Testing out Japan's BIZARRE Λᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴛᴏʏꜱ (ft. Gigguk)
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- Опубликовано: 5 мар 2021
- An honest reaction/review to Japan's strangest and most unique toys... oh boy.
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Joey looks like a scientist inventing groundbreaking and revolutionary adult toys
For Academic Purposes, too.
Mysteriously, he looks like that Dr. Jelly person 🤔🤔
;p;
@@raphaelpulmano2212 The progression of the psychological knowledge
;)
Connor: *Rates every tea he can get in japan*
Joey: "Hey Garnt, wanna rate some s*x toy with me?"
A cultured man.
Sounds like a horrible fanfic
Garnt: *clears plans for the day* f*** yeah boi
Connor takes another L
Conner takes another L lol
This video earned a very rare LEGITIMATE “laugh out loud” rather than the standard nose exhale
LOL IKR \□/
i cant only smile like a dork because im in my art studio 😭😭
*them drinking the energy drink*
"This tastes like pineapple"
Me: oh honey that flavour isn't in there for you
😊😊😊🤣yup
Doesn't this also work for guys?
@@KooriGraywolf honestly I would’ve thought It works for both.
@@scaramouche6403 It does as far as I know
@@scaramouche6403 can you do the fandango?
"No, Mother, this is just a deodorant, a dumbell and my new bluetooth speaker"
Mother: Where did you get the speaker from?
Anyone who watched this: A youtuber recommended them
*Father enters the room*
Father: Aah yes, I see you saw that video too... They're good quality, aren't they?
@@yukitai9063 - I don't even have to ask, I see you are winning son, a true man of culture.
And some eggs
“Look it spins too, isn’t that neat?”
She’ll never question the eggs, unless you have to explain why you’re keeping them in your room.
Just two good mates sticking their fingers in Tenga fleshlights, sounds like a typical weekend.
When I was 7 I did that with my mates it was fun
;)
@@marinefordreviews7836 mates
@@marinefordreviews7836 Nostalgia huh
@@marinefordreviews7836 W I T H huh
19:04
Gigguk completly losing it while the other one casually explains that frickin monstrosity ist just hilarious as hell...
"The other one"
That heavy one at the end, after using that a while and then going back to a normal J.O. you'd be like Rock Lee when he takes the weights off. You could open the 8th gate.
Yeah i bought a FL and After i bit i couldnt release with my Hand. At all.
8 INNER GATES SECRET 9TH GATE! GATE OF COOMING!
"Sir, why are you buying all of these Adult Toys?"
Joey: "It's for charity"
''ah i see, got some man of culture inside of the charity i see.''
I'm really overthinking what he could use it for
@@saruul2775 ''wash some pole's
What Sydsnap has to go through every week
True investment
This video is more educational than I was expecting.
>
YOOOO ITS HOUSTON AYYYEEEEEE 😂
*It's also approved by a turtle* 👍
Hehe, omg.
Bruh my man is here
19:34 it's called the iron maiden. It was a torture device in medieval period :)
"I like your rubber egg on you bookshelf, it's cute :D"
"thanks..."
"Let's play some tenga"
"do you mean jenga?"
"did I stutter?"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*EVEN BETTER*
*NICE*
*IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA?!??!*
Kamimashita
To be honest... I’m kinda scared of finding out what the Patreon cut of this looks like
Lol, I have one heck of a shitty mind.😂😂
my mind is way too dirty-
It must be comedy gold!!
That would be an OnlyFans
They test them out for real
The workout weight tenga sounds like something Connor would buy in an attempt to minmax his entire life
I just finished reading a sad manga and needed something funny to watch to stop crying and now my tears are from laughing
Which manga?
@@st5hk378 One specific part of Full Moon O Sagashite
The amount of CO2 that I expelled from my system while watching this is unfathomable.
first
Haha, nice
@@jhaskdhkjdsl third
A basic man would have just written "lmfao".
You are a true man of science.
This is such a complex way of saying "video funny I lmaod hard"
If Joey gets 1 more persona, he'd star in a shin megami tensei game.
You mean sheen megoomi tensai?
Fax
or a... Persona game
@@kittykat5090 ... well yeah thats what he said
@@kittykat5090 The persona games are spin offs of shin megami tensei, hence shin megami tensei: persona
Gigguk: is in an adult toy video
Sydsnap: has an adult toy tier video
✨ *Goals* ✨
That shot with the rod and A BUNCH OF TISSUES ON THE TABLE .... *Cultured* 18:11
I just read the title as " Testing out Jojo's BIZZARRE Adult toys", and I couldn't stop laughing when I realized I had read it wrong.
I mean it does exist lol
Lmao
It means you gay
Same bro
You really *really* LOVE Jojo, don't you
I read the title as testing Jojo’s bizarre adult toys and was confused, shocked and excited
Glad I’m not the only one who read it wrong lol
Omg same
Wtf same broo
Same
Lmao I really am glad I wasn't alone either
I can't help but to imagine the scenario of being Joey's friend and him accidentally seeing you have a one-use tenga in your trash and him being like" .......I see you used the link~"
I really like how honest you guys are tbh
Connor: reviewing every ramen and tea
Joey and Gigguk: AdULt tOys
e
Men of culture😂.
Connor loves his vanilla 😌
@@Bisexualdragon4042 yep 😁
Let's not forget about the coffee!
I’m sure critikal would want this.
YEEEES now I want Charlie try some XD
well at least he's got the Splorch XD
Yes
I was just about to say that lol
Charlie has yet to break into the Japanese market. I'm sure he will at some point.
Is this hinting us with that trash taste guest we all wanted?
Those drinks are the equivalent of PP ups for your pokemon
Lmao😂 what did PP stand for in the pokemon case ?? I forgot 😅
I like to imagine a guy in tenga had to test out the product and then produce a full stats chart lmfao
8:54 that's one for the soundboard
True
oh hey man didnt expect to see you here
oi how are u here
🗿
I saw this before they got to it and was like, "What are they gonna say?"
Joey: There's no way this is gonna be monetized.
RUclips: .......I'll allow it
The wonder of RUclips also wtf why do this
NANI!?
It's educational, sex education and smart consumer shopping with product reviews
RUclips is just cultured
RUclips: "I am a merciful god."
This is quite possibly the most funny thing I’ve watched recently very entertaining
gonna need a complete in-depth tierlist
This is truly "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"...
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE THATS HELLA TRUE💀✋🏽
Can it be JoGa's Bizarre Adventure? (JoGa as in, Joey and Garnt)
Yes it's
It even has gyro
That's JoeyJoey's Bizaare Adventure....
The fact that this isn't age restricted is honestly surprising
It's even monetised
Well its most likely because of how he has written the lewd word. Its to avoid detection from the auto bot that has a compilation of words and combinations of words and it will just auto shut it down. The youtube personnel arent going around looking for it, so unless someone reports it then its most likely fine.
Yah
But if it was monetized that be mind-blowing
@@user-nv2it2rm2r from an earlier reply it said it was monetized is it not anymore?
Aki and Sydney would have had a rough time after how much energy the boys consumed here
7:50 Crackin' a cold one with the bois
*I don’t remember this episode of Bill Nye the Science guy*
The bill nye intro is a banger
@@ballsacksniffer420 facts
BILL BILL BILL BILL
@@0730bcorm BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
This is from the spin-off Bill Nye the Hentei Guy
Aki had her tentacle Christmas tree, Joey can have his Tenga Christmas tree
Why not combine both of those?
@@mat2468xk A man of culture
best of both worlds
@@rrsilva2001 *Adjusts my monocle.*
Ho ho, but of course~!
nice profile picture
08:35 that sound effect just made it sooo much more fun XDD 10/10 moment and video in general
OMG this was great!!!🤣🤣🤣 I learned more than I expected and laughed harder than I have in a long while. Thank you☺
Gigguk and Joey: testing out adult toys.
Cdawg: only both of you?
Cdawg: **Interesting**
Connor is busy training with plugs. Chris-senpai doesn't want any leaks.
I could actually hear Connor say that in my head.
@@hdcreyes oh
@@hdcreyes 😳
Is this because he didn't let them join his tea video?
“Japan’s Bizarre Adult Toys” has the same amount of syllables as JoJos Bizarre adventure
Hello fellow Majima profile picture
JoJos Bizarre Adult Toys
No
Yes
Joey's Bizzare Adventure.
Lol this was a fun video. I'll subscribe to the patreon next week 😂 I'm curious af now
The spiral one also comes with a drying rack so you can clean the inside out and the water will come out
"Is this what it like to jack into the Matrix?"
Geeze, Garnt was on fire for this one.
17:16
Dominatrix.
@@fsdds1488 domimatrix
feels like*
Connor: "Trying the HARDEST sport in Japan"
Joey: "And I took that culturally"
👍
I would imagine that a man removing his iron weight tenga, is like rock Lee removing his weights. Girls if you see a man with the last two toys treasure them.
youtubers: "if I say fuck my life is over"
them:
This video is a stroke of genius.
I see the pun there
Nice
This comment give me stroke
This comment is a stroke of genius.
You Beat me to it. 😏
We are reaching the level of degeneracy that was not possible before.
It was possible because Sydney lead the movement
You should check Sydney's channel. SydSnap.
Let's be honest. We all know Syd's gonna top this somehow.
@@erufailon4723 I mean, they still have to top Sydney's PotRT (Pussy of the Round Table)
@@CardSearcher911 It’s called SydSnap because she snaps close after it goes in, like a Venus Flytrap.
Missed opportunity with the tenga chocolates, they should've been one giant tenga shaped creme egg
Joey and Garnt: “tastes pineapple-y”
Cultured individuals: “oh that....y e a h “
Don't..
I wish I knew what this meant
They say pineapple makes it taste better. I don't particularly like the resuts, though. Personal preference.
@@Avery_37 plez give me Hu Tao
@@agirl1461 I'll do it for 28800 primogems
Gigguk, not knowing what Tenga Eggs are: "why are they selling eggs at the hardware store?"
me, KNOWING what Tenga Eggs are: "why are they selling sex toys at the hardware store?"
Me, not knowing what real eggs are:
Why are they selling sex toys at the supermarket?
i dont wanna like this comment its already at 69 likes 😂😂🤣
Me, not knowing what a hardware store is: why are they selling sex eggs?
Me, not knowing what sex is: Uh, mom? Pick me up. This is weird.
me not knowing what a knowing is:
why am i here
bro I think this is the video of yours that I laughed at the most. Thanks mate
"It can be a stress ball..."
Well, it'll certainly stress your balls, LOL
Connor: I tested every tea in Japan
Joey and Garnt: we tested 1% of TENGA's product
🤣🤣
I've actually tried every item on this video. Not sure if i should feel proud or ashamed lol
@@CrayonsYummyYummy so whats the best outta them?
@@r3zaful The regular tenga with the heating feature. Its the closest feeling to a vagina because of the warmth
Garnt: "We gotta do it for scientific purposes"
Me: "You know, I'm somewhat of a scientist myself"
Cultured as well, I see
Ah we meet again. You speak facts as always I see.
Am i early?
Agreed.
I'm back
Those jellies remind me of the Sclashjellies from Kamen Rider Build.
This was so much fun :D
Ok. Sydney and Aki have to do a women’s version of this.
Yess that would be fun
Upppp
aki onlyfans lololololol
OMG YESSS
Let’s get this noticed, cause this is hilarious
Ah yes, Dr. Henti, another one of the many Personas of Joey with the likes of The Anime Man, Dr. Jelly, Music Man, Vegeta Reviews 69, Henti Boi, The Side Character Best Friend, Mr TT, The Alliteration Man, That one australian dude from Trash Taste, and many more.
havent seen vegeta reviews 69 in ages
@@baldy117irl we need him to review Redo of a healer
"That one Australian guy on trash taste"
aka Joseph the Animation Male
Don't forget shady cicada
I really wanted to see the more unusual ones like the geo, crysta, 3D & flex.
17:45 about 3/4 minutes initially.... :D you get used to it after a while.
People who watch “ASMR” of these Tenga toys are sweating right now.
thanks for the recommendation
Just replying so I can get a link for the tenga asmr
@@winter2025 lmao
Wow i didnt even knew it existed
There is?!
"imagine trying that and going back to a normal [one]"
Sydney: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
Garnt is so fucked after saying that line
@@SUNTZUAcademy literally
I bet she can't do a 100rpm spin!
Iron Maiden?! HIME HAJIME ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE!
Oh no
Every time I get depressed I watch this video.
I heals me instantly.
I've once accidentally bought strawberry flavored lube instead of the standard variant. I didn't mind.
On a side note don't use oil-based lube for toys. Oil-based lube is more suited for human on human action so to speak.
Oil based isn't that bad
You can use oil based on silicone toys.
I'd recommend it more than water based since water based tends to get dry and clammy pretty quickly
Joey calls Garnt his best friend.
Connor just died.
Poor Connor. he was just pushed to the side like that..
You can have 2 best friends
@@thewhatever993 Lmao look at this guy who doesn't know what the word "best" means
@@alexshafer7374 definitely not me
@@alexshafer7374 Best doesn’t mean only one thing can be “best” You can have more then one best friend...
Connor: I tried every Japanese tea
Garnt and Joey: Testing Japanese adult toys
About the Tenga Night Charge, I remember a post saying this girl and her boyfriend did an experiment to see if different foods affected sperm taste. I’m not sure if it’s true, but if I remember correctly, pineapple tasted the best. And pizza tasted the worst. So I find it a funny coincidence the Tenga Night Charge tastes like pineapple
Interesting 🤔
I've never seen this channel before, and now I'm subbed due to only this video
I'm surprised Sydsnap wasn't involved in this at all.
Tenga is geared more for the male market
You know aki made them tried a booba onahole before right?
I'm sure Sydney is in the background
pretty sure this was syd's idea to begin with
When I first saw the title I first thought it was a sydsnap video
Not many people know that Dr Jelly also has a PhD in Tenga.
It's just a different type of jelly
Yeah, that's a Pretty Huge Di- I should stop
XD
Mw4
I’m glad I was able to watch this uncensored.
the extra cool one looks so good
I can only imagine the conversation Joey must have had with Garnt to get him on here 💀
Joey: yo Garnt, up for some culture?
Garnt: boi you know I'm always up for some culture.
that's pretty much it I'd assume.
;)
J: bro can you come here real quick?
G: why?
J: so, i got those fleslights-
G: you what
J: and i wanted to record a thing with you using em
G: y o u w h a t
@@taguulima6279 lol I can definitely hear this conversation 🤣🤣🤣
It wouldn't be that weird. Don't forget who's Grant's girlfriend.
sorry, did no one else's heart melt when joey called garnt his best friend so casually?
Cdawgva is somewhere sobbing. 👀
That’s so sweet :)
I replayed it so many times 😭❤️
Just came to the comments to search this one. Who said that a cultured video could not be wholesome as well? :)
time stamp
Everytime i see this vid float to my recommended i look at garnts face in the thumbnail and he looks like he was the one testing all of them back to back.
Joey: *carefully sticks fingers in Tenga*
Garnt: *DEEEEP*
You know you’ve reach true bromance when you test out adult toys with your homie and have a good laugh at it.
Preach. The amount of brotherhood level reached here! To see two friends laughing casually trying out this things is not that usual
I didn't knew that Dr. Jelly is also selling adult toys. nice.
well maybe he invents the tenga jelly drink... so he need to promote the other stuff too...
Dr.Henti's Bizarre Adventure
Where do you think he gets the ingredients.
@@maygorfungus9094 the question is, how do you think they make these 'protein jellies'?
@@LongXue I laughed longer at that than I'd normally admit.
I love how by simply using a font that youtube doesnt recognise, he can get away with this lol
I am quite surprised that this video didn't get age restricted nor demonetized..
When he said "test out" the toys I got scared ngl
😀📸
I feel yah.
But on the other hand, I want to see that gyroscope one in action.
I don't own a dick...
😂.
@@notareallin620 dont worry hole or stick doesnt matter, degeneracy have no bounds
You'd have to go to his patreon for that
“It tastes pineapple-y” GEE I WONDER WHY BOIS.
Hmmmm
Why?
Lmao
Hmmmmm
@Nexxol Nice save, I didn’t want to have to explain it to him 😂
Worth noting that some of the other products that the bois didn't go over (rightly so) are from Iroha. Tenga's branch of toys made by women for women that have some interesting products lined up like the one made up of apparently 98% water. In case the ladies out there were wondering whether or not Tenga did stuff for them as well.
4:35 the moment he said it feels the same
Connor: gets sick on Ramen.
Joey and Garnt:
At 12:59 Joey calls Garnt his best friend, Connor said "Well fuck you guys then, I'm gonna go drown my sorrow in Ramen"
Meow
I'm starting to think Connor's the most sane out of all of them
I feel like if anyone would need this it would be Connor
*flashbacks to his yaoi reads*
He probably already has them lol
Missed out XD
Savage
agreed
18:06 I'd be questioning if this scene was the thumbnail tho, taking it out of context is funny too
I can only imagine what Sydney and Aki were thinking watching this.
Halfway into the video, I paused and asked myself...
*"What am I doing here?"*
then I realized I was a degenerate.
Cultured individual *
420 likes les go
Join us.
Joey & garnt: *having a buffet of Tenga's Delicacy*
Aki & Sydney: (chuckles), we're in danger
Oh my god lmao
Sydney : that's basic stuff darling
@@AL-jg4pr "Shit, I down 5kg of that stuff per meal. Bring it on" -Syd, probably.
Just hide them all
No no, Garnt is the one in danger with Sydney
2:15 garnt literally sticked in 2 fingers💀
😂😂 this whole video is adult comedy, the last one had me dying laughing
The post nut clarity on this shit must be suicidal 😭😭😭
😂😂
Mw2
“I just fertilized a rubber egg... wtf am I doing with my life??”
XD
I can’t stop laughing at this comment holy shit
Their products are fantastic. I don't have any post nut regret
I was half expecting them to “actually test” the toys.
👀
I think it breaks even Patreon's ToF
please dont put those images in my mind
Same. Whats wrong with me
Testing tengas 2 feet apart cause we're not gay
I like to see Dr. Henti and Dr. Jelly review those MEN'S Charge thingamajigs.
"Hey bro, you wanna play Tenga?"
"You mean jenga?"
"No."
The weird fanfictions going to roll in with Joey as the "doctor" and Gigguk as uh... Patient..
oh god...
Oh no....
Nah Steve Handjobs goes to the Anime Doctor
If you thought about it, someone's already drawing it.
Every day we stray further from god-