I feel like this series would be great to just do every now and then. As new memes, jokes and trends circulate, new algorithmic bullshit Wish Trash is poured out in response, so it's theoretically always fresh content as long as you don't do it too frequently.
You make a good point, half the shit that shows up on Wish is just yoinked images slapped onto shirts mugs or pillows. So it's almost like an excuse to just browse cringe memes without actually having to go to a cringe meme site.
@@ExaltedUriel "So it's almost like an excuse to just browse cringe memes without actually having to go to a cringe meme site." This seems way too fitting tbh :D
Joel, at the grandma partner in crime shirt I took I sip of my drink but then you made me laugh and I almost drowned. Then I started coughing so hard I vomited all over my mattress I bought today new. I will be speaking to your lawyer.
I know how this feels, except I puked on a carpet instead after choking on a teeny tiny granule of ground beef that crept back up my esophagus a while after eating, and choked on it and a sip of water that went down the wrong pipe. But hey, we're still alive.
The Italian guy dressed as Morbius was actually saying "my name is Jan Morbius" which is his channel name (JanArt ASMR) but that bit was pure gold anyway
Browsing Wish for memes is dangerous because most of it is junk you don't actually want, but then you run into something absolutely stupid and you want it, and it's $5, and the gambling addiction comes back because sometimes Wish genuinely delivers something good
i actually got a really nice Joy Division shirt and some decent (read: mall quality) leather jewelry off wish. just don't get anything where it'd be a big dent in your bank, or something that you'd need good quality (body jewelry, for example)
I got 2Weregarurumon long sleeve T-Shirts and they are very good quality. They are made of that soft stretchy materials and the print quality is awesome.
I got up to go to the bathroom and grab a snack and came back about a quarter into the gaming pc part and it was just joel destroying my speakers. quality stream.
oh shit, there's finally another episode of "virtual tours in the chinatown swap meet with yole"!! thank you god I was homesick for the national treasures of my people
1:21:30 for those wondering, ICP has in fact stated that they are a christian band and all of their messages are meant to encourage troubled youth to find jesus
@@kinnikuboneman i meant with the previous episodes i slept while watching them, aside from the loud ass amp section in this video near the start the rest should be sorta safe to sleep through i should sleep tho its 4AM bruh lmao
1:47:55 jole, budget smartphones on today's market are beefy enough to run morrowind while in a discord voice call, among other things. they're not unlike mediocre pre-built computers without keyboards or mice.
Not that anyone even cares but the reason why the kpop cases were in ‘hot sauce’ was because the members are in a group where Hot Sauce is the name for one of their newer albums.
As soon as he searched Hot sauce, I was just waiting to see some Nct members pop up. XD Why do I know Nct? Cuz my gf is a pretty die hard fan of them (which...is fine I guess, but I still try to convince her that metal and rock stuff is real music). Anyways...but when everyone called them BTS I had to smile quite a bit, cuz I thought of my gf being angry at it XD
@@kinnikuboneman lol thats a pretty solid roast. Made me laugh fr But, kpop gf is real, for over a year now and I'm very happy about it! (Even tho....I'd prefer she'd listen more to metal stuff than those autotuned clones)
50:23 Man, the fact Tetris New Century hasn't been re-released since the PS2 compilation is sad. At least the OST does not need to be licensed from Tetris Inc, unlike the game.
47:02 I actually had one of those when I was a kid tho, it was the blue one and yeah, it's literally just Tetris in a gameboy-like screen with "BEEP BEEP BOOP" music, nothing new
Never thought I would ever see the day when Joel played Gran Turismo music on stream. Shame the songs I suggested for the GTA IV streams never played. Would have been funny to see him get blasted with GT2000 meme music. 1:55:15 well here you go. 1:41:51 [insert Seal (the singer not the pinniped) oooh here]
Back in the 80's I had a Marshall Micro Stack. While the plastic is different, the layout looked a lot like that little amp. I remember it sounding great! Then again I drank a lot back then so...
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3 minutes into the stream and Joel starts blasting ear drum destroying sounds, this is why I've been watching for last 6-7 years.
LOUTER.
LOUTEEEER
6-7 years? Newbie
LOUTAER LOUTAER!!!
@@kinnikuboneman it started 2013 right?
I feel like this series would be great to just do every now and then. As new memes, jokes and trends circulate, new algorithmic bullshit Wish Trash is poured out in response, so it's theoretically always fresh content as long as you don't do it too frequently.
You make a good point, half the shit that shows up on Wish is just yoinked images slapped onto shirts mugs or pillows. So it's almost like an excuse to just browse cringe memes without actually having to go to a cringe meme site.
Yeah I think this would make an excellent quarterly stream.
Would be useful to go to it for a Christmas kind of stream, though.
@@ExaltedUriel "So it's almost like an excuse to just browse cringe memes without actually having to go to a cringe meme site." This seems way too fitting tbh :D
Joel, at the grandma partner in crime shirt I took I sip of my drink but then you made me laugh and I almost drowned. Then I started coughing so hard I vomited all over my mattress I bought today new. I will be speaking to your lawyer.
Z7
I've heard of worse ways to break in a mattress.
As Joel’s dad once said: *“HELP ME JESUS”*
OBJECTION! The fucked up amp sounds at 3:30 would have imploded your head and rendered you unable to cough and vomit.
I know how this feels, except I puked on a carpet instead after choking on a teeny tiny granule of ground beef that crept back up my esophagus a while after eating, and choked on it and a sip of water that went down the wrong pipe.
But hey, we're still alive.
5:07 Joel talking into the Mixcraft amp sounds like a Tom Morello guitar solo
tom morello challenges you
You're so right, It's literally the solo from Bulls on Parade.
Guitar hero 3 flashbacks
The Italian guy dressed as Morbius was actually saying "my name is Jan Morbius" which is his channel name (JanArt ASMR) but that bit was pure gold anyway
Who
Italians have to say morbius when speaking certain words lol
My favorite Joel stream is when he recreated a fire alarm and made my ears bleed :)
Joel reminded me of all the nightmares of those fire alarms we had back in elementary.
so all of the streams :)
So in 5:07?
slapping buscemi eyes to things is the highest form of comedy
“nice little terrible thing” i’m fucking dead 💀 💀💀
I wanna find this again. whats the timestamp.
Sweet little dead bunny
@@shotwell25 10:12
Browsing Wish for memes is dangerous because most of it is junk you don't actually want, but then you run into something absolutely stupid and you want it, and it's $5, and the gambling addiction comes back because sometimes Wish genuinely delivers something good
i actually got a really nice Joy Division shirt and some decent (read: mall quality) leather jewelry off wish. just don't get anything where it'd be a big dent in your bank, or something that you'd need good quality (body jewelry, for example)
I got 2Weregarurumon long sleeve T-Shirts and they are very good quality. They are made of that soft stretchy materials and the print quality is awesome.
1:27:17 you know the stream gets good when the Gran Turismo music starts playing
Joel finding funko pops after searching "garbage" and then sounding somewhat offended made me smile.
they do be garbage tho ngl
My son loves that plastic crap
Same for the Klon centaur pedal clone as an ad
That ASMR video looks like something Joel would make
i love joel's grandma voice so much oh my god
He kinda sounds like the singer from Guns&Roses.
@@kylesoler4139 slash?
@@Ocidadnah.
Axel Rose.
i fell asleep to this stream and woke up at the morbius part. scared the shit out of me
37:46 I remember opening the stream when this happened, holy shit I laughed so hard
Joel can make anything funni
Joel still using 2004 screen resolution makes every stream better
Its to censor possible wish dongs from showing up on stream.
It adds to the experience
Not even 5 minutes in and we got straight up prostate music
PROSTATE MUSIC???
Straight up Slamming brutal death metal.
I got up to go to the bathroom and grab a snack and came back about a quarter into the gaming pc part and it was just joel destroying my speakers. quality stream.
I cannot express how much I enjoy this series Yoel
I keep forgetting Swedes use deltarune dollars
KROMER???
@@scarletshadowzz
k r o m k e r
Please don't ever stop the Wish saga Jobel 😭
Joel, we all know this "john morbius" character is just you
Ah yes, when I look for products I search for those which come with "no added peace of mind" because frankly I've got too much of that already.
I want some excitement in my life god damn it
Joel doing a surprisingly accurate Mark Hamill Joker impression when he introduced the clowns caught me off-guard.
epik guitar shred makes me think of hetfield yelling 'yeah' at the end of a solo and it making into the record
The Morbius ASMR video made me fucking cry laughing
So did the Morbius eyes edit for me 😂. Joel managed to turn Sid into Michael Rosen nightmare fuel.
1:26:50 Lol the music fades away at this exact moment
I love so much this segment, saw that you were streaming it the other day but couldn't watch the stream so gonna enjoy this a lot, thank you Jobil :)
oh shit, there's finally another episode of "virtual tours in the chinatown swap meet with yole"!! thank you god I was homesick for the national treasures of my people
wish: shows picture of the amp clipped on someone's belt
wish customer: yooo this thing is small wtf?
5:07
Ladies and gentlemen, Joel laughing in oscillator!
Joel becomes a synthesizer
The bit with morbius and sid did me in dude
We already have a metal amp that literally ruptures your eardrums within the first 5 minutes, 10/10
Hearing Joel laughing at himself saying BLUETOOTE heals my soul
37:47 Joel having a rare freudian slip exposing his love for Gilfs
I'm taking this as canon now thank you very much.
Goddamn Skwisgaar
@@Da_ComputerMonster Beat me to it by a country mile...
you lady vinny
1:21:30 for those wondering, ICP has in fact stated that they are a christian band and all of their messages are meant to encourage troubled youth to find jesus
I looked into it, and this isn't true. They can't even pronounce evangelical and went on record that it was a misrepresentation of them.
good to know, I'm sure whoever made that merch fell for the same misunderstanding I did when I looked it up
3:33 this is the cbt riff
Ah yes.
P0rn0grind
3:34 Scythelord slam Ep when
Ps. I love how when he looks up garbage he gets an ad for a Klon centaur pedal clone.
one of the best vargskelethor vods i've seen.
specifically the beginning.
it's fucking awesome.
1:44:48
Unintentionally based Joey
5:11 a strider is born
That amp sounds like every time I have heard Stoner Metal pop up in a playlist.
Ew, that's a thing
@@kinnikuboneman
Yeah it sounds like someone knocked over a record a player and broke it to play half speed with a muffled speaker.
can't believe Joel didn't get DMCA'd for playing the first 5 minutes of Dopethrone
Yeah.
Straight up nastiest thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s a guitar.
1:21:04 what a perfect clown laugh
5:42 is… that Smells Like Teen Spirit 😂
Followed by Enter Sandman
An interesting series would be to find weird reviews on wish and see what the people have bought
ha funni heavy metal mushroom man
damn wish just roasted the funko community
The t-posing Garfield gamer pride flag ruined me.
5:10 Literally Half Life 2 Strider sound effects dude.
Who
(immediately clips the 'no disturb me' fart joke and sends it to my friends)
37:48 "I have two titties." I laughed out loud at that LMAO! TITLES JOEL!
Tut funk
ah, just in time for me to sleep.
i remember listening to the other episodes while i sleep, glad to see it return!
That seems like a bad idea
i mean.... i slept so like i guess it worked
or maybe i just slept so hard whatever was on the stream couldn't wake me lmao
@@yahboicrazy for like 10 mins
@@kinnikuboneman i meant with the previous episodes i slept while watching them, aside from the loud ass amp section in this video near the start the rest should be sorta safe to sleep through
i should sleep tho its 4AM bruh lmao
That amplifier made me cry...
I felt like I'd want to die myself...
It’s just so
Snusk
3:28 yo this is fire 🔥 😎 🙌 💪 😍
Thanks for the headache. Improved my day
Steve buscemi eyes hoodie feels like an immaculate shit post about anime eye hoodies and I would totally buy one
Thanks for the Bass Guitar in the beginning, now I don't hear the rest of the vod....
37:48 The fact he casually said it without re-reading it made me lose it
3:57 Thank you Joel ❤
1:47:55 jole, budget smartphones on today's market are beefy enough to run morrowind while in a discord voice call, among other things. they're not unlike mediocre pre-built computers without keyboards or mice.
3:08 yoo I have that VST, I have never found a reason to use it, the built in amp simulator in Logic is way better
1:38:19 adsorption is a real thing
Not that anyone even cares but the reason why the kpop cases were in ‘hot sauce’ was because the members are in a group where Hot Sauce is the name for one of their newer albums.
As soon as he searched Hot sauce, I was just waiting to see some Nct members pop up. XD
Why do I know Nct? Cuz my gf is a pretty die hard fan of them (which...is fine I guess, but I still try to convince her that metal and rock stuff is real music). Anyways...but when everyone called them BTS I had to smile quite a bit, cuz I thought of my gf being angry at it XD
@@maxximo2367 oooh I felt your gf’s pain with that part LMAO
How embarrassing
@@maxximo2367 your right hand listens to music?
@@kinnikuboneman lol thats a pretty solid roast. Made me laugh fr
But, kpop gf is real, for over a year now and I'm very happy about it! (Even tho....I'd prefer she'd listen more to metal stuff than those autotuned clones)
42:04 Joel yippee my beloved
this man is speaking in black metal riffs
best noise set i heard since college
Joel's immediate reaction to call James a "cluster fuck of a person" was the precise statement to describe who he is... wow.
James was a great closer to this stream
Who
50:23 Man, the fact Tetris New Century hasn't been re-released since the PS2 compilation is sad. At least the OST does not need to be licensed from Tetris Inc, unlike the game.
Tetris sucks
5:28 The clangers reboot sounds tight
32:03 Joel ASMR
Jesus Joel that bit with the amp sounded exactly like Celtic Frost.
It kinda does
1:33:29 I want to edit so you only hear your inhalation.
that grandma voice is killer
1:13:02 had tears running down my cheeks for 3 minutes.
The Brain of Morbius is Doctor Who
First 5 minutes is joel making your typical black metal song recorded via a fucking tin can
I am an avid black metal enjoyer and i agree :)
And most grindcore/slam
TRVE KVLT
Now I know there are about 50 people watching this who would fly that garfield gamer flag, unironically with pride.
1:46:55 this caught me so off guard holy shit toote
The reason the fake nails popped up when you searched coffin because they are called coffin shaped nails.
19:04
30:04
48:35 he turned into daffy duck
John Morbius for Vinewrestle 2022!
3:13 OMG JOEL IS GOING TRVE KVLT!!!!??!?!?!?
32:06 relevant to the last thing, I bought a Burzum flag from the same people.
Never been this early hell yeah! Dumpster time!
47:25 My Uncle actually gave me one of those some years ago, It was so much pure shit that it was actually fun
Definitely picked the wrong vod to watch in bed
vinesauce
The entire stream for loud noises, cuz its a joel stream and they all try and blow your eardrums out at some point
1:19:20 or something
"they're not gonna release the movie again" *sigh* "obviously"
And the winner of the academy award for best actor goes to...
bass guitar part makesthe varg part fit
23:15
The bone zone 🦴
47:02 I actually had one of those when I was a kid tho, it was the blue one
and yeah, it's literally just Tetris in a gameboy-like screen with "BEEP BEEP BOOP" music, nothing new
The Gran Tourismo music goes so well when shopping on wish.
59:23 Bringing back memories with that Gran Turismo 3 car dealer music. ❤
Joel! Are you looking at Wish again??
NGL that Garfield gamer flag was pretty dope
3:50 Spider VI Insane setting be like
Never thought I would ever see the day when Joel played Gran Turismo music on stream. Shame the songs I suggested for the GTA IV streams never played. Would have been funny to see him get blasted with GT2000 meme music. 1:55:15 well here you go.
1:41:51 [insert Seal (the singer not the pinniped) oooh here]
Back in the 80's I had a Marshall Micro Stack. While the plastic is different, the layout looked a lot like that little amp.
I remember it sounding great!
Then again I drank a lot back then so...
4:13 got me laughing wayy too much
The best streamers utilize bueschelli or however you spell him