Listening to Weird Japanese Yαoi ASMRs (ft. CDawgVA)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @noriakitty
    @noriakitty 4 года назад +5662

    "is he nutting or dying.." we will never know

    • @cora-nation7596
      @cora-nation7596 4 года назад +88

      \( ・_・) not today *satan*

    • @sdcfan555
      @sdcfan555 4 года назад +52

      probably both

    • @xiennta
      @xiennta 4 года назад +75

      @@sdcfan555 probs, since every yaoi audio the uke is always Nutting and dying.
      man, I exposed myself voluntarily

    • @sdcfan555
      @sdcfan555 4 года назад +15

      Ironicallysleepytoday 😳

    • @xiennta
      @xiennta 4 года назад +6

      @@sdcfan555 is fell into "the" hole...

  • @velvet1834
    @velvet1834 4 года назад +7172

    "Just two guys listening to gay people, nothing weird about that." - Connor
    Me: yea sure?

    • @VyriC
      @VyriC 4 года назад +144

      Wdym man thats totally normal

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates 4 года назад +49

      You know you do this with Kirishima or Shinsou don’t lie Kaminari

    • @mitsubabie4126
      @mitsubabie4126 4 года назад +15

      Denki Kaminari listen to the Pikachu

    • @badbitchbimbo
      @badbitchbimbo 4 года назад +6

      I read this while he said it

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 4 года назад +44

      I heard: *"Just 2 guys listening to gay p***, nothing weird about that*

  • @bruhdude1132
    @bruhdude1132 4 года назад +6687

    "Japan is a strange country."
    Yeah, I think everyone has established that.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 года назад +122

      Like are you okay Japan, is everything alright at home ?

    • @ohnoherewegoagain5819
      @ohnoherewegoagain5819 4 года назад +40

      It's damn good though.

    • @Fenrishidishi
      @Fenrishidishi 4 года назад +24

      2 dose of radiation can do some side effects

    • @koksu5692
      @koksu5692 4 года назад +40

      Japan is still ahead though, in terms of advancement. Japan is one of the most eccentric but technologically developed civilisations to ever exist.
      And that’s just in Asia. Singapore would be my fav.

    • @squidge4728
      @squidge4728 4 года назад +8

      And America isn’t 💀

  • @Rin-yq4fl
    @Rin-yq4fl 4 года назад +3057

    ᴡʜᴏ ɪs sᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴏ????!"
    I DIED LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @TobiLicuan98
    @TobiLicuan98 4 года назад +7986

    There's nothing odd here. Just two dudes listening to yaoi audios.

    • @del7ce
      @del7ce 4 года назад +53

      Tobi Licuan your pfp CHISELED AS FUCK.... FUCK IT LEVI

    • @komivica8855
      @komivica8855 4 года назад +68

      0 feet apart cause they're gaii

    • @silverwolfie9593
      @silverwolfie9593 4 года назад +16

      Tobi Licuan: like you profile pic I love Levi ❤️

    • @kubzscoutschan7376
      @kubzscoutschan7376 4 года назад +3

      aye I'm your 1000th like c:

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +17

      Bros being bros

  • @kaironical3237
    @kaironical3237 4 года назад +11657

    Joey: Compulsive laughter
    Connor: Visible confusion

    • @cucumberkitten9717
      @cucumberkitten9717 4 года назад +36

      Angel of Death I love your username

    • @l.rajnath959
      @l.rajnath959 4 года назад +8

      @@cucumberkitten9717 aka josef mengele

    • @mcdo301
      @mcdo301 4 года назад +19

      Zack?! What are you doing here??

    • @kaironical3237
      @kaironical3237 4 года назад +15

      @Onii- chan Hanako?! whats up my dude. Ray recommended me this yaoi thing and i gotta say its pretty interesting

    • @yourofficialotaku6181
      @yourofficialotaku6181 4 года назад +7

      Angel of Death i love your pfp and username :^D

  • @cinder8158
    @cinder8158 4 года назад +5136

    I'm dying!!!
    "24 minutes?! how long does it take to nut?!"
    "he's breastfeeding something?"

  • @potatosqwad1890
    @potatosqwad1890 4 года назад +4061

    Girls: I bet they’re talking about other girls!!
    Boys hanging out together: *Casually just watching yaoi stuff and dying of laughter*

    • @akibutnotanalt6173
      @akibutnotanalt6173 3 года назад +45

      If a boy I was with hung out with his friends this is what I assume they'd do

    • @neyuun7854
      @neyuun7854 3 года назад +23

      no homo tho

    • @onhx-h7g
      @onhx-h7g 3 года назад +57

      Guys: oh I bet those girls are talking about us hahahaha
      Me and my friends: *giggling psychopathically over Yaoi audios*

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 3 года назад +8

      @@onhx-h7g help, yep

    • @onhx-h7g
      @onhx-h7g 3 года назад +8

      @@bigclitenergy help? If that’s an offer for help I will gladly take it 😄

  • @lonelysimp519
    @lonelysimp519 4 года назад +3749

    "24 minutes?! How long does it take to nut like?!"
    - Connor 2020...

  • @shahar9452
    @shahar9452 4 года назад +2288

    her: he's probably out there cheating on me
    him:

  • @rumisanes
    @rumisanes 4 года назад +3092

    Just two dudes listening to yaoi asmr. 6 feet apart for 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔰.

    • @zon6158
      @zon6158 4 года назад +34

      lmao

    • @weenmaster8000
      @weenmaster8000 4 года назад +28

      I can't read the font but I'll like it

    • @akikomuzukashi4189
      @akikomuzukashi4189 4 года назад +33

      @@weenmaster8000 it says heath reasons

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 4 года назад +3

      @@weenmaster8000 もり

    • @weenmaster8000
      @weenmaster8000 4 года назад +7

      @@ADeeSHUPA yea, that's the kanji in my username... mori...

  • @g.m.c_chan6878
    @g.m.c_chan6878 4 года назад +4179

    *Mom walks in*
    Video: *moaning intensifying*
    Mom: Just lock the door next time ok?
    me: MOM NO ITS NOT-

    • @tangtang_514
      @tangtang_514 4 года назад +236

      I'm glad that I'm home alone

    • @sageivu
      @sageivu 4 года назад +390

      ur mom is cool, my mom is asian and i'd get a beating

    • @oliviag6407
      @oliviag6407 4 года назад +38

      I like your pfp

    • @dyaction6838
      @dyaction6838 4 года назад +109

      I am ✨𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝✨

    • @velvet1834
      @velvet1834 4 года назад +53

      This doesn't feel like a true story.

  • @jizaki5386
    @jizaki5386 4 года назад +9760

    Proof quarantine is slowly getting to everyone eventually

    • @yoruin5429
      @yoruin5429 4 года назад +46

      Hold up

    • @cait8510
      @cait8510 4 года назад +79

      Nah I think they just enjoy it

    • @yoruin5429
      @yoruin5429 4 года назад +28

      @@cait8510 nono just hold up a sec , how tf

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 года назад +17

      That is no quarantine going in. That is just the big one eyed snake. Who do you think was the voice actor.

    • @Limox09
      @Limox09 4 года назад +2

      Jizaki Not me I’m immune.

  • @PoolParty909
    @PoolParty909 4 года назад +2011

    Two grown up men are together listening to a man on man intercourse and not feel weird about it

    • @Psychooncrack8
      @Psychooncrack8 4 года назад +207

      The best way to tell that they're comfortable with their own sexualities. Not a lot of men in the world that are like that. 😂

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 4 года назад +18

      Lmao

    • @pwnwin
      @pwnwin 4 года назад +25

      I hope I can be THAT emotionally mature one day, lmao.

    • @pwnwin
      @pwnwin 4 года назад +12

      Psycho_on_crack8 don’t forget that a lot of times people are scared of what the other person/people would think as well. They don’t wanna look weird in other people’s eyes, even when they’re not doing anything wrong/weird

    • @despacitochungus3156
      @despacitochungus3156 4 года назад +2

      and joey has a girlfriend lmao

  • @cyb3rl1fe
    @cyb3rl1fe 4 года назад +3933

    Connor and Joey: **listening to that University student moan**
    The ad: LET'S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @jessahmad5529
      @jessahmad5529 4 года назад +95

      I got one for Nivea lotion😂

    • @jostorys7425
      @jostorys7425 4 года назад +14

      Niiice XD

    • @p80gamespeyton82
      @p80gamespeyton82 4 года назад +38

      Heyyyyyy, so it was monetized 🤣

    • @10karamel37
      @10karamel37 4 года назад +32

      my ad was like DiD yOU KNoW YoU cAn CHaNGe YOU r vOIce inREAL TIME

    • @Justallsmiles01
      @Justallsmiles01 4 года назад +9

      I didn't get any ads

  • @weebtrashtvt6657
    @weebtrashtvt6657 4 года назад +1341

    Joey and connor: listening to guy moans
    Joey: casually looks over at connor
    Connor: avoids eye contact😂

  • @にこニコ-c8w
    @にこニコ-c8w 4 года назад +3800

    The only thing uncomfortable about this is it’s not me listening to it alone, i have two guys judging me

    • @elitesaltacc
      @elitesaltacc 4 года назад +57

      wha- hahahaha

    • @an0ry233
      @an0ry233 4 года назад +19

      Ikr

    • @l.b.4660
      @l.b.4660 4 года назад +60

      No ActUAllY Its worse when ur watching it with two boys alone.. in the room.. If u know u know🤣

    • @にこニコ-c8w
      @にこニコ-c8w 4 года назад +25

      Chara dreamurr Ikizawa Live action ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @dikaijel7821
      @dikaijel7821 4 года назад +2

      Could relate😅😅

  • @Bloody_Polly
    @Bloody_Polly 4 года назад +7235

    2 bros, chilling in a studio, no feet apart because they are homiesexual.

  • @patrickyoung4001
    @patrickyoung4001 4 года назад +10807

    Joey’s actually putting himself through understanding everything while Connor is reacting based off of noises😂😂

    • @tokidoki3405
      @tokidoki3405 4 года назад +750

      the language may be japanese, but the squish is universal

    • @cesmeen
      @cesmeen 4 года назад +86

      @@tokidoki3405 LMAO

    • @cookie1271
      @cookie1271 4 года назад +156

      Felix Young it’s hilarious because I understand Japanese and some of the thing that was said in the Yaoi CD, I’m glad Joey didn’t translate it 😂

    • @joeymorangarza
      @joeymorangarza 4 года назад +48

      @@tokidoki3405 the squish and the squirt.
      oh wait, that's shojo, nevermind.

    • @Lotus201877
      @Lotus201877 4 года назад +9

      True friendship here xD

  • @piperwillows6803
    @piperwillows6803 4 года назад +921

    Joey: "Some girls that are into Yandere boys--"
    Me: *So....stockholm SINdrome--*

  • @v4ller13
    @v4ller13 4 года назад +1608

    Boy: "imma just hang out with my friend"
    Girl: "you're just gonna meet with other girls"
    Boy with his friend:

    • @neons.hairclip
      @neons.hairclip 4 года назад +10

      Hellloooo meee

    • @v4ller13
      @v4ller13 4 года назад +6

      @@neons.hairclip how ya doin?

    • @neons.hairclip
      @neons.hairclip 4 года назад +1

      @@v4ller13 I'm good wbu?

    • @v4ller13
      @v4ller13 4 года назад +1

      @@neons.hairclip im good too, im stuck in my box all day because of what's happening outside :

    • @neons.hairclip
      @neons.hairclip 4 года назад +2

      @@v4ller13 rip (._.) _/

  • @yamir7000
    @yamir7000 4 года назад +3118

    connor: "sounds like he's been stabbed"
    hmmm im pretty sure he was "stabbed"

    • @mmep6081
      @mmep6081 4 года назад +87

      (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @itz_dev8361
      @itz_dev8361 4 года назад +56

      "stabbed" but where?...
      don't answer this

    • @blankcrankgd7742
      @blankcrankgd7742 4 года назад +13

      YOU DID NOT... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @weenmaster8000
      @weenmaster8000 4 года назад +8

      @@re1ive456 UH- NO-

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 4 года назад

      @@weenmaster8000 もり

  • @zoobean994
    @zoobean994 4 года назад +4380

    Connor: what kind of person would enjoy this
    *sweating intensifies*

    • @mariab.6974
      @mariab.6974 4 года назад +57

      Sent From Outer Space I swear he said it as I read your comment!

    • @fluffypotaoyato_boys_lover8713
      @fluffypotaoyato_boys_lover8713 4 года назад +37

      Bro why did that happen to me like i felt weird then i started to sweat he said the it got even worst

    • @d3vilsnight.
      @d3vilsnight. 4 года назад +44

      I feel kinda called out XD

    • @witchoferiu689
      @witchoferiu689 4 года назад +18

      fucking same

    • @tuunaa
      @tuunaa 4 года назад +17

      that felt like a whole ass callout post for me- (°◇°;)

  • @kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472
    @kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472 4 года назад +382

    9:01 every headphone user: *looks behind them in fear*

    • @yuriayato9658
      @yuriayato9658 3 года назад +2

      Lol same

    • @Umi785
      @Umi785 3 года назад +23

      The sound was really clear and high quality tho lmao I felt like he was on my left

    • @godsfailedproject2805
      @godsfailedproject2805 3 года назад +4

      I have no headphones SO I AM DOING THIS OUTLOUD.

    • @sammiecheco6239
      @sammiecheco6239 3 года назад +15

      @@godsfailedproject2805 REST IN PEACE IF SOMEONE WALKS IN

    • @godsfailedproject2805
      @godsfailedproject2805 3 года назад +2

      @@sammiecheco6239 lmao somehow it didnt happen thank satan.

  • @zhaothesky
    @zhaothesky 4 года назад +577

    two bros chilling in a small room half a feet apart cuz they're watching something gay

  • @lyrimoon8165
    @lyrimoon8165 4 года назад +1854

    “That third guy looks like he has the coronavirus orrr” 💀💀💀

    • @RumorsG
      @RumorsG 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha lolz 👊😭💜btw a army wow fudnsisnsix

  • @macaroonlife4096
    @macaroonlife4096 4 года назад +872

    "There's no way I'm getting this monetized"
    *1 hour later*
    RUclips: Nah, I'm straight

    • @Tiyamaa
      @Tiyamaa 4 года назад

      JMooney Demonitized 😂🤣

    • @koksu5692
      @koksu5692 4 года назад +4

      RUclips is so politically correct. They have a law system that you would have to obey.
      if u break the copyright system then you will get demonetised. You have to earn a license or give credit, otherwise; you will get a strike.
      *_Consequences_*

  • @stefanelena8604
    @stefanelena8604 3 года назад +206

    "Is he c*mming or dying? I can't tell." -Connor, April 2020

  • @kindspirits7802
    @kindspirits7802 4 года назад +5771

    Joey:
    😬 -> 😳 -> 😂
    Connor:
    😬-> 😬-> 🤨

  • @elysia4824
    @elysia4824 4 года назад +4458

    "o-ochinchin"
    connor: i know that word

  • @daddiod
    @daddiod 4 года назад +1625

    me the entire time: “👂👁👃👁👂”*visible shaking*

    • @ilikefrenchfries8199
      @ilikefrenchfries8199 4 года назад +79

      I'm sitting on my bed like : 👁👄👁

    • @junokitty05
      @junokitty05 4 года назад +65

      I’m laying in bed like 📱👁O👁

    • @yesi.p9930
      @yesi.p9930 4 года назад +45

      I stood up to get some Bretzel sticks so it's like : 📱 🚪 👁👄👁🖐🥨

    • @illikakuldkepp818
      @illikakuldkepp818 4 года назад +5

      taelofi ɪɢʜᴛ ɪᴍᴍᴀ sᴍᴀʟʟ ɴᴇᴢᴜᴋᴏ ʀᴜɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ

    • @kaoriyang2918
      @kaoriyang2918 4 года назад +10

      Shook so hard your ear changed direction

  • @rigobertouwu
    @rigobertouwu 3 года назад +659

    I'm a fujoshi but I hated the first ASMR already. It feels icky listening to someone forced into smth. Consent is sexier. Also who tf likes old men sexual asmr.

    • @azimochaa
      @azimochaa 3 года назад +91

      Literally that plus the old man voice killed the entire mood and my night is now ruined 🙃🤏🏾

    • @neyuun7854
      @neyuun7854 3 года назад +58

      The old man moaning did not help whatsoever

    • @floating_mochi348
      @floating_mochi348 3 года назад +49

      You- you shouldn't be proud to be a fujoshi-

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 3 года назад +3

      @@azimochaa are you realy that upset about it?

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 3 года назад +11

      Well you know Japan and their romanticization of SH

  • @noodleboi3540
    @noodleboi3540 4 года назад +1643

    I can’t tell if they did this out of boredom or pure curiosity (HOLY SH*T THATS A LOT OF LIKES)

  • @mitsubabie4126
    @mitsubabie4126 4 года назад +7870

    Connor is pretending to be disgusted, we all know he likes it.

  • @moonboy8552
    @moonboy8552 4 года назад +969

    "Is this appealing to guys or girls?"
    Mate, I'm a straight male but wooo something's definitely rising

    • @nutella7162
      @nutella7162 4 года назад +156

      Appealing only to those who can withstand this level of second hand embarrasment lol

    • @maiden8123
      @maiden8123 4 года назад +225

      somethings rising and it aint jesus LMFAO

    • @Jaylio
      @Jaylio 4 года назад +149

      The rising level of your parents disappointment

    • @somayukihira9765
      @somayukihira9765 4 года назад +5

      Oh my..😂

    • @kentabuena5069
      @kentabuena5069 4 года назад +11

      Wait wha-

  • @ShotoTodoroki-jl8fi
    @ShotoTodoroki-jl8fi 4 года назад +2743

    Conner: who enjoys this??
    *me, a gay dude who loves anime*
    *sweating intensifies*

    • @iamabitsketchy_2004
      @iamabitsketchy_2004 4 года назад +46

      Shoto Todoroki SHOUTO LMFAO
      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @flying_solo7952
      @flying_solo7952 4 года назад +24

      Todoroki what you doing here?! XD

    • @Sammy00396
      @Sammy00396 4 года назад +24

      Omg gays-
      I mean guys Shoto is here having fun like LGBTQ+ @$$€$ would do
      Look at me for example
      I'm the B in this world
      And I have no complaints about it UwU
      But still-
      SHOTO YOU SHOULD BE WITH YOUR BROCCOLI

    • @flying_solo7952
      @flying_solo7952 4 года назад +7

      Inês Castro yes indeed shoto should

    • @Sammy00396
      @Sammy00396 4 года назад +6

      @@flying_solo7952 I know right

  • @mariagracia1064
    @mariagracia1064 4 года назад +704

    13:13 “Headphones recommended for this section”
    As if I ever would have enter this video without headphones

  • @hanon5538
    @hanon5538 4 года назад +652

    "just two guys listening to gay p---, nothing to worry about that"
    I died

    • @tamakiamajiki327
      @tamakiamajiki327 4 года назад

      Mhm

    • @avadrogo
      @avadrogo 4 года назад +1

      I swear that when I read your comment, I listened to that phrase. Jesus Christ xD

  • @acorpselyinginyourdriveway9403
    @acorpselyinginyourdriveway9403 4 года назад +4129

    *An old man moaning is not appealing*

    • @sumi_pp7
      @sumi_pp7 4 года назад +221

      wtf is wrong with that profile picture

    • @acorpselyinginyourdriveway9403
      @acorpselyinginyourdriveway9403 4 года назад +193

      I could ask the same thing

    • @yammymy
      @yammymy 4 года назад +108

      @@sumi_pp7 and the username too wtf no offense i just laughed LMAOOOO

    • @ezekielshorizon6
      @ezekielshorizon6 4 года назад +19

      Stop it please 😭

    • @shuum44
      @shuum44 4 года назад +12

      Ikr

  • @SuperPuffXD
    @SuperPuffXD 4 года назад +383

    "Headphones recommended for this section."
    Uh, only this section?

  • @FRIEDFISHPLZ
    @FRIEDFISHPLZ 4 года назад +2486

    These voice actors need a trophy for crossing these lines and being professional about it. I am legit imagining these guys in a booth and can’t.

    • @iamabitsketchy_2004
      @iamabitsketchy_2004 4 года назад +28

      Amini Naya me too
      Tell me about it

    • @ら星きらきら星
      @ら星きらきら星 3 года назад +45

      thank you!! whenever i listen to these kind of audios i always imagine them in a booth making the sounds and i somehow get embarrassed

  • @MsNarusakufan
    @MsNarusakufan 4 года назад +2046

    yaoi dude: *moans*
    My neck: *retreats into my shoulders*
    Also! You guys need to try some Diabolik Lovers Drama CDs. That's the kinky shit right there boi

  • @No-zh2ky
    @No-zh2ky 4 года назад +948

    How many brave people are watching this without headphones

  • @danatyy
    @danatyy 4 года назад +347

    I can confirm that this did not get age restricted.

  • @shiasudayo
    @shiasudayo 4 года назад +924

    Joey coughs:
    me: Sprays antibacterial all over my computer

    • @Mari-qe5jx
      @Mari-qe5jx 4 года назад +21

      CoRoNa TiMe

    • @tazutazu3577
      @tazutazu3577 4 года назад +12

      Remember to spray the keyboard and the speaker too

    • @thewoojiverse
      @thewoojiverse 4 года назад +4

      spray your eyes because u saw it. spray your ears as well

    • @blazing6472
      @blazing6472 4 года назад +2

      You mean anti virus

  • @eliezaarocena2775
    @eliezaarocena2775 4 года назад +1453

    “you want a guy to lock you up?” me: *sangwoo flasbacks*

    • @Iya205
      @Iya205 4 года назад +15

      Saaamme😂😂

    • @melissagreen714
      @melissagreen714 4 года назад +21

      Lol my first yaoi reading and I loved it

    • @klairy2437
      @klairy2437 4 года назад +2

      Gyuh-wool..

    • @hellovontrez
      @hellovontrez 4 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but same

    • @karenxick6826
      @karenxick6826 4 года назад +10

      Ah... That *best bad ending manhwa.* I love that comic

  • @jiraechoi7504
    @jiraechoi7504 4 года назад +811

    "Is he coming or dying I'm not sure." Connor 2k20

    • @abuchanan234
      @abuchanan234 3 года назад +2

      The incredulous “Who’s sucking who??” was my favorite 😂

  • @Deeeeeeee33333
    @Deeeeeeee33333 4 года назад +540

    Girls : "Hes probably cheating"
    What the boys are doing: "just listening to Yaoi audios"

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 3 года назад +24

      Boys: she's probably thinking about other men
      Girls: watching two grown men listen to yaoi audio

    • @Deeeeeeee33333
      @Deeeeeeee33333 3 года назад +5

      @@bigclitenergy haha nice

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 3 года назад +1

      @@Deeeeeeee33333 hey I'm a bit retarded and i can't tell but is that sarcasm

    • @Deeeeeeee33333
      @Deeeeeeee33333 3 года назад +1

      @@bigclitenergy nope its not

    • @mintpudding7908
      @mintpudding7908 3 года назад

      In Joey and Connor situation, Aki would just laugh at the bois lmaoo

  • @polarispien8072
    @polarispien8072 4 года назад +2630

    No one:
    Not even Aki:
    Joey:
    *"IS HE GETTING HIS 'D' S-ED??"*

    • @callmegiba
      @callmegiba 4 года назад +94

      He got his Nintendo D's-ed

    • @MrBalls-yv3br
      @MrBalls-yv3br 4 года назад +22

      *S U C C*

    • @Artiejet
      @Artiejet 4 года назад +1

      Insane fangirl.......nice name

    • @polarispien8072
      @polarispien8072 4 года назад

      @@Artiejet I am but a woman of culture

    • @Artiejet
      @Artiejet 4 года назад

      @@polarispien8072 oh ok

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +524

    If I were to make a serious statement for once, I would like say that Joey and Connor really work well together. I like videos where they're together. Getting Gigguk , Syd and Aki would be awesome too, just like the good ol' days.

    • @BreeLWarrior
      @BreeLWarrior 4 года назад +16

      Every video I watch, you're there! I've seen you like a hundred times, how are you? o(〃^▽^〃)o

    • @toxictrashcan5013
      @toxictrashcan5013 4 года назад +5

      You probably comment in every vid at youtube.

    • @nourielsbeloved1508
      @nourielsbeloved1508 4 года назад +5

      Your every where I'm convinced

    • @joelelenoir5956
      @joelelenoir5956 4 года назад

      @@BreeLWarrior hmmm

    • @evaa.3058
      @evaa.3058 4 года назад +4

      Here he is again.

  • @nika-yp4il
    @nika-yp4il 4 года назад +1217

    -Sound- : **Loud moans**
    _Connor and Joey_ : **Having a conversation**
    Me: *_HOW DO YALL HAVE A CONVERSATION WHILE LISTENING TO BL SOUNDS?!_*

  • @justaplantcellundergoingmi1627
    @justaplantcellundergoingmi1627 4 года назад +191

    What my mom thinks I am:
    .A proper student.
    .Studies and works diligently.
    .Reads educational books in my spare time.
    .A hardworking, ambitious and responsible contributor to society.
    .rELigOuS.
    What I actually watch at 3am alone in the room:

    • @catsnekos5002
      @catsnekos5002 3 года назад +2

      Relatable lol

    • @izzyiguess13
      @izzyiguess13 2 года назад

      me being one of the top of my class and expected to be watching clean stuff:
      me watching this:

  • @setsunahakanai
    @setsunahakanai 4 года назад +925

    **parents within near proximity*
    Me: You may not rest now, there are *PARENTS* nearby

    • @serena841
      @serena841 4 года назад +9

      Hakanai
      Best comment ever xD.

    • @setsunahakanai
      @setsunahakanai 4 года назад +6

      @@serena841 why thank you!

    • @xiennta
      @xiennta 4 года назад +6

      *scary*

    • @setsunahakanai
      @setsunahakanai 4 года назад +4

      @@xiennta spoopy certified
      (o゜▽゜)o☆

    • @trinkets6784
      @trinkets6784 4 года назад +3

      RUclips recommends this;
      Me; hmmm I’m listening
      Parents sit by me
      Sweating intestifys

  • @sixshion
    @sixshion 4 года назад +516

    I love how Joey understands every word and has to explain what's happening to connor

  • @Heblo
    @Heblo 4 года назад +482

    "Just two guys listening to gay people"
    Every guy watching this video: Am I a joke to you?

  • @samdoezzzstuff
    @samdoezzzstuff 3 года назад +200

    “I guess girls find that attractive”
    Me, a boy who finds it attractive: uh

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +621

    *"Professionallymade Yaoi ASMRs"*
    "Professional." Japan truly is way ahead of our current timeline

  • @dumdum3489
    @dumdum3489 4 года назад +859

    I feel like everyone who wasn't wearing earphones after seeing this in their recommndations grabbed one

    • @kaperjuice
      @kaperjuice 4 года назад +24

      For a sec I thought you were referring to your pfp-

    • @animegirlover2863
      @animegirlover2863 4 года назад +3

      I got my headphones 🎧

    • @auliaarsaandhiza6047
      @auliaarsaandhiza6047 4 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @KaiTheKidd
      @KaiTheKidd 4 года назад +17

      I am proudly listening without headhones, hoping nobody hears this. The levels of lazy i go to sometimes....

    • @heyhey7708
      @heyhey7708 4 года назад +5

      Watching this on tv but I locked my door 😂

  • @Greco-yo2ul
    @Greco-yo2ul 4 года назад +522

    Me hearing Japanese men noise's weird af
    My FBI agent: *I want to die*

    • @maricruzmartinez3930
      @maricruzmartinez3930 4 года назад +45

      Lmaooo my fbi agent must be tired of my weeb ass

    • @user-ub5te8tz3u
      @user-ub5te8tz3u 4 года назад +46

      What if your FBI agent is also a fan of yaoi?

    • @EthanDrawss
      @EthanDrawss 4 года назад +3

      @@MightyDantheman
      Ikr
      I think i killed about five now😂😂😂

  • @yohane-samaslittledemon5902
    @yohane-samaslittledemon5902 4 года назад +332

    I'm like 99% sure that the third one they listened to is voiced by Furukawa Makoto, who has voiced characters like Saitama from One Punch Man and Shirogane from Kaguya-sama. You're welcome.

    • @nom4481
      @nom4481 4 года назад +47

      NONONONONO WHY

    • @pepperraven225
      @pepperraven225 4 года назад +14

      I looked it up and it was a man named Furukawa Tetsuo who voiced in that one. Maybe he’s related to Furukawa Makoto and that’s why they sound similar?

    • @karinvasu3005
      @karinvasu3005 4 года назад +2

      oh no ur right....

    • @chimeridian
      @chimeridian 3 года назад

      @@pepperraven225 Could be a fake name

    • @neyuun7854
      @neyuun7854 3 года назад +4

      Not something I'd really wanna know

  • @Peacherriesz
    @Peacherriesz 4 года назад +924

    joe: *blurs connor's face in the beginning*
    the thumbnail: *shows connor's face*

    • @poison_ivy8183
      @poison_ivy8183 4 года назад +6

      That is what you call,
      Human logic😅😅

    • @georgiam.3957
      @georgiam.3957 4 года назад +5

      The title says his name

  • @hez8208
    @hez8208 4 года назад +359

    Joey: This isn't getting monetized
    RUclips: Yeah... about that..

  • @ManonLcz
    @ManonLcz 4 года назад +446

    "Is he coming or dying? I can't tell.." maybe both? Who knows! Peeps are into weird stuffs this days!

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 4 года назад +1

      The steamy time sounds
      deliver the tragic horror of violence better then normal voice acting

    • @di_ana906
      @di_ana906 4 года назад +1

      It’s scary that I’m finding you here Manon 👀

    • @callummurphy4431
      @callummurphy4431 4 года назад +1

      Yeah so scary

    • @floracent
      @floracent 4 года назад +1

      no, the uke is dying while coming

    • @izanagi5136
      @izanagi5136 4 года назад

      True

  • @victoriakim2494
    @victoriakim2494 4 года назад +92

    9:41 "There's no way you're getting this monetized"
    Well well well

  • @joyceaustria7847
    @joyceaustria7847 4 года назад +435

    I was waiting for Aki to walk in on them while watching this and she just silently back out and close the door. Haha

  • @ashes7282
    @ashes7282 4 года назад +293

    “How long does it take to nut?!”
    -Connor 2020

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 4 года назад +3

      It's the ever evolving question

    • @yeager825
      @yeager825 4 года назад +1

      24 min

    • @djemid
      @djemid 4 года назад

      サベージรɦμɓɦαɱツ૨σყ r/cursedcomments

  • @superrj22
    @superrj22 4 года назад +382

    I’m not even gonna question the title

  • @runayomozuki8494
    @runayomozuki8494 4 года назад +98

    He said "Sounds like Donkey Kong." I immediately started laughing and paused the video.

  • @alicep5718
    @alicep5718 4 года назад +729

    The anime man and "The yaoi man" making yaoi related content is a pure blessing. Bdw, there was no yaoi reading on Connor's channel for a while so... Um... Just saying.
    Edit: Our Lord and Saviour Connor did it a week after I posted this comment XD

    • @izanagi5136
      @izanagi5136 4 года назад +9

      Alice p he did just finish the audiobook

    • @alicep5718
      @alicep5718 4 года назад +5

      @@izanagi5136 I know, but I miss the old fashion way of going to bookwalker and reading something spicy XD

  • @clairetremblett4762
    @clairetremblett4762 4 года назад +739

    Nobody:
    My ads: “S0MEONES ATTACKING MY VILLAGE!!!!”

    • @cyb3rl1fe
      @cyb3rl1fe 4 года назад +10

      Mine was Raid Shadow Legends ONCE AGAIN

    • @ryton3
      @ryton3 4 года назад

      Oh god that adds

  • @The_Firevenus
    @The_Firevenus 4 года назад +812

    I'm screaming, _"Why are you guys doing this to yourself"_
    I can't stress it enough how much im dying while listen to this, good Lord why😂😂😂😂

    • @BS-jt6cj
      @BS-jt6cj 4 года назад +2

      I am having a headache

    • @raulhessel
      @raulhessel 4 года назад +7

      I have the feeling you are a viewer of cdawg and not of the anime man.

    • @penguinpanther4586
      @penguinpanther4586 4 года назад

      I'm so glad I'm wearing headphones

    • @LostNaniStudios
      @LostNaniStudios 4 года назад +1

      Says no body

    • @tina1061
      @tina1061 4 года назад +1

      Me: second hand embarrassment

  • @squipkechi
    @squipkechi 4 года назад +152

    Am,,,, am I the only one who was deeply uncomfortable by the first one I swear,,,,,,

  • @Shinlexia
    @Shinlexia 4 года назад +1041

    Quarantine has given us weebs a chance to evolve in mysterious ways....

  • @lovetomoe9890
    @lovetomoe9890 4 года назад +820

    I wanna hear Joey and Connor do their own Asmr Lol

  • @yesuui
    @yesuui 4 года назад +766

    “If we were ladies we’d be cooking our own bacon rn.” oMg 😭😭

    • @icyxel963
      @icyxel963 4 года назад +19

      Omg litterly when im reading your comment the part where he said that just play

    • @yesuui
      @yesuui 4 года назад +5

      axel LMAOO

    • @Pinkuchii-Pink
      @Pinkuchii-Pink 4 года назад +5

      What does that meant?

    • @Pinkuchii-Pink
      @Pinkuchii-Pink 4 года назад +5

      Okay now i get it, thank you! xD

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 4 года назад +6

      well he is not wrong---

  • @shotaaizawa8798
    @shotaaizawa8798 4 года назад +76

    “It’s sounds like someone cooking bacon.” -Connor

  • @polarispien8072
    @polarispien8072 4 года назад +437

    "not just regular yaoi asmr..."
    *"PROFESSIONALLY MADE JAPANESE YAOI ASMR"*
    Me: * -wheeze- * *MOM I FOUND MY DREAM JOB!*

    • @virtualarmageddon6232
      @virtualarmageddon6232 4 года назад +10

      @Joëlle Weetjewel you underestimate how deep some women's voices are, mine can go deep af lol naturally androgynous voice, a blessing and a curse

    • @sugawarasdog4592
      @sugawarasdog4592 4 года назад +4

      My teacher: Soo what do you want to do when you grow up?
      Me: IM GOING TO F*CKING VOICE YAOI FOR MONEYY!!
      My teacher: Whats yaoi?
      Me: TWO GUYS F-
      My friend: NOO NOPE, THATS ENOUGH!

  • @annachung4782
    @annachung4782 4 года назад +567

    This sounds like someone stuck in mud and he tried to get out, but he had to get his grandpa to pull you out....

    • @yumiamiyumi4181
      @yumiamiyumi4181 4 года назад +47

      Looks like gramps had to pull out something other than the uke-

    • @MillieDuu
      @MillieDuu 4 года назад +14

      @@yumiamiyumi4181 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @RubykonCubes3668
      @RubykonCubes3668 4 года назад +6

      BROOO 😂

    • @tiredsimp7892
      @tiredsimp7892 3 года назад +2

      How did you manage to make that wholesome?

    • @annachung4782
      @annachung4782 3 года назад +1

      @@tiredsimp7892 its called trying to make something super weird normal:")

  • @gladosmaincore8589
    @gladosmaincore8589 4 года назад +559

    The guy in the first one, sounds more like he's getting murdered or tortured than what it actually suppose to be XD

  • @abnormal_asian
    @abnormal_asian 4 года назад +62

    16:11 WOAH THERE CONNOR DID NOT EXPECT THAT-

  • @tonyismaster6889
    @tonyismaster6889 4 года назад +706

    I think the quarantine is getting to him... Not that I'm complaining...

    • @miraaa9495
      @miraaa9495 4 года назад +12

      I mean quarantine is getting to everyone I guess

    • @Jinx-iw6zb
      @Jinx-iw6zb 4 года назад +2

      Why haven't I changed?

    • @0l._.l0895
      @0l._.l0895 4 года назад +2

      We need to find people to like this so we can get their yaoi otome

    • @Mio_devious
      @Mio_devious 4 года назад +1

      WHY ARE YOU NOT COMPLAINING😂

    • @adonisremer6608
      @adonisremer6608 4 года назад

      I don't don't go outside has it is

  • @meanieeheart4236
    @meanieeheart4236 4 года назад +1219

    video: *Moans intensifies*
    ad: Random Yaoi manga about a male adopting a dog and it turning into a overly sexual man
    edit: Help now the DOG is being sexual...

    • @rooseycrush1770
      @rooseycrush1770 4 года назад +69

      I got that ad the other day and I was so fucking confused

    • @ngimhuiyue4994
      @ngimhuiyue4994 4 года назад +49

      ....it sounds like Wolf in The House LOLOLOL-

    • @Jay-ch1wy
      @Jay-ch1wy 4 года назад +19

      I get that ad every day and it’s annoying-

    • @yasminakhtar4499
      @yasminakhtar4499 4 года назад +8

      @@Jay-ch1wy 👁🐽👁

    • @mr_devilish
      @mr_devilish 4 года назад +15

      I get that ad everyday, watch the full thing, click on the link to get the producers 2 cents, because I fucking love lezhin

  • @alicep5718
    @alicep5718 4 года назад +1557

    Joey: "There can't be girls that are into this kind of yandere boys"
    Me: * slowly raises hand *

  • @thepuremotivemovement
    @thepuremotivemovement 4 года назад +67

    7:03
    "Whose sucking who"
    I was asking the same thing too.

  • @thatsray
    @thatsray 4 года назад +300

    the thing that surprises me the most is that this ain't even age restricted...
    ...yet

  • @kaironical3237
    @kaironical3237 4 года назад +501

    i feel like Joey secretly really wants to make an ASMR

    • @InuGirlYasha
      @InuGirlYasha 4 года назад +13

      Angel of Death he did make an ASMR akibento unboxing a couple years ago, and also said that he would probably never do another one.

    • @theweirdqueermentallyillki6571
      @theweirdqueermentallyillki6571 4 года назад +2

      Same

  • @plplkpok
    @plplkpok 4 года назад +88

    "He sounds like Donkey Kong" PLEASE DON'T PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD

  • @anushasan9452
    @anushasan9452 4 года назад +39

    In the last one when the guy came close to the ear and whispered smth i was laughing but at the same time i was shook and almost fell to the floor cause THE AUDIO WAS TOO GOOD AND HIS VOICE WAS TOO HOT THAT MOMENT REALLY GOT ME WEAK I DIDNT EXPECT THAT

  • @aishalama4214
    @aishalama4214 4 года назад +288

    Connor acting as if he’s never seen that sorta yaoi before👁👄👁

  • @elise2129
    @elise2129 4 года назад +155

    "Vigorously making bacon" will be a phrase with double meaning now

  • @martinkis6505
    @martinkis6505 4 года назад +204

    Girls sleepover : chatting about guys and stuff
    Boys sleepover :

    • @ccaffie1231
      @ccaffie1231 4 года назад +19

      *laughs in lesbian orgy*

    • @thegay3394
      @thegay3394 4 года назад +8

      You underestimate the powers of the asexuals and the lesbians (this is a joke please don’t-)

    • @gabrielasilva3561
      @gabrielasilva3561 4 года назад

      Girls are the ones actually listening to this stuff tho

    • @aether3863
      @aether3863 4 года назад +1

      This is 100% correct and 100% accurate

    • @alixthedog950
      @alixthedog950 4 года назад +1

      Girls: chatting about guys
      Boys: watching gays

  • @grayz_brne6703
    @grayz_brne6703 3 года назад +27

    Joey just casually describing and translating everything to Conner is just hilarious to me 🤣

  • @bisutowastaken
    @bisutowastaken 4 года назад +202

    Connor: He like Inspector Gadget, he can pull out many things
    ok...

    • @eliteedits4462
      @eliteedits4462 4 года назад +2

      Bro I thought we had the same profile pic when I glanced for a sec

  • @-aiden1915
    @-aiden1915 4 года назад +159

    I didn't realize I was connected to the speakers downstairs and not my headphones.
    I lived.

    • @nouraelmanfoukh857
      @nouraelmanfoukh857 3 года назад +2

      Congrats bro, I would've been dead if something like this happens to me

  • @flandrescarlet3273
    @flandrescarlet3273 4 года назад +397

    Guys he's officially gone crazy due to quarantine

  • @yartoonimewtv8100
    @yartoonimewtv8100 4 года назад +21

    DUDE THATS SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME IM ALONE WATHCING THIS AT 1 INTHE MORNING DURING QUARANTINE AND THESOUNF JUST CAME OUT OF THE RIGHT EAR BUD I JUMPED CAUSE I THOUGHT SOMEINE WAS BEHIND ME

  • @designereyeebags
    @designereyeebags 4 года назад +159

    I see everyone grabbing their headphones.

    • @Alex-eg6lo
      @Alex-eg6lo 4 года назад +7

      Senku Ishigami dont expose me like that-

    • @designereyeebags
      @designereyeebags 4 года назад +2

      @@Alex-eg6lo OK i won't.

    • @squidge4728
      @squidge4728 4 года назад +5

      Listen, I’m justified it’s 1am and I don’t live alone...

    • @keepuwu-ing7653
      @keepuwu-ing7653 4 года назад +4

      Im going headphone less

    • @felitzitasmay6257
      @felitzitasmay6257 4 года назад +1

      @@keepuwu-ing7653 madlad

  • @Annie-re7eq
    @Annie-re7eq 4 года назад +130

    the BLCD: chin-chin
    connor: i know THAT word

  • @millietwist8474
    @millietwist8474 4 года назад +173

    Connor is just me in my French listening exams: constant confusion while my french friend explains shit to me.

  • @youm3846
    @youm3846 4 года назад +73

    bruh it got more than 50k WE WANT THE JOJO YAOI ASMR