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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024

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  • @atypicaloddity
    @atypicaloddity Год назад +11293

    Accidentally donating $15,000 to charity and needing to rob a bank to avoid the awkwardness of refunding it is peak Hollywood scriptwriting

    • @davidprince6877
      @davidprince6877 Год назад +558

      Does the movie end with jail, a life lesson, or a new career as Robinhood?

    • @Kyss111
      @Kyss111 Год назад +395

      ​@@davidprince6877 yes, the answer is yes.

    • @jaden0096
      @jaden0096 Год назад +284

      @@davidprince6877all three, in that order.

    • @honeysuckelbabe
      @honeysuckelbabe Год назад +17

      😂 for real

    • @maxlikesdinos
      @maxlikesdinos Год назад +125

      Keanu Reeves would 100% be the main character

  • @maxvonderdunk6967
    @maxvonderdunk6967 Год назад +11392

    It's insane how quickly Shayne read between the lines and guessed she was the wife, not the daughter.

    • @Inhumantics
      @Inhumantics Год назад +390

      Haven't gotten to this one yet. In for a wild ride I assume.

    • @hahaoml2812
      @hahaoml2812 Год назад +233

      I agree, very intuitive

    • @marcdavis4509
      @marcdavis4509 Год назад +88

      They have rehearsals and he probably sussed this out during them.

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Год назад +157

      ​@@marcdavis4509yeah because he mentions often that he has already read alot of them before hand

    • @psicoparkita
      @psicoparkita Год назад +233

      ​@Marc Davis I doubt they rehearse this. I think they would want them to react for the first time on camera

  • @kaciewilliams1693
    @kaciewilliams1693 Год назад +5019

    Ya'll, that professor is a good man. He did all the right things professionally even though he needed to tell his supervisors that his wife cheated on him with a student to do so. He was probably so humiliated and heartbroken and then he had to make that the business of his employers and colleagues in order to ensure fair and ethical treatment for that student. Man's a G. Lots of profs aren't half as ethical.

    • @malcolm2553
      @malcolm2553 Год назад +523

      Part of me is skeeved out by the prof, tho. If he mistook him as her dad, that implies he’s at least in his 40s? Did he meet his wife while being her teacher? Kind of ick

    • @kaciewilliams1693
      @kaciewilliams1693 Год назад +141

      @@malcolm2553 Ick, I hope not.

    • @franciscajeffs7530
      @franciscajeffs7530 Год назад +651

      ​@@malcolm2553 I mean, there's also a possibility that she lied about her age just as she omitted her being married, although I would imagine there is at least 10 years of age difference between the professor and his wife for op to think she was his daughter

    • @yjm8649
      @yjm8649 Год назад

      ​@@malcolm2553 Cause nobody ever lies about there age. And nobody ever looks younger than their agae. Get your head out of your ass. Stop trying to victim blame

    • @SylntSyco
      @SylntSyco Год назад +499

      on the Professor story, if she gave him that 20 minute time-limit, and she wasn't rushing him out of the bed when she heard the Professor coming in.... she WANTED to get caught. That shit was intentional and you'll never convince me otherwise.

  • @OddEyedLulu
    @OddEyedLulu Год назад +2296

    The story about the guy going to food banks is a prime example of how the rich stay rich. They don't spend their money they take yours.

    • @kissfanatic2654
      @kissfanatic2654 11 месяцев назад +142

      Tbh, he sounds like the kind of guy that if he really wanted money, he’d kill his wife for the money!

    • @darkychen1223
      @darkychen1223 7 месяцев назад

      In Germany we have the "die Tafel", you only get food there if you are really in need. The people who can get the food have to proof that they are in need, because they have no unlimited funds.

    • @bethyB9754
      @bethyB9754 6 месяцев назад +35

      The way he needs to be shamed is game of thrones style.

    • @seannanana84
      @seannanana84 5 месяцев назад +50

      I would divorce someone for this. His behavior is sickening.

    • @sarahanonymous3770
      @sarahanonymous3770 4 месяца назад +16

      Truly despicable

  • @RiveroftheWither
    @RiveroftheWither Год назад +2543

    That food bank husband is multiple layers of financially abusive. Hes not content enough trying to control his wife spending her own money, he has to go out of his way to *steal food from the poor just to throw it away* . How is this woman not considering divorcing such a disgusting person

    • @heatherallen7896
      @heatherallen7896 Год назад +36

      Was about to say something similar!!

    • @RacheltheRad
      @RacheltheRad Год назад +104

      What whiplash going from that awful crumb of a human to someone helping a charity go viral and donating more than he originally intended. Great stories

    • @hannahwilliams5681
      @hannahwilliams5681 Год назад +31

      He's probably also abusive in other ways

    • @ButlerWho
      @ButlerWho Год назад +42

      It's fake. The fake AITAs always hit the same few story beats. In this popular template, a wife or long-term girlfriend has a male partner who suddenly turns into a cartoon villain with behaviour that absolutely no-one would condone. She mildly rebukes him and his entire family starts blowing up her phone, (you know, because THAT's a thing that happens when couples argue), and now she's going to Reddit for advice instead of talking to a single real-life friend.
      EDIT: Can I just re-emphasise that for some reason it is ALWAYS the guy's ENTIRE FAMILY blowing up OP's phone in these stories. It's never just one nosy parent-in-law, apparently cousin Jeb and the twins have to get in on the action too.

    • @destinybryner7267
      @destinybryner7267 Год назад +15

      Don't you need to show proof of income for food banks? Idk, but in my area I think you need to

  • @SillyWilly420
    @SillyWilly420 Год назад +2643

    The gofundme surpassed their goal only just a few hours ago! It’s incredible that an embarrassing reddit story has helped hundreds of people in need! 🎉🎉🎉

    • @rachelkennedy8933
      @rachelkennedy8933 Год назад +65

      It's up to 114k!!!

    • @KeiVisual
      @KeiVisual Год назад +18

      I dont have reddit, but does anyone have a link to the GoFundMe me??

    • @dg1tization
      @dg1tization Год назад +30

      It’s in the video description between the time marks for that story and the next one

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank Год назад +7

      @@KeiVisual It's in the description of this video. :)

    • @Aure36981
      @Aure36981 Год назад +1

      Let's go!

  • @tabithacherry582
    @tabithacherry582 Год назад +2281

    I feel so incredibly bad for the guy who accidentally donated 15k but its such a funny story

    • @astrolouise6904
      @astrolouise6904 Год назад +98

      I felt bad too but when I watched the video I couldnt help but laugh. im glad it got more relief in the end though 😭

    • @primaryone3468
      @primaryone3468 Год назад +142

      If you go look at the donations, more than 100 people have donated in the past 3 hours. That has to be because of this video, how wonderful!

    • @tateupougnac2531
      @tateupougnac2531 Год назад +12

      I cried for so many reasons...

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Год назад +32

      Taht story is the epitome of failed successfully holy sht 😂😂

    • @PhilVaive
      @PhilVaive Год назад +52

      I feel AWFUL for him, I was almost crying when Shayne showed the pics! But to still donate 1500 is amazing, and he posted the link and probably got a ton more donations

  • @squirrelbugg99
    @squirrelbugg99 8 месяцев назад +157

    Fun fact: Huntsman spiders do rack up some numbers in terms of deaths and injuries, but not because they’re dangerous. They are actually very chill and don’t really want to be around you as much as you don’t want to be around them. But they are simply so large, and have a tendency to hide in places, that they scare people often, resulting in heart attacks, car accidents, and just accidents in general. Poor things, they are just too scary for their own good 😅😅

    • @johannakalytera9574
      @johannakalytera9574 28 дней назад +10

      Now I'm sad. All they want is make friends. But they aren't frenshaped 😂

    • @lemonhead2833
      @lemonhead2833 19 дней назад +2

      ​@@johannakalytera9574 Legally speaking, that makes them the opposite of bears
      NEGATIVE BEARS????

  • @ashleyvanhalst5729
    @ashleyvanhalst5729 Год назад +2004

    As a lesbian the amount of men who take being not sexually attracted to any men personally is astounding like why?

    • @jonasharp3
      @jonasharp3 Год назад +186

      They’re big insecure, and you unfortunately get to be the one they take it out on. Sorry that has been your experience.

    • @cassandracarlton400
      @cassandracarlton400 Год назад

      For real! Some men really choose not to accept that there are women who don’t like men. They really gotta be the center of everything smh

    • @danteglory95
      @danteglory95 Год назад +178

      When I was in high-school I saw a guy have a meltdown in a situation like this and asked him what he'd think if a gay guy reacted to his rejection like this.
      This was a mistake because he wasn't willing to get violent with the girl who rejected him but I was a different story. Long story short we both got suspended.

    • @blakereed92
      @blakereed92 Год назад

      Because they only see women as sex objects.

    • @ryanscott1680
      @ryanscott1680 Год назад

      Just call them ugly. Be like, if I was gonna get with a man, you'd be last on that list. Ugly mfer.

  • @justanotherweirdo11
    @justanotherweirdo11 Год назад +2540

    For the Bangladesh donation story, I counted 104 people as of today who mentioned Smosh in their donation which I just think is cool. Not to mention various people on Reddit coming together to donate more than Michael accidentally did initially.
    I'm glad Michael made that mistake and put it out on the internet.

    • @mrcy9307
      @mrcy9307 Год назад +160

      That friend of his who told him to post this story knows what's up...

    • @gronizherz3603
      @gronizherz3603 Год назад +80

      When I heard his name was Michael I couldn't picture anyone but Michael Scott lmao

    • @imyoursweetnothing
      @imyoursweetnothing Год назад +22

      @@gronizherz3603didn’t michael scott actually do this 😭😭😭

    • @sunnii111
      @sunnii111 Год назад +20

      @@imyoursweetnothing kinda like scott's tots

    • @MooseMaunu
      @MooseMaunu Год назад +28

      The donation story restores a little bit of my faith in humanity. Maybe...just MAYBE, we'll be ok.

  • @Craggle88
    @Craggle88 Год назад +4278

    The look on their faces when Shayne says “ cuckolded my professor” followed by them saying raw dog together is my all time favourite moment on these Reddit stories videos. I have rewatched it a few dozen times

    • @Bularistan4o
      @Bularistan4o Год назад +69

      And Shayne just giggling lol

    • @Sunflower-sp4qr
      @Sunflower-sp4qr Год назад +20

      I had the same face

    • @yourdad7682
      @yourdad7682 Год назад +23

      Greetings, good Sir/Madam. Would you please be kind enough to provide me with a timestamp so that we could rewatch it together?

    • @sheamcdermott5787
      @sheamcdermott5787 Год назад +22

      @@yourdad768226:53

    • @GabrielJab
      @GabrielJab Год назад +9

      ​@@yourdad7682 26:54

  • @bekahsierra7313
    @bekahsierra7313 Год назад +1280

    I think it’s good that the professor recused himself from grading his work. Yeah, it’s embarrassing to get administration involved, but that ensures fairness for the student.

    • @brittneyscriven6106
      @brittneyscriven6106 11 месяцев назад +80

      It would also be embarrassing to be dragged before an ethics committee if the student filed a complaint were they to fail the exam.
      Professor did the best thing for everyone.

    • @drakevick1646
      @drakevick1646 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@brittneyscriven6106yeah, but we all know that lots of guys with positions of power like his (powerful enough to seduce a much younger woman into marriage) have egos that would prevent them from doing so. Like, at this point, we ALL should know that there really are simply just people who are that stupid in our universities, mine included

    • @numetalhistorian
      @numetalhistorian 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@drakevick1646 Why do you assume he "seduced" her into a marriage? Is it not enough that she's a grown adult that can make her own decisions? Stop infantilizing adults because you can't handle age gaps. Age gaps have always existed, and yes, a lot of them are predatory, but not all of them. Not even most of them.

  • @possibly-awkward8201
    @possibly-awkward8201 Год назад +2440

    As a fellow Australian I feel that first mans pain. I once had a huntsman drop on me in the shower while I was cleaning my crack, freaked out... Slipped.. "probed" myself.
    Didn't walk right for two weeks. Huntsman truly Hunt man

    • @JWells5501
      @JWells5501 Год назад +168

      Oh my gosh!!! I would have freaked out so bad! “Huntsman truly Hunt Man!” 😂

    • @oftheHowl
      @oftheHowl Год назад +102

      And yet they don't bite unless they feel threatened but I hear they occasionally jump on people

    • @Gayonetta5000
      @Gayonetta5000 Год назад +60

      I think I would jump out of my skin if that happened to me 😰

    • @Internalgrace
      @Internalgrace Год назад

      I dont even have balls and I think mine crawled back up into me when he said it.

    • @peach23786
      @peach23786 Год назад +66

      I will never visit Australia 😅 this is a nightmare

  • @andymion
    @andymion Год назад +979

    My wife and I relied on food banks for food for several years. To the point where there were weeks where if the food bank had nothing.. we didn't eat. Because of this we also had the mindset that the weeks where we had say 80% of our needs, my wife and I would sometimes NOT go to the foodbank so people who had it worse could get our portion that week. The idea there are people like that guy out there is making me cry atm. It's heartbreaking.

    • @isabella_photos_5077
      @isabella_photos_5077 Год назад +69

      you and your wife are both empathic and amazing humans❤

    • @alifeeney572
      @alifeeney572 Год назад +47

      This behavior is unacceptable and a major character issue. It is disgusting to hear about people take advantage of a system that has help you and me. I hope everything is looking up for you and you’re family ❤

    • @SithLordPooh
      @SithLordPooh Год назад +21

      I've been there too. I actually saw a guy pull up in a BMW once to a shelter to get the free haircuts they were offering homeless people.

    • @okaythanks7855
      @okaythanks7855 Год назад

      I'm sorry but the guy in the food bank story is straight up EVIL. He knows exactly what he's doing and is actively disregarding the ethics of it. He is immoral and depraved, period.

    • @ysucae
      @ysucae Год назад

      some people have no fucking shame.

  • @philmccraken
    @philmccraken Год назад +3457

    This episode had everything. Cuckholding on accident, honest mistake turns wholesome, spider on balls, and public embarrassment

    • @aparnashoney7701
      @aparnashoney7701 Год назад +44

      This reads like a Stefon bit 😂

    • @philmccraken
      @philmccraken Год назад +7

      @@aparnashoney7701 so true 😂

    • @MooseMaunu
      @MooseMaunu Год назад +34

      The donation story restores a little bit of my faith in humanity. Maybe....just MAYBE, we'll be ok.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 11 месяцев назад +8

      One of these things is not like the others…
      A mistake turning wholesome is so out of place here

    • @DanHowsen
      @DanHowsen 6 месяцев назад +5

      The phrasing of "spider on balls" killed me.

  • @robmack519
    @robmack519 Год назад +621

    Having had a friend with a prosthetic leg as a kid, the pocket skirt story had me rolling. He usually wore pants and liked to play pranks on people by popping off the knee cap piece and laying on the ground with it bent the wrong way. He always had a great sense of humor.

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 Год назад +71

      Went to school with a girl who lost her arm in a car wreck… super sad and the whole school was heartbroken for her and anticipated her return to school so they could express condolences. She took a couple months to come back but when she did she had a great attitude about it. She would tell new kids that it was a shark bite from surfing (coastal town) and even walk down the aisle in the lunchroom bopping people on the head with the stump. She was a scream😂😂😂

  • @starbird6
    @starbird6 Год назад +20467

    not now, honey, my stories are on

  • @Luenysgo
    @Luenysgo Год назад +684

    Also the fact that the food bank guy controls her finances AND doesn’t let her touch “his” money when he likely plans to live off her trust fund later on is crazy

    • @christianmendez931
      @christianmendez931 Год назад +17

      When you marry someone it becomes "our" money. That's crazy that he doesn't let her use the money he makes

    • @firefly8589
      @firefly8589 Год назад +8

      Yeah how can u stay married to someone who controls you like that, this person is delusional or brainwashed or something. I personally couldn't even have married that man, the fact that she would still stay after that amount of douchbagery

    • @Luenysgo
      @Luenysgo Год назад +1

      @@firefly8589 right! Like falling in love will blind you to all the red flags

  • @RetnuhsRehab
    @RetnuhsRehab Год назад +4752

    As an Australian, I can confirm, a Huntsman Spider is nowhere near the worst thing to jump out of a toilet and grab your balls

    • @peachyxkiki6725
      @peachyxkiki6725 Год назад +711

      As someone who will jump out of a toilet and grab your balls, I can confirm, a Huntsman Spider is nowhere near the worst thing to jump out of a toilet and grab your balls

    • @DAEDRA_66
      @DAEDRA_66 Год назад

      @@peachyxkiki6725🫡😂

    • @jacksonrendell3044
      @jacksonrendell3044 Год назад +65

      🎶Redback on the dunny seat🎶 😂

    • @detectivecrimson7539
      @detectivecrimson7539 Год назад +36

      See, now we need to know other things.

    • @Soup_of_goop
      @Soup_of_goop Год назад

      Anything jumping out of the toilet onto my balls or asshole is one of my biggest fears. I couldn’t deal with this shit

  • @MommaB509
    @MommaB509 11 месяцев назад +323

    Also, if I was the wife, i would 100% report him to the food bank and get him banned

    • @chrisconcannon6490
      @chrisconcannon6490 Месяц назад +13

      That's what I was thinking. She was more than justified in sending his picture to every food bank in the area (because I doubt that barring him from just one food bank would make him stop), with a letter explaining that he's actually well off and pretending to be in need just because he doesn't want to spend money on food.

    • @Babybearcroche
      @Babybearcroche 28 дней назад +2

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @mohsinamou8524
    @mohsinamou8524 Год назад +2221

    On behalf of Bangladeshi community I thank Michael from the bottom of my heart. I just really hope , the donations go to the right people who are actually in need. ❤

    • @midnight10495
      @midnight10495 Год назад +137

      washington post did an article that outlines what they do with the donations. and it’s up to $140,000!!

    • @lisacostanza2482
      @lisacostanza2482 Год назад +65

      @@midnight10495 just checked it and now they’re at $153,000!!!

    • @mirang9884
      @mirang9884 Год назад +29

      Human ✨can✨ do good sometimes

    • @lorishaw751
      @lorishaw751 Год назад

      @@lisacostanza2482just looked today and not only is it at $160,000 but as of 8/3/202 they are now considered a non-profit organization.

    • @MooseMaunu
      @MooseMaunu Год назад +26

      The donation story restores a little bit of my faith in humanity. Maybe...just MAYBE, we'll be ok.

  • @cloggedsinkdrain
    @cloggedsinkdrain Год назад +2701

    I work at my local food bank every week, and hearing this story made me genuinely upset and it hurts to know people do this

    • @hotarubinariko
      @hotarubinariko Год назад +130

      Man, my partner and I probably should use the food bank or get on food stamps and it's still hard for us to feel like we're in a bad enough spot for it, even though making rent and groceries is getting increasingly difficult. This dude is disgusting. Perfect example of the ethics/money paradox. Generally the more money people have the worse ethics they have. There's been studies on this. Not sure why that is but it makes sense. The more money people have the more sociopathic they seem to get. You'd have to to justify hoarding while millions starve.

    • @MyLalala9
      @MyLalala9 Год назад +93

      @@hotarubinariko if getting groceries is hard, you should go to a food bank. Its not just for people who can't afford any groceries, its meant to alleviate food insecurity. Hopefully it alleviates your financial pressure a little bit. And hey, when you're in a good financial spot again, donate to a food bank! Pay it forward when you can for someone who's in a tight spot.
      This reddit guy though? Scumbag

    • @MattHarpTV
      @MattHarpTV Год назад +6

      Reddit guy was in his rights man, he accidentally DONATED $15,000, he probably overdrafted and didn’t have money and/or that was most of his savings.

    • @justanotherweirdo11
      @justanotherweirdo11 Год назад +49

      ​@@MattHarpTVNot the donation story, the story with the rich husband getting his food from a food bank.

    • @MattHarpTV
      @MattHarpTV Год назад +28

      @@justanotherweirdo11 oh thank god I thought everyone lost their minds for a sec🤣🤣😭🥲

  • @Ashicakez3
    @Ashicakez3 Год назад +652

    Wow, that story about the guy accidentally donating too much money is incredible. I’m actually crying. If you go to the go fund me page the kids are now holding signs that say “thank you Reddit!” 😭 What an amazing way to correct your mistake and end up helping people far much greater than you initially planned.

    • @AlnmeeRoX
      @AlnmeeRoX Год назад +26

      Actually sobbing right now over that one.

    • @dragonbowlsupper
      @dragonbowlsupper Год назад +45

      I had to stop the video to have a sobbing break. That broke me in the best way. It was the pictures that made it so much more personal. That plus seeing Shayne get emotional made me a gross crying mess.

    • @dragonbowlsupper
      @dragonbowlsupper Год назад +8

      @AlnmeeRox Same. My face is a big blubbery mess right now.

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache Год назад +13

      Also, in this videos description, there is the gofundme llink under the timestamp of the post

    • @Hakingafa
      @Hakingafa Год назад +20

      Also the fact that the donations have clearly gone up since the video came out made me tear up again

  • @bekahsierra7313
    @bekahsierra7313 Год назад +179

    If my husband were misusing food banks, I would go to every one in the area with a copy of his picture/ID and ask them not to give them anything. That’s sick.

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal 9 месяцев назад +12

      exactly. his whole family is disgusting for supporting that

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku Год назад +583

    I genuinely appreciate the girl in the second story for trying to tell the guy that Hannah isn’t into him without outing Hannah. That’s honestly a great friend. Even if you know, your friend is comfortable and open with their sexuality, it’s still not your place to tell someone

    • @BoobalinaBrown
      @BoobalinaBrown Год назад +55

      yeah, and also why would you ask someone out if you cant actually talk to them and have to ask their friend for all their personal information??? its wasn't the friends responsibility to tell him anything in the first place

    • @trashotaku
      @trashotaku Год назад +18

      @@BoobalinaBrown Fr everything about it was iffy and awkward

    • @AikoFox
      @AikoFox Год назад +16

      ​@@BoobalinaBrown Right. That friend was so kind in not outing her while being nice about telling him not a good idea trying to protect them both. She did her best, especially being a kid in HS. I can understand someone being shy, insecure and unsure and just ask the friend if maybe they had a chance or if it was a good idea to ask them out and take their yes or no into consideration then ask the *person* they are interested in if they wanna go out and get to know in private or not ask at all AND leave that person's friend out of it. And if they say no then that is a complete sentence and just move on. Then I don't get why a person would be so in their feelings when the friend flat out said/warned he wasn't her their type and its not a good idea...the answer was right there and common sense didn't kick in. Getting on one knee in front of everyone after having that info and getting embarrassed and hard HS lesson was all on him. Ridiculous. I know ppl can be super dumb sometimes, especially teenagers but this was a ridiculous no brainer and no thought went into the info he went to the friend for or ANYTHING lol My goodness! 😂

  • @entorri
    @entorri Год назад +781

    That professor story is absolutely INSANE. More thrilling than 90% of the drama films/shows I've seen in a hot minute.

    • @aadil999
      @aadil999 Год назад +11

      And almost certainly fake.

    • @entorri
      @entorri Год назад +14

      @@aadil999 Ah, that doesn’t matter to me too much. It’s still great storytelling!

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank Год назад +17

      @@aadil999 Even if it's fake, I'm certain this has happened somewhere, sometime before. It's not THAT unbelievable tbh. And it's definitely a fun scandal of a story either way lol.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Год назад +9

      @@aadil999 My classical history teacher cheated on his wife with a fresh high school graduate and married her afterwards. She was younger than his 2 oldest daughters and his wife found out when she caught them in the shower. She was HIS student a month earlier but since she graduated and was 18 he couldn't even be fired.
      The fact this one's clasical literature specifically makes me convinced it's real.

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 Год назад

      ​@@entorriThan the dude should write fanfics. What's the point in trying to lie to a bunch of redditors about your amazing adventurous sexlive? Seems like compensation to me.

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor Год назад +665

    I felt so bad about the gofundme story but looking at it now it seems like they lost 14,000 dollars but gained 100,000, that's fucking amazing lmao

  • @angienaranja
    @angienaranja 9 месяцев назад +63

    I literally cried during the story about the go fund me, then I checked and they have gotten more than 150k and I had to try very hard not to ugly cry at work. My Husband is from Bangladesh And it just really hit home, I just traveled back from there and I can tell you it’s very much worth donating, the organization is absolutely doing a great job. Michael is still a legend 💪🏼🙌🏼

  • @sarahet4213
    @sarahet4213 Год назад +1590

    we definitely need a entire episode dedicated to feel good stories

  • @britalit131
    @britalit131 Год назад +804

    both of them looking at the camera horrified, saying “on one knee??!” killed me 🤣

  • @abbeyz4920
    @abbeyz4920 Год назад +671

    As an Australian, can confirm that you ALWAYS check the toilet and do a quick scan of every corner of the bathroom before you sit down, especially in Summer! We’ve all had the traumatic experience of being trapped in a stall with the local wildlife 😂

    • @adonaiabaddon93
      @adonaiabaddon93 Год назад +15

      even though I live in California if I'm ever in a questionable bathroom where I think there's a possibility of some kind of critter in the toilet I do a pre-poop flush. I've seen too many videos of snakes or spiders coming out when that happens so just lifting the seat for a cursory glance doesn't reassure me anymore

    • @homesteadhermits8467
      @homesteadhermits8467 Год назад +10

      Moved to Queensland and found out there are social huntsmen on the property. That live in groups of 200. Luckily the chickens found the nest first but I live with the fear they may find a new collective home in the house

    • @shoshananewitt9580
      @shoshananewitt9580 Год назад +6

      When they first suspected Australia, I'm like calm down dont need to immediately assume Australia but hearing the part where they gave him an incident report for the meme. Fuck thats hella Australian 😂

    • @bluebelleart4298
      @bluebelleart4298 Год назад +4

      yeah my great uncle's outhouse gets frogs in it quite often which I learnt the hard way as a child when a frog jumped against my butt cheek..

    • @sassy2na
      @sassy2na Год назад +1

      I agree, especially in Summer, snakes in the toilet isn’t too uncommon

  • @leavesofecstasy6405
    @leavesofecstasy6405 10 месяцев назад +97

    Regarding the Food Bank Story: Some food banks, at least in my area, do take your details when you come, at least the first time. The wife could potentially call the local area food banks and inform them of her husband's behavior, and they could be on the lookout for him. I'd recommend doing this if you hear of any situation like this, at the very least it's worth trying, even if they say they can't check you did something to try and prevent the food theft.

  • @warrenbowen6223
    @warrenbowen6223 Год назад +408

    I run a foodbank and found that story so upsetting. That guy seriously needs therapy. I definitely couldn't be married to someone who steals from the poor.

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora 7 месяцев назад +16

      Yeah. That's so incredibly effed up. Especially as a poor person. That angers me so much. That fresh food could've gone to someone who desperately needs it, especially with how expensive fresh food is and how little of it is covered by WIC or SNAP.

    • @emilybrashears5634
      @emilybrashears5634 7 месяцев назад +9

      Honestly he is a garbage person and that makes me so mad. I’ve had to get food from the food bank but even as someone who was in need I waited until everyone else got something first cause I couldn’t stand the idea of taking anything from a family that needed it more than me. The fact that someone who doesn’t need it would abuse that charity is disgusting

    • @ShesTiredd
      @ShesTiredd 3 месяца назад +1

      And the wife going: "I'm not going to divorce him over that"
      Bruh...

  • @QE-mf6gd
    @QE-mf6gd Год назад +533

    I looked at the go fund me and they passed their goals. I see a lot of the donations saying “Smosh brought me here.” Thank you guys for adding the link and helping them make their goal. You guys rock!!!

  • @CyberEJ
    @CyberEJ Год назад +739

    Guys, I’m honestly SO GRATEFUL you put the donation link in the description. They’re at 106.5k rn. Im Born in Europe but my family is south Asian so I know how it is out there. My dads retired now and does some work with Small religious charitable organisations like this. It’s gone up 13,000 dollars from when you recorded. I’m 100 percent certain at least 5 of that is because you guys shared the link. Thank you.

    • @Tangerine-sunsets
      @Tangerine-sunsets Год назад +39

      They're at $110,000 now!

    • @Kate4321234
      @Kate4321234 Год назад +10

      112k right now

    • @JoTheAnomaly
      @JoTheAnomaly Год назад +2

      I checked the comments on the charity, so many of them mention Smosh

    • @CyberEJ
      @CyberEJ Год назад +1

      @@JoTheAnomaly IKR? I went and checked now as well. I even saw a donation for $150 and another for $300!

    • @saraschu2735
      @saraschu2735 8 месяцев назад

      Thought it would good to update you: 183k now and they got their nonprofit status! I believe their newest goal is 250k and hopefully a van to help them reach more folks. Happy holidays!

  • @artemisSystem
    @artemisSystem 11 месяцев назад +163

    I suspect the professor's wife might not actually have been 25, and was lying about her age on tinder

    • @KeeperOfUntoldDreams
      @KeeperOfUntoldDreams 9 месяцев назад +43

      I 100% believe that, I was thinking had she been the daughter, she was younger than she said, but if she was the wife, then she was likely older than she said.

    • @LLC-zc7cp
      @LLC-zc7cp 17 дней назад

      It's entirely plausible the professor was simply married to a much younger woman

  • @annaantoinette
    @annaantoinette Год назад +834

    The Donation story really brought back my belief in humanity. the charity now passed 118,000 dollars!!! It's really awesome what people can do when they come together. They just posted an update a couple of days ago and i cried. keep donating guys!! its important work

    • @toxicginger9936
      @toxicginger9936 Год назад +40

      $152,000 now

    • @FredXWeasleyXForever
      @FredXWeasleyXForever Год назад

      ​@@toxicginger9936163,002 now!

    • @miumiumiaomi
      @miumiumiaomi Год назад +17

      It's keeping going! And many many mentioned Smosh video story 😊😊😊😊😊warm my heart

    • @hackbodies
      @hackbodies 11 месяцев назад +12

      It is really nice but on the other hand someone like Jeff Bezos could donate 100 times that and not notice
      Like if I were some multi billionaire, I'd just be cruising through gofundme and maxing out random people's requests for shits and giggles. I guess I wouldn't be rich for long

    • @sean_mccadden
      @sean_mccadden 11 месяцев назад +15

      173.5k now at the time of this comment! Absolutely beautiful story!

  • @frakfriki
    @frakfriki Год назад +610

    Shayne:"don't picture the balls"
    Arasha:"It's all I can see!!"

  • @Tanvee
    @Tanvee Год назад +517

    Please NEVER stop reddit stories. I always get so productive and do my chores while watching. It is just perfect and Shayne is the perfect reader!!!

    • @wakinlakin
      @wakinlakin Год назад +2

      Whaaa you watch smosh too? You always been a fan? Its dhanish btw.

    • @pedro_antuness22
      @pedro_antuness22 Год назад +2

      @@wakinlakin OMG DHANISH IM A BIG FAN, where have you been brotha wow. So long since last time

    • @jellynellye
      @jellynellye Год назад

      wtf is this thread

    • @chickenwithitsheadcutoff
      @chickenwithitsheadcutoff Год назад +1

      lol just finished cleaning my room to this video

    • @Jessythewasp
      @Jessythewasp Год назад +5

      Same! It's my "cooking dinner show" 😅

  • @bluexwings
    @bluexwings Год назад +202

    Mason's actions are all things that men do to pressure women into doing what they want. (asking in public, making a dramatic gesture, refusing to say no, being disproportionately upset when rejected) Hopefully he'll learn that it's not an okay thing to do, and adjust his approach when asking girls out.

    • @mattdoesntknowwhattodowith5760
      @mattdoesntknowwhattodowith5760 Год назад +4

      I mean I still feel bad for him, even if it was like that it wasn’t a conscious decision to manipulate her, he was just trying and put himself out there and when she didn’t reciprocate he was understandablely sad. I’ve never had the balls to ask anyone out so maybe it shouldn’t be a big deal but thinking of a kid doing it then yeah

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@mattdoesntknowwhattodowith5760It still wasn’t okay for him to do and kinda weird. I feel more bad for the girl who was put in a weird position

    • @mattdoesntknowwhattodowith5760
      @mattdoesntknowwhattodowith5760 11 месяцев назад +4

      I mean its still a kid so Its weird yeah but he's an awkward teen so its hard to villainise him for it .@@KingOfGaymes

    • @matt928
      @matt928 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@KingOfGaymesThe weird part is grown adults sharing their opinion over teenagers on the internet, buncha weirdos

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@matt928cope

  • @minirichman1
    @minirichman1 Год назад +814

    I need Reddit story theater. The Potato story NEEDS to be the first adaption. I can see Shane being the boyfriend, Noah the dad, and Amanda as the mom.

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Год назад +58

      Noah screaming at Shayne to get tf out of his house for not knowing what a potato is, is something I definitely need

    • @sideways5153
      @sideways5153 Год назад +36

      What? Your casting lacks imagination. Between those 3, Noah should be OP, Shayne should be the girlfriend, and Amanda should play the dad. Shayne dying of embarrassment while Amanda and Noah scream at each other about potatoes would be AMAZING

    • @itsdomtoo
      @itsdomtoo Год назад +14

      ⁠@@sideways5153i think Chanse being the dad would work out well as well, his comedic delivery is always amazing

    • @Dick_Dastardly4_7
      @Dick_Dastardly4_7 5 месяцев назад

      Potato guy’s king of all redditors

  • @lornazubek4677
    @lornazubek4677 Год назад +318

    As someone who’s had to go to a food bank I’m shocked that guy gets away with constantly going. At my local place, you have to show documentation a lot of the time to prove that you’re unemployed or low income, along with your license or other official documents for everyone in your household. Blows my mind. People like that make everything harder for people who need help.

    • @sarawawa8984
      @sarawawa8984 Год назад +18

      That’s what I was thinking. I volunteered at a food bank for a while and since we received food from golden harvest (federally funded) we had to keep track of people and schedule people’s appointments and had to keep up on files on each family. Like it was a lot. And I remember thinking how hard it is to be poor, but I guess that story helps explain why people had to jump through so many hoops to get food. It always frustrates me but then again, we always had food for the people who needed it and I don’t think many people were getting food or assistance who didn’t need it.

    • @itsmejahoo
      @itsmejahoo Год назад +10

      Yah that’s what I don’t understand either. I mean, anyone can go, they don’t judge you. You could have been laid off from your job, or just paid a massive vet bill… But there should be some sort of proof of income in any form. I’ve had to go a few times myself but I was on disability at the time. I saw people of all ages, people who legit looked very hard done by and then well dressed young students. So we can never know what someone is going through. But this man is an actual AH.

    • @Jigglypowerpuffgirl
      @Jigglypowerpuffgirl Год назад +4

      I just went to my local food bank for the first time today. They don’t check income, but there’s a sign with suggested income ranges for singles and families of various sizes. I’m within the income range for a single person and I still was careful to not take more than I need. Because I didn’t want to waste any food or take something from someone who needs it more. I also don’t eat much meat and no dairy so I didn’t need those items. Like the workers were like are you sure you don’t want more? This story makes me so mad.

    • @blaze048
      @blaze048 11 месяцев назад

      That gut was truly selfish

  • @sweetsynopsis28
    @sweetsynopsis28 Год назад +293

    3 weeks after this was posted I've looked at the gofundme and they now have raised over $140,000, with most of the donations being the originally intended amount of $150. Seeing a story showing how great humans can be when focused on a good cause together is truly amazing.

    • @lyadmilo
      @lyadmilo 10 месяцев назад +16

      I can't afford that much right now, but I chipped in a cheeky 15

    • @lizxu322
      @lizxu322 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@lyadmilothat's amazing still. What's the link?

  • @wwx-lwj-ai-ni
    @wwx-lwj-ai-ni Год назад +411

    I was the "hannah" in a less-cringey asking/coming out story. To be fair we were adults, not high schoolers. The "mason" was an old coworker that i got along with, he asked me out, I told him I only dated women, and he was chill about it. He's a comedian and he later asked if he could talk about it during a routine. The punchline was about how it was the first(only?) time he got rejected "for having too much d" which like, yeah he's not wrong lol 😂

  • @justherewatching30
    @justherewatching30 Год назад +844

    The husband from the 4th story is definitely trying to financially abuse his wife. She definitely needs to report him to the food banks!

    • @julianwelton
      @julianwelton Год назад +22

      100% if she doesn't want to leave him and he won't stop she should at least put a stop to it by reporting him.

    • @celo7carvalho
      @celo7carvalho Год назад +2

      It’s fake

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 Год назад +7

      My thought exactly, I'd be visiting the local food banks with a bunch of big glossy photos of my husband for them to keep on hand, and also posting to the facebook groups putting him on blast for being the reason all the food is gone.

    • @soulgazer11
      @soulgazer11 Год назад

      More like successfuly doing it

    • @MaximusChivus
      @MaximusChivus Год назад +4

      ​@@celo7carvalho Probably, but it's fun to suspend our disbelief and practice thinking about people's actions, their intentions, and what that means about them. Helps me think about my relationships with other people when it's this kind of format.

  • @poppykeezlee7281
    @poppykeezlee7281 Год назад +2608

    As a lesbian myself, the story of Hannah rejecting Mason is unfortunately among the best case scenarios when it comes to handling men who ask you out. There have been plenty of men who flirted with me who didn't back off when I told them I was gay, instead asking me "Well, have you ever been with a guy before? How would you know you're a lesbian if you've never even tried being with a guy?" It's utterly exhausting to deal with on a regular basis.

    • @simplytoldbyudea
      @simplytoldbyudea Год назад +149

      disgusting behavior i’m sorry that happened to you

    • @Dwight_
      @Dwight_ Год назад +7

      This is beside the point but isnt the word lesbian?

    • @litterbox2010
      @litterbox2010 Год назад

      @@Dwight_ lesbians are gay, too.

    • @saijawhite
      @saijawhite Год назад +48

      @@Dwight_ huh?

    • @rosierose8643
      @rosierose8643 Год назад +105

      I'm a lesbian, too! Even after coming out to them, I've had guys ask me out anyways because they thought I was joking about being a lesbian... Why in the fresh hell would I joke about that? If a guy asks me out now, I just lie and say I have a boyfriend. It's easier than dealing with the whole "Are you suuure you're a lesbian?" "I thought you were joking about being a lesbian." "I bet I can turn you straight." The more I deal with assholes like them, the more I'm grateful that I'm not interested in men at all.

  • @marsupialsofmars3886
    @marsupialsofmars3886 Год назад +173

    All arasha's expressions when she suddenly puts together where the story is going are so good

  • @Wreyn030
    @Wreyn030 11 месяцев назад +61

    Trust me if that guy made a big scene PUBLICLY asking her out WITHOUT even confessing to her first. After her friend LITERALLY said she was not interested, He deserves it. At best he wanted attention. At worst he was trying to pressure her into saying yes

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 месяца назад

      Never presume malice where stupidity will suffice
      He was a teenager in high school. I'm sure he was just an overly romantic self-unaware m'lady guy.

  • @zeedon
    @zeedon Год назад +467

    The food bank story is insane. “My mom stayed at home, and my dad did charity work.” How old is the money in that family? Damn. And her husband could be an Always Sunny character.

    • @mariahc1
      @mariahc1 Год назад +9

      sounds like frank.

  • @Sharauni
    @Sharauni Год назад +214

    The poor guy complimenting the girls skirt hit home for me, when my sister was 4 we were at the grocery store with our mom and there was a man standing at customer service right by the door. He had crutches and his pant leg was pinned up at his knee. My sister went up to him and just point blank asked where his leg was! Mom was mortified but luckily the guy had a good sense of humor and he told us that he'd been in a hurry that morning and forgot it at home XD

  • @plutopepsi578
    @plutopepsi578 Год назад +343

    The donation story is simultaneously so wholesome, funny, and anxiety inducing

  • @5210smile
    @5210smile Год назад +130

    Surprised no one considered the prof's wife planned to get caught. Possible the prof was in on it but had to change plans when he saw it was his student. Either way I have no doubt the wife wanted to get started before he got there and not hide/clean up when he came home because she wanted him to see exactly what he saw.

    • @hernameispekka_Rebecca
      @hernameispekka_Rebecca 7 месяцев назад +17

      Yeah, this is where I'm leaning too. Either she wanted him to walk in on them, or they both planned it. Considering the fairly calm reaction, I'm leaning towards both being in on it but didn't expect a student. Which... is stupid considering where they were living....

  • @misswilwarin8829
    @misswilwarin8829 Год назад +323

    damn, that accidental donation story got me crying forreal. stuff like this is what makes the internet great

  • @souleylove
    @souleylove Год назад +204

    Can we talk about the fact that this woman says her dad spent most of her life doing charity work yet she's married to a man who STEALS FROM THE POOR!!! How has she been okay with this until now? I realize she's tried to talk him out of it before, but she should be willing to divorce him by now. It takes an evil person to steal food right out under people who need it when you could afford all the food you want.

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 Год назад +6

      Yeah she should be catching a lot more heat imo

    • @N7C_25.0
      @N7C_25.0 Месяц назад

      He’s reverse Robin Hood

  • @manofthemist2714
    @manofthemist2714 Год назад +747

    The perfect cure for menstrual cramps, ignoring them by watching Shayne read stories, under a blanket and some fluffy pillows

  • @AyeItsMexX
    @AyeItsMexX 9 месяцев назад +21

    So far I’ve lived my entire life in poverty and low income. I had also picked up “don’t ask for help” mindset from my parents. When i became a 19 year old mom and discovered wic/food stamps, it changed my whole life. The local food bank had also donated thanksgiving meals to my child’s day care so we were able to have help with thanksgiving (it was the first turkey I ever made and LOVED it)

  • @19nmiller1
    @19nmiller1 Год назад +356

    1:03:20 as an amputee, can confirm that the majority of us have great senses of humor. I can almost guarantee we all have those cringe stories that we find hilarious but keeps the other person up at night. I was sitting down at work once and this guy came up to me and said "oh, what happened to your leg?" To which, still just making small talk, I responded "I had it amputated earlier this year." Ive never seen someone look so horrified so fast in their life. His eyes got super wide and he looked really pale. "I-I didn't realize you were missing a leg. I just thought you were wearing a knee brace and hurt your leg somehow..." I thought it was super funny so I laughed and told him the full story to try and make him feel better and assure him there were no hard feelings from me. He still seemed shaky and apologetic when he left though lol

    • @ysucae
      @ysucae Год назад +17

      love it. i think at this point you deserve to have fun with it

  • @writeonshell
    @writeonshell Год назад +163

    As an Australian, can confirm the first story makes so much sense. We don't have huntsmen visit every day where i live, but a few times a year they do appear. My worst story was one chilling between the halves of the towel on the rail. Jump out of the shower, wrapped the towel around me and it dropped to the ground. The HR form was definitely a piss take that I could see a number of former co-workers do.

    • @pedro_antuness22
      @pedro_antuness22 Год назад +8

      Ok but... what species are australians. HOW CAN U TELL THAT SO CALMLY. i would die if a gigantic spider went to my calves, even worst if it was in my balls.
      I know that they arent deadly. but they are hella scary

  • @Wonderland2097
    @Wonderland2097 Год назад +201

    The food bank one is so frustrating as there’s so many wealthy people who genuinely feel they’re entitled to donations like food bank supplies simply because someone else is getting it while completely ignore the circumstances to why that person needs to receive those donations.

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict Год назад

      They believe in equality not equity. I'm sure they were the same ones that got jealous of kids with learning disabilities getting extra time on tests too

  • @ahcouplesday
    @ahcouplesday Год назад +200

    That gofundme story made me tear up. Donated a bit, and as of writing this comment, they're past 100,000 dollars!

    • @Catherine4942
      @Catherine4942 Год назад +12

      They hit their goal from all the donations today!

    • @Andrew-kr3vd
      @Andrew-kr3vd Год назад +5

      I really hope a bunch of people saw this video and donated because of it

  • @JosefinaQB
    @JosefinaQB Год назад +388

    The wife wanted to get caught, there’s so many possible reasons behind why she did but I swear, she wanted to get caught

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud Год назад +41

      I think prof and wife were both in on it!

    • @JosefinaQB
      @JosefinaQB Год назад +55

      @@dissipatedcloud exactly like he wants to be cucked it’s just whoops! Not my student lol

    • @georgedoty-williams2085
      @georgedoty-williams2085 Год назад +1

      @@JosefinaQB Then why bring disciplinary action upon the student??

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud Год назад +91

      @georgedoty-williams2085 it wasn't disciplinary action on the student, prof was protecting himself from potential accusations of giving the student a bad grade on purpose.

    • @marcdavis4509
      @marcdavis4509 Год назад +7

      @@dissipatedcloud yeah that’s their kink for sure

  • @abbie_44
    @abbie_44 Год назад +325

    Please never stop making these, they are the highlight of my Saturday

  • @charlesvon155
    @charlesvon155 9 месяцев назад +63

    The charity is at $183,000! That’s so awesome! Especially compared to the original $15,000 they thought was donated! lol

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 26 дней назад +2

      220,500 now! Still growing!

  • @PredatoryCall
    @PredatoryCall Год назад +594

    For the story about Mason asking her out, I am pretty sure he cried because he's a teenager who had his whole class laugh at him. I mean, I agree he was being way too pushy and cringey asking her out after being warned by her friend he was not her type but I feel like I would probably cry if I (in a very weird way) asked someone out and had people laugh at me when it went "bad".
    I hope he has enough introspection to learn from this and hopefully he and her can talk it out so there isn't any weirdness eventually but yeah. I don't think it's the fact she was a lesbian but the fact that he did something, it blew up in his face, and people they knew laughed at him.

    • @viewbuster1979
      @viewbuster1979 Год назад +85

      Agreed. He shouldn't have blamed the OP for not outing her friend, but in every other way my heart goes out to this kid.

    • @kurtholus
      @kurtholus Год назад +10

      Hi Mason

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Год назад +29

      In 10 years, if he's doing well for himself and everyoen around him, he'll be telling his embarrassing story with a laugh!

    • @JayC1719
      @JayC1719 Год назад +32

      Can't be on 1 knee asking out someone you don't really know in front of everyone. Masons gotta be smarter than that

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 Год назад

      Mason sounds like an asshole, I think he was trying to pressure her into not saying no out of politeness. And not taking no for an answer? Huge red flag.

  • @alisaishere
    @alisaishere Год назад +119

    Going to the gofundme and seeing how many donations were received after this video posted makes my heart so happy. Smosh, you've created such a wholesome community.

    • @evelyns5258
      @evelyns5258 Год назад +2

      Even though he made a mistake, him sharing it has created more of an impact than him alone could ever do as an individual. Wow.

  • @ThatsSoZo
    @ThatsSoZo Год назад +311

    As an Aussie, I just wanted to say how impressed I was with Shayne’s perfect pronunciation of “Melbourne” 👏🏻

    • @elmatilda
      @elmatilda Год назад +27

      I was so happy I had to pause and replay!! I was at one of the shows smosh did in Australia and the crowd all told the cast how to pronounce Melbourne properly 😂 glad it stuck!

    • @AussyAngelx
      @AussyAngelx Год назад +13

      I was also impressed by his Aussie pronunciations!

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 6 месяцев назад +3

      Unpopular opinion but in an American accent it sounds correct to say mel-brn with a short r sound rather than mel-bən. I say mel-bən as a melburnian because my accent drops R's, but in a rhotic accent like Shayne's it sounds off to not pronounce the R. That would be the most apt translation from an Aussie accent to Shayne's accent.
      Of course it would be much worse to say mel-BURRN with an elongated vowel sound but whatever

  • @ettinakitten5047
    @ettinakitten5047 9 месяцев назад +54

    Food bank story: OP should send a picture of her husband to the food bank along with an explanation of what he's doing. The food bank probably keeps a file of people to not give food to. Like, the local SPCA has a picture of this one guy I know who's a cat hoarder and has been banned from ever owning cats, accompanied by a clear message to never give that guy a cat. I'm sure the food bank has something similar, or they should.

  • @violetmaritime
    @violetmaritime Год назад +127

    i can’t donate but seeing all the donations in the past 3hrs with notes attached thanking smosh and michael warms my heart

  • @bella-ms
    @bella-ms Год назад +535

    I actually feel extremely sorry for the man who encountered that spider... just looked them up and they are efing huge. Praying he has some mental help with that :(

    • @shannontc
      @shannontc Год назад +2

      😂😂

    • @unknown_mentalweirdo7442
      @unknown_mentalweirdo7442 Год назад +67

      i can't tell if your being sarcastic, but i really do feel bad for him as well. i have a serious fear of spiders. i'd probably end up passing out on the toilet if that ever happened to me lmao.

    • @bella-ms
      @bella-ms Год назад +25

      @@unknown_mentalweirdo7442 omg, no I was being sincere

    • @yeekski
      @yeekski Год назад +12

      ​@@bella-msnah he's australian, he'll be right

    • @AngryBudgieNoises
      @AngryBudgieNoises Год назад +11

      Yeah but they’re pretty harmless. Only females during mating season can bite (still rare though). It irritates me when people kill them unnecessarily (in this case totally understandable as he was in shock etc). Their feet face forward and they move fast which freaks people out but they keep cockroaches at bay among other household pests. Mind, this person sounds like they’re from the city, anyone from the bush has it engrained into them to check the toilet because all sorts of creatures visit (spiders, snakes toads and frogs) lol. You only have to get slapped on the bum by a Green Tree Frog to learn your lesson once.

  • @roamingjay7110
    @roamingjay7110 Год назад +115

    A note about the food bank story: her husband is such a $@*#! My brother and I are poor. We work weird and highly stressful hours at a warehouse, and we still struggle to pay our rent and bills from month to month. A huge part of our ability to survive is being able to go to our local food bank for things that we can’t afford to buy, like fresh meat and vegetables. The fact that this guy goes out of his way to steal food from people like us or even less fortunate is just beyond deplorable!

  • @killtheheartx9144
    @killtheheartx9144 4 месяца назад +12

    Me and my husband were at the grocery store in the Frozen aisle, when he said "it's so cold my arms are gonna fall off." Right as he ended that sentence, a lady with BOTH arms half gone comes around the corner, lifts up her stumps, and says "REALLY??" (She said in good fun because we all died laughing with that impeccable timing)

  • @rochellebanks6651
    @rochellebanks6651 Год назад +804

    Sorry, that high school boy needed that reality check. Why did it take her being a lesbian for you to leave her alone when her friend clearly stated that she wouldn’t be interested?

    • @brennenjoyce602
      @brennenjoyce602 Год назад +3

      If someone told you vaguely to stop doing something would you even tho didn’t know what you were doing?

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer Год назад +116

      @@brennenjoyce602
      that was barely English, but yeah, if someone asked me to stop doing something that was making them uncomfortable, I would stop, because I'm a normal human being with a basic level of empathy

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples Год назад +98

      @@brennenjoyce602 *ALWAYS TAKE A GIRL’S FRIEND’S WORD.* _They know her way better than you do._ *Take the hint. It will spare you the embarrassment.*

    • @loganyou7512
      @loganyou7512 Год назад +5

      will say although her friend said it not her thing to tell, it sorta seemed like the entire class was aware of it and treated him like he should have known which is unfair to him.

    • @tyriaxepheles7996
      @tyriaxepheles7996 Год назад +61

      ​​@@brennenjoyce602 not only did the lesbian girl's friend tell him he's NOT HER TYPE (i.e. he doesn't have a chance) but when she told him no personally he still pushed her. He needs to learn no means no

  • @vlahakisnick
    @vlahakisnick Год назад +902

    Now I need a "Reddit Story" Epsiode where they are all wholesome stories, but the two guests are Kimmy and Ian. Kimmy because she would be emotional and Ian because he would find a way to "Ian" the story.

  • @Heather_Duke
    @Heather_Duke Год назад +214

    The skirt story is funny because the poster was just so adorably clueless. Just like, "oh! that's neat that the skirt has pockets. The women in my life have mentioned the lack of them." I'm glad that the girl took it so well.

    • @vincenzoditrolio6985
      @vincenzoditrolio6985 Год назад +7

      The only thing you can generalize about women is that they want more pockets.

  • @arifoucek
    @arifoucek 7 месяцев назад +17

    As of today (Feb 9 2024), the GoFundMe is at $190k, and all but two of the fifteen most recent donations mention Smosh and/or Michael. Just a heart-warming and awe-inspiring story of strangers coming together to help each other. Proud to be a part of it.

  • @kc9218
    @kc9218 Год назад +158

    I'm fairly certain Mason cried because of embarrassment from the whole situation, not because of the rejection itself.

    • @availanila
      @availanila Год назад +2

      Yeah, even if pushy with this girl he was still a little kid. 😢😢

    • @damiang1442
      @damiang1442 Год назад

      At least he tried, instead of giving up after hearing the opinion of a third party.

    • @Cashhhhew
      @Cashhhhew Год назад +29

      @@availanila a little kid? Lol. Teenagers are fully capable of understanding that no means no.

    • @emal6619
      @emal6619 Год назад

      ​@@Cashhhhewwhat if he had autism... I can't help but think he might be neurodivergent, which would explain a lot.

    • @cassandracarlton400
      @cassandracarlton400 Год назад +14

      @@emal6619 Autistic people still can and do understand. They shouldn’t be treated like little kids, it’s demeaning.

  • @kun9fufu
    @kun9fufu Год назад +171

    As an Australian who lives in the suburbs not too far from the city, I had a huntsman fall onto my shoulder the other day while taking out the garbage. Fell onto my shoulder and jumped straight into the empty bin as I was walking under a tree in the backyard. Our outdoor camera caught me throwing the bin and running off screaming inside. As an Australian, I showed everyone that video 😅

    • @lizxu322
      @lizxu322 8 месяцев назад +2

      Lol our Queenslander is overrun by huntsmen. I've been feeding them cockroaches. Best friends ever.

    • @squirrelbugg99
      @squirrelbugg99 8 месяцев назад +5

      The spider was being nice and throwing himself out!! What a gentleman.

    • @jennatandy6272
      @jennatandy6272 3 месяца назад +1

      He was just using you as a jumping off point, no harm done lol

  • @no1legobatmanfan
    @no1legobatmanfan Год назад +1008

    The friend of the lesbian girl is 100% not in the wrong. As a trans person I would never want someone else to tell that to someone, because it IS a big safety concern (i’ve been threatened in middle school for it). Never tell someone else about another persons identity unless you have direct confirmation that you are allowed to. also, the freind did the best she could, she said “you’re not her type” which is the best way to handle it. it’s not like she said “yeah, go for it!”

    • @JamesJones-ts5fl
      @JamesJones-ts5fl Год назад +57

      Seconded 1000%

    • @Berryations
      @Berryations Год назад +2

      I hope you’re working through this

    • @tioraidh-tux
      @tioraidh-tux Год назад +46

      one hundred percent. i’m trans too and got outed but i was pretty lucky. a girl approached me in a bathroom and asked if that was true (told her no) and that was it.
      also i hate hearing my name in these stories lol

    • @JPGameStuffs
      @JPGameStuffs Год назад +70

      She's definitely not in the wrong. She gave him a really big hint. I mean, "You're not her type" is much different than "She's not interested". He wasn't reading the room. Also with getting down on one knee to ask someone out, no need for all that. It only brings unwanted attention in a situation where you could be rejected and noticed.

    • @FanFicnic
      @FanFicnic Год назад +33

      I totally agree. She did the right thing and was very thoughtful to do so. It’s not her fault he can’t take no for an answer.

  • @teenat511
    @teenat511 11 месяцев назад +66

    Shayne almost crying is absolutely wholesome. I fucking love this channel.

  • @Xidipsum
    @Xidipsum Год назад +1202

    Some of my favorite responses to "I'm a lesbian" thus far have been:
    "That kind of hurts my feelings"
    and
    "Yeah, well.... I like girls too"

    • @froggymug7157
      @froggymug7157 Год назад +135

      "I like girls, too" Nahhhh 🤣 I... they had the spirit, I'll give them that.

    • @wallywest2360
      @wallywest2360 Год назад +11

      I fall back on "oh yeah? Well I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body".
      Works even better now, lol.

    • @hatsunehatsunemikumikumiku
      @hatsunehatsunemikumikumiku Год назад +195

      @@wallywest2360your comment was more embarrassing than the entire video

    • @baileyspeltbeefy1768
      @baileyspeltbeefy1768 Год назад +113

      @@wallywest2360 that’s so gross…

    • @Toyon95
      @Toyon95 Год назад +55

      "How much lesbian?" Is one I got LOL.

  • @marissaliley3919
    @marissaliley3919 Год назад +89

    Something to consider.... the student said he "cuckold" his professor. Maybe it was a setup that he was supposed to see and the student was unaware. This would explain why the wife did not tell him to hide. And the only reason the professor got mad is because the guest star was an unexpected student THAT HE ALREADY DID NOT LIKE

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 10 месяцев назад

      Why would she lie about her (presumable age and) marital status though if that was the case? Surely you'd disclose "I'm married and my husband gets off on seeing other men rail me"

    • @marissaliley3919
      @marissaliley3919 10 месяцев назад +12

      @justaperson4656 maybe the specific scenario she wanted was an affair "surprise". And the best way to get a natural reaction out of your guest star is to make him unaware he's "acting"

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@marissaliley3919 I don't know, that just doesn't track for me. Always a possibility I guess

    • @marissaliley3919
      @marissaliley3919 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@justaperson4656 I've literally seen swinger couples go out and act like they aren't a couple to get someone to go home with. It tracks 🤣🤣

  • @Freyalise50
    @Freyalise50 Год назад +283

    Mason got laughed at because it was perfect comedy. He went over the top and got the "you know I'm Lesbian, right?" Its a textbook joke set up.

    • @spaghetti1641
      @spaghetti1641 Год назад +29

      He got laughed at because he knew so little about her that he didn't know she was gay. Get to know people BEFORE asking them out.

    • @outtaspace1566
      @outtaspace1566 Год назад +4

      He probably busy daydreaming the movie date to even notice she’s gay. Lol

    • @Jaaaak
      @Jaaaak Год назад +1

      ​@@spaghetti1641he's 16 man. It was probably his first time doing it and he thought she was pretty. Why are we getting so riled up about a 16 year old in this comment section

    • @clumsyninja925
      @clumsyninja925 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Jaaaak no one's riled up they're giving very sound advice.

  • @awildmoosey507
    @awildmoosey507 Год назад +12

    49:00 as of August 2023, this fundraiser is at $146,000 USD and growing, and they have officially become a nonprofit to bring food security to Bangladesh ❤

  • @danipaige316
    @danipaige316 Год назад +217

    Lesbian smosh fan here 👋 I think I can speak for quite a few of us when I say that "you know I'm a lesbian, right?" is a line we've all had to use at some point

  • @patrickfreeman8257
    @patrickfreeman8257 Год назад +74

    "She said no. It's a full sentence".
    Bam! couldn't put it any better than that.

  • @jordanghost4559
    @jordanghost4559 Год назад +162

    I really admire Shayne's mindfulness. He has the charisma and the knowledge to inspire others. A part time job as a psychological support person would really be rewarding for him imo.

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer 7 месяцев назад

      Designated Smosh Therapist

  • @jacob9919
    @jacob9919 Год назад +22

    “I’m shopping in the bathroom” is the most relatable thing. I’m comparing toilet lids, cleanliness of water and bowl for splash-back purposes. I’m freaking inspector gadget over here 🕵🏻‍♂️

  • @hidad.itsecho
    @hidad.itsecho Год назад +277

    The wife KNEW it was probably her husband and yet she didn't panic.. Exactly. Isn't that something someone might want to walk in on if, as partners, you agree to to cuckold? But then he walks in and it's his STUDENT. Fantasy ruined 😂

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 Год назад +23

      The story wasn’t real so obviously he missed details. Some revenge fantasy on a professor he hates lol

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel Год назад +1

      @@CorporalGrievous93huh? How do u know?

  • @TheThinker2478
    @TheThinker2478 Год назад +165

    For the person who was an amputee, I can’t imagine that she hasn’t heard so many other comments that are crazier and more insulting. Thinking that her hand was in her pocket is not harmful, it’s just damn funny.

  • @Sabrinawitchi3poo
    @Sabrinawitchi3poo Год назад +150

    As an Aussie, I just want to shout out Shayne actually pronouncing Melbourne correctly at the end of the first story ❤

    • @lorinfranzi7894
      @lorinfranzi7894 Год назад +4

      Melb’n

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer 7 месяцев назад +1

      TIL how to correctly pronounce "Melbourne"

  • @gothic_ace2037
    @gothic_ace2037 11 месяцев назад +35

    i wont lie, the story about the guy accidentally donating 15 grand had me tearing up cause i could legit FEEL the guilt this guy was feeling as he looked through all the pictures of the people thanking him... if it was me i probably would have felt so guilty about it id have let myself stay in debt just so they didnt feel bad about the money getting taken back XD

  • @eevesjunkyard
    @eevesjunkyard Год назад +72

    What boggles my mind for the food bank guy, both he and his wife grew up fairly wealthy. She had it easier than he did by how she described how they grew up and yet she has more empathy in her pinky than that man has ever had for anyone in his entire life!! She doesn’t even have any first hand knowledge of what it means to struggle financially and yet she was advocating so much for other people who do have to struggle. It amazes me how none of her empathy rubbed off on him even slightly in the 17 years they were together!

    • @spencedbuddy6343
      @spencedbuddy6343 Год назад +3

      Lol calm down she said he was wrong then took a vacation. She didn't even call the food banks. She has performative empathy. She's not actually doing anything to stop him. And in staying with him and refusing to leave him she is enabling him.

    • @HELLO-mx6pt
      @HELLO-mx6pt Год назад +2

      ​@@spencedbuddy6343exactly. She could very well send an anonymous email showing that the guy has money, she just didn't want to do it. While what he is doing is rather awful, and I honestly feel like it's one of the most awful things someone can do, defending her so hard ain't it either.

    • @eevesjunkyard
      @eevesjunkyard Год назад

      @@HELLO-mx6ptnot defending her in the slightest and she absolutely should be doing more than she is to stop him. His behavior is disgusting and she needs to take action. I was pointing out that being they both grew up wealthy the fact she has that much empathy from the get go and he didn’t get any of it rubbed off on him is astonishing to me. Most often, people who grow up wealthy couldn’t care less that the food from the food bank is taking away from others and affecting those less fortunate, they usually would care more it isn’t from their posh upscale stores and isn’t as good of quality. I was the most focused on the lack of empathy he has and didn’t even think to comment that she is also in the wrong. I’ll edit it later to reflect that she is in no way absolved of responsibility here.

    • @HELLO-mx6pt
      @HELLO-mx6pt Год назад +1

      @@eevesjunkyard of course. I wasn't exactly reflecting on your own comment, but more on the overall narrative that a lot of comments (and even the smosh gang) built based on the information.
      While I do agree that most wealthy people probably aren't like that, there's a bit of a difference that I think it's important. He was probably a second or first generation in his family's wealth, which would mean that, while growing up, there was a bigger fear factor of losing the money they had (either through personal experience or fear inflicted by his parents). She is probably old money, being able to have a father that only does charity as work, so it reflects on how her world view is more in touch with the short comings on society.
      The problem with the second kind of people is that there's a sense of superiority when it comes to social matter, kinda the rich versus really rich videos that were popular some years back. They don't like taking action tho, and fall over donations and the sort to justify they lack of awareness or misguided decisions they take.
      This last few paragraphs don't necessarily depict the stories of the people that participated in the reddit interaction, but is more of a comment on how the mentalities of different people with different wealth backgrounds might react to this sort of situations.
      Either way, nice talking with you. Let me know if you want to keep talking about this since I find posts like those super interesting.

  • @MorganAndersonMiller
    @MorganAndersonMiller Год назад +746

    Grabs your blankets and popcorn, It’s time for daddy Shane to tell us a story! 😊

    • @greeniemoth
      @greeniemoth Год назад +6

      yeeess

    • @ShelbyZealand
      @ShelbyZealand Год назад +24

      Looking extra swole, too. 😄

    • @emilydimeler5426
      @emilydimeler5426 Год назад +10

      He just needs his JUUUIIICE

    • @sapnu-puaS69
      @sapnu-puaS69 Год назад +2

      Yes, papa! Cuddly papa!
      (This sounds a lot weirder written out since you can't hear the silly voice I'm using)

    • @chocmilkshake24
      @chocmilkshake24 Год назад

      He truly is a daddy

  • @kyleedavids7620
    @kyleedavids7620 Год назад +52

    Just saw that someone made a $5000 donation on the go fund me around the same time this video was posted and I like to think that the two are related. Thank you smash for spreading the word and helping support a good cause. This is why I love you guys so much, keep being awesome

  • @kitsch_kai
    @kitsch_kai 7 месяцев назад +11

    "I took a vacation from my husband"
    I don't know how food banks work in the U.S. but judging by this story it seems like a messed system.
    Here in Brazil, there's something similar called "cesta básica", it's basically a pack of essentials, not only food but also soap, toilet paper, toothbrushes, and so on. They are pre-made, so you can't take excessively. You can get one per ID, and you also need to provide some personal information so they can check on your financial situation. It's a lot more work, but seeing situations like this really makes you understand why it's necessary.

  • @blakemason3902
    @blakemason3902 Год назад +198

    I have an awesome story with a lesbian. I was hanging out by the lake during a music festival. I saw a beautiful girl and some other guys playing hackey sack and I knew my way around the ol sack so I asked if I could join and I chatted her up and took my shot asked her out. She said sorry I'm a lesbian and I said " oh cool, wanna be friends still? And she said yeah. And it was the start of a really wonderful and rare friendship that was so open and honest and I think it's because it started with that interaction and it set the tone as accepting and kind. That's how we both try to be in life, unfortunately I've lost touch with that friendship but I think we could rekindle it anytime that connection was always effortless as friends.

    • @eevat9280
      @eevat9280 Год назад +37

      This sounds like an amazing friendship. I'm a lesbian and one time a guy asked me out and after I told him I'm gay but we could be friends if he still wanted to hang out, he accepted. We ended up playing DnD together with some other friends, we no longer really hang out but he was a great friend and I cherish the times we had! I'm glad you didn't feel awkward about the initial meeting and ended up having a great friendship with her.

    • @ysucae
      @ysucae Год назад +12

      write to your friends! just tell them you think about them. it doesn't matter if it leads to nothing or if it has been a long time. it's time. ♡♡♡

    • @Cashhhhew
      @Cashhhhew Год назад +7

      Reach out and tell her you’re were reminded of that today (: I always love hearing from friends that drifted away years ago. I’ve rekindled a great friendship that way!

  • @thatdiamondofhope
    @thatdiamondofhope Год назад +29

    The 15k story donation story is such a blessing. He seriously helped out so many families. I just checked the link and they're almost at their goal. It's truely amazing

  • @AzureJoems
    @AzureJoems Год назад +59

    The donation story had to most impact. Holy shit! I could only imagine what the emotions this person went through from finding out that he donated 15000+k, seeing the gratitude from the people they helped and how they were trying to get the entire money refunded. Omg. Bless this person's soul

  • @juliepigeon9687
    @juliepigeon9687 Год назад +25

    I literally GASPED at the professor reveal!! I love this Smosh series.

  • @jaycarp6474
    @jaycarp6474 Год назад +120

    I'm surprised it didn't occur to them that the Prof's wife was lying about her age on tinder

    • @shinobu-39
      @shinobu-39 Год назад +10

      My first thought was that she might have actually been a minor which would explain the prof freaking out.
      Something about that story still makes me feel like it might be fake though.

    • @ne2604
      @ne2604 Год назад +15

      @@shinobu-39omeone mentioned in the comment replies that it was revealed to be fake due to the inconsistencies in his storiey and the lack of ancient literature classes in the u.s universities (majority of them are ivy leagues)