The Best LONG DARK Bases- but it's a Parody [Part 3]

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024
  • Welcome back to the third installment of Great Bear Real Estate! In this episode, we’re taking you on an exclusive tour through some of the most isolated and dangerous survival destinations in The Long Dark. From the desolate charm of Winding River to the glowing hazards of the Zone of Contamination, this episode showcases properties that redefine “remote living.”
    Get a sneak peek at hidden gems like Raven Falls, Keeper’s Pass, and even Forsaken Airfield. Whether it’s a “cozy” cave, a precarious cliffside retreat, or an abandoned mine, Great Bear Real Estate has the perfect property to keep you cold, scared, and questioning your life choices!
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Комментарии • 68

  • @BeunT_
    @BeunT_ 4 дня назад +22

    I really don't appreciate you roasting my house like this.

  • @LalaDepala_00
    @LalaDepala_00 4 дня назад +18

    "Most of the roads are still standing, even if the vibes aren't"
    Fine, you'll get a thumbs up 😂

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +1

      Haha- thank you!

  • @CalebNelson-r8b
    @CalebNelson-r8b 3 дня назад +2

    at 2:20 that gave me nightmares about how my first ever run ended, I was mesmerized by the view and the serenity and wasn't paying enough attention and that stupid missing rail got me.

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  3 дня назад

      Oh gosh, I think most people have fallen off that bridge at least once. I know I have.

  • @kneehisniper6209
    @kneehisniper6209 4 дня назад +6

    Alright, I've grabbed my bedroll and questionable choices! No, wait, I've forgotten the bedroll in the last video I explored...

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +3

      Oh no! Happens to me all the time. Bedroll and cooking pots. I always seem to leave them places lol.

  • @GeorgeP1066
    @GeorgeP1066 4 дня назад +8

    This is genius. Personally I love the minimalist open plan concept of the depot in Transfer Pass. A toilet, a pretty fireplace, some hard benches and abandoned suitcases? What more could you ask for!

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +2

      Thank you. And same, I really like the Vacant Depot a lot.

  • @silentshade7975
    @silentshade7975 4 дня назад +8

    I'd like put in an offer of two dozen cattails for the random hole in the cliff. It's just perfect! Everything I ever wanted. My true dream home😂

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +3

      Sold! -Great Bear Real Estate

  • @dabbers8934
    @dabbers8934 4 дня назад +7

    Vacant depot is always my temporary base while im in the far territory

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +2

      Same here. I really like it. It's a good little base.

  • @Croatan77
    @Croatan77 4 дня назад +3

    Vacant Depot has a whole lot of emptinees 😂 a Masterpiece definition
    Im just right there jeje

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      Thank you, lol.

  • @slomkaadas9603
    @slomkaadas9603 4 дня назад +4

    7:20
    Winner in my opinion! ❤

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      I like it as well, best one in Sundered Pass in my opinion.

  • @christopherlambley1223
    @christopherlambley1223 4 дня назад +2

    Honestly, grab your bedroll is good advice, I left mine in the train carriage the first time I headed up to Transfer pass. Woke up dead.

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +1

      Oh no! I've done that before. I always leave my bedroll somewhere.

  • @josiahreed8548
    @josiahreed8548 День назад +1

    "for a survivor whos just as stubborn as the forest itself" *pans over to dead body*

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  День назад +1

      @@josiahreed8548 LOL, it's always nice when people catch the stuff I throw in there. XD Thank you.

  • @jeremetirschmann1253
    @jeremetirschmann1253 4 дня назад +5

    The cave is "open concept" 😂

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      Haha- they really are.

  • @alantacitus
    @alantacitus 4 дня назад +3

    Thank you for puting a smile on me on this friday! Thanks for your dedication and time to create fun content around the game!
    Cheers and best wishes to you and loved ones for the holidays!!

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      You're welcome. I'm so glad to hear that.
      And same to you! :)

  • @beetleb3657
    @beetleb3657 4 дня назад +1

    Great editing again. Funny and entertaining. Nice work.

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      Thank you, glad you liked it. :)

  • @kams8759
    @kams8759 2 дня назад +1

    playing this game for years and i never knew you could go into the harris home basement!

  • @owl4356
    @owl4356 4 дня назад +1

    Keeper's Pass is the bane of my existence, as much as I find Blackrock cool, I hate the connector regions leading to it 😂

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +1

      I am not a fan either xD

  • @Apollyon-rw1wq
    @Apollyon-rw1wq 4 дня назад +2

    I love this series

  • @kirksteven4316
    @kirksteven4316 4 дня назад +3

    Great stuff Jitwire, love these parodies

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      Thank you! Always glad to hear people like them. :)

  • @melecaogaming1567
    @melecaogaming1567 4 дня назад +1

    Honestly though, the abandoned train station in Transfer Pass just feels so.... Nice? I can't place it, it's just... right.

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  3 дня назад

      I like it as well. It is probably one of my favorites in the whole game.

  • @kotomidearu5788
    @kotomidearu5788 3 дня назад +1

    Im reaaally enjoing these !!

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  3 дня назад

      Thank you! I'm glad to hear it!

  • @jabbott6748
    @jabbott6748 4 дня назад +1

    I'd like something in a cave with a waterfall just outside. Who doesn't like that sound? Mabey with a moose in my front lawn. I ❤💛💚🤎🖤this series so much.

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      Haha- thank you. I'm so glad people enjoy it.

  • @RemyLebeau-l1h
    @RemyLebeau-l1h 4 дня назад +1

    Awesome and Funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wolfstrapp
    @Wolfstrapp 3 дня назад +1

    The one cave in raven falls even has a bed out of branches and sticks, what's not to like? Only question how much is the lease? Very lovely funny video 🐇

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  3 дня назад +1

      It is a very nice stick bed. lol
      But thank you.

  • @acidreign8551
    @acidreign8551 4 дня назад +2

    Awesome job again!! 👍

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

  • @tini243
    @tini243 4 дня назад +2

    Love the series, so funny. :)

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      Thank you- I'm glad you enjoy it. :D

  • @kennethkeideljr7523
    @kennethkeideljr7523 4 дня назад +1

    Do you sell real estate? I'm loving the parodies

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      No, it is something I have always been interested in though.

    • @kennethkeideljr7523
      @kennethkeideljr7523 4 дня назад +1

      @jitwire give it a try. Your a natural. I was thinking I should buy that shack I saw on my way to Blackrock....wait a minute it's in the middle of nowhere lol. Your good at it

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +1

      @kennethkeideljr7523 Haha, it is a nice one isn't it? Lots of air flow. :p

    • @kennethkeideljr7523
      @kennethkeideljr7523 4 дня назад +2

      @@jitwire you are a legend in the making

  • @Bacon_sandwich_420.69
    @Bacon_sandwich_420.69 4 дня назад +1

    This one made me actually laugh out loud. 😂

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +1

      Lol- glad to hear that!

  • @xAnAngelOfDeathx
    @xAnAngelOfDeathx 4 дня назад +1

    Lol great video JitWire!

  • @CATusthetidsresenar
    @CATusthetidsresenar 4 дня назад +1

    You forgot to mention the glimmer fog, made just so that you can never sleep again! On the other hand how much you are you asking for Feild 31 because i would like to put up a offer for 2kg of kerosene, 5 accelerents and 10 coal.

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +1

      We are always open to offers. -Great Bear Real Estate

  • @geneziz7553
    @geneziz7553 4 дня назад +2

    The cave in Crumbling Highway makes pretty decent base with beach combing. I found at least 8 hatches last time I went there. I can live the canadian dream of being a lumberjack on the posterior end of nowhere.

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад +1

      I actually really like that cave as well. The beach combing there is really good and I always find good stuff despite the stretch of beach being smaller then most other regions.

  • @tryusufEditsz
    @tryusufEditsz 4 дня назад +1

    are you really gonna do the dumb ways to die parody song :D

    • @jitwire
      @jitwire  4 дня назад

      Yes, the parodies take me time though. Probably more time then any other type of video. So, I'm working on it but it will be a little while.

  • @aaronhalling20
    @aaronhalling20 4 дня назад +1

    Hilarious 😂😂

  • @idoomi6714
    @idoomi6714 4 дня назад +2

    when i heard woman voice i stop watch