At first I’m like, he’s just nervous and kinda weird but whatever. Then “I’m 17” he doesn’t immediately start to retreat, clearly this isn’t good. Then he just kept going…
See man, this is where I gotta disagree, I think the whole conversation after she said her age was him trying to redirect it from a flirty conversation to a different vibe.... he sounded like he was mentally challenged. he didn't set off my creeper alarm, he's just old, mentally challenged, and awkward. I used to work retail and this guy's NOTHING. There's some really REALLY soulless monsters out there the word predator can't even describe.
That only works if you fit the girl's type. Trust me, people have done that to me and if you don't look attractive to me, the answer is "thank you but I'm not trying to get in a relationship".
@@chibu3972 it doesn’t make a difference if it was sarcasm or not tho. If it is then he’s intentionally tryna say it’s boring and if not then he lying and it’s boring to him
Its alot more then 5. Dont assume all women are crazy feminist just cause a higher percent are. That's like assuming all blacks are part of BLM when about 30 percent of them are against it and support trump. I'm sure the percent of females who arent insane might be around that too.
@@chandlersohns6258 The lie that always works on me is "I have a boyfriend" I know they don't have one, but if they're willing to lie about it, what else would they lie about? Liars are the biggest turn off for men, but their are a few who won't care about a girl lying and just play along to try and get in their pants.
It's very common for dude's like this to approach girls trying to shop. I used to work at Walmart and I have had creepy male customers bothering me and other female associates. We have also had to help escort women to their cars because a dude was stalking them and they didn't feel safe. It's not an uncommon occurrence sadly.
Man this stuff is rampant now. I think the internet has created creeps because when I was younger, dudes would approach, but they'd all have game and actually looked presentable.
Fellas. Unless you had a REALLY good pickup line and assuming you're decent looking, most of the time, the difference between whether a pickup line will work or not completely depends on if she's into you or not. That's all there is to it. You're welcome.
I would like to add onto that. Show confidence. Don't gotta do too much but just be chill and let your mind do the work and I promise you the words will fall into place but you gotta believe in yourself first
I would like to add onto that. Show confidence. Don't gotta do too much but just be chill and let your mind do the work and I promise you the words will fall into place but you gotta believe in yourself first
lowkey when I met my girl at a farmers market when she was working and shr standing looking at beans for about 7 mins straight near the produce place but she was mad cute so I stood around looking at shit still she decided to move somewhere more approachable, got her number and been dating for 8 months now. now looking back at it it was a bit weird I stood around giving off stalker vibes but it worked 😭
I think his terrible communication skills made his “pretty good age to be” comment creepier. I really feel like that was just his awkward “oh okay that’s cool” response.
@@ggoldhagen24 100%, once I heard the “job” for his garden, I got chills. Literally just watched a doc on a story with the same exact method used to lure the girl. Old bf knew a real estate guy, but the guy was a creep and when he invited the chick and her new man to work on his property, real estate guy shot the new bf and held the girl as his sex slave.
Pro tip for girls: when a creeper is hitting on you, say "Well, as long as you dont mind dating a a person who has transitioned." But I guess there is the possibility that he'd be down.
I remember I talk to this one girl and we hit it off and I got her snap, but once we ask our age and she said she was 17, I block her and didn't dare to talk to her. People saying, "Just wait one year" No, I'm not doing that!
In this guy's defense, I HOPE he meant "17 is a good age to be because you have a whole lifetime ahead of you" kind of thing... I'm typing this comment before watching the rest of the video, so I HOPE that's what this guy was meaning, becasue I've heard old people say this to young people my whole life, in a format where there's nothing creepy happening that leads up to them saying it. they just say "oh, you're xxx, that's a good age to be, I remember when I was xxx it was great" kind of thing. LET'S HOPE THIS IS WHERE THIS GUY IS AT WITH THAT (something tells me he's about to get full creep mode) :::EDIT::: I hit play after I typed this first part, and after hearing what he said about his knee and what he said about his house in the country and maybe needing help, I THINK he has some sort of mild mental disability and when he realized she was underage, he tried to salvage the conversation.... I've seen ALOT OF CREEPY MOTHERFUCKERS in my life, he didn't set off my "creep" alarm to full effect. He's certainly creepy, but I think its more to do with he's a little mentally challenged. And him being older, he probably didn't realize HOW YOUNG she was, and tried to salvage the conversation and not look like a total dickstain. Because had he been a LEGIT FULL ON CREEP, he would have gotten a little aggressive when she said she was 17, instead of changing the subject to his knee injury. I COULD BE WRONG AND ALWAYS ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION PEOPLE IF YOU'RE APPROACHED BY SOMEBODY YOU DON'T KNOW... but this reads more like a lonely, mentally challenged older man than a bonafide creep with foul intentions. I used to work in retail. I've seen SHIT tons of bonafide creeps in action. This guy, when she said she had the phone call, he was "oh, ok," kind of thing.... a genuine creep would have tried to stay involved with her even with her on the phone. NOW THIS ISN'T THE GOSPEL, lol, he could be the most prolific serial rapist/murderer in the history of america... we don't know, always err on the side of caution... but he's just not giving me the hair on the back of my neck vibe.... I've met far too many that do, I can usually spot them pretty quickly. Unfortunately.
I get you want that positive K/D but I never see someone so passive playing halo like not even rushdown a little bit or re-challenge when at below full health
Before watching this video, there's no way this is going to be worse than the Eugene who danced in front of the whole class, just to get a hug from his crush.
“Could I buy one of those things for ya” Listen Ebenezer that might’ve worked back in your day when the dinosaurs were still around but nowadays if you lead with that simp behavior you’re not gonna go anywhere.
I always tell women they should travel in groups or with a man, but I get called a misogynist for it. Then stuff like this happens and they look dumb. Protect yourselves even if it makes you feel weak or less than a man. You've only got one life
Yo, Birdman! Can we get an update on the video _'Boy Becomes a Girl but Now He Wants to Be a Boy Again'?_ He started eating estrogen at age of 12, but 2 years later he changed his mind and wanted to be a boy again. That video is 4 years old. So he/she/it should be over 18 now. It would be interested to know what happened, with him/her/it and a child's body when eating estrogen, and then stop. Reversible, or complete failure?
Ending up a screenshot in a girl's group chat is bad, but ending up in a birdman video is worse
😂😂
Lmao
At least I would have something to look back on proudly during my prison sentence
💀
Girl: "I'm only 17"
Stranger: "that's a good age to be"
Chris Hansen: "hey hows it going, why don't you have a seat right over there "
Greetings fellow T-Capper.
17 is legal pops - Viper The Rapper
@@digitalcthulhu143 not when you're as old as him
Stranger: you want a slice of pizza?
@@dragoon282 LMFAOOOOO
That boy shooting from full court, blindfolded facing away from the rim 😂
And he shooting a 50 pound medicine ball 😂
Plot twist: He's shooting outside of the Arena
@@chaosdromanah8620 in a football arena even. The target is halfway across the state
He is following the teachings of the supreme gentleman 🪦
@@thebabyisher4760 that emoji💀💀💀
This almost feels like old school Birdman, reacting to a pickup video, good shit
Making me feel old now
Fr 😭
Lol we need more of this
No he would be roasting feminists for it to be old school Birdman
Although the pickup line was nearly as bad as the one in Fallout New Vegas The Frontier Mod sized DLC.
“This dude definitely has people’s toes in his fridge”
That line got me💀 On a serious note, this dude is creepy asf & gotta leave
No he aint stop hating on us incels. Chads will be exterminated one day
@@thebabyisher4760 ?
Bro wtf get some help
@@thebabyisher4760 L + ratio
@@PhantommJ I hate niggas who say ratio, but I hate incel trolls more, therefore I liked your comment
The fact that he kept on trying after she said she was 17 should ring enough bells.
No it shouldnt she got too aroused by this gentleman . Us incels are proud of him
@@thebabyisher4760 no
@@thebabyisher4760 😂😂
@@thebabyisher4760 wtf
@@desera72 You've not been on this channel for long have you?
At first I’m like, he’s just nervous and kinda weird but whatever. Then “I’m 17” he doesn’t immediately start to retreat, clearly this isn’t good.
Then he just kept going…
That’s what I was thinking 😂
babe wake up, bird man posted
Oh wait, I don’t have a bae 😔
@@therealmvp2303 don't worry man no one here does 😞
@@bamb514 who noone😏
@@therealmvp2303 you aint the only one
@@therealmvp2303 good
"Oh, 17 huh, that's a good age to be"😂 procedes to show his knee for some reason😂
He is putting that stacey in her place. Chads will soon meet their downfalls and us incels will take over
@@thebabyisher4760 you're a weirdo lol
@@thebabyisher4760 lmaoo that picture is so old
@@bblbryan265 Before the roids
@@bblbryan265 its not even birdman in that picture birdman did a full face reveal already
She should have just turned around and just said “I’m Chris Hanson”.
“I call you Chris Handsome. I want booty. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours…” - Booty Warrior
You wish… he done nothing wrong respect the gentleman for putting this stacey in her place
Also respect to the supreme gentleman R.IP
@@NixLotus hell nah bruh. Boondocks
But fr this is real life not a RUclips video..
Her: I’m seventeen
Him: that’s a good age to be
FBI: *OPEN UP*
Chris: That's a good seat to sit in
You cant stop us incels will take over one day mark my worda
Grandad must’ve been in Cryo-sleep since the Mediaeval period and doesn’t realise you can’t hit on minors anymore 😂
Unseal the hushed casket vibes 😂
Wow, back then.... They weren't minors @ 17
Too bad he didn't get the kiss close like the other Eugenes.
See man, this is where I gotta disagree, I think the whole conversation after she said her age was him trying to redirect it from a flirty conversation to a different vibe.... he sounded like he was mentally challenged. he didn't set off my creeper alarm, he's just old, mentally challenged, and awkward. I used to work retail and this guy's NOTHING. There's some really REALLY soulless monsters out there the word predator can't even describe.
Bro you don't say this and not share stories.
Bro is a 60 year old farmer playin in the wrong field shooting 40-0
I live out in the country 🤣
0-40*
I miss the Eugene picks up girls videos
😭 Eugene grew up
Yeah he’s letting these Eugene’s run rampant.
Missed opportunity to make this a Eugene video
Lol same
He can't make Eugene vids anymore cause yt demonized those videos or took them down
Had to stop mid Sara Jay stroke session to watch this video and I deeply want you to know Birdman you are worth it.
Respect 100%
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking dying
Bro 😂
No shit, me too my boy 😂
Y’all wild😂😂
Poor guy just wanted help with his garden, man. He was just looking back on the good times when he was 17 and both his knees worked just fine 😔
Jeb Bush supporters be like:
I stand by the fact that "Hey. You look pretty. Wanna go on a date?" Is a 8/10 on the pick-up line strength tier list.
nah
that sounds like something that’ll get you ignored
What about “ do you like sleeping?” “Yeah” “ same let’s do it together some time”😂 I saw it on Instagram and it’s either smart or weird and idk which
That only works if you fit the girl's type. Trust me, people have done that to me and if you don't look attractive to me, the answer is "thank you but I'm not trying to get in a relationship".
All pick-up lines are heavily reliant on your appearance.
"So we're going to be.. reacting to a video.. which is always exciting..." he sounds so bored of doing RUclips now compared to a year ago
I don't blame him. He can't go as hard as he used to cause of new RUclips rules.
Old man is getting older :(
Tbh. I still fuck with him but that drive been gone 😪
Pretty sure you're reading that sarcasm wrong lmao
@@chibu3972 it doesn’t make a difference if it was sarcasm or not tho. If it is then he’s intentionally tryna say it’s boring and if not then he lying and it’s boring to him
I know there are like 5 girls subbed to Birdman but pro tip; “I’m only 17” seems like a great line to reject someone. 🤣
Not if hes a nonce like this guy lol
As one of the 5 girls subbed I confirm that it's a useful line but an even better one is "I'm gay"
Its alot more then 5. Dont assume all women are crazy feminist just cause a higher percent are. That's like assuming all blacks are part of BLM when about 30 percent of them are against it and support trump. I'm sure the percent of females who arent insane might be around that too.
@@WM-mu8ep it’s a joke. See: “hyperbole”. Good word for English essays.
@@chandlersohns6258 The lie that always works on me is "I have a boyfriend" I know they don't have one, but if they're willing to lie about it, what else would they lie about? Liars are the biggest turn off for men, but their are a few who won't care about a girl lying and just play along to try and get in their pants.
It's very common for dude's like this to approach girls trying to shop. I used to work at Walmart and I have had creepy male customers bothering me and other female associates. We have also had to help escort women to their cars because a dude was stalking them and they didn't feel safe.
It's not an uncommon occurrence sadly.
Man this stuff is rampant now. I think the internet has created creeps because when I was younger, dudes would approach, but they'd all have game and actually looked presentable.
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 Yup, Internet's been giving these old dudes too much Confidence
So its a common ocurrence?
@@carboncopy4183 i would guess in a workplace it would be a maximum of once a week but i could be wrong, them weird mfs do be everywhere
@@carboncopy4183 Once a week.
Let me catch my grandpa tryna show a 17 year old his injured knee
literally a ted bundy moment lol
Dude got a tick on his knee from hiding in the bushes outside the thrift store
The way that man walked into the isle.
😭😭😭
Yea, he was hunting her down 😂
Respect to him
Absolutely stalker mode.
always a great day when bird man posts
All heil the supreme gentleman RIP 🪦
That’s a thrift store, dude out there telling her “Yo, I can give you 1$ if you want 😉”
A nickel for my pickle
Homie needs to step his game up and show her that stack of 1's.
Fr that's what I was thinking
Last time birdman posted a video about people's pick up game skills , someone tried to fight him
oh shit i remember that 😂 shit was crazy lmfao
Haven’t been subbed for long, tell me about this.
Dont remember
Which vid when
@@reedy_9619 years ago lmfao
@@Jay-hp6pu you'd have to watch the videos.
I thoroughly enjoy all your content and really wish you uploaded more homie
This man really tried to evolve from I have candy in my van to my garden needs cleaning
“Oh this is the thrift store! My bad I thought I was in the bakery I’m just looking for some cupcakes”
Oh boy!
Edp445?
50 year old: how old are you??
17 year old: 17
50 year old: same age as my daughter.
17 year old: .......
Fellas. Unless you had a REALLY good pickup line and assuming you're decent looking, most of the time, the difference between whether a pickup line will work or not completely depends on if she's into you or not. That's all there is to it. You're welcome.
I would like to add onto that.
Show confidence. Don't gotta do too much but just be chill and let your mind do the work and I promise you the words will fall into place but you gotta believe in yourself first
I would like to add onto that.
Show confidence. Don't gotta do too much but just be chill and let your mind do the work and I promise you the words will fall into place but you gotta believe in yourself first
its really simple. if shes into you, you dont need pickup lines.
You don’t need a pick up line to talk to a female, just talk. To each their own tho 👌🏾
Exactly everyone. And when she's really into you, you don't even need to talk. That's a fact.
Only thing I heard was "I'm 17" (regardless if she was lying) and the fact that he then PROCEEDED to invite her to work on his "garden"
Old Birdman would've called the guy a Eugene.
It should’ve ended after the “no thanks, I’m good” 6 seconds in.
"Can you guess which one of my knees are bad?" Had me rolling😭😭😭😭
“ he was already pulling up from half court with this one” is the greatest lmao
Eugene in his golden years right here
Got scared reading the video title, thought someone leaked footage of me spitting game
Get in shape and get your shit in order and you'll pull bitches. It's not a hard formula
Nigga just wanted his garden cleaned smh
“We’ll that’s a good age to be” I’m absolutely garfunkled
These dude need to stop embarrassing themselves, making us look bad fr
Bro your comparing yourself to him!?!😧
Making middle-aged pedophiles look bad
He makes other Eugenes look good
@@I61void nah i meant as in he’s making the male race look bad
When she said “she’s 17” you gotta dip
I almost called this guy the "E" word.
Birdman a whole 35 year old man and got creeped out. That's an achievement LML
Videos like this bring me back to the good ol Birdman videos
He can't be a serial killer... Serial killers are smooth... Or at least they go FUBAR all the way...
Typically they’re charming. This dude is just a fckin weirdo. Lol
@@Jay-hp6pu yeah... that is my point, they are great talkers or they just hide and beat you to death before even seeing then...
damn anyone can be a serial killer
what does FUBAR mean? I thout it was a mixtape
@@samething9376 fucked up beyond all reason
Birdman literally took the words out of my mouth I actually believe she just caught a serial killer on camera 📷
Idk about serial killer, but most definitely a pedophile
Why didn't she show him fully on camera put this fools face out there
All Birdman has to say to pick up girls is “alright what’s going on guys”.
Dude really tried to get her in the basement in 2022 😂
lowkey when I met my girl at a farmers market when she was working and shr standing looking at beans for about 7 mins straight near the produce place but she was mad cute so I stood around looking at shit still she decided to move somewhere more approachable, got her number and been dating for 8 months now. now looking back at it it was a bit weird I stood around giving off stalker vibes but it worked 😭
Did you hit her with the “sooo one of my knees is messed up wanna guess which one” 🤣
@@westbrook0853 nah fam hit her with the "thats a good age to be" line 😎
@@topintro9986 LOL yeah I’ll see you featured in the next bird man vid bruh
I think his terrible communication skills made his “pretty good age to be” comment creepier. I really feel like that was just his awkward “oh okay that’s cool” response.
yea that was my read too. nonetheless, he's still a creep and a weirdo
@@ggoldhagen24 100%, once I heard the “job” for his garden, I got chills. Literally just watched a doc on a story with the same exact method used to lure the girl. Old bf knew a real estate guy, but the guy was a creep and when he invited the chick and her new man to work on his property, real estate guy shot the new bf and held the girl as his sex slave.
Im kinda curious as to what this guys life story is. Did he have a loving family? Did he even have friends? What made him become this fucking weird?
some people can't handle alone time guy.
Pro tip for girls: when a creeper is hitting on you, say "Well, as long as you dont mind dating a a person who has transitioned." But I guess there is the possibility that he'd be down.
"You look pretty. Let me pay."
This guy simped for 60 yrs already...
Imagine that shame.
Mans started at half court, then ran backwards, spun around three times, threw the ball behind the back, with one hand, and in the wrong direction.
Down horrendously 🤣😂
This dude is like a PSA in the 80’s warning about “stranger danger” given flesh.
Bruh this situation is pain
Bro should’ve 180ed immediately after the “I’m 17”
The girl probably not even 17. She just said that but he still was going with it. LMAO
Has Birdman's use of the word "Eugene" in the past been getting him Demonitized, reported, or both? What happened?
We all wanna know
It'll be back someday. We just gotta wait out all this shit with youtube.
It Got replaced by Simp and incel
When he made the comment about his knee, I fully expected him to drop his pants
Makes me miss the eugene videos😂
Finally This is what I’ve been waiting for, a good old classic Eugene 2016 type video
There should be a PowerPoint on why birdman is the Funniest guy
"This dude for sure has peoples toes in his fridge" 🤣
Pick up? Bro this the world’s first fumble line
Let me out of your basement Birdman
I can only hope one day this dude sees me in a store and thinks I’m beautiful. And I have a PS5 in my hand.
Lol yeah right. Where can you go and buy a PS5 off the shelf?
@@mr.s9783 don’t over think the joke
I remember I talk to this one girl and we hit it off and I got her snap, but once we ask our age and she said she was 17, I block her and didn't dare to talk to her. People saying, "Just wait one year" No, I'm not doing that!
R.I.P. homie. He gonna learn one day
Nahhh when u that old, its too late😭
haven’t seen one of your videos since the swatting videos and the skai jackson but it’s good to be back
He showed no confidence at all. That was his first mistake.
And his second mistake is being the same age as this girls grandpa😂
@@handicracked8184 😂😂😂
In this guy's defense, I HOPE he meant "17 is a good age to be because you have a whole lifetime ahead of you" kind of thing... I'm typing this comment before watching the rest of the video, so I HOPE that's what this guy was meaning, becasue I've heard old people say this to young people my whole life, in a format where there's nothing creepy happening that leads up to them saying it. they just say "oh, you're xxx, that's a good age to be, I remember when I was xxx it was great" kind of thing. LET'S HOPE THIS IS WHERE THIS GUY IS AT WITH THAT (something tells me he's about to get full creep mode) :::EDIT::: I hit play after I typed this first part, and after hearing what he said about his knee and what he said about his house in the country and maybe needing help, I THINK he has some sort of mild mental disability and when he realized she was underage, he tried to salvage the conversation.... I've seen ALOT OF CREEPY MOTHERFUCKERS in my life, he didn't set off my "creep" alarm to full effect. He's certainly creepy, but I think its more to do with he's a little mentally challenged. And him being older, he probably didn't realize HOW YOUNG she was, and tried to salvage the conversation and not look like a total dickstain. Because had he been a LEGIT FULL ON CREEP, he would have gotten a little aggressive when she said she was 17, instead of changing the subject to his knee injury. I COULD BE WRONG AND ALWAYS ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION PEOPLE IF YOU'RE APPROACHED BY SOMEBODY YOU DON'T KNOW... but this reads more like a lonely, mentally challenged older man than a bonafide creep with foul intentions. I used to work in retail. I've seen SHIT tons of bonafide creeps in action. This guy, when she said she had the phone call, he was "oh, ok," kind of thing.... a genuine creep would have tried to stay involved with her even with her on the phone. NOW THIS ISN'T THE GOSPEL, lol, he could be the most prolific serial rapist/murderer in the history of america... we don't know, always err on the side of caution... but he's just not giving me the hair on the back of my neck vibe.... I've met far too many that do, I can usually spot them pretty quickly. Unfortunately.
I get you want that positive K/D but I never see someone so passive playing halo like not even rushdown a little bit or re-challenge when at below full health
Man's took a shot from 3 courts away while blind folded and getting repeatedly kicked in the shin by a mule
My day was so trash and now its better. Thanks birdie
Before watching this video, there's no way this is going to be worse than the Eugene who danced in front of the whole class, just to get a hug from his crush.
Definitely miss the Birdman reaction vids 😔
“Could I buy one of those things for ya”
Listen Ebenezer that might’ve worked back in your day when the dinosaurs were still around but nowadays if you lead with that simp behavior you’re not gonna go anywhere.
Bro has such horrendous game that he makes Eugenes look like chads. L rizz
The first part was fine, like dude is a little awkward but hey respect for shooting your shot. Everything after that was just straight red flags 😂
This dude could be a murderer he's trying to lure her over to his house
Probably a rappist. Seems like he wants the cheeks more than her life.
I’m expecting a metoo scenario
Eugene lives by "If shes 17, I'm 17"
Bird man your gameplay is hella sus.
It's Halo infinite. The game is dogshit. They released an unfinished game.
Girl: I'm seventeen
Prince Andrew: Would you like to become a princess?
As weird as this shit is I can't say it's uncommon.. Beware the thrift shops and dollar stores, lol.
You and sensitive society collab-ing would funny as hell
Let me catch MY son having the creepiest approach
"Hes probably git peoples toes in his fridge" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being a dude, this shit reminds me that women really do go through it with stuff like this
I always tell women they should travel in groups or with a man, but I get called a misogynist for it. Then stuff like this happens and they look dumb. Protect yourselves even if it makes you feel weak or less than a man. You've only got one life
That end of match T bag is most likely how the girl felt after successfully getting away from scrooge Mcflakey
Let me catch my son picking up a chick like this
Bro said let's play "Who can Guess the Tick Knee?!"
Dude just wanted his garden fixed 😢
Girl: "But I'm only 17."
Dude: "That's a good age to be"
Me: "Who else but Quagmire?!"
Guy figured this would play out the same way IRL as it does on the hub
Yo, Birdman! Can we get an update on the video _'Boy Becomes a Girl but Now He Wants to Be a Boy Again'?_
He started eating estrogen at age of 12, but 2 years later he changed his mind and wanted to be a boy again. That video is 4 years old. So he/she/it should be over 18 now. It would be interested to know what happened, with him/her/it and a child's body when eating estrogen, and then stop. Reversible, or complete failure?
As soon as he started talking bout his knee's I would have ran away
She not safe no more
I’m disgusted but laughing my ass off at the same time. This a grown ass eugene