he said "that might be fine for a mayor" it's a reference to a mayor of Washington DC who was arrested for a possession of cocaine. since the show was taped in DC the reference hits home.
Don't forget the best part: Marion Barry was re-elected in a landslide AFTER he was convicted for cocaine trafficking and drug charges. DC residents wanted to send a message about how pissed they were about the Federal Government neglecting them.
I wanna say a favorite part, but the whole thing in general was funny! xD Weird part is that I don't even remember this when I watched it a long time ago.
"Mmmister PRESIDENT! STOP SUCKING THE AMBASSADORS DYK!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣The righteous indignation in that whyt man voice gets me every time. That line is quoted repeatedly and and randomly with my closest gf
+Vincent Buday - This guy used to write letters to the city of new york to get disabled vets kicked off of 5th avenue, because they "downgraded the area." He doesn't respect you man. He wants to use you and your brothers like a fucking tampon. Thanks for your service.
@HakeemNicks88 Interestingly enough, if you watched the lost episodes dvd. It almost seemed like he was in the middle of doing season 3 and then out of no where just walk off. I think you write the material first then start tapping. So the odd are he still has the unfinished scripped of the full season laying around somewhere. Could he come back??? You never know.
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“Come on sign the treaty baby”😂😂
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So we do have a plan. Come on Biden
I laughed more in this 4 minute clip than I do during most comedian's entire sets. Dave is simply on another level.
+HockeyPwnsBaseball Bill Burr.
lol if you think burr is anywhere close to peak chapelle
Bill Burr is funny, hilarious even. But Dave Chappelle is a legend.
Dingus Flotbottom here's somebody with a lack of good taste.
Go Cannes
"There will be peace in Israel finally..." gets me everytime!!!
Akasan YO AKASAN!
Akasan I'd ask if it was actually you: but everyone loves Dave Chapelle
Rensune Do you not see the verified check mark?
Maga
Invaded colonized Palestine , that country doesn't exist
I wish i could erase my memory and watch all these videos again
Cocaine - Eric Clapton
Smoke weed
That’s what stings for
marijuana affects yizr memorx
Bruce and MB got it right. Smoke, and every time you watch a video for the 3rd or 4th time, it's like seeing it for the first time.
he said "that might be fine for a mayor"
it's a reference to a mayor of Washington DC who was arrested for a possession of cocaine. since the show was taped in DC the reference hits home.
Don't forget the best part: Marion Barry was re-elected in a landslide AFTER he was convicted for cocaine trafficking and drug charges. DC residents wanted to send a message about how pissed they were about the Federal Government neglecting them.
I knew that joke seemed awfully specific
14 years later and here we are.
Kevin Hart can't touch Dave
dave chappelle the realesr most original comedian..best comedian for ever!
True words
Agreed lol
Hart is terrible, such a try hard lol..
Hart's comedy is generic at best, for simple minded people
Come here little nigga baby! Mua!! I'm laughing my ass off
he has the best white person impression
Anyways I was f ing my wife.im dah azz
First time I saw this on Comedy Central my sides hurt....had to walk out and take a breather.
He's the funniest comedian I've ever seen.
MM MM NIgga that's Five to Ten! LOLZ
Cloned
Lil Nigga Baby. 👶
wandile duma 👶🏿
"Even when I vote, which I don't."
hahaha
I practically died laughing at this segment. The last minute is the funniest bit - his audience certainly agrees!
*that shirt gives him powers*
Sign the treaty baby!!
there hasn't been anyone able to touch Dave since
No one will ever be as good as Dave but I think Hannibal Buress is fucking great
Bill Burr
Jim Jeffries
Not even close and I'm a big Bur fan
@@eduardocuaya8644 no where near close, try again!
Mr. President!!!!
"there will be peace in Israel" XD
"let him finish, l'll sign the treaty...."OMG l just love this guy.
One of my fav chappelle bits of all time. So uniquely Dave.
Does any one know if Chappelle's comment about having a coke head as a Mayor is okay is a reference to former D.C. Mayor Marion Berry?
Doug Glovier it's
Pretty sure yeah, since Dave is from DC
Hey now, Marion Barry was not a coke head……he smoked crack.
Yeah because the special was recorded in DC. (And Dave is from DC).
Dave Chappelle is the greatest comedian of all time. He needs to come back...i havent laughed this hard in idk how long
It happened ✌️
Chaplin, Norm, Pryor, Dangerfield, Rickles are all better
Nigga, you wrote this 12 yrs ago?
Pryor
I'm laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes! lmao!!
Dave's the best !! He's always sharp... right on time ... everytime!
i love it when dave genuinely laughs at his own jokes...muah!
i guess crack isnt ok for a mayor either
-rob ford
It's not, that didn't age well at all. lol
Every time I watch this guy I never get tired best stand up there is great
I love when Chappelle does impressions of rigid white guys lol
😭Last minute is the funniest shit ever 😭
The last minute of this is the most outrageously funny part I've seen!
I've seen this before Johnson they break into the house And put up pictures of there family .....OMG I was in tears...the best
Dave Chappelle is a comic genius. One of the best ever.
man the baby the baby thing 😂😂
NOW GET OUT THERE AND BE SOMEBODY!!!!
"C'mon...sign the treaty, baby!"
Best. Comedian. Ever.
PERIOD.
No one is funnier, even though some people think there is
Clinton came to my school in Tampa years and years ago when I was in high school (Hillsborough high)
Mr president!!!
love Dave
2:28 Ha! Totally playing to the DC crowd with a Marion Barry joke!
dude dave always says the right stuff man. this standup was like 4 yrs ago and look at us now. bush prolly did sell america for coke.
"I will sign the treaty, there will be peace in Isreal finally!"
Sad shit, he was spot on more less about Bush's persona!
Miss you Dave
3 Minutes and 49 seconds Of GOLD lmao Standing O was well deserved
one of the best freaking comedians ever
I wanna say a favorite part, but the whole thing in general was funny! xD
Weird part is that I don't even remember this when I watched it a long time ago.
“That might be fine for a mayor... but not for the White House”... Damn... we had standards y’all... wtf happened
Sign the treaty baby
i lov disguy hez jus 2 funny dis sum funny shit lol
Issa shame that peace never came
Oh, the good old days when we didn't talk about our political views. I remember that time.
2:41 Toronto, I'm looking at you
dave is an OG comedian, the king
“Come ere little n* baby! MWAHHH!” Lmmfaooo
I'm white and I have to say this guy almost knows more about ourselves than we do.
i just saw a picture of Trump kissing a black baby and had to come here xD
lmfao the opening was so funny and so true
"Mmmister PRESIDENT! STOP SUCKING THE AMBASSADORS DYK!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣The righteous indignation in that whyt man voice gets me every time. That line is quoted repeatedly and and randomly with my closest gf
the masterclass of comedy
3:10 I laughed and laughed.... then I realized that's exactly what happens in the Bohemian Grove! X'D
The standing ovation he gets at around 3:18 is great!!!!!!1
OMG i had tears from laughing soo hard. Classic.
It's called the white house for a reason.
why
Listen to this.... and then think about White people during this election year lolllllllll
Vitamin-AB&E Lol
Evergreen!!!
dave never falls short
What happened to this Dave?
Cloned
DEEZ NUTZ
Come here you Lil ninja baby, muuuaaa. 😂
love the "don't be a menace" quote hahha
One of the greatest stand up performances of all times..
1000th comment
BEST STAND UP EVER!
Hahah scrolled down to the comments the second I heard him say that. Knew someone would mention Ford!
Watching this in 2021 when Biden is President makes it even funnier
Trump
fuck you
+Eddie Perez no FUCK YOU PER REZ
+Vincent Buday - This guy used to write letters to the city of new york to get disabled vets kicked off of 5th avenue, because they "downgraded the area." He doesn't respect you man. He wants to use you and your brothers like a fucking tampon. Thanks for your service.
+Eddie Perez You have to go back
+Eddie Perez The wall just got 10 feet higher
Somewhere there is some person who will watch Dave Chappelle's Killin Them Softly stand up special for the very first time today.
I envy that person.
I LOVE Dave!!!!!! ^.^
“Come here little ninja baby!” 😭
Pure Chappelle gold again
@ssrider7 lmao, i came to watch this video now for that line alone lol
Still laughing out loud on this one today.
Come on, sign the treaty baby!
He makes very good observations which he translates to humor
@HakeemNicks88 Interestingly enough, if you watched the lost episodes dvd. It almost seemed like he was in the middle of doing season 3 and then out of no where just walk off. I think you write the material first then start tapping. So the odd are he still has the unfinished scripped of the full season laying around somewhere. Could he come back??? You never know.
The greatest comedian, the man who wrote the book - Richard Pryor, stated he "passed the torch" to Chapelle.
*Chappelle
man he funny we need him back
the kissing baby part 🤣
I love how he laughs at his own fun parts :)! and they're alot! LOL
"oohhh let him finish" lmfaoo
The Best . .
Mr President!!!!! 😂🤣 Classic 😝😛😜
that part on 3.11 is from the movie 'don't be a mencace' the movie from the wayans brothers. still laughin my ass off with that movie
God he was good -hope he comes back with a new show someday (maybe BET will take him).
i love dave chappelle he was soooo fuccking FUNNY!
hahaha, that part about people not wanting to talk about who they vote for is so true :D have the same feeling in norway!
Best comedian ever!
Commo~n! Sign the treaty baby!!Lol
greatest comedian EVER!!!
No let him finish lmao that voice is on point
awsome
He´s the most brilliant, smartest and funniest comedian ever!!! Chapelle for President
*Chappelle