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  • @cut
    @cut  6 лет назад +6384

    Follow the guessers on Instagram!
    Dae - @daeshikjr
    Karlos - @karlosdillard
    Rayne - @rayneereign
    Katalina - @katalinabiondi

    • @plantern1357
      @plantern1357 6 лет назад +79

      Cut omgg I can finally follow queen Rayne

    • @Innervibration
      @Innervibration 6 лет назад +123

      Hi! what about the contestants? can you tag them too?

    • @KarlosDillard
      @KarlosDillard 6 лет назад +9

      Thanks CUT ❤️

    • @r3ddw4rfomg23
      @r3ddw4rfomg23 6 лет назад +2

      Cut ruclips.net/video/_9fWVOfvXJ0/видео.html

    • @soundfreeks
      @soundfreeks 6 лет назад +4

      And our insta is @Soundfreeks and @kiara3758, @pineapplepatrick2

  • @o.lyandzberg2784
    @o.lyandzberg2784 3 года назад +5200

    I loved the exterminator guy, he looks so serious and stone-cold on the outside, but once you get to talk to him a little more, he cracks so many jokes with an absolutely serious face so they're like the funniest ever, he's just adorable

    • @gromplin
      @gromplin 3 года назад +152

      That’s how he lures in his targets 🌞

    • @soIzec
      @soIzec 3 года назад +173

      As a German, I can confirm that this is an effective method we use.

    • @lorenzoprejimmy2591
      @lorenzoprejimmy2591 3 года назад +38

      @@soIzec German humour hasn't been quite the same since the 1940s, has it?

    • @soIzec
      @soIzec 3 года назад +22

      @@lorenzoprejimmy2591 tragically, yes

    • @ismt9390
      @ismt9390 2 года назад +13

      He gave me Mike from Breaking Bad vibes.

  • @boxedbygen
    @boxedbygen 4 года назад +4565

    “I can tell you’ve killed some people”
    *smiles approvingly

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 года назад +51

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @searic3203
      @searic3203 3 года назад +46

      1 generation German as well lol

    • @jaredrioux2037
      @jaredrioux2037 2 года назад +4

      Who says something like that 😭

    • @ckevorkianxo
      @ckevorkianxo 2 года назад

      @Sam Playa CODM he literally said “everyone has a price” in response 🤣💯💯

  • @hmmmnope2455
    @hmmmnope2455 4 года назад +8136

    The elder German guy is secretly a hitman. "If it *walks* , crawls, or flies, we will kill it."
    That easily applies to humans as well.

  • @danyelleperez317
    @danyelleperez317 3 года назад +4932

    "its from when my wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage"
    "...woah"

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 года назад +39

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @Ichigo-dh9rd
      @Ichigo-dh9rd 3 года назад +7

      👁️👄👁️

    • @toadworks7
      @toadworks7 3 года назад

      @@KisukeUrahara2001 bruh..

    • @anthyman1
      @anthyman1 2 года назад +28

      I love how that answer makes it sound like he could be either super broke or really rich

    • @pigeoness22
      @pigeoness22 7 месяцев назад

      Nothing to be proud of, actually. It is not an accomplishment.

  • @peptopanang5292
    @peptopanang5292 5 лет назад +19094

    “Yeah I have the iPhone 9”
    Me: “I don’t think that’s right, try again”

    • @jackmahn7269
      @jackmahn7269 5 лет назад +682

      JuiceFNM I was looking but no one was talking bout it

    • @kuepids
      @kuepids 5 лет назад +58

      Lol

    • @Darekk69
      @Darekk69 5 лет назад +259

      Just iphone users in general.

    • @maisiebuckle3246
      @maisiebuckle3246 5 лет назад +479

      There ain’t an iPhone 9 mate

    • @peptopanang5292
      @peptopanang5292 5 лет назад +80

      Maisie Buckle exactly

  • @0oo087
    @0oo087 4 года назад +17462

    The "exterminator" is just a hitman with a sense of humor

    • @bartbart3832
      @bartbart3832 4 года назад +59

      Hahaha

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 4 года назад +281

      He is Agent 47 in another 50 years.

    • @joannafedjo3994
      @joannafedjo3994 4 года назад +421

      That guy is a retired military member in another video, now he's an exterminator, I'm fucking lost

    • @isabellgleiter6192
      @isabellgleiter6192 4 года назад +312

      @@joannafedjo3994 well he can be both

    • @andygarzia524
      @andygarzia524 4 года назад +22

      Jahim Uddin I’m pretty sure agent 47 can’t age

  • @bethhhhh
    @bethhhhh 3 года назад +4680

    shocked no one guessed she’s a hairdresser when she’s dressed like every single hairdresser i’ve ever seen

    • @jonathancruz9627
      @jonathancruz9627 3 года назад +86

      Right 😂😂 every Latina hair dresser looks exactly like her

    • @drewbewho
      @drewbewho 3 года назад +31

      In retrospect, yes😂 Why didn't i see it?
      But i was just hoping she was going to ask: who's Bill??

    • @cloudythoughts9242
      @cloudythoughts9242 3 года назад +3

      okay but is she not Danielle Nicolet tho?! They look the same!!

    • @HieuLHoang
      @HieuLHoang 3 года назад +1

      On mommas

    • @priyankajaiswal7756
      @priyankajaiswal7756 3 года назад

      Yes!

  • @dunduddy
    @dunduddy 3 года назад +2797

    The homeless guy hit different. Was addicted to drugs at 13 and homeless at 15. Took 17 years to get clean but finally did it and started a business. I will forever have respect for those who want to better their lives, especially those who come from the bottom.

    • @bhoumik911
      @bhoumik911 3 года назад +4

      wait who?/

    • @THUGLIFEML
      @THUGLIFEML 3 года назад +6

      @@bhoumik911 the second last guy who owns a IT corporation

    • @kingpower8134
      @kingpower8134 3 года назад +11

      Well you could only go up when you're rock bottom

    • @mr.visitor2947
      @mr.visitor2947 3 года назад +36

      Did I miss something? How the hell do you know all of that about him ?

    • @chickensadist7554
      @chickensadist7554 3 года назад +12

      @@mr.visitor2947 he was probably in a previous vid since they reuse peeps

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 5 лет назад +5095

    that old dude is kinda cool. german upbringing, stands like a soldier, says we will kill everything that crawls or flies etc. hes the most interesting of the bunch

  • @Murlak
    @Murlak 4 года назад +14520

    "i was raised by 1st generation germans, working is fun" felt that.

    • @Acidorest
      @Acidorest 4 года назад +426

      Felt my grandpa in that one

    • @doncarryone6542
      @doncarryone6542 4 года назад +317

      Kann ich jetzt nicht wirklich nachvollziehen ^^

    • @TheRealGanonKirby
      @TheRealGanonKirby 4 года назад +328

      @@doncarryone6542 then you're too young to understand. As a German myself, I really enjoy working, no joke. If it's something you wanted to do, you'll feel the same.

    • @doncarryone6542
      @doncarryone6542 4 года назад +126

      Du musst nicht auf Englisch antworten wenn wir beide deutsch sind, und ich denke sicherlich nicht dass ich zu jung bin. Und natürlich mag ich meinen Beruf auch, sonst hätte ich den falschen, aber ich habe durchaus noch ein Privatleben xd

    • @thatsMeXxxx
      @thatsMeXxxx 4 года назад +33

      @@TheRealGanonKirby Wow, bist du toll... Du bist ja so erwachsen.

  • @mspresidentsa4090
    @mspresidentsa4090 3 года назад +12462

    From homelessness to 150k - 200k, that's inspiring

    • @timothysullivan4759
      @timothysullivan4759 3 года назад +27

      @@anyexpat or Daniel Craig for that matter

    • @happylilwalnut9653
      @happylilwalnut9653 3 года назад +395

      Also got stabbed by his first wife along the way.

    • @dawgsout4free
      @dawgsout4free 3 года назад +205

      @@happylilwalnut9653 you forgot the "coke-induced rage"

    • @mspresidentsa4090
      @mspresidentsa4090 3 года назад +113

      @Brittan Beyl It just did though.

    • @mspresidentsa4090
      @mspresidentsa4090 3 года назад +56

      @Brittan Beyl Ofcourse. That is the reality of living in capitalistic system. Acknowledging his success does not nullify the importance of unequal society. It also does not do any harm to feed into anecdotes like his and feel inspired. There is a place and time and right here in the moment, it's the time appluad his resilience. We can have discourse about how ugly the world is literally every and any other time.

  • @shreyasmahendra6809
    @shreyasmahendra6809 3 года назад +453

    "was I right"
    "No"
    "What happened"
    "I'm not broke"
    Damn that cracked me up 😂

  • @joshsheridan323
    @joshsheridan323 5 лет назад +2671

    at 4:27 you can see the old guy get ptsd flashbacks when she says “you’ve definitely killed some people” my guy didn’t sign up for this

  • @hdog79273
    @hdog79273 6 лет назад +6173

    “My first wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage” *laughs*

    • @kayjay5340
      @kayjay5340 6 лет назад +95

      It's me, I'm the first wife 🤣🤣🤣

    • @willeshachatae9533
      @willeshachatae9533 6 лет назад +61

      his reaction tripped me out

    • @mmallowwxp
      @mmallowwxp 6 лет назад +70

      It’s true I was the rage

    • @VoxsPats
      @VoxsPats 6 лет назад +93

      It's true, I was the coke

    • @gakeon963
      @gakeon963 6 лет назад +42

      it's true, i was death

  • @Nonbinarymodel
    @Nonbinarymodel 5 лет назад +10888

    “This is from when my ex wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage”

  • @johnnysomething153
    @johnnysomething153 3 года назад +1346

    *Old person raised by first generation Germans*
    “You’ve killed some people.”

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 года назад +4

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @Eric-km9ip
      @Eric-km9ip 3 года назад +1

      She was annoying af

    • @tavla123
      @tavla123 Год назад +3

      @@leonametalian why did you reply this same thing to multiple comments

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon Год назад

      "No, but they did"

  • @kiwifit620
    @kiwifit620 4 года назад +9458

    I swear I see some of the rudest and most chill people on Cut. There's almost no in between.

    • @shelbycoleman7943
      @shelbycoleman7943 4 года назад +563

      @Frank Nil Woah there dude the racism JUMPED out. She wasn't labeling every successful woman a prostitute she was just having fun. Also being a sex worker is nothing to be ashamed of. Its a valid job. So take your racist head out of your racist ass and go educate yourself on common decency

    • @TheSilentCosmonaut
      @TheSilentCosmonaut 4 года назад +138

      This isnt much different to tv. Producers probably ask the people to be more savage for the camera. I work in tv and shit is so fake

    • @12323Michelle
      @12323Michelle 4 года назад +132

      Frank Nil I mean Rayne is in the sex industry (professional dominatrix) so she’s knows what the people like and she’s just supporting other women, like what if something goes wrong and they need quick cash? She’s confident in them so they can be confident enough to put themselves out there, but if that’s not what they want then so be it.

    • @danielb3381
      @danielb3381 4 года назад +25

      Shelby Coleman what did he say that was racist?

    • @trashbandit2449
      @trashbandit2449 4 года назад +24

      @@shelbycoleman7943 observing a person's color is racist...?

  • @maxnibert559
    @maxnibert559 4 года назад +3162

    "If it walks, crawls, or flies, we will kill it."

    • @cribird9263
      @cribird9263 4 года назад +73

      Max Nibert I walk, can crawl, still can’t fly.? Plz kill me.?

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 4 года назад +7

      @@cribird9263 lmao

    • @JJJ2_00
      @JJJ2_00 4 года назад +21

      Me tip toes away in caution

    • @REALANSHUMAN
      @REALANSHUMAN 4 года назад +5

      that was the ss motto back then

    • @claryi.3715
      @claryi.3715 4 года назад +2

      me: a human being who goes in and out of the airport-
      oh shit:

  • @misslady5645
    @misslady5645 5 лет назад +3781

    That man is a inspiration he use to be homeless and now he makes 150+ a year 🙌🏾

    • @whitecherryblossom9535
      @whitecherryblossom9535 5 лет назад +21

      Miss Lady Hamdulillah 🤲🏼

    • @Cesar-Avila
      @Cesar-Avila 5 лет назад +26

      oh my god i didnt even think about this. amazing. the 🐐🐐🐐

    • @elliew9464
      @elliew9464 5 лет назад +28

      Also almost got stabbed to death by his first wife, sooo there’s that

    • @elliew9464
      @elliew9464 5 лет назад +1

      Wesley Weaver can’t argue with that

    • @Rekickit
      @Rekickit 4 года назад +3

      I’m guessing he was always ok but his first wife fkd him over and he ended up homeless

  • @LilaMudbanana
    @LilaMudbanana 3 года назад +155

    The exterminator is literally the most sympathetic dude and also possibly a killer for the CIA

  • @jwas420
    @jwas420 6 лет назад +1952

    "Income? Thank god I thought I was guessing penis sizes" He got me there LOL

  • @marnylito7903
    @marnylito7903 4 года назад +4821

    The old German man is so lovely

    • @gabriel.cavalcante
      @gabriel.cavalcante 4 года назад +178

      Lovely but deadly 😅

    • @gabrielt6556
      @gabrielt6556 4 года назад +121

      I personally not gonna mess with this lovely man for sure.

    • @benschroering6464
      @benschroering6464 4 года назад +288

      He is the perfect example of German humor; so dry you think he might just be a sincere serial killer 😆

    • @Grozarter
      @Grozarter 4 года назад +85

      @@benschroering6464 Dry ass sarcasm and irony is pretty standard everywhere in germany lmao

    • @kaylamalinga5912
      @kaylamalinga5912 4 года назад +13

      He low-key scares me.

  • @edolla1542
    @edolla1542 4 года назад +8497

    He rich if he got that iPhone 9. Jeff Bezos doesn’t even have that yet.

  • @drewbewho
    @drewbewho 3 года назад +110

    The german humour was cool. Flew right over their heads a few times.
    "IT guy" was like all my university course mates rolled into one.

  • @titorz7078
    @titorz7078 6 лет назад +725

    ." my first wife tried to stab me to death in a coke rage"
    " oh "

  • @nnnnnnnnnina
    @nnnnnnnnnina 6 лет назад +5627

    "I can tell you've killed some people" omfg

    • @JustHANO
      @JustHANO 6 лет назад +267

      I died. Her and the asian guy didnt give no fuck. They were just trying to have fun

    • @heyhru5908
      @heyhru5908 6 лет назад +2

      Marina Rocha my names Marina too :D

    • @samanthaurbina1243
      @samanthaurbina1243 6 лет назад +2

      Marina Rocha frozen

    • @jamiebakers
      @jamiebakers 5 лет назад +66

      yea that was a little fucked up of her to say.

    • @kimberlycastro505
      @kimberlycastro505 5 лет назад

      Marina Rocha this part was playing when I was reading it

  • @michelyalba4364
    @michelyalba4364 5 лет назад +25484

    I knew the homeless guy was one of those rich IT guys that don’t like to dress up

    • @emilyda9043
      @emilyda9043 5 лет назад +1644

      SAME! Esp when he said he could wear that to work. Obviously owns his own shit, otherwise no boss would let u wear that. Not even mcdonalds

    • @lordofentropy
      @lordofentropy 5 лет назад +925

      I work in software, and that is like a standard "uniform" for so many dudes. I've known so many guys that literally only have grey shirts and black slacks in their closets lol. I knew he was tech immediately.

    • @andresdiaz2507
      @andresdiaz2507 5 лет назад +156

      lordofentropy Yep, Mark Zuckerberg and his gray shirts anyone?

    • @Jen-dg4tm
      @Jen-dg4tm 5 лет назад +83

      I thought he was a gamer.. So I'm gonna say I was little close

    • @marcosjimenez2793
      @marcosjimenez2793 5 лет назад +291

      That's how my uncle is. He wears basketball shorts and a plain white T. He makes over 300,000 a year as an accountant for oil companies. Works from home. But if you seen him out youd think he's homeless. Which he actually started out as. As a kid he lived in a baseball dugout.

  • @sahilbasera834
    @sahilbasera834 3 года назад +615

    Wow even hair dressers at Microsoft make 100k+.

    • @majime9877
      @majime9877 3 года назад +11

      more than their programmers

    • @creatorunknown6708
      @creatorunknown6708 3 года назад +7

      Thats 73 lakh per year in our country 😵

  • @noahphilip4837
    @noahphilip4837 5 лет назад +5672

    Guy : I have iPhone 9
    Apple wants to know your location

    • @vine-youwereagreatapp3488
      @vine-youwereagreatapp3488 5 лет назад +10

      Noah Philip but there is an iPhone 9 available in shops right now?

    • @noahphilip4837
      @noahphilip4837 5 лет назад +81

      Vine- You Were A Great App there’s no iPhone 9

    • @ingeniousdepression6436
      @ingeniousdepression6436 5 лет назад +2

      @@vine-youwereagreatapp3488 Yeah but the iphone xr wasn't out then

    • @Jacob-on9sz
      @Jacob-on9sz 5 лет назад +39

      and she said "do you have the 10 or the X?" when theyre the same thing

    • @mdisiz6234
      @mdisiz6234 5 лет назад +1

      haha it was probably given to him at work and he's not really into phones

  • @deepsockgalactic
    @deepsockgalactic 4 года назад +2246

    As soon as the homeless guy walked in, I knew he was an IT guy.

  • @noahsegui4430
    @noahsegui4430 4 года назад +5071

    The worst conversation I’ve ever heard=
    “What phone do you have?”
    “An iPhone”
    “The 10?”
    “Nope”
    “The X?”
    “Nope, I think the 9”
    (The x and the 10 is the same thing and the 9 doesn’t even exist) 😂

    • @samhopwood5002
      @samhopwood5002 4 года назад +60

      I would like this comment but it’s at 111 likes and i wouldn’t want to spoil it

    • @intergalacticweatherzone
      @intergalacticweatherzone 4 года назад +8

      But it "does"

    • @OzmaOfOzz
      @OzmaOfOzz 4 года назад +4

      @@samhopwood5002 i feel ya 😂🙏 i never do that either but i will like a decent comment that has 110 likes 😏

    • @welovemusic8542
      @welovemusic8542 4 года назад +3

      Ohhh yeah😂

    • @wisper654
      @wisper654 4 года назад +36

      And she’s a student for computer science, this fact threw me off 😂

  • @francia.v
    @francia.v 3 года назад +562

    “Everybody works four jobs at the end of this line” **rich people laugh the loudest

  • @ceciliagomes6990
    @ceciliagomes6990 4 года назад +2754

    Asian dude is pretty specific “10 grand a year.......... legally”

  • @briamonay
    @briamonay 6 лет назад +2118

    "Where my wife stab me half death to a cocaine-induced rage" 1:59
    *said as like something that happens an average *

    • @alishahamilton7632
      @alishahamilton7632 6 лет назад +11

      Dr.Phil's inner drag I LOVE your username😂😂

    • @tortilla6972
      @tortilla6972 6 лет назад +3

      lmao

    • @briamonay
      @briamonay 6 лет назад +1

      @@alishahamilton7632 thx chica

    • @kylebos6442
      @kylebos6442 6 лет назад

      And he makes 150k per year

    • @briamonay
      @briamonay 6 лет назад

      @@donaldalexander7666 aww tanks

  • @vanessaramsammy4587
    @vanessaramsammy4587 5 лет назад +3885

    "I make negative $14000 a year" I feel you sis

  • @Mayan_Hawaiian
    @Mayan_Hawaiian 3 года назад +170

    “My wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage” 😭😭😭

  • @Sarontes
    @Sarontes 5 лет назад +5174

    I was raised by first generation Germans .. work is fun
    Im dead LOL

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 4 года назад +73

      I was raised by 100% mediterranean people in a mediterranean culture in a mediterranean country.
      Work IS fun, as long as you are fortunate enough to be able to understand two things: what things do you want in life, and what do you enjoy doing that can be turned into an steady income wielding profession.
      Most people go the wrong way about choosing a carrer; they go for the highest paying thing, when sometimes they don't even need or want the money, then live miserable off-work lives because their profession sucks the life outta them.
      I've been there. Working my ass off for 130k yearly, slowly killing my off-work life, and didn't even use the money for no big things.
      Now I still work my ass off, but bc I like it, for almost 50k a year. I love what I do and my life is 10x better, and I even have the energy to do more with my free time.

    • @Lea-dq2uy
      @Lea-dq2uy 4 года назад +46

      I'm German and work is definitely not fun😂 Unless you love your job and colleagues

    • @greenwitch5298
      @greenwitch5298 4 года назад +43

      I'm German too and work is definitely fun, if you choose the right career for you ! ;-)

    • @Sarontes
      @Sarontes 4 года назад +24

      i'm born and raised in germany and he is kinda right though ..

    • @sklaus4141
      @sklaus4141 4 года назад +13

      Yeah German as well and if you choose to do something you like and even if it doesn’t bring a high income with it you can have fun

  • @shravya7102
    @shravya7102 5 лет назад +4735

    Next time my teacher asks me what I wanna be
    Me: Hairdresser at Microsoft

    • @manojkumarKalagara
      @manojkumarKalagara 5 лет назад +54

      First, Go n do your god damn homework girl.

    • @willp9392
      @willp9392 5 лет назад +5

      MANOJ boi

    • @Ciara_-jl1yi
      @Ciara_-jl1yi 5 лет назад +10

      Shravya Shetty reading this comment made me wheeze 😂

    • @Jay.Laurent
      @Jay.Laurent 5 лет назад +6

      LOOOOL 😂 Career counsellors seriously need to put that on the list now.

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 4 года назад +4

      Boggles ther mind why a computer company needs an in-house hairdresser?! And that's before you get to the salary!

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 5 лет назад +2251

    exterminator: "If it Walks, crawls, and fly's we will kill it."
    How much for my ex then?

  • @brendanmcpike184
    @brendanmcpike184 3 года назад +67

    That asain guy would be a great bartender lmaooo

  • @minimashimallow
    @minimashimallow 6 лет назад +1506

    Omg I love the exterminator man he looked so serious and intimidating but he's actually such a silly man what a delight

    • @BL00DRIDER
      @BL00DRIDER 6 лет назад +7

      hes a hardened marine

    • @crptc5707
      @crptc5707 6 лет назад +7

      Imagine how everybody reacts if he answered 'I work at Auschwitz' lol

    • @irshadzahidi2130
      @irshadzahidi2130 6 лет назад +3

      Dwight Schrute’s father

    • @jodyjansa3207
      @jodyjansa3207 6 лет назад +11

      He’s my favorite type of person. The gruff looking old man that’s actually just a big child.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 6 лет назад +1

      Fibry Halla Fanani woah really?

  • @eashalom12
    @eashalom12 4 года назад +2086

    IT guy is probably the most successful of the lot, since his salary is actually only a fraction of his corporation's revenue

    • @ryanlieblein3822
      @ryanlieblein3822 4 года назад +6

      stfu

    • @dannelle17
      @dannelle17 4 года назад +30

      Exactly. And you could tell that he was pissed that he wasn’t at the end....

    • @90AlmostFamous
      @90AlmostFamous 4 года назад +108

      Yea beaten by life coach, I’d be pissed too

    • @dantan1249
      @dantan1249 3 года назад +14

      @@90AlmostFamous I wouldn’t be surprised if she has an even wealthier husband.

    • @Aiibh
      @Aiibh 2 года назад +2

      @@dantan1249 she's pretty asf. But i do know first hand how much life coaches make and she's a buisness coach too.

  • @levi-dh9fu
    @levi-dh9fu 5 лет назад +4674

    Honestly I like the old guy he's pretty funny

    • @zainalabdulla781
      @zainalabdulla781 5 лет назад +77

      He really is.. and also seemed respectful :)
      Cheers.

    • @AC-ro2rj
      @AC-ro2rj 5 лет назад +90

      "work is fun."

    • @AliCe-fk9ty
      @AliCe-fk9ty 5 лет назад +134

      German humour

    • @MoistOnYoutube
      @MoistOnYoutube 5 лет назад +7

      Neo nazi is all charming as ever

    • @anon877
      @anon877 5 лет назад +84

      @@MoistOnRUclips just because hes German doesnt mean he's a neo Nazi

  • @r4____377
    @r4____377 3 года назад +58

    Fairplay to the student guy he’s in college making 25K a year most students are broke or borrowing money and he’s still studying probably for a high end career soon he will be at the top of the line smart guy 👏

  • @lorddashdonalddappington2653
    @lorddashdonalddappington2653 4 года назад +3949

    "wow everybody's working 4 jobs on *this* end of the line"
    Preach.

    • @poisonspiders2300
      @poisonspiders2300 4 года назад +115

      Yet there was a guy who was homeless and now makes 100k+

    • @issaazrael8404
      @issaazrael8404 4 года назад +11

      @@poisonspiders2300 Luck

    • @lisaeadesauthorandartist
      @lisaeadesauthorandartist 4 года назад +88

      @@issaazrael8404 that's not luck. He owns a business. If you have a good idea with great business structure then you can do it :) even if it's a trade like plumbing or electrician they can make a lot owning their own business.

    • @Gaddo_
      @Gaddo_ 4 года назад +27

      Issa Azrael Lazy people put others fortune down to “luck”

    • @dimaisatree
      @dimaisatree 4 года назад +13

      That’s what it takes to become successful.
      “Average work effort = average results”
      Just look at Elon Musk, that man literally slept in his office office. Worked 100 hours a week meanwhile most people complain when they have to stay an extra hour at work and then those same people complain about the more successful people.

  • @bbloodyangel1
    @bbloodyangel1 6 лет назад +4559

    *what's this tattoo?*
    "Oh just a memory of when my first wife tried to stab me to death"
    *crickets*

    • @PetrHerold
      @PetrHerold 6 лет назад +116

      That's why you should never ask people about the meaning of their tattoo. :D

    • @KHR327fan
      @KHR327fan 6 лет назад +24

      i choked

    • @justanotherperson05
      @justanotherperson05 6 лет назад +142

      In a coke induced rage. Can't forget that bit.

    • @11coolerick
      @11coolerick 6 лет назад +16

      Sounds like love to me...

    • @armoredwelder6677
      @armoredwelder6677 6 лет назад +1

      Check it out! ruclips.net/video/Q7yMo9Qfaig/видео.html

  • @jeonboi1009
    @jeonboi1009 6 лет назад +543

    I knew the blonde girl would be one of the higher earning ones. Her clothes are casual but seems good quality. She looks relaxed and confident. She didn’t feed the need to wear all the flashy clothes and jewellery on her.

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 6 лет назад +43

      that's fair but if i were rich i'd be dressed the fuck up not because i'm trying to impress people, but because I love fashion. i fuckin love fashion and expressing myself that way. it would be naive to assume that someone who dresses is up is solely doing it to impress others! :)

    • @Ilovegagaification
      @Ilovegagaification 6 лет назад +62

      As soon as she said she got her shirt from Nordstrom I knew she had money

    • @teancoffee208
      @teancoffee208 6 лет назад +22

      I always find it fun to look at all the subtle signs of a person's wealth. Im not rich at all (genuinely the opposite), but I come into contact with rich people all the time at both of my jobs. Most of them try to dress down, but there's one thing that no one can escape: the lure of quality. If you can afford a quality product, you will get that product. It also shows in how well kept a persons appearance is- their hair, nails, teeth, skin, etc.

    • @kakashi99908
      @kakashi99908 6 лет назад +3

      She gives off some what of a unnatural amount of self confidence. Like she knows she makes a lot but she isn't rich

    • @gigi_monster
      @gigi_monster 6 лет назад

      Hey it’s jungkook

  • @adisdip4657
    @adisdip4657 3 года назад +36

    “Do you wear this to work?”
    “Yes.”
    “So you get to wear this to work?”

  • @GabrielK098
    @GabrielK098 5 лет назад +739

    "If it walks, crawls or flies, we will kill it!" that one sentence had me rolling.

    • @arcer4524
      @arcer4524 5 лет назад

      Humans walk (scared) .

  • @coffee357
    @coffee357 5 лет назад +3219

    When a guy comes in and says he works for fun- you know he’s German

  • @cantbeatthebay4765
    @cantbeatthebay4765 6 лет назад +1020

    "Oh, that? Yeah, I got it after my wife stabbed me in a cocaine induced RAGE."
    BROOOOO WHAT THE FUUUUK

    • @yourmother8016
      @yourmother8016 6 лет назад +4

      He said "when she tried to stab me"

    • @royalidols1783
      @royalidols1783 5 лет назад +3

      Lewis シ yup totally doesn’t seem that fucked up now wow

  • @nayagaraphopho3946
    @nayagaraphopho3946 3 года назад +69

    That boy at the age of 20: make 20k a year
    Me at 20: borrow money from parents to hangout with friends

    • @dantan1249
      @dantan1249 3 года назад

      That’s not bad. At least your parents seem useful. Having to pay for everything yourself is what would leave you struggling or broke.

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 6 лет назад +18165

    "It's a 9"
    _"Oh ok so new-ish"_
    They have no idea that's not even real

  • @lisbeth5642
    @lisbeth5642 6 лет назад +955

    "When you get down from school?"
    -8 years from now
    "Damn that's forever"
    -Mhmh
    Trueeee

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 6 лет назад +2

      It's because she's not a full time student. It usually takes 4 years to be a BSN.

    • @blvckmansa1432
      @blvckmansa1432 6 лет назад +3

      Salmo Ali I think she going for a nurse practitioner position bsn make only 60k -90k depending where you live

  • @sparx1417
    @sparx1417 5 лет назад +13650

    Anyone gonna realized that the guy said he has a iPhone 9😂

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 3 года назад +21

    i love dae’s vibes, he’s just trying to have fun with it

  • @meganporter2280
    @meganporter2280 6 лет назад +2962

    "I was raised by first generation Germans...work is fun." 😂

    • @TimonundPumba100
      @TimonundPumba100 6 лет назад +5

      ehrlivh?

    • @mudflap2020
      @mudflap2020 6 лет назад +74

      She was like do you exterminate people 😂 I was weak

    • @03ey86
      @03ey86 6 лет назад +3

      @@saumyasaurav159 Dafuq? Go Educate yourself ignorant fuck

    • @samtaylor9714
      @samtaylor9714 6 лет назад +29

      "If it walks, crawls or flies... we will kill it." XD sounds about right

    • @charlotter1312
      @charlotter1312 6 лет назад +18

      I'm from Germany. So yes work is fun

  • @Damagic1
    @Damagic1 5 лет назад +3350

    Who else feels bad for the exterminator he seemed nice but they seemed kinda rude and mean to him just cause he is not like a peoples person

    • @reconquista7189
      @reconquista7189 5 лет назад +211

      AssasionKillerXl AssasionKillerXl i Love him, he‘s a real Prototype of a Grandfather i want to have to scare my friends

    • @Sonia-jk7lf
      @Sonia-jk7lf 5 лет назад +210

      I love him too. He gives off a pleasant vibe. I hope he's having a happy life.

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 5 лет назад +133

      4:00
      He is just a classic german, let me tell you that.

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 5 лет назад +63

      @@Sonia-jk7lf same seems he works hard everday to be paid little and not really have a life

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe he has good coworkers, if he aint he should try to talk more everyday to help him

  • @benlevy5585
    @benlevy5585 5 лет назад +2474

    The Asian guy with the man bun is hilarious:
    Whispers: *"wHy DiD hE dO tHaT?"*

  • @lauragage2930
    @lauragage2930 3 года назад +23

    I really like the life coach girl, very down to earth and real! way to go girl!

  • @SaulOjeda
    @SaulOjeda 4 года назад +3795

    I love how guys in tech can look like homeless and make the most

    • @fredgalaxy7632
      @fredgalaxy7632 4 года назад +55

      Make notes act broke

    • @Thriftxxxx
      @Thriftxxxx 4 года назад +7

      Fred Galaxy take notes??

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd 3 года назад +8

      That was always my aspirations and now the job exists.

    • @badtruebusiness3947
      @badtruebusiness3947 3 года назад +7

      It's called overpaid - the value they bring and effort they put in, vs the amount salary paid out ... not equal

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd 3 года назад +56

      @@badtruebusiness3947 jelly

  • @Mexicobeanpole
    @Mexicobeanpole 4 года назад +1431

    The older gentleman was the most interesting person there.

  • @allisonmorgan6912
    @allisonmorgan6912 6 лет назад +603

    2:00 "My wife tried to stab me to death"
    he said that so casually though

    • @sunryzen6025
      @sunryzen6025 6 лет назад +3

      His FIRST wife.

    • @lawbailey
      @lawbailey 6 лет назад +3

      Wesley Weaver please give us a really brief summary of it

    • @morphz
      @morphz 6 лет назад +1

      Wesley Weaver Please tell us about it

    • @TheMidwestJess
      @TheMidwestJess 6 лет назад

      @Wesley Weaver does the look on people'd faces ever get old?

    • @TheOrangeSunsetGaming
      @TheOrangeSunsetGaming 6 лет назад +3

      Dude has probably told hundreds of people the same story and just kind of brushes it off now. *"Ugh, yeah, some crazy bitch tried to stab me"*

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 3 года назад +16

    9:25 when the old man said he’s an exterminator, that was the moment he became Heisenberg.

  • @avotecast
    @avotecast 6 лет назад +4981

    As soon as dude said his wife tried to stab him to death in a coke induced rage, I knew he was rich. Only rich people do coke. Lmaoo

    • @mister_bush
      @mister_bush 6 лет назад +36

      Nah

    • @rest8701
      @rest8701 6 лет назад +86

      So not true. Oh, and btw, people get BROKE from doing coke

    • @avotecast
      @avotecast 6 лет назад +93

      @@rest8701 🙄 it was a joke

    • @666m111
      @666m111 6 лет назад +10

      Lots of poor people also do coke, it is massive in my city with the lower wage groups.

    • @666m111
      @666m111 6 лет назад +7

      @Benjamin King She clearly said "Only rich people do coke"
      That is not the case, not by a long shot.
      Coke is the main drug in the UK, along with weed and MDMA.
      There are others but brown and crack, along with meth in most places, are looked upon as scummy.
      Admittedly, this differs by what area you live in. I am talking about the West Midlands.

  • @americanenigma_5108
    @americanenigma_5108 6 лет назад +793

    That IT guy who said “ yeah that’s my work clothes “ I was hoping he would be top of the rich line

    • @chriselias3881
      @chriselias3881 6 лет назад +6

      He is I don't know why they put the girl at the end she makes 129k

    • @silentbeatsxc1066
      @silentbeatsxc1066 6 лет назад +36

      Your math is off my dude. The lowest she makes with the amount she gave puts her at 180k.

    • @jeremechia9121
      @jeremechia9121 6 лет назад

      once he starts him company he prob would

    • @Pacolad
      @Pacolad 6 лет назад +3

      American Enigma _ I thought right away he might be a developer or in IT

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 6 лет назад +5

      ceg 2009 ? 15-20k a month is like 180-240k a year

  • @barbieandguns7294
    @barbieandguns7294 3 года назад +72

    I love the oldest man’s charisma. He’s classic.

  • @blaisethompson6537
    @blaisethompson6537 4 года назад +3192

    The German who calls work fun and literally kills things for a living.

    • @JasmineSurrealVideos
      @JasmineSurrealVideos 4 года назад +40

      Haven't they always been like that though.... the war?

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 года назад +6

      So Jeorge Sparve

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 4 года назад +9

      He's American.

    • @blaisethompson6537
      @blaisethompson6537 4 года назад +1

      Barbara Danley really? How did you gather that?

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 4 года назад +29

      @@JasmineSurrealVideos, my best friend was born in Germany and immigrated to the US as a small child right after the war. She's nearly 70 and doesn't remember anything about that. This is just how Germans are taught. She took care of her mother until her death at 98, only one of her 3 siblings helped at all. I've known her over 20 years and the only time she ever called into work was after major surgery.

  • @hansaroos203
    @hansaroos203 5 лет назад +637

    12:35 the exterminator guy wanted to laugh so bad but he kept it in to maintain his badassnes.

  • @kjh3514
    @kjh3514 5 лет назад +4870

    That German man was so obviously a veteran and that black woman kept pushing that “killing people” joke on him.... he was uncomfortable af and you could tell

    • @balyeetbhagaloe6416
      @balyeetbhagaloe6416 5 лет назад +159

      stan mamamoo i mean out of experience you do get those vibes out of someone who has killed tho

    • @elianalynn6254
      @elianalynn6254 5 лет назад +475

      SkinnyThicc Legend pffffftttt
      oooohhhh iiiiiii dooooonnnttttt knoooowwwww
      maybe it might bring some goddamn PTSD flashbacks

    • @yMalte
      @yMalte 5 лет назад +129

      @TheInternetBoss and you are a stupid kid who things just because your german your a nazi

    • @dadada8464
      @dadada8464 5 лет назад +414

      and she called another girl a hoe, she is really rude

    • @josiec6864
      @josiec6864 5 лет назад +44

      stan mamamoo I felt bad for him tbh.

  • @siphosimwanza4429
    @siphosimwanza4429 3 года назад +77

    The old man's definitely killed people. He's got that look.

  • @7inline
    @7inline 6 лет назад +1322

    Get the Asian dude on this show again! He was hilarious but respectful at the same time, loved him!

  • @georgiamay1569
    @georgiamay1569 6 лет назад +2099

    dude when he said he had the iPhone 9 I actually thought for a second it existed

    • @aiden3739
      @aiden3739 6 лет назад +7

      Georgia May IPhone xr

    • @AddaxCrazy
      @AddaxCrazy 6 лет назад +11

      iPhone XS, XS Max and the 9 like Aiden said

    • @559shotcalla
      @559shotcalla 6 лет назад +3

      It does though

    • @SJ-ci3yp
      @SJ-ci3yp 6 лет назад +37

      I was today years old when I found out the iPhone 9 existed

    • @Centricsts
      @Centricsts 6 лет назад +4

      @@AddaxCrazy but those don't start shipping till the 21st, and these videos are filmed a few weeks to a couple months in advance.

  • @sasakiumiquema9608
    @sasakiumiquema9608 6 лет назад +2363

    Guess my inco-
    *_STUDENT DEBT_*

    • @Unyt
      @Unyt 6 лет назад +14

      We need hackers to delete all student debts

    • @asgardplays7139
      @asgardplays7139 6 лет назад +1

      Many countries in the world have free education and healthcare. People in America pay for everything in their country.

    • @nixc71
      @nixc71 6 лет назад +1

      Sasaki Umiquema your welcome for the like for 1k

    • @GlamsUnknown
      @GlamsUnknown 6 лет назад +2

      @Madara depends..when you're a EU citizen you study for free within the EU and Northern European countries for instance have the highest ranked education system worldwide. However many other countries still make fees, but these are for everyone, no matter if national or international student

    • @GlamsUnknown
      @GlamsUnknown 6 лет назад

      @Madara EU foreigners don't study for free...

  • @zidan6015
    @zidan6015 3 года назад +225

    I cringed so hard when I heard, “ I can tell you’ve killed some people”. That can induce PTSD

    • @SteamyBun
      @SteamyBun 3 года назад +29

      100%, that was not cool of her!

    • @ciarancawley5182
      @ciarancawley5182 3 года назад +10

      Surely if you could be triggered by something like that you'd avoid doing something like this?

    • @aubreydevries7863
      @aubreydevries7863 3 года назад

      😢

    • @zidan6015
      @zidan6015 3 года назад +22

      @@ciarancawley5182 oh clarifying, i'm not the one who can get PTSD from that statement, i just know that it is a very harmful thing to say to a veteran.

  • @JaX-cu7hb
    @JaX-cu7hb 5 лет назад +4734

    The exterminator guy definitely sells hard drugs on the low and makes upwards of 10 million a year

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 5 лет назад +72

      I DON'T WANNA BUUUUY NO MORE, YOUR SHIT AIN'T GETTING ME HIIIIIGH NO MORE

    • @furrylover6953
      @furrylover6953 5 лет назад +78

      Hes like heisenberg

    • @JaX-cu7hb
      @JaX-cu7hb 5 лет назад +10

      @@needlessoptions I'm trapped in my conscious my trap is still bunky, look at all of these hundreds hit up the hood pharmacist...

    • @dnspec6642
      @dnspec6642 5 лет назад

      j w Check out my 30 kill game on RUclips 😃❤️

    • @alimansour9865
      @alimansour9865 5 лет назад +3

      j w HE SERVE ALL THE MUDDY HE MIGHT SHOOT AT YOUR BUDDY WHO SHOT AT MY BUDDY

  • @jonpaulii7563
    @jonpaulii7563 6 лет назад +330

    Jesus Christ how is there not a segment on the guy who went from Homeless as a youth to making $150k+ a year
    That dude should be a motivational speaker

    • @asvpJustice
      @asvpJustice 6 лет назад +4

      Ricky McClain shut yo lying ass up

    • @snoopdogslasagna2419
      @snoopdogslasagna2419 6 лет назад +3

      Jon Paul II I work at a shelter and I believe that we often host guys who will one day be much more successful than I could be

    • @puppy3908
      @puppy3908 6 лет назад

      Because the woman markets herself differently, I believe however that He will end up making far more than her because Tech businesses are Over powered

    • @NicolasGanea
      @NicolasGanea 6 лет назад

      Thats a lot of entrepreneurs, suffering is the most necessary thing to motivate you.

    • @MrSlowestD16
      @MrSlowestD16 6 лет назад +1

      A new co-worker of mine was homeless in his teen years and his salary now is somewhere around 150-180. People who have to claw their way back out of poverty exist, man. I was fuck broke when I went to college, had to take near full tuition loans out every semester, now I'd be able to pay it all out of pocket on the fly (and coincidentally am still trying to pay my loans down, lol).

  • @roastreviews1562
    @roastreviews1562 6 лет назад +1214

    Everytime I find a dollar on the floor I pick it up, my net worth is around $7

    • @Nicolina12
      @Nicolina12 6 лет назад

      Roast Reviews c

    • @dripsin77
      @dripsin77 6 лет назад

      Mine is about 15 dollars

    • @eddiemwaniki167
      @eddiemwaniki167 6 лет назад

      Lucky

    • @BernieSanders-bn5dk
      @BernieSanders-bn5dk 6 лет назад

      $220

    • @RobaRM
      @RobaRM 6 лет назад

      Higher. Further. Faster. Watch the trailer for Marvel Studios’ Captain Marvel, in theaters March 8, 2019.
      goo.gl/EPCQUT

  • @Hey_ItsGofa
    @Hey_ItsGofa 3 года назад +9

    The black lady cracks me up😂😂😂
    And the Asian guy too😂😂

  • @bodyofhope
    @bodyofhope 6 лет назад +1911

    Kudos to the formerly homeless man now making 150k! That's one hard working, determined man right there 💪

    • @jiffjiffernson7292
      @jiffjiffernson7292 6 лет назад +12

      Indeed. Few exceptions; Artist Mgr. is lying. Cut that # in 1/2. Everyone knows what phone they have if they use it for work. It is a tool. Nurse's 200k expectations are not present day. 8 yrs part-time? RN goes 70-80ish depending on city. Mgrs 80-100 I believe. Hard workers. I don't know what she said she was. Hard to believe full-time service person still makes just a 40k living wage, and a guy shows up smelling like weed, agrees, and is actually working.

    • @kushy2249
      @kushy2249 6 лет назад +5

      @@jiffjiffernson7292The future is now

    • @brownhippy
      @brownhippy 6 лет назад +1

      but anyone can lie on there you know its the internet.

    • @AbrahamsYTC
      @AbrahamsYTC 6 лет назад +5

      @@jiffjiffernson7292 Yeah, when I used to be a CNA I met quite a few RNs and ask them what could I expect (hinting at what they make) if I continued down the nursing field. Lowest I got was like 60k. I would say the average i got was as you said 70-80k. But one of the RNs made supposedly 140k working at private prison and as one of the more senior nurses. So it might be possible, but it is completely not the normal and at the very highest range. I looked online and although it doesn't seem too reliable, it says RNs with "higher" titles can hit that range of 150k.

    • @fr0zdify
      @fr0zdify 6 лет назад +2

      wtf ru saying

  • @aryamansinha7436
    @aryamansinha7436 6 лет назад +1673

    "is that the iphone x? " "nah" "the 10?" "nah it's probably the 9, I guess" ABSOLUTE GENIUSES

    • @megolitobucci6439
      @megolitobucci6439 6 лет назад +33

      lmfao X is 10 in roman numerals how did that go over their heads, and im not to keen on apple products im using a 5S still but i think they skipped 9

    • @megolitobucci6439
      @megolitobucci6439 6 лет назад +1

      good to know. so 9 is coming out or is already out?

    • @guilhermebranco8572
      @guilhermebranco8572 6 лет назад +26

      Guy doesn't even know what iPhone he has

    • @hanakiats1258
      @hanakiats1258 6 лет назад

      nirvanaa boy fxabgg

    • @oadaoada
      @oadaoada 6 лет назад +10

      The iPhone 8 came out last year along with the X. They ARE skipping 9.

  • @kelseyschramm
    @kelseyschramm 6 лет назад +1808

    dude that one guy must be pretty special to be the only person in the world with an iphone 9

    • @chewsir
      @chewsir 6 лет назад +26

      Or maybe he doesn't care because the company paid for it.

    • @FlatDonut
      @FlatDonut 6 лет назад +1

      ehhh yeahhh...

    • @Nocturnes1984
      @Nocturnes1984 6 лет назад +7

      There is someone from Microsoft present so I'm pretty sure the person with the Iphone 9 is a spy!

    • @francesbrooks228
      @francesbrooks228 6 лет назад +1

      🎈🎈 *WAN2T ME? LO8OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK8ED,снеск VID8еО.* 💍

    • @cutieepiee
      @cutieepiee 6 лет назад +1

      exclusive shit lmaoo

  • @rippel1111
    @rippel1111 3 года назад +12

    “I can tell you’ve killed some people”
    *nods head*
    😂😂😂

  • @wendychen425
    @wendychen425 5 лет назад +989

    "Was I right."
    "No."
    "Oh. What happened??"
    "Im not broke!"
    I dies of laughter, 7:45

  • @Thekazekeza
    @Thekazekeza 6 лет назад +1918

    "What do you do for fun"?
    "Work"
    "You work for fun?"
    "I was raised by first generation germans... Work is fun"
    💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sikaremon
      @sikaremon 6 лет назад +3

      @@peblrox that's nothing u can just say a lot of people could feel offended by you saying that

    • @swash4440
      @swash4440 6 лет назад +56

      As a German I can verify his statement

    • @HairMakeupSkinBody
      @HairMakeupSkinBody 6 лет назад +16

      LEM N' EMS you can’t say that! So out of order

    • @Thekazekeza
      @Thekazekeza 6 лет назад +18

      @@lemnems582 you're sick for baselessly assuming that. get your prejudices in check

    • @Thekazekeza
      @Thekazekeza 6 лет назад +5

      @Viral Intent no he isnt

  • @assix3885
    @assix3885 6 лет назад +160

    "i can tell you've killed some people"
    4:20
    *SMILES*

  • @willrasol
    @willrasol 2 года назад +14

    Lady in the orange is spot on... Find something you love doing, take care of your customers, and the universe takes care of you.

  • @kierstenwilliams2388
    @kierstenwilliams2388 5 лет назад +526

    I KNEW the grey t-shirt guy worked in IT. As soon as he said he goes to work in those clothes it was obvious. No one would wear those shoes on a construction site.

  • @blackstarz02
    @blackstarz02 6 лет назад +1070

    "$10,000 grand a year, legally" ....the man shook your hand because he wants u to feel what years of HARD work feel like. DUH!

    • @NR-gp2il
      @NR-gp2il 6 лет назад +2

      Kinda fucked up lol

    • @jamesjross
      @jamesjross 6 лет назад +56

      that guy was so annoying. the only dumb asain in America.

    • @N1GHTWOLF1
      @N1GHTWOLF1 6 лет назад +31

      that guy was fucking hilarious what are you talking about

    • @FranciscoDiaz-vf7mc
      @FranciscoDiaz-vf7mc 6 лет назад

      i don’t get it

    • @jiffjiffernson7292
      @jiffjiffernson7292 6 лет назад +3

      The Asian prick (confused throughout) - this lasting exchange was to reinforce the unspoken but crystal clear message what a condescending fuck he was. 1. 10k and 2. legally. Let's just slow e/t down, pat, pat, smile- Go Fuck Yourself! little boy. Not the best humored man, yes.

  • @x50music
    @x50music 6 лет назад +12975

    Imagine if Mark Zuckerberg in his super casual clothing was there and they didn't know who he was, what would he get?

    • @nevichan
      @nevichan 6 лет назад +1668

      Officially, 1 dollar a year.

    • @GuerillaWar4s
      @GuerillaWar4s 6 лет назад +630

      A reptilian.

    • @HamnetsWorld
      @HamnetsWorld 6 лет назад +631

      " are you a lizard?"

    • @heriotza4418
      @heriotza4418 6 лет назад +83

      Neville Chan I feel bad for laughing at this.

    • @addie8035
      @addie8035 6 лет назад +84

      A battery recharge

  • @kam2115
    @kam2115 3 года назад +38

    "Is that what you tell your clients??" 😂 That was good

    • @KpopR9
      @KpopR9 3 года назад +2

      She even blushed and stumbled because he was probably right! Lol

  • @dim9753
    @dim9753 4 года назад +4813

    I do think it's kinda bs that "influencers" and "life coaches" and "content creators" make tons of money, while people who work essential jobs like teachers don't get paid nearly enough.

    • @dim9753
      @dim9753 4 года назад +410

      Cicero Progontus my comment was more about the fact that it sucks that monetary value doesn't go hand in hand with jobs that are essential for society or that impact in positive ways. If influencers ceased to exist, who gives a damn? We lived just fine before them, would be just fine without. But historically, the lack of education, health, safety and food services have severe consequences and yet policemen, nurses, teachers and agriculture workers are underpaid in most places.

    • @KASol648
      @KASol648 4 года назад +44

      @Di M, you should read "Bullshit jobs: A theory"

    • @lancevanceGTA
      @lancevanceGTA 4 года назад +84

      @@dim9753 that's capitalism for ya. A system full of shit

    • @dim9753
      @dim9753 4 года назад +3

      Κ Α thanks! I'll look it up

    • @dim9753
      @dim9753 4 года назад +46

      @Ramya and what's worse, youtubers preach stuff against all evidence and people not only believe them, but actually start questioning scientists (flat earthers a prime example)

  • @retrofury6365
    @retrofury6365 6 лет назад +955

    The guy whose wife tried to stab him was just screaming IT firm boss

    • @acevedoyadi
      @acevedoyadi 6 лет назад +9

      Retro Fury literally. They all look the same :|

    • @mr.stealyourhoney5762
      @mr.stealyourhoney5762 6 лет назад

      sumsar01 Computer science majors make a lot of money. With the way we are going now that number is going to increase.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture3768
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture3768 6 лет назад

      Read my name

    • @Atombender
      @Atombender 6 лет назад

      Definitely IT guy. Didn't expect 150-200k though.

    • @therealtrendingpage6765
      @therealtrendingpage6765 6 лет назад

      He said she had a crack addiction nd he was homeless I thought he was homeless or a hunter

  • @jojjox6603
    @jojjox6603 6 лет назад +187

    Respect to the guy who grew up homeless, not an easy thing to turn that shit around. You get raised in a poor/middle-class family, you get taught how to live like a poor/middle-class person. To turn that around and see other posibilities outside of the box is a great aspect and something I envy.

    • @tigerex777
      @tigerex777 6 лет назад +2

      It's actually the other way around. Being homeless, down and out you feel like you got nothing to lose so you go all out. Being low middle class with no motivation is the real killer. You live comfortably enough but no real motivation to keep going up.

  • @odi_de_podi
    @odi_de_podi 3 года назад +4

    12:30, i really like how she handled that 😂👌🏾 I like her

  • @ajd4522
    @ajd4522 6 лет назад +775

    Normal Person: lives in 2018
    Guy with iPhone 9: lives in 3018

  • @chloebaker1345
    @chloebaker1345 6 лет назад +859

    “if it walks, crawls, or flies, we. will. kill. it. “ haha i love this guy

    • @danilotibrey2880
      @danilotibrey2880 6 лет назад

      Dv hcgacer c

    • @Shay45
      @Shay45 6 лет назад +12

      When he said that I though "..so people. You kill people."

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana 6 лет назад +24

      An exterminator whose parents are German immigrants...
      Dude, the jokes write themselves.

    • @nobody-fo9px
      @nobody-fo9px 6 лет назад +1

      I jump

    • @lilly-lz4us
      @lilly-lz4us 6 лет назад

      Ihab H. Bouch how is that a joke?

  • @alexjacob3735
    @alexjacob3735 6 лет назад +799

    The dude with the I phone 9 works as a time traveler

  • @Brian-eq4dt
    @Brian-eq4dt 3 года назад +4

    3:30 "I think your famous, you got a famous face", puts him at 3 mill a year.
    My dude thinks this guy is Jonah Hill 🤣