Trump Eats “Hamberders” While Government Remains Shut Down

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2019
  • Jimmy puts two more furloughed federal employees to work during the government shutdown, talks about long lines at TSA checkpoints now that TSA workers are missing their shifts, Donald Trump’s misspelling of hamburgers on Twitter, and reveals his theory about the friendship between Robert Mueller and Trump’s Attorney General choice William Barr.
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  • @danklord5422
    @danklord5422 5 лет назад +240

    “Hamborders”

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 года назад +5

      Hot dogues

    • @shqiptariidukagjinit5650
      @shqiptariidukagjinit5650 4 года назад +5

      I think he put borders there for a reason

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 года назад +4

      @@shqiptariidukagjinit5650 yeah propably the most important reason is not so many Mexican children get accidentally sucked in by overweight Texan blobs who are consuming a whole McDonald's in five minutes "just for desert". This has really become a Problem in the last years and it's time we finally address it.

    • @nene4083
      @nene4083 3 года назад

      douenots

    • @brendenstahl7007
      @brendenstahl7007 3 года назад +2

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      Me: 🧑🏻‍🦱👋🚕 👉🇨🇦

  • @gabriellataylor173
    @gabriellataylor173 5 лет назад +20

    Why is Jimmy such a sweet heart literally made me cry. I love seeing such kindness in the world.

  • @jtmichaelson
    @jtmichaelson 5 лет назад +923

    Best part of the picture of Trump is Lincoln in the background judging him.

    • @orpa007
      @orpa007 5 лет назад +12

      Omg 😂😂😂

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 лет назад +33

      "... and I was the one who got shot in that theater...." _shakes head in disbelieve_

    • @bennettbolin7219
      @bennettbolin7219 5 лет назад +9

      Lincoln was resting his head on his fist symbolizing his shame in the United States

    • @SquirrelHill
      @SquirrelHill 5 лет назад +1

      There is a new book called Barack Obama Is Afraid of Sharyl Attkisson: The definitive guide to the shenanigans of America's 44th president

    • @mayukhee1
      @mayukhee1 5 лет назад +2

      Did you notice the noose in front of Lincoln? I think the hint was very subtle but you can see what the picture meant

  • @noahmurphy6756
    @noahmurphy6756 5 лет назад +431

    He protect
    He attack
    But most importantly
    He serve Big Mac

  • @aventuraforever13
    @aventuraforever13 5 лет назад +2004

    At least He did not order TACOS; and said: México is going to pay for them.......

    • @josecavazos1869
      @josecavazos1869 5 лет назад +5

      balance 13 yong 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vshah1010
      @vshah1010 5 лет назад +7

      Canada paid for pizzas.

    • @alanali6423
      @alanali6423 5 лет назад +4

      ha ha!

    • @antoniop3352
      @antoniop3352 5 лет назад +4

      Make a run for the border. Taco Bell.

    • @ockk13
      @ockk13 5 лет назад +3

      🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rasoolm1698
    @rasoolm1698 5 лет назад +51

    “This is the image you see when you take off your blind fold in Bird Box” 🤣🤣

  • @mamamiaherewegoagain6959
    @mamamiaherewegoagain6959 4 года назад +131

    The funniest thing about the picture was abraham lincoln's portrait in the background, it shows how low the US president is now, from the world-changing lincoln to world-ending trump

    • @romariorosso9502
      @romariorosso9502 2 года назад +2

      are you really that low and stupid? Trump was dealing with the crimes all over the world and stopped illegal immigrants.

    • @DavidTheRoss
      @DavidTheRoss 2 года назад +1

      @@romariorosso9502 Here we see the eternal Trump defender

    • @DavidTheRoss
      @DavidTheRoss 2 года назад

      @@romariorosso9502
      Are you trying to speak English?

    • @romariorosso9502
      @romariorosso9502 2 года назад +1

      @@DavidTheRoss English is not my mother tongue language

    • @davidreddy
      @davidreddy 2 года назад

      @@romariorosso9502 trump 2024

  • @JoseRamirez-yc8hj
    @JoseRamirez-yc8hj 5 лет назад +14

    I like how Guillermo was polite enough to actually greet the couple with a handshake

  • @zandelscomicsandcards7543
    @zandelscomicsandcards7543 5 лет назад +374

    I think it’s very unfair that politicians are still getting paid

    • @davesbultz1489
      @davesbultz1489 5 лет назад +13

      How do feel about taxpayers subsidies going to congress to pay for their healthcare?

    • @dl-iy8jf
      @dl-iy8jf 5 лет назад +2

      True

    • @bananarepublic4865
      @bananarepublic4865 5 лет назад +8

      The first to be on the no pay list should be nancy and chuck . Trump already works for free .

    • @abdulalfahim6222
      @abdulalfahim6222 5 лет назад

      Jonathan Roe ooo

    • @818cookies
      @818cookies 5 лет назад +2

      Jonathan Roe that’s what Alexandria Ocasio Cortez said...she’s a congresswoman who doesn’t think they should be getting paid

  • @sdollar1399
    @sdollar1399 5 лет назад +684

    I got a McDonald’s add for this video... I’m weak😂💀

  • @pandorarose4205
    @pandorarose4205 5 лет назад +47

    I remember in 2nd grade whenever I was so proud of myself for being able to spell hamburger maybe we should send trump back to second grade to learn how to spell hamburger and to run a country

  • @chenharry4713
    @chenharry4713 5 лет назад +69

    People, he is trying to tell us that he is going to build his “wall” out of ham because ham-borders.

  • @jaimemccallon2259
    @jaimemccallon2259 5 лет назад +700

    ... we're a goddam laughing stock to the rest of the world.

    • @PerthTowne
      @PerthTowne 5 лет назад +49

      Trump is a laughing stock--and his minions are. The rest of us have nothing to do with his stupidity.

    • @marvinamann4969
      @marvinamann4969 5 лет назад +63

      Yep you guys are
      It would almost be entertaining if it wouldn't be so frightening
      Greetings from Germany

    • @PerthTowne
      @PerthTowne 5 лет назад +8

      Marvin Amann+ Your statement doesn't make it so. It's your opinion--and it's a bit of a ridiculous opinion. Trump is an ass. That's clear. But there's nothing funny about the things that he is doing. So if you find it funny, for example, that 800,000 people are going without pay and some have to visit food banks or might lose their homes, that's some interesting sense of humor you have.

    • @lanenordgren2588
      @lanenordgren2588 5 лет назад +2

      Truth

    • @marvinamann4969
      @marvinamann4969 5 лет назад +31

      @@PerthTowne No you are right
      As I said, it isn`t funny, it is frightening
      It is absolutely frightening that over 40 % of American voters continue to support Trump
      But that still makes America as a country a laughing stock in Europe
      And this isn't my opinion it is a fact
      There is a survey which was conducted in Germany comparing Public opinion of America and Americans before and after Trump`s election
      Less than 9% of Germans think that the US Government is doing a Good Job and more than 50% believe that America is now the biggest threats to Europe's security
      That is probably a opinion you don't like one of your closest allies having of you
      But what really makes America laughing stocks are the actions and behaviour of Donald Trump Abroad
      Most European Satire shows are full of jokes about Trump and America
      For Example was the clip where he pushed the president of Montenegro out of his way a perfect opportunity for Comedians to make jokes about America's rudeness to the rest of the World
      And honestly, you are also making a laughing stock of yourself when you accuse me of finding the suffering of thousands of people funny
      I clearly stated the opposite in my comment before, that I find the current situation frightening and NOT funny
      Please don't accuse people publicly about something if you do not know the Facts
      That is how populists like Trump win

  • @Gears-rb2ox
    @Gears-rb2ox 5 лет назад +185

    hours since a national embarrassment: zero

    • @helene420
      @helene420 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂 so true!

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 5 лет назад +5

      @@helene420 Forreal. The dems embarrass us everyday, just look at that Gillette AD!

    • @nickerpipe
      @nickerpipe 5 лет назад

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 5 лет назад +5

      @@Digger-Nick you should delete the j in your name :-p btw i would rather get embarrassed by cringy dems than by racist conservative justice warriors...

    • @Billyjoe78517
      @Billyjoe78517 5 лет назад +2

      Mirror of Society how are we racist? Did you forget your own party?

  • @ELARTUROTV
    @ELARTUROTV 5 лет назад +766

    To be fair that pretty Mexican Girl must be bilingual and sometimes you mix up the spellings when they are so close. HAMBURGUESA is the correct spelling in Spanish.

    • @foreveryeung52
      @foreveryeung52 5 лет назад +68

      Upvoting b/c that poor girl was definitely bilingual. I grew up bilingual and with parents who had learned English in a British protectorate, and when I get flustered, my spelling gets all out of whack (American v. British spellings) and sometimes I find myself really struggling for words in whichever language I'm speaking.

    • @veganworldpeace2649
      @veganworldpeace2649 5 лет назад +9

      foreveryoung52 That explains why it would be so confusing to spell some wires with the difference between the nations of England & USA. Interesting fact! Sadly, I am not bi-lingual, as it is a tremendously great quality, ability, high intelligence, and skill level.

    • @cristals87
      @cristals87 5 лет назад +25

      In portuguese its HAMBURGUE and she got it right once :)

    • @josiah22gill
      @josiah22gill 5 лет назад +5

      Arturo Gallardo she is an Indian descent

    • @TruthShallPrevail4
      @TruthShallPrevail4 5 лет назад +5

      Arturo Gallardo she looks more South Asian than Mexican

  • @jazlynguevara2845
    @jazlynguevara2845 5 лет назад +18

    I really thought she was gonna spell hot dog wrong 🤣

  • @lazarusdarkstar3015
    @lazarusdarkstar3015 5 лет назад +14

    Jimmy Kimmel makes me laugh because without him and the other late night hosts I would go insane

  • @jojolewis831
    @jojolewis831 5 лет назад +8

    I tired to explain the
    ham-ber-ders to my wife we were both laughing so hard. Thank you burder king.

  • @bryanzepeda3822
    @bryanzepeda3822 5 лет назад +20

    “Hotdog’s a easy one” 😂😂😂

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 года назад

      Excuse me, I think you spelled hot dogues wrong sir.

  • @shivaprakash3668
    @shivaprakash3668 5 лет назад +14

    Line continues till India 🤣😂🤣best joke I have ever Seen

  • @phl.k
    @phl.k 5 лет назад +348

    Legend says she’s still trying to spell “Hamburgers” ..

    • @thisismyname9510
      @thisismyname9510 5 лет назад +7

      Katharine Keo im from Germany how tf can a Girl Be so stupid and unfortunately i have Seen many Videos with and from stupid People and many comments .
      I was just like wtf there is only one U and e and She wasnt even high

    • @RA-IL
      @RA-IL 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @qwertylink9066
      @qwertylink9066 5 лет назад +1

      how can he be an idiot when he made tons of money... can you make tons of money? 😂😂😂

    • @thisismyname9510
      @thisismyname9510 5 лет назад +2

      qwerty link To who is this comment Adressed To

    • @commissarkitty3553
      @commissarkitty3553 5 лет назад +5

      @@qwertylink9066 Just because you have lots of money doesn't necessarily mean your smart. For example there are plenty of spoiled rich brats that inherited wealth but dont have two brain cells to rub together. Amazing orange president is one of them.

  • @erinpiccolo5186
    @erinpiccolo5186 5 лет назад +323

    As if serving cold hamberders wasn’t bad enough, he had to lie about it. What a low rent jerk.

    • @jensraab2902
      @jensraab2902 5 лет назад +26

      I hadn't thought of that but you're right. By the time they were served they'd all been cold.

    • @ivangoh5619
      @ivangoh5619 5 лет назад +16

      @@jensraab2902 The worst crime of all is soggy fries.

    • @breadwinningbiscuit1086
      @breadwinningbiscuit1086 5 лет назад +5

      Erin Piccolo
      Were u their to verify they were cold?
      I’m sure the White House is equipped with stuff to keep food warm.
      Orange Man Bad BEEP BOOP BOP

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 5 лет назад +25

      Bread Winning Biscuit They’d been sitting out on the table for hours. Of course they were cold. You Trumpsters really can’t believe any fact at face value, can you?

    • @blinkybill2198
      @blinkybill2198 5 лет назад +11

      @@breadwinningbiscuit1086 burgers stay warm for like 3-4 minutes out of any heat source. Any lettuce is garbage after 10 min.

  • @pabvelaz4621
    @pabvelaz4621 5 лет назад +533

    i got a mcdonald’s add on this vid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @therealzayski
    @therealzayski 5 лет назад +11

    "The image you see when blindfold is removed in Bird Box". Classic, had me rolling!

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 5 лет назад +264

    All I can think of now is that scene from the Steve Martin Pink Panther where he can't pronounce the word hamburger no matter how hard he tries...

    • @melissaflores5017
      @melissaflores5017 5 лет назад +7

      Yess!! That’s what I was thinking too! Lol 😂

    • @gioPHL
      @gioPHL 5 лет назад +1

      Yes!!! First thing I thought of. Priceless.

    • @Aprilmaytd5tr
      @Aprilmaytd5tr 5 лет назад

      This is all I've been thinking about

    • @oscarh2744
      @oscarh2744 5 лет назад

      Michael Ramon I’m weak AF 😂

    • @therocklobman2820
      @therocklobman2820 5 лет назад +1

      I like Hinderburgrurrs

  • @Firef8ter343
    @Firef8ter343 5 лет назад +166

    Right after food had arrived, Starbucks delivered Smocking hot Covfefes for everyone!

  • @sidfalck2780
    @sidfalck2780 3 года назад +10

    ”This is the image you see when you take of your blindfold in birdbox” Can’t stop laughing 😂🤣

    • @vyomsood7175
      @vyomsood7175 3 года назад +1

      Comrade, i am disappointed with you because you use capitalist companies instead of the glorious Soviet sosig shops

  • @joehildreth8961
    @joehildreth8961 5 лет назад +5

    I lived in Atlanta. Lines always like that, no joke haha

  • @rajiakeiffert
    @rajiakeiffert 5 лет назад +42

    That girl who didn’t know how to spell “hamburgers” was probably overthinking so much, thinking it was a trick question or something 😂😂 I refuse to believe otherwise

    • @mohamedshelare153
      @mohamedshelare153 5 лет назад +1

      @jmalcolmg123
      Lol

    • @openyourmind333
      @openyourmind333 5 лет назад +1

      Rajia Hikal pretty sure she knew how to spell it. Have you ever made a typo before? It happens

    • @rajiakeiffert
      @rajiakeiffert 5 лет назад +2

      Drew Glenn yeah but like she misspelled it MULTIPLE times

    • @gggggggggggggggggg161
      @gggggggggggggggggg161 5 лет назад +1

      @@@mohamedshelare153 What's funny about that?

    • @vidhun
      @vidhun 5 лет назад +1

      @@openyourmind333 and how many typos does some attempts before correcting it :p

  • @luc1503
    @luc1503 5 лет назад +286

    That picture is the most American picture possible. Explains our obesity rate

    • @jnuy764
      @jnuy764 5 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @mizzou19
      @mizzou19 5 лет назад +13

      Except it was given to the Clemson football team...literally over a hundred collegiate athletes, each in incredible shape. Hell, even the lineman would be able to outdo normal people like you or I any pretty much any physical activity

    • @johnandrewmayne
      @johnandrewmayne 5 лет назад

      Still better over here than anywhere else hahahaha..

    • @heppolo
      @heppolo 5 лет назад

      Obviously not as moronic as a hamberder covfefe bozo POTUS from the standpoint of water, which is a good thing, not a bad thing.

    • @NDBit
      @NDBit 5 лет назад

      Among other things

  • @hitkid2456
    @hitkid2456 3 года назад +8

    *" H A M - B E R D - E R S "*

  • @securuslol
    @securuslol 5 лет назад +224

    I feel for that girl that got it wrong. I'm guessing she's latina, and in spanish you spell it "hamburguesa". We need that u after the g, or the pronunciation changes drastically to a hard g. It would be "hamburhehsa" or something like that. I consider myself a pretty good speller, but as a native spanish speaker, I think I would've fallen for that one as well.

    • @lisagarver2312
      @lisagarver2312 5 лет назад +20

      Securus Nex Thank you! I am not multilingual but to me it was pretty clear that this person was getting her languages mixed up. Nothing to be made fun of when most of the people watching and laughing only speak one language.

    • @milirodriguez8493
      @milirodriguez8493 5 лет назад +6

      Isnt Trump who misspelled hamburgers though?

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 лет назад +6

      @@lisagarver2312
      I'm bilingual.
      I don't mess up in spelling (especially "hamburger").
      *_Bilingualism is a dumb, stupid excuse for lazy illiterate folk, who have a serious case of inferiority complex._*

    • @jonathaniel6614
      @jonathaniel6614 5 лет назад +11

      @@JohnDoeKek not every bilingual is fluent your probably just a teen whos spent most of their life in the us who probably doesnt understand

    • @ingrid2108
      @ingrid2108 5 лет назад +3

      @@milirodriguez8493 yes and sadly trump's mother language is english. Unless he was raised in russia by the russian spies to be a russian spy. Oops..

  • @mohammadbashammakh
    @mohammadbashammakh 5 лет назад +4

    How could anyone NOT love Guillermo, he is so much fun to be around him, even grumpy doctor Becker loves him , bless him and hope he have a nice day

  • @toty1980
    @toty1980 5 лет назад +401

    Why they didn’t order Taco Bell and let Mexico pay for it

    • @Destructorm
      @Destructorm 5 лет назад +4

      Oh my.. PAY* Great job American guy. You're so smart

    • @GirAiDWinters
      @GirAiDWinters 5 лет назад +3

      @@Destructorm not as smart as you, apparently.

    • @glennblnco
      @glennblnco 5 лет назад +13

      There isn’t even a Taco Bell in Mexico, so why would Mexico pay for something they do not consider as their own food?

    • @imtheenforcer1975
      @imtheenforcer1975 5 лет назад +5

      Did you have a stroke typing that?

    • @wangchangkevin
      @wangchangkevin 5 лет назад +5

      because that would be a yuge order

  • @doslover
    @doslover 5 лет назад +8

    You know you're having a bad day when Burger King dunks on you

  • @WastedGTAZ
    @WastedGTAZ 3 года назад +2

    Just listening to people spell hamburgers makes me think... how many times have I written that word down and how many times have I mistaken how to spell it...

  • @itsmorganalysse
    @itsmorganalysse 5 лет назад +340

    Burger King is sooo petty and I’m here for it🤣🤣

  • @icemario19
    @icemario19 5 лет назад +538

    The lady who can't spell hamburgers is still more qualified than Betsy DeVos.

    • @goodysmarts
      @goodysmarts 5 лет назад +34

      In English it is spelt Hamburger and in Spanish it is spelt
      hamburguesa. So she wasn't spelling it wrong just in another language.

    • @LR3ONNEJ
      @LR3ONNEJ 5 лет назад +7

      Yes she is more qualified than betsy devos

    • @LR3ONNEJ
      @LR3ONNEJ 5 лет назад +3

      @@goodysmarts the language is English. She spelt it wrong. I just could not look at her anymore.

    • @deboratasso8399
      @deboratasso8399 5 лет назад +20

      ​@@LR3ONNEJ I think the point is that if she is, let's say, latina and use Spanish daily, it is easy to get the spelling mess up, as she is bilingual. So her struggle can be less about English and more about her usually writing it in another language. I personally have similar issues, sometimes I just cannot remember how to spell it in English, as my brain insists on the Portuguese spelling. That and being under pressure, it isn't hard to get to a point you just can't spell at all. Of course, I don't know her or her background, but it is something to take under consideration before judjing her. :)

    • @aaronducks6781
      @aaronducks6781 5 лет назад +17

      In all fairness, trump had spellcheck... and ignored it.

  • @-iamForgiven
    @-iamForgiven 5 лет назад +7

    3:24 “Can we go outside I just love it when it rains”
    Me: I love it too the rain disguises my tears about how life can just kick me in the balls every now and then.

  • @thomashenley4035
    @thomashenley4035 5 лет назад +5

    Hamberders is my favorite samdwitch

  • @andan04
    @andan04 5 лет назад +6

    When I send an e-mail to my entire workplace, I triple-check to make sure I've not misspelled a word, punctuated incorrectly, or included a grammatical error. This guy sends out a tweet to the entire world and can't be bothered with such trivialities.

    • @shithawks7270
      @shithawks7270 5 лет назад

      Not a misspelling.
      But good for you.
      Try digging, you'll see what the reason was.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +25

    "Ermegerd!"
    - The Hamberdler -

  • @dean1039
    @dean1039 5 лет назад +4

    "It rained yesterday and it's raining again today..."
    *Every Briton stares into the distance as hello darkness my old friend plays*

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 года назад

      This is so damn good man, I can't get the picture of a crying British man with his face pointed a dim window out of my head

  • @loveheals582
    @loveheals582 5 лет назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My tumny hurts!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 I cried from laughing!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Jimmy and writers and the whole team....

  • @rk4592
    @rk4592 5 лет назад +186

    It was so nice giving that couple those tickets 👍

    • @sameermatt877
      @sameermatt877 5 лет назад +4

      Dude you were the one that got the tickets right ? 😂

    • @NDBit
      @NDBit 5 лет назад +1

      Murica: find a problem, throw money at it
      Find a problem-solver, throw money at it

    • @rk4592
      @rk4592 5 лет назад

      No but what a resemblance. Good catch Sameer! lol

  • @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666
    @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666 5 лет назад +327

    I'm the best at eating hamburgers. Nobody knows how to eat hamburgers better than I do. I'm the best. Thank you.

    • @noctisonyx9083
      @noctisonyx9083 5 лет назад +26

      Donald Trump I had to read that in Alec Baldwin’s voice😂

    • @VonikGames
      @VonikGames 5 лет назад +1

      Noctis Onyx same😂

    • @randyscott3808
      @randyscott3808 5 лет назад +1

      Your friends all tell you you're best eater.

    • @callixtusiv7528
      @callixtusiv7528 5 лет назад +6

      Dot dot dot hamberders

    • @kn9ioutom
      @kn9ioutom 5 лет назад +3

      PERIOD !!!

  • @watch9425
    @watch9425 5 лет назад +6

    2:14 the guy in the back from the music band is sleeping lmao😂😂

  • @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290
    @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290 5 лет назад +2

    The hamberder, hey...😂😂😂
    KIMMEL show!!yeah!

  • @FULLmeltHASH
    @FULLmeltHASH 5 лет назад +314

    The only thing worse than mcdoanlds... is cold mcdonalds.

    • @ShakShak1999
      @ShakShak1999 5 лет назад +4

      True

    • @That1CommentGuy
      @That1CommentGuy 5 лет назад +29

      *Correction, the only thing worse than McDonald’s is Donald.*

    • @Braedenfish
      @Braedenfish 5 лет назад +9

      Do not get me wrong....I am not saying fast food is safe to eat......but that food must've sat so long between prep n more prep...delivery...food thru security.... team thru security ....pomp n circumstance.....photo ops....Trump food jokes...Twitter breaks...and Grace....was it in fact.....safe to eat???

    • @AccessoriesAddict5528
      @AccessoriesAddict5528 5 лет назад +2

      @@Braedenfish 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @gibberish1014
      @gibberish1014 5 лет назад +1

      He offered heat lamps..

  • @mmcken3354
    @mmcken3354 5 лет назад +69

    86 45 Captain Sully is in our hearts always and is a American Hero. Thank You.

  • @jamesbondj.r.7090
    @jamesbondj.r.7090 5 лет назад +27

    WTF didn't he order classy meals from the nearby Trump hotel. That would have been a better touch of CLASS.

    • @dfrey1885
      @dfrey1885 5 лет назад +1

      Really? You think that's what a bunch of college guys want to eat, fancy food?? They were ecstatic with that fast food, I'm sure! You must not have teenagers at home

    • @jamesbondj.r.7090
      @jamesbondj.r.7090 5 лет назад +2

      @@dfrey1885 yes I have one that unfortunately doesn't enjoy fast foods. But being that it's Trump the billionaire, he should have been classier. That's how I feel about it. Bytheway my daughter's name is like yours.

    • @jamesbondj.r.7090
      @jamesbondj.r.7090 5 лет назад +1

      @@dfrey1885 that depends what's on the menu. Baby!

    • @entwurfung
      @entwurfung 5 лет назад +1

      @@dfrey1885 I love fast food, but if i would have the chance to eat at the white house i would want to eat something special and not something i can get everywhere for littel money.

    • @entwurfung
      @entwurfung 5 лет назад +1

      @Jake the Astronaut So he sucks at hiring good managers? Or rather he sucks on making sure his people hire good managers?

  • @skrizzell8536
    @skrizzell8536 5 лет назад +3

    I love how he asked if they get a discount on taxes it's just such a logical question

  • @margosparkle4299
    @margosparkle4299 5 лет назад +13

    With Abraham Lincoln painting right over the scene.

  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 5 лет назад +22

    Mmmm nothing beats cold Hamberders and cold greasy fries the lunch of Champions!

    • @Herehear49
      @Herehear49 5 лет назад +3

      Traitor-in-chief is probably congratulating himself for saving some $ by serving the Clemson champs crap instead of a decent well-deserved feast. He certainly didn't pay for it either.

    • @youaintasbadasyouthink
      @youaintasbadasyouthink 5 лет назад +3

      Don't forget how well it goes with a cup of covfefe

  • @oscarwong7698
    @oscarwong7698 4 года назад +2

    1:45 that fake laugh from her hahaha

  • @fatimaalol
    @fatimaalol 5 лет назад +5

    It’s funny that I got a McDonald’s ad right before this 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +45

    Donnie didn't even mention KFC...
    Now the Colonel knows how Melania feels when Ivanka walks into the room.

    • @xcofcd
      @xcofcd 5 лет назад +3

      He didn't want to bring out the silverware for this one...

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 5 лет назад

      New Message ouch... that was pretty brutal and you watch me rip people on half all the time, lol..

  • @Laughandsong
    @Laughandsong 5 лет назад +663

    Nothing better to drink with a hamberder than a hot cup of covfefe..... Hmmmm .....

    • @ethanklezos4801
      @ethanklezos4801 5 лет назад +6

      Nochickenwingsforyou YES

    • @safia6790
      @safia6790 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂 epic

    • @Murph_gaming
      @Murph_gaming 5 лет назад +9

      Idk, The Donald seems more like an iced covfefe kind of guy.

    • @kedeshiap2984
      @kedeshiap2984 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @davohna
      @davohna 5 лет назад

      You mean make sure that the eye'd covfefe is hot..LOL

  • @connorturner5069
    @connorturner5069 4 года назад +14

    Imagine not being able to spell "hamburgers"

  • @ooglepants
    @ooglepants 5 лет назад +11

    he did fast food because a) it's cheap and b) he's cheap.

  • @Waleska0413
    @Waleska0413 5 лет назад +213

    The lady misspelling hamburgers is Hispanic so she was spelling it thinking it's the Spanish word Hamburguesa. I can see it.

    • @latronqui
      @latronqui 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 5 лет назад +4

      I thought they were saving that for the last clip of that segment. Unfair. It would have been a very appropriate ending. (And I'm sure it's not like they didn't know...? TV time editing can really suck though.)

    • @joshuazavala9146
      @joshuazavala9146 5 лет назад +9

      She is Indian.
      stupid.

    • @jennacook2505
      @jennacook2505 5 лет назад

      +

    • @jtc1947
      @jtc1947 5 лет назад +2

      WT? did you hear about the Democrats trying to push legislation to GIVE 12 BILLION DOLLARS in some kind of foreign aid to Mexico? This is twice the amount that the PRESIDENT is asking for the wall. Democrats can't see 5.7 billion but want to give 12 Billion dollars in foreign aid? ? What's up with that?Give the Pres the WALL and problem solved. Cancel this stupid foreign aid deal! Let Mexico take care of their own people. NOT OUR JOB!

  • @emigdio777ify
    @emigdio777ify 5 лет назад +55

    I got a McDonald’s ad on this video

  • @osvaldovaldes4574
    @osvaldovaldes4574 5 лет назад +9

    Haha that's your president for who ever voted on him 😂😂😂🤣

  • @RealMagz
    @RealMagz 5 лет назад +7

    Watching whilst knowing how to spell
    left forgetting everything

  • @anthonyleach7608
    @anthonyleach7608 5 лет назад +86

    No, Jimmy, he did lie.they had 300 "hamburgers." But President Joffrey Baratheon tweeted about having “hamberders."

    • @rhondathompson6942
      @rhondathompson6942 5 лет назад

      HAMBURGERS CANT YOU SPELL THAT

    • @rhondathompson6942
      @rhondathompson6942 5 лет назад

      @Shisui San HOWS THAT I SPELLED HAMBURGER RIGHT

    • @b-radg916
      @b-radg916 5 лет назад +2

      rhonda thompson: Did you *_watch_* the video??

    • @anthonyleach7608
      @anthonyleach7608 5 лет назад +1

      @@rhondathompson6942 I don't think you understood the joke, whether you found it funny or not is beside the point. The current President of the United States misspelled "hamburgers" as "hamberders." I was obviously referring to his spelling gaffe. To quote Bill Maher when Donald Trump tried to sue him, " this is known as parody, and it's a form of something we in the comedy business call a joke."

  • @EmEm78
    @EmEm78 5 лет назад +29

    Ehrmagerd, hamberders!

  • @bubbaschannel1610
    @bubbaschannel1610 5 лет назад +23

    Why isnt anyone talking about the congress and house getting paid during the shutdown?

    • @thefly7244
      @thefly7244 5 лет назад

      bubbas channel cause the shutdown doesn’t effect them

    • @eastwest42286
      @eastwest42286 5 лет назад

      Right, It’s Ridiculous

    • @charisaberle7478
      @charisaberle7478 5 лет назад

      Because their babies and would blow that up on social media and all the liberals would get pissed.

    • @duckcluck7879
      @duckcluck7879 5 лет назад +1

      Because that would be fair and god knows that’s not gonna happen.

  • @southbound310
    @southbound310 5 лет назад +23

    Hamberders from Chi-na!!

  • @davidwhitecross1021
    @davidwhitecross1021 5 лет назад +175

    Dear America,
    Orange man bad.
    Sincerely,
    Everyone

    • @farnorth13
      @farnorth13 5 лет назад +2

      correct

    • @MrLogos-rm4bj
      @MrLogos-rm4bj 5 лет назад +3

      How racist!! Im a man and I was born with a rather orange hue.

    • @ishaschdv1
      @ishaschdv1 5 лет назад +1

      2k Killer he meant a spray on orangina Tdump. His ain’t natural.

    • @violetbrown8998
      @violetbrown8998 5 лет назад

      @@MrLogos-rm4bj lol // Isha replied to your post.!

    • @ivoryfyall4231
      @ivoryfyall4231 5 лет назад

      👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂God Bless Our AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸We need all your Blessing Nowwww!!!

  • @jonahthor3523
    @jonahthor3523 5 лет назад +185

    Not going to lie. Got a McDonald’s ad before the clip started lol

  • @Ghoppa32
    @Ghoppa32 5 лет назад +2

    lol, look at Abraham Lincoln in the picture in the background...flabbergasted with that spread ....

  • @marylouisewooters6124
    @marylouisewooters6124 4 года назад +3

    6:27 my mom explaining to my friends that i bring over what shes made for dinner before we get food

    • @zipf
      @zipf 3 года назад

      Ah yes, Comedy

  • @naturecure9900
    @naturecure9900 5 лет назад +126

    I feel bad for that lady that can't spell hamburgers:(

    • @Alejandro_87
      @Alejandro_87 5 лет назад +2

      Plot twist - she's an accountant

    • @TinyMK1
      @TinyMK1 5 лет назад +1

      Nature Cure I know, and apparently it was supposed to be funny? I don’t get it.

    • @SpaceManNation
      @SpaceManNation 5 лет назад +1

      Nature Cure
      Obviously I don’t know her, but it’s actually astonishing how many fairly intelligent people have no clue how to spell, they’ll fully admit it and a lot of the time it’s completely unconcerning to them

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 5 лет назад +7

      Spelling out loud can be more difficult, than when writing a word, especially when you're not a native speaker. Or maybe she was just nervous because of being on TV.

    • @PlanetJigobotTV
      @PlanetJigobotTV 5 лет назад +4

      You could tell english was her 2nd language and she was hellla cute 😘

  • @sagarrp22
    @sagarrp22 5 лет назад +34

    I'm also in line from India😂😂😂

    • @preciousjose
      @preciousjose 5 лет назад +4

      Stephanie Logan spilled over to China now .

    • @erinnichole6160
      @erinnichole6160 5 лет назад +4

      The line has now wrapped around the earth and made it back to Atlanta.

    • @sagarrp22
      @sagarrp22 5 лет назад +3

      Now what else remain,
      Let's build rockets to the Mars..
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @USARMYvietnamVET1969
    @USARMYvietnamVET1969 5 лет назад +2

    I'm going out and get a Whopper right now, it's lunch time.

  • @sewfantastic7257
    @sewfantastic7257 5 лет назад +4

    He use to do Mcdonald commercial so maybe he had some free coupons or he has a life time free supply for doing the commercials.

  • @lynnkelley6655
    @lynnkelley6655 5 лет назад +3

    I hope you're right about Bill Barr. I've thought about the same scenario... but I'm afraid to trust that any of these establishment guys actually have the public good in mind.

  • @jialinsun9703
    @jialinsun9703 5 лет назад +7

    All of these jokes were soooooo good. Had me cracking up all the way through 😂😂

  • @astheticsunsets8250
    @astheticsunsets8250 5 лет назад +3

    He protect
    He attack
    And best of all he serve Big Mac XD

  • @gilbertrangel3668
    @gilbertrangel3668 5 лет назад

    The picture of Lincoln looks like Lincoln has his head in his hands and saying" and I'm the one who got shot? As he sees this fool in his house!!!

  • @mokkymiah2742
    @mokkymiah2742 5 лет назад +121

    How can one man be so many American stereotypes?

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 5 лет назад +5

      LOLLLL that is one of the funniest and most original comments about Trump I have ever heard!!

    • @neuro7097
      @neuro7097 5 лет назад +3

      Trump haters just paste and stick their stereotypes on him cause that's what they do

    • @kallebaah0
      @kallebaah0 5 лет назад +5

      He's the joke that keeps on giving

    • @anti_fragile
      @anti_fragile 5 лет назад +1

      He's like one of those kids who goes 'When I'm older, i'm gonna become the president!' except he actually followed through

    • @maryc8552
      @maryc8552 5 лет назад +2

      I honestly don't understand the problem here. First, he spent his own money, secondly, what difference does it make? I literally can't stand the man, but attacking him for this is just assinine.

  • @liztodd2379
    @liztodd2379 5 лет назад +254

    Haha that woman who can't spell Hamburger. Lmao

    • @jonasdash
      @jonasdash 5 лет назад +35

      our next President

    • @cierahowell8653
      @cierahowell8653 5 лет назад +30

      I think she is ESL some English words are harder to understand due to phonetics

    • @Vomvomvomvomvom
      @Vomvomvomvomvom 5 лет назад +5

      She tried though ❤️

    • @codycrossman
      @codycrossman 5 лет назад +5

      @@cierahowell8653
      Possibly, but she has no accent.

    • @sallydogood6169
      @sallydogood6169 5 лет назад +8

      @@cierahowell8653 I was thinking the same thing. where she kept adding the u to the e consistently.

  • @jamestracy7952
    @jamestracy7952 4 года назад

    There was over 300 hamburger/cheese burgers and over 300 chicken burgers and over 300 fish burgers. That's where the over 1000 burgers came from.

  • @Flockingtheherd
    @Flockingtheherd 5 лет назад

    It was the first time a fast food hamberder had touched the royal table.. not to mention 300+

  • @aniketdas3149
    @aniketdas3149 5 лет назад +28

    Hamburger - The legacy of MURICA

  • @cardigan7726
    @cardigan7726 5 лет назад +471

    Trump is Jesus. He turned 300 hamberders into 1000 hamberders. It's a miracle.

  • @leanie9660
    @leanie9660 5 лет назад

    What a classy gentleman....making sure he gets credit for paying for cheap crap.

  • @yngveacer8
    @yngveacer8 5 лет назад

    Jimmy! Invite the Crimson Tigers to your show and serve them some real American fastfood. And freshly made.

  • @rgnestle
    @rgnestle 5 лет назад +61

    He wants to build the berder wall.

    • @helene420
      @helene420 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😋

    • @rk4592
      @rk4592 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @tomsenft7434
      @tomsenft7434 5 лет назад

      He should hire milk people to build the berder wall.

    • @user-pv7nf3gu8u
      @user-pv7nf3gu8u 5 лет назад +1

      rgnestle OMG...most underrated comment in the entire section! *dying* 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @TarikIbrahimkadic
      @TarikIbrahimkadic 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio 5 лет назад +3

    That 'hambuerguers' girl is seriously adorable, regardless of spelling capabilities 😍

  • @FreakyJoeBiden
    @FreakyJoeBiden 5 лет назад +5

    A meal fit for a king

  • @alisonmarie2020
    @alisonmarie2020 4 года назад +2

    "hamborders" 🤔😂🤣

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 5 лет назад +872

    What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
    The letter 'F'

  • @thirdbnico
    @thirdbnico 5 лет назад +8

    Remember when Dan Quayle spelled potato "potatoe"? A big deal was made of a public official making a reasonable spelling error. Trump does it so often it's news worthy for 30 minutes till we move on to his next display of public illiteracy.

    • @uncleeddie5813
      @uncleeddie5813 5 лет назад

      He does it on purpose. So the media shares his tweets. You think he owns the only computer without auto correct? Stable genius. 🤐

  • @MAC-vc6yl
    @MAC-vc6yl 5 лет назад +1

    TSA workers cant even do their job when they show up, literally the most useless thing ever. Missing 90% of all items smuggled in

  • @vwlover4677
    @vwlover4677 5 лет назад +546

    McDonald's is bad enough warm, Let alone cold McDonald's!

    • @alexscredo5208
      @alexscredo5208 5 лет назад +12

      It often depends on meat quality. In my country it tastes really good. Tourists often complement our Mc-s and say they taste much better than ones in their home countries.

    • @vwlover4677
      @vwlover4677 5 лет назад +2

      @@alexscredo5208 well that's good thing.

    • @zacm5618
      @zacm5618 5 лет назад +3

      If obama did this you’d be touching yourself

    • @zacm5618
      @zacm5618 5 лет назад +1

      Besides...liberal parents feed their kids McDonald’s all the time haha idk what you’re complaining abou

    • @ericachennault4149
      @ericachennault4149 5 лет назад +21

      @@zacm5618 yes I feed my kids cold hamberders by candlelight and on the fine silver all the time...but then again I'm not the president feeding grown ass men who were dressed up to come to the white house...idiot

  • @Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy
    @Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy 5 лет назад +557

    I bet most of them eat healthy and were in total shock by this meal...

    • @wesleyrodgers886
      @wesleyrodgers886 5 лет назад +50

      Best player comment "I thought it was a joke. "

    • @josiahmiller3055
      @josiahmiller3055 5 лет назад +8

      They requested the food

    • @chasetonga
      @chasetonga 5 лет назад +26

      JSM I doubt that. Where did you get your intel from?

    • @retard4675
      @retard4675 5 лет назад +7

      Most of them said they liked it and that they were satisfied

    • @kittitude
      @kittitude 5 лет назад +15

      The athletes probably had wicked upset tummies

  • @joeschleprock3409
    @joeschleprock3409 5 лет назад

    So funny because none of us have EVER misspelled a word.

    • @demogog3449
      @demogog3449 5 лет назад

      None of us are President and claim to be geniuses

  • @triggerhappy522
    @triggerhappy522 5 лет назад

    WHY ARE THEY CALLED HAMBURGERS IF THERE IS NO HAM IN THEM !!??

  • @JoeyLemon
    @JoeyLemon 5 лет назад +30

    I love how the kid was like the only one who sounded confident when spelling hamburger