0:50 I shouldn't WHAT?!? •///• 1:49 Woah there, dawg- 4:07 I'mma need you to sit down- 4:46 WAAAHVSNAHVSAK *SIR-* 5:29 JVWOBDKS ALASTOR- DAWG- 5:50 The voice- oh my God, the vOICE- AAAAAAAHHHHHH-- 6:39 SIR- SI-SIR-- EXCUSE ME- UM- @//~//@ 7:15 THERE'S WHAT WHERE HUH?!??? 7:47 The vOICE AGAIN- DAMNIT- 7:50 The fact that I responded and said it, help- I think I need some ice water-
Plot twist: Valentino gave Alastor a drug to make him super addicted to sexual stuff and now he can't get enough. OR, Alastor is under Valentino's spell, so he acts very perverse.
@@JordanVanRynbeing asexual is just don't having primar y s3xual attraction. Stop mispreading the idea that aces doesn't have s3x nor k1nks, because We have them. It depends on the ace
He can just have a moment of high libido. And that is not "perverse", is normal. I don't know if you say that because he is Ace but if yes, stop, please. Being Ace DOESN'T mean you don't kiss, don't get 4roused or don't have s3x nor k1nks. I like the idea he's absolutely concious of what he is doing better.
Fuck the screams of his victims, this is what Alastor's radio show in hell SHOULD be. Bro wouldn't need to make deals, people will be throwing souls at him left and right.
Another Alastor audio? PUT IT IN THE PLAYLIST!!!!!! (TYSM, THIS MADE MY DAY!!!) Alastor: *kissing/biting my neck* Me: *playing with his ears the whole time* Angel: Isn't he the strawberry pimp? Me: Nah, he's a strawberry simp now. Wait........ SHIT, AMIR TALAI CAN FIND THESE!!!!!!! (We're screwed if he finds out about this!!!!! Who actually cares tho? Maybe he simps for Alastor too, or makes this canon with a brand new character and Alastor because things can change)
GIRL, SAME!!!!!!! I got my BFFs to listen to this and........ you know that look where you immediately know that you messed up? Yeah, that's the look they gave me. Alastor: You look very red! Me: You're basically a strawberry simp, you handsome asshole. Angel: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, he might call us something else it ain't "my dear" because he atleast says it 20 times everyday!! (Imagine he calls us "My love" instead because we get special attention from him🤣)
Alastor: Your neck looks quite delectable Me: That’s a weird compliment, you can’t even see my neck. Alastor: … Me: … Alastor: I’m not playin’ these games! Me: What the hell are you talkin’ about?!
@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz Same here, but Morphy already has amazing ideas for Alastor so I'm hoping that mine gets in. I say that because most of the viewers hurt themselves, including me, but I think Alastor could help us get out of that habit
@@Vincent_Borthwick "instead of making your arm or leg or anything into diced onions why dont i make you some delicious jumbalia!!! its my mothers recipy you know"
My veins are damn near invisible so GOOD luck getting a blood draw. Tried to donate and they said even Dracula would give up but I'm guessing Alastor is more persistent
!["Fancy Meeting You Here.." A Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel) x Listener [Spicy Ver]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7ZCrb-w0uUo/mqdefault.jpg)
3:34 OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY LOL I LOVE OUR LITTLE DORK
Bro's fav song is project pat - good googly moogly
LMAO 😭🙏
Why when he said that was so funny though?
WHAT IN THE GREAT MOOGLY DOOGLY 😭
I CANT STOP CRYING/LAUGHING
Him acting feral like this is absolutely amazing. The Alastor simps are eating goooood, also the moogly woogly had me giggling so much LMAO
"The Alastor simps are eating goooood" The irony in this case.😂
@@Traumaqueenamy TY YOU NOTICED
Oh my god! Us fellow simps!
The MOOGLY WOOGLY is so funny😂😂😂
STAWPPP IT IS- 😭😭😭😭😭
I love the fact he laughs and he always say "My dear~"
ikr he always say that in the first or second episode of the hh (hazbin hotel) episode
0:50 I shouldn't WHAT?!? •///•
1:49 Woah there, dawg-
4:07 I'mma need you to sit down-
4:46 WAAAHVSNAHVSAK *SIR-*
5:29 JVWOBDKS ALASTOR- DAWG-
5:50 The voice- oh my God, the vOICE- AAAAAAAHHHHHH--
6:39 SIR- SI-SIR-- EXCUSE ME- UM- @//~//@
7:15 THERE'S WHAT WHERE HUH?!???
7:47 The vOICE AGAIN- DAMNIT-
7:50 The fact that I responded and said it, help-
I think I need some ice water-
Same
No you need more the JUST ice water, you need a gallon of water
Girly you need holy water like every one on this video (including me)
T
tnx for the preview I guess
alt title: Alastor being as thirsty as his simps 💀
💀
Uhm what 💀💀💀💀💀
You have a point there.
Fr
frfr
HOLYYYYY- I'm still listening to the 3 hour compilation and yet there's another Zaddy Alastor, I'm living
Nahhh this isn’t alastor no more, this is fucking…..
✨DEER MAN✨
Lol yes 😂
So true lmao
Fr😂😂😂
Yuhhh ✨✨
Lol fr
Plot twist: Valentino gave Alastor a drug to make him super addicted to sexual stuff and now he can't get enough. OR, Alastor is under Valentino's spell, so he acts very perverse.
Canon
@@JordanVanRyn fr
@@JordanVanRynbeing asexual is just don't having primar y s3xual attraction. Stop mispreading the idea that aces doesn't have s3x nor k1nks, because We have them. It depends on the ace
He can just have a moment of high libido. And that is not "perverse", is normal. I don't know if you say that because he is Ace but if yes, stop, please. Being Ace DOESN'T mean you don't kiss, don't get 4roused or don't have s3x nor k1nks.
I like the idea he's absolutely concious of what he is doing better.
I mean it makes sense. Can't think of any other reason Alastor would do this unless... We are married to him...
Fuck the screams of his victims, this is what Alastor's radio show in hell SHOULD be.
Bro wouldn't need to make deals, people will be throwing souls at him left and right.
Underrated comment 😂😭
Real and btw I love your profile
YESSSSSSSS
82 likes and 3 comments! Let me fix that
Me included 🤭
Another Alastor audio? PUT IT IN THE PLAYLIST!!!!!! (TYSM, THIS MADE MY DAY!!!)
Alastor: *kissing/biting my neck*
Me: *playing with his ears the whole time*
Angel: Isn't he the strawberry pimp?
Me: Nah, he's a strawberry simp now.
Wait........ SHIT, AMIR TALAI CAN FIND THESE!!!!!!! (We're screwed if he finds out about this!!!!! Who actually cares tho? Maybe he simps for Alastor too, or makes this canon with a brand new character and Alastor because things can change)
💀👍
GIRL, SAME!!!!!!! I got my BFFs to listen to this and........ you know that look where you immediately know that you messed up? Yeah, that's the look they gave me.
Alastor: You look very red!
Me: You're basically a strawberry simp, you handsome asshole.
Angel: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same thing
"Maybe he's a simp too" 😂
💀
Alastor said "My dear" *16* times.
You think they're decreasing before he skips his last record of 'My Dear' said?🤣
HELP LAST TIME IT WAS 22
Damn, he might call us something else it ain't "my dear" because he atleast says it 20 times everyday!! (Imagine he calls us "My love" instead because we get special attention from him🤣)
@@Vincent_Borthwick Ngl I would FLIP if he did🤣
Well that's a new one!
Me just minding my own business I here him say "you shouldn't keep your master waiting" I almost spit out my water.
Same😭😂
I did spit out my water last time I listened to one of these
Yall drink water?!
I drink..nothing. Vox steals all my drinks from my mini fridge😢
Bruh me too X.X
we are so spoiled with all the alastor content hehe
4:47 is where the action ***REALLY*** begins.
Edit: You're welcome.
ABAHSYSHW
TYSM
NOOOOO😭😭
@Kimberly-pn4ct BHAHAHA YOU'RE WELCOME
I SQUEALED SO LOUD AND ALMOST BROKE MY SCREEN CLICKING ON THIS HELP
“OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY” ITS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING 1 IN THE MORNING AND IM SILENTLY WHEEZING LMAOOOOO
ME TOO!!!
ME RN
BE SO FR SM
BRO SAMEEEE
SAMEEEEEE
*gets on knees and starts praising the lord*
lol😭
Me: Ty Ty Ty Ty Jesus-
fr
🙏🙏🙏
no
"You shouldn't keep your master waiting for you~"
IM NOT BLUSHING YOUR BLUSHING
NOPE WHY WOULD I BE BLUSHING-
*screaming into pillow
I JUST FORGOT SUN SCREEN
*goes on character ai while in the darkest coner
@@Bug_buggyNO-😂😂
🫵🤨🫵
WE BOTH AREEEE
Another alastor asmr how lucky are we 😻
It was 5am and I couldn't pass this opportunity!!
I've been longing to have him act all feral and Hungry 🤣
I clicked faster than my dad when he left to get the milk.
I- wow
bro sameeee 🙆🙆🙆🙆🫶
Damn but same
SaMe😂
Daddy issues too?! Oh my same 😭
MORPHY I AM AGAIN BEGGING FOR A FULL AUDIO OF ALASTOR WHIMPERING AND MOANING 🙏🙏🙏 WE'LL TRADE, I GIVE YOU MY DIGNITY AND YOU GIVE US THE AUDIO
PLEASEEEEE I'M ON MY KNEES RN BEGGING 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
REAL
I'll trade my. Soul.
@@DepressedBarCat ME TOO!!
THAT'S SUS BRO!!😂😂😂😂
Im ngl quite glad there was a reasonable amount of "my dear"s in this vid😭
DUDE I JUST GOT DONE LISTENING TO THE EAR PETTING ONE⁉️⁉️ I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THANK YOU SO MUCH MORPHY
WHAT!?
💀wow .......
FOAMING EXCUSE ME WHAT
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
There's an ear petting one? That's all I want to do to him
Another day, another Alastor asmr periodttt! Love this so much! I'm literally a tomato too.
"Always looking like a tomato"
LOOK IN A MIRROR
LMAO FR THO
BROO IM NOT UR MIRROR
I mean not wrong😂😂😂😂😂
lol
Nah nah nah, he's strawberry Bambi pimp
HOLD ME BACK OML THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE AND I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED HIM SO DESPERATE🛐🛐
i clicked faster than adam getting stabbed by niffty 🗣️🗣️🗣️
(I'm a simp, and my sister is a crazy ah fangirl, so don't tell her 🧏🤫)
SAME
@@hayv3n_vrif my sister finds out..... I'm gonna die ;^;
@@-hoohaa_and_crybaby- 😭😭
3:37 Bro when Alastor said"oh great moogly woogly"it caught me off guard Bro...i almost choked on my coffee ☕ 💀⚰️
“Oh great moogly woogly ☝️🤓” I SOBBED
LOL😂😂
FR 💀 Cause I heard him say it, and my brain continued without missing a beat like "THAT THANG IS JUICY" 😭💀
“moogly woogly”i’m wheezing
The way he say "De-lec-ta-ble~" is just chefs kiss mwah!
1:44 I got flustered, I'm crying
bro same
I laughed for no reason 😂
…
Same I watched this like 7 times and I still blush when he's on the kissing part '_'
Same
My simpness while watching the video 📈
Fr spiked 😂
I simped too much
Fr literally
Morphy thank you for feeding us continuously with these Alastor asmrs, we honestly love you
“Great googly moogly” had me dying
Alastor: I couldn't resist, you're just so tasty!
Me: ....
Alastor: ....
Me: Do you see me complaining about it?
That caught me off guard😂😂
@@marahcricut Same dawg.😂
Same bro I am. I’m a Simp because why I don’t know. it was just an eerie feeling about him like you say me complaining hell no
(me blushing like crazy)😳😳😳😳😳😳😂
Fr😂😂lol
I swear ima start a “My Dear” counter on these dang videos-
Alastor: This is why I'm... *addicted* to you...~
Me: 🎶 I'M ADDICTED TO THE MADNESS🎶 🤣🤣🤣
THIS HOTEL ISSS MY ALANTISSSSS
@@ii-pxnera-ii WE'RE FOREVER GONNA HAVE A FVCKING REASON TO SIN
@@Sun.oo0 JUST CONCEED AND GIVE IN TO YOUR INNER DEMONS AGAIN
@@ii-pxnera-ii*LOUD AWESOME MUSIC*
@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC*Cherri bomb explodes stuff*
I.
Got.
On.
My.
KNEES.
Me too
You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE 👋 🔫🔫
Same
Bro...why is this content so addictive 😢..I'm not complaining tho
Day 2 to ask to pet his tail🤪
People who know : 😊
People who don‘t know : 😳
He has a tail?
@NatashaErhart-um5bc yes
THIS DUDE IS JUST MAKING ME JUMP AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS-
SAME
Frrrr
I swear I've never clicked on a notification so quickly 💀💀💀
2:13 came
ITS COMING OUTTTT
WHÀTTTTTT
Honestly same
Me too tbh
HUH?
I clicked this faster than the speed of light
Alastor: Your neck looks quite delectable
Me: That’s a weird compliment, you can’t even see my neck.
Alastor: …
Me: …
Alastor: I’m not playin’ these games!
Me: What the hell are you talkin’ about?!
I can hear “I’m not playing these games!”
@@YourGirlLay_ Hell yeah!
HARDSTOP LUCAS!!! YES!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME!!!!🤣
@@demon_cat44096 Lmao 😭
@@demon_cat44096 YESS HARD STOP LUCUS 😭
The only bad part about this is when the video ends 😩🙏
dont forget the ads 😭💀
Nahhh not the ads 💀👎
4:50 OMGGGGG I CANT 🫣🫣😳😳😳😳😳
He just hungry cannibal deer.. right?😅
These videos are starting to get addicting
Alastor kissing us is addicting, kiddo. Join us, but what would you do if he let's us pet his tail?
The way you do his moans is so fucking hot. Gahhh i cant wait to watch more spicy Alastor, thank you 😍💖
YES, WE NEED MORE KINKY ALASTOR!!!!!!! Even if it's "in the bedroom" we have to get something more spicy out of MorphyVA.
@@Vincent_Borthwick agreed. Morphy had done some insanely spicy audios with other characters so I'm hoping we get something like that for Alastor too.
@@Vincent_BorthwickAGREED
FRRRRR
Alastor : I‘m ace !!!
Fandom : Sorry I cannot hear you I‘m kinda busy -
6:50 IM ADDICTED TO THE FEELIN GETTING HO--IER BY THE MINUE AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA WANT THE F--KIN FEELIN TO END
I'M FINALLY NOT ALONE WITH THAT!!!!!!!! (Imagine he walks in on us doing self-harm)
@@Vincent_BorthwickWRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN HOLY CRAP THATS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING IDEA
@@Vincent_Borthwick id hope hes help and not just sit there XD
@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz Same here, but Morphy already has amazing ideas for Alastor so I'm hoping that mine gets in. I say that because most of the viewers hurt themselves, including me, but I think Alastor could help us get out of that habit
@@Vincent_Borthwick "instead of making your arm or leg or anything into diced onions why dont i make you some delicious jumbalia!!! its my mothers recipy you know"
I AM HERE!
- All Might
😂😂😂 you got me laughing it was so funny
You mean "us"?
REAL!!!
THOSE KISSES ARE SLOPPY 😢
This Just saved my Whole Evening- 0///0
We are his but when will he admit it and put a ring on our hand!??
Idk but I hope soon!!
AMEN🗣️🙏‼️‼️
@@LPS_Bonnie omgg he diddddd😂
YO FACTS BRO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
IT HAS BEEN DONE.
1:53 *visibly flustered and confused*
Wait ima favorite?!? Yay 6:48 😊
ANOTHER GREAT ALASTOR VOICE ACTING VIDEO AHHH TYSMMM!!!! :33
I physically choked on air when I saw this one
SAME LMFAO
not me listening to this in the office
I'm listening to this on the bus so dw
I listened to this on the way to school
@@Ninatheghoul great! i have friends XD
Day 2 of asking for a Lucifer audio giving us so much kisses!🙏🙏🙏
Bro I clicked faster than that car hit my dog 😭😭😭
That's just sad😢
☠️
Rip
I saw this and I was with my mom and my jaw dropped. I put it on watch later so quickly 😍😍
Bro, I can't, I get to flustered 😭😭😭
Alastor: you’re red like a r 6:10 tomato
Me: ALASTOR ZWHAT ABOUT YOU HUH YOUR HAIR YOU CLOTHES AND MORE THATS ALL RED
I woke and saw the title I was happy
Can you do a alastor audio where he comforts us from crying
I can die in piece with these audios. 🤣
Same😂😂
Day 1 asking for a whimpering/moaning audio
YESSSS
I'm not even that obsessed but HELL YEAH
@@LPS_Bonnie r u n
@@LPS_Bonnie the fan girls have found you
@@LPS_Bonnie nothing.
Well...
I clicked this because I thought it didn't have sound effects..
Haha, i'm blushing.
SAME
Same
I’m literally shaking and whimpering right now and also mumbling whiles my face is red and blushing ❤
Perfect thing to wake up to😌
3:36 GREAT MOGGLY WOGGLY?. HELP
Please make more of these. You do so well! 😍🤚
I love drinking radioactive waste
I lobe u RadioactiveWaste92💕💕
Wowee me too!
What??????😳
Me too, with a side of uranium
Real
He thinks our neck is tasty.... IM SO RED BRO....
5:54
sorry, but i hear stolas not alastor😂
yup id be pregnant after this
Dw bro me too. Actually ykw I probably CANT get pregnant bc I'm a CANE but still.
Imagine we get one where *Fem!Listener* is pregnant because of *Alastor* 🤣🤣 OKAY, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT BUT IT WOULD BE AMAZING IF THAT WAS TRUE!!!!!!
@@Vincent_Borthwick Real 😂😭
Nah, I'd die
LET'S FUCKING GOOO 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
“Oh my dear your as red as a tomato” Me:UR REDDER LOOK AT UR HAIR AND OUTFIT AND EYES MAN
"you look very red...?"
me: so do you...
"ah, my dear, always looking like a tomato"
me: yea you look like one too...
OH SHI- I GOT A NOSE BLEEED
It’s scary how fast I clicked on this-
Jesus Christ these are so good 😩💗
I Love him so much sooooo much 😭💕💕💕
Bros talking as if I'm saying no.. no sir I'm practically begging you... 😂
WHY COULD I FEEL IT 😭😭😭
I DON’T BLAME YOU GIRLY 😭😭
@@That_One_Emo_Person- AAAA
I counted 16 "my dear"s in this video lol
1:14 BRO! WHAAAAA-
At least that's a decent amount I think😭
@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC I have no idea lol
"I mean, technically we're dead because we're in Hell."
I love this, it killed me
😂😂
I See alastor, i click faster then the Lightning
I don’t know if I should enjoy this or be scared for my life
I would so very very much appreciate it, mon Cheri😘 that’s what I call my lovely Alastor❤
"always looking like a tomato"
*coughs* exuses moi?-
I think he rizzed all of us cuz of his deep voice💀☠️
Это восхитительно. Интонации, голос...
ITS 4 IN THE MORNING 😭 BUT THANK YOUU😻😻
3:34
"Oh great moogly woogly" got me giggling
Why I thought he said “GOOD GOOGILY MOOGLE”
My veins are damn near invisible so GOOD luck getting a blood draw.
Tried to donate and they said even Dracula would give up but I'm guessing Alastor is more persistent
Alastor: *bites me like a vampire*
Me: *becomes Stolas after Blitz bites him* *_OWWW FUCK_* ❤❤
Bro i Clicked this faster then Lightning
Same like I had to do a double take on that thumbnail
Alastor:oh my dear always looking like a tomato~
Me:😒do not-
Holy crap I've never been this early
Same 💀