For some reason the funniest part of the video is the intro. "Oh shi-" *Intro theme* "-Shit!" You gave the impression that you cut it off for censoring and then went through with it anyway. It's perfect.
Obsessed with how Job says "Remember me?" as though it's been a long time since they last saw him even though it's literally been seconds. Also how Neil's character says "I can't believe he's *finally* dead", which given the video's short time frame suggests that he'd already been wanting Job to die for some time beforehand
When I was a kid, starting from the age 4 or 5 and going for about 5 years, I had a recurring nightmare that a man made of electricity would come into my home and kill my parents. Thanks for bringing those memories back, guys. This was wonderful.
Lucas Stoltman "If you see plastic sheathed 12 or 14 gauge wire of dull silver instead of copper, it is aluminum, saith the LORD." And the LORD is American.
Neil...what the hell. I just discovered the lawn mowerman yesterday, and you put this out. You are truly one of a kind and are reading my thoughts. Thank u so much
Wait, still? Is it the reflection in Ryan's glasses at 2:39 ? Looks like some sort of 8 bit video game start screen, but I can't make out which one. Or maybe it's just a website and the border is just the white background?
Perhaps I need a more thorough study of The Bible. I don't remember that specific passage. Thank goodness I learned of it before I was caught in a similar situation.
You think this, Mr. Basement, Friend or Foe, etc, are inferior to the older skits? We're trying to keep them better looking than the usual low-fi RUclips stuff.
The thing I like most about Neil Cicierega is that he has never once produced any work of art that has not made me ask deep, penetrating questions of myself, the universe and existence itself. Such as: 1. What in the holy living fuck did I just watch? 2. What in the name of absolute fuckery was the media that I just consumed? 3. Explain to me in the name of motherfucking fuck what it is that my central nervous system just experienced? 4. Please, if you would be so kind as to remove my ignorance as to the nature of the audiovisual recording reproduced for me by various electronic gadgetry and experienced by my senses and processed by various lobes of my brain, could you please do that thing? 5. Did Nikola Tesla write the Bible?
I have no idea what I just watched, and I'm okay with that. Also, side note, I got "Lawnmower" from Dinosaurchestra stuck in my head after seeing the title. Thanks.
Neil you made my childhood way cooler than it was supposed to be. 'cooler', of course, is used subjectively. I am so glad you're still making us laugh almost 20 years later. Cheers to you guys!
Trivia: We were real embarrassed by how stupid the rough edit was without effects. We joked that this video felt as aimless as Ryan Turns Into a Dog, which was an intentionally dumb comedy skit that had a creepy horse in the background on occasion. The horse on the microwave clock was my nod to how silly this was.
A lot has happened in that kitchen...(a) The removal of the concept/idea/existence of basements and (b) a biblical miracle removing electromagnetic fields shaped in humanoid forms
3rd time watching and i still think the animations of job - definitely not kevin - however you guys made em, is the coolest thing ive seen in a youtube short.
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Just listened to your Mouth album.
Great stuff man.
One criticism though for this video...
... the echo man. You're better than this.
Roman Fox Which echo? The rough dialog recording at the start or the effect on the Bible verse line?
We didn't have a dedicated boom operator for this, but thanks to the Patreon's success we're going to try and have that base covered every time now.
wait where do lawn mowers figure into any of this
@@signifidelica2819 jobe controlled electromagnetic waves like a lawn-mower.
wow, that was some great special effects, almost believed you really owned a bible
thisisnotandrew lol
Top notch quality. It's what we expect from Guaranteed* Video videos.
thisisnotandrew legendary
It's only a model...
he is god
this sure is a weird ad for bible study
Celina Rafala if this Bible study does involve PlayStation VR headsets and turning into cool electric beasts, I'm fucking IN! WHERE DO I SIGN?
"Like a lawnmower" has got to be one of the funniest phrases I've heard
For some reason the funniest part of the video is the intro. "Oh shi-" *Intro theme* "-Shit!" You gave the impression that you cut it off for censoring and then went through with it anyway. It's perfect.
Dicey For me, the "Your ass is grass" is the best
That reminds me the final track of Mouth Moods
"This grass is taller than me, I'm gonna make poopourri, out of what left when I'm through... JUST DOING WHAT I GOTTA DO"
Jared MOWIN THE LAWN MOWIN THE LAWN
kochav rev it up good now, listen to the sound
+Clixon Rev it up take it on down take it all around town.
Jared good song
Obsessed with how Job says "Remember me?" as though it's been a long time since they last saw him even though it's literally been seconds. Also how Neil's character says "I can't believe he's *finally* dead", which given the video's short time frame suggests that he'd already been wanting Job to die for some time beforehand
I love how he's in no way whatsoever related to lawnmowers he's just a spicy zappy ghost
Its a reference to the movie The Lawnmower Man
Somehow, the fact that the microwave said 'HORSE' was the funniest part of this to me.
he can manipulate electro magnetic waves but will NEVER fuck with your game of parappa the rapper apparently
:fist bump:
just like a lawn mower
Never. Parappa the Rapper is sacred
When I was a kid, starting from the age 4 or 5 and going for about 5 years, I had a recurring nightmare that a man made of electricity would come into my home and kill my parents.
Thanks for bringing those memories back, guys. This was wonderful.
what the hell? If you're serious, you had some weird dreams as a kid... But then again, so did I...
How did they die
That wasn't a dream.
Your parents are Neil Cicierega and Ryan Murphy?
Your statement somehow sounds simultaneously sarcastic and genuine.
"And the LORD said unto Moses, behold, outlets in thy kitchen and thy bathroom shall be on separate GFCI circuits of 20 Amperes. Amen."
Amen.
we lift up our outlet protection in wet locations,
we lift them up to the lord.
Lucas Stoltman "If you see plastic sheathed 12 or 14 gauge wire of dull silver instead of copper, it is aluminum, saith the LORD."
And the LORD is American.
Nah, it's just a us english translation. You should check the original hebrew
hmm
Amen.
Still makes more sense than lawnmower man
Lawnmower Man was the stupidest story I've ever read in my entire life.
Which version? They're legally distinct.
mistaecco
I didn’t even know this video was parodying that until I saw this comment
@@WhaleManMan It's mentioned in the credits.
"I've never seen somebody so thoroughly dead before." Me when I look in the mirror.
me when I see my grandfather
prince philip
"Cabinet Man" but is about 2017
I was thinking that
Why does the microwave say HORSE
...horseman...
i mean its neil
why shouldn’t the microwave say horse?
I remember that passage from the Bible. Amazing
Another great video :)
Hey you're that guy that I vaguely know
Hey you're that guy I vaguely remember
YOU LIKE NEIL ???
Neil...what the hell. I just discovered the lawn mowerman yesterday, and you put this out. You are truly one of a kind and are reading my thoughts. Thank u so much
The delivery on “No, Job.” gets me every goddamn time
"Just like a lawnmower."
Yes
"Thou shalt not possess the powers of magnetism!"
*"The Bible!"*
We all know that relatable quote from the Bible
And now the lawn-mowing man can go around flirting with other people's moms much faster thanks to the power of the Bible!!!!!
*THE BIBBLE*
*YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?*
there are so many individual problems in the basic logic of this video that accumulate into something spectacular.
There's one final Easter Egg in this video left to be discovered.
Kevin J. James 0:43 It's actually a USB stick Neil is plugging into the wall socket
Is it HORSE?
Wait, still? Is it the reflection in Ryan's glasses at 2:39 ? Looks like some sort of 8 bit video game start screen, but I can't make out which one. Or maybe it's just a website and the border is just the white background?
It's been a whole year and I'm still not sure what you are talking about
Is it that Ryan's Bible is actually a Norroena Viking Edition, of which there are 650 copies? First horseman and now Norse, man?
That rotoscope Kevin rocked my world.
1:42
LAWN-MOWING MAN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE DOORKNOB
nice to see a reboot honor the original vision. also, equally terrifying.
Well to be fair, the only thing that you guys guaranteed was that this would be a video. And that, it was!
Perhaps I need a more thorough study of The Bible. I don't remember that specific passage. Thank goodness I learned of it before I was caught in a similar situation.
I'm glad you clarified the work you parodied is a legally discinct work from Stephen King's The Lawnmower Man
Nice animations!! Rip Kevin for the umpteenth time :'D he always dies in classy ways, I'm dumbstruck
I can't wait for those suggestions boxes at the end to be full of yummy video goodness
This is what happens when you let Mr. basement out of the basement
Can't wait for The Lawn-Mowing Man 2: Beyond Biblespace
I'm so glad you guys are now making more frequent videos! ^^
Yeah but the quantity / quality ratio is affected
You think this, Mr. Basement, Friend or Foe, etc, are inferior to the older skits? We're trying to keep them better looking than the usual low-fi RUclips stuff.
The quality is top shelf. I think someone just wanted to use "ratio" in a sentence.
The thing I like most about Neil Cicierega is that he has never once produced any work of art that has not made me ask deep, penetrating questions of myself, the universe and existence itself.
Such as:
1. What in the holy living fuck did I just watch?
2. What in the name of absolute fuckery was the media that I just consumed?
3. Explain to me in the name of motherfucking fuck what it is that my central nervous system just experienced?
4. Please, if you would be so kind as to remove my ignorance as to the nature of the audiovisual recording reproduced for me by various electronic gadgetry and experienced by my senses and processed by various lobes of my brain, could you please do that thing?
5. Did Nikola Tesla write the Bible?
Yeah
When Neil said "The bible", that got me pretty good.
This is the quality of gods.
The GUARANTEED* gods.
I have no idea what I just watched, and I'm okay with that.
Also, side note, I got "Lawnmower" from Dinosaurchestra stuck in my head after seeing the title. Thanks.
Neil you made my childhood way cooler than it was supposed to be.
'cooler', of course, is used subjectively.
I am so glad you're still making us laugh almost 20 years later. Cheers to you guys!
Through out this entire thing in the back of my head all i could hear was "mowen the lawn mowen the lawn" thanks neil
this was simply beautiful
Why does the microwave say horse?
Trivia: We were real embarrassed by how stupid the rough edit was without effects. We joked that this video felt as aimless as Ryan Turns Into a Dog, which was an intentionally dumb comedy skit that had a creepy horse in the background on occasion.
The horse on the microwave clock was my nod to how silly this was.
Wow, didn't even catch the similarity! Nice one dude.
Gave me a 'Slumber Party' vibe. LOVED IT
This video completely subverted my expectations at least 48 times.
always a ride when neil returns with a new video
"I've never seen someone so thoroghly dead before."
How is that not a meme?
Pureflix is making better stuff every minute.
So beautiful. So pure.
this seems like the elevator pitch for any pre lotr peter jackson filme
great work lads! Good start for the new endeavor! 😃
A lot has happened in that kitchen...(a) The removal of the concept/idea/existence of basements and (b) a biblical miracle removing electromagnetic fields shaped in humanoid forms
I want to eat this video as a hearty breakfast
"like a lawnmower!" can I have a word with you, boy?
Your videos always make me laugh genuine laughter..............guaranteed*
I always saw The Lawnmower Man VHS to rent at Blockbuster. Never rented it, but I can appreciate this video nonetheless.
always good energy
thanks :))
My favorite VR game: Parappa the Rapper. Finally managed to catch the game in the background.
I think we all waited for the video's correlation to the title, and I really just don't know what to say now after knowing.
A Lawn-Mower man parody in the year 2017. I did not expect that.
I own a PSVR and just read the Stephen King short. I couldn't help myself.
this gave me....Goosebumps....
This is fucking fantastic. Off to a great start with the patreon content.
This is infinitely better than the actual lawnmower man
That was awesome, great job guys!
I wonder why you like this video
The acting is ON POINT!
the nick jr sign in the corner is the best
Man I love drawn lightning effects.
I was expecting something else, but this was fine too 👍
Cabinet Man ain't got shit on Lawn-mowing Man
lmfao this is hilarious i love this so much i thought he might end up in the TV but this is way better
why did the microwave say HORSE on it LMAOO
The sequel to Cabinet Man, finally!
You're my favorite person, Neil.
the electricity animation is honestly awesome
Thanks! I spent days doing the frame-by-frame roto.
Damn... That was GOOOOOOD BOOOOIIII! KEEP ON MAKING STUFF LIKE THIS! :D
Lawnmower, rev it up good now
Lawnmower, listen to the sound
Lawnmower, rev it up take it on DOWN TAKE IT ALL AROUND TOWN
Ah, this reminds me of my favorite movie, Ultraviolet Light Man, who was invisible, just like ultraviolet light.
I give bonus points to this video for misuse of the term "electromagnetic waves"
“what you reading?”
“the bible”
“any good?”
“no”
haha i love the scooby doo shaking noise
3rd time watching and i still think the animations of job - definitely not kevin - however you guys made em, is the coolest thing ive seen in a youtube short.
Off to a fantastic start boys
Weird and amazing, as usual!
[music at start]
Oh, cool. Didn't know they finally put out Computer Fighters 2000's home release!
When's the Daxter Flaxter Memorial Edition coming?
Hahaha that "Horse" on the microwave xD
I'm glad sketch comedy is getting revived on RUclips.
I watched the movie earlier this year. It's so 90s and weird. Totally up your alley. :D
-Justin
Neil, those chrome glasses are fantastic!
LMAO great quality content. Better see you on trending
Oh my god I love this
2:26 he's playing the video game without looking at the screen
I'm on mobile and this video has a Nick jr logo at the bottom?!
that animation on the lawnmower man himself is really awesome
The overacting in this reads like a cartoon and I am loving it
Wow
Jobe really become a "Cyber god"
My favorite Nick Jr show
That rotoscoping tho xD
That rotoscoping! holy shi
*shit*
RUclips really gave me an ad for a lawnmower