Vases and Pneumatic Toys

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

Комментарии • 3,5 тыс.

  • @grandillusions
    @grandillusions  5 лет назад +1159

    Since this video came out, Tim has now created his 'Nile Mug'. See www.grand-illusions.com/tim-s-nile-mug-c2x27858850

    • @doubloonseven1680
      @doubloonseven1680 5 лет назад +54

      The absolute madman. Bless him.

    • @C_Serpent
      @C_Serpent 5 лет назад +26

      Water from the nile

    • @tlazo3627
      @tlazo3627 5 лет назад +15

      Nile Water

    • @flyde6521
      @flyde6521 5 лет назад +23

      *W a t e r f r o m t h e N i l e*

    • @user_soli
      @user_soli 5 лет назад +7

      Grand Illusions Mug from the Nile.

  • @gabemckelvey6779
    @gabemckelvey6779 8 лет назад +2973

    "That's the end of him"
    Tim giveth life, and tim also taketh life away. Water from the Nile

  • @t-forcepro335
    @t-forcepro335 3 года назад +1925

    Its day 457. My greatest regret is that I lost that vase, and wherever it was, it must have tipped over. The earth is now completely flooded. We survive on rafts and birds that we catch with out bare hands. The only consolidation we have is that we never thirst. For we float upon water, water from the Nile.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 3 года назад +101

      pole melting is a lie, it's water from the Nile

    • @electromika
      @electromika 3 года назад +25

      Nile water, Nile water.

    • @KyndaKold
      @KyndaKold 3 года назад +3

      100th like

    • @Bloop635
      @Bloop635 3 года назад +3

      @@electromika yeah fr fr

    • @8bitbumps
      @8bitbumps 2 года назад +2

      It’s just the water from the Nile waterfall, not a limitless source of water.

  • @dumbydumbo7243
    @dumbydumbo7243 5 лет назад +3865

    “_watches toy die_”
    *_Oh, water from the nile._*

    • @Nicdehouwer
      @Nicdehouwer 5 лет назад +21

      He did have a bad relationship with the toy.

    • @Jjjj-ue6wq
      @Jjjj-ue6wq 3 года назад +28

      "_watches toy die_"
      Oh no anyway "water from the Nile"

    • @detectivepatchouli8266
      @detectivepatchouli8266 3 года назад +1

      XD

    • @tory_7071
      @tory_7071 3 года назад +7

      OH NO! anyway

    • @kesselsauer4441
      @kesselsauer4441 3 года назад

      how did you
      how did you bold it and italicize it

  • @JCSPHOTOGRAPHER
    @JCSPHOTOGRAPHER 8 лет назад +1975

    The most extraordinary thing about Tim is that everything is one shoot take.

    • @---Blue
      @---Blue 8 лет назад +14

      TRUEEE

    • @theskeletonboi
      @theskeletonboi 8 лет назад +29

      +Joey Baseball They jump cut every single second, it's so annoying.

    • @coliantes7222
      @coliantes7222 8 лет назад +197

      And the second most extraordinary this is how everything is one of his favorites

    • @huhjanus
      @huhjanus 7 лет назад +8

      +Jack Meadows Tommy Eddison. A blind dude with an awesome personality. Oh and he's also an oldie which is awesome.

    • @NomadUniverse
      @NomadUniverse 7 лет назад +4

      That would be a one take shoot...

  • @LiborTinka
    @LiborTinka 5 лет назад +1126

    Tim welcomes a guest: "Would you like a tea, coffee..."
    Guest: "Just some water from the Nile, please."

  • @laclarous9282
    @laclarous9282 5 лет назад +5533

    lady: Tim, I’m breaking up with you.
    Tim: water from the Nile. *pours water*

  • @terrible1237
    @terrible1237 3 года назад +3089

    “I have to inform you that your brother has died”
    “Water from the nile”

  • @MysteryHistory
    @MysteryHistory 8 лет назад +3743

    No toys were killed during the making of this film. Apart from the last one.

    • @TheMrSeagull
      @TheMrSeagull 8 лет назад +135

      +Mystery History "That's the end of him..."

    • @Damonk00
      @Damonk00 6 лет назад +1

      Haha
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃☺😊😊😊☺☺☺☺😐😐😐😑😕😕😕😕😬😬😬

    • @srikanthpushpala7515
      @srikanthpushpala7515 6 лет назад +12

      He felt so bad that it fell down.. I am sure he would have bought glue to fix it..

    • @papaivnoticeme
      @papaivnoticeme 6 лет назад +1

      Mystery Histor

    • @matthewplays8029
      @matthewplays8029 6 лет назад +3

      Mystery History well that’s the end of him

  • @milkraviolis211
    @milkraviolis211 3 года назад +772

    1) find various weird oddities and toys throughout your lifetime
    2) create youtube channel to show these to the world
    3) have an interesting vase
    4) July 31 "water from the nile" incident

    • @RazomOmega
      @RazomOmega 3 года назад +38

      Class: Safe

    • @the_ALchannel
      @the_ALchannel 3 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @jack.h99
      @jack.h99 3 года назад +27

      Tim seems like the kind of guy that would be entrusted with all safe class SCP's that resemble toys or knickknacks

    • @itsjustshrimpy3790
      @itsjustshrimpy3790 Год назад +1

      ​@@jack.h99 yes

  • @Godisazilla
    @Godisazilla 7 лет назад +4786

    "Oh. Well that's the end of him. w a t e r f r o m t h e n i l e."

    • @Pepe_Lurkin
      @Pepe_Lurkin 3 года назад +150

      I want someone to say that at my funeral

    • @TheR3alBoazB
      @TheR3alBoazB 3 года назад +33

      He made me laugh SO hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @darkexcel
      @darkexcel 3 года назад +23

      NILE WATER

    • @menialfungus793
      @menialfungus793 3 года назад +23

      I need to get that vase. It’ll be perfect for shots

    • @Psilocybien
      @Psilocybien 3 года назад +13

      How the fuck does it keep coming 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sugarpuff2978
    @sugarpuff2978 7 лет назад +1629

    Is there actually any water left in the Nile?

  • @katiedalrymple8974
    @katiedalrymple8974 5 лет назад +2570

    I both love and hate that he never explained how the vase worked. I spent the whole video speculating and we never got an answer.

    • @ryanv1279
      @ryanv1279 4 года назад +883

      Katie Dalrymple it’s water from the nile

    • @katiedalrymple8974
      @katiedalrymple8974 4 года назад +363

      @@teddy-behr Aw, Thanks! It's been like 9 months, I'd forgotten about this! Hopefully less people will have to look it up for themselves now.

    • @teddy-behr
      @teddy-behr 4 года назад +69

      @@katiedalrymple8974 i mean i stole it from another reply i saw but hell yea you're welcome lmao

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад +99

      @@teddy-behr and that reply was deleted. I'm guessing it's something akin to how a klein bottle works?

    • @sowergamingbro5885
      @sowergamingbro5885 3 года назад +619

      The vase has a double-wall, and there is a small hole in the inner wall. Fill the vase with water, and gradually the space between the inner and outer wall will fill with water. You can then empty the vase, but after a few minutes, you will find there is more water in the vase. Water is slowly trickling from between the inner and out wall through the small hole, into the main vase.

  • @paper64_
    @paper64_ 7 лет назад +4067

    The comment section
    10% Random stuff
    60% *Water from the nile*
    30% Tim has no pants

    • @centraltexasbear9973
      @centraltexasbear9973 6 лет назад +20

      I Know Right. WHy? I gotta comment about this myself

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 6 лет назад +18

      - RainiDai - nice percentage. 110%

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 6 лет назад +82

      - RainiDai - wait shit im dumb im tired

    • @Meatle.
      @Meatle. 5 лет назад +2

      And .000000000000001% this

    • @Meatle.
      @Meatle. 5 лет назад +6

      Also water from the nile

  • @m0rpheus980
    @m0rpheus980 5 лет назад +2843

    Hold my water from the nile

  • @shawnthorkildson1317
    @shawnthorkildson1317 5 лет назад +873

    This is the most important Grand Illusions video

    • @ru.cen1t
      @ru.cen1t 4 года назад +2

      Shawn Thorkildson I want to like your comment, but it’s at 69 likes.

    • @kesselsauer4441
      @kesselsauer4441 3 года назад +11

      _w a t e r f r o m t h e n i l e_

    • @smsmsmsmsmsm
      @smsmsmsmsmsm 3 года назад

      Nile water n i l e w a t e r

    • @vivvpprof
      @vivvpprof 3 года назад +1

      Water of Denial

  • @Kiristovai
    @Kiristovai 7 лет назад +1831

    "Ooh, well that's the end of him. Water from the Nile." NUKED FROM ORBIT LEVELS OF SAVAGERY ACHIEVED

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 7 лет назад +356

    I have an old pump-up plane that turns a propeller, and it sounds like a tiny internal-combustion engine. It's surprisingly powerful, and the casing is clear so you can see all the pistons!

    • @clark987878
      @clark987878 3 года назад +10

      Is it an AIRHOG?

    • @FiftyCharacters
      @FiftyCharacters 3 года назад +4

      Reminds me of an old technic kit I have, I think it was a Ferrari f40 that was partially cut to see the inner workings of the car all 12 cylinders “fired” and the suspension and transmission worked to iirc

    • @Jerome-tm2vh
      @Jerome-tm2vh 3 года назад +6

      Water from the Nile

    • @pengutheone5579
      @pengutheone5579 3 года назад

      @@Jerome-tm2vh Nile water Nile water

  • @ziggy8253
    @ziggy8253 5 лет назад +620

    Tim reveals his OCD-he must constantly pour “water from the Nile” into a pitcher. (Dreadful condition).

  • @BubblesTheBard
    @BubblesTheBard 8 лет назад +3091

    its not the vase,guys.
    Tim's actually a wizard, and a very powerful one.

    • @100crisps
      @100crisps 8 лет назад +114

      what shall we call you o great and powerful wizard?
      you may call me... Tim!

    • @BubblesTheBard
      @BubblesTheBard 8 лет назад +28

      +BananamanDan oh its just a harmless little bunny innit

    • @DrewskiTheLegend
      @DrewskiTheLegend 8 лет назад +10

      I knew it.

    • @TheFullofchewybubble
      @TheFullofchewybubble 8 лет назад +40

      Heh! What an extraordinary idea!

    • @gonzaloayalaibarre
      @gonzaloayalaibarre 8 лет назад +20

      I know right. Bringing water from the Nile several times with so little focus and time!

  • @wamcelot1807
    @wamcelot1807 8 лет назад +597

    Water from the Nile

  • @royalninja2823
    @royalninja2823 5 лет назад +536

    I'd actually love to know how that "water from the nile" vase works, it seems like a great trick

    • @CarlosMartinez-ze3xw
      @CarlosMartinez-ze3xw 5 лет назад +157

      It's cause Tim owns the nile

    • @insaneasilas
      @insaneasilas 5 лет назад +122

      !!!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
      it has a smaller vase in side with holes drilled into it so the water in the big case slowly poors into the smaller one

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 5 лет назад +70

      @@insaneasilas, Uh... No.
      There's a tube extending down from the opening of the vase nearly to the bottom. When the vase is right way up, the water is able to get into the tube from the bottom. When he tips it up, the water that's in the tube pours out, but the rest is left around the tube inside the vase.
      If it was just a smaller container full of holes inside a larger one, it would leak continuously instead of only letting a little out at a time.

    • @insaneasilas
      @insaneasilas 5 лет назад +81

      www.grand-illusions.com/PBFAQ.asp?Question=How+does+the+water+from+the+Nile+vase+work%3F&ItmID=374242

    • @koettfaers
      @koettfaers 5 лет назад +20

      @@TheTheninjagummybear wtf is that explanation anyways, impossible to follow. And btw you where wrong. You went awful quiet for 2 weeks

  • @WHOPPASMOKE
    @WHOPPASMOKE 6 лет назад +1201

    People ask in class what am I drinking in my water bottle. I respond, "water from the nile"

  • @alecrappelet514
    @alecrappelet514 7 лет назад +770

    legends say he is stil pouring water from the nile

  • @laurelcook9078
    @laurelcook9078 8 лет назад +2298

    They say he's still getting water from the Nile to this day

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 лет назад +39

      oh, water from the Nile *pours water*

    • @laurelcook9078
      @laurelcook9078 8 лет назад +7

      +Jason Miller 😂 I just saw that come up and was like "NILE FROM THE WATER"

    • @MelonLordMagzy
      @MelonLordMagzy 8 лет назад +8

      +Laurel Cook how is this not a meme :o

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 лет назад +2

      Magz Alford how is it not ytp yet Idk

    • @meanderriver347
      @meanderriver347 8 лет назад

      Nile water

  • @ades4632
    @ades4632 8 лет назад +1065

    that vase will end world thirst and drought

    • @dickysnicky
      @dickysnicky 8 лет назад +71

      water from the nile

    • @ryedj707
      @ryedj707 8 лет назад +19

      +dickysnicky water from the Nile will end world thirst....

    • @JuicedLeaf
      @JuicedLeaf 8 лет назад +82

      Someone knocks it over and suddenly Noah's got one hell of a job.

    • @salvadormartinez2469
      @salvadormartinez2469 8 лет назад +1

      +Random Gentleman lol

    • @hugoise367
      @hugoise367 8 лет назад +25

      Will cause the second world wide flooding...

  • @sansundertale3538
    @sansundertale3538 5 лет назад +1856

    Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
    Mit: *Nile From The Water*

    • @calciumman5545
      @calciumman5545 5 лет назад +37

      ehe

    • @riddlemorgue
      @riddlemorgue 5 лет назад +3

      @@calciumman5545 😂😂😂

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +20

      Mit is a really young toddler.

    • @the8264
      @the8264 4 года назад +8

      *the from Nile water*

    • @TheTechAdmin
      @TheTechAdmin 4 года назад

      He actually says THAT by accident the 4th time he does it. Lol.

  • @plainlake
    @plainlake 6 лет назад +520

    Need as ASMR of Tim repeating "water from the nile".

    • @josephine.strand
      @josephine.strand 5 лет назад +3

      plainlake Yes!!

    • @BackforReeeal
      @BackforReeeal 5 лет назад +3

      If you do ASMR, you get shot by AR, and I really don't wanna kill Tim.....

    • @WayneByNumbers
      @WayneByNumbers 5 лет назад +1

      Whereas trying unboxing, he'd be us outfoxing, but I wouldn't put it past him.

    • @tobythethird5694
      @tobythethird5694 4 года назад +5

      @@BackforReeeal edgy

    • @basedmax9029
      @basedmax9029 3 года назад +1

      @@BackforReeeal tim is simply too cool to do ASMR. r i g h t t i m ?

  • @gamer_x403
    @gamer_x403 7 лет назад +458

    1:56
    2:48
    3:29
    4:05
    5:17
    6:11
    7:03
    7:47
    8:30

  • @natesparks4886
    @natesparks4886 3 года назад +376

    Tim: "I haven't touched this one in abour thirty years"
    Tim: *Touches the toy*
    The toy: oofs itself
    Tim: wAtEr FrOm ThE nIlE

    • @Pomodorosan
      @Pomodorosan 3 года назад +10

      I feel so bad for that last toy, after he had stopped all the other 3. Sounded like it broke when it landed

  • @DanielRodriguez-gm1ih
    @DanielRodriguez-gm1ih 8 лет назад +310

    I finally found it!
    Water from the Nile!!
    I always see that comment in other videos. Now I know.
    Nile water

  • @Tutelarhook
    @Tutelarhook 6 лет назад +1015

    *The substance composed of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom in a liquid form which originated from the African river known as the Nile*

    • @JavaIsnom
      @JavaIsnom 6 лет назад +36

      Needs a bit more verbosity in the latter part

    • @bradleybaker976
      @bradleybaker976 5 лет назад +63

      The substance in the state of liquid composed of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom to create a base liquid form that has been found in such location as the country Egypt in the continent Africa towards the middle eastern side in the north east side of Egypt is the longest river on earth at 4,132 miles long that leads to the Mediterranean and goes across egypt, sudan, South Sudan, Ethiopia, kenya, Tanzania, etc. known as the “Nile” and most believe this location is where Homo sapiens were evolved and expanded from the location know as the Nile. because of the water, the Nile had lots of civilization and resources, and Tim, has discovers said water

    • @stonechaisson5102
      @stonechaisson5102 5 лет назад +6

      Java the Nutt he got tired

    • @LiborTinka
      @LiborTinka 5 лет назад +16

      are you talking about dihydrogen monoxide? what a peculiar compound it is...

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 3 года назад +5

      @@bradleybaker976 at the end, you started becoming less descriptive and more just naming trivia about the nile

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 5 лет назад +166

    I could really go for some...
    *WATER FROM THE NILE*

    • @RedRanger-ll7hx
      @RedRanger-ll7hx 3 года назад

      Its what i'm going to refer to water as from now on

  • @bismuth8387
    @bismuth8387 8 лет назад +80

    I want one of those "water from the Nile" vases.

  • @tyronegamingshorts
    @tyronegamingshorts 8 лет назад +160

    Rip pneumatic toy that fell off the table, you will be missed. After not being used for 30 years he chose to end his life, stop the misery of not moving and making memes. You will be in our hearts for all of eternity, unknown - 2014

  • @itsinstinct_6756
    @itsinstinct_6756 3 года назад +39

    This video perfectly describes this channel. You have A showcase of Tim’s collection of vases, a fairly normal household item, however they all have something weird about them. You have Tim showcasing his collection of a bunch of crazy toys that he got from all over the world. And then finally, arguably the most important part, you have the freaking memes.
    WATER FROM THE NILE

    • @BDNeon
      @BDNeon 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, this is the one I use to introduce people to this channel, you're right, it's a nice example of exactly what you can expect from Tim's wonderful videos about his collection.

  • @Sneagator
    @Sneagator 10 лет назад +170

    Tim has finally let something fall off the table. I thought it was never gonna happen.. now watching these videos will never be the same again.

    • @ryanbarrtt
      @ryanbarrtt 9 лет назад +15

      Viikond but in the end, does it really even matter?

    • @nathaniela297
      @nathaniela297 7 лет назад

      Sneagator :(

    • @cryvengeance
      @cryvengeance 7 лет назад

      i stopped watching before the end, nothings fallen ;)

    • @ZacHawkins42
      @ZacHawkins42 6 лет назад

      Sneagator His name was Pneumatic Robert...

  • @pibblesnbits
    @pibblesnbits 8 лет назад +58

    For those wondering the nile vase was likely a siphen or double walled container that would refil the center of the vase to the same level as that in the wall once poured out.

    • @dwdesign2873
      @dwdesign2873 8 лет назад

      oooohhh

    • @czspencer89
      @czspencer89 8 лет назад

      +Pibbles 'n Bits god bless thank you

    • @RottenRroses
      @RottenRroses 8 лет назад

      +Pibbles 'n Bits I saw a milk bottle for dolls once. It had "milk" in it. You turned it around and the milk actually disappeared, without leaving the bottle. It fascinated me back then.

    • @avaw99999
      @avaw99999 8 лет назад +2

      No you cover up a hole in the side of the vase with your finger which only lets a little bit of water out so you just cover it up every time so you can pour a lot of times.

    • @T4.Bacteriophage
      @T4.Bacteriophage 8 лет назад +1

      +Peter W. No, it is a siphon. very similar to a klein bottle.

  • @HusbandofLois
    @HusbandofLois 5 лет назад +109

    "I see my pneumatic soldiers have bested you, Mr Bond. Let's see how you fare against my flood of biblical proportions. Water from the Nile".

  • @spacemanmigo
    @spacemanmigo 8 лет назад +475

    w a t e r f r o m t h e n i l e

    • @BubblesTheBard
      @BubblesTheBard 8 лет назад +27

      W A T E R F R O M T H E N I L E
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    • @mxkhxi
      @mxkhxi 7 лет назад

      A Fat Penguin
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      N I
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    • @PaulA-fp3vs
      @PaulA-fp3vs 7 лет назад

      Head
      A Fat Penguin
      N
      N I
      N I L
      N I L E
      N I L
      N I
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      Feet

    • @icychill9812
      @icychill9812 6 лет назад

      IAmTheMantis water from the T H I C C nile

  • @TheComedicPCGamer
    @TheComedicPCGamer 10 лет назад +204

    Damn Tim! Showing that leg!

  • @noob1279
    @noob1279 3 года назад +9

    That is why this channel is great no cuts no takes no speed ups or slow downs just a nice old guy showing us his favorite toys and trinkets

  • @user-ve5ym5ok6g
    @user-ve5ym5ok6g 6 лет назад +159

    you have tanned thighs at 4:23 is that tan from the nile?

  • @ColinCantwell
    @ColinCantwell 8 лет назад +510

    w A t eR ffR o m t YHE n I Le

  • @christiangrnfur9894
    @christiangrnfur9894 5 лет назад +30

    0:09 I bought these 50 years ago, and I’ve been using them for 56 years.

    • @donaloflynn
      @donaloflynn 5 лет назад +4

      He says "fifty-sixty years". Fifty was an approximation.

    • @SomeRandoQuacko
      @SomeRandoQuacko 3 года назад +1

      Tim is a time traveller

    • @oammaslastnamethei3063
      @oammaslastnamethei3063 3 года назад +1

      @@SomeRandoQuacko ge already has infinite nile water, time traveling doesn't surprise me

  • @Andyilmatto
    @Andyilmatto 6 лет назад +844

    Finally found the origin of this spicy meme.

  • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
    @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 7 лет назад +45

    For the Geography GCSE, we have to learn case studies. One of them is about water from the Nile, and I think of Tim every time I write about it. :)

  • @Hackercat77
    @Hackercat77 Год назад +3

    Your videos always remind me of my great nan as she would collect similar knick-knacks. They give me tremendous feelings of nostalgia.

  • @macho844
    @macho844 8 лет назад +250

    "A lovely scissoring action"

  • @denisethasder8193
    @denisethasder8193 8 лет назад +246

    Water..... Water..... Water from the Nile.
    Water..... Water..... Water from the Nile.
    Water..... Water..... Water from the Nile.
    Water..... Water..... Water from the Nile.

    • @Jony3
      @Jony3 6 лет назад +3

      Nile water?

    • @TheRobinSystem
      @TheRobinSystem 6 лет назад +2

      Why do I hear a trap background with that?

    • @ironmaidenhoppy2807
      @ironmaidenhoppy2807 6 лет назад

      My favourite Accept song. On one of the best albums I've bought

  • @BackforReeeal
    @BackforReeeal 5 лет назад +71

    Tim is flexing on us with his *NILE WATER*

  • @drewdetzler9961
    @drewdetzler9961 7 лет назад +1025

    Bruh this guy would be the sickest grandpa

    • @lyleskinner1914
      @lyleskinner1914 6 лет назад +56

      He would always have water from the nile.

    • @bunglebonce
      @bunglebonce 6 лет назад +29

      He looks quite healthy to me.

    • @Luka__1
      @Luka__1 6 лет назад +3

      don't say that! he might get it as an insult

    • @RoseDingus
      @RoseDingus 6 лет назад +6

      my grandpa is dead

    • @sashasoule4585
      @sashasoule4585 6 лет назад +3

      God forbid

  • @spoods4628
    @spoods4628 8 лет назад +201

    **Pours orange juice in the Nile to confuse Tim**

    • @PastyMancer
      @PastyMancer 6 лет назад

      Why isn't there apple juice coming out? :\

    • @Lord_Buckles
      @Lord_Buckles 5 лет назад +1

      **Pour's orange from the Nile**

  • @shoobie
    @shoobie 3 года назад +89

    How the toy died is just like that Jeremy Clarkson meme: “Oh no! Anyway, water from the nile”

  • @BoboDoboRobo
    @BoboDoboRobo 8 лет назад +712

    Tim has the power to give all the african children safe drinking water but he chooses not to the monster

    • @goldsrcorsource2551
      @goldsrcorsource2551 7 лет назад +5

      bobodoborobo, nobro

    • @thegreatandmightycheesewhe1364
      @thegreatandmightycheesewhe1364 7 лет назад +60

      BoboDoboRobo the Nile is in Africa

    • @mattthe1idgaf797
      @mattthe1idgaf797 6 лет назад +10

      Clicked on this because I was almost certain someone wouldn’t get the joke and take offense. Y’all are great people 😂 keep laughing and being positive lol 👍 to much shit to deal with in the world these days!

    • @MsCatdograt
      @MsCatdograt 6 лет назад +2

      Outrageous!

    • @JohnMiller-zr8pl
      @JohnMiller-zr8pl Год назад +1

      The king of I should say queen of wakanda don't allow him to do that.

  • @Cexlbr
    @Cexlbr 8 лет назад +138

    WATER THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO ORIGINATE FROM THE NILE

    • @Jackwelch830
      @Jackwelch830 6 лет назад +18

      Chemical compound consisting of two hydrogen particles and one Oxygen particle which place of origin happens to be from Northeast Africa, in Egypt, in a river referred to by homo sapiens as "the Nile"

  • @tlarson91119
    @tlarson91119 5 лет назад +34

    *sees nile water vase* "Sir, I think we discovered another possible SCP" but seriously, that would be neat to see that vase in an SCP article with the video footage of him pouring it. Lol

  • @snowballeclipse4991
    @snowballeclipse4991 7 лет назад +118

    W A T E R F R O M T H E N I L E

    • @play3rthr339
      @play3rthr339 3 года назад

      At first I thought you were some sort of time traveler having an Ena profile Pic while the comment is 3 years old lmao.

  • @slippytiger
    @slippytiger 8 лет назад +382

    When I saw Tim in those shorts i gave that Nile jug a run for its money.

    • @insederec
      @insederec 8 лет назад +22

      Heh.

    • @rskat501
      @rskat501 7 лет назад +37

      Jigwally D E G E N E R A T E S

    • @jadesded
      @jadesded 7 лет назад +21

      Jigwally WhY aRe ThERe So MaNy DeGenErAteS oN TiM's CoMMeNT SeCtIOn? :(

    • @noahrich1008
      @noahrich1008 6 лет назад

      OMG T OA:UDHF POIUJV SEF

    • @navyblustick7758
      @navyblustick7758 6 лет назад +6

      *Cesspool of Degenerates*

  • @lucasono9948
    @lucasono9948 3 года назад +120

    I can't stop laughing by the fact that he is wearing no pants.

    • @RedRanger-ll7hx
      @RedRanger-ll7hx 3 года назад +34

      He hasn't got pants but you know what he's got?
      w a t e r f r o m t h e n i l e

    • @VertigoX26
      @VertigoX26 3 года назад +9

      I thought he was wearing shorts on account of it being Summer at the time

    • @wideface
      @wideface 3 года назад +5

      Or, you know, shorts. Maybe you’ve heard of them.

    • @lucasono9948
      @lucasono9948 3 года назад +8

      @@wideface I know but he always wears very smart clothes. And the shorts are very short

    • @matiascruz5537
      @matiascruz5537 3 года назад +7

      @@lucasono9948 but do you know what's smart
      W A T E R F R O M T H E N I L E

  • @enderblawk5068
    @enderblawk5068 6 лет назад +19

    Tim randomly pouring from the Nile Vase is the best.
    Water from the Nile!

  • @littlebuddy7912
    @littlebuddy7912 3 года назад +21

    If you'd take a shot
    every time he said "Nile Water"
    you would be dead in 7 minutes.

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 8 лет назад +130

    Ah, so this is where the "nile water" thing came from

  • @arbomb9461
    @arbomb9461 8 лет назад +136

    8:27
    Children, suicide is never the answer.

  • @macdongr
    @macdongr 3 года назад +5

    When he put the carboard vase on his head my heart melted. This man is just so wholesome.

  • @ifonlyeah
    @ifonlyeah 8 лет назад +333

    imagine if tim and michael rosen do a video together. meme market would crash

    • @hypergogic3269
      @hypergogic3269 8 лет назад +17

      I have a lot of dank memes in the meme Market, it can't crash!

    • @ifonlyeah
      @ifonlyeah 8 лет назад +25

      +Hollism be careful my friend, meme inflation would cause dank memes turn cheap

    • @bozo1919
      @bozo1919 8 лет назад +14

      well I have already lost my investments on Pepe memes since its a hate symbol now so it couldn't get much worse

    • @CallieSqueakz
      @CallieSqueakz 7 лет назад +3

      And maybe Ashens, for an extra spark.

    • @vlac111
      @vlac111 7 лет назад +7

      Sanwich Mansoon "An Excellent Nile Water" -Chef Excellence

  • @Randopatchi
    @Randopatchi 7 лет назад +106

    8:28 Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

  • @shadowprogram215
    @shadowprogram215 5 лет назад +82

    “Water from the Nile”
    Actually, quantum mechanics forbids this

    • @worldwidewebster6224
      @worldwidewebster6224 5 лет назад +8

      I think you'll find a being such as Tim has no concern for such simple things as Quantum Mechanics.

    • @rikospostmodernlife
      @rikospostmodernlife 4 года назад +12

      W A T E R F R O M D E N I A L

  • @Ir00nyc
    @Ir00nyc 8 лет назад +10

    You are the kind of man that makes the world a lot more enjoyable and brighter, thank you

  • @jantulinja8917
    @jantulinja8917 8 лет назад +121

    thus, portal was invented by valve to try explaining the "water from the nile" phenomenon

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 года назад +32

    There’s just something about watching an aging man talk about his collection of interesting gadgets and toys

  • @KY0TOO
    @KY0TOO 6 лет назад +81

    Tim was wearing shorts! You can see his bare legs!

    • @GamerPro-wk8bz
      @GamerPro-wk8bz 4 года назад +7

      Oh really? I thought its his 3rd shoulder. You are so brilliant!

  • @ChristinaKilgore
    @ChristinaKilgore 8 лет назад +49

    water from the Nile * pours water * huh

  • @antoniomargallo5317
    @antoniomargallo5317 5 лет назад +55

    From this day on, plain old water will no longer be .... it's Water From the Nile, that epic liquid!

  • @tranminhhieu9492
    @tranminhhieu9492 6 лет назад +84

    7:37 GAS!GAS!GAS!I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS!TONIGHT!

    • @sheryl_37
      @sheryl_37 5 лет назад +1

      WE FLII AND BEATOMORROW!

    • @watazordz
      @watazordz 4 года назад

      D R I F T

  • @aperson4075
    @aperson4075 8 лет назад +220

    Nile water

  • @emmettj1984
    @emmettj1984 5 лет назад +12

    I often find myself watching this channel at 1 in the morning, keeping me up. Tim’s voice rambles on for minutes until he speaks up a little bit, I snap to consciousness and ask myself: what am I doing with my life?

  • @harjeetabusaleem7583
    @harjeetabusaleem7583 9 лет назад +75

    water from the nile

    • @grabern
      @grabern 7 лет назад +1

      *N I L E W A T E R N I L E W A T E R N I L E W A T E R*

  • @qbwkp
    @qbwkp 8 лет назад +14

    "Water from the Nile... Uh" so good

  • @minerforjob32
    @minerforjob32 3 года назад +8

    I feel this guy just traveled for the last 40 years and he traded his way through life with quirky things from all over the world and now shares them

  • @captaincomic8678
    @captaincomic8678 8 лет назад +13

    I really want Tomy to start making those pneumatic toys again. Electronic ones would be easier, but that just wouldn't be quite as cool.

  • @RotomWash
    @RotomWash 10 лет назад +150

    I know how the water of the nile works, but not that rope with the vase...

    • @metholuscaedes6794
      @metholuscaedes6794 10 лет назад +28

      There is a ball inside of the vase, it gets stuck with the rope as he puts it upside down and pulls. then when he puts it up and presses the rope down the ball falls down and the rope can move.

    • @SweetPanda1400
      @SweetPanda1400 10 лет назад +1

      How do that one work?

    • @RotomWash
      @RotomWash 10 лет назад +3

      Metholus Caedes how does the rope stand on its own then?

    • @Vykori
      @Vykori 10 лет назад +24

      Metholus Caedes puu.sh/ayAFH.png this is what he means if anyone doesn't really get it

    • @RotomWash
      @RotomWash 10 лет назад +24

      Holly McCaskey The neck of the vase goes down almost all the way through, so some water is in the center but most is the in outside section. As he tips it the stuff in the inside is empties, and the outside is trapped. Once leveling it out, the water evenly distributes to the center. (after the first Pneumatic toy you can see the neck continue down as he pours)

  • @wavingwaters6107
    @wavingwaters6107 2 года назад +1

    I’m a grown adult and these videos still bring joy to me, here’s to you Tim
    Water from the Nile!

  • @misadventurousguy3859
    @misadventurousguy3859 6 лет назад +135

    Wota phrome da naile

  • @alianbaba9330
    @alianbaba9330 6 лет назад +69

    In 2018 and still water from the Nile

    • @spookable3873
      @spookable3873 5 лет назад +7

      Letter H 2019 an there’s still water from the nile

    • @TogetherBob
      @TogetherBob 4 года назад +4

      @@spookable3873 2020 and there's still water from the Nile

    • @riddell26
      @riddell26 3 года назад +2

      2021 and there's still Water from The Nile

  • @ggEmolicious
    @ggEmolicious 3 года назад +2

    R.I.P. Last toy guy, we will remember your service, I’m glad I got to see your movements at least once.
    Water from the Nile.

  • @Jayman2800
    @Jayman2800 9 лет назад +282

    Water From The Nile Is Gonna Become The Next "Daurde: Sandstorm"

    • @csongorszalay6094
      @csongorszalay6094 9 лет назад

      Lol, you made my day

    • @GermiesCoasterYard
      @GermiesCoasterYard 9 лет назад +24

      Q: What's that
      A: water from the Nile

    • @rihndou
      @rihndou 8 лет назад +7

      +Jayman2800 More like mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

    • @TheShadowed
      @TheShadowed 8 лет назад

      +Rikunius999 fuck 8th grade

    • @deviljho9995
      @deviljho9995 8 лет назад +2

      +Rihn the Miqo water from the mitochondria is the powerhouse from the Nile

  • @beaumontpritchard-james1384
    @beaumontpritchard-james1384 10 лет назад +482

    Why is he wearing hot pants?

    • @grandillusions
      @grandillusions  10 лет назад +340

      Because it is hot!

    • @Slithy
      @Slithy 10 лет назад +250

      Because water from the Nile.

    • @CashKingD
      @CashKingD 10 лет назад +19

      They don't have AC in the UK.

    • @ShonkyLegs
      @ShonkyLegs 10 лет назад +23

      He mentioned in a previous video that England is having a very hot summer.

    • @MegaP4cm4n
      @MegaP4cm4n 10 лет назад +3

      ShonkyLegs The English summer doesn't last for long though.

  • @jovem3767
    @jovem3767 3 года назад +4

    I love how the videos arent over-edited and good as well

  • @fishyfishy3140
    @fishyfishy3140 6 лет назад +30

    “ then tell the kids there’s no leprechaun in there “
    AKA RUIN THE CHILDS HOPES AND DREAMS

    • @play3rthr339
      @play3rthr339 3 года назад +1

      That's when you tell them how it works and with any luck they become more interested in the physics behind the trick rather than the trick itself.

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 10 лет назад +45

    That water from the Nile vase would be useful in a survival situation...unlimited supply of water!

    • @gazelle1467
      @gazelle1467 10 лет назад +6

      maybe for rationing your water, but its not unlimited. its a system of valves and reservoirs.

    • @Twoncho
      @Twoncho 10 лет назад +64

      pewpewshooterguys -sams channel no, it's unlimited.

    • @Dragonosh166
      @Dragonosh166 10 лет назад +3

      pewpewshooterguys -sams channel Wrong. Its literally just 2 vases with a hole in the bottom of the top one, and gravity equalizes the water on the bottom when its flat, and traps it when its turned

    • @exogator
      @exogator 10 лет назад +17

      SoHzAssassin you like to spoil fun dont you... we know that it isn't ∞ but its fun to keep the ∞ theory going

    • @Dragonosh166
      @Dragonosh166 10 лет назад

      1 person said it was unlimited. 2 (including me) says not. So you ruined our fun

  • @Demonanimator
    @Demonanimator Год назад +1

    I always loved wind up toys, and the fact someone has actually made a few pneumatic toys is just even cooler to me. I agree, anything air powered is actually quite neat. It's no wonder why I still love things like Air pressure Nerf blasters. The mechanics behind them are truly interesting stuff.

  • @WeirdBrain
    @WeirdBrain 8 лет назад +52

    Water from The Nile.

  • @frostbytefreemanfilms
    @frostbytefreemanfilms 5 лет назад +6

    So we’re just gonna ignore the semi-sentient performing rope, the pneumatic toy that hurdled itself off the table (to which Tim only replied “that’s the end of him”) and the shorts? Even without Water from the Nile this video was iconic in its own right. Love it.

  • @lukemaker4671
    @lukemaker4671 3 года назад +2

    That vase has such a cool design. I genuinely love that vase

  • @dankbeluga9636
    @dankbeluga9636 9 лет назад +57

    Sandstorm from the Darude

    • @huhh1234
      @huhh1234 6 лет назад

      Darude from the Sandstorm

  • @ContactingTheDead
    @ContactingTheDead 5 лет назад +28

    8:27 😂 *Well, that’s the end of him*

  • @zebschermacher1155
    @zebschermacher1155 3 года назад +10

    Legends say that Tim is still pouring water from the Nile to this day

  • @Dimentio36
    @Dimentio36 8 лет назад +61

    The comments section:
    55%: Water from the Nile (& variants)
    44.84251968503937%: "Is he not wearing trousers?/wearing hot pants?"
    0.15748031496063% (as of right now): People summarizing the comments section using percentages

    • @motorcyclelad
      @motorcyclelad 8 лет назад +3

      Funny. A large percent wonder if the toy that fell off the table broke.

    • @CB-lh4ph
      @CB-lh4ph 8 лет назад +1

      am i the only one that went through the last 2 to see if they all added up to 100?

    • @zacksco3554
      @zacksco3554 8 лет назад +1

      The percentages actually add up :D

    • @cgarzs
      @cgarzs 8 лет назад

      The statistical proportion of comments add up spot on also. I counted and took the standard deviation. Very low.

    • @DrewskiTheLegend
      @DrewskiTheLegend 8 лет назад +1

      Here come dat boi

  • @jamieoneill1229
    @jamieoneill1229 3 года назад +11

    “Oops that’s the end of him” I love this guy