Jonny, thank you for the video today. Sadly, I had to rush my dog to emergency vet this morning. He was diagnosed with a aggressive cancer. He never showed any symptoms until this morning. We chose to let him go, no treatment would help. He left this world being held and given kisses. He’s now with his other beagle brothers. Pete was 12 and the sweetest, gentlest, snuggling dog ever. I’ll see you again sweet boy. My heart is broken.
So sorry for your loss and pain @DSM ! 🐕❣ I'm sure he'll watch you from above, and send you love whenever you need... Sending you hugs from Belgium (a tiny country next to France) 🙏🫂
I lost my dog very suddenly as well. Nothing to notice at all until the day before we lost him. It's tons of pain, but believe me, it gets so much easier for you over time. It's much better to think about the lives we give our loved ones than to think about their demise, because that's several years of happiness compared with one day of suffering.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Dogs bring such unbridled joy and comfort into our lives. Their love is truly unconditional. You did what you thought was best beside him. He knows that.
Making Bernese mountain dogs the greatest dogs to ever live and then giving them 2 year life spans and loads of debilitating ailments sounds right up this god's alley.
I'm so glad I live in a world that's said "um... So. God. Any actual point? No? Good."
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I was told they have a short lifespan because there was a period of irresponsible breeding in the past. If that's the case, I'd say it was up the good old-fashioned people suck alley 😏
@@Ysmir. it's not. They don't live only 2yrs. They live on average 8-10yrs, give or take. My Berner is currently 6yrs old and is like the puppy he once was. No health issues either. But he gets the best care. Giant breed dogs typically have shorter lifespans, compared to tiny to large breed dogs. And with their size, comes certain health issues and risks. But dogs of all sizes come with them, albeit different ones depending on breed. Don't let this person's comment dissuade you.
@@swisshills4350 You're confusing the Bernese mountain dog with the Bernhardiner. Happens to me too all the time. The Bernhardiners were the ones with the "Fässli um de Hals" carrying alcohol.
He forgot to mention they’re goofy fluffballs that are convinced they “have” to be lapdogs to anyone they’ve decided is trustworthy. People just need to grow bigger laps, that’s all!
@@boundtogoboogie - True. They’re less floofy but definitely over-sized lapdogs. Completely not-floofy but potentially the chairman of the International Committee for the Advancement of Lapdog-dom for Large Dogs, is my Amstaff. He doesn’t believe in discrimination. Firmly in favour of affirmative action, he’ll simply get on and sit. Then he’ll make puppy eyes at you.
Our family friends had a bernese that was once pregnant. She would try to fit into my moms lap who, at the time was also pregnant 😄 not much space there
I just lost my Berner to stomach cancer 10/15/23. I’ll love and miss him for the rest of my life. He was a quintessential God Boy. I don’t know how I’ll ever be able to cook or go to the bathroom alone. Joy rides are over. I only did that for him to stick his head out the window so strangers could tell him how beautiful he was. Grieving is tough.
I have a rescue who we think is a German shepherd/Bernese mountain dog mix, and he's nearly 15 and still going strong! He had a rough early life (abused really badly) and he still does have anxiety because of it, but he's super sweet and very happy now. Hope he's got at least a few good years left in him.
"cheese boy...... Probly somebody gonna hell" HAHAHAHA Does any1 else think this guy has the genZ Jim Carrey vibes, especially with that always shearing and energetic cheer-smile face and a permenantly solid smirk. Excellent!!!! Just love him. Totally Superb!!!!
I'd say Johnny is better than Jim Carey, actually. More charming. More appealing. Jim Carey is kind of like Jerry Lewis and I had trouble watching them for any amount of time. Johnny has better balance. He's not off the wall like Carey and Lewis. My take.
What gets me is how they apparently exist outside of time, sometimes referencing modern-day stuff in past-tense, sometimes referring to things from the past in future-tense
@@MikeMozzarobook of Job. When God is on the phone at first he orders the death of hi family then claims a new dog breed might have made him go easier on Job.
@@SThomas-vh9jc of course. John Devaney makes satire. As a Catholic who has studied religions, I am just appreciative of the many references he includes, to many religions. I get how outrageous sacred texts can sound out of context.
Bernese mountain dogs are the BEEEEEEEESSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! They’re the dog I grew up with, the sweetest pups around. If you’re looking for a dog that loves and is gentle with small creatures (babies, other pets, etc) and especially if you live in a place that gets great snow, a Berner would be a perfect dog for you to rescue/adopt. Preferably rescue! First big snow each year my dogs would run outside and literally dive face first into the snow and then just stay their with their faces buried, wiggling around and snow plowing around the yard. They were bred to be working dogs in cold areas, and so instinctually will lay on you out in the snow in order to keep you warm. They’re angels! They are gentle and joyous and SO SO SOFT. Their hair, unlike labs or goldens who’s hair covers EVERY inch of every surface available, just clumps up and floats around your floor like tumbleweeds, so it’s easy to clean up! 😂 No drool like a Newfie or St. Bernard either! Sadly as everyone else has said, they get sick a lot. My first got cancer and died at 9, my second was a sick sick puppy who died at 9 months old from aseptic meningitis, and my third also got cancer and died 8 I think. My 3rd came from a breeder who had some BIG, OLD, BEAUTIFUL grandpa and grandma Berners, at least one of them being 14 years old last time I saw him and as big as -if not larger than- and average Newfie or St. B, an absolute BEAST. 🤩♥️🥰 So if you want to get one, consider rescuing! Although I love this breed more than anything, they are very prone to disease and rescuing one might be a bit kinder than buying one from a breeder and revving the engine on the build a Berner machine :’) Thanks for the gr8 video once again, God’s top dog designer!
i have two bernese mountain dogs, and they are the gentlest dogs ever! they’re both over 100 pounds and think they’re lap dogs. i definitely recommend if you want a big dog.
Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful that your parents brought such a beautiful soul into this world, and I’m thankful for the videos that you create for us!
I met a Bernese Mountian Dog at work yesterday, and it was the friendliest thing ever! Was happy to let me pet him, so long as no part of his body came in contact with the sunlight lol
There's also a similar breed called Swiss Mountain Dog, which is the same thing but with shorter fur and pretty much resembles a tricolored Labradore Retriever.
Oh yes, they're beautiful and quite a bit bigger than the Bernese and Labradors. The type of dog possible intruders only need to see from afar to change their minds. : )
@@magiv4205 The yard I have covered. It's the inside of my house that's small or narrow lol. I did read that mental stimulation rather than lots of long walks was better for them. As such large dogs their joints become stressed with too much activity, many giant breeds are the same. That's why herding dogs are medium-sized dogs, whereas giant breeds made great watch & alert dogs or rescue dogs such as the St Bernard, Great Dane, Old English Mastiff and the Newfoundland.
My oldest sister and her family had a gorgeous girl who was a Burnese Mountain and black lab mix. She was jet black all over and FLUFFY! She was so sweet and gentle. A wonderful dog. Her name was Shalom.
Got a berner in January. He's soo big now. Almost a year and he towers over our 1.5 year old boxer mastiff. He's so sweet with kids and other dogs. Big baby they are
😂😂 cheese boy, god obsessing about mountains, job. How do you fit so much gold in such a short time,? And I had a friend with a Bernese. When it wanted a cookie, it would hook a paw around her ankle and give a tug ☺️
I was in Colorado and saw 5 Bernese Mountain Dogs!!! They range in age from puppy to adult and had different owners. While I think they are beautiful, I know I will never own one, because I prefer smaller dogs, and I live in the Midwest where they would not do well in our humidity.
I had a bernese mountain dog as a kid. Great dogs. Once when a teacher asked what dog I had I happily told them. Then they started making fun of me in front if the class for saying that kind of dog doesn’t exist. I’m still salty ‘bout it.
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I love how The angel keeps walking in on progressively more disturbing things God keeps doing.
Still waiting the drowning a whole village part
And I love that all of those references he throws in there are in the bible
Waiting for Noah's reference
@@curiouswind9196 I'm waiting for the "send bears to eat kids for laughing about an old guy's beard" thing. That's always killer...
@@curiouswind9196that dude did drown the world once. So many families...
Jonny, thank you for the video today. Sadly, I had to rush my dog to emergency vet this morning. He was diagnosed with a aggressive cancer. He never showed any symptoms until this morning. We chose to let him go, no treatment would help. He left this world being held and given kisses. He’s now with his other beagle brothers. Pete was 12 and the sweetest, gentlest, snuggling dog ever. I’ll see you again sweet boy. My heart is broken.
So sorry for your loss and pain @DSM ! 🐕❣ I'm sure he'll watch you from above, and send you love whenever you need... Sending you hugs from Belgium (a tiny country next to France) 🙏🫂
Sending good wishes. That must have been such a shock. It can leave a big hole when they go.
I lost my dog very suddenly as well. Nothing to notice at all until the day before we lost him. It's tons of pain, but believe me, it gets so much easier for you over time.
It's much better to think about the lives we give our loved ones than to think about their demise, because that's several years of happiness compared with one day of suffering.
I’m so sorry.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Dogs bring such unbridled joy and comfort into our lives. Their love is truly unconditional. You did what you thought was best beside him. He knows that.
Making Bernese mountain dogs the greatest dogs to ever live and then giving them 2 year life spans and loads of debilitating ailments sounds right up this god's alley.
I'm so glad I live in a world that's said "um... So. God. Any actual point? No? Good."
I was told they have a short lifespan because there was a period of irresponsible breeding in the past. If that's the case, I'd say it was up the good old-fashioned people suck alley 😏
wait, what? 2 years?? how is this possible?
@@Ysmir. it's not. They don't live only 2yrs. They live on average 8-10yrs, give or take. My Berner is currently 6yrs old and is like the puppy he once was. No health issues either. But he gets the best care. Giant breed dogs typically have shorter lifespans, compared to tiny to large breed dogs. And with their size, comes certain health issues and risks. But dogs of all sizes come with them, albeit different ones depending on breed. Don't let this person's comment dissuade you.
Maybe it's because God knows what wonderful dogs they are so they get to go to heaven sooner
"Oh, my Me!" the greatest line ever
I literally just got the joke 🤣
That is pretty funny. 😁
Im from Switzerland and i can tell you we love Bernese Mountain dogs... They are great Farmdogs. And they ARE part of the mountains🤩😁
:) I have a young coworker whose family has 1.
When he was back from College the dig would try to herd him.
Not only 5hat, they were saving people 8n the past. 8n mountain storms, with the alcohol around the neck. So cool!
@@swisshills4350 You're confusing the Bernese mountain dog with the Bernhardiner. Happens to me too all the time. The Bernhardiners were the ones with the "Fässli um de Hals" carrying alcohol.
@@Karttiboneaka St Bernard
@@alexanderthegreatoz5945 yeah didn't know the english name when I wrote it. We call them Bernhardiner here in Switzerland
He forgot to mention they’re goofy fluffballs that are convinced they “have” to be lapdogs to anyone they’ve decided is trustworthy. People just need to grow bigger laps, that’s all!
So true!!
Similar to the big, scary Rottweiler.
@@boundtogoboogie Absolutely!
@@boundtogoboogie - True. They’re less floofy but definitely over-sized lapdogs. Completely not-floofy but potentially the chairman of the International Committee for the Advancement of Lapdog-dom for Large Dogs, is my Amstaff. He doesn’t believe in discrimination. Firmly in favour of affirmative action, he’ll simply get on and sit. Then he’ll make puppy eyes at you.
Our family friends had a bernese that was once pregnant. She would try to fit into my moms lap who, at the time was also pregnant 😄 not much space there
I love how Gabriel just doesn't even care about making God proud of him anymore lol
Ok but admit... they are part mountain, right? right??
🏔️😂
It feels like a mountain when they run into or lay on you. But I wouldn't change it for the world.
Floof mountain
Like Toblerone 😆
Can confirm, they are. Source: I had one AND I live in Switzerland
I just lost my Berner to stomach cancer 10/15/23. I’ll love and miss him for the rest of my life. He was a quintessential God Boy. I don’t know how I’ll ever be able to cook or go to the bathroom alone. Joy rides are over. I only did that for him to stick his head out the window so strangers could tell him how beautiful he was. Grieving is tough.
I have a rescue who we think is a German shepherd/Bernese mountain dog mix, and he's nearly 15 and still going strong! He had a rough early life (abused really badly) and he still does have anxiety because of it, but he's super sweet and very happy now. Hope he's got at least a few good years left in him.
An angel saying to God, "you're the worst person I ever met" had me 🤣🤣
Sometimes when he's speaking to God, it's like teaching logic to a toddler, lol 😂. This had me rolling too 🤣
Absolutely hilarious!
I'm still laughing😂😂.... you're the worst person I ever met😂😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
oh my him, every line is pure gold 🏆 also love the character development of g-boy, growing into his own as resident sociopath
I've been chucking at your "g-boy growing into his own as resident sociopath" for a minute now, well done sir
I've been waiting for this one lol I had a Bermese Great Pyrenees mix at work named Autumn and she was massive! It took forever to groom her.
Literally forever, you’re probably still doing it.
So have you found the dog within the fur yet?
"cheese boy...... Probly somebody gonna hell" HAHAHAHA
Does any1 else think this guy has the genZ Jim Carrey vibes, especially with that always shearing and energetic cheer-smile face and a permenantly solid smirk.
Excellent!!!! Just love him. Totally Superb!!!!
👍
We’re gonna need to petition a name change to Spicy Cheese Mountain Bois. 🧀🌶️
Oh Yeah! Jim Carrey for Sure!
I'd say Johnny is better than Jim Carey, actually. More charming. More appealing. Jim Carey is kind of like Jerry Lewis and I had trouble watching them for any amount of time. Johnny has better balance. He's not off the wall like Carey and Lewis. My take.
@@smasome thx for ur opinion.
But ths guy is JC 2.0
"You're the worst person I've ever met" had me crying 🤣
These videos were supposed to be about dogs but they are evolving into the best satyrical videos about old testament God & Angels !
What gets me is how they apparently exist outside of time, sometimes referencing modern-day stuff in past-tense, sometimes referring to things from the past in future-tense
I’m pretty sure that I saw Jesus in @ least 1 short/video.
I love the biblical commentary. Always on point! 😄
Such wonderful satire 😅
Old comment: but could you explain this one? I don't get the reference
@@MikeMozzarobook of Job. When God is on the phone at first he orders the death of hi family then claims a new dog breed might have made him go easier on Job.
@@SThomas-vh9jc of course. John Devaney makes satire. As a Catholic who has studied religions, I am just appreciative of the many references he includes, to many religions. I get how outrageous sacred texts can sound out of context.
The fun thing about studying history is you realize that is just kind of how things were back then. The future is awesome!
Gabriel is getting a little sassy🤣🤣🤣
Bernese mountain dogs are the BEEEEEEEESSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! They’re the dog I grew up with, the sweetest pups around. If you’re looking for a dog that loves and is gentle with small creatures (babies, other pets, etc) and especially if you live in a place that gets great snow, a Berner would be a perfect dog for you to rescue/adopt. Preferably rescue!
First big snow each year my dogs would run outside and literally dive face first into the snow and then just stay their with their faces buried, wiggling around and snow plowing around the yard. They were bred to be working dogs in cold areas, and so instinctually will lay on you out in the snow in order to keep you warm. They’re angels!
They are gentle and joyous and SO SO SOFT. Their hair, unlike labs or goldens who’s hair covers EVERY inch of every surface available, just clumps up and floats around your floor like tumbleweeds, so it’s easy to clean up! 😂 No drool like a Newfie or St. Bernard either!
Sadly as everyone else has said, they get sick a lot. My first got cancer and died at 9, my second was a sick sick puppy who died at 9 months old from aseptic meningitis, and my third also got cancer and died 8 I think.
My 3rd came from a breeder who had some BIG, OLD, BEAUTIFUL grandpa and grandma Berners, at least one of them being 14 years old last time I saw him and as big as -if not larger than- and average Newfie or St. B, an absolute BEAST. 🤩♥️🥰
So if you want to get one, consider rescuing! Although I love this breed more than anything, they are very prone to disease and rescuing one might be a bit kinder than buying one from a breeder and revving the engine on the build a Berner machine :’)
Thanks for the gr8 video once again, God’s top dog designer!
i have two bernese mountain dogs, and they are the gentlest dogs ever! they’re both over 100 pounds and think they’re lap dogs. i definitely recommend if you want a big dog.
A gigantic dog thinking it's a lap dog sounds great for a cold winter's night
@@xg6hpyk yup!
I mean the mountain comes from within ❤️
"Oh my Me."
Never thought I'd see such a charismatic, divine sociopath.
My Bernese lived to be 10 and was pretty healthy. We got very lucky with our good boy. Also, I can confirm, they are part Mountain😁
I had two...they thought they were my slippers
Within seconds of sitting down, you'd have one lying on each foot
Huge love magnets
I'm just gonna say it: the angel would make a way better god. He's already working overtime to give fluffy pals to humans.
Could you please do a Havanese one?
You still can’t convince me they’re not part mountain
Yes, they are part mountain. Great big loveable clods who stomp all over your feet and are the best dogs ever
These videos always provide a lift to my day. Thank you.
Jonny, you make me so proud to be Canadian! 🇨🇦❤
I'm just proud to exist in a world where Canada (Canadians) even exists, eh!
🍁🇨🇦 Canadians and Swiss 🇨🇭🏔️
Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful that your parents brought such a beautiful soul into this world, and I’m thankful for the videos that you create for us!
I love these all so much
My fave doggo! My service dog is a Berner and he's the BEST BOI! I'm stealing Cheese Boi, btw! But, this video started dark. 🤣
Job’s family would still be alive! 😂😂😂 Nice reference.
Love this series!
I met a Bernese Mountian Dog at work yesterday, and it was the friendliest thing ever! Was happy to let me pet him, so long as no part of his body came in contact with the sunlight lol
Pure gold, thank you!
I have one Bernese mountain dog, it’s a gentle soul and amazingly smart dog. He is our family member we love him and our Labrador.
Amazing I also have a BMD and Lab. my vet said ‘a perfect match’
This became one of my favorite channels so quickly. U^ェ^U
There's also a similar breed called Swiss Mountain Dog, which is the same thing but with shorter fur and pretty much resembles a tricolored Labradore Retriever.
Oh yes, they're beautiful and quite a bit bigger than the Bernese and Labradors. The type of dog possible intruders only need to see from afar to change their minds. : )
@@eva-w I love it when the intruders change their minds.
Only a sinner of the greatest sort doesn't love a good cheese boi.
Jonny: wanna heard about another dog ??
Me : Bring it on Angel
"Oh my me."😂😂😂 Best line!🤣🤣🤣
I bet that when the Bernese Mountain dogs were born, they had much longer longevity than they do today.
I love these! 🤣Could you possibly do a Lapponian Herder? I have one and he is the best!
More like this. Take it waaaaay farther because you are a natural.
Love this one and the entire series!
I imagine there HAS to be studios reaching out to you. Your videos are HILARIOUS!
The asides in these punch way above their weight class. “Super mysterious ways,” ACOL (actually chuckled out loud.)
Please, make a hungarian mudi video! I love them, so much!
I have a Hungarian Mudi mix, would love to see that video!
Totally missed the opportunity to explain why they're always sick.
"I work in super mysterious ways" 😂of course you do!
thank you for these! love your funnies
They'd be sturdier if they were part mountain! I love those dogs though. Who doesn't, they're perfect
Good to see you are feeling better.
Love these skits. Keep it up 🐱
These just make my day!!! Love them so please don't stop!!!
This is the best thing on the internet!
I freaking worship you.
Bernese is in my TOP 3 dog breeds. Such a cool doggos 🥰
There are sooooo many hilarious lines in this one. Bravo!
Best breed we’ve ever had. Miss ya, Yogi
The subtle "Oh my Me" lol
I LOVE THESE VIDS! Thank you so much!
I would like to make a suggestion.... Puli and/or Komondor dogs could be fun?
Gold - love your work!
"Oh My Me"
Lost it!
I looked at getting a Bernese Moutain Dog but after getting an in-person look at one I discovered my house was just too small and cramped.
You also need to give them lots of walks and a big yard for stimulation
@@magiv4205 The yard I have covered. It's the inside of my house that's small or narrow lol. I did read that mental stimulation rather than lots of long walks was better for them. As such large dogs their joints become stressed with too much activity, many giant breeds are the same. That's why herding dogs are medium-sized dogs, whereas giant breeds made great watch & alert dogs or rescue dogs such as the St Bernard, Great Dane, Old English Mastiff and the Newfoundland.
My oldest sister and her family had a gorgeous girl who was a Burnese Mountain and black lab mix. She was jet black all over and FLUFFY! She was so sweet and gentle. A wonderful dog. Her name was Shalom.
Please do the Newfoundlander, it's my dog ❤️
Funny and has many infos about dogs 👍
“Oh my me” 😂
Got a berner in January. He's soo big now. Almost a year and he towers over our 1.5 year old boxer mastiff. He's so sweet with kids and other dogs. Big baby they are
Haha, love your skits and your humour.
Angel Jonny changin' sides at the end...
That beginning has me crying laughing omg 😂💀😂😂
Jonny had the greatest expressions
I enjoy your channel keep bringing it on 🤩😄🇦🇺
German Shepherd next please! 😊
I love Love LOVE your videos!!
Angel: you are the worst person I ever met
god: I literally created you
"I work in very mysterious ways".
😂😂 cheese boy, god obsessing about mountains, job. How do you fit so much gold in such a short time,?
And I had a friend with a Bernese. When it wanted a cookie, it would hook a paw around her ankle and give a tug ☺️
I was in Colorado and saw 5 Bernese Mountain Dogs!!! They range in age from puppy to adult and had different owners. While I think they are beautiful, I know I will never own one, because I prefer smaller dogs, and I live in the Midwest where they would not do well in our humidity.
"oh my me!" 😂
OH. MY. ME 😂😂😂😂 caught me off guard
I loved this one. Made me laugh. Thanks.
"Oh my Me" hahah
Is there a way to request a breed? I would love a Great Dane short. :)
Thank you for the awesome, entertaining content! 🙌💜
I had a bernese mountain dog as a kid. Great dogs. Once when a teacher asked what dog I had I happily told them. Then they started making fun of me in front if the class for saying that kind of dog doesn’t exist. I’m still salty ‘bout it.
Very Cute! Request for you to do God Makes Pomeranian?
I'd love it if you could do a video on Chow Chows..
These are the best dogs of all time
“Great, so how clingy are they?”
“Um, about that…”
"Damn, they're really big."
Me: 👀🤭 "That's what she said" 🤣🤣🤣
I love the not so subtle jabs at the idiocy of the christian god
I just love Bernies!!!
Pls do a God makes German shorthaired pointers!
My brother and his wife have a berner and he’s a big goober but one of the best dogs ever.
Awesome video!!
I like that the microphone was meant to be obviously obvious
"You're the worst person I've ever met. " 😆 😂 😆 😂