The Best LONG DARK Bases- but it's a Parody [Part 3]
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- Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024
- Welcome back to the third installment of Great Bear Real Estate! In this episode, we’re taking you on an exclusive tour through some of the most isolated and dangerous survival destinations in The Long Dark. From the desolate charm of Winding River to the glowing hazards of the Zone of Contamination, this episode showcases properties that redefine “remote living.”
Get a sneak peek at hidden gems like Raven Falls, Keeper’s Pass, and even Forsaken Airfield. Whether it’s a “cozy” cave, a precarious cliffside retreat, or an abandoned mine, Great Bear Real Estate has the perfect property to keep you cold, scared, and questioning your life choices!
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I really don't appreciate you roasting my house like this.
"Most of the roads are still standing, even if the vibes aren't"
Fine, you'll get a thumbs up 😂
Haha- thank you!
at 2:20 that gave me nightmares about how my first ever run ended, I was mesmerized by the view and the serenity and wasn't paying enough attention and that stupid missing rail got me.
Oh gosh, I think most people have fallen off that bridge at least once. I know I have.
Alright, I've grabbed my bedroll and questionable choices! No, wait, I've forgotten the bedroll in the last video I explored...
Oh no! Happens to me all the time. Bedroll and cooking pots. I always seem to leave them places lol.
This is genius. Personally I love the minimalist open plan concept of the depot in Transfer Pass. A toilet, a pretty fireplace, some hard benches and abandoned suitcases? What more could you ask for!
Thank you. And same, I really like the Vacant Depot a lot.
I'd like put in an offer of two dozen cattails for the random hole in the cliff. It's just perfect! Everything I ever wanted. My true dream home😂
Sold! -Great Bear Real Estate
Vacant depot is always my temporary base while im in the far territory
Same here. I really like it. It's a good little base.
Vacant Depot has a whole lot of emptinees 😂 a Masterpiece definition
Im just right there jeje
Thank you, lol.
7:20
Winner in my opinion! ❤
I like it as well, best one in Sundered Pass in my opinion.
Honestly, grab your bedroll is good advice, I left mine in the train carriage the first time I headed up to Transfer pass. Woke up dead.
Oh no! I've done that before. I always leave my bedroll somewhere.
"for a survivor whos just as stubborn as the forest itself" *pans over to dead body*
@@josiahreed8548 LOL, it's always nice when people catch the stuff I throw in there. XD Thank you.
The cave is "open concept" 😂
Haha- they really are.
Thank you for puting a smile on me on this friday! Thanks for your dedication and time to create fun content around the game!
Cheers and best wishes to you and loved ones for the holidays!!
You're welcome. I'm so glad to hear that.
And same to you! :)
Great editing again. Funny and entertaining. Nice work.
Thank you, glad you liked it. :)
playing this game for years and i never knew you could go into the harris home basement!
Keeper's Pass is the bane of my existence, as much as I find Blackrock cool, I hate the connector regions leading to it 😂
I am not a fan either xD
I love this series
Thank you. :)
Great stuff Jitwire, love these parodies
Thank you! Always glad to hear people like them. :)
Honestly though, the abandoned train station in Transfer Pass just feels so.... Nice? I can't place it, it's just... right.
I like it as well. It is probably one of my favorites in the whole game.
Im reaaally enjoing these !!
Thank you! I'm glad to hear it!
I'd like something in a cave with a waterfall just outside. Who doesn't like that sound? Mabey with a moose in my front lawn. I ❤💛💚🤎🖤this series so much.
Haha- thank you. I'm so glad people enjoy it.
Awesome and Funny 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks!
The one cave in raven falls even has a bed out of branches and sticks, what's not to like? Only question how much is the lease? Very lovely funny video 🐇
It is a very nice stick bed. lol
But thank you.
Awesome job again!! 👍
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!
Love the series, so funny. :)
Thank you- I'm glad you enjoy it. :D
Do you sell real estate? I'm loving the parodies
No, it is something I have always been interested in though.
@jitwire give it a try. Your a natural. I was thinking I should buy that shack I saw on my way to Blackrock....wait a minute it's in the middle of nowhere lol. Your good at it
@kennethkeideljr7523 Haha, it is a nice one isn't it? Lots of air flow. :p
@@jitwire you are a legend in the making
This one made me actually laugh out loud. 😂
Lol- glad to hear that!
Lol great video JitWire!
Thank you!
You forgot to mention the glimmer fog, made just so that you can never sleep again! On the other hand how much you are you asking for Feild 31 because i would like to put up a offer for 2kg of kerosene, 5 accelerents and 10 coal.
We are always open to offers. -Great Bear Real Estate
The cave in Crumbling Highway makes pretty decent base with beach combing. I found at least 8 hatches last time I went there. I can live the canadian dream of being a lumberjack on the posterior end of nowhere.
I actually really like that cave as well. The beach combing there is really good and I always find good stuff despite the stretch of beach being smaller then most other regions.
are you really gonna do the dumb ways to die parody song :D
Yes, the parodies take me time though. Probably more time then any other type of video. So, I'm working on it but it will be a little while.
Hilarious 😂😂
Thank you!
when i heard woman voice i stop watch