Evan Ya Boi can you blame him? He probably moved past that dark period in his life and didn't want those videos popping up when he applied for jobs and stuff.
Id hire him, no woman, no kids, no commitment, able to move on the spot, "um yeah Eugene we need to relocate you we got a first class ticket and first class luggage for you and Melissa". He'd be a perfect employee!
I understand the sentiment, but for that much money, it would have to be able to mimic a real life woman to its fullest without the drama and headache a woman brings before I even consider it. This is more like a rip off, because you are paying a fortune for a life less doll.
Jibroni Gibironi depends on what you want, a potentially annoying/crazy/needy/expensive gf or one that is predictable. You’re getting exactly what you’re paying for here. The only problem is society hasn’t excepted it yet
Then stop going after broke as females that ony cost you money. When the only talent they have is nagging and being a feminist. I work, pay my own bills, cook, clean and spoil my man. I'm a female and I can agree that feminist are super stupid. All females are not the same and feminist do not represent real women.
@Legendary super Saiyan Broly "I thought he'd be all for this with the amount of incel videos against women he's made" That's like saying that the leftists that "defend" poor people would be okay with them to keep living on the streets.
Take This L Films Ikr. They make them look like the "real" (like from an actual quality company) thing and make a shitload of money that way. That's how business in this world works.
mate, cheer up you're only 19, there's no point being so self critical at your age, just go run amuck have fun, decent ladies come and go all the time, so enjoy your time. ;) And look into stocks and options if you wanna focus on making some good money! Good luck :D
If he keeps making videos, there might be a doll's rights movement soon... A bunch of dolls marching with signs all lawyered up doing talk shows and writing tell-all books...Yeah, it's coming🤣 🎭
Even if she's like BladeRunner 2049 all digital but with the potential to access the real deal. Save Save Save. It's coming. Here's a hint at a friend of mine who is working with a company on a project to get it going
@@RidlleForest there are scaled down models at this current time,but I would say no later than 2028 by 2037 they are working on the more fully functional more indescribable ones. Here is the link: ruclips.net/video/YvbAqw0sk6M/видео.html. Of course pricing,power/charging aspects, shipping logistics will have to be worked out plus the obvious regulation & laws.
I thought it was an actual girl in the thumbnail. I wasn't entirely focused on her though. I was like "oh eugene managed to get some asian girlfriend, the fuck is this?"
I couldn’t have said it better myself. It’s one of those plain and simple facts of life. Rejection is a huge part of it, in every facet of life. I wouldn’t say fuck people but fuck their judgements. You gotta keep rollin fam. Light it up
Technically, i think he got the better deal. Unless you can wheel and deal with a charisma stat higher than Shepard from Mass Effect, then shelling out 2800 G's upfront and never having to worry about a girl getting hungry, angry, bored, annoying, bitchy and on a period again? Shiet, man i don't know. Not condoning putting it up online, of course, but shiet.
While I agree with the root message of your comment, I think it's important for you to know... A "G" is equivalent to $1000. His sex doll did not cost 2.8 million dollars.
At first I was like: "Man, this guy's a loser" Then I started to think: "This guy gets friction action on a daily basis that is very close to the action with an actual female" "Relatively low cost compared to an actual female, low maintenance" "No female bullshit, no lying, no nagging, no cheating, no bitching about how I don't want to marry her." "Downsides: no kids and people would think I'm a future serial killer if they found out" I don't know, Birdman, I think this guy is ahead of the curve
@@emceemunchapussy1891 it smells the same as a woman in real life who doesn't bathe. Do you think all women smell good? Poor thing, you don't know a woman.
Casey Koplin There's always nagging, whether it's a real woman or a sex doll. In the movie "Lars and the real girl" Ryan Gosling gets nagged by his sex doll lol
@@GrrSaidTheWolf that doesnt mean in real life the sex doll can control AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING besides if it was like that it depends on what type of doll anyways
@@GrrSaidTheWolf not everyone's the same though it wont work on EVERYONE and like i said its the specific doll that even have that compatibility to talk or whatever
@@unfunny8705 The fuck are you talking about? When did I say anything about a talking doll. This is the part where you do some research on the movie "Lars and the real girl". But since I know you're not going to do that, I'll sum it up quick for you. The main character Lars has schizoid personality disorder, he buys an anatomically correct sex doll (just a doll, can't speak), people around him freak out, Lars starts to hang out with human pussy. Lars's mental disorder causes an argument with his sex doll over dating human pussy, Lars the breaks up with his sex doll for human pussy.
Do you want to be destroyed over time by something cold, heartless, soul less and mechanical, like something from The Matrix movies..... Or do you want to hold a robot at night?
K M I like how people like this can get away with because "she's In the medical field", yet people can sue you for saving their life (giving them CPR without consent).
@@faintsmile363 in the day and age of dishwashers what woman actually does.... Considering how she will expect you to use your money to buy something to do her job for her.... Just my two cents
@@faintsmile363 true but she doesn't eat and create dishes and mess so really you are just cleaning up after yourself which you been doing which is fine.
Andrew B it is sad. He is distancing himself for society. He needs help being social. And he may never get it. If he’s truly happy then whatever he just do him. But if he isn’t truly happy I really hope the guy finds it one day. Sad story
This is really depressing. Buying one of these things really reduces the chances of ever dating a human woman. Being in a relationship with a sex doll totally obliterates the chances of ever being with a real woman. He's basically giving up on human love forever.
Y’all remember when these dolls first came out and women were afraid they’d replace them? And a brothel in I think Singapore switched over to these dolls and business went up and a lot of the callgirls started getting ignored
@@cliffhanger5328 I just want to see the look on Feminist's faces when half the male population finds it easier to bang a droid instead of actual women, and our species begins to go extinct.
Tesco Products there is only three possible reasons why eugene posted this video 1: he's not right in the head 2: he lost a bet 3: this man has the biggest balls ever and actually posted a review on the doll
@@BrayoFitnessTrainer We're no longer together ... i tend to spend a lot of money but she exacerbated my spending. I felt a lot of pressure, i also helped her pay her rent. I also spent thousands in legal fees due to arrest from false allegations by her, she used to gain leverage in a custody dispute. I havent seen my child in almost 2yrs. Ive never been a push over simp till i met her. I Let her get away with too much, a man must be a man. Logical, patient, etc... i lost my identity being with her
Funny thing is, I know lots of single women in their 40s or older who are crying “where’s the good men” The good guys are out there, but they are buying dolls and video game consoles instead.
Well, they are doing that because these women in their 40's totally ignored or mistreated them in their 20's and 30's, and now they want them to play captain saveaho to a bunch of used up thots, single moms, toxic f3minists, or purplehair landwhales. NOPE. NEVER SIMP, guys.
i had a dream where the doll in bloodborne, was acting really motherly to me. and i was like a 7 year old child. i just layed my head in her lap, sleeping peacefully until i woke up. so i see the doll as a mother figure, so i can't imagine having sex with her. but that's me i just wanted to share my dream it was one of my calmest and better dream.
@DivinexDragoonxRising all that fine, western meatbag trim, attitude, faithful like a dawg women....go git ya some, playah.... They all waiting for ya🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So resorting to spend your entire fucking a doll is paradise for ya’ll. how pathetic... you guys sound just like those feminazis, full of self pity. Crying about crazy women XD if hell really does exist, ya’ll be the first guests for Satan, don’t keep him waiting! Have fun while the world’s burning 😂😂 Like if yall have a problem with women why fuck a doll in the image of a WOMAN 🤦♂️ smh
Birdman it's 2019 and this guys decision is super valid. that doll won't falsely accuse him of rape that doll won't take him to court for child support or alimony that doll won't belittle him or play games with he's mind
You should be more picky when you chose who to date and make sure that you are the best version of yourself at any given time before you decide to date. That’s just some simple advice for both men and women.
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its not a doll, its a action figuer
ImJustGeo lol
GOTTA COLLECT THEM ALL XD
ImJustGeo "action"
Stepbrothers
ImJustGeo Yea. "Action figure" 😉
In 15 years people are going to look back and realize that this guy was ahead of his time
Yeah but then by the time that rolls around, not being able to get a girl wont be stigmatized
@@leovang3425 if this continues the human race will go extinct
Idk more like in 15 years he could be in serial killer hall of fame
Lmao wut getting a girl isnt even hard u bunch of simps
@@rexbarr_5783 I'm not saying it's hard, I'm saying in 15 years IF you cant get a girl no one will give a shit.
Damn, this guy is lucky. She'll never talk back and never grow old. Just wait a few more years with technology, she'll be walking and talking lol
I wish I could fucking like this 3 times
I do know understand how these dolls work.....
or its because I'm a virgin
Id prefer the model that shuts the fuck up. Girls are best seen and not heard :)
GravellerGear
Did you say, he is lucky🤔?? 😦Damn!!
Amen, hopefully one day we can put all the women in breeding chambers underground and nor have to put up with estrogen outbursts all the time.
1. Cost effective.
2. Always swallows
3. Always keeps her mouth shut afterwards
4. Stays in shape
5. Won't ever divorce you
This the one 😂
Always swallows? I don't know about that one man as you probably would have to scoop and clean that shit out of its throat, god damn...
@@Sizifus I just died ROTFLMAO, The image that creates
Wont throw shade if you nut first🤣🤷♂️
6. Doesn’t age 👌
Give the man some props I would not have the balls to upload a video like that wtf
Garo yeah except he deleted the channel all together lmao
Evan Ya Boi can you blame him? He probably moved past that dark period in his life and didn't want those videos popping up when he applied for jobs and stuff.
Garo I mean I wouldn't buy one not only because I'm a female but i can get more ass than that for free
irrelevant loserr wtf are you talking about
idk i think that girl into some freaky Kevin gates EATING not clapping but eating ass bs idk a Eugena might've appeared
Let me catch my son disrespecting Melissa.
Facts
i fucking love your profile pic.
Melissa ain't even a living being!
Mituna Captor
Shut the fuck up you heretic, Melissa is a strong independent woman
Dropped what is this “If I catch my son” thing?
First rule of doll banging. You don't talk about doll banging.
Right
TheBunkerBuster 105 what club?
JoeCnNd what's rule 2?
TheBunkerBuster 105 ah sorry man I think need to go see a doctor man I should've known
JoeCnNd LMAO
Could of been worse. He could of gave the $3000 to an E-girl.
pYRoCyNiCaL
@@It_guy613 True but that was a business move.
@@jvillain9946 yea im not saying hes wrong lol
Lol
thats worse
Whoa, I thought I was socially awkward...
Craig Riches I thought I was, I am. But not this badly.
Craig Riches me to and now I see this fucking guy though am not that socialy akword I just have a problem looking people in the eye
Craig Riches Thai guy probably only talks to white people because they want to be friends with a black guy
Craig Riches IKR
Isaiah Young your just shy that's it, that use to be me
A black Eugene? what a time to be alive
FlxMartinez gender equality and racial equality
FlxMartinez Almost as weird and cringy as a weaboo.
Aseril forreal bruh anime sucks
FlxMartinez Uh what about the dude that shot up a club? His name was Eugene and was black
Edit: also wore fedoras
Next thing you know it's going to be a mixed Asian/Black, Jew, Gay, Eugene that wears fedoras and is equipped with a AK and a 9.
She doesnt talk back or empty your wallet. Perfect girlfriend
Lol
She only empties your wallet on the first date
@Elijah Soper $2800 is way cheaper than a divorce
yeah the one i picked up from the local cemetery yesterday was the same like this
Judy Hinterlong is here asking the questions that count.
i bought a vibrator but i just talk to it. i didn't buy it to use it for sex or anything.
No bullshit is Cool
You need to use my head...
Ive seen you in some other videos
I love no bullshit xxx LMAO. Of course. Don't need to objectify it and make it feel inferior.
I like no bs too.
Finally, a non-white Eugene, that's refreshing.
hunterkiller1440 how did this eugene thing get started
hes half white10 percent whwitee
nah this fuckin sucks for me am black
hunterkiller1440 😂😂
•diversety•
Id hire him, no woman, no kids, no commitment, able to move on the spot, "um yeah Eugene we need to relocate you we got a first class ticket and first class luggage for you and Melissa". He'd be a perfect employee!
Fr, bring melissa with you
Well I mean it's better than a feminist is so congratulations to him.
@Justin Last yo wtf. That was a little too vivid man. Almost like someone was recalling a memory
@Justin Last lmao!
$2800 is nothing compared to what he would have to pay with a real girlfriend
Only simps pay for girls
FACTS BRO..REAL FACTS
I understand the sentiment, but for that much money, it would have to be able to mimic a real life woman to its fullest without the drama and headache a woman brings before I even consider it. This is more like a rip off, because you are paying a fortune for a life less doll.
Jibroni Gibironi depends on what you want, a potentially annoying/crazy/needy/expensive gf or one that is predictable. You’re getting exactly what you’re paying for here. The only problem is society hasn’t excepted it yet
Then stop going after broke as females that ony cost you money. When the only talent they have is nagging and being a feminist. I work, pay my own bills, cook, clean and spoil my man. I'm a female and I can agree that feminist are super stupid. All females are not the same and feminist do not represent real women.
Let me catch my son with a doll as his girlfriend.
Insert Witty Username Here with 2800$ i (hire) some works to help my son learn about the human body..wink wink
Dead Man600 no need just shot em
Insert Witty Username Here let me catch my mom making Higlights of Beauty and the Beast vids on her RUclips channel
Insert Witty Username Here at least she doesn't get pregnant
let me catch my son having a witty username
Cheaper than having a girlfriend let’s be real father birdman
Yup and its a guaranteed expense, a real GF may not be in the "mood" or some shit after you spent a bunch of $$$ on her, the doll wont do that :P
😂😂
@@shadowmaverick15 agreed peep game. A doll is a one time payment. A woman....should i say more? Lol
@@sambeezy007 Plus that doll wont "me too" your ass if she is mad at you
Yes. Agreed.
Eugene been getting all up in them robot walls
He's applying an electric current to those transistors if you know what I mean. ; )
Mark Spector is that a sex joke ,eugene joke or a sex joke for Eugene's
Use your imagination!
HIT THAT YEET BIH ALLLL KINDZZZZ
All Kindz
Eugene just happy that she doesn’t scream “HELP” when he hitting it from behind
underrated
Lmfao
We’re all thinking the same thing “What a loser.....”
“How much for one?”
Actual thoughts
Nah bruh “shes” creepy asf
😂
@Legendary super Saiyan Broly "I thought he'd be all for this with the amount of incel videos against women he's made"
That's like saying that the leftists that "defend" poor people would be okay with them to keep living on the streets.
@Legendary super Saiyan Broly Saying that incels would view having a sex doll positively is like saying a leftist is fine with inequality.
She will shut up and won't cheat on you. If only they knew how to cook.
Just wait a few years
With Elon Musk's chip implant on brain/head .
We're not far from real cyborgs😏
@@kennymichaelalanya7134 Cyborgs or Androids because a Cyborg is half human half robot.
GSC was just thinking that lol, only time will tell and she too will find herself another Eugene
Ohh golly g wizz make me a sandwich
Let me catch my son saying 65 pounds is extremely heavy.
Manuel Ochoa trust me I have the same doll that thing is kinda crazy. It’s dead weight so it’s actually tough after a while.
Blunt Bandit 509 not at all.
@@merikijiya13 is the pussy good?
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ lol
Heavy now days for a woman is 300lbs since they average at 200 now.
Wonder why i have NO MAS FUCKING CHALUPAS!!?
bitches be extra hungry, thats why.
At least she won't ever cheat on him.
Hold my beer...
Where is Ken at?
Not all people cheat though
@Champagne davy It is true, if you were a celibate Monk you would not cheat on anyone as just one easy example. So not everyone cheats.
@@leovang3425 Gi Joe, Woody, Buzz Light Year... Even Mr. Potato Head. He'll never be in touch with her dolly emotions as an outsider😥 🎭
" you where born with a hand" - birdman
u kill me dude 😂😂😂
dan B edit that shit and fix where to were
He's not a freak, he's just ahead of the curb.
Right they talking shit about him now but this man will helps us replace these woman with feedback about the doll lol
Heath ledger joker insider 😂
Curve*
So true lol
Incel alert
2800 bucks? He could of got two AKs for that price. Thank god he didn't.
Sam Alexis lol
Sam Alexis those turks would build you one for 100 a piece USD
XyerZen I would like 28 AK 47s, please! lol jk
XyerZen Black Market weapons are cheap to make but once they reach US lines and are untraceable their price increases drastically.
Take This L Films Ikr. They make them look like the "real" (like from an actual quality company) thing and make a shitload of money that way. That's how business in this world works.
Everyone's laughing but in reality he is just an early adopter.
ROFL
Sadly, I think you are correct, no irony, no sarcasm.
Ik I'm laughing
What's their stock ticker?
Early adopter? Ion think so x.x
I talk on behalf of all aliens,
We are not coming back.
Exactly.
since when did you even came here
Yoyo Yeah
Uh..... yes?
Veloceraptesaurus Official ikr that alien is a balugy balony
but who will probe us while we unconscious?
watching him with that doll makes me feel better about my life and I'm depressed 😂😂
Evilo Lio makes me feel worse about mine cuz he actually had $2850 at one point xD
aikredrabbit same I've never owned anywhere near that much in my 19 years 😂
mate, cheer up you're only 19, there's no point being so self critical at your age, just go run amuck have fun, decent ladies come and go all the time, so enjoy your time. ;)
And look into stocks and options if you wanna focus on making some good money! Good luck :D
IT WAS ACTUALLY ME, DIO thanks weeaboo :D
Evilo Lio me too
'You can hang her.'
That's bloody dark...
Craig Riches he into that freaky shit.
Craig Riches guess they can both relate now
He still more alpha than the dudes in the friendzone.
THIS IS TRUE LOL
Sad truth 😂
Lmao
yup he sticking to his convictions even if unpopular. thats a real man.
this is the perfect friendzone gift...
When you're rich but still can't get a girlfriend.
Jacob DiPonio truth
R E L A T A B L E
Bruh he’s smart at least he’s not getting any STDs.
@@goheezy6744 some are mixed 😂
@@goheezy6744 I mean these days the line between flesh and silicone is blurring anyway with all dem fake ass shit walking around so... 😂
Well, at least that doll is not a feminist yet.
wait I Know I'm hella late but...... yet? the word "yet" scares me.
Sounds like a good plot to a horror movie, a guy buys a sex doll and she slowly becomes sentient and turns into a crazy feminist
The hair sure looks like it though
He's gonna make the doll were a me too shirt lmaapo
Secretariat the feminist patch will be included in dos 1.2
Bro with the mee too movement and feminism, you can't shame guys anymore homie.
Bullshit
If he keeps making videos, there might be a doll's rights movement soon... A bunch of dolls marching with signs all lawyered up doing talk shows and writing tell-all books...Yeah, it's coming🤣 🎭
@The Beast nah its called being respectful
Girls: he should be 6 ft tall,dark and handsome
Boys:
define "dark".
Univ Univeral No.
@@univuniveral9713 😂
Anakin: my time has come
Univ Univeral made of dark matter.
2800 dollars still cheaper than a women.
In 50 years, 90% of men will be in his situation. Thanks to feminism!
darthvader0219 Not if Yasuo puts those bitches in their places. making women fear becoming a femenist
islam wont allow that. they'll claim the west from the eugenes and life will make sense again. peace be upon him
ChillonGrade Shut the fuck up, Islam won't take over.
Islam>feminism....easier to control the masses with islam
satan babies
they already took your mom
Not going to lie, after years of relationship drama i wouldn't mind having a robot girlfriend in the future.
Bruh for real lol...once they make them real enough just no nag and bs than id be up for it 😂
Even if she's like BladeRunner 2049 all digital but with the potential to access the real deal. Save Save Save. It's coming. Here's a hint at a friend of mine who is working with a company on a project to get it going
I have a relationship with my pillow
@@vinsokukan1879 so when we see dolls in markets? How long wait?
@@RidlleForest there are scaled down models at this current time,but I would say no later than 2028 by 2037 they are working on the more fully functional more indescribable ones. Here is the link: ruclips.net/video/YvbAqw0sk6M/видео.html. Of course pricing,power/charging aspects, shipping logistics will have to be worked out plus the obvious regulation & laws.
Nah man this ain't right. She is clearly just toying with him...
LOL
She is quite literally a toy
Ha!
Lol I see what you did there😂
*perfect
when the video started i saw "her" and I was like "wait a sec"
Noah Edwin me too
Noah Edwin did you not see the thumbnail or somethin
I thought it was an actual girl in the thumbnail. I wasn't entirely focused on her though. I was like "oh eugene managed to get some asian girlfriend, the fuck is this?"
Noah Edwin hol up
? Queen did I hear that correctly
yes
Matthew Gantt Yes, yes you did
Matthew Gantt bohemian rhapsody
hey 2850 is still less than a real girl lol
Display Name but if women were not in low enough places to be bought for $ then he wouldnt need the doll in the first place...
he'd be able to afford a professional high-end clean escort for that money
Display Name A 10$ Hooker is either giving you shit sex acts or AIDS.
Nah, just get a girl who makes bank.
A real girl you can get with nice clothes and average looks 🤷♂️
Imagine walking into your homie crib, and she chilling on the couch 🤨
🤜🏾😂🤣😂أحمد المنصور
@@classiccorporation5278 She got 3 holes, invinite another homie and make it a party
Me: um a few bad run in with real women?
Him: One gave me consent and she said it was still rape.
I would.... You know..
That dude has reached "Forever Alone, level GOD". Go out, meet people, get rejected, get over it and get out again because that's how life works.
Man FUCK LIFE!
someone out there has to say yes
but that doll is real
I couldn’t have said it better myself. It’s one of those plain and simple facts of life. Rejection is a huge part of it, in every facet of life. I wouldn’t say fuck people but fuck their judgements. You gotta keep rollin fam. Light it up
Well at leas this doll won't hurt his feelings 😂
because of feminism, guys like him are becoming more and more justified
Lol no
Damn is that true
Well I mean it's better than a feminist is so congratulations to him.
I have ur pfp as my background lol
Its easier to keep a doll than a landwhale
Technically, i think he got the better deal. Unless you can wheel and deal with a charisma stat higher than Shepard from Mass Effect, then shelling out 2800 G's upfront and never having to worry about a girl getting hungry, angry, bored, annoying, bitchy and on a period again?
Shiet, man i don't know.
Not condoning putting it up online, of course, but shiet.
>2800 G's
nigga what?
Juan Pablo 2800 dollars
While I agree with the root message of your comment, I think it's important for you to know...
A "G" is equivalent to $1000. His sex doll did not cost 2.8 million dollars.
At first I was like: "Man, this guy's a loser"
Then I started to think:
"This guy gets friction action on a daily basis that is very close to the action with an actual female"
"Relatively low cost compared to an actual female, low maintenance"
"No female bullshit, no lying, no nagging, no cheating, no bitching about how I don't want to marry her."
"Downsides: no kids and people would think I'm a future serial killer if they found out"
I don't know, Birdman, I think this guy is ahead of the curve
You fail to consider how it would SMELL after a while
@@emceemunchapussy1891 Yeah you have to wash them.
@@emceemunchapussy1891 It would smell like Pappa Nurgle's asshole if you didn't wash it, which you should do, you should wash it, I mean
@@emceemunchapussy1891
it smells the same as a woman in real life who doesn't bathe. Do you think all women smell good? Poor thing, you don't know a woman.
Sizifus lmao. This is one of those things that you know is just weird but theres some benefits if you’re into it. 😂😂
No nagging, no risk of anything negative what so ever, no risk of divorce rape.
Casey Koplin There's always nagging, whether it's a real woman or a sex doll. In the movie "Lars and the real girl" Ryan Gosling gets nagged by his sex doll lol
@@GrrSaidTheWolf that doesnt mean in real life the sex doll can control AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING besides if it was like that it depends on what type of doll anyways
@@unfunny8705 When that human being has a mental disorder like the movie I just referenced, then yes the sex doll can control the human.
@@GrrSaidTheWolf not everyone's the same though it wont work on EVERYONE and like i said its the specific doll that even have that compatibility to talk or whatever
@@unfunny8705 The fuck are you talking about? When did I say anything about a talking doll. This is the part where you do some research on the movie "Lars and the real girl". But since I know you're not going to do that, I'll sum it up quick for you. The main character Lars has schizoid personality disorder, he buys an anatomically correct sex doll (just a doll, can't speak), people around him freak out, Lars starts to hang out with human pussy. Lars's mental disorder causes an argument with his sex doll over dating human pussy, Lars the breaks up with his sex doll for human pussy.
I considered suicide just by looking at the thumbnail.
Scorpio woooow
just do it
lmao
In today's age I dont blame him. Too many rabid wildebeasts to worry about contracting a disease.
He will never get accused of sexual assault!
You laughin at him now, but that's gonna be all guys in 100 years thanks to feminism.
😂 we fucked
@@gami5205 not more than the dolls
No dude with the right beating to your child this cant happen
They gotta feel realer than this 1
Lol so true 😂😪
With so many crazy feminists out there can we seriously blame him? XD
@Jarno Taimela That too, getting fooled by some transgender chick with a sausage bigger than Eugene's future XD
Let me catch my son having an anime profile picture
@Clutch agreed, I am a virgin
@Clutch I know lol
@Clutch Says who? Oh a random kid on the internet , oh ok LOL buddy sure
Let me catch my son putting his "personality" in some doll.
Do you want to be destroyed over time by something cold, heartless, soul less and mechanical, like something from The Matrix movies.....
Or do you want to hold a robot at night?
The robot please
"I live alone, nobody comes in and out of here"
Does nobody come over at all or do you mean when they do come, they never leave? We need some context
Chaylen Tejeda no one escapes Eugene's dungeon boi
Chaylen Tejeda he turns them into dolls
Chaylen Tejeda Why would he kidnap people when he has melissa
That's some quality sex doll advertising
legend says that doll used to be a real person.
At least Melisa can't stab you and get away with it because she goes to med school...
Liomar Baru lmao
Liomar Baru you wanna talk about it buddy?
Liomar Baru and steal your money and take full custody of the kids and the house
TheYaksFeather it was on the news, the girl is getting 0 prison time sense she's in a medical field which is completely bs.
K M I like how people like this can get away with because "she's In the medical field", yet people can sue you for saving their life (giving them CPR without consent).
This dude makes me feel better about myself.....
Why? He still more alpha than u
Soooo. She doesn’t talk. Doesn’t say no. Doesn’t cheat? That’s the perfect woman!!
can't wash dishes tho 😪
@@faintsmile363 in the day and age of dishwashers what woman actually does.... Considering how she will expect you to use your money to buy something to do her job for her.... Just my two cents
Woah woah woah they never said anything about not cheating.
You forget: doesn't empty you wallet, get angry for no reason or ask where you have been. :-)
@@faintsmile363 true but she doesn't eat and create dishes and mess so really you are just cleaning up after yourself which you been doing which is fine.
Hey, don't knock this guy. At least he ain't simping.
Wooooahhh this is a level far worse than simping I can tell you that bud.
Excuse me, that's an action figure not a doll
PsychoPavilion lol
Yo, ima go fuck my action figure real quick
Hmm... "action figure" you think you slick
Well, G.I Joe here is getting loads of 'action' all right.
but that doll do action though
Poor guy. It makes him happy. . He's alone yall...
Andrew B it is sad. He is distancing himself for society. He needs help being social. And he may never get it. If he’s truly happy then whatever he just do him. But if he isn’t truly happy I really hope the guy finds it one day. Sad story
Ur defenfing a Eugene??? *This ain't adding up*
IT could be just a joke...😂
This is really depressing. Buying one of these things really reduces the chances of ever dating a human woman. Being in a relationship with a sex doll totally obliterates the chances of ever being with a real woman. He's basically giving up on human love forever.
O well🤷🏾♂️
I don’t blame him
What about deadpool
Overpopulation only exists in countries like India and China (those 2 countries have 4 billion people alone). Everywhere else is fine.
we still need to have another genocide....
2800.00$ hell that's a cheap relationship in today's world. Lmao
Never challenge Melissa to a staring contest
😂😂😂 that actually made me lmfao
Y’all remember when these dolls first came out and women were afraid they’d replace them? And a brothel in I think Singapore switched over to these dolls and business went up and a lot of the callgirls started getting ignored
matthew ryan That actually happened?? O.o
Watching this in 2019, and sex dolls are becoming more and more human. Soon we're gonna have entire clubs like Eden from Detroit: Become Human.
yeah this is what our new technology is going into. what a time to be alive
@@cliffhanger5328 I just want to see the look on Feminist's faces when half the male population finds it easier to bang a droid instead of actual women, and our species begins to go extinct.
@@6ixlxrd it'll be absolutely priceless, I can get behind that.
Gonna clap some robot cheeks 😋😂😂
@@crestedg7838 All the nut and no guilt or regret
Laughing at this guy's s** doll
Also me: typing this in the bed with my body pillow
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
But whos on the body pillow?
@@ebonygyro8736 satou chan
@@jodeljorda8155 nice 👌
Gay as fuark
A sex doll can't make false rape accusations
Wasn't Pornhub and Brazzers made for a reason?
Tesco Products there is only three possible reasons why eugene posted this video 1: he's not right in the head 2: he lost a bet 3: this man has the biggest balls ever and actually posted a review on the doll
@Chase Weston let me catch my son shit talking pr0n
On the bright side, she doesn't nag, complain, or ask for rights.
“Ask for rights” lmao clown spotted
She also doesn’t actually have sex with you. Hahahahaha this is such a joke. The guys here bitching about girls are sick.
Or respeck
@@YashayahTheAlmighty feminist *
@@chocolateking1143 shut up feminist
Well he got himself a quiet one who won’t hit “the wall.”
Taking it from Eugene she's definitely hitting the wall!! ROFL!
This one bounces
He spent 2800 dollars but he’s saving money because you have to spend way more on girls
ThicThanos you spend wayyy more plus 200k on possibly a child for 19 years
spent 20k on my baby momma over a 1.5 yr of dating
TraRob-EastSide what happened?
TraRob-EastSide or you’re still with her?
@@BrayoFitnessTrainer We're no longer together ... i tend to spend a lot of money but she exacerbated my spending. I felt a lot of pressure, i also helped her pay her rent.
I also spent thousands in legal fees due to arrest from false allegations by her, she used to gain leverage in a custody dispute.
I havent seen my child in almost 2yrs. Ive never been a push over simp till i met her.
I Let her get away with too much, a man must be a man. Logical, patient, etc... i lost my identity being with her
about to give my girlfriend 4" of personality
Cheeky Cxnt 4"?! You poor man. I'm so sorry. 😔
4 inched poor girl smh😐
who else thought that it was a real girl in the thumbnail
Nah man unless she had thousands of dollars of plastic surgery lol
LOL!!! I thought I was the only one.
Tranzit bus I knew it was fake when I saw the base of her neck
Nigel Joseph same
I did as well.
Funny thing is, I know lots of single women in their 40s or older who are crying “where’s the good men” The good guys are out there, but they are buying dolls and video game consoles instead.
LOL this deserves more likes
Well, they are doing that because these women in their 40's totally ignored or mistreated them in their 20's and 30's, and now they want them to play captain saveaho to a bunch of used up thots, single moms, toxic f3minists, or purplehair landwhales. NOPE. NEVER SIMP, guys.
@@jove1155 captain save a ho😂😂
@@jove1155 You're such a whiteknighting simp.
NiCe GuYs AlWaYs FiNisH lAsT
Playing with dolls has now a completely different meaning to my eyes
Lol
I'd put my "personality" into the bloodborne doll.
xXKongregateXx She's bad, I would too
i had a dream where the doll in bloodborne, was acting really motherly to me.
and i was like a 7 year old child.
i just layed my head in her lap, sleeping peacefully until i woke up.
so i see the doll as a mother figure, so i can't imagine having sex with her.
but that's me i just wanted to share my dream it was one of my calmest and better dream.
Id put more than my personality in her.
xXKongregateXx Low key she thicc af so same
Women play with Dolls when they are young now Men play with them when they Old
Moalosi Pixels how the turned tables
Actually girls doesn't play with dolls anymore nowadays. They plays with their non binary dinosaurs
Geraldo Rodriguew lmao
Eugene's girlfriend is less maintenance, more respectful, smarter, more appreciative, cheaper, and less entitled than mine.
Then break up with her tf, find yourself a better girl who's actually worth it.
Jonathan Rampersad ok boomer :^)
@@jono_owa that doesn't exist they're all the same
@@randomstories2706 ha, sure. Maybe in America, where I live (Caribbean) girls aren't like that
@@jono_owa let me catch a plane real quick I need one of these
I was about to catch my son dating a sex doll, but birdman uploaded
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I was about to bomb a concert but then birdman uploaded
werewolf 104 hahaha
ImKInxed uh
werewolf 104 LMFAO
LOL LMFAO
😂
Thank you feminism! This is what men have to resort to after the rise of the metoo movement.
@DivinexDragoonxRising based and redpilled.
@DivinexDragoonxRising all that fine, western meatbag trim, attitude, faithful like a dawg women....go git ya some, playah....
They all waiting for ya🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So resorting to spend your entire fucking a doll is paradise for ya’ll. how pathetic... you guys sound just like those feminazis, full of self pity. Crying about crazy women XD if hell really does exist, ya’ll be the first guests for Satan, don’t keep him waiting! Have fun while the world’s burning 😂😂
Like if yall have a problem with women why fuck a doll in the image of a WOMAN 🤦♂️ smh
2850 vs 18 years of child support hmmmm decision decisions.
Yeah, and the kid might not even be your own! No shame on Eugene.
*glances at thumbnail*
Oh its just a guy with his girlfriend? Maybe they are ta-
*sees girlfriend is a doll*
What the fuck
Preston Gravey
That doll is in need of your help here I'll mark her on your map.
Preston Gravey Fuck you Preston
Preston Gravey the doll is about to attack a settlement!! Get the general
SpectreDead Gaming why
2:37 Eugene always gets the job cuz he brings his trusty AK to the interview
10/10 spent 80 bucks on a Fleshlight... Saved $2720.00
Go to the club beach bar somewhere and get a real girl wtf 🤦🏾♂️
@@realugly9065 easier said than done
Do they come with a one month trial period?
Feminists: Women aren’t objects
Eugene’s Girlfriend:
WTF! But not really that surprised. Here in Japan is way worst, you can even buy a teenage looking doll. There are really twisted weirdos everywhere!
Jorge Rodriguez japan is fucked up
Chase Weston but its a Doll
They have child ones too
Because i prefer a girl that has a cute face rather than a girl that has a large chest
If there 15 I’m 15
When 99% of eugenes wear glasses
sniper scopes are expensive
Ill take 20
- Random fish from spongebob
Lemme catch my love doll with a Eugene
ur avatar 😂😂😂😂
best profile pic ever
@@alexad7570 Yeh
Rest In Peace any future with a real woman.
False Thumbnail. Eugene can't be black.
Edit: After 30 Seconds in the video I have to rescind my statement.
FierceDeityLinkMask lol
FierceDeityLinkMask Eugene isn't defined by race.
FierceDeityLinkMask lol
FierceDeityLinkMask that's fake
absolute _animeTV It's real and it's horrid.
Let me catch my Eugene getting a girlfriend
Birdman it's 2019 and this guys decision is super valid.
that doll won't falsely accuse him of rape
that doll won't take him to court for child support or alimony
that doll won't belittle him or play games with he's mind
Incel alert
Neither will a decent girl, because not all girls are like that. Damn incels
Or take him to court for child support for a kid that isn't even his.
You should be more picky when you chose who to date and make sure that you are the best version of yourself at any given time before you decide to date. That’s just some simple advice for both men and women.
Peter Machiela ‘guy who is living under a rock’ alert
Need me a baddie like Melissa 😍😍💦
s1bangaa i
s1bangaa lmaaooo frfr.. $2850?? well worth it imo
Still cheaper than dating someone😂
Damn lol I wouldn't know my ass gets friend zoned
Damn the future is getting more depressing
Deal with it press on - be YOUR BETTER SELF
Least she doesn’t talk back to him 😂😭
Clock boy found a new hobby. Call Obama and get him a nobel peace prize.
Lol. He kind of does look like him...
"you could have killed yourself for a lot cheaper." hahahaha holy shit thats so harsh but I cant stop laughing