год назад +10

    “Will it though? Look at the Marvel movies?”
    Revisiting this in 2023, I wish I could go back in time to burst through the door and say, “hi I’m from the future and boy do I have some news for you”

  • @fourkneeyay
    @fourkneeyay 6 лет назад +672

    "Go hide in the bunker, and Forest Whitaker will come get you." That's not a backstory, it's a threat.

  • @jackabsolute5525
    @jackabsolute5525 7 лет назад +1704

    Whenever Rich laughs, an angel gets its new wings.

    • @stuartcolman1507
      @stuartcolman1507 6 лет назад +20

      My heart leaps a little every time.

    • @MrMacGee83
      @MrMacGee83 6 лет назад +15

      More like a demon murders a kitten. His laugh is horribly irritating. It is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 5 лет назад +4

      No it starts crying.

    • @V33b3r
      @V33b3r 5 лет назад +2

      I was about to say.. I can't help laughing or at the very least, smiling when he cracks up.

    • @MPT1983
      @MPT1983 5 лет назад +2

      My Rich laugh comment wasnt going to top this one...

  • @camera4546
    @camera4546 3 года назад +170

    Mike’s trailer edit with cartoon Tarkin is gold, along with background laughter..

  • @BunnLilah
    @BunnLilah Год назад +45

    2:16 I love coming back to watch Jay fail miserably to keep a straight face here

    • @TheAnonymousIndividual
      @TheAnonymousIndividual Год назад +4

      The movie's sole existence was to create this review and it still makes me laugh after 6 years. The part where Mike is naming the actors and the characters they plan then goes off and makes up obviously fake and ridiculous names ALWAYS makes me laugh out loud. XD

  • @zacroper3577
    @zacroper3577 7 лет назад +637

    Darth Vader was hiding in the walls.

    • @aIfiereid
      @aIfiereid 7 лет назад +4

      Best comment lol

    • @stefanfun
      @stefanfun 7 лет назад +24

      Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAHWD!!!!!

    • @matman000000
      @matman000000 7 лет назад +30

      -That old Mr Tarkin was just in my spaceship!
      -But Mr Tarkin's not on the planet.
      DUN DUN DUUUUUN

    • @Kevin.A.S
      @Kevin.A.S 7 лет назад +5

      Johnny?

    • @juergen4ever
      @juergen4ever Месяц назад +1

      Old Darth Vader in the walls.

  • @chrisegg7936
    @chrisegg7936 4 года назад +706

    to this day i still can’t get over “Mon Mothma’s back” or “BASIL OREGANO.”

    • @elenaphisher244
      @elenaphisher244 3 года назад +41

      Christian Eggers HE GOT BLOWED UP ON ALDERAAN!!!

    • @willmungas8964
      @willmungas8964 3 года назад +46

      @@elenaphisher244 THATS THE PLANET THAT GETS BLOWED UP!!

  • @juansantiagoyv
    @juansantiagoyv 10 месяцев назад +27

    15:57 “Well if he ran the computers, why does Tarkin look like he fell down the Uncanny Valley” is probably one of the best jokes I’ve heard in a Red Letter Media video

  • @Fraulein_Sausageball
    @Fraulein_Sausageball Год назад +94

    I wonder how many nerds this episode of Half in the Bag has infuriated over the years.

    • @xBTx
      @xBTx Год назад +7

      between their takes on the Prequels, Sequels and spin-offs; I'd imagine most of us! 😂

    • @Lordstanicus1225
      @Lordstanicus1225 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@Cuban-JWOMP WOMP

    • @seahawkman50
      @seahawkman50 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Cuban-Jrouge one is boring and highly overrated, but it is better than any of the sequel trilogy.

    • @chintoki
      @chintoki 7 месяцев назад

      @@seahawkman50 Sequels and prequels.

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 7 лет назад +178

    It's funny because I thought Rogue One was infinitely better than Force Awakens.

    • @raz922
      @raz922 7 лет назад +19

      The Force Awakens had better characters

    • @supersnappahead
      @supersnappahead 7 лет назад +9

      It's like different people have different opinions.

    • @TheLonelyGoomba
      @TheLonelyGoomba 7 лет назад +4

      Raz I'd say they were about the same. The only difference is Force Awakens has the benefit of 3 films to build them up.

    • @juandiegorodriguez549
      @juandiegorodriguez549 7 лет назад +5

      TheLonelyGoomba TFA was a shit show

    • @theycallmejojo6090
      @theycallmejojo6090 7 лет назад

      TFA had slightly better characters than rogue one
      Rogue one had a much better plot than TFA
      I hope ep 8 can bring in the best of those two

  • @brockbaker
    @brockbaker 7 лет назад +3445

    Cried from laughing at that opening. I love you guys so much.

    • @k.b.9270
      @k.b.9270 7 лет назад +159

      "It broke new ground!!!"

    • @andrewlee4527
      @andrewlee4527 7 лет назад +17

      It was funny but I don't agree with them. it's not often I disagree with Mike n Jay, but this is one. I bought the drama totally.

    • @freddyrichards878
      @freddyrichards878 7 лет назад +19

      Brock Baker DEATH STAR!!!!

    • @Petey0707
      @Petey0707 7 лет назад +12

      I thought it was overly negative and ridiculous. It's a Star Wars film, what the hell did you expect? It's almost like no matter what they showed they wouldn't have enjoyed the movie. Even Mike said, "So what?" about the movies premise.. Ok? Then don't watch the film.

    • @k.b.9270
      @k.b.9270 7 лет назад +37

      eluxsus0195684 Well, Mike liked TFA. So they don't hate every new entry, it's just what they said: There couldve been a lot more story or at least some clever twists. They even suggested a few things, like James Bond in space. I totally get what they mean.

  • @dexsta400
    @dexsta400 3 года назад +34

    "We have Thor and he's an ass-gaurd" - Rich Evans

  • @scooty14
    @scooty14 2 года назад +38

    13:37.. if only they knew that 6 years later, "Guy McAccent" would be getting his own damn show LOL

    • @darthnephilim
      @darthnephilim Год назад +23

      And it be the greatest thing Star Wars ever put out

    • @allluckyseven
      @allluckyseven Год назад +1

      @@darthnephilim 6 episodes in and it didn't grab me. And it's not like I'm missing Vader, lightsabers, TIE fighters (I don't remember if there's any in it, to be honest), etc. But there's nothing interesting in it thus far.

    • @jimberjamber8540
      @jimberjamber8540 Год назад +2

      ​@allluckyseven I'll admit I wasn't super interested to begin with but on rewatch I started to really start noticing all the little bits I missed. Highly suggest giving it another shot.

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@jimberjamber8540Imagine having to watch several episodes of trash multiple times in order to be "interested", spoken like a true consumer.

    • @jimberjamber8540
      @jimberjamber8540 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon lmfao okay bud.

  • @zolikoff
    @zolikoff 7 лет назад +870

    Here, I transcribed the full cast:
    Felicity Jones - Gin Erso
    Diego Luna - Calrissian Endorrian
    Mablan Morpan - Guvan Dupan
    Plegnon Phemvon - Blam Suppelbut
    Jonn Quinn Blabo - Zorgla Fem Blacken

    • @ZylonBane
      @ZylonBane 7 лет назад +38

      "Andorian", you Trek-ignorant numpty. Actually all of your spelling is terrible.

    • @NERV287
      @NERV287 7 лет назад +43

      Supplebutt*

    • @zolikoff
      @zolikoff 7 лет назад +24

      Misspelled it intentionally, like everything else

    • @KevinStriker
      @KevinStriker 7 лет назад +25

      Blam Suppelbut is so fucking hot.
      dat ass ayy lmao

    • @CMParks10
      @CMParks10 7 лет назад +64

      DON'T FORGET BASIL OREGANO IS JIMMY SMITS. HE WAS ON DA PLANET DAT GOT BLOWD UP.

  • @Ghost-rb5tg
    @Ghost-rb5tg 5 лет назад +2420

    2019. This episode is aging surprisingly well.

    • @danielgilbert9660
      @danielgilbert9660 5 лет назад +8

      whatchu mean homie

    • @Falor5151
      @Falor5151 5 лет назад +48

      @@matchesburn Jay typically has the coldest and least interesting takes, so praising Daisy Ridley is in character for him.
      I think if this review were done today, he would be with the program.

    • @shawnseal1762
      @shawnseal1762 5 лет назад +64

      Yea, the praise of Daisy Ridley's Character, with Jay going so far as to call the Character "Charismatic as Hell" is getting cringier with time, (post TLJ).. In My Opinion, I imagine he'd like to have that one back, Along with stating that CGI Tarkin looked good... haha

    • @lynottlives
      @lynottlives 5 лет назад +3

      I keep going back to watch the first half of it. It’s so funny

    • @slungellife
      @slungellife 5 лет назад +97

      @@shawnseal1762 TLJ should not alter the perceived quality of daisy Ridley's acting performance in TFA. People are waaaay too caught up in the "Mary Sue Mary Sue" thing. And IMO unfairly judge her performance. (Let's not forget that even the original star wars trilogy was plagued by some awkward deliveries. )

  • @Robozilla
    @Robozilla 3 года назад +81

    Oh no he said "Cgi Mark Hamill"
    You've cursed us, Jay!
    IT HAPPENED

  • @OhNoJoshEdits
    @OhNoJoshEdits Год назад +17

    Ironically I’ve watched this review more than Rogue One

  • @MadM0nte
    @MadM0nte 7 лет назад +809

    Felicity Jones' character being able to ace an entire squad of Storm Troopers... in fact any of the characters in this movie, and in the Force Awakens too, being able to ace entire squads of storm troopers is a huge problem in what is supposed to be a gritty war movie. It makes the Empire look goofy and mookish. I couldn't possibly comprehend them as a serious threat, or as having the capacity to build Deathstars. When characters die it isn't because life seems fragile, it's because some fucking writer just figured we need drama, and it's predictable and cheap.
    Look at all the Empires in real life. Like the U.S.A. for example, not only is the US is capable of turning entire cities into a pile of ash, but it commands legions of deadly, well trained, crack infantry and pilots, all armed with the best equipment money can buy. During the war in Vietnam even, were Vietnamese resistance fighters going around with fucking AKMs doing kung-fu flips around their technologically superior foe? NO! They died in vastly disproportionate numbers for every single American casualty they could eek out.
    Tell me then how am I supposed to see this as a gritty war movie when it doesn't even in the slightest portray accurately the kind of war the rebellion is in? You want to make the characters' struggle relateable? Then have them shit their pants at the sheer sight of a Storm Trooper. Make it so that every kill they get against their insurmountable foe seems earned and satisfying. Don't make me pity the poor bastards in the white suits.

    • @gfarrell80
      @gfarrell80 7 лет назад +113

      Yeah, you know it is bad when you're actually feeling sympathetic to the poor storm troopers. I know I was. K2-SO freaking did a no-look grenade toss, killing some troopers for COMIC RELIEF at one point.

    • @TheSorrow696
      @TheSorrow696 7 лет назад +7

      Well said..

    • @StarintheBox
      @StarintheBox 7 лет назад +98

      Storm Troopers were destroyed by a bunch of teddy bears with rocks in the original trilogy.

    • @gfarrell80
      @gfarrell80 7 лет назад +105

      Yeah, but they did show scenes where arrows were literally bouncing off the stormtrooper armor. And the ewoks sustained pretty bad losses, initially getting their butts kicked. And they even worked in a humanizing 'pain of war' scene better than anything in Rogue One, where an Ewok tries to revive his fallen buddy in the midst of battle. It was nice, showing the toll of war rather than the 'noble sacrifice and glory in death for a cause' (typical war movie schlock) we get in Rogue 1.

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow 7 лет назад +23

      great comment.
      I don't mind having a guy like Chirrut being a super fighting guy but when the protagonist is as well it makes things boring. I think there's too much of that in the prequels, the protagonists being practically invincible jedi fighting swarms of troops without any fear.

  • @Straightisthegate
    @Straightisthegate 7 лет назад +675

    "Guy McAccent"

  • @mjkhaira35
    @mjkhaira35 Год назад +21

    “He got blown up on alderon!!!!” might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed

  • @houstonh3918
    @houstonh3918 3 года назад +87

    Have I been living under a rock not knowing about these guys? they're hilarious!!😂😂😂

    • @ateam404
      @ateam404 3 года назад +20

      I’ve been watching them for about 6 months now and have no issue watching the same ones over again for the jokes 😂

    • @hvitekristesdod
      @hvitekristesdod Год назад +7

      Mr Plinkett reviews are a definite highlight

    • @briansolo
      @briansolo 11 месяцев назад

      yes. Yes you have, you hack fraud ;-)

    • @briansolo
      @briansolo 11 месяцев назад

      welcome, and GO BRAVES @@ateam404

  • @J-52
    @J-52 7 лет назад +131

    Darth Vader's lava castle was a Life Day present from Palpatine.

    • @Apollomasque
      @Apollomasque 7 лет назад +37

      That was just Palpatine messing with him again.
      "Okay Lord Vader. You can have a palace on a planet covered in lava...or a planet covered in SAND"

    • @EpicFilip
      @EpicFilip 7 лет назад +20

      You mean Sheev

    • @diegoarriaza7731
      @diegoarriaza7731 7 лет назад +5

      ChannelJ52 It was a the mustafar branch of Emperor Palpatine's rehab center.

    • @TheFettuck
      @TheFettuck 7 лет назад

      It at least looked like a miniature model and not like some shitty CGI crap.
      I believe that there where more shots where they used miniatures or they at least used enough CGI so that it looked more like miniatures. That is one of things that i liked about Rogue One.

  • @mdr33crash
    @mdr33crash 4 года назад +507

    i dont care what anyone says the cgi rich evans looks pretty good

    • @zackerycooper1206
      @zackerycooper1206 3 года назад +19

      Well, you know it’s hard for them to get such a major celebrity regularly for their videos, so it’s good that they’ve found a way to insert him into videos with CGI for our amusement.

    • @gellister
      @gellister 6 месяцев назад +1

      The fact he can move around somewhat spry really gives it away. Real Rich Evans would have crippling arthritis holding him back from the AT-ST dance.

  • @LKNear
    @LKNear 3 года назад +113

    It just dawned on me that Rogue One is pretty much discount Halo Reach

    • @SutekhChroma
      @SutekhChroma 3 года назад +9

      Holy shit, lmao

    • @Spootnik
      @Spootnik 3 года назад +26

      When a Halo plot is the better version of something, you failed pretty miserably.

    • @Makocat
      @Makocat 3 года назад +6

      Halo could have reached starwars status but the franchise died in Reach.

    • @anthonylecalvez7279
      @anthonylecalvez7279 2 года назад +9

      It just forward unto dawned on me that Rogue One is pretty much discount Halo Reach

    • @DongusMcBongus
      @DongusMcBongus 6 месяцев назад

      Both were very heavily inspired by Seven Samurai and (the American western version) The Magnificent Seven

  • @richardharri8215
    @richardharri8215 4 месяца назад +4

    Whenever I'm feeling down, i come back to this video.

  • @playerselite42
    @playerselite42 7 лет назад +461

    I dunno. That scene where Vader slices down those soldiers like they're toys while horror-esque music plays was fucking BRILLIANT in my mind.

    • @mphylo2296
      @mphylo2296 7 лет назад +16

      Oh the execution was certainly impressive. But you have to remember that fanboys can't understand such complex ideas as use of music and direction. They're much too simple. I wouldn't be promoting the scene too much otherwise you'll confuse fanboys into thinking that it was the lightsaber that made the scene good.

    • @mphylo2296
      @mphylo2296 7 лет назад +11

      Xenoforge78 Oh I agree, it's fucking stupid that anyone would place so much emphasis on a digital glowstick but it seems to be what the fanboys do, bizarrely.

    • @mphylo2296
      @mphylo2296 7 лет назад +14

      Xenoforge78 Yeah man, don't misunderstand me. I liked the scene too. Comparing it to a scene from a horror movie was very astute. Definitely the best way they could have worked the lightsaber in there. I've just noticed that the fans seem to love that scene solely for the saber and the violence, not because it built Vader up as a sadistic killer who showed no mercy.

    • @easterislehead
      @easterislehead 7 лет назад +4

      M Phylo I think the violence works in context as a way to differentiate Darth Vader's skills from the other characters in the movie, I mean, he was pretty much invulnerable as he cut down those troops and it didn't seem like there was really anything a mere soldier could do to resist him, which is exactly how I think of Darth Vader compared to regular people, not Jedi.

    • @mphylo2296
      @mphylo2296 7 лет назад +7

      easterislehead That's a good point, but it seems very weird to include the scene right at the end, after all the conflict is over. Building Vader up at the very end of the movie is an odd choice as far as narrative structure goes.
      You could argue that the intent was to build up his appearance in Episode 4, but all it does is highlight how unimpressive episode's 4 Vader is comparatively.
      This is why the scene feels more like fan service to me than a genuinely necessary sequence. You could have had Vader accomplish the exact same end result by having him arrive a bit later, as he often does in the original films. For example, Vader could instead only arrive in time to see Princess Leia and the rebels escape in the Tantive IV, ending with that dramatic shot of him watching them. It would have been much like when he arrives just in time to see Han and Leia escape in the Millennium Falcon in Empire Strikes Back. It would have fit into the film and the series better had the scene been handled more like that, I reckon.

  • @derfalschejunge
    @derfalschejunge 7 лет назад +472

    Actually the Marvel movies got old to me years ago...

    • @lous111
      @lous111 7 лет назад +4

      Yep.

    •  7 лет назад +5

      Askur good... box office and reviews say differently.

    • @derfalschejunge
      @derfalschejunge 7 лет назад +17

      nic defendis And you think that I spent all that money or what is the pont?

    • @joshcharlottesville
      @joshcharlottesville 7 лет назад +10

      He said for him. He speaks for me as well.

    • @derianparker5829
      @derianparker5829 7 лет назад

      Can't really say that considering that that's a non mainstream opinion.

  • @shazzbutter
    @shazzbutter 4 года назад +58

    RLM's Disney Star Wars reviews are some of my favorite movie reviews ever. Period.

    • @gracekeddy
      @gracekeddy 4 года назад +4

      same, i'm on a binge

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 9 месяцев назад +11

    25:44 They were just goofing around with the beef cuts analogies, but then Rich did so well with it that Mike wanted to hear more lol

  • @mikemc7901
    @mikemc7901 7 лет назад +70

    She's not technically actually in this movie..but lets give a moment to send our love to Carrie fisher's today. She had a big ass heart attack. (UPDATE) Carrie Fisher, child of Hollywood who blazed a path as StarWars heroine, screenwriter and author, dies at 60 12/27/2016 - She will be missed.

    • @JLParent
      @JLParent 7 лет назад

      Don't be a smart ass (heart)

    • @oktal3700
      @oktal3700 7 лет назад

      It didn't work. :( Very sad day.

    • @DyLeN17
      @DyLeN17 7 лет назад

      Mike Mc Carrie Cokehead

    • @mikemc7901
      @mikemc7901 7 лет назад +2

      +Dl DD and?

    • @mikemc7901
      @mikemc7901 7 лет назад +3

      +DrTheKay Woah...Look at the Emo Rage with you! I could care less about up votes dingle berry butthole muncher :) I honestly wrote that when I heard about her heart attack. Being a fan of star wars and of Carrie I wanted to post something about it. Why does that make you mad? I was not attacking anyone. This is a great example of how the haters have taken over in here tho. My post was not directed at you in any ways, it was a way to wish someone well. I'd hate to be in your family. I can see you around the table calling each other names and throwing knives. You are just a horrible person!

  • @Zeburaman2005
    @Zeburaman2005 7 лет назад +284

    Whenever Rich talks about Grand Moff Tarkin, am I the only one who keeps hearing "Gramma Tarkin"?

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk 7 лет назад +26

      "Very, very cruel."

    • @MsSphinx91
      @MsSphinx91 7 лет назад +1

      NO! And I'm glad we're on the same page about this

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 лет назад

      It's almost like those words sound similar.

  • @luckyman3988
    @luckyman3988 3 года назад +36

    21:40 - is one of the best laughs I've ever gotten from an RLM video.

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 Год назад +45

    I love hanging out with my friends Mike, Jay, and Rich. We laugh, and talk about movies, tell jokes, it's really fun!

  • @iguanapoops
    @iguanapoops 5 лет назад +301

    Rich Evans chanting AT-STs is one of my favorite things in the world. I come back to watch that every couple months

    • @ChilupaKing
      @ChilupaKing 3 года назад +5

      I hear him in my head whenever I play a game where you can drive one, mostly Battlefront 2...both old and new

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 2 года назад +2

      I love his little hop when he shouts about Alderaan.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 2 года назад +1

      I as well...

  • @DeathSithe92
    @DeathSithe92 7 лет назад +252

    "Daisy Riddley is charismatic as hell in that movie!" I nearly spat out my drink hearing that, rofl yes mouth permanently gaping open with eyes wide for every single scene with a blank look of utter empty headedness is VERY charismatic xD

    • @DeathSithe92
      @DeathSithe92 7 лет назад +17

      The whole movie was proof, not once did she draw me into her as a pleasant character.

    • @DeathSithe92
      @DeathSithe92 7 лет назад +5

      I wouldn't say billions, lets try millions and secondly the the vast majority aren't the greatest people to judge something by since they often don't know what is good rather what makes them happy.

    • @commanderrevilo
      @commanderrevilo 7 лет назад +17

      I 100% agree - when they said that I almost puked, I thought she was shite.

    • @ivenousername
      @ivenousername 7 лет назад +25

      Typical woman haters. Daisy did a good performance and was a very charming and interesting character. I guess moronic star wars fans can hold on to their opinion that Daisy is a n"empty headed mary sue" but its just simply not true. She was good.

    • @commanderrevilo
      @commanderrevilo 7 лет назад +65

      yup I suppose you can't criticize a woman without being a sexist... good point Charlie, from now on I will stick to criticizing men only. That seems fairer and less sexist, well done. Your argument for her good performance is equally impressive - I can't find a hole in it.

  • @SamHaugen
    @SamHaugen Год назад +17

    "Do you remember things that were in Star Wars? Me too!" Still gets me.

  • @rockyle2
    @rockyle2 3 года назад +71

    CGI Mark Hamill was only 2 seasons of Mandalorian away. Good prophetic call, Jay

  • @dklustick
    @dklustick 4 года назад +1178

    “Are we gonna get CGI Mark Hamil?”
    Yes. Yes we did.

    • @braden24
      @braden24 4 года назад +70

      Dakota Lustick ugh every single ironic joke that these guys make will end up in one of these garbage fire movies at some point

    • @davidoaklund8786
      @davidoaklund8786 4 года назад +18

      dampest noodle and their prediction videos are more intresting than all the Disney SW movies

    • @icantthinkofaname5950
      @icantthinkofaname5950 4 года назад

      dampest noodle even if it contradicts the other stuff they did.

    • @TheTrueCaptainAwesome
      @TheTrueCaptainAwesome 4 года назад +9

      If we live long enough, we WILL see CGI blue ghost Hamill, Ford, Fisher, Christensen, Yoda, Rey, and of course, Darth Sidious all fucking each other in giant blue orgy. 2022 is my guess.

    • @andrewdate4955
      @andrewdate4955 3 года назад +20

      Twice

  • @eberger75
    @eberger75 7 лет назад +509

    Rogue One was great, but that's my opinion

    • @eberger75
      @eberger75 7 лет назад +14

      kool

    • @bradwright9477
      @bradwright9477 7 лет назад +53

      Eric Berger your opinion is right

    • @eberger75
      @eberger75 7 лет назад +19

      kool

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 7 лет назад +8

      If you add a clause beginning with "because" it can be more than your opinion!

    • @s7robe297
      @s7robe297 7 лет назад +4

      mineralchrist I think you mean, I don't agree with you

  • @eduardogomez756
    @eduardogomez756 3 года назад +25

    Everytime Mike cracks, it's like seeing a unicorn: 21:40

  • @AniGaAG
    @AniGaAG 3 года назад +57

    "And [that Marvel hero] has a different personality-"
    _"... sure."_
    That little reaction had me wheezing with laughter.

  • @elenaphisher244
    @elenaphisher244 4 года назад +1111

    I’m so happy than Blam Supplebutt is back for The Mandalorian.

    • @johnchris7278
      @johnchris7278 4 года назад +30

      Don’t forget AT-ST’S

    • @artificialavocado9652
      @artificialavocado9652 4 года назад +32

      I wish they would have been able to get Mablan Morpon back.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 3 года назад +18

      AND NOW THE MANDALORIAN HAS ASHOKA LADY AND BOBA FETT AND I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 года назад +4

      @@okinweginwhable Jay must have been on grindr because the man hole was closed that night and saw your handle.

    • @opsimathics
      @opsimathics 3 года назад +10

      what happened to John Quinn Blabbo

  • @lemonjelloguy1
    @lemonjelloguy1 5 лет назад +559

    Basil Oregano is my favorite character

    • @jacobscarberry4799
      @jacobscarberry4799 4 года назад +32

      Mace Nutmeg is better

    • @leonardocarvalho7306
      @leonardocarvalho7306 4 года назад +22

      It's gotta be Punda Bubu for me

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 года назад +6

      @@leonardocarvalho7306 for me it's the "You'll Be Dead" guy, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW HIM :DDDD

    • @artificialavocado9652
      @artificialavocado9652 4 года назад +19

      He got blowed up on Alderaan!

    • @davethepants
      @davethepants 4 года назад +4

      @Gungey Entertainment *fatherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @cacophonic7
    @cacophonic7 11 месяцев назад +9

    Randomly rewatched this video and I laughed out loud when he asked “what’s next? CGI Luke Skywalker?” 😂

  • @ParadigmZwei
    @ParadigmZwei 4 года назад +106

    It's funny when Jay offhandedly says the movie will make a billion dollars because it made almost _exactly_ a billion dollars.

  • @nickrigdon8883
    @nickrigdon8883 7 лет назад +593

    "I clapped when Darth Vader turned on his red lightsaber!"
    "Holy shit there was a red lightsaber and he used the force!"
    "OHHH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDD!"

    • @latvianman3433
      @latvianman3433 6 лет назад +15

      I fucking hate cheering nerds

    • @iancardwell2382
      @iancardwell2382 6 лет назад +5

      Nick I would have shit my pants, if i was one of those soldiers.

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 6 лет назад +8

      ~ 20 seconds of good movie in Rogue One: Vader force pushes a rebel into the ceiling, leaves him there, deflects a few bolts into some other rebels, THEN SLICES THE GUY ON THE CEILING, *THEN LET'S HIM FALL* LMAO

    • @charleshroyer
      @charleshroyer 6 лет назад +3

      I clapped I clapped when I saw it

  • @EvanSol919
    @EvanSol919 7 лет назад +143

    Rogue One is the best of the prequels.

    • @ThePinkMan
      @ThePinkMan 7 лет назад +25

      It's the darkest of the four.
      It's the darkest and best of the four.

    • @obscuredvisions8835
      @obscuredvisions8835 7 лет назад +11

      Not saying much

    • @ThePinkMan
      @ThePinkMan 7 лет назад +3

      No shit.

    • @Hergen69
      @Hergen69 7 лет назад +1

      Rouge gets applied to face.

    • @EvanSol919
      @EvanSol919 7 лет назад

      Delirium Thanks I fixed it.

  • @TiagoSeiler
    @TiagoSeiler 8 месяцев назад +5

    "In 30 years, are we gonna get CGI Mark Hammil?"
    Oh Jay, you innocent innocent child.

  • @bytisoli
    @bytisoli 2 года назад +23

    22:15 - They predicted 30 years. And we've gotten CGI Mark Hamill just like 5 years after Rogue One. And to think they were cynical.

  • @daithimcnally8212
    @daithimcnally8212 7 лет назад +531

    IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!!!

  • @Moakmeister
    @Moakmeister 7 лет назад +234

    I thought this movie had way less fan service than TFA. The only stuff i can think of was the cameo by those thugs from Mos Eisley and our two droid sidekicks. Other than that, though, i cant think of anything. Of course Darth Vader could be considered fan service, but he had every reason to be in this movie. In his first appearance, he was talking to Krennick because there had been several screw-ups lately and Vader was the guy who sorted that stuff out. In the last scene, Vader's Star Destroyer needs to chase after Leia's ship. You know that big opening scene we all love? Vader's ship. Vader is literally in the opening scene to the movie that starts right after this one ends. Why would Vader not be in the last scene.

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 7 лет назад +5

      Ben Moak There were so many references to other Star Wars media and I'm not just talking about the original trilogy. I noticed about ten references if you really know your Star Wars lore.

    • @kthalas
      @kthalas 7 лет назад +21

      Yeah sure. Using the historical context of the fucking SW-World is fan service.

    • @HeadOfColinMochrie
      @HeadOfColinMochrie 7 лет назад +3

      Except "The Force Awakens" had its own story, its own characters, its own world, even if the structure and the beats were ripped from elsewhere. It still was its own movie. But even on paper, "Rogue One" is so beholden to "A New Hope" and everything else in the Star Wars mythos that all of the fan service just bogged it down and kept it from being something original.

    • @eviloverlordsteve
      @eviloverlordsteve 7 лет назад +6

      Don't you know? even having characters vital to the plot show up is considered fan service.

    • @1androo2
      @1androo2 7 лет назад +5

      "would you like to know the odds"
      "it's a trap!"
      among other one-liner references

  • @MegamegamikeG1
    @MegamegamikeG1 3 года назад +43

    "Grand Moff Tarkin looked okay..."
    I can't tell which reaction is funnier, Rich's or Mike's to Rich's

  • @LordPeaceFrog
    @LordPeaceFrog 2 года назад +60

    LMAO. "It broke new ground!". Five years later and still hilarious!

  • @Gennoslo
    @Gennoslo 7 лет назад +550

    Rogue One is a better Suicide Squad movie than Suicide Squad

    • @999monsterjam3
      @999monsterjam3 7 лет назад +78

      With just as many reshoots.

    • @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s
      @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s 7 лет назад +6

      They're both amazing, let's leave it at that.

    • @bradwright9477
      @bradwright9477 7 лет назад +36

      LoN3wOlF5tudi0s Rogue One is amazing. Suicide Squad sucked ass lol

    • @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s
      @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s 7 лет назад +3

      Brad Wright Okay, I won't argue with you since you have a flamethrower/minigun.

    • @bradwright9477
      @bradwright9477 7 лет назад

      LoN3wOlF5tudi0s Damn right!

  • @Snarfindorf
    @Snarfindorf 7 лет назад +231

    They say this movie's biggest downfall is that it's safe and relies too heavily on past characters rather than standing on its own legs
    THE FUCKING FORCE AWAKENS!??!?!?!?!!? Everything you give this movie shit for you completely ignore in your TFA Half in the Bag video.

    • @forbiddenspatula4243
      @forbiddenspatula4243 7 лет назад +32

      Snarfindorf they said the same thing about force awakens. They only accepted it a bit because the movie was basically a soft reboot

    • @arthurwild6563
      @arthurwild6563 7 лет назад +8

      Yet at the same time they criticize it for being too much of an experiment ... like could they make up their mind?

    • @bradwright9477
      @bradwright9477 7 лет назад +22

      The Uncanny One Rogue One had good characters and gave us something new and gritty from this saga. It didn't play it safe and it took risks. Rogue One is far better and a great film

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 7 лет назад +2

      Good characters? Besides K2 and Chirrut, the rest is really bland. I only enjoyed the movie because the connections with A New Hope.

    • @d-goat3heatnation633
      @d-goat3heatnation633 7 лет назад +8

      The Uncanny One No. Rey was boring and stony. Poe appeared in the movie for like 15 minutes and no one cared about him, and Finn was the only decent character in the whole movie. They even neglect to mention how Rey learned how to do the mind tricks without ever hearing about them in her whole life. Her command of the Force in two minutes angered me.

  • @TinyBlurryMan
    @TinyBlurryMan 3 года назад +47

    I CLAPPED BECAUSE IT WAS DIFFERENT!
    IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!
    You have altered my sense of humor redlettermedia. Thank you

  • @Donwaz
    @Donwaz 3 года назад +18

    Knights of the Old Republic is the best Star Wars property.

  • @ramonalejandrosuare
    @ramonalejandrosuare 7 лет назад +215

    Here is my ultimate problem with this review: RLM could have applied every criticism made about Rogue One to Force Awakens yet they never did. And the funny part is that I thought Rogue One told a more compelling story.

    • @ryanwhitaker4444
      @ryanwhitaker4444 7 лет назад +31

      They compared this to Force Awakens. They said that it got away with pandering and being different/ less memorable by being funny and uplifting.

    • @ramonalejandrosuare
      @ramonalejandrosuare 7 лет назад +15

      Ryan Whitaker I didn't see what they were saying, if anything Force Awakens left me scratching my head about some of the characters.

    • @ryanwhitaker4444
      @ryanwhitaker4444 7 лет назад +61

      Ramon Suarez I think Force Awakens was way better as far as characters go. I actually remember all of their names.

    • @ramonalejandrosuare
      @ramonalejandrosuare 7 лет назад +4

      Well, they did cram less characters.

    • @ryanwhitaker4444
      @ryanwhitaker4444 7 лет назад +5

      Ramon Suarez I think that's definitely part of it. Fewer new characters means they all get more screen-time. The exception is Po. I think they dropped the ball with him a bit. We didn't see much of him at all. Overall, I think since the characters in Rogue One didn't get much of our attention, several of them just seem like gimmicks to me.

  • @DigitalCasm
    @DigitalCasm 5 лет назад +765

    Rich Evan's laugh is a national treasure.

    • @Mittiator
      @Mittiator 4 года назад +16

      Rich Evens is a treasure of whole humankind!

    • @joshuaanderson4090
      @joshuaanderson4090 3 года назад +3

      Someone send it to the library of Congress. Put it in the Smithsonian. It's solid gold

  • @frasermanley9903
    @frasermanley9903 8 месяцев назад +9

    In hindsight, rogue one has been the best Disney star wars movie

  • @imthedude2351
    @imthedude2351 Год назад +11

    I T
    B R O K E
    N E W
    *G R O U N D*

  • @Anduu2
    @Anduu2 4 года назад +301

    ... I just got the "Mon Mothma's Back" joke.

    • @fowof
      @fowof 4 года назад +4

      I love that part

    • @seanshamblin1131
      @seanshamblin1131 4 года назад +3

      I don't get it.

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 4 года назад +74

      Sean Shamblin it's a double entendre. It's showing her back but they're also saying that she's back in a star wars movie

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 3 года назад

      oh

  • @vickyb7162
    @vickyb7162 5 лет назад +338

    Legend has it the imperial alarm is just Rich Evans laugh repeated

  • @mattfeldman2043
    @mattfeldman2043 3 года назад +36

    This movie was mine and my wife’s first date 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @copter2000
      @copter2000 8 месяцев назад

      Did you guy kiss when the planet exploded at the end?

  • @rachisinspace
    @rachisinspace 3 года назад +54

    I think about the opening to this so often, never fails to make me die laughing. “I clapped!!! I clapped when I saw it!!!!”

  • @Didact13
    @Didact13 7 лет назад +1043

    I mean. You had a main character that was a cold-blooded murdering terrorist. That's a pretty big risk. You didn't have clean cut characters, you had an ensemble cast of characters that seemed more like people than archetypal heroes.
    They did some subtle world building. Jedha is a genuinely interesting concept. A Jedi Holy City where they harvested kyber crystals? That's pretty damn cool.
    This film does a good job of showing the dirty side of the Rebellion, the harshness of the Empire, and even brought some of the mysticism back to the Force. The space battles were fun and inventive, something I missed in TFA...
    I don't know, I thought this was a good movie. It gave me more faith in Disney than TFA. And that's coming from a dirty Force Awakens apologist.

    • @Didact13
      @Didact13 7 лет назад +60

      hentropy People all hated Empire when it originally came out for being different and darker. It'll be interesting to see how people view Rogue One in a few years

    • @BreakEm22
      @BreakEm22 7 лет назад +17

      Profane Historian
      Damn true.

    • @TheLando
      @TheLando 7 лет назад +21

      You make an excellent point, especially since Force Awakens was received much more positively in its early days than it was after a few months had passed.

    • @shitmal
      @shitmal 7 лет назад +5

      I agree with your points, the world setting was perfect I just wish they had fleshed out the characters and beefed up the score and I would've been on cloud nine. I can see both arguments on the Movie and can understand why people will like or dislike it. Missed opportunity but very nearly executed.

    • @CheetosForBreakfast
      @CheetosForBreakfast 7 лет назад +34

      A big risk? They could've shit into a bag and wrote "Star Wars" on it and made millions.

  • @CaptainVideoBlaster
    @CaptainVideoBlaster 7 лет назад +235

    I bet most of the down votes come from the first 3+ minutes and how hard it hits with the truth.

    • @boardgamebrawl
      @boardgamebrawl 7 лет назад +28

      Exactly. The first 3 minutes + the porn analogy at the end sum up the current state of Star Wars fandom. The truth hurts.

    • @boardgamebrawl
      @boardgamebrawl 7 лет назад +50

      So a very particular type of spaceship and tank are what defines Star Wars? Wow, what a shallow franchise it must be.

    • @masterskyrunner
      @masterskyrunner 7 лет назад +37

      I'm not even really a fan of Star Wars and I thought their analysis of this film totally contradicts their analysis of TFA. Rogue One was far better as a film than EpVII.

    • @ondusidaja
      @ondusidaja 7 лет назад +8

      +Otto Von Skidmarkpoo would you like me to jingle my keys for you?

    • @Monticello19
      @Monticello19 7 лет назад +4

      It doesn't though. It's simplistic and reductive.

  • @MrJellyton
    @MrJellyton 2 года назад +17

    0:48 Jay's muppet movement gets me every time and the whole video, of course.

  • @zed-up
    @zed-up 7 месяцев назад +7

    Andor show is the proof this tone can work for Star Wars. Just like Jay said, good characters, good story and ditching all the fan service. That's all that needed to make Andor great. Props to Tony Gilroy for that. Gareth Edwards is a good director, and definitely better than the bunch in both Disney Star Wars movies and Monsterverse, but I think his movies are victims of underwhelming scripts. I hope one day he find a great script cause I'm really rooting for that guy, but Rouge One ain't that one. It's a fine movie, but it could've been much better if they were committed to the tone fully.

    • @Champion_M
      @Champion_M 6 месяцев назад +2

      You'll never believe who wrote rogue one lol

    • @zed-up
      @zed-up 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Champion_M I know Tony Gilroy was involved in rewrites and is credited as a screenwriter. But the story wasn't his own. Unlike Andor.