For people new to Patreon, you can also set caps to how much you want to give monthly. If you want to give $5 a month max, or what have you, the option is there, regardless of the amount of videos uploaded. I just don't want people to be discouraged from contributing to the cause. Not that you can put a price on the video gold that these three entertainers deliver.
Neil Cicierega is the poster child for what good things can happen when you let your child drop out of school to sit in front of a computer and play with video editing software all day.
@@user-hz1id6oy9h Really? I thought his parents tried him at school to begin with from his TED Talk-ish speech he gave at some con, but I could be wrong. The more you know. Arigato, my Nipponese Hamtaro Compatriot.
The Guaranteed* sketches are going here on Neil's channel. We'll do them about once a month but the Patreon will charge by the video, not by the month. The Guaranteed* Video RUclips Channel will be host to the podcast and unlisted bonus features for Patrons. Basically, bonus content goes there, the movies go here.
FUCK YES!!!! I have bee watching this channel for a decade, since 2007 when Ryan was making skits about The White Stripes on his channel. i can't wait for these new videos!! totally donating on patreon!!!
I'll never forget the treasure trove of videos on the vicious channel, I still quote them to this day. I'll donate when I can, but keep up the good work. I've always loved your style.
There are news outlets and philanthropists on RUclips. People who vlog about important things and share how you can easily save a child's life or save the planet earth. But at the end of the day it don't mean shit, cuz Neil is still the only channel I might ever consider using Patreon for.
Ahhh! I owe you guys so much for the happiness your videos brought me, time to pay up! 💕 Hoping the best for you and looking forward to the new videos!
O_O You should make a $10 a video tier, and viewers will get access to live streams of your everyday activities, eating, sleeping, and coordinates of your whereabouts at all times of the day. If google gets to collect all that information, you might as well capitalize on it. However, I think I'll settle for the $2 tier, and see where that takes me.
Dang😅 Curse those coincidences, bringing my hopes up! It's probably for the best that you & Million dollar extreme aren't interracting with eachother, you guys seem like you wouldn't get along too well (No offense intended there - MDE are kinda a polarizing bunch).
+Genocidal Genie Million Dollar Extreme can be funny, when it isn't trying to essentially be the RUclips version of Mein Kampf (Sam Hyde is a white nationalist).
I'm not sure if that was a shoutout or insult. If it's a shoutout, oh well. I guess that's another comedy show I like run by white supremacists. I oughta get used to that.
Once again, that URL. www.patreon.com/Guaranteed
WHY DID YOU WAIT FOR THE DAY I QUIT MY JOB
Dot net?
Neil Cicierega just checked out the Patreon this morning, good chance I'll join! Funny stuff man :)
PSVR frank Hey, I love your stuff! Get ready for some PSVR usage in our next video.
For people new to Patreon, you can also set caps to how much you want to give monthly. If you want to give $5 a month max, or what have you, the option is there, regardless of the amount of videos uploaded. I just don't want people to be discouraged from contributing to the cause. Not that you can put a price on the video gold that these three entertainers deliver.
I can't directly donate, but if Neil broke into my house and stole all my stuff, I'd be cool with it.
I'm pretty sure that's the setup for 2015's "Aaron".
same
Same
Same
same
Neil Cicierega is the poster child for what good things can happen when you let your child drop out of school to sit in front of a computer and play with video editing software all day.
HDKAHSKH
he's homeschooled. he dropped out before he started
@@user-hz1id6oy9h Really? I thought his parents tried him at school to begin with from his TED Talk-ish speech he gave at some con, but I could be wrong. The more you know. Arigato, my Nipponese Hamtaro Compatriot.
@@user-hz1id6oy9h no, his parents took him out of school and started "homeschooling" (using that term loosely) him in like 4th grade
I didn't know that Jesus was an embodiment of three people.
The Father, The Son, and Kevin James
@@goblintwo which one is the father and which the son
@@redmantis3336 simultaneously both Ryan and Neil quantum superpositioned in the same spot. It is screaming.
I keep poking with a shovel, but nothing seems to change!
These are my favorite adult children.
Love yourself
@@elijahdage5523 no
*"Nothing has changed"*
Understood, lord Neil
Seiko lmfao I just saw this and commented saying Lord Niel as well
What the crap kind of hive mind are we becoming???!!!
A very good one at that
@@dakotaaddison9059 Neil has created a cult whether he is endorsing a belief in it or not
Yes! Internet sketch isn't dead. It ISN'T dead!
It just needs more MONEY!!
Thank you lord Niel, I really needed to hear from you that nothing has changed
I have come from the future to correct your spelling.
Neil*
@@gavinknight2418 Fuck
Bustin makes me feel good
Owen C bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin
like a dragon fly
Be careful of the soup du jour, it changes every day.
I'm tired of the soup du jour!
I want to end this prophylactic tour.
I think I'm only a spud boy!
Our first Guaranteed* Video hits Tuesday, July 4th, for Patrons. Thursday, July 6th, for the rest of the world!
Kevin J. James also to be clear, are the sketches going up on a Guaranteed* Video RUclips channel, or on Neil's? if the former, what's the link?
DewMan001 Neil stated what is up in the video. he said he would still do solo stuff on this channel
The Guaranteed* sketches are going here on Neil's channel. We'll do them about once a month but the Patreon will charge by the video, not by the month.
The Guaranteed* Video RUclips Channel will be host to the podcast and unlisted bonus features for Patrons. Basically, bonus content goes there, the movies go here.
Cool. Along with whatever wackiness Neil cooks up on his own as Russell Bagley said.
"Million Dollar Productions". I see you
GOD, PLEASE GIVE US A PODCAST WITH YOU THREE. I WILL PAY WHATEVER YOU WANT
+glove DutyFreeProductions I KNOW RIGHT
That's literally the most exciting news here for me personally! I hope it's as shitty as they say!
good news!
Not going with "Oops! Bad Movies" was a real wasted opportunity
I mean, they aren’t bad movies. I’d even say they’re amazing movies.
Putting Ryan in the middle makes sense. He's what happens if you average out Kevin and Neil
Animorphs
EXACTLY
That would be like a fanart a month and I am so ready™
Byona You're the best.
[SMASHES A WAD OF CASH THROUGH MY MONITOR]
Basically, the 90s will never die
Well, this sure was a video. What a guarantee!
If there's anyone I've ever wanted to support, this is it
I feel like just standing still at the end is so much more work than a still picture
FUCK YES!!!! I have bee watching this channel for a decade, since 2007 when Ryan was making skits about The White Stripes on his channel. i can't wait for these new videos!! totally donating on patreon!!!
I can't believe Neil isn't using this channel for his own solo videos anymore. Everything has changed.
I'll never forget the treasure trove of videos on the vicious channel, I still quote them to this day. I'll donate when I can, but keep up the good work. I've always loved your style.
There are news outlets and philanthropists on RUclips. People who vlog about important things and share how you can easily save a child's life or save the planet earth. But at the end of the day it don't mean shit, cuz Neil is still the only channel I might ever consider using Patreon for.
I would donate a limb for more Ryan Creepypasta
love you guys and everything you make! I'll definitely become a patron and I can't even explain how excited I am at the prospect of a podcast.
Is this definitely a video?
It's GUARANTEED*!
No offense man, but from your profile picture you kinda look like the kevin in this video...you should probably change that shit yikes
this is the best news ive heard for a good while now. the boys are back in town
I just want more of Neil's spicy mixtapes tbh.
But this is cool too
Ahhh! I owe you guys so much for the happiness your videos brought me, time to pay up! 💕 Hoping the best for you and looking forward to the new videos!
jesus i missed you guys and your crazy shit
'Gotta Puke Movies' sounds like a good name Sony could use right now.
You guys are some of my favorite on RUclips. Heck yes I'll Patreon you
sounds like a company that would partner with Lightning Fast VCR Repair
I need the last 20 seconds looped with the full song repeating
Could this be it? The triumphant return of comedy to the interwebz?
I love your guys' channel. It's like a friendly MDE
Neil only hates SOME of the minorities.
nothing has changed? alright cool good to know i will still be overruled by the almighty Neil
glad to see the gang's back in action
are you shitting me neil. i am so excited
Neil, Kevin, Ryan for President 2020
Cool. I Subscribed to the Guaranteed Video Channel and stuff. I'm sure that 300$ stretch goal will be reached by the end of the day.
I sure do hope that this is a video.
Oh How I have missed you guys!
That ending felt very Devoriffic
O_O You should make a $10 a video tier, and viewers will get access to live streams of your everyday activities, eating, sleeping, and coordinates of your whereabouts at all times of the day. If google gets to collect all that information, you might as well capitalize on it. However, I think I'll settle for the $2 tier, and see where that takes me.
Neil I thought you were trapped inside a skull
Hell yes my guys, backing for sure.
Keep making those wacky zappy, guys!
welp, I know what video is getting the oscar for best score next year.
God I'll give you my Soul
I'm a big fan of both you guys and Million Dollar Extreme - was that a shoutout to them amongst the rejected brand names? If so, that's amazing!
No
Dang😅
Curse those coincidences, bringing my hopes up!
It's probably for the best that you & Million dollar extreme aren't interracting with eachother, you guys seem like you wouldn't get along too well (No offense intended there - MDE are kinda a polarizing bunch).
+Genocidal Genie Million Dollar Extreme can be funny, when it isn't trying to essentially be the RUclips version of Mein Kampf (Sam Hyde is a white nationalist).
Vatsala काली Jhaveri They've got some offensive humour but I wouldn't quite go that far
Am I the only one who thought the end-bit was a still until they started wobbling?
I always pictured Neel Cienega being a buff dude.
Kevin kinda looks like the new far cry villain flag and all.
go back to the days when Neil had longer hair
I'd say yeah, but he also wore fedoras in that period.
Neil has the mannerisms of Gary Johnson.
hyped!
Wow he's alive!
It's the holy trinity
In six years, when I'm done with my education and have a steady job, l guarantee* I'll be sending you money monthly!
Will we still see long form videos occasionally? The McDonald's card collector is one of my favorite things ever.
Yo Neil, we know you're reading these comments, so if you could release Mouth Moods on vinyl, we would all buy that.
Guys, we need to raise $50,000 to get Ryan to enroll into a clown college! They Guarantee* that they'll do it!
NOTHING HAS CHANGED
Hell yeah
Ah, goddamnit. I wish I wasn't broke. Maybe I'll contribute in a few months time. Sounds cool though.
Guaranteed* Nothing Has Changed.
This is great!
YAAAY! NOT ALL MY DREAMS ARE DEAD
MILLION DOLLAR production on the list of names ;)
I'm not sure if that was a shoutout or insult. If it's a shoutout, oh well. I guess that's another comedy show I like run by white supremacists. I oughta get used to that.
I'm still in!
Kevin and Ryan are back!!!
Is that a Homestar reference I detect?
1:29 Neil has the best deadpan in the biz.
Supported! $5!
They're so old now. Oh no... I'm so old now!
RE-UPLOAD WITH THE RIGHT FLAG
I like Kingston House of Video. Sounds local.
Will there be enough left over money to buy Ryan a razor for... just... all that hair...
Beautiful
yayers i hope you get all the funding you need you are all awesome
fantastic
I pledge to you my best wishes!
where can I get the music in this? especially need the very last tune
hey fellas where can i purchase that background tune?
Ah yeah, going back to the roots i see.
I'll ask my mom for some money so you guys better wait.
I wonder what happened
You didnt feed the patreon monster and mommy capitalism
Fortnite.
waiting for the bustin remake where it's all girls
Screams
I know it's trite, but, take my money.
Looks like I'm getting back on Patreon!
Fuck yeah!
Only if I can get physical VHS releases.
Hey, 'member New Kids on the Rock?? That was a classic. Whatever happened to Hollywood east??
Kevin Glass We made a new New Kids on the Rock episode in 2016, Computer Fighters! Definitely the best of the series.
I love you Neil!
Song from 0:29 to 0:47 is delightful. Is there a full version?
Neil is like my Daddy. If my daddy smoked crack and ate a lot of psychedelic mushrooms!! So, he's just like my daddy!!
YES COME BACK