@@gerstein03 I don't think so because in the book just before they 'duelled', Ron said "wouldn't it be good if they finished each other off". I think it's fair to say that Harry and Ron hated them both equally at that moment in time.
“Such a lovely place, really.” Lockhart implied, while closely examining a nearby stone. “Do you live here?” He curiously added. “No.” Ronald calmly answered, while gently placing the rock to Lockhart’s head, as Lockhart softly fell into a never-ending sleep.
Do you guys remember deleted scene when he made them test only about him like ,, what is Lockhart's favourite colour" (Guys I now know it was in the books this comment is 9 months old I've already read books 2 times since then)
At least Lockhart actually TRIED to teach, albeit very badly. But Umbridge just wanted them to read from a textbook and shut down anyone who had questions.
@Alexandra Viro it's because the books are written from Harry's perspective: his thoughts, likes , dislikes, etc. So the point of view is flawed from the start . None of the boys liked Lockhart because, yea, he was good looking and all girls were crazy about him. There's nothing clever in Harry's and Ron's attitude at first, just masculine jealousy. As for the girls, they were equally blind due to, probably, their first infatuation. You must admit, he is charming in his own stupid, pompous way. In the end, though, Harry 's opinion about Lockhart proved to be the right one.
Because he's tricked everyone that all the stuff happened to him, and the books he wrote are used in hogwarts. A lot. Therefore, Hermione only liked him because of the books.
@@adelia6590 Yeah, but she quickly got over that when Harry and Ron exposed Lockhart and it became obvious that he can't do anything. I am glad that she came to her senses, because I would've been seriously worried otherwise. :')
I wonder how weak Harry's batch would be in defence against the dark arts. A teacher who give test questions like what is his favourite colours, and during classes conducts plays or dramas on how he defeated different creatures.
@@traptinseid8577 no but they didn't know how to teach it knowing the subject doesn't make you automatically better then Locart also i have so many stories about her beeing a bad teacher i could talk for like 30 minutes or more
He was actually pretty smart tbh even though he was a pompous git. He made his career by stealing the accomplishments of other wizards and witches and covered up his tracks with memory spells. If he hadn't been so caught up with his own ego he could have survived, without permanent memory loss.
There is a deleted scene for chamber of secrets which is also in the extended edition where the Dursley’s see Harry trying to stop dobbys floating cake and uncle Vernon asks Dudley if he had something to say and he just says pudding. He’s funny
Lockhart could easily be my favorite defense against the dark arts teacher. He’s so horribly charming it’s hilarious. His character is so big and it really makes the second book SO much better.
3:03 didn´t realise it as a kid. McGonagall and Snape just fucking with Lockheart. And Filch at the end not really gettin it and looking at both of them like _"Are u guys actually trusting HIM with this task?"_ Lowkey funny
Snape: I’ll get the popcorn McGonagall: I’ll get the drinks Dumbledore: I’ll get the chairs. This is going to be hilarious. Filch: Mind if I join, professors? Dumbledore: Take a seat. 😁😆
Pretty amazing that Quirrel literally had the most evil dark wizard of all time attached to the back of his head, but he still couldn't crack the bottom 2 worst DADA teachers Harry had. He was literally 4th best out of 6.
i can't get enough of this hilarious and cute video. i am watching it again and again and i want to thank you for making my day (even several days actually)! the captions are precious. sir kenneth made such a great perfomance. love him and your chanel💌
Lockhart: Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you think of a better way to spend detention? Me: I can actually, spending detention in the Forbidden Forest with Hagrid.
The funniest thing to me is that a lot of people dislike Snape, but nearly everyone fucking loved the duelling scene when Snape put Lockhart on his arse.
The fact that this man was a Ravenclaw shows that we are not all just the stereotypical bookish and intelligent (I do however fall into this type)... We also house the oddballs, or as we call them "Quirky". Luna Lovegood is another example.
right, that's it. i'm calling my future child "pRPpppPppppP" *"gilderoy lockhart annoying people for 4 minutes straight"* me: the whole movie then, alrighty.
In 8 movies, this is easily one of the best casting choices they made
High grant would’ve been sick too
Absolutely!
@@godoflife2569 yess I agree
Along with alan rickman
Imagine Ewan McGregor in this script as Gilderoy
he walked so umbridge could run
Umbridge should have run straight off a bridge
SW Reality Lmao fr she should’ve 😂
wait she runs????
SW Reality LMFAOOOOO
The only things she runs are people up the wall, and her mouth
*gilderoy lockhart annoying people for 4 mins*
Me: thats basically every single scene he’s in
I mean he is annoying literally ALL the time
I only clicked here to say exactly that.
alternate title: all gilderoy lockhart scenes
IKR 😂
👌🏻
The actor who plays Lockhart directed Thor. I’m pretty sure that he only took this role for fun.
He was also the narrator for the Walking with Series.
Wait, he did?!
@@Blizzardheart12 he did.
I think it was pppretty obvious he directed Thor.
How do you know he didn't obliviate the original directors of those movies??
lockhart: let me introduce you to your new defence against the dark arts teacher - me!
harry: 👁👄👁
I love Ron's eyebrow raise
I read this while he said the line
⚡️
👁👄👁
Shannon amazing
I'm your 1k liker
"Gilderoy Lockhart annoying people except Susan Bones and Hermione Granger."
@TristanPlays HorrorGames Basically most of the girls. Even Ginny was amused. 🤣🤣
@TristanPlays HorrorGames McGonagall couldn't stand him and when she said his skills were a legend, she was being sarcastic.
That’s hannah abbot
@@ravindunethsara1199 The girl sitting beside Hermione in class was Susan Bones.
Ravindu Nethsara no it's not
Kenneth Branagh did such a good job making both annoying but still so enjoyable to watch.
He is amazing, the only thing that would make him better would be if he was younger at the time to fulfill the handsome aspect better
So basically, like Michael Scott
i know, all the scenes are so amusing to me
@@creepyjesus1471 I dunno, he doesn’t look _too_ bad in these scenes...
@@creepyjesus1471 he’s handsome enough I mean way better then the book art
"nO. Not you."
Meredith Boster haha I broke the no comment streak
Read this at the exact same time
@@Username-qu1jt same haha
That's my favourite conversation between Harry and Lockhart of the entire chapter🤣
“do you think he’s alright?”
“who cares?”
savage ron
Ron’s humour through the books like:
both harry and ron said that at the same time in the book
The one time Harry and Ron were rooting for Snape
@@gerstein03 true
@@gerstein03 I don't think so because in the book just before they 'duelled', Ron said "wouldn't it be good if they finished each other off". I think it's fair to say that Harry and Ron hated them both equally at that moment in time.
Lockhart may be a fraud, but I'd rather deal with him than Umbridge
Agreed
At least we can entertain ourselves by watching him get humiliated
@@x_2853 just don’t leave Cornish Pixies by him
@Spike 32 same
agree, he might’ve been a fraud and a *little* self centered but he’s inside a nice teacher ig
@@x_2853 wb the centaurs almost killing umbridge
"dO yOu LiVe HeRe?"
"no."
"rEaLly?"
Why am I wheezing.
“Such a lovely place, really.” Lockhart implied, while closely examining a nearby stone. “Do you live here?” He curiously added. “No.” Ronald calmly answered, while gently placing the rock to Lockhart’s head, as Lockhart softly fell into a never-ending sleep.
Caleigh Fincher you wot m8
@@rainbowzgrqce Dumbledore asked calmly
@@littlemissfinch
😂
Even when hes obliviated, he gained the ability to roast.
3:17
That windows sound has me weak 🤣🤣🤣
Lockhart is screwed.
ppl under 20 can't understand that sound lol
I snorted-
Netheb i understand it, im way under twenty
@@conconcrete how, this is from before windows vista lol
Do you guys remember deleted scene when he made them test only about him like ,, what is Lockhart's favourite colour"
(Guys I now know it was in the books this comment is 9 months old I've already read books 2 times since then)
Would have been too easy 😂 i mean everyone knows it‘s lilac...right 😂
@@Hannah-hh2rs honestly I would have just answered every thing with stuff like "I don't care"
Melani Potvin yep
That's not a deleted scene honestly.
Hermione got it all correct
nadiaalibaig its deleted in some country’s/states
“ Let me introduce you to your new defence against the dark arts teacher... Gilderoy the mouse prince”
The wars they’d have with the frogs. Terrible.
Stephanie Lynne Yeas that is my dream
omg we have the same first name
Those meadow mice warriors the atrocities they have seen.
he'll make tiny mouse tools for their tiny mouse hands out of toothpicks and marshmellows
Hermioney: do you think he's all right?!?
Everyone eles: hope he's not
Hermione* else*
@@nadiaalibaig wow
@@pinecat3074 why?
@@nadiaalibaig xD thanks I'm terrible at tipping on phones 🤣
@@Anonamai it's alright
What part of hp are you on?
The fact that this guy WASN'T the worst DADA teacher in the series really says a lot about Umbridge.
@Maria Samhoun And Moody(Barty Crouch Jr)
Well he did try to obliviate 2 12 year olds and leave them for dead in the chamber of secrets
@@memelord7567 and umbridge made harry write his his blood daily and almost used an unforgettable curse on him. Let alone other students
At least Lockhart actually TRIED to teach, albeit very badly. But Umbridge just wanted them to read from a textbook and shut down anyone who had questions.
Even a disguised Death Eater was a better teacher than her.
Harry serving detention under Dolores Umbridge:
_"I wish I was helping Lockhart answer his fanmail...."_
💯
Just imagine if Lockhart and Snape stuck in one room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two walk in, probably only one will get out.
Pretty easy to guess which one
Waterph0enix 19 yeah obviously the director
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He'll began to love James Potter! 😂
Someone write a book on that please 🙏✨
Gildroy:Oh it cant be Harry Potter!
Harry:tf help me
Stranger danger
He’s actually the worst in the books- unbearable even.
I kinda like him based from the books compared to Snape
Worst in the books? Are you forgetting someone?
Umbridge will forever be the worst
69Half-blood prince69 hm hm **cough Umbridge cough**
ikr
@@princessaurora2205 Umbridge is terrible in both
3:07 SNATCHED
✨dramatic sentences✨
Just so you know we have collectively come to the desicion to disown him from Ravenclaw house, you can take him
No one wants to...
@@homer_sexual lmao🤣
Study with Lisa! As a ravenclaw, I totally agree.
@@bsthomas9973 Hufflepuff throws him the heck out of Hogwarts
So guys, who owns him now?
ok but you can't deny Kenneth Branagh absolutely nailed this
I still don't get how even Hermione fell for this guy. It's like her brain just sayonarad itself outta there
Alexandra Viro : Umbridge sure, but Lockhart isn’t that bad.
@Alexandra Viro it's because the books are written from Harry's perspective: his thoughts, likes , dislikes, etc. So the point of view is flawed from the start . None of the boys liked Lockhart because, yea, he was good looking and all girls were crazy about him. There's nothing clever in Harry's and Ron's attitude at first, just masculine jealousy. As for the girls, they were equally blind due to, probably, their first infatuation. You must admit, he is charming in his own stupid, pompous way.
In the end, though, Harry 's opinion about Lockhart proved to be the right one.
Because he's tricked everyone that all the stuff happened to him, and the books he wrote are used in hogwarts. A lot. Therefore, Hermione only liked him because of the books.
I guess it's the equivalent of K-POPers..?But wizards.
@@adelia6590 Yeah, but she quickly got over that when Harry and Ron exposed Lockhart and it became obvious that he can't do anything. I am glad that she came to her senses, because I would've been seriously worried otherwise. :')
that one dislike was him reacting to this
And hermione and Susan bones
@Australian Man must’ve been his fans who, for some reason, can’t move on with their lives.
I cackled when Ron knocked him out with a rock. That’s always been a favorite scene of mine. “Do you live here?” “No.” *Whack*
"A girl has been *sNaCHeD* by a monster, Gilderoy. Your time has come at last..."
The best line in the whole series
Moment not time
lockhart: “i didn’t get rid of the bandon banshee by smiling at him”
me: *”you didn’t get rid of the bandon banshee PERIOD.”*
Omg hi!! I'm your biggest fan!
@Hollie Ello
He didn’t even get the gender right lmao banshees are always female.
I love Lockhart, he's hilarious. And the way Snape walks up the stairs to duel, he's like "So you have chosen death."
When pixies come:
Neville: *being lifted into the air*
Seamus: *panicking*
Rest of the class: *chaos*
Lock heart: *prioritises a photo of himself*
Basically, *Every single scene Gilderoy Lockhart is in.*
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@@pinecat3074 I'm sorry, I didn't know someone else did something like this. I just saw that comment, I aplogize in advance Ronald.
3:16 Snape looks so *innocent*
3:18 Gilderoy looks so like he's been *petrified.*
Which is a good thing.
Niceee
Agreed
Filch looks confused
0:33 that laugh that Kenneth does is absolutely brilliant! Amazing casting choice hahaha
ron is just 101% done with him
I wonder how weak Harry's batch would be in defence against the dark arts. A teacher who give test questions like what is his favourite colours, and during classes conducts plays or dramas on how he defeated different creatures.
Best line in the book still is dumbledore saying: "Impaled upon your own sword gilderoy?"
I don't have a sword. He does though, maybe he can lend it to you.
It’s even better when you know that Dumbledore was friends with two of the wizards whose accomplishments Lockhart took credit for.
He is better than my old teacher
And that's saying a lot
A HOLE LOT
help!!!!!!
Wow that really is a *HOLE* lot to be saying
Is your old teacher completely oblivious to the subject they were teaching?
@@traptinseid8577 no but they didn't know how to teach it knowing the subject doesn't make you automatically better then Locart also i have so many stories about her beeing a bad teacher i could talk for like 30 minutes or more
@@kaylaHat Yes but Lockhart was a useless wizard and couldn't teach. He's like a complete failure. :P
He was actually pretty smart tbh even though he was a pompous git. He made his career by stealing the accomplishments of other wizards and witches and covered up his tracks with memory spells. If he hadn't been so caught up with his own ego he could have survived, without permanent memory loss.
0:07
When my mum says I can’t have a pudding
Rosie wants Da tea
Probably chocolate
There is a deleted scene for chamber of secrets which is also in the extended edition where the Dursley’s see Harry trying to stop dobbys floating cake and uncle Vernon asks Dudley if he had something to say and he just says pudding. He’s funny
Lockhart could easily be my favorite defense against the dark arts teacher. He’s so horribly charming it’s hilarious. His character is so big and it really makes the second book SO much better.
100% agreed. He was definitely the most memorable along with Umbridge.
Kenneth Branagh was having way too much fun with his role lol
I love the way Ron says "who cares?" after Hermione asks "is he alive?" 😂
Omg snape is the roasting king, he's amazing
3:19 _lockhart.exe has stopped working_
I was about to write something similar but then, I saw your comment…
3:03 didn´t realise it as a kid.
McGonagall and Snape just fucking with Lockheart.
And Filch at the end not really gettin it and looking at both of them like _"Are u guys actually trusting HIM with this task?"_
Lowkey funny
Snape: I’ll get the popcorn
McGonagall: I’ll get the drinks
Dumbledore: I’ll get the chairs. This is going to be hilarious.
Filch: Mind if I join, professors?
Dumbledore: Take a seat. 😁😆
1:45 got me soo bad😂 His hair is its own character
*every gilderoy lockhart scence**
3:08 Severus and Minerva are such a duo!
0:37
Doesn’t care that kids are being attacked by pixies
But proceeds to try and grab painting of himself from them
“Celebrity is as celebrity does”
That’s some deep shit, man
0:33 that smile still haunts me to this day
0:07 omg Ron’s face i died🤣🤣
He’s actually my favourite character for some reason 😂 he’s fckin stupid but brilliant casting
To call Severus the Assistant and duel with him, he got some nerve.
Lol! To duel with the guy who created sectumsempra.
Snape: (Thinking) This mofo’s going down
When I was little, I used to watch The chamber of secrets with my dad and he always laughed so hard when Hilderoy appeared. That's a good memory :)
This could’ve just been the whole movie
Ron was like, ”Hermione, why are you fangirling over this arse?!”
i love how whenever harry gets addressed he just raises his eyebrows and looks purely terrified
” Fame is a fickle friend Harry, celebrity is what a celebrity does, remember that” Lockhart dropping wisdom unintentionally lol
i am so pissed off that they didn’t have the valentine’s day scene in the movie where lockhart decorated the great hall lmaooo
Oh my God, that whole chapter about the valentines day was absolutely LEGENDARY.
Pretty amazing that Quirrel literally had the most evil dark wizard of all time attached to the back of his head, but he still couldn't crack the bottom 2 worst DADA teachers Harry had. He was literally 4th best out of 6.
shows how bad the teachers were in that position 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This deserves so much more love, it's the best one yet!
1:29 the look Snape made, "I'm going to destroy your career boi'
Well, he did teach Lockhart for a bit.
@@Powerranger-le4up Did he?
i can't get enough of this hilarious and cute video. i am watching it again and again and i want to thank you for making my day (even several days actually)! the captions are precious. sir kenneth made such a great perfomance. love him and your chanel💌
Ron, I've been wanting to do this all year to you.
(Hits Lockhart over the head with a rock.)
Also Ron: much better.
I love how all the boys are just like “ wtf “
0:55 poor kid, being drag to this.
I love him, he's my favourite character in the series!
He's amazing. 👍
Same 😂
I lost it with the Windows shutting down soundXD It was so perfect.
"Do You live here?" That cracked me out 😂
Gilderoy should have known the moment he called Snape his assistant he was as good as dead.
The 1 dislike is himself as he was called annoying
That is PRETTY BVIOUS
Liked it especially the little texts that appeared everytime a character looked annoyed or said something
i’ve watched a couple of your vids and i’m only just noticing that you’re also spnfamily. we love taste.
yes!! i’ll be making spn videos too! :)
waywardgranger subscribed 🥰
Gilderoy is my favourite character.
He’s still an awesome character. He’s one of my favs
0:55 I love how he just grabs Harry without even asking him if he wants to be on the front page
Lockhart: Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you think of a better way to spend detention?
Me: I can actually, spending detention in the Forbidden Forest with Hagrid.
My favourite character, don't jugde me
I am straight judging you rn
He's hilarious.
Danielle Lynn a walking meme
Mine too. And Lucius Malfoy. ❤❤❤
Same
" I didn't get rid of the bandon banshee by smiling at her" *eeheeheeheehee*
The funniest thing to me is that a lot of people dislike Snape, but nearly everyone fucking loved the duelling scene when Snape put Lockhart on his arse.
Lockhart was comedy gold i really enjoyed him
I love this character SO much 🙌🤣
This man need to get over himself and get his elbow pasta looking hair fixed
1:17 omg calling snape his assistant... hes gonna dead...
2:21 when the chicken nuggies are ready
The fact that this man was a Ravenclaw shows that we are not all just the stereotypical bookish and intelligent (I do however fall into this type)... We also house the oddballs, or as we call them "Quirky".
Luna Lovegood is another example.
it only took me 21 years to realize that the painting that he has of himself, is painting yet another painting of himself
I honestly like how unbearable he is, it’s hilarious
right, that's it. i'm calling my future child "pRPpppPppppP"
*"gilderoy lockhart annoying people for 4 minutes straight"*
me: the whole movie then, alrighty.
Snape is highly annoyed by Lockhart’s schtick of being a pompous fool and McGonagall’s also annoyed yet she’s subdued in her annoyance
I've heard the reason dumbledore hired him is to expose him as a fraud i would do the same thing
Alternative title: every scene lockhart is in
Ron has the best "WTF" faces 😂
Lockhart actually is a legend:
For one shining moment he brought McGonagall and Snape together.
This should be called “Gilderoy Lockhart talking for 4 minutes” because every time he talked he was annoying
“Don’t worry Harry, I’ll fix your arm straight away.”
“No.. No.. Not you..”
honestly harry, SAME
Same! I’d be like;
“Put your wand away! The last thing I need is you removing my arm completely”
The music that plays for him is so perfect
1:02
Harry: help me plz
He's the wizard version of Zapp Brannigan.