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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2022
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    Have you ever seen a movie on TV that got censored? You hear a line that got re-dubbed or changed to something else. You feel ripped off. Now movies censored for television are far and few between, so hearing a dubbed over movie now is kind of a pleasant surprise! TV edits were a goldmine and I was missing out. So let’s look at this unique practice from an almost bygone age.
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  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  Год назад +211

    Thanks to Kamikoto for sponsoring today's video, they are now running a Black Friday Sale! Go to kamikoto.com/CINEMASSACRE to get an additional $50 off on any purchase with code CINEMASSACRE.

    • @dbarkley350
      @dbarkley350 Год назад +2

      you are the best

    • @matthewhanf3033
      @matthewhanf3033 Год назад +5

      Movies like My Cousin Vinny and Blazing Saddles are awful when they're censored.

    • @dbfi01
      @dbfi01 Год назад +5

      1984

    • @dwaynemenzies8824
      @dwaynemenzies8824 Год назад

      You know I thought you were Richard Pryor!?! - Scrooged

    • @mykeechoes
      @mykeechoes Год назад +3

      Can confirm that these knives are the best money can buy. Though they are a bit pricey, they are well worth it.

  • @SeveredLegs
    @SeveredLegs Год назад +236

    "Monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane" is honestly an amazing choice. Why not go for insanity for that perfect moment.

    • @optiquemusic6204
      @optiquemusic6204 Год назад +14

      My favourite edited line from FX's cut of 'Snakes On A Plane': "Left!!! Turn dis big money-fueller left, Troy!!!"

  • @skipsch
    @skipsch Год назад +622

    Censoring an R-rated movie is like going to Mcdonalds for the healthy menu options

  • @Cabamacadaf
    @Cabamacadaf Год назад +321

    It's so weird to me that they censor movies for TV in the US. In Sweden they never do this, they just show a warning with an age rating for the movie at the beginning.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Год назад +32

      Yep, here in the US the only thing that we're consistent about is been over backwards for advertisers.
      I'm so glad the days of this are gone and dead.

    • @jdhcdfdfnikki3233
      @jdhcdfdfnikki3233 Год назад +10

      Whats weird is they censor, but play a movie like jay and silent bob and its allllllll bleeeps

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced Год назад

      @@JohnDoe-wq5eu OCUGH COUGH RUclips COUGH HACK COUGH

    • @bryanmack4054
      @bryanmack4054 Год назад +1

      Europe seems to always be ahead of the curve when it comes to things like this

    • @imrustyokay
      @imrustyokay Год назад +7

      That's because Swedish TV isn't run by cowards

  • @user-ed4fv9nd3b
    @user-ed4fv9nd3b Год назад +44

    The best edits were when they replaced the swearing with alternate PG-rated takes. A couple examples are in National Lampoon's Vacation where the guy Clark is asking directions from replies "What do I look like, Christopher Columbo?" and in Planes, Trains and Automobiles where Steve Martin performs a clean version of his famous tirade at the car rental agent without using a single F-bomb.

  • @Bram25
    @Bram25 Год назад +248

    Big Lebowski was gold.
    "You see what happens Larry? See what happens?! See what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps!?!"
    Love that one.

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 Год назад +9

      “This is what happens when you fool a Stranger-“

    • @harleyn3089
      @harleyn3089 Год назад +11

      "Who urinates on a man's rug?"

    • @bradpaton3927
      @bradpaton3927 Год назад +1

      @@harleyn3089 Dogs.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 Год назад +1

      James hates that movie lol

    • @NIK12787
      @NIK12787 Год назад +4

      @ghost mall Honestly that movie was John Goodman's best performance in a movie. Sure he is great as Dan in Rosanne, but Walter in Big Lebowski has to be his best role.

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 Год назад +285

    I think Scarface has the funniest censored versions.
    'This town is like a great big pineapple, just waiting to get plucked.' 😆

    • @Mixedmetalhead
      @Mixedmetalhead Год назад +29

      chicken 🤦

    • @11bg00
      @11bg00 Год назад +42

      @@Mixedmetalhead If he had plucked the pineapple before eating it, he wouldn't have gotten that scar.

    • @SidNightWalker
      @SidNightWalker Год назад +4

      Okay that one is funny.

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 Год назад +7

      The network censoring it certainly had a thing for pineapples

    • @thebigbadwolf639
      @thebigbadwolf639 Год назад +5

      Do pineapples grow in Columbia?

  • @oscarsmack141
    @oscarsmack141 Год назад +90

    I saw a censored version of the kung fu scene in The Matrix where Mouse instead of saying "Jesus Christ, he's fast" says "Judas Priest, he's fast".

    • @OnslaughtSix
      @OnslaughtSix Год назад +10

      This should just be the dialogue tho

    • @SoapNugget
      @SoapNugget Год назад +14

      In the US Jesus Christ is replaced with Jeepers Creepers

    • @JOSH-lw2jv
      @JOSH-lw2jv 4 месяца назад +1

      "Judas Priest" was also used
      in the AMC Extended TV Cut
      of *"JAWS: The Revenge".*

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose Год назад +122

    I burst out laughing with how well James synced up the swears with Dorothy's line xD

  • @theswapmeetflea
    @theswapmeetflea Год назад +665

    The censored versions of RoboCop are pure hilarity, I'd buy that for a dollar!!

    • @adventureoflinkmk2
      @adventureoflinkmk2 Год назад +28

      Someone must've been a fan of Smash TV lol

    • @Eth3realwarrior
      @Eth3realwarrior Год назад +20

      Or there will be trouble
      racks shotgun FOR YOU!!!

    • @romanski5811
      @romanski5811 Год назад +11

      Would you buy it for two dollars?

    • @Fade79
      @Fade79 Год назад +23

      I once called him AIRHEAD!

    • @DavidPeacockArt
      @DavidPeacockArt Год назад +19

      WHY ME? WHY ME? WHY ME?

  • @TheZoenGaming
    @TheZoenGaming Год назад +175

    My Mom didn't have a problem with me watching R rated movies on HBO when I was 6, but she didn't like me watching The Simpsons on TV when I was 10.

  • @paulio4259
    @paulio4259 Год назад +61

    I always enjoy these type of "random" videos that James does. He knows how to take a somewhat obscure topic and make it an interesting/informative discussion.

  • @ghostofyourmom
    @ghostofyourmom Год назад +11

    Kevin Smith has gone on record that the TV edit of MALLRATS is the definitive, funniest version. He & Jay Mewes even hosted a presentation of MALLRATS on TBS, if I recall.

  • @Crimson28
    @Crimson28 Год назад +598

    The tv censored versions of Friday, Goodfellas, Casino, and Desperado were pure comedy gold 😂

    • @vladie19
      @vladie19 Год назад +51

      Having every other Joe Pesci line in Casino butchered is incredible.

    • @cartmann94
      @cartmann94 Год назад +36

      There was a sketch in the old Mr. Show that parodied this, especially the TV version of Goodfellas. “You [mother father Chinese dentist]”

    • @SuperShinobi95
      @SuperShinobi95 Год назад +5

      @@cartmann94 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nemopouncey3827
      @nemopouncey3827 Год назад +6

      streaming channels don't censor
      nonthing.

    • @nemopouncey3827
      @nemopouncey3827 Год назад +10

      @@cartmann94 also mad TV
      poked fun at it with the sopranos
      sketch.
      it was if pax tv(that channel
      that use to show wholesome stuff)
      played the sopranos.
      it was hilarious.

  • @Correc7edAura
    @Correc7edAura Год назад +308

    Scarface will always be the funniest edited for TV movie I've ever seen. They just straight up turned it into a comedy.

    • @patrickmartineau1008
      @patrickmartineau1008 Год назад +36

      The great thing about the TV Scarface is they added tons of cutting room floor outtakes not in the original just to make up for all the things they had to cut out for the TV edit. Not even sure if any of this is available on all the Scarface releases over the years.

    • @ps5blows317
      @ps5blows317 Год назад +18

      Pineapple

    • @hansolo9585
      @hansolo9585 Год назад +9

      Kidz Bop Scarface edition

    • @steveward6099
      @steveward6099 Год назад +39

      This whole town is one big turkey just waiting to get plucked.

    • @sherezadevergara9440
      @sherezadevergara9440 Год назад +1

      @@steveward6099
      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @jennifertrandafir
    @jennifertrandafir Год назад +164

    In my opinion, they should use random sound effects as censors. That would be funny as 🐬!

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 Год назад +7

      honk honk would be great

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe Год назад +28

      that one 🐬 episode of spongebob

    • @MrsKwan-fz6mf
      @MrsKwan-fz6mf Год назад +3

      But what about when it's a serious movie then you just get pulled out because funny noise

    • @jennifertrandafir
      @jennifertrandafir Год назад +2

      @@MrsKwan-fz6mf I'm sure there would be some appropriate sounds.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Год назад +1

      Yes. It'd be funny.😆

  • @sargehoffhines4630
    @sargehoffhines4630 7 месяцев назад +3

    I was watching Blazing Saddles on TV and was shocked to see a couple new scenes that weren’t in the theatrical release.

    • @Randomlad.0737
      @Randomlad.0737 27 дней назад

      Is there a recording of this airing on the internet.

  • @gldmj55
    @gldmj55 Год назад +64

    I still got the TV censored version of Spaceballs recorded on VHS. I used to watch it almost every night back in the 90's. It has just about every type of censoring throughout (alternate takes, overdubs, bleeps, silencing).

    • @gotohellqultist7770
      @gotohellqultist7770 Год назад +7

      IM SURROUNDED BY MORONS!
      Yah the tv edit was the only edit I ever saw till the late 2000s

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Год назад +1

      I didn't realize until very recently just how much was taken out of the original for the TV version.
      I saw the TV version probably a dozen or more times growing up.

    • @murrtubereal
      @murrtubereal Год назад +2

      You have to archive this somehow!

    • @lenini056
      @lenini056 Год назад

      @@gotohellqultist7770 keep firing morons!!!

  • @bronzewand
    @bronzewand Год назад +482

    The TV censored versions of Robocop are comedy gold 😅

    • @glencurtis6052
      @glencurtis6052 Год назад +9

      Beat me to it!

    • @Cyril29a
      @Cyril29a Год назад +35

      "Why me? Why me? Why me?"

    • @bregowine
      @bregowine Год назад +14

      “Arrested C. Boddicker” AVGN episode vibes

    • @dbarkley350
      @dbarkley350 Год назад +1

      could I get 1k likes please. I've never gotten one in years

    • @nemopouncey3827
      @nemopouncey3827 Год назад +12

      TNT cut out thanos head being
      cut off on avengers endgame.
      TNT:oh we can't show the mad
      titan being decapitated.
      he's not real TNT.🙄

  • @nicholaswarman6794
    @nicholaswarman6794 Год назад +21

    My favorite TV edit is from Die Hard With a Vengence where John has to walk down Harlem with the sign saying "I Hate N-words", hard er and everything. The TV version changed the sign to "I Hate Everybody", making it seem borderline silly when he gets attacked for it

    • @Garethsmod
      @Garethsmod Год назад +3

      It's funny I think a recent episode of Rick and Morty made fun of that in an after credits gag.

    • @ThePirateprincess23
      @ThePirateprincess23 Год назад

      I remember seeing that edit. It was pretty hilarious 😆.

  • @nathanielmorgan9108
    @nathanielmorgan9108 Год назад +17

    TV censored movies were a gift for a younger me, I could watch so many more movies than I would normally be allowed to watch.

  • @codename617
    @codename617 Год назад +67

    In the original cut, Falcon was General Esperanza's codename. But no one called him Mr. Falcon and it was never used again after Colonel Stewart picks up the General.
    Btw gotta love the Iran-Contra reference

  • @Ironbat92
    @Ironbat92 Год назад +88

    I remember growing up with the TV versions of the Back to the Future movies. I was shocked to see the original version of them on DVD.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou Год назад +16

      "Jeez Louise, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!"

    • @thisiswhatilike54
      @thisiswhatilike54 Год назад +16

      “Holy Jeez!”

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 Год назад +15

      When this baby hits 88 MPH . You’re gonna see some serious stuff

  • @colt5189
    @colt5189 Год назад +55

    "You know what's BS?" James started doing his own censorship of curse words.

    • @bgbd182
      @bgbd182 Год назад +6

      I guess now it's not TV but RUclips

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 Год назад +1

      He had no choice. Big Daddy RUclips likes to censor people

    • @giovannygutierrez4930
      @giovannygutierrez4930 Год назад +1

      Why are you cersoring yourself

  • @Mike-uh5xl
    @Mike-uh5xl Год назад +19

    The TV version of Demolition Man was something else since swearing was so integral to the humor of it. I had taped it off of TV and learned that they censored the audio but the closed captions were still intact.
    As far as extended scenes, I'm still looking for the TV edit of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective where Ace ends up in a bar looking for Ray Finkle (around the part where Ace ends up at Ray's parents place) and gets into a fight, so he takes out a contact lens and 'smashes' it to then use it as a weapon as if it was a broken bottle.

  • @benharrison5816
    @benharrison5816 Год назад +39

    The TV edit of the "mirror scene" with Paul Rudd from the movie Wanderlust had me in tears. The original scene was hilarious itself, but when I saw it on TV I was dying.

  • @jessesanchez1039
    @jessesanchez1039 Год назад +68

    What’s funny is that in the episode “The Gang Gets Held Hostage” of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Frank quotes the censored version of Die Hard when he fires his gun to scare the McPoyle’s. The show’s creators have acknowledged that the joke there is that he’s only ever seen the TV edit 😹😹😹

    • @Aeon2Flux
      @Aeon2Flux Год назад +9

      Love that episode.. When Frank crawls to the Warning sign Charlie wrote...What are you trying to tell me Charlie?

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Год назад +2

      I mean "yippee-kiyaa Mr Falcon" is still an absolute classic.

  • @randomviewer896
    @randomviewer896 Год назад +16

    I remember coming across a TV edit of Christmas vacation. They changed a TON of things. The most notable thing they did was mute the word "Jack Daniels" out of one of the lines Clark's father says. Clark's famous rant scene was also pretty hilariously muted too, with seemingly random sections of it muted out.

  • @oliverpalmer5673
    @oliverpalmer5673 Год назад +14

    Great video. That Snakes on a Plane replacement dialogue is amazing. Ghostbusters was one of those films that had alternate scenes filmed for the TV version. For years I thought the version I taped off the telly had been redubbed but discovered only in the last few years that those scenes had actually been refilmed.

  • @savagex378
    @savagex378 Год назад +16

    I remember watching the TV version of "Species 2" and hearing one of the characters shout "You piece of work!" to another character.

  • @Scrootumm
    @Scrootumm Год назад +37

    Tv version of Casino when Joe Pesci scoldes Deniros character is one of the most unintentionally funny scenes in movie history

  • @exstock
    @exstock 7 месяцев назад +5

    My favorite badly-dubbed for TV movie is The Big Hit. Their version of "monkey Fighting" is "motivator," and there's this scene where a stutterer bleeps it out over and over and over. The Faculty, with it's constant FLIP YOU! is pretty high up there, too.

  • @arcadeassassin7176
    @arcadeassassin7176 Год назад +21

    A funny one is the Australian tv version of Raiders of the Lost Ark which i think aired on nine. They cut out the scene where the Nazis melt so in the tv version the ark just opens and then closes again and the Nazis are gone somehow. The strange thing is I remember seeing the uncensored version on tv as a kid meaning this was a more recent edit.

    • @cybercop0083
      @cybercop0083 Год назад +4

      They were here, now they are gone. What happened ? There is nothing scarier than what human imagination concocts😱😱😱

  • @internettrash5120
    @internettrash5120 Год назад +119

    TV edits are pretty ridiculous but as stated near the end of the video, at times they'll include deleted scenes that aren't on any home video or streaming release such as the TV version of The Goonies, Scary Movie or as mentioned Halloween and I believe these versions should be preserved by fans or released officially such as the Halloween 2 TV Version that came with the Shout! Factory release of the movie

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare Год назад +14

      Other than the censoring of a few profane words, the TV version of Army of Darkness is superior to the theatrical cut. For one, the scene where a clone of Ash grows out of himself makes a lot more since with some preceded added footage.

    • @pepman423
      @pepman423 Год назад +6

      What happens in the extra goonies scene I've never heard of it have a TV only scene

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Год назад

      @@pepman423
      Apparently, there's a couple of versions but most famously is the octopus scene. A scene literally referenced in the official movie thanks to a throwaway line at the very end.

  • @theironfox2756
    @theironfox2756 Год назад +10

    The Crow "I feel like a worm on a big fishing hook" was the best executed one.

  • @schtive81
    @schtive81 Год назад +75

    I always wanted TV edits to be included with special edition DVD's and such. With the way streaming services work, it makes me wonder why TV edits couldn't be an option for movies that have them?
    Also, the best Joe Pecci movies are the ones where he has the most f-bombs in his dialogue.

    • @OnslaughtSix
      @OnslaughtSix Год назад +5

      Sometimes the TV edits would even include other scenes, like Pulp Fiction.

    • @lamecasuelas2
      @lamecasuelas2 Год назад +1

      Same thing with JACK!

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 Год назад

      Because the censorship would be the TV network doing the edit, not the filmmakers. No?

    • @zippymufo9765
      @zippymufo9765 Год назад

      @@A_Black_Sheep94 Sometimes it's the network, other times it's the filmmakers doing it. Bruce Campbell oversaw the TV edits for EVIL DEAD 2 and ARMY OF DARKNESS. But the TV network often buys exclusive rights, which is why they're not included on DVDs and Blu-Rays. (Some releases like SCARFACE and REPO MAN did include examples, tho).

  • @donnawinters3587
    @donnawinters3587 Год назад +20

    I once watched Casino on network TV. It was Joe Pesci walks into a room, Joe Pesci walks out of a room, entire scenes deleted. I got frustrated and just watched the uncensored streaming version on some streaming service. Why even bother showing a movie like that on TV if the entire plot is cut out?

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 Год назад +168

    Sometimes the censored version of movies are funnier than the uncensored version. Especially Scarface, and also some movie musicals less dragged out.

    • @jesseblackmore8338
      @jesseblackmore8338 Год назад +7

      Sometimes the replacement words are almost more offensive than the original censored word. I've found the censored versions pretty hilarious usually.

    • @Markimark151
      @Markimark151 Год назад +3

      @@jesseblackmore8338 they replaced swear words with more meaningful words like baboons and crybabies!

    • @tommyozzy317
      @tommyozzy317 Год назад +3

      “How did you get that scar? Eating pineapple?”

  • @ezekielbrockmann114
    @ezekielbrockmann114 Год назад +145

    After entirely memorizing and nearly wearing out our old VHS cassette, suddenly watching Blazing Saddles on TV was a TRIP!

  • @arcturiandreamer
    @arcturiandreamer Год назад +17

    Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny has a censored audio version on the DVD that is redubbed and they made sure to make it as hilarious as possible. Highly recommend it.

  • @doriphor
    @doriphor Год назад +11

    I think the TV edit of The Goonies also had added scenes depending on the screening. These weren't newly filmed parts they were parts that were taken out of the theater release but TV stations were allowed to use them to adjust the length of a movie by adding removing scenes like this!

  • @Conradd-O-Lantern
    @Conradd-O-Lantern Год назад +16

    Sometimes that weird sound that they replaced swear words with on radio edits of songs is actually them reversing the line so it's being said backwards.
    When I was a kid I would always swear in reverse whenever necessary.
    "Let's kcuf this tihs up!"

  • @djruden
    @djruden Год назад +15

    In the late 90s, I remember watching Summer School on like TBS with friends and I will never forget the line. After having enough of the students antics, the teacher said "Enough of this CHIPS". I have used that line in line so many times since then LOL

  • @concretel10n
    @concretel10n Год назад +43

    Censorship is wild in the US. I believe after 9pm anything goes in the UK in terms of language.

  • @awesomefanger
    @awesomefanger Год назад +15

    Predator on network tv: “you set us up! It’s BALONEY all of it!”

  • @stevensobota2191
    @stevensobota2191 Год назад +15

    I remember The Breakfast Club was a fun one to watch on TV for the vast differences in dialog back in the ‘80s.

  • @Greentunic84
    @Greentunic84 Год назад +41

    I use to watch a lot of R rated movies from the 80s and 90s on tv as a kid. You'd be able to watch that stuff on cable as a kid because the violence and language would be censored. Cant do that nowadays.

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 Год назад +11

      Many cable channels still edit movies.
      The thing is cable is dying.

  • @biga.b.1079
    @biga.b.1079 Год назад +9

    The edited National lampoons vacation line when they ask for directions is as funny as the original.

  • @kyleestheimer9454
    @kyleestheimer9454 Год назад +6

    The E.T edit was gold 😅

  • @valedictwhoreian
    @valedictwhoreian Год назад +44

    "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps" will never be topped

    • @nemopouncey3827
      @nemopouncey3827 Год назад +1

      extended tv edits fox did that
      with lost world Jurassic park.
      Disney did it with remember the
      titans on wonderful world of Disney.

    • @darkdamara1155
      @darkdamara1155 Год назад +1

      I'm so glad that didn't happen to me when I slept in a car every night up in the Alps one springtime.. :D

    • @jdhcdfdfnikki3233
      @jdhcdfdfnikki3233 Год назад +1

      Was Deliverence in the alps :D

  • @jamesmoyner7499
    @jamesmoyner7499 Год назад +13

    Thankfully there are channels that will air films as they were originally made, unedited, uncut, Sundance, Turner Classic Movies, and IFC.

  • @theimortal1974
    @theimortal1974 Год назад +166

    i'd love to see more of james doing comedic dubbing to movies like in this video.

    • @Phantom.Gaming64
      @Phantom.Gaming64 Год назад +2

      Me too 😃

    • @wisdomr4179
      @wisdomr4179 Год назад +14

      id love to see him censore an episode of nerd as satire.

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@wisdomr4179wish granted

    • @thatoneguy3332
      @thatoneguy3332 7 месяцев назад

      Well you’re in luck, he just did a video of censors 😂

  • @kheph777
    @kheph777 Год назад +42

    I can't believe you skipped over the scene in Ghostbusters (1984) where they were in the Mayor's office. They actually filmed two versions of the scene, so it wouldn't have to be dubbed. :)

    • @pokemon200016
      @pokemon200016 Год назад +3

      Was just about to mention this

    • @jimmymelendez1836
      @jimmymelendez1836 Год назад +8

      One of my sisters just about lost it when Bill Murray's character in the movie says, "It's true, your Honor. The man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which..." In place of the original line that has an obscenity.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Год назад +1

      I believe there's a version where he says ol' witless over there.

    • @kheph777
      @kheph777 Год назад +1

      @@JohnDoe-wq5eu - You might be right... that rings a bell...

  • @HydraSpectre1138
    @HydraSpectre1138 Год назад +37

    These TV edits are often hilarious.
    And some movies were also interesting for having exclusive scenes that were not on the theatrical cuts.

  • @ADubiiousTask
    @ADubiiousTask Год назад +33

    can totally tell you had fun making this one. your edits cracked me up funny stuff

    • @MudSluggerBP
      @MudSluggerBP Год назад +6

      The Wizard of Oz one was pure gold 😂😂

  • @bunglegrinder247
    @bunglegrinder247 Год назад +5

    The tv version of The Hangover is wild. They changed so many of the lines and even re-shot parts of the movie to fit a TV14 rating

  • @FrankReynolds182
    @FrankReynolds182 Год назад +8

    I remember there being a TV edit of The Lost World: Jurassic Park that featured an intro scene for Roland's character where he beats up some guys sexually harassing a waitress. I always thought that scene should've been in the actual movie because it does his character much more justice.

  • @ArcanePath360
    @ArcanePath360 Год назад +31

    In Britain, they don't just censor it, they cut entire bits out to meet their slot times so they can show adverts at allotted times

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 Год назад +3

      TV director's cut

    • @NTEDOG561
      @NTEDOG561 Год назад +1

      I hate that

    • @jdhcdfdfnikki3233
      @jdhcdfdfnikki3233 Год назад

      Slavery

    • @qasimmir7117
      @qasimmir7117 8 месяцев назад

      The worst I saw was Aragorn vs Lurtz being completely removed for violence. He just turns up, somehow Lurtz dies, then goes over to dying Boromir. Just think of all that hard work in training, shooting, and editing just to be deleted for TV sanitisation.
      The other was I, Robot, all of Spooner’s punchlines were cut for bad language which made none of those scenes making much sense.

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 8 месяцев назад

      @@qasimmir7117 Wow, never seen it that bad. If you didn't watch theatrical or DVD release, you'd never know

  • @cybernightzero5891
    @cybernightzero5891 Год назад +7

    From Back to the Future
    Goerge: "You really think I ought to swear?"
    TV Networks: "No"

    • @bigglou
      @bigglou Год назад +4

      TNT version: Yes, damnmit swear.

  • @dimitarapostolov9788
    @dimitarapostolov9788 Год назад +6

    "Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!" -Sam Jackson, Snakes on a Plane (2006) - One of the BEST to this day!

  • @joefell5311
    @joefell5311 Год назад +4

    On the television show "The Goldbergs", Adam was upset when the TV version of "Die Hard" edited John McLane to say "Yippee Kiy Yay, melon farmer!". Classic.

  • @genebaker511
    @genebaker511 Год назад +11

    My favorite audio re-dubbing is on Die Hard 2 where in one scene John McClane went on with his profanity rant and he was horribly dubbed.

  • @insertmetalusernamehere
    @insertmetalusernamehere Год назад +15

    Same thing happened with me and ace ventura. The scene with cannibal corpse made me think I had a fever dream. There are two different versions.

    • @ideitbawxproductions1880
      @ideitbawxproductions1880 Год назад +5

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that edit.
      "*I'VE GOT DATES WITH YOUR MOTHERS!!*

  • @DSaC_
    @DSaC_ Год назад +6

    I was super upset when I watched Shrek 2 on TV at my Grandma's like a year ago. They cut out the scene during the police chase where Donkey yells "POLICE BRUTALITY" as one of them puts a knee on his neck.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 8 месяцев назад +1

      Same thing happened to me last year! My family and I were at a hotel, and were watching shrek 2
      And they completely left out that scene!

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 7 месяцев назад +1

      @joshuamunn2410 wow!

  • @vincenzobartone2539
    @vincenzobartone2539 Год назад +3

    Upon discovering it, I enjoyed the old TV edit to Smokey and the Bandit. Apparently, form what I’ve read, the censoring of “sumb*tch” to “scumbum” was pretty popular among younger viewers and even would quote it

  • @driver_fan_7649
    @driver_fan_7649 Год назад +6

    Don't forget about the Planes Trains and Automobiles censor where his breakdown at the car rental place gets butchered

    • @lo1bo2
      @lo1bo2 Год назад

      The original is extra funny because the guy isn't screaming loudly or anything. It's a focused personal rant with great facials.

  • @The_Keh27
    @The_Keh27 Год назад +32

    When I had a radio show years ago, I could only play the music I wanted to after 9pm, due to CRTC profanity rules. Also, Netflix and Disney + do have edited versions of some things, not often language but other little things like the washing machine being turned into a pizza box in Lilo and Stitch. Side note - your version of ET would be so much better!

    • @TheAlexSchmidt
      @TheAlexSchmidt Год назад +5

      One of the more infamous ones was covering up the mermaid's back in Splash.

    • @steamboatwill3.367
      @steamboatwill3.367 Год назад

      the edit in Lilo & Stitch was done for the uk release.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Год назад +2

      A lot of those edits are for THE MESSAGE these days.
      The Lilo pizza box one is a charming throwback.

    • @art23428
      @art23428 Год назад

      Nobody's caring sir

  • @Monkeypole
    @Monkeypole Год назад +4

    Funnily enough I was speaking to a friend today about the "I hate EVERYONE" edit in Die Hard With A Vengeance...
    Definitely seems you guys in the US have far more edits than us though, have never seen a film with a redub but it sounds hilarious!

    • @bigglou
      @bigglou Год назад +1

      The thing about the sign is that's what it really says. It was digitally changed in post.

  • @berniethekiwidragon4382
    @berniethekiwidragon4382 Год назад +4

    For many years, I've watched the censored version of Terminator 2. There were a few scenes where stronger swears were edited out. The edits in those spots were always a little bit... well, felt unnatural, as if something was skipped.

  • @JohnnyProctor9
    @JohnnyProctor9 Год назад +18

    Yippee kie yay, Mr. Falcon! I wish that we could still get ahold of these "tv edit" copies of the films... 😆

  • @feverXdream
    @feverXdream Год назад +23

    When I was a kid the funniest censorship was on TBS and TNT. The People Under the Stairs had some hilarious dubs. This video really took me back lol
    A list or countdown of the best/funniest dubs would be amazing!

    • @jmartin1774
      @jmartin1774 Год назад +3

      I remember "shut the FAITH up" People Under the Stairs

    • @feverXdream
      @feverXdream Год назад

      @@jmartin1774 yes! lol

  • @ottobaron6392
    @ottobaron6392 Год назад +2

    When I bought the paperback of "Blazing Saddles", there were photos that never appeared in the actual show, including additional shots of Sheriff Bart outwitting Mongo. Years later on Network television, they showed a cut of Blazing Saddles where not only was the language censored, but scenes that never made it into the theatrical cut, to give it more length. After seeing those scenes put back in, I understood why they had been cut out, because they slowed the pacing of the film to me.

  • @ScottTurner225
    @ScottTurner225 Год назад +7

    This year has been a real return to form for Cinemassacre. This is a great video, keep up the great work!

  • @segasdreamer
    @segasdreamer Год назад +9

    The Robocop 4k limited edition came with the TV edits from the 90's and I love it.

  • @langostanostra
    @langostanostra Год назад +14

    As a kid, I watched a lot of movies and sometimes would catch the cable edited versions. I would watch certain movies to see what the differences were in the dialogue, sorta like a game.

  • @jchildr72
    @jchildr72 Год назад +4

    The censored version of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" was always hilarious to watch. It had an additional scene in it as well.

  • @cumexolaf3276
    @cumexolaf3276 Год назад +1

    There should be a law that forces the TV channels to MARK the movie's title as what it is. Example:
    "Today, 8 pm - Ghostbusters II (censored version)"

  • @skipsch
    @skipsch Год назад +6

    Sometimes with DMX on the radio it can be entertaining hearing the extra WHATs and UH-HUHs and barking thrown in to cover the profanity

    • @lucarocks7866
      @lucarocks7866 Год назад +2

      Or Wu-Tang using all the sound effects like ringing bells, swords clashing, record scratches etc... Always found those versions more impactful and entertaining LOL.

  • @AMP3083official
    @AMP3083official Год назад +27

    Like comedian Bill Hick once said: "You either show the movie [on TV] as the filmmakers intended it to be, or don't show it at all."

  • @MrTraherne
    @MrTraherne Год назад +5

    No Showgirls? That has to be the most epic TV version ever

  • @feathertailfanspoofs
    @feathertailfanspoofs Год назад +3

    I'm pretty sure they fully re-did a scene from Planes Trains and Automobiles (the car dealership scene) because removing those curse words would be too hard

  • @randdomize858
    @randdomize858 Год назад +20

    I remember hearing a QOTSA song in the radio and they silenced the line 'I blow my load over the status quo '. Still makes me laugh

  • @DeltaDemon1
    @DeltaDemon1 Год назад +14

    There's a STII scene that was in the TV edit but not on the VHS. It got restored in the DVD, I think, but it annoyed me because for years I had watched a VHS version taped off the TV. When I got the official movie on VHS, it was missing what I felt was an important scene.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou Год назад +3

      ST:TMP had extra scenes on TV, too.

    • @DeltaDemon1
      @DeltaDemon1 Год назад

      @@KasumiKenshirou True, but it did not annoy me as much as I only watched it once or twice on TV. I close to memorized STII:TWOK from the TV edit.

  • @grizzlywhisker
    @grizzlywhisker 10 месяцев назад +1

    I watched Die Hard 2 on TV a bunch of times in the 90's and the "Mr. Falcon" line always cracked me up. Don't even get me started on Die Hard 3 with the "I HATE EVERYBODY" sign lol.

  • @aurthurpendragon1015
    @aurthurpendragon1015 Год назад +2

    I would've loved to see Samuel L. Jackson's face when he had to record those censored lines. XD

  • @cockynoodle
    @cockynoodle Год назад +11

    Another kinda similar dying trend is movies getting renamed in different languages. In norwegian for example, 'Die Hard' is called 'Operation Skyscraper'.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 Год назад +4

      Or even worse: Godzilla vs Megalon was renamed in Italy to "King Kong vs Superman"

    • @ConstantineFurman
      @ConstantineFurman Год назад +1

      @@anueutsuho7425 No, the Italian title of "Megalon" is "To the Limits of Reality." Maybe you're thinking of the movie's title in Spain, "Gorgo and Superman Meet in Tokyo"?

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 Год назад +1

      @@ConstantineFurman Oh, yes, you're right. I apologize for the error.

    • @ConstantineFurman
      @ConstantineFurman Год назад +1

      @@anueutsuho7425 Not at all!

  • @dcohen1359
    @dcohen1359 Год назад +34

    One of my favorite instances of TV censorship is in the second resident evil movie. They use the word motivator as a replacement. "Motivator please, my stuff is custom."

    • @dcohen1359
      @dcohen1359 Год назад +4

      @@JamesJohnson-tr1gu A fellow man of culture.

    • @jdhcdfdfnikki3233
      @jdhcdfdfnikki3233 Год назад

      @@JamesJohnson-tr1gu that is a motivator

  • @YokozunaNumber1
    @YokozunaNumber1 Год назад +3

    I can't remember which movie it was, but there was a censored dub in the 1990s that replaced every "motherf*cker" with "marshmallow". I'd love to see it again -- just that version.

  • @Skullmiser
    @Skullmiser Год назад +3

    The censored death in "Return of the Joker" was ten times scarier and more violent than the uncensored version... but at least they didn't have any guns...

  • @Swoll826
    @Swoll826 Год назад +3

    I forgot where I heard him say it, but Dave Coulier said he did clean dubbings over Richard Pryor movies for TV Edits

  • @Jeviok
    @Jeviok Год назад +10

    The most hilarious one was the shitake mushroom scene from austin powers. It gets replaced with "dung" and "dungeness crab."

    • @dexter1981
      @dexter1981 Год назад

      do the japanese people in the factory scene talking japanese? becase in the hungarian dub all the japanese people talking... hungarian, but using words and talking in a way that SOUNDS like japanese :D

  • @SteveEngledow
    @SteveEngledow Год назад +3

    This is hands down the best RUclips video I've ever seen. How do we get you an Oscar for this dude? 🤣

  • @biobroly9324
    @biobroly9324 Год назад +5

    I remember seeing Goonies on Disney as a kid. It was a censored mess

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Год назад +1

      If it isn't a very mild animated movie I wouldn't bother watching it on Disney.

  • @jdmarsh91
    @jdmarsh91 Год назад +6

    That E.T. edit had me rolling 🤣

  • @ZantZora
    @ZantZora Год назад +7

    The worst kind of TV edit is when they take a movie shot in 2.39:1 and crop it to 1.78:1.

    • @bigglou
      @bigglou Год назад +1

      Don't forget 1:78 to 4:3.

  • @hoodieinfestation
    @hoodieinfestation Год назад +1

    I thought you were gonna dice into all the alternate scenes too. There’s a goldmine of stuff for old movies only seen in the TV version. I’m guess deleted scenes being included in movies kinda makes that less of a surprise. Still super fun to think back on all these made for TV versions.

  • @robvegas9354
    @robvegas9354 Год назад +2

    This happened to many of the movies back in the 80's and 90's here in Australia. They would show a big movie on the tv on sunday nights and there would be full chunks of the show missing. Even the TV programs like Dr Who would be missing fights and the horror scenes.

  • @kingalec6446
    @kingalec6446 Год назад +8

    I remember when I overheard Goodfellas playing on tv, I heard the audio being constantly changed and thought something was wrong with the tv. I found out it was because of the swears.

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 Год назад +3

      It's a conspiracy to make you buy a new TV

    • @fadjeb8254
      @fadjeb8254 Год назад +2

      ​@@sergiowinter5383 I wouldn't be surprised

  • @donkarasu-9644
    @donkarasu-9644 Год назад +12

    I remember seeing an airing of Wayne's World that has pop-up trivia, and was a little thrown off by the language censoring.

  • @Grizabeebles
    @Grizabeebles Год назад +2

    I remember seeing a few movies where they actually filmed extra takes for the TV edits with the altered dialogue so they wouldn't have to come back and do ADR later.
    What was _really_ funny was when DVD finally pushed VHS all the way out and the occasional re-release only seemed to have the PG-13 TV edits of an R-rated VHS.