Markus Wulfhart, You're Going to Brazil
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- I may have rewritten the lore a little on this one by making Karl and Markus rivals, but you can't send a poor man thousands of miles away to a hostile land with the worst campaign mechanic in the game and NOT call that a punishment.
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*Insert snarky LegendofTotalWar comment here*
Come to Brazil legend, or Brazil will come to you
How hate yourself
Oh thats mean why would you do that legend
This video is everything i need in my life. Thank you Thank you and well done!
I still think this is my best video. Thanks for watching!
I finished his campaign cause I had a Glitch where i could have multiple Gotreks that never left me.
No warwagons shit video xD
Lizardman Zucc had me wheezing, 👌
"Leave a man in Brazil and he colonize an entire civilization" - some survival specialist
And, with the last temple city taken. Markus breathed a sigh of relief, his campaing was over, the enemy defeated.
THEN the Great Vortex failed without the Power of the Geomantic Web and Chaos came back and razed the planet.
Fuck I forgot how that works
Well, Imperial mages might fix the web up after they plunder... i mean study the plaques of the Ancients. Plus undoubtedly high elves will use their ZOG powers to dive into those vaults too and “help out” with plunde... i mean research.
@@MrVlad12340 arent the Slann the only ones that can hold the web together? I doubt that a human mage could do it. And it takes a shit lot of energy to maintain I believe. Thats why the Slann sleep for so long.
@@changelingman9687 high elves can replicate most of the things Slann do... if they have sufficient amount of “materials for copy” so...
Nah it will be fine we just need to solve ruin puzzle. That the solution right guys?
In Brazil, there is a state called Acre where the dinosaurs still exist. So Markus probably went there.
For real? Why they are not recorded
@@Kemos are that much stiupid that ask him if its real ?
@@KrecikBobasek lol
@@KrecikBobasek r/woooosh i guess
@@Kemos It's just a brazilian meme man
The Virgin Eltharion: *almost dies trying to invade Naggarond*
Vs
The Chad Markus: how am I gonna avoid some hydra trying to eat me? The answer is a bow and if that don't work, use more bow
Archer: *looks at Markus* "Hunts-marshall are you sure this will work"
Markus: *Chuckles* "I have no idea" *starts stacking buffs from all members of the expedition*
Uber-Archer: *looks at charging Dread Saurian*
"DIE" (in japanese)
SHIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
And that, my child, is how we befriended the natives
Lizardmen: call lord crok let them know the ender of the chaos gods
Markus: fool there is a power that not even setrra nor crok can defeat
Lizardmen: what?
Markus: plot armor and CHHEEEEESSSSSSSS
Now do one about the biggest chad in Lustria.
Gor "The Rok" Johnson
Markus heading north:
"I knew I kept the head to toes pelts and felts for a reason. Here I come, Canada!"
Why the hell do you need to destroy Clan Mors as the Huntsmarshal's Expedition?! They are on the other side of the world!
Usually they get crushed by Grimgor - apprently he was out of luck that campaign.
pain
EVERY. LAST. BEAST.
Teclis actually doing anything is pretty shocking
Great vid man, keep it up
He got destroyed by the Harkon in my campaign. So basically, I'm all alone against 3 Lizard factions.
indeed he has gotten bodied in every campaign ive ever done
Also prequel memes, dishonoured 1 and jojo references, you're on a streak
Did they really play Jurassic Park music while shooting dinosaurs?
What a chad.
Productions values too high. Subscription: Invevtible.
Why’s no one talking about how good that intro is?
Most ambitious crossover event in history. I wasn't expecting Dishonored in my Total War Video but I love it. xD
Oblivion, man of culture
Cliff Racers, man of culture indeed.
The only good faction is an empire faction (except Hotchland. They just live to get mad at people) I respect the effort put into this campaign and the true lore leak you've given us.
Why does he even need to destroy Queek? Like i would understand Skrolk. But Queek?
Bruh
Queek took Wulfhartz head below the belt
No idea but why else would he have such a grudge to cross the entire world?
@@mr.gandersson2835 he met the Dwarfs propably
The Dishonored reference is absolutely based
MARKUUS WALLFHAAHHRRT URRRR GO-IN TU BRAHZEEL
Making the destruction of Clan Mors instead of Clan Rictus a Campaign goal is probably the only nice thing CA has done for Rictus xD
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer.
I am heavy armour guy.
Snipin's a good job, mate!
Ven the patient voke up, his skeleton is missing, AND THE DOCTOR WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!!! Anyvay that's how I lost my medical license.
The only reason i'm liking this video is because of the constant use of Dishonored references
"This action does have my concent"
I fucking love these videos.
He used the JPark music while slaughtering dinos ☠️☠️
That's why you don't go into battle wearing bikini, Morathi!
Battle bikini.
It’s a metal bikini though
*ancient sally dies*
My inner lizardmen fan: NOOOOOOOO
Me sees this in my notifications: a surprise to be sure but a welcome one
I subbed for the dishonored references. Good man.
I've been watching since 3k. Always great quality vids👍
Markus wulfhart? more like marcos lobinho amirite fellas?
Between Pestilence
Wulfheart
Bretonnian prisoner 24601
And sometimes Rekarth I don’t think I’ve ever seen the lizardmen ever actually stay in control of that CA forsaken continent.
I see the title and I’m like, “Taking the police girl and the Frenchman.
There's a reason I only played The Huntsman once....
The f***ing Dino spam
Where should I start my expansion in the campaign
Still coming back to this masterpiece. Rare to see such videos that has structure, story and all kinds of montage. I mean for God sake, even 3d is here (3:51)! Brazil is an amaizing place for sure.
Thanks man! I'm still trying to make another video as good as this one
"What really killed the Dinosaurs?"
Markus Wulfhart: "ME!"
This video made me cry from laughter
Also loved the Sseth reference
As a Brazilian, I can confirm that Brazil and Lustria aren't that different XD
You’ve heard of the Ubersreik 5, now get ready for the Lustrian 5
“And then this big reptilian monstrosity came out of the jungle and just started eating people....”
“So anyway I started losing” - Empire Archer
Opoha :'3
I just want to vibe in Brazil in peace
Come to Brazil
@@daviguedes8170 Already am.
Why does the Doom music always go so well with every video of yours..
4:08 Holy hell what a great reference!
They do be spawning out of thin air whenever you don't want to see them.
if i correctly, the portugueses killed the native population.
would be a little difficult for markus find natives on the coast of brazil at that time.
1500 = 3.000.000 natives
1957 = 70.000 natives
Nakai is cooler tho
Third times i'm watching this masterpiece.We got memes for all taste:oblivion dishonored,tf2,jojo morrowind...What a blast.
Love Markus Wulfhart campaign tho.
Thanks man, I think this might be my magnum opus
Literally the reason I dont have alot of campaigns actually beat. Last faction would take 20 turns juts to get over there smh.
You're funny. I like You more and more with every video
What an insane intro dude. I'm so happy that this came into my recommended. Like and Sub for that keep trucking my man
Wolfheart pointing a lizard men descending from their spaceships:
"These Savages!..".
I started choking on my drink when Mark Zuckerberg showed up
Music name?
I always put my music in the description or in a link in the description
Warhammer Brazil is exactly how world sees Brazil
man i love the op reinforcements this faction gets lol merry christmas
Now that is how you Wolfhart, great job lad. Your memes inspire us all.
Great vid!
Maluco pensam q a gente mora na floresta
This is f***ing high quality sh*t
That campaign movement bonus, owh yeah baby.
Why have I not subbed earlier. Your meme vids are amazing and high quality.
Thanks mate
This guy's content is bloody hilarious!
Ah, finaly! The true presentation of dino extinction
Hey there's something wrong with your video. At around 5:15 I pressed X and it didn't skip.
Consider it another unskippable ad. You're welcome king
Actually, It's more like Venezuela😀
Yikes
OMFG OBLIVION
Just started a nakai campaign today convenient lol
This is Imperial Propaganda! Check out my channel for PRO NAKAI FABULOUS PROPAGANDA!
Ah, yes another perfect meme vid.
this is true, i'm a brazilian and im an enormous fat toad.
Marcus Wulfhart and his marry band of daredevils))
Genuinely the best editing I've seen in a while
Thanks man, I consider this one my best video
The empire = europe/usa
Norsca = Skandinavia
Tomb kings place = africa
Lizardmen place on the west = north and south America
Dark elves = Canada
High elves = 100% fantasy
Chaos wastes = Siberia
Albion = literally means britain in gaul and is located west of norsca with celtic people
Shows the UK flag, but it was the Portuguese empire🤣
Not very sharp
What to do upon witnesing the massive mostrosity that is a dreadsaurian?
Step 1: panic
Step 2: remember artillery
Step 3: calm
fucking amazing such quality performances
No one: ...
Me: Morathi's hair give her a huge hitbox. Tho she probably enjoy it.
Stop making me want to play Markus.
No amount of editing will cover for the fast that it's a campaign for masochists.
This channel is so underrated lol
AHHH, SOTEK HELP ME
I KNEEL WARM BLOOD
"Mom can we get the Ubersreik 5?"
"No honey we have the U5 at home"
The U5 at home.
Teclis being a chad. I knew this video was fake news - Brought to you by the Tirion gang.
Its sad because Wulfhart has the potential to be a real wildcard campaign but the godawful Lustria terrain taking forever to get around + when you finally get on a roll and that hostility timer ticks on 5 and full stacks spawn near your capital with no way to reach it in time? Yeah thats just shit.
Brazil? You mean AULUSTRIA?
Wha... whyyyyy? Why does the huntsmarshal have to kill clan Mors
i love getting a deep DEEP artillery core on Markus.
The happy music as he genocides a whole continent in a timelapse.
...takin' the police girl and the Frenchman.
man, Vermintide looks funky
Called my mum. She did appreciate it. Thanks for the reminder bud!
What an ending...also i came for the memes not the feels man wtf
I hope the merchant guild will buy you out too
This was a fuckin rollercoaster
Wow you worked hard on that intro Didnt you?