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  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like an appeals court reducing Trump's bond to $175 million in his civil fraud case, a judge setting a date for Trump's hush money trial and the CEO of Boeing stepping down.
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  • @chuyocaca4153
    @chuyocaca4153 Месяц назад +115

    winning his own golf tournament? is like getting a Gold Medal for being the only one. that showed up to compete..🤣

    • @ZulcanPrime
      @ZulcanPrime Месяц назад

      The other players were Russian oligarchs and rich idiot sycophants.

    • @contemporaryhumours
      @contemporaryhumours Месяц назад +4

      Mr. T has a rapid regression to a big baby. That happens to all of us eventually, but gotta say Biden and his team are laser-sharp.

    • @contemporaryhumours
      @contemporaryhumours Месяц назад +1

      He won "a wowwipop" Yeiii! good for him :D.

    • @joshalan572
      @joshalan572 Месяц назад

      There was over 50 other golfers so...tds?

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Месяц назад +3

      @@joshalan572- No, it means he cheats and the other players are ass-kissing sycophants.

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 Месяц назад +72

    No wonder DJT always complains about low volume flush toilets, you need to flush twice to get the documents to Moscow or Riyadh.

    • @lornahill7123
      @lornahill7123 Месяц назад

      😂😂❤

    • @youllis
      @youllis Месяц назад

      #grabembytheposse is just a hashtag but giving Trump $250,000,000 makes it much more likely to become real

    • @lemons2135
      @lemons2135 Месяц назад +3

      Whats he going to do when he’s faced with a prison toilet.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@lemons2135
      I'm sure Melania will pack a can of gold spray paint in his suitcase when he checks in to prison.

    • @lisasharf1442
      @lisasharf1442 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

  • @amodernpoet
    @amodernpoet Месяц назад +14

    things are looking Stormy for Trump

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Месяц назад +19

    That boeing bit was best part of monologue it was hilarious couldnt stop laughing my sock off 🤣.

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Месяц назад +1

      You were only wearing _one sock?_ Weird.

    • @MinielEnglebert
      @MinielEnglebert Месяц назад

      @@wholeshebang1Just don’t ask where the other sock is….

  • @darlinearmendrez213
    @darlinearmendrez213 Месяц назад +36

    He owns all that crying about no money. The rest of us have trouble keeping a place to live. Sell something an pay your bills

    • @Kellie08
      @Kellie08 Месяц назад +1

      Someone told him to sell something. His response was ,” But then when I win my appeal I won’t have my property anymore”. 🙄

  • @Newday749
    @Newday749 Месяц назад +20

    Wasting tax money on that man.

  • @davidsalls7173
    @davidsalls7173 Месяц назад +100

    He still owes the 470 million, this was just the bond to appeal the case.

    • @dd5219
      @dd5219 Месяц назад

      People seem to immediately forget that. He shouldn’t have been granted that financial cut in his bond amount, especially after actually stating he has “500 million in cash.” I’m sure he means cash on hand …🙄no other civilian would be allotted as much ‘slack, & preferential treatment’ as Trump has. Any other civilian would already be serving their prison sentence of several decades, back to back, with no parole. Solitary confinement because they know national secrets from the hundreds of classified documents illegally in their possession: high risk of being targeted, solitary confinement is the solution.

    • @ik7482
      @ik7482 Месяц назад +10

      exactly.... of course he is appealing it all...
      he is incredibly losing his appeal..
      !

    • @BBM716
      @BBM716 Месяц назад +2

      @@ik7482right lol

    • @jgator6694
      @jgator6694 Месяц назад +8

      I hope that’s true…because I was wondering why the original 470 million was so greatly reduced.

    • @davidsalls7173
      @davidsalls7173 Месяц назад +8

      The reduced amount was ONLY for filing an appeal. The original amount must get paid if he loses that appeal.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Месяц назад +45

    Judge : dear Trump, if you can't pay full amount of $454 million dollars then pay $175 million, even though you claimed to have $500 million available.
    Regular American : can I pay half amount too.
    Judge : Are you Donald Jong Trump ???.

    • @automatrixeh
      @automatrixeh Месяц назад +1

      its john dumbass

    • @that1guy167
      @that1guy167 Месяц назад

      Yeah it's not even the same and just cause you have 500 mill. Dosnt mean you want to spend it all. Haters gonna hate. I love reading all these comments crying about the money he owes when it was completely bogus to begin with.

    • @trumpbellend6717
      @trumpbellend6717 Месяц назад

      ​@@that1guy167
      *Sub Prime Morgages* the banks made plenty of money making loans on over inflated property prices. But who was it it paid the price when it all came crashing down ?? *We the people* thats who 😡 Our tax money used to bail out these banks, worldwide recession, poverty, job cuts. The poorest people making yet more sacrifices to subsidise the insatiable greed of multi billionaires 😡😡 Throw this bum and his enablers in jail right now !!!

    • @perfectchemistry8291
      @perfectchemistry8291 Месяц назад

      ​@@that1guy167He committed fraud. You can argue that fraud didn't hurt anyone as the loans were repaid but the fact is the law doesn't require it to hurt anyone. If someone you didn't like committed the same crime would you be making the same excuses for them? Or would you only make those excuses for Trump because you are desperate to lick his balls?

    • @philbert5296
      @philbert5296 Месяц назад +6

      @@that1guy167,,,, spoken like a true cult zombie ,,, WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Is that you ? CONALD ??? Sounds a lot like what you’ve been saying 🤔

  • @jameslanclos568
    @jameslanclos568 Месяц назад +14

    Maybe Melania can loan DJT the money to pay his bond.

  • @morgangonzalez3101
    @morgangonzalez3101 Месяц назад +62

    But why are they giving him 10 days....and why did they change the payment, to give him a brake....

    • @TreeDancingCloud
      @TreeDancingCloud Месяц назад

      It does destroy the illusion that Trump is a martyr.

    • @jeremycurtis2334
      @jeremycurtis2334 Месяц назад +7

      I could be wrong but I wouldn’t be surprised that’s it’s to help ensure he doesn’t get the money from a foreign entity. Like I said, could be wrong but that’s my thought. Keep them pockets closer to home for poor Don Poorleone.

    • @oliviasimonich2386
      @oliviasimonich2386 Месяц назад +10

      He has been bragging about having 500mil, so why does he need 10 in addition to days he already had to fund raise?

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm Месяц назад +9

      ​@@oliviasimonich2386 He's just full of it. If he has the money he's so greedy he wants others to pay the monies. If he doesn't then he's lying to everyone about being rich. He's either lying or grifting. Nothing new.

    • @northernohiooutfitters2960
      @northernohiooutfitters2960 Месяц назад

      Because this Country is a disgrace now days.The inmates are running the Asylum.

  • @bdogg20101
    @bdogg20101 Месяц назад +29

    That's bs. He gets away with everything.

    • @dianehail1150
      @dianehail1150 Месяц назад

      That’s not true!!! You don’t have be blind or deaf to understand what’s going on. They are trying to destroy Trump!! They are afraid of him!! The whole Democratic administration want to do away with Trump. That would be tragic for the country we love.

    • @JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters
      @JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters Месяц назад

      rich white racist in murikka...of course he gets away with it.

    • @Augest-west
      @Augest-west Месяц назад

      That's because all the charges are as bogus as the 2020 election.

  • @diligentmindz
    @diligentmindz Месяц назад +22

    That’s the message that should have gone out, “Trump can’t make bond deadline!”

  • @katiehettinger7857
    @katiehettinger7857 Месяц назад +9

    Remember Trump had trouble raising the $84 million dollars bond in the E.Jean Carroll appeal. The new $175 million dollar bond is twice as much. Will see how he does.😉💙🇺🇸🕊️

  • @lemons2135
    @lemons2135 Месяц назад +3

    Its like avoiding a pot hole and driving into a ten ton truck

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 Месяц назад +11

    We love your show jimmy fallon

  • @user-cw3bi3fm9w
    @user-cw3bi3fm9w Месяц назад +7

    Personally I don't care if they reduce his bond to one million. This bond is just a Down payment on the 486 million he OWES.

    • @ceocommunications1248
      @ceocommunications1248 Месяц назад

      You got that alll wrong

    • @user-cw3bi3fm9w
      @user-cw3bi3fm9w Месяц назад +2

      @@ceocommunications1248 he still has to pay the 468 million. That reduced number just comes off the 468.he lost in court, the judge ruled,,,468 million to be paid by donnie

    • @cunningstunt69
      @cunningstunt69 Месяц назад

      Doubt trump is worried considering that he’ll win the appeal and he’s about to be president again so that always helps

    • @cunningstunt69
      @cunningstunt69 Месяц назад

      Also when’s the trial for Jon Stewart because he’s being accused of doing this exact same thing and he was talking about how it’s not a victimless crime and then he’s caught doing it lol

    • @user-cw3bi3fm9w
      @user-cw3bi3fm9w Месяц назад

      @@cunningstunt69 dictators only let the people text on a government web site.no more you tube for you! Try texting an individual in North korea.trump 🕸 publicly he admires Kim jong gooy

  • @marksmith-jn6qw
    @marksmith-jn6qw Месяц назад +7

    He was actually noted as playing a round on Wednesday ...by himself: coming in to the clubhouse and telling the club that he just played that course and won the tournament. That is not a lie. He actually did that. They accepted his card with no witnesses.

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 Месяц назад +10

    This is what happens when you have a monopoly. They don't worry about quality when they don't have competition building better planes

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 Месяц назад

      Continues what trump started with deregulation and self policing corporations.
      Trains crash.

    • @PMexPAT
      @PMexPAT Месяц назад +1

      Try Airbus, planes made by experts.

    • @rogerjohnson9103
      @rogerjohnson9103 Месяц назад +1

      What happens when greedy corporate elites cut corners in order to maximize profits and the government lets them do it.

  • @davidgoldstein729
    @davidgoldstein729 Месяц назад +5

    I wonder what the ATF has to say about the West Virginia moonshine law...

  • @TreeDancingCloud
    @TreeDancingCloud Месяц назад +16

    Fans of "The Apprentice" are "special" enough to pretend Trump is a martyr.

    • @herchelleonwood7463
      @herchelleonwood7463 Месяц назад

      the apprentice was STUPID,, they never had a logical reason for who they picked or eliminated, is was just an ego building farce so trump could say'' your fired'' and act like a big man, he probably loses his tiny nuts each time he said it, he Definitely gets off demeaning people any way he can ! he's sadistic .

    • @philbert5296
      @philbert5296 Месяц назад

      “The Apprentice” certainly captured the hearts of white trash America. They’re not pretending, they actually ‘believe’ it. That’s the problem. He’s their religion.

    • @X2LR8
      @X2LR8 Месяц назад

      All this ginned up legal action is not politically motivated??

    • @philbert5296
      @philbert5296 Месяц назад

      @@X2LR8 …. Trump’s not a politician, he’s a real estate developer that got caught breaking laws. It’s that simple. He’s a sexual predator that brags about his ability to get away with molesting young women. He’s a tax payer that prides himself for not paying taxes. He’s a thief that’s been caught ‘lifting’ classified documents. He’s just a conman that ran on the Republican ticket because he knew the R’s were stupid enough and corrupt enough to believe everything he says. (His words) ,,, no it’s not political, it’s the law,,, he’s being prosecuted not persecuted. If you see it as political persecution then anyone and everyone in prison should be released immediately because they’ve all been politically persecuted. I know the cult will never be able to see this because to them he’s GOD.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@X2LR8
      No, it is not.

  • @marianaobemsilva-zq7jp
    @marianaobemsilva-zq7jp Месяц назад +9

    Jimmy, when are you coming to Brazil? I'm a big fan of yours ❤

  • @UpTown584
    @UpTown584 Месяц назад +3

    And then he won't pay the 175 million in 10 days, either--don't we already know that????

  • @janbtoronto
    @janbtoronto Месяц назад +9

    I think the appeals court is setting trump up for a big lose.😊

    • @TheSaturnV
      @TheSaturnV Месяц назад +2

      There ya go, stay positive and huff the copium!

    • @androsc1418
      @androsc1418 Месяц назад +1

      Winning winning winning. It’s so frustrating

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

      ​@TheSaturnV , way to go. Keep humping the twice impeached four times indicted disgraced FORMER president. Hope he pays well and before he reneges. He has a record of not paying. 😅😂

    • @bademoxy
      @bademoxy Месяц назад

      toronto's become a 3rd world shithole-like every other city filled with Leftards.

    • @TF-vb9us
      @TF-vb9us Месяц назад

      @@TheSaturnVwipe your chin, Karen 😂

  • @jrbship
    @jrbship Месяц назад +1

    Riffing on the green screen live was a great improv bit

  • @ik7482
    @ik7482 Месяц назад +5

    THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING SHAKIRA first.💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋☮️☮️☮️☮️☮️☮️☮️

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 Месяц назад +2

    Well that explains why Donald refers to himself in the third person... so he can pretend to congratulate himself 🤣

  • @catherinebossy4969
    @catherinebossy4969 Месяц назад +2

    Great jokes on Trump! 😂

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 Месяц назад +1

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @jeffkovach9495
    @jeffkovach9495 Месяц назад +3

    How greasy is Trump? He is #1 Turkey!

  • @BT-qf3uc
    @BT-qf3uc Месяц назад +2

    You serve the WEF well.

  • @wokedragon3211
    @wokedragon3211 Месяц назад +2

    They had no choice but to give the trophies to Trump he has them made with his name

  • @Positive_Tea
    @Positive_Tea Месяц назад +55

    To the person reading this, I don't know you, but you better vote for Biden so we can finally dispose of the orange menace 🙏

    • @TheSaturnV
      @TheSaturnV Месяц назад +2

      Voting Trump.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

      I'm voting Orange Man all day

    • @Positive_Tea
      @Positive_Tea Месяц назад +4

      @@TheSaturnV I am a bot. I cannot vote.

    • @Positive_Tea
      @Positive_Tea Месяц назад +3

      @@Conservadouche93 I am a bot. I cannot vote.

    • @michaelhayes7849
      @michaelhayes7849 Месяц назад

      Trumpian Traitorous Tweeker Trash are nuts.

  • @sandytrunks
    @sandytrunks Месяц назад +5

    @6:49 So West Virginia will now legally allow folks to distill up to 5 gallons of moonshine alcohol (we must assume for recreational use.) But... GOOGLE quote: "Cannabis in West Virginia is illegal for recreational use, but partially decriminalized in the city of Morgantown. Possession of small amounts is a misdemeanor crime." Go Morgantown!! (psst! fyi, West Virginia University is in Morgantown 😉)

  • @Meh-qe4rw
    @Meh-qe4rw Месяц назад +3

    Trump shows the world the judges always bend over for him.

  • @TatsuDeMtz19
    @TatsuDeMtz19 Месяц назад +2

    It's Jimmy Fallon

  • @ClaytonDerby
    @ClaytonDerby Месяц назад

    OMG that broccoli joke hahahah

  • @raqueljesus7747
    @raqueljesus7747 Месяц назад

    Mesmo não sendo fluente em inglês, simplesmente amo vc e seu programa!! Es incrível, Jimmy ❤

  • @JavierFernandez01
    @JavierFernandez01 Месяц назад +1

    my hand is the devil, jimmy! it lusts for the unseen! it beckons from the unknown!
    guy hella killed it. :)

  • @davynajam9986
    @davynajam9986 Месяц назад

    Dave’s my fave too! So hilarious!😃

  • @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx
    @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx Месяц назад +9

    Wonder how many lottery tic dump bought

    • @philbert5296
      @philbert5296 Месяц назад +2

      One and used his sharpie on it to make it a WINNER!!! Thinking no one will notice that. 😂😂😂

  • @barklbv
    @barklbv Месяц назад +2

    yay

  • @chrismodski6284
    @chrismodski6284 Месяц назад

    Watching this got me ready to laugh.

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Месяц назад

      Now you're _ready_ to laugh, what are you going to laugh about next?

  • @ECHSBACHS
    @ECHSBACHS Месяц назад +2

    LOL

  • @user-eq2dx2jp6v
    @user-eq2dx2jp6v Месяц назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 Месяц назад

    The bond is just the entry fee for the appeal to be allowed. The amount being appealed is still the 454 million...
    So if he loses the appeal, it's still the full amount he has to pay, regardless of what the bond was. It could have been 1$, and the end result would be the same.

  • @StumpkillerCP
    @StumpkillerCP Месяц назад

    Cut their own meat? I just want a cantidate that can still chew "off the bone" meat. These two are approaching blended food.

  • @paradiselover7580
    @paradiselover7580 Месяц назад +2

    Trump University

  • @juandamian6942
    @juandamian6942 Месяц назад

    A little "salty"are we jimmy

  • @stan4now
    @stan4now Месяц назад

    Dave Nardune should ask Don the Con for a job.

  • @Jesuslaves
    @Jesuslaves Месяц назад

    PEE PEE TAPES FINALLY SURFACED! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SwiftJustice
    @SwiftJustice Месяц назад +1

    *Trump's last day in office*
    -Highest bankruptcies in a century.
    -Highest unemployment in a century.
    -Highest evictions in a century.
    -Stock market crash
    And he smells bad too.

  • @CarlCampbellMusic
    @CarlCampbellMusic Месяц назад +2

    Shakira…..

  • @Ullumma
    @Ullumma Месяц назад

    One lady clapped for Trump's reduced bond, don't forget he also has to go to the NY felonies case!! Hooray 🎉

  • @taylorkeane2295
    @taylorkeane2295 Месяц назад +4

    Are you guys SURE trump is a couple of years younger than Biden???
    Trump is looking OLD

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Месяц назад +1

      An unhealthy lifestyle of gorging on junk food and not exercising can age you.

    • @taylorkeane2295
      @taylorkeane2295 Месяц назад +1

      @@wholeshebang1 truth

  • @garydmercer
    @garydmercer Месяц назад

    Jury selection starts April 15 for Trumps stormy Daniel’s trial. Happy Days!

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Месяц назад

      Tax day for everyone else. Will he do _his_ taxes?

  • @RealDrox
    @RealDrox Месяц назад +8

    *“Only people who didn't come from tiktok are worthy of liking this.”*

  • @lisatary1001
    @lisatary1001 Месяц назад

    Every time I see someone like you speak I’m reminded on why this country is in so much trouble

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Месяц назад

      Who are you addressing with your comment?

  • @RCAReacts
    @RCAReacts Месяц назад

    Who is playing Dave Nardoon in the sketch? I'm trying to find out who he is but Google is failing me.

    • @krissykrupski4973
      @krissykrupski4973 Месяц назад +2

      Dion Flynn

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Месяц назад +1

      @@krissykrupski4973- He was brilliant improvising with Jimmy!

    • @krissykrupski4973
      @krissykrupski4973 Месяц назад

      @@wholeshebang1 He’s a keeper. Never disappoints!

    • @RCAReacts
      @RCAReacts Месяц назад

      Thank you!@@krissykrupski4973

  • @MichaelLasotaTW
    @MichaelLasotaTW Месяц назад

    Can't wait for a new host.

  • @lovegodscreatures6776
    @lovegodscreatures6776 Месяц назад

    He still have to pay $464 Million

  • @ronaldogutierrez4160
    @ronaldogutierrez4160 Месяц назад +3

    Helmy Please 😢

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 Месяц назад +4

    Please vote blue

    • @bademoxy
      @bademoxy Месяц назад

      DemoKKKrat run NYC, L.A. and D.C. are shitholes. and you want the rest of the country to end up the same

  • @Mexican_Loko
    @Mexican_Loko Месяц назад

    Jimmy fallon punching through the Air 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

  • @athanatic
    @athanatic Месяц назад +2

    Distillation licenses are federal. Unless the Incorporation Doctrine went away, that is super challengable (not that it should be.)

  • @almag0410
    @almag0410 Месяц назад

    That moment when meth dealers are granted diversification and the courts look the other way. 😮

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Месяц назад

    3:45 your choice is Boeing or Beoing. Boeing Airplane Company- Wichita Division became Spirit AeroSystems ~15 years ago. They went from building Boeing B-29 bombers in WWII, today they work on 80% Airbus products & 15% Boeing products. David Calhoun sold Spirit AeroSystems, for profit, but expected them to stay a crucial supplier. Now, Spirit AeroSystems is struggling to stay a float. New Boeing CEO needs to buy back Spirit, restore good quality to Boeing.

    • @bademoxy
      @bademoxy Месяц назад

      another successful company turned into shit by ESG Leftism

  • @youllis
    @youllis Месяц назад +1

    #grabembytheposse is just a hashtag but giving Trump $250,000,000 makes it much more likely to become real

  • @user-kn5jf5sg2e
    @user-kn5jf5sg2e Месяц назад +2

    PLZ NBC lay off boring "old, unfunny and drunk" Jimmy Fallon. Then he can stop pretending to be young and talented...

  • @everardobasilio7918
    @everardobasilio7918 Месяц назад

    Time is up ! From this moment foward your are going to lose a little at a time until it's done no more TONIGHT SHOW

  • @saagim123
    @saagim123 Месяц назад

    How do you get in trouble for paying prostitutes??? Are you not supposed to pay them anymore?

  • @Independent57
    @Independent57 Месяц назад +1

    How can anyone stand listening to Donald Trump complained especially in a self-pitying, peevish way. Trump is constantly Whining crying, and making excessive complaints

  • @wolfsas001
    @wolfsas001 Месяц назад +4

    TRUMP Rhymes with THUMP!

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +2

      It also rhymes with chump, in which one is

    • @debramiller8950
      @debramiller8950 Месяц назад

      Dump. Schlump. Oh forget all the rhymes he is the biggest asshole of the century.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

      And if you are that brilliant, you know the US is where you live. You can thank the stable genius for that gem of wisdom 😅😂.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

      In the UK ,Trump is another way to say fart. Seems very appropriate 😊😮😅😂.

  • @SalmanovGadzhimurad-pj9qq
    @SalmanovGadzhimurad-pj9qq Месяц назад

    Разумеется, содержание этих документов неизвестно, но прокуратура коротко характеризует их так: в документах была информация об оборонных и военных возможностях как США, так и других стран, а также информация о ядерных программах США, потенциальных уязвимостях страны и ее союзников к внешним атакам, а также о планах возможных ответов на эти атаки.

  • @ThatOldBlackMagic_YouAppear
    @ThatOldBlackMagic_YouAppear Месяц назад

    adage Achieve ARC NY COVER -up again Vestal

  • @xoxo4385
    @xoxo4385 Месяц назад +6

    Shakira also evaded taxes FYI...

    • @JoeNarbaiz
      @JoeNarbaiz Месяц назад +1

      Shakira isn't running for political office.

    • @xoxo4385
      @xoxo4385 Месяц назад +1

      @@JoeNarbaiz I am not supporting Trump, just stating facts!!

    • @JoeNarbaiz
      @JoeNarbaiz Месяц назад +1

      @@xoxo4385 So am I. 🤔😉😀😃

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

      ​@@xoxo4385 😮. The facts and Trump don't belong in the same sentence.

  • @JaredHanson-sv8lv
    @JaredHanson-sv8lv Месяц назад

    Used to be a Jimmy Fallon fan, but he is starting to focus more on politics and less on comedy. Sad to see even he's sucked into the enigma that is the media.

  • @elizabethreade1950
    @elizabethreade1950 Месяц назад

    Trum

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 Месяц назад

    tRump is seriously “weird” and getting weirder every day! 😵‍💫

  • @everardobasilio7918
    @everardobasilio7918 Месяц назад

    I know you reaction is to dismiss my words and keep playing these games!! It's expected! You made it clear that your power is above mine and will abuse it anytime you want!!! All my power against yours every night on the tonight show until they let you go or the show is taken of all air for criminal investigation!! I accept this done 💯 THROUGH THE POWER AND FULL MOMENTUM OF CREATION

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Месяц назад +8

    As a girl I was a babysitter, including infants. I've changed hundreds of diapers. As a model at T Management (Trump Models), I met Trump many times: he frequently had the smell of poopy pants. Imagine now.

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 Месяц назад +2

      @leanne All u do is repost really old stuff! Take a course in creative writing & quit posting things we all read a looong time ago!

  • @bennybronx381
    @bennybronx381 Месяц назад +1

    I love y’all but The Title says 454 million and jimmy you said 464 million, if y’all care I would change title then delete my comment! ❤

    • @penguinista
      @penguinista Месяц назад +2

      There is over $100k interest accruing every day and the total was already over $500 million.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

      😮 I'm actually surprised that you could read this and use math to figure it out. Kudos 👏.

  • @pixseedustaerialimaging8191
    @pixseedustaerialimaging8191 Месяц назад

    Boring, as usual.

  • @davidhillery1802
    @davidhillery1802 Месяц назад +1

    Trump net worth jump to 7billon

  • @praful6890
    @praful6890 Месяц назад

    Trump for POTUS 2024. PBUH.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Месяц назад +2

    🙏 To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 😊❤

    • @bryannguyen8440
      @bryannguyen8440 Месяц назад +4

      Post something that is related to the video

  • @Austin_Jason
    @Austin_Jason Месяц назад +97

    Those who didn't come from TikTok are allowed to like this comment...

    • @Darryl_P_
      @Darryl_P_ Месяц назад +7

      What is TikTok?

    • @arnekronvall817
      @arnekronvall817 Месяц назад

      Newspaper bro

    • @youllis
      @youllis Месяц назад +1

      Trumpers mass reported my Tik Tok and got it deleted

    • @youllis
      @youllis Месяц назад

      #grabembytheposse is just a hashtag but giving Trump $250,000,000 makes it much more likely to become real

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад +1

      😮 Thanks for the permission. 😊

  • @carymartz8762
    @carymartz8762 Месяц назад

    State-funded entertainment for the normies who are unable to think.

  • @Robert-mls
    @Robert-mls Месяц назад +2

    Haha, they won’t seize his property. lol. Your American justice system will just lower the next bond. 🇨🇦

  • @user-ys8wr7rv2t
    @user-ys8wr7rv2t Месяц назад

    1 push up for every 👍 i get

  • @vumsang9746
    @vumsang9746 Месяц назад

    What about now jimfaker

  • @VamsiNarla
    @VamsiNarla Месяц назад +2

    Second

  • @timli1830
    @timli1830 Месяц назад +2

    First!

  • @spamburger-qr7mi
    @spamburger-qr7mi Месяц назад

    See heres the thing ....in REALITY , Shakira sucks and Trump is awsome

  • @Kyle27ish
    @Kyle27ish Месяц назад +3

    Why are these alleged comedians so Trump deranged 😂😂

    • @user-sv9nb8ky2t
      @user-sv9nb8ky2t Месяц назад +1

      a traitorous former president is worth making fun of

    • @techguy9023
      @techguy9023 Месяц назад +2

      Why come here if you can’t stand them?

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

      We could say the same thing about the twice impeached four times indicted disgraced FORMER president's supporters 😮😊😅😂.

    • @bademoxy
      @bademoxy Месяц назад

      @@techguy9023 we're here to remind you that more than half the country loves their nation and hates the Establishment trying to destroy it.

    • @davekettles4371
      @davekettles4371 Месяц назад

      Maybe because he is a dangerous imbecile who presents an existential threat to civilization. And sadly very good at misleading the gullible.
      Democracy is not perfect. Relies a little too heavily on intelligence of voters😂

  • @jeffkovach9495
    @jeffkovach9495 Месяц назад

    Your not bad enough for Trump! Hugh? Jimmy your falling! Let`s GO!

  • @chesky-qu7vl
    @chesky-qu7vl Месяц назад +1

    Trump 2024❤❤❤

  • @6StringPassion.
    @6StringPassion. Месяц назад +2

    Damn. So comedy writers are STILL on strike?

    • @Kenny49ERS
      @Kenny49ERS Месяц назад

      They have to write the jokes in less than one day. Ever try it?

  • @derrickhensley7898
    @derrickhensley7898 Месяц назад +4

    legacy media and these late night dorks have gotten so sad

    • @derrickhensley7898
      @derrickhensley7898 Месяц назад

      there's like 10 people cheering and two people clapping

    • @jucat60
      @jucat60 Месяц назад +4

      Why are you watching this then? Go back to fun Fox news...

    • @androsc1418
      @androsc1418 Месяц назад

      @@jucat60He must be sick of winning winning winning

    • @user-sv9nb8ky2t
      @user-sv9nb8ky2t Месяц назад

      Oh look, a MAGAt lifted his head up off trump's toadstool for minute to whine and complain

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

      😮 Even sadder is the sheep 🐑 that follow the twice impeached four times indicted disgraced FORMER president 🙄.

  • @greasemunkey1
    @greasemunkey1 Месяц назад

    Say it with me...Pro 👏 paaa 👏 gan 👏 daaa. 👇 👍

    • @trumpbellend6717
      @trumpbellend6717 Месяц назад

      *Sub Prime Morgages* the banks made plenty of money making loans on over inflated property prices. But who was it it paid the price when it all came crashing down ?? *We the people* thats who 😡 Our tax money used to bail out these banks, worldwide recession, poverty, job cuts. The poorest people making yet more sacrifices to subsidise the insatiable greed of multi billionaires 😡😡 Throw this bum and his enablers in jail right now !!!

  • @DaMan006
    @DaMan006 Месяц назад +1

    Judge probably took a couple million