The Most Ruthless Replies I Have Ever Seen on a Tweet

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
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  • @ShakeNBakeChicken
    @ShakeNBakeChicken 3 года назад +10068

    Dude on twitter talkin about “congrats on saving yourself for marriage, hope the first time is special” 💀

    • @scrubthegod780
      @scrubthegod780 3 года назад +672

      I saw that tweet 💀

    • @DTaze
      @DTaze 3 года назад +118

      Hahaha

    • @Jomoplays
      @Jomoplays 3 года назад +541

      Bruh that shit had me cryingg

    • @SanSanFTW
      @SanSanFTW 3 года назад +93

      Can one of y'all link the OG tweet?

    • @heinzkohl7739
      @heinzkohl7739 3 года назад +32

      LMAOO

  • @turdle.
    @turdle. 3 года назад +3295

    “Everybody saw the tweet and went to town on Mrs. Reid”
    Well it wouldn’t be the first time

  • @rokassan
    @rokassan 3 года назад +1007

    She’s had so much DNA pumped in her that she can shape shift.

  • @uluckybruh713
    @uluckybruh713 3 года назад +5661

    Dude imagine when she out there cheating and the husband shows her the pictures and she hit him with a "I WAS WORKING".

    • @middlelevelrucksack7693
      @middlelevelrucksack7693 3 года назад +119

      If she's getting paid she ain't wrong

    • @uluckybruh713
      @uluckybruh713 3 года назад +776

      @@middlelevelrucksack7693 You sound like a cheater lmao.

    • @Ben-mq8ug
      @Ben-mq8ug 3 года назад +80

      It’s something he has to accept. Some guys are perfectly fine with that because there is a difference between fucking and love. If he can’t handle other dudes railing her(for work), then he shouldn’t be with her. Jealously and envy is real.

    • @toxicmelody6228
      @toxicmelody6228 3 года назад +510

      @@Ben-mq8ug
      I doubt anyone is jealous or envies outside of her onlyfan simps

    • @uluckybruh713
      @uluckybruh713 3 года назад +57

      @@Ben-mq8ug True on that, but dont abuse that power cause guys get crazy and end up on the news. She can do her work with with 20 dudes, but she goin to have to respect his decision to, other wise there’s a divorce. Relation ships are 50 50 so work together be happy together.

  • @audaciousintrovert69uwu37
    @audaciousintrovert69uwu37 3 года назад +6268

    Girls be fine with that situation until their mans sign up to be an "actor"

    • @idoitturtle4348
      @idoitturtle4348 3 года назад +589

      Bro, I am waiting for this to blow up with angry women 😂

    • @Andre-id9dl
      @Andre-id9dl 3 года назад +93

      Ong

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 года назад +279

      A Turtle also wouldn't be fine with that

    • @idoitturtle4348
      @idoitturtle4348 3 года назад +267

      @@just_a_turtle_chad as I turtle, I can confirm

    • @Bman2302
      @Bman2302 3 года назад +389

      Bro girls be okay with this but then get mad when we wanna play COD and shit with the boys.

  • @-JDM-555-
    @-JDM-555- 3 года назад +889

    This dude is definitely the kinda guy that thinks the stripper actually likes him

    • @bironjames9948
      @bironjames9948 3 года назад +16

      i mean he wants a pornstar wife deep down we all would want a pornstar wife to do the most nastiest shit with i dont think he is a simp at all unless he is gonna try n save/change her or be emotionally overbearing about her past

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 3 года назад +179

      @@bironjames9948 sounds like you're the fiancee. Get out before its too late. Because deep down is a man inside her and it is not you.

    • @mrsurprise2294
      @mrsurprise2294 3 года назад +93

      @@bironjames9948 Speak for yourself

    • @ciguana2mlgprovideo388
      @ciguana2mlgprovideo388 3 года назад +48

      @@bironjames9948 yea until u notice ur wife doesn't want sex because they don't enjoy it anymore

    • @eln0n01
      @eln0n01 3 года назад +34

      @@bironjames9948 so i drive for a living, my wife thought “oh great i never have to drive again” WRONG, 95% of the time you don’t want to do the same thing you do for work in your free time. Its the same with her line of work, and you’re a true simp

  • @4piousmen
    @4piousmen 3 года назад +548

    Riley Reid is basically a farm with the amount of seed that gets sown on her

    • @adampandit4326
      @adampandit4326 3 года назад +21

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @socialreject2156
      @socialreject2156 3 года назад +10

      Must've been a really infertile land then

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +7

      Dudes not gonna feel anything 💀💀💀

    • @slothypunk
      @slothypunk 3 года назад +2

      @@Chuked I happen to "mingle" with her pretty recently last year, she ain't that bad. Let's say she is taking care of herself pretty well considering of the amount of experience she had "in the line of duty".

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 2 года назад

      @@slothypunk damn she really does get banged by everyone

  • @azorat1976
    @azorat1976 3 года назад +6834

    If they have children I'm honestly gonna fear for that kids life

    • @stevenshoemaker8326
      @stevenshoemaker8326 3 года назад +902

      Man the lunch table is going to be brutal

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell 3 года назад +120

      @@stevenshoemaker8326 Fr lmao

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell 3 года назад +491

      @@stevenshoemaker8326 That middle school lunch table especially is going to be harsh asf

    • @skinsornothink1913
      @skinsornothink1913 3 года назад +433

      @@stevenshoemaker8326 If he makes it to high school that lunch table is gonna be lonely asf for him

    • @bash6526
      @bash6526 3 года назад +71

      @@skinsornothink1913 If.

  • @trevon444
    @trevon444 3 года назад +4107

    I got 500$ saying the relationship won’t last for 5 years.

  • @viciousgamer0619
    @viciousgamer0619 3 года назад +496

    Bro it ain’t about being insecure, it’s about having some damn dignity and respect in who you are as a person. Imagine having a wife and you’re the one that gets the least of it Lmao

    • @tensai235
      @tensai235 2 года назад +7

      nah bro thats a L he took and wont recover

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 2 года назад +7

      @@tensai235 bruh its like a slide down he ain’t gonna hit

    • @harveybirdman2674
      @harveybirdman2674 2 года назад +6

      Bro it wasn't a female argument, it's simply a manipulating statement to confuse and disorientate, make angry and ashamed, don't take those female comments as genious or respectful

    • @nathanhendrickson790
      @nathanhendrickson790 Год назад

      She probably had more sex on their wedding day than he did

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 4 месяца назад

      That's how marriage works anyway.

  • @GodfreyFirstEldenLord
    @GodfreyFirstEldenLord 3 года назад +270

    Bro gonna be an actress himself just by kissing her. I mean she got a whole universe forming inside her

    • @Kyle11011
      @Kyle11011 3 года назад +5

      ☠️ 😂

    • @ciguana2mlgprovideo388
      @ciguana2mlgprovideo388 3 года назад +21

      Do you hide from us god
      Are you scared of what u created

    • @GodfreyFirstEldenLord
      @GodfreyFirstEldenLord 3 года назад +44

      @@ciguana2mlgprovideo388 yes, i mean y’all are the reason why I hide in heaven

    • @dwayneneal3342
      @dwayneneal3342 3 года назад +3

      She got the whole continent of Africa

    • @ciguana2mlgprovideo388
      @ciguana2mlgprovideo388 3 года назад

      @AManHas NoName when will the aliens arrive the creatioms of other gods

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 3 года назад +4741

    I don't think Twitter was the best place for that announcement

    • @velo5983
      @velo5983 3 года назад +244

      I agree lil tecca

    • @TemperateGreenBananaClassic
      @TemperateGreenBananaClassic 3 года назад +86

      soon as I saw the tweet first thing I thought was, would I really make that announcement so the whole world could see this?

    • @luisfernandochavez8829
      @luisfernandochavez8829 3 года назад +41

      @@velo5983 😂🤣

    • @romanbellic810
      @romanbellic810 3 года назад +17

      @Eye Patch Guy That depends on the contract and how rich she is.

    • @IgonDrakeWarrior
      @IgonDrakeWarrior 3 года назад +32

      @Eye Patch Guy yea but with Twitter allowing porn, the comments are gonna hurt

  • @UkMrRed
    @UkMrRed 3 года назад +1873

    "Hey honey, wyd?"
    "5 guys, wbu?"
    "I've finished eating already"
    "I'm kinda hungry too"
    💀💀

  • @jassany8456
    @jassany8456 3 года назад +437

    Her son is going to need homeschool cause his social life is ruined 100%

    • @thelostone4303
      @thelostone4303 3 года назад +23

      Homeschooling is better regardless, truth be told

    • @Starfighter-nk4mo
      @Starfighter-nk4mo 3 года назад +14

      @@thelostone4303 yeah fr. Putting your kid through public high school in America is a shitty thing to do.

    • @kusanagi6937
      @kusanagi6937 3 года назад

      @@thelostone4303 nah😂😂😂😂

    • @malachi4838
      @malachi4838 3 года назад +14

      @@Starfighter-nk4mo i would argue the opposite. not putting your kid in a public high school is a shitty thing to do. thats when they are gonna gain the most social skills and make connections they can use later in life. i guess if theyre getting bullied everyday or something then pull them out but otherwise public school is gonna turn out better for them

    • @seanjaw5268
      @seanjaw5268 3 года назад +1

      @@malachi4838 agreed

  • @edwoden3568
    @edwoden3568 3 года назад +290

    The future husband deserves the cuk of the year award

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +12

      Down bad astronomically

    • @justtry8552
      @justtry8552 3 года назад +4

      Maybe he was aiming for it? Down dramatically

  • @primo.x5607
    @primo.x5607 3 года назад +2270

    "goes by the name riley reid" i spat out my drink

    • @k.i.a6433
      @k.i.a6433 3 года назад +126

      Me too!! Caught me completely off guard. 😂😂😂

    • @daplaya5043
      @daplaya5043 3 года назад +41

      @@k.i.a6433 off guard like shit i was confused where he was going with it

    • @afriking
      @afriking 3 года назад +4

      fr

    • @that2.3literranger19
      @that2.3literranger19 3 года назад +23

      I lost it because I was eat a BBQ sausage sandwich

    • @cerebrxll6064
      @cerebrxll6064 3 года назад +8

      i was eating canes chicken, i was like what was wrong with the picture, are they too young? then he says that and i'm like "Oh."

  • @Not_Authentic
    @Not_Authentic 3 года назад +5252

    Imagine after she comes home she asks for a kiss

  • @seb2750
    @seb2750 3 года назад +392

    Her kids will be popular in school. Everyone wants to score an invite over to the house. Category: My friends mom

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa 3 года назад +51

      "Maa, can Kyle , Chad , Thomas , Kyle's dad and Kenny have a sleep over?"

    • @LilKingTigerstar
      @LilKingTigerstar 3 года назад +34

      @@Hoplasa lol kyles dad

    • @malachi4838
      @malachi4838 3 года назад +20

      @@Hoplasa mans really said "Kyle's dad" LMAO

  • @stilltrill198
    @stilltrill198 3 года назад +138

    Her son/daughters objective: Survive middle school

    • @olafharoldsonnii4713
      @olafharoldsonnii4713 3 года назад +13

      Survive life***

    • @eln0n01
      @eln0n01 3 года назад +4

      Middle school aint shiiiiiiiit, survive the rest of heir life, bro those ppl have a kid and that kid will be traumatized before she gives birth

    • @denisemehmetoglu8907
      @denisemehmetoglu8907 3 года назад +1

      its a boy

    • @chewcacachewpipi8879
      @chewcacachewpipi8879 2 года назад

      Nah bro...HS is where the self harm happens lol

  • @Spoiled_Eggroll
    @Spoiled_Eggroll 3 года назад +2260

    Maybe my mans wanted to join in and turn it into an 8 sausage combo.

    • @xxtriggerede3517
      @xxtriggerede3517 3 года назад +34

      Or he was there for the suck of his life

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 3 года назад +67

      He didn’t have to marry her to do that

    • @bro26mohw
      @bro26mohw 3 года назад +49

      @@marlom7882 20$

    • @fastgun3121
      @fastgun3121 3 года назад +5

      How can it be more tha 6 and still be straight?

    • @Ruizy026
      @Ruizy026 3 года назад +26

      Nah he is getting the left overs

  • @generaljefe2749
    @generaljefe2749 3 года назад +997

    You weren’t lying, those replies are a whole warzone😂

    • @jamescorbett567
      @jamescorbett567 3 года назад +3

      what's her twitter?

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 3 года назад +11

      @@jamescorbett567 I just googled Riley ried getting married found her Twitter not too long after

    • @cerebrxll6064
      @cerebrxll6064 3 года назад +6

      @@jamescorbett567 i think its like @RileyReidx3 or @rileyreid3x forgot

    • @kmo7418
      @kmo7418 3 года назад +39

      @@marlom7882 Comments was rolling💀💀

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 3 года назад +17

      @@kmo7418 oh most definitely they were

  • @Nirvanaattainer54
    @Nirvanaattainer54 3 года назад +307

    Forget about Dumbledore, she is the real HEAD master.

  • @erikbofo2649
    @erikbofo2649 3 года назад +95

    Worst part is (for him), she hasn’t quit porn. She’s so in love.

  • @KC-sr5fc
    @KC-sr5fc 3 года назад +3557

    Imagine getting married to a meat processr😂

    • @iluvlolify
      @iluvlolify 3 года назад +77

      this the best one

    • @darkskinnedlightskin1541
      @darkskinnedlightskin1541 3 года назад +66

      That's my ex's nickname

    • @KinesisXBL
      @KinesisXBL 3 года назад +10

      She actually hasn’t been doing porn for awhile. I guess no one rly knows that...

    • @jahmills9494
      @jahmills9494 3 года назад +109

      @@KinesisXBL he stuff is still all over the web it doesn’t rlly matter bro

    • @derektracy7126
      @derektracy7126 3 года назад +57

      @@KinesisXBL okay? Who asked?

  • @corey123897
    @corey123897 3 года назад +2656

    The moment Birdman said Riley Reid I immediately went "oh no..."

    • @reek3654
      @reek3654 3 года назад +4

      Reid*

    • @OhRelaxAlex
      @OhRelaxAlex 3 года назад +88

      @@reek3654 *meat

    • @jczyrule2011
      @jczyrule2011 3 года назад +3

      I thought it was a promotion, but na it's a disappointment.

    • @newdivide9882
      @newdivide9882 3 года назад +17

      I was expecting the chick to be a porn star, but I fell out of my chair when he said it was her

    • @rnbrockstar6591
      @rnbrockstar6591 3 года назад +3

      I went ohh shit. Followed by isnt she suposed to be in prison for murder or some shit

  • @allstardaddy7456
    @allstardaddy7456 3 года назад +59

    Riley: “I had a long hard day”
    Husband: “...who’s Day?”

  • @thotpatrol9563
    @thotpatrol9563 3 года назад +54

    Riley Reid kids: sits in the cafeteria table
    Everyone: where your mom at where your mom at

  • @bll1
    @bll1 3 года назад +1427

    It wasn’t 24 hours after the tweet and she posted her only fans on Twitter already lmao this man punching the air rn

    • @vinceiopez3657
      @vinceiopez3657 3 года назад +361

      This man qualifies as the biggest simp in existence

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 3 года назад +40

      How tf you know that though?

    • @cleetuscleeterville8948
      @cleetuscleeterville8948 3 года назад +45

      @@Captianmex1C0 yo facts bruh, respectfully, @Some guy , we need answers😂

    • @Ruizy026
      @Ruizy026 3 года назад +3

      Where did you find this bro? Tell us the truth

    • @xxslayer255xx
      @xxslayer255xx 3 года назад +5

      @@cleetuscleeterville8948 he's @pashatheboss on instagram

  • @Splatoji
    @Splatoji 3 года назад +2068

    Imagine her coming home and saying "Work was really great today"

    • @bll1
      @bll1 3 года назад +207

      Man is punching the air rn

    • @bernie6186
      @bernie6186 3 года назад +65

      Fuckin kickin rocks

    • @skinsornothink1913
      @skinsornothink1913 3 года назад +64

      Airing out the whole block. No exceptions.

    • @Splatoji
      @Splatoji 3 года назад +64

      @@skinsornothink1913 Imma be like "Alexa play munder on my mind by Ynw Melly"

    • @leradmuiel7634
      @leradmuiel7634 3 года назад +3

      lmao

  • @Overlysarcasticfox
    @Overlysarcasticfox 3 года назад +150

    She has a higher body count than the kills required to get to round 100 on zombies

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 2 года назад +1

      Higher body count than hitler

  • @coolwolf506
    @coolwolf506 3 года назад +181

    Remember when sex was a sacred thing that should be saved for those you truly love?

    • @modest1989
      @modest1989 3 года назад +3

      Huh?

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 3 года назад +64

      @@modest1989 exactly

    • @Gofr4
      @Gofr4 3 года назад

      Probs like 100 yrs ago

    • @Jcon4002
      @Jcon4002 3 года назад +59

      I'm not even super religous but it's kinda sad how much meaning sex has lost,doesn't have the same meaningful connection it once had.

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 3 года назад +43

      @@Jcon4002 hell I'm not even religious and I still think that

  • @acid7237
    @acid7237 3 года назад +1500

    she's one of the top professors at meatology university

  • @OrganicDolphin
    @OrganicDolphin 3 года назад +735

    Bro I scrolled down that thread for literally 20 minutes lol. There was one tweet that just said "You've been scrolling down for a while now, here's a checkpoint" with a picture of the *Bonfire Lit* from Dark Souls. That thread is legendary.

  • @KingMikkey
    @KingMikkey 3 года назад +37

    The second you said Riley Reid, I died, not laughing, just passed away 💀. RIP this wholesome boi

  • @uberneanderthal
    @uberneanderthal 3 года назад +25

    this all goes back to the 80s feminism tagline "you can do BOTH!"
    you can be a pr0nstar AND be faithfully married! you can have your cake and eat it, too!

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal 3 года назад

      ​@Azur ie I'm investing heavily in "your comment didn't age well" stocks. i expect to receive dividends within 6 months. 💎🙌

  • @dripexe6012
    @dripexe6012 3 года назад +604

    "We all had her, but he married her"- Dutch van der Linde

    • @kamenriderzeroone0160
      @kamenriderzeroone0160 3 года назад +26

      And that makes him a better man

    • @fotisnikolaidis2313
      @fotisnikolaidis2313 3 года назад +79

      That makes him lose his rights as a human.

    • @Jomoplays
      @Jomoplays 3 года назад +48

      @@kamenriderzeroone0160 better in what way exactly lmfao

    • @TheBadGuy15
      @TheBadGuy15 3 года назад +19

      @@kamenriderzeroone0160 simp* not man

    • @kamenriderzeroone0160
      @kamenriderzeroone0160 3 года назад +44

      You people are not getting the Red dead 1 reference mfg

  • @TheSkeetleDoodle
    @TheSkeetleDoodle 3 года назад +694

    Riley is in a separate category of meat specialist. She is what we call a Meat Maestro

    • @johan0893
      @johan0893 3 года назад +94

      The salami slaughterer

    • @drainxl3673
      @drainxl3673 3 года назад +14

      I’m fucking deadddddd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DavidZakuzaRyutashi
      @DavidZakuzaRyutashi 3 года назад +12

      Nah, shes a meat factory.
      Meat goes in...meat comes out.

    • @spectrum_gg
      @spectrum_gg 3 года назад +5

      The Phallic Finisher (ph = f so it work)

    • @craigime
      @craigime 3 года назад +5

      a meat connoisseur, if you will

  • @synjata8670
    @synjata8670 3 года назад +41

    I feel for her kids if she ever has any, them yo mama joke gonna hit different

  • @thanos8914
    @thanos8914 3 года назад +42

    She got more miles on her than my spaceship😭

  • @Marcbruuh
    @Marcbruuh 3 года назад +1896

    Imagine wifing a girl who has more bodies than a Chinese cementery
    Mans is down CATASTROPHIC!

    • @suicidek1ller068
      @suicidek1ller068 3 года назад +118

      He is down Armageddon.

    • @lamentspace
      @lamentspace 3 года назад +20

      Tbf she is rich 😳😩😩

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 3 года назад +5

      Thats the impersonal side done with, but what about the personal? Meaning she and others like her only project a reflection of self the whole time she is with him. A death sentence for the dead in my opinion, and in my case, but who knows?!

    • @raziel3099
      @raziel3099 3 года назад +102

      @@lamentspace No man gives a fuck how much a woman makes. If he does, it's because he lacks self-sustainability.

    • @AHappyBlackGuy
      @AHappyBlackGuy 3 года назад +16

      If she has enough bodies to unlock the canines I'm out but this butch can unlock a whole moab 3 times over lmaooooo

  • @thatguybob6088
    @thatguybob6088 3 года назад +377

    Imagine coming home in the mood and your wife isn't tryna work from home

  • @nathanstroud2223
    @nathanstroud2223 3 года назад +14

    My initial reaction was "she was able to defy the odds and find someone to settle down with her, and we should be happy for her." Then I remembered that getting married and "settling down" don't always mean the same thing. This relationship is doomed if she has no plans of leaving the industry.

    • @iamthatiam1944
      @iamthatiam1944 2 года назад +5

      Sht is doomed regardless her whole everything is damaged irreversibly, mind, body, soul empty af all she has is money.

  • @lmy7321
    @lmy7321 3 года назад +16

    Imagine her kid in school is asked
    "What's your mom's job?"☠️

    • @SteelPanda220
      @SteelPanda220 3 года назад +1

      Dude, that’s so embarrassing. 😭

  • @leandrotarsia7212
    @leandrotarsia7212 3 года назад +671

    My boi gettin' married to Riley Gaping Reid. LOL.

    • @azfar188
      @azfar188 3 года назад +3

      💀

    • @no_4259
      @no_4259 3 года назад +21

      @Moan for dinner inches? More like feet, maybe kilometers.

    • @Void-og3hv
      @Void-og3hv 3 года назад +11

      @@no_4259 she probably taken kilometres of sausage over her time

    • @UniqueBreakfastTaco
      @UniqueBreakfastTaco 3 года назад +31

      @@Void-og3hv 431 scenes...for easy math, let's say 6" average. Thats 215 feet of static meat. now, let's low ball and say each scene was 30mins, at 2 strokes per second. 6*2= 1 foot per second * 60 seconds per min = 60fpm * 30 mins = 1800 feet per scene * 431 scenes = 775,800 feet for career /5280 feet per mile = 146.9 miles of dynamic meat in her career, or 236.4 dynamic kilometers.

    • @Void-og3hv
      @Void-og3hv 3 года назад +11

      @@UniqueBreakfastTaco thank you kind fellow for doing the math. And holy shit over 230 fucking kilometres. There is nothing left to fuck

  • @Toastboy9129
    @Toastboy9129 3 года назад +1105

    If they have a kid we’re gonna have a code Eugene on our hands.

  • @kaylubS
    @kaylubS 3 года назад +11

    Imagine she goes to do normal movies and you start questioning if you've downloaded the wrong movie

  • @vrfj1997
    @vrfj1997 3 года назад +29

    " you're the best step-husband ever "

    • @Kemek2422
      @Kemek2422 3 года назад

      😹

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад

      💀💀💀

    • @Ben10_0
      @Ben10_0 3 года назад

      No such thing as step husband

  • @tarikbleak
    @tarikbleak 3 года назад +237

    Bro Barry Mockiner's response that said "Congratulations Riley, there is nothing better than saving yourself for marriage. I'm sure the first time will be special!"

  • @avinigotwm6128
    @avinigotwm6128 3 года назад +256

    “From the streets did she emerge, and to the streets she will return. And I say unto you, she is for the streets. So be not weary, when she must return from whence she came.”

  • @Fireninja-bw3hg
    @Fireninja-bw3hg 3 года назад +17

    Their future child is gonna be roasted to oblivion before he's even concieved 😂

    • @eln0n01
      @eln0n01 3 года назад +1

      Which one?? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ved3sten
    @Ved3sten 3 года назад +18

    Imagine their kid applying to college with the application essay saying “My mom had a hard life”

    • @Minotaurus-te4yg
      @Minotaurus-te4yg 3 года назад

      "my mom was a wood worker and also had to fight a lot of snakes"

  • @guscunnilinx4431
    @guscunnilinx4431 3 года назад +597

    She's gonna be the type of "actress" that wears her engagement ring while shooting scenes.

  • @MohamedMohamed-tx6zm
    @MohamedMohamed-tx6zm 3 года назад +513

    The only job you don't want your partner to enjoy.

  • @after_midnight9592
    @after_midnight9592 3 года назад +12

    "She’s had enough black DNA in her she probably has some assassins creed memory’s of slavery"

  • @rutgerhauser2377
    @rutgerhauser2377 3 года назад +19

    I like how he's french kissing her. Like he knows where that mouth has been.

  • @DonJoeJoe745
    @DonJoeJoe745 3 года назад +918

    A girl would never date an "actor" because it's wrong and makes us bad. But it is okay when a woman is the "actress" because it's "like any other job"

    • @2ndpartycrasher954
      @2ndpartycrasher954 3 года назад +4

      They can date actually

    • @DonJoeJoe745
      @DonJoeJoe745 3 года назад +63

      @@2ndpartycrasher954 what

    • @joshgreen194
      @joshgreen194 3 года назад +51

      Actually you don't know what all women would be ok with... Some would be ok with it, some wouldn't

    • @vanishingpoint2745
      @vanishingpoint2745 3 года назад +3

      Most of the time it’s the other way around

    • @L0578
      @L0578 3 года назад +2

      XDD i quarantee that sentence was written by a 15yo

  • @julianbioshock6836
    @julianbioshock6836 3 года назад +615

    Everybody woke up saw her tweet and chose violence😂

    • @avinigotwm6128
      @avinigotwm6128 3 года назад +11

      also yes

    • @birb9422
      @birb9422 3 года назад +11

      "The violence has escalated"
      "Ok"

    • @antenna7002
      @antenna7002 3 года назад +14

      peace was never an option

    • @pumarolz
      @pumarolz 3 года назад +4

      Pretty much that sums it up

    • @rtgunzboi
      @rtgunzboi 3 года назад

      We're going in!

  • @tendaiball5598
    @tendaiball5598 3 года назад +17

    The “Let’s just say she’s an actress” part gets me every time
    Timestamp 2:46

    • @e.l.2734
      @e.l.2734 3 года назад

      BUT MORE OF A MEAT SPECIALIST rofl

  • @cheesyconqueso1326
    @cheesyconqueso1326 3 года назад +15

    “All of you are disgusting and just insecure. Don’t talk down on her because you can’t get with someone like @rileyreidx3” Bro idk who tf would be upset with not getting her 😐

  • @ligmajones3015
    @ligmajones3015 3 года назад +790

    Let me catch my wife coming home saying she had a long and hard day

    • @kek397
      @kek397 3 года назад +112

      The fact that you let your wife out the house is where your problems begin

    • @rjpompa2678
      @rjpompa2678 3 года назад +23

      @@kek397 🤭😂

    • @DomeLP09
      @DomeLP09 3 года назад +21

      Your wife coming home?
      Don't you have a kitchen?

    • @larryfoulkeofficial8609
      @larryfoulkeofficial8609 3 года назад +2

      It was long and hard alright 😏

    • @corpmobb4134
      @corpmobb4134 3 года назад

      @@kek397 so your wife is useless?

  • @planderlinde1969
    @planderlinde1969 3 года назад +473

    "We all had her but he married her. So you know he's a better man than us... he's a better man."
    - Dutch Vanderlinde 1911

  • @theonewhoknocks2809
    @theonewhoknocks2809 3 года назад +16

    Red Pill guys are gonna have a field with this

  • @guillaumejuillard8258
    @guillaumejuillard8258 3 года назад +6

    I remember when school gave children a day off to check what our parents were doing as a job. I was very happy to follow my father in construction and my mother in the office...
    Imagine now Riley bringing her daughter to her workplace...

  • @JohnClausen
    @JohnClausen 3 года назад +228

    This is the bad luck Brian who says “marry me” to the stripper in the middle of a dance, then she takes him seriously

    • @RA1NBOWC0RN69
      @RA1NBOWC0RN69 3 года назад +3

      More like he takes her seriously😂😂

    • @harrisonw6065
      @harrisonw6065 3 года назад

      You look like a 10 year old grew a neckbeard

    • @harrisonw6065
      @harrisonw6065 3 года назад

      I'm sorry that wasn't very nice I apologise

    • @dxshawn532
      @dxshawn532 3 года назад

      @@harrisonw6065 ... .... 👁️ _ 👁️

    • @r.a.6727
      @r.a.6727 3 года назад +1

      @@harrisonw6065 thank you Gustov finge.
      Very cool.

  • @EnigmaShadow03
    @EnigmaShadow03 3 года назад +208

    Reid: “not hungry babe, I got filled up today”
    Bird man: “HUH? Excuse me?!
    This killed me lol

  • @freddy2487
    @freddy2487 3 года назад +7

    Man got extreme leftovers

    • @justinworld9
      @justinworld9 3 года назад +1

      bro it reminds me of that fuckin mickey mouse meme when they eat basically 2d slices of bread because their poor lmao

  • @johnmckenna5782
    @johnmckenna5782 3 года назад +12

    She can't put up something like that on Twitter and not expect people to say bad things to her considering the career she has chosen. I know I personally would not date or marry someone who does porn or prostitution or had done it in their past.

  • @justarandomdudeidk9383
    @justarandomdudeidk9383 3 года назад +203

    I could never be with a girl who’s a pornstar or has an only fans tbh

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 3 года назад +30

      most girls nowadays prolly got one

    • @wuutnopepe613
      @wuutnopepe613 3 года назад +40

      Bro get a girl with an onlyfans wtf. Nobody will touch her except you and the money the simps bring is outstanding lmao

    • @unlimitedpower1740
      @unlimitedpower1740 3 года назад +16

      @@wuutnopepe613 yeah man don't even have to work with that type of money

    • @frivolousarguments8578
      @frivolousarguments8578 3 года назад +26

      @@fduranthesee you'd be stupid not to exploit it.

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 3 года назад +4

      What if she makes a million a month on only fans tho

  • @BonurChamp
    @BonurChamp 3 года назад +191

    I don’t get it, so this “Riley Reid” character is an actor but she couldn’t make it to the big screens in hollywood, so now shes a meat specialist? Like a butcher shop or?

    • @IgonDrakeWarrior
      @IgonDrakeWarrior 3 года назад +55

      Hopefully she makes it big some day. It must be rough going through the hard times as an actress. Most young financially insecure actresses still ride trains to work. Hard, hard, hard times till she makes it big.

    • @BonurChamp
      @BonurChamp 3 года назад +42

      @@IgonDrakeWarrior Yeah it must be stressful, plus working with all that meat all day can really do a number on her body. Really hope she makes it as an actress.

    • @IgonDrakeWarrior
      @IgonDrakeWarrior 3 года назад +39

      @@BonurChamp Gosh, all those pounds of meat have juices that could stain her clothes. Hopefully she has enough for a change of clothes daily. 🙏

    • @shadowwalker3147
      @shadowwalker3147 3 года назад +30

      I have loved every part of these replies

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 3 года назад +23

      Yes she became a butcher and a sandwich maker. She's most well known for her world-famous 7 meat sandwich.

  • @jdeckgaming3565
    @jdeckgaming3565 3 года назад +9

    Imagine getting married and you ask if your the best she ever had.

  • @1AdA-Greats
    @1AdA-Greats 3 года назад +15

    I didn’t know people like her got married

    • @Great_White21
      @Great_White21 3 года назад

      Yeah... they usually just become depressed or suicidal after they get too old for their career.

  • @bigbrother9418
    @bigbrother9418 3 года назад +295

    I don’t think these pornstars get it. You lost the ability to get married once you’ve gotten into that line of “work” no real man is going to marry a women like this. Mans she’s marrying is just delusional, once the honeymoon phase is over I’ll give em 4 months.

    • @davidortiz9193
      @davidortiz9193 3 года назад +86

      Facts man, I don’t get why some guys choose to date these types of girls, I respect sex workers but if you’re gonna do that type of job you shouldn’t be in a relationship

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn 3 года назад +87

      It's not that hard to get. They wanna be hoes and be married at the same time. We've reached a point in society where some guys will give them that chance.

    • @iandms1160
      @iandms1160 3 года назад +19

      the guy could possibly not even know(but i doubt that), more likely he either has a weird preference for it, or is just more desperate to not care.

    • @mahamedjmal2536
      @mahamedjmal2536 3 года назад +63

      You don't want that to be a role model for your daughters. Degrades herself to the lowest level

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn 3 года назад +45

      @@mahamedjmal2536 I completely agree. Unfortunately in America, what you just said was "shaming s*x work" and "hateful".

  • @StopTheCapp
    @StopTheCapp 3 года назад +206

    This takes “ theres someone out their for anyone” to a whole new level.

    • @burb3ryy
      @burb3ryy 3 года назад +19

      Bro she's for everyone lmao
      she like the fucking final boss of body counts

    • @StopTheCapp
      @StopTheCapp 3 года назад +7

      @@burb3ryy the final boss ? Bro you are being too generous lmao

    • @burb3ryy
      @burb3ryy 3 года назад +1

      @@StopTheCapp Yeah you right lmao

    • @burntchickennugget8142
      @burntchickennugget8142 3 года назад +1

      Everyone*

    • @randomrealistictone2231
      @randomrealistictone2231 3 года назад

      @@burb3ryy 😆😆😆 LMAO

  • @ishiahlucas3005
    @ishiahlucas3005 3 года назад +11

    Ah the " your insecure defense " classic , she got more bodies than faze clan

  • @madsgt1697
    @madsgt1697 Год назад +2

    Bro had to get married to hit while other guys are getting it for free💀💀💀

  • @deandrespencer2857
    @deandrespencer2857 3 года назад +299

    I was so confused on why people was making a big deal till u said Riley Reid and it all made sense

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 3 года назад +1

      You didnt look at the thumbnail? Lol

    • @kunknown2340
      @kunknown2340 3 года назад +1

      @@anthonyhutchins2300 she looks hella different with the filters.

    • @azrael_morningstar
      @azrael_morningstar 3 года назад

      WHo is riley reid , i fr dont know

    • @deandrespencer2857
      @deandrespencer2857 3 года назад

      @@azrael_morningstar search her up nd see for yourself

  • @xsammy6644
    @xsammy6644 3 года назад +169

    All the girls that said that are more insure then anything, lmao they will freak out if it was their man or one they were into that was a hub star.

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 3 года назад +10

      Exactly lol

    • @Epitome_
      @Epitome_ 3 года назад +34

      The only reason they defend her is because they indulge in the same behavior and also want to get married. The thing is most guys know the difference between women you have fun with and women you marry. This dude clearly doesn’t so Riley got lucky in this case for bagging an attractive simp that doesn’t care about a women’s past.

    • @johnnysilverhand626
      @johnnysilverhand626 3 года назад +3

      @@Epitome_ “most guys” lmao have you not seen the numbers onlyfans is doing my man?

    • @dxshawn532
      @dxshawn532 3 года назад

      @@johnnysilverhand626 They are still a small part compared to the whole, even then not all OF simp types would go as far as marrying her.

    • @marcosjones546
      @marcosjones546 3 года назад

      @@Epitome_ lovely take on this, many will hate the truth.

  • @_whoaskedtho_
    @_whoaskedtho_ 3 года назад +5

    Just imagine the kid's life. Everytime his friends see him they'll be saying "where ya mom at??"🤣🤣🤣

  • @MUSHROOMAN4
    @MUSHROOMAN4 3 года назад +6

    “And they were just going to town on ms. Reid”
    That’s Mrs. Reid to you.

  • @brandonchieffo4418
    @brandonchieffo4418 3 года назад +267

    She definitely the mum that would introduce her daughter to "the show business " if u know what I mean 💀

    • @suicidek1ller068
      @suicidek1ller068 3 года назад +4

      Ayo!?

    • @djangodo7015
      @djangodo7015 3 года назад

      Yeah like Ryan Conner

    • @unlimitedpower1740
      @unlimitedpower1740 3 года назад +20

      @@Yigash cause it a high possibility that there daughter will this route

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 3 года назад +30

      She is the type of mom to abort her daughter. Wouldn't be surprised she has already aborted tons of daughters.

    • @abud2548
      @abud2548 3 года назад

      The profession if you will

  • @deshaunwatsonsmasseuse2371
    @deshaunwatsonsmasseuse2371 3 года назад +685

    Imagine asking her how work went everyday.

    • @mikehoncho6886
      @mikehoncho6886 3 года назад +86

      “ it was easy.. just gobbled down a couple 12s”

    • @bll1
      @bll1 3 года назад +72

      “How was your work day honey?”
      “It was great! I met 5 guys.”

    • @tylerbutash
      @tylerbutash 3 года назад +2

      @@bll1 lol

    • @disciple4oxide
      @disciple4oxide 3 года назад

      Rough

    • @k.i.a6433
      @k.i.a6433 3 года назад

      @@bll1 you one of them, guy?

  • @mcfarvo
    @mcfarvo 3 года назад +5

    When her baggage is more than a year of shipping vessels on the Suez canal

  • @chennis134
    @chennis134 3 года назад +4

    With the thumbnail, I thought it was going to be some guy getting engaged to a chick who he didn't know had an onlyfans account. This was way worse for the guy lol

  • @choppa6506
    @choppa6506 3 года назад +247

    Aint no way he fell in love with a nutrag😭

    • @aunusuallylargecat1779
      @aunusuallylargecat1779 3 года назад +14

      oof

    • @daviddunn5169
      @daviddunn5169 3 года назад

      He was a big inspiration for me back in the day I hope they don't follow through

    • @ioankibble8866
      @ioankibble8866 3 года назад +1

      @@daviddunn5169 who is he

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 3 года назад +7

      Hell a dog could do better than Ms. "GAPING" Reid. I feel bad for this dude.

    • @daviddunn5169
      @daviddunn5169 3 года назад +2

      @@ioankibble8866 look up Pasha the Boss, He's part of teamfarang, a parkour and free running team. He was really cool before he got mixed up with California fuck boys.

  • @user-oh2mrfeescnu
    @user-oh2mrfeescnu 3 года назад +250

    The only possible defense the guy could have is: “Still hit tho”

  • @benjaminaswad6486
    @benjaminaswad6486 Год назад +1

    I don't watch porn, but I'll tell you one thing. The idea of pornstars growing up, getting married, and starting a family seems like an impossible transition. Literally nothing in their life will go the way they want it to. Going to church? Embarrassing. Being involved with your children's extra curricular activities? Embarrassing. Everywhere you go, at least someone will know what you've done and they won't keep their mouths shut.

  • @Zellkids
    @Zellkids 3 года назад +107

    could only imagine "parent career day" at their kid's school

    • @suicidek1ller068
      @suicidek1ller068 3 года назад +1

      I don't even wanna imagine that bs lol

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 3 года назад

      LMAO! Sasha Grey reading to kids all over again

    • @Triple-Four
      @Triple-Four 3 года назад +3

      Schools still do that? I thought that was left in the 90's....

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 года назад +1

      100th like

  • @theinternetisconfusing5438
    @theinternetisconfusing5438 3 года назад +36

    Damn, the guy will now be known forever as "Riley Reid's husband" lol

  • @cocon0t
    @cocon0t 3 года назад +10

    I literally created a Twitter account to see it i spent like 30mins reading the comments

  • @quantrindic5488
    @quantrindic5488 3 года назад +10

    Wow she's run through that much d and there's still someone out there who saves her. Incredible

  • @DRMOISTXD
    @DRMOISTXD 3 года назад +71

    Imagine the kids parent teacher conference and every father and male teacher there all recognize her

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 3 года назад +385

    Riley: Bae I’m home
    Him: You hungry, I made dinner
    Riley: No thanks I ate at work
    Him: 🙂😢

  • @praisethesun1172
    @praisethesun1172 3 года назад +4

    The replies made me cry from laughing. I love those people.

  • @PricelessBinkey1337
    @PricelessBinkey1337 3 года назад +1

    Huh. Now men can marry a gas station hot dog grease trap. Who knew.

  • @vhamer123
    @vhamer123 3 года назад +264

    The husband is gonna commit no alive seeing all those replies.

    • @xxslayer255xx
      @xxslayer255xx 3 года назад +10

      He's actually a pro parkour athlete and has been getting his fair bit of hate from his own community over the years for trying to innovate the parkour scene... and for dating riley reid. Chances are he's used to it by now. He's @pashatheboss on instagram if you want to check him out

    • @str8inst1nct33
      @str8inst1nct33 3 года назад +38

      Nah I don't care about him.......what about their kid? Poor child bouta be destroyed in school

    • @AnonTDegenerate
      @AnonTDegenerate 3 года назад +19

      @@str8inst1nct33 they about to get destroyed as hard as their mom

    • @unlimitedpower1740
      @unlimitedpower1740 3 года назад +4

      @@AnonTDegenerate im dead💀

    • @jaredjx
      @jaredjx 3 года назад +1

      Good

  • @mylesmartinez1888
    @mylesmartinez1888 3 года назад +71

    Imagine the roast sessions with Riley Reid’s kid when he in school

    • @suicidek1ller068
      @suicidek1ller068 3 года назад +4

      Immense bullying. So bad.

    • @MG1.Q4
      @MG1.Q4 3 года назад +2

      Imao😭

    • @highhonor9443
      @highhonor9443 3 года назад +13

      I know for a fact they gonna send him 4K 60fps videos of his mom getting raw dogged 😭

    • @unlimitedpower1740
      @unlimitedpower1740 3 года назад +4

      @@highhonor9443 some of the best/savage roast is gonna be at that kid bruh imagine a kid in class play the video full volume 💀

    • @gatorwarrior7557
      @gatorwarrior7557 3 года назад +1

      @@unlimitedpower1740 Noooooooo💀

  • @RebalOfficial
    @RebalOfficial 3 года назад +3

    I shit you not, the way birdman said some shit had me CRYING with laughter 😂

  • @limpa756
    @limpa756 3 года назад +10

    What if Riley reids kids get told to see the headmaster and they end up going home to mum smh

  • @Dat-Boi-Camoja
    @Dat-Boi-Camoja 3 года назад +90

    *•I watched a movie where she battles 6 black guys it was insane•*

  • @KishoreG2396
    @KishoreG2396 3 года назад +25

    The best thing about this channel are the hilarious euphemisms. "9 meat sandwich" LMAO