he said "that might be fine for a mayor" it's a reference to a mayor of Washington DC who was arrested for a possession of cocaine. since the show was taped in DC the reference hits home.
Don't forget the best part: Marion Barry was re-elected in a landslide AFTER he was convicted for cocaine trafficking and drug charges. DC residents wanted to send a message about how pissed they were about the Federal Government neglecting them.
I was on my PS4 when I first heard this, just chilling listening to Dave...wasn't expecting it and spewed black velvet all over my TV, PS4 and controller. Had to replace controller.
"Mmmister PRESIDENT! STOP SUCKING THE AMBASSADORS DYK!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣The righteous indignation in that whyt man voice gets me every time. That line is quoted repeatedly and and randomly with my closest gf
@HakeemNicks88 Interestingly enough, if you watched the lost episodes dvd. It almost seemed like he was in the middle of doing season 3 and then out of no where just walk off. I think you write the material first then start tapping. So the odd are he still has the unfinished scripped of the full season laying around somewhere. Could he come back??? You never know.
What does he say in 2:41? We cannot have this shit in the WH, it might be fine for ???... I'm not native speaker and can't figure that out, and I know I'm missing some cool joke! Thanks.
+Vincent Buday - This guy used to write letters to the city of new york to get disabled vets kicked off of 5th avenue, because they "downgraded the area." He doesn't respect you man. He wants to use you and your brothers like a fucking tampon. Thanks for your service.
that is so true.. i'm almost worried to ask some people about there views. idk man.. but i have fun arguing, and i hate those peope who dont have balls to talk about there views.
Amen Brother! Amen! I voted for Ralph Nader this past election and got chewed for it because I'm black! We have to start up a campaign rally for independents who see through all the bullshit of both parties!
@sonvek: I don't care about where they're from, I care about their shows, the comedy itself. Dave Chappelle is just my favourite of all comedians, doesn't mean I don't like other comedians (For instance I like Pablo Francisco, Jeff Dunham, Bert Visscher (Dutch comedian) etc.)
I wanna say a favorite part, but the whole thing in general was funny! xD Weird part is that I don't even remember this when I watched it a long time ago.
"There will be peace in Israel finally..." gets me everytime!!!
Akasan YO AKASAN!
Akasan I'd ask if it was actually you: but everyone loves Dave Chapelle
Rensune Do you not see the verified check mark?
Maga
Invaded colonized Palestine , that country doesn't exist
“Come on sign the treaty baby”😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So we do have a plan. Come on Biden
I laughed more in this 4 minute clip than I do during most comedian's entire sets. Dave is simply on another level.
+HockeyPwnsBaseball Bill Burr.
lol if you think burr is anywhere close to peak chapelle
Bill Burr is funny, hilarious even. But Dave Chappelle is a legend.
Dingus Flotbottom here's somebody with a lack of good taste.
Go Cannes
I wish i could erase my memory and watch all these videos again
Cocaine - Eric Clapton
Smoke weed
That’s what stings for
marijuana affects yizr memorx
Bruce and MB got it right. Smoke, and every time you watch a video for the 3rd or 4th time, it's like seeing it for the first time.
he said "that might be fine for a mayor"
it's a reference to a mayor of Washington DC who was arrested for a possession of cocaine. since the show was taped in DC the reference hits home.
Don't forget the best part: Marion Barry was re-elected in a landslide AFTER he was convicted for cocaine trafficking and drug charges. DC residents wanted to send a message about how pissed they were about the Federal Government neglecting them.
I knew that joke seemed awfully specific
14 years later and here we are.
he has the best white person impression
Anyways I was f ing my wife.im dah azz
Kevin Hart can't touch Dave
dave chappelle the realesr most original comedian..best comedian for ever!
True words
Agreed lol
Hart is terrible, such a try hard lol..
Hart's comedy is generic at best, for simple minded people
Come here little nigga baby! Mua!! I'm laughing my ass off
George bush junior *mwa.. eooyuuuh!
Same
I was on my PS4 when I first heard this, just chilling listening to Dave...wasn't expecting it and spewed black velvet all over my TV, PS4 and controller. Had to replace controller.
First time I saw this on Comedy Central my sides hurt....had to walk out and take a breather.
He's the funniest comedian I've ever seen.
MM MM NIgga that's Five to Ten! LOLZ
Cloned
Lil Nigga Baby. 👶
wandile duma 👶🏿
I practically died laughing at this segment. The last minute is the funniest bit - his audience certainly agrees!
"Even when I vote, which I don't."
hahaha
"there will be peace in Israel" XD
*that shirt gives him powers*
Does any one know if Chappelle's comment about having a coke head as a Mayor is okay is a reference to former D.C. Mayor Marion Berry?
Doug Glovier it's
Pretty sure yeah, since Dave is from DC
Hey now, Marion Barry was not a coke head……he smoked crack.
Yeah because the special was recorded in DC. (And Dave is from DC).
Sign the treaty baby!!
One of my fav chappelle bits of all time. So uniquely Dave.
there hasn't been anyone able to touch Dave since
No one will ever be as good as Dave but I think Hannibal Buress is fucking great
Bill Burr
Jim Jeffries
Not even close and I'm a big Bur fan
@@eduardocuaya8644 no where near close, try again!
Mr. President!!!!
Dave Chappelle is the greatest comedian of all time. He needs to come back...i havent laughed this hard in idk how long
It happened ✌️
Chaplin, Norm, Pryor, Dangerfield, Rickles are all better
Nigga, you wrote this 12 yrs ago?
Pryor
Dave's the best !! He's always sharp... right on time ... everytime!
"let him finish, l'll sign the treaty...."OMG l just love this guy.
I love when Chappelle does impressions of rigid white guys lol
I'm laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes! lmao!!
i love it when dave genuinely laughs at his own jokes...muah!
Every time I watch this guy I never get tired best stand up there is great
i just saw a picture of Trump kissing a black baby and had to come here xD
I've seen this before Johnson they break into the house And put up pictures of there family .....OMG I was in tears...the best
The last minute of this is the most outrageously funny part I've seen!
Best. Comedian. Ever.
PERIOD.
No one is funnier, even though some people think there is
Dave Chappelle is a comic genius. One of the best ever.
Clinton came to my school in Tampa years and years ago when I was in high school (Hillsborough high)
😭Last minute is the funniest shit ever 😭
Old Dave's voice is the shiiiit man. Notice it changes over time. This is my fav❤😂
"C'mon...sign the treaty, baby!"
"Mmmister PRESIDENT! STOP SUCKING THE AMBASSADORS DYK!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣The righteous indignation in that whyt man voice gets me every time. That line is quoted repeatedly and and randomly with my closest gf
2:41 Toronto, I'm looking at you
@TheVinoThunderbird Singing along is one thing, but most concerts, people just YELL. (Usually it's "WOOOO!")
man the baby the baby thing 😂😂
2:28 Ha! Totally playing to the DC crowd with a Marion Barry joke!
NOW GET OUT THERE AND BE SOMEBODY!!!!
i guess crack isnt ok for a mayor either
-rob ford
It's not, that didn't age well at all. lol
20 years later, we can't get folks to shut the fuck up about their political opinions lol
“Come ere little n* baby! MWAHHH!” Lmmfaooo
“That might be fine for a mayor... but not for the White House”... Damn... we had standards y’all... wtf happened
@HakeemNicks88 Interestingly enough, if you watched the lost episodes dvd. It almost seemed like he was in the middle of doing season 3 and then out of no where just walk off. I think you write the material first then start tapping. So the odd are he still has the unfinished scripped of the full season laying around somewhere. Could he come back??? You never know.
"I will sign the treaty, there will be peace in Isreal finally!"
Sad shit, he was spot on more less about Bush's persona!
Miss you Dave
that part on 3.11 is from the movie 'don't be a mencace' the movie from the wayans brothers. still laughin my ass off with that movie
3 Minutes and 49 seconds Of GOLD lmao Standing O was well deserved
"Come here lil nigga baby muah" I almost died laughing.
dude dave always says the right stuff man. this standup was like 4 yrs ago and look at us now. bush prolly did sell america for coke.
Mr President!!!!! 😂🤣 Classic 😝😛😜
Mr president!!!
Hahah scrolled down to the comments the second I heard him say that. Knew someone would mention Ford!
Oh, the good old days when we didn't talk about our political views. I remember that time.
@djnoreg 2000, so yes this was filmed during the presidential election
Sign the treaty baby
Somewhere there is some person who will watch Dave Chappelle's Killin Them Softly stand up special for the very first time today.
I envy that person.
I'm white and I have to say this guy almost knows more about ourselves than we do.
1. Pause the video.
2. Hold the Left and Up Arrow Key.
3. Play Snake!
3:10 I laughed and laughed.... then I realized that's exactly what happens in the Bohemian Grove! X'D
someone fix youtube mobile what's the point of going to the site if none of the videos work for any cell phone!!!!!!!!!!!!
love Dave
Hello fellow youtuber. The algorithm has brought us together once again
the masterclass of comedy
one of the best freaking comedians ever
Listen to this.... and then think about White people during this election year lolllllllll
Vitamin-AB&E Lol
Come on, sign the treaty baby!
What happened to this Dave?
Cloned
@@Ace-v6rpropaganda fed by Comedy Central.
Smoker's voice. And he's like 51 now.
love the "don't be a menace" quote hahha
It's called the white house for a reason.
The greatest comedian, the man who wrote the book - Richard Pryor, stated he "passed the torch" to Chapelle.
*Chappelle
DEEZ NUTZ
hey what is up with Bush in Haiti , i heard it is something funny but cant find a video :))
One of the greatest stand up performances of all times..
Pure Chappelle gold again
Watching this in 2021 when Biden is President makes it even funnier
What does he say in 2:41? We cannot have this shit in the WH, it might be fine for ???... I'm not native speaker and can't figure that out, and I know I'm missing some cool joke! Thanks.
1000th comment
“I said Mhhmmm!!!! I like that!”
Trump
fuck you
+Eddie Perez no FUCK YOU PER REZ
+Vincent Buday - This guy used to write letters to the city of new york to get disabled vets kicked off of 5th avenue, because they "downgraded the area." He doesn't respect you man. He wants to use you and your brothers like a fucking tampon. Thanks for your service.
+Eddie Perez You have to go back
+Eddie Perez The wall just got 10 feet higher
@ssrider7 lmao, i came to watch this video now for that line alone lol
He makes very good observations which he translates to humor
Issa shame that peace never came
hahaha, that part about people not wanting to talk about who they vote for is so true :D have the same feeling in norway!
“Come here little ninja baby!” 😭
The standing ovation he gets at around 3:18 is great!!!!!!1
dave is an OG comedian, the king
that is so true.. i'm almost worried to ask some people about there views. idk man.. but i have fun arguing, and i hate those peope who dont have balls to talk about there views.
the kissing baby part 🤣
@Gocavs1990 His Clinton voice is hilarious
lmaoo " Let him finish, i will sign the treatie, there will be peace in isreal" lmaooo uy heard his voice
Amen Brother! Amen! I voted for Ralph Nader this past election and got chewed for it because I'm black! We have to start up a campaign rally for independents who see through all the bullshit of both parties!
@sonvek:
I don't care about where they're from, I care about their shows, the comedy itself.
Dave Chappelle is just my favourite of all comedians, doesn't mean I don't like other comedians (For instance I like Pablo Francisco, Jeff Dunham, Bert Visscher (Dutch comedian) etc.)
I wanna say a favorite part, but the whole thing in general was funny! xD
Weird part is that I don't even remember this when I watched it a long time ago.
Was Dave in the movie"Menace to Society"?I swear I heard him say that shit before.LOL.
We need this now
BEST STAND UP EVER!
no this is about gwb, this was during the presidential race between gore and dubya
Evergreen!!!