You know he really looked cozy there in the embrace on the floor... probably a bit more than just a but repressed on his sexuality. Definitely insecure about his masculinity.
I heard if you say “full Nelson” three times in the mirror, Christian will pop up behind you drunk and crying about how he was never in a full Nelson 🤣😂
Yeah he reminded me of Dexter with his one murder victim when she kept mentioning r@pe and he said “what is it with you and r@pe?” It was really similar. Sadly the difference is that Dexter then removed a POS from society and this poor cop isn’t allowed so people still have to suffer with that drain on society.
He handled it WAY better than I would have been able to! I will say that the man child was right about one thing...as of 2023, nobody behaves like adults anymore!
This whole arrest was an SNL skit. Between “No full Nelson” “ I’m dead weight” “ I can feel my pants I didn’t poop myself” “ God bless it dude” the “ I can hear them laughing !” And the fake dead routines… I was rolling
@@ZDson3112never heard this from any Cops saying this to arresting people but loved this what he was saying to Christian better then cursing him to stop it!
I'm assuming part of the reason he's so chill is because (again - assuming) he's using a level 3 holster, the guy probably *couldn't* take his gun out of it if he tried.
Guys, guys, I need you to pay attention! There was NEVER a full nelson. Did he cry like a baby? YES! Did he poop his pants? ALMOST CERTAINLY. But there was NEVER a full nelson!
It's alcohol, they talked about everything he did do and when his pride and ego was hurt by perhaps, being subdued via a nelson😂 only then was it a problem! I used to be an alcoholic this is litterally the bullshit it'll make ya believe😂
The sigh of the cop when he says he’s gonna punch him in the balls and grab his gun bc he knows he’s just talking drunk shit but now he has to take it seriously LMFAO
I'm stealing that. I'm gonna try real hard to watch my mouth and just say, "God bless it!" ... I've already been trying to "cheese and rice" everything 🤬. Got that 🚽 mouth.
This LEO is exactly what we need in cases like this - he was so calm and did everything possible to try and not escalate the situation. Very respectful, kind, and professional.
@@MamaKalash no that’s pure mentalness untreated since we don’t have asylums anymore these people walk around freely lol narcissist are a little slicker than this guy lol
I love his brother just giving him that final piece of advice because he knows what’s about to go down “that’s a SHERIFF you’re talking to, I’m NOT helping you out of this!”
If I end up half hog-tied, face down on a stretcher after shitting my pants… I’ll know I’ve made a wrong turn somewhere. Life absolutely has this guy in a Full Nelson 😂
possibly the funniest arrest ive ever seen. 1. He's cradled up with the manager crying 2. Gets defensive because the manager said he put him in a full nelson 3. He gets defensive when the cop said he pooped his pants LOL
That “Full Nelson” comment really lit him up again! 😂 The guy explaining what happened is a legend for throwing that in! Probably snickered a bit himself.
Had me in tears when they cut the video from him inside going crazy to cutting to the outside where he’s a statue all bent up with one leg in the air on the stretcher 😂
@@Pedroson001if you knew you were being recorded and your tape will be out there for billions to see, I think that’ll put a little patience in you eventually..
The officer is nothing short of what it means to be in law enforcement. Has to be the most professional officer in trying to descalate the situation and everything. Kudos to you sir!
I laughed so hard when the officers are trying to get him into the car and one of the officers said, "Just keep pushing" and Christian says, "That's what she said!" 😆
This video is public... everyone is watching him. Everyone around the world. Even me. Living in a small GERMAN village. The whole world with some free uncensored internet watches him acting up.
That is one of the most polite mannered Cops I've ever seen, The world needs more cops like this guy, he doesn't even want to swear "God bless it" 😂 Funny, but I like this guy.
He claims to be 23 but he looks to be more like 43. Either way he was making it worse for himself because if he wasn't an adult, then he'd get another charge of underage drinking!!!
@@TommyCollier that's why I said if it was a challenge of a duel. If both parties know it's a challenge then it's the others right to try lol played too much Red Dead 2.
That officer did an outstanding job! He showed no ego, remained patient, and even listened attentively to a man's drunken ramblings so not to escalate.
"Man Plays Dead to Avoid Arrest"? I'm not sure he thought that out. Even if he WAS dead, did he think they would just leave him there? He's STILL going to get carted off.
I disagree with you. I think it was a well-thought out plan that only a true genius would come up with. And he'd only have to do it for an eternity, til the end of time. Duh!
And how many dead people do you see get put in handcuff and arrested? Exactly. It was a genius plan. Much easier to escape from a morgue than a guarded prison.
Okay, I don't usually do this, but I'm a little in love with this sheriff! Amazing voice, handled it like a trooper; "what's with you and balls?" but I do have to give Christian props for the sudden and hilarious "that's what she said" when he'd been nothing but obnoxious otherwise. If the officer ever sees these comments, you have a fan in the UK!
I agree this one was pretty funny, and him saying that caught me off guard a lil. I'm totally going to watch this again, the cop was so hilariously chill.
@@vivianaatxxx512 Lighten up and learn not to take life so hard! A sense of humour really helps you get through dark times, and if you can't take joy in the little things, you'll find life a hard old chore.
Certified legend. That cop has restored my hope for humanity. After dealing with all of that, when the cop has finally had enough and loses his cool, his natural reaction is to say "God bless it!" Lol I love him. Give this man some spotlight. Theres not enough people in the world like him. Cool calm always in control of this situation but when he's had enough he lets off some steam by saying God bless it
What an overgrown baby! When the cop gets there, he's being hugged and comforted by the manager, then he threatens the cop, pretends to be dead, and he doesn't spend one day in jail? I do hope the absolute embarrassment of everyone seeing this horrible, childish behavior is enough punishment for this guy. DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR!
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I love that the manager just hugged the guy until the cops showed up.
(Seems like a pretty good manager.)
Look closer, he has him by the ear.
13:07 it’s sit not shut, minor subtitle correction
@@NitroBoarder17😂
But it wasn’t a “full nelson!” 😂
It was a Willie Nelson
"what is up with you and balls" dude was really locked in on that cops balls😂
I screamed 😂😂
Lmfaooo
You know he really looked cozy there in the embrace on the floor... probably a bit more than just a but repressed on his sexuality. Definitely insecure about his masculinity.
Gay??
“Just keep pushing.” “Oh,that’s what she said”. That made me laugh 😂😂😂
Whenever he pretends to be knocked out, just whisper "I heard they put you in a FULL NELSON" 😂
😂
😂
😆
😂
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100% dude had him in a full Nelson
Bro u better be careful talking like that
Don't let Christian hear you say that...
I heard if you say “full Nelson” three times in the mirror, Christian will pop up behind you drunk and crying about how he was never in a full Nelson 🤣😂
He's uncomfortable with the fact a gay dude had him in a full Nelson. 😂
@@nateavery2875 He was never in a full nelson...
"I was never in a full Nelson" coming from the dude who was just laying on the floor weeping on another man's shoulder is wild.
He wasn't, you do understand it was a half nelson right?
@@doyouevendab77a fourth nelson
😫😫😫
Being hugged by the same guy who put him in said “full Nelson” 😬🤣
I cannot stop laughing this man's focus on not EVER being in a FULL NELSON is comedy gold
it's like a I Think You Should Leave bit
@@KroghBoy16 that is EXACTLY what i thought of! classic tim robinson humor 😆😆
@@KroghBoy16 I hope we get a skit like that one day LOL
I came here to laugh about the originals statement, but there were so many funny comments
it was only three quarters of a nelson!
I hate when assholes say they put me in a full Nelson when they clearly didn’t.
I am crying laughing 😂 and
God damn liars!!! I can’t stand it
That full Nelson was a serious subject for him.
He has to protect his manhood. Clearly he has an issue with his gender seeing how he attacks trans people as well.
Are you also claiming to not remember anything else around the situation? Cuz that adds to the validity of what your saying
The cop dryly asking "what is up with you and balls?" is the funniest thing I've heard all week.
Yeah he reminded me of Dexter with his one murder victim when she kept mentioning r@pe and he said “what is it with you and r@pe?” It was really similar. Sadly the difference is that Dexter then removed a POS from society and this poor cop isn’t allowed so people still have to suffer with that drain on society.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great one but a few seconds later the "that's what she said" at 10:40 beats it imo
This cop genuinely seems like a good, kind man. He had a very calm demeanor through the whole interaction.
He handled it WAY better than I would have been able to! I will say that the man child was right about one thing...as of 2023, nobody behaves like adults anymore!
Exactly! Completely unintimidated. It was almost hilarious how calm the cop was. Brilliant job.
this gotta be one of those wealthy communities where the worst they deal with is teenagers skateboarding
@@jabh7250was just the confidence behind “I’m gonna hit you in the jaw” “yeah…. No you’re not”
@@jenbervis4352 Hahaha! Precisely!
So you can get hammered drunk ,assault people in a bar,fight and threaten the cops and all it cost is $136.00.
Damn,that’s not a bad deal.
Absolute bargain 😂
And on the internet for eternity.
All you need now is a Holiday Inn
If you’re white yeah
Our justice system
Is a joke
Manager “He slammed his head on the wall”
Cop “any damage to the wall”
😂🤣😆
Lmao 😂😂
😂😂🤣
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 I never laughed so hard watching a police cam!! The personality of the officer with this guy 🤣😀 there all laughing at me!!!!! I lost it.
@@sherribrown294that cop is a dry one alright. No point taking offence when the drunk and disorderly is this wasted.
1) he definitely pooped his pants
2) he was most definitely put in a full Nelson
@@jamessmith4455 Well he wasn't in full Nelson at the beginning of this video.
@@jere.nurkka And? You must be really fun at parties.
I think you are the one that isn't. It was only a joke.
@@jere.nurkka Terrible joke lmfao
No doubt
This whole arrest was an SNL skit.
Between “No full Nelson” “ I’m dead weight” “ I can feel my pants I didn’t poop myself” “ God bless it dude” the “ I can hear them laughing !” And the fake dead routines… I was rolling
That is the chilliest officer ever. (Suspect) "Than I could grab your gun" (officer) "You could but I would not advise that."
And him saying "God bless it stop hitting your head"
@@ZDson3112never heard this from any Cops saying this to arresting people but loved this what he was saying to Christian better then cursing him to stop it!
@@ZDson3112 If hank Hill was a cop
I'm assuming part of the reason he's so chill is because (again - assuming) he's using a level 3 holster, the guy probably *couldn't* take his gun out of it if he tried.
@@DrymarchonShaunall cops have level 3 holsters from what I know. I'm pretty sure it's a requirement for most police departments.
“NOBODY EVER PUT ME IN A FULL NELSON!!!”
Apparently that is the most important subject in this situation. 🤣😂
He wanted to put the focus on the really important part 😂
thems fightin words
all of these perps always cling onto one fucking thing at the beginning of the incidents and then keep saying it...
@@IndianaIsntReal Indiana is real, I live there.
@@operator_alpha644stop with this Indiana propaganda of yours
Guys, guys, I need you to pay attention! There was NEVER a full nelson. Did he cry like a baby? YES! Did he poop his pants? ALMOST CERTAINLY. But there was NEVER a full nelson!
😂 I can sleep well tonight now knowing this!!
Hell, you couldn't even call that a half nelson, 40% at the most. I got his back
W comment 😂😂🙏🏼
But are you assuming what Nelson’s gender is? It’s 2024 bro, you can’t assume Nelson’s identity!
Nelson's pronouns are half / full@@Wanttofanta
I wonder what core memory led to this man forever being traumatized by the idea of ever being put in a full Nelson lmao
It's alcohol, they talked about everything he did do and when his pride and ego was hurt by perhaps, being subdued via a nelson😂 only then was it a problem! I used to be an alcoholic this is litterally the bullshit it'll make ya believe😂
@@PetesnickersI never met any living person who “used” to be an alcoholic… just alcoholics in recovery ❤️🩹
His big sister had him locked in a full nelson when he was a kid.
“This mf is a f***ing liar…he never had me in a full Nelson” 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s his concern 😬 😂😂😂
you know dang well it was just a half Nelson! lmao
🤣🤣
@@trwork89 3/4 nelson at best!
😂😂😂😂
@@robertschmitt3356wasn’t a Nelson at all !
And he shit himself. What a class act.
And now he gets to sit in it.
@@Mermare Such a satisfying thought 🤭
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No, he identifies as an innocent 23 year old who did not shit his pants and most definitely was NOT in a full Nelson at any point.
“I want your gun.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ what’s up with you and balls?” That is solid low key burn, sir.
It sounded like a serious question, like he was genuinely curious 😂
I was screaming when he came back with that
I love that cop the way he phrases his questions. Is there any damage to the wall? What’s with you and balls? He’s so cool and calm.
The sigh of the cop when he says he’s gonna punch him in the balls and grab his gun bc he knows he’s just talking drunk shit but now he has to take it seriously LMFAO
More paperwork. 🙄🤦🏼♀️
*pretends to be dead* - "I'm dead weight". Thanks, my man, for that clarification.
On all of society, dude.
He identifies as a 23 year old...which is an adult.
Yeah but he is an innocent 23 year old lol
He acts like a 2.3 year old! 🤣🤣🤣
Are you assuming his age?????!!!!!
People really shouldn't drink and cop 😆
@@ambiebambiboo 🙋🏾♂️ I'm assuming his behavior's age!!! 🤣🤣🤣
“God bless it dude” made me lol at work. These crazies walk amongst all day!
"god bless it, dude!" i love this guy so much. you can tell he's just the nicest person, so polite lmao
I'm stealing that. I'm gonna try real hard to watch my mouth and just say, "God bless it!" ... I've already been trying to "cheese and rice" everything 🤬. Got that 🚽 mouth.
The way the Officer casually said, ‘ What’s up with you and B A L L S ?!? ‘
😆
my fav line
Lol
Bro definitely got put into a full Nelson 🤣
that'll piss him off 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’d watch your mouth 😂😂
No he didn't
@@doyouevendab77so i assume you were there?
@meganmarts5769 no full nelson happend.
This LEO is exactly what we need in cases like this - he was so calm and did everything possible to try and not escalate the situation. Very respectful, kind, and professional.
"What is with you and balls?"
Push harder.. THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
It sounds like something out of south park 😭😭😂😂😂😂
That's a completely fair question
He’s obsessed because he doesn’t have any.
“God blessed it” is my new catch phrase.
Mark my words I’ve never seen a more composed and polite group of officers. Good job guys! 👍🏾
I was looking for this remark
I like how he uses "God bless it", but goes for a "for f*ck's sake" just as easily :D
Yup it is going to be mine too when i work in the prison
@@jenniferhrabczuk3002 me too LMAOO
@@youdonegoofed immediately after too hahahaha
I could not love this cop more💙. Deadpan delivery, sarcastic tone muted but present. If he were any more laidback, he'd be horizontal.
He probably got plenty of experience dealing with drunk fools 😂😂😂😂
This dude has an absolutely uncanny resemblance to Gus Johnson the closer you get to his face. Even the voice is spot on.
Its gods country
Dude I just said this. Glad I'm not alone on this lol
lol that was my first thought. I think this skit went a bit too far…
I legit at first thought this was him 😅
Dude's threatening all this bodily harm to folks but in reality he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. 🤦♀️🤣
He pooped himself.
yeah, you notice he had all kinds of threats, then went entirely limp, messed himself, and feigned unconsciousness the moment he was handled at all
@@filthforceclassic toddler behaviour. Hes needs to be evaluated by a professional.
😅😅😅😅😅😅
And he pooped himself…
One of the calmest professional officer I've watched on this channel
I particularly like "what is it with you and balls"? 😂
@@philb2085”God bless it!”
10:40 LMFAO!!!!! 😂🤣
He sounds fried 😂. His tone is so laid back
He probably has been banned from every bar within a 250 km radius.😂
Within a 50 mile radius, at least.
That’s why flies
Man this is best officer I have ever seen such a professional job an 100% down to earth an tried to reason with the man
This officer needs to teach classes and get a $10k raise
That officer needs to read audiobooks or something, I could listen to his voice all day!
@@scarletamazon3455Agreed!
@@scarletamazon3455agreed
Honestly most officers need a huge raise! 😅
The patience and restraint this officer displayed is god tier.
A 65 year old baby?
Aka: Narcissist [NPD].
nonono not a 65 year old baby
he's "boss man"
@@MamaKalash no that’s pure mentalness untreated since we don’t have asylums anymore these people walk around freely lol narcissist are a little slicker than this guy lol
Lol
No a baby would flop themselves down on the ground, play dead and refuse to walk…oh…never mind. Yea a baby 😂
Everyone on RUclips is laughing at you...Forever and ever. Amen.
Bahahahahahahaha! “Amen” that is hilarious!
😂😂😂😂😂
I actually read that "Forever and ever. Amen" part in the voice of Randy Travis!
"So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done" LOL!
…Uhhhh…🐖💨
I love his brother just giving him that final piece of advice because he knows what’s about to go down “that’s a SHERIFF you’re talking to, I’m NOT helping you out of this!”
His boot sticking straight up coming out on the stretcher had me crying.
His parents must be so proud of him.
10:20 lmfao!!!!
If I end up half hog-tied, face down on a stretcher after shitting my pants… I’ll know I’ve made a wrong turn somewhere. Life absolutely has this guy in a Full Nelson 😂
I'm still laughing.🤣😂🤣😂😂😅
😂😂😂
So it was or wasn’t a FULL NELSON ???
one man said it was a Full Nelson
the other says it wasn't
logically, it must have only been a Half Nelson
half nelson
Who’s this Nelson ?
Was that Gus Johnson?
Waxing Gibbous Nelson at least.
possibly the funniest arrest ive ever seen. 1. He's cradled up with the manager crying 2. Gets defensive because the manager said he put him in a full nelson 3. He gets defensive when the cop said he pooped his pants LOL
It's like a skit from Saturday night live😆 almost to crazy funny to be real🤦♀️
Best comment ever 😂
That “Full Nelson” comment really lit him up again! 😂 The guy explaining what happened is a legend for throwing that in! Probably snickered a bit himself.
8:13 "What is up with you and balls?" These are the real questions that need to be asked. In other words, we're all wondering the same thing 😂
Yep 😂😂 clearly he loves them
😂😂
😂😂😂he loves balls
Came looking for this comment 😂 Just a cold open to the “what’s up with you and balls” is the best time stamp ever 😂
“Are you threatening me?”
“YES”
Lmao I love how he just hopped on an extra charge like that
And then when he was playing dead he admitted to knowing nothing about something that was definitely a charge though lol 😂
They aren't gonna pursue that charge they'd have to prove means and intent and he's clearly just a loon talking crap
I'm sorry but we all know if this was a brown person they woulda whooped him
Cop :Just keep pushing....
Him : "that's what she said" 😅😅😅😅😂
cOP: dO you want extra charge threathing law enforces?
Criminal: YES!!
CoP: OH righty then! i can do that
New defence just dropped. 'You can't arrest me officer, I identify as dead.' 🤣This guy is so drunk dumb he actually has me laughing like the emoji!
Best drunk video ever! And fyi he was not in a FULL NELSON 😂
Had me in tears when they cut the video from him inside going crazy to cutting to the outside where he’s a statue all bent up with one leg in the air on the stretcher 😂
This might be one of the most patient officers I’ve ever witnessed.
Well, they did say the dude hit his head repeatedly on the wall so hard he dented it. Seems like a mental health case to me.
I wish and pray to grow into such patience myself. I've never seen any human this patient.
@@Pedroson001 body cams help
@@Pedroson001if you knew you were being recorded and your tape will be out there for billions to see, I think that’ll put a little patience in you eventually..
The officer has some serious "dad dealing with a belligerent four-year-old" energy. I like it.
Its unprofessional
The officer is nothing short of what it means to be in law enforcement. Has to be the most professional officer in trying to descalate the situation and everything. Kudos to you sir!
I like how sheriff doesn’t even swear ❤
Definitely a very rare breed
5:22 “youre bouncing your head off the walls” “and i will still do that” IM DEAD😭😭
I laughed so hard when the officers are trying to get him into the car and one of the officers said, "Just keep pushing" and Christian says, "That's what she said!" 😆
😅
Lmao same ! they know damn well they wanted to bust out laughing them damn selves 😂
10:40 lol
I was looking for this comment. 😅
“God bless it” I think i’m going to use this from now on lol, that officer is so chill
Dude yes he’s seems cool. I would have been way more mad. He’s nice.
Lmao my mom always says “God BLESS America!!” And I’ve picked up on it over the years 😂
I try to use that instead of the other version , my dad used to say this all the time .
@@annabanana6965 I do too
It has been added to my repertoire and I cant wait to take it for a test drive 😂
ZERO dignity. He is so gross.
He's been binge watching Tiktoks
That's how jugglos roll
Yeah, he is definitely gross.
I was just strolling thru the comments thinking eww😖 he's gross, so disgusting
@@chicorodriguez3964 bro what?
10:20 the way they strapped him onto the hospital bed had me dying😂
As soon as the officer walked into the restaurant and I saw a grown ass man hugging that one dude I actually spit my drink out 😂
me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m gonna advise you to not even think about trying it”
The most professional way to say fuck around and find out 😂😂
This video is public... everyone is watching him. Everyone around the world. Even me. Living in a small GERMAN village. The whole world with some free uncensored internet watches him acting up.
The title needs to be “man was NOT in a full Nelson before the cops arrived-NEVER”
No, it should be "Man gets put into a FULL NELSON before cops arrive" to see if he'll reply to the video.
🤣
😂
😂😂 he was not tryna have that be put on his name
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I legit thought the manager was just cradling that dude until help showed up 😂.
well he actually kinda did didn't he
He definitely didn't have him in a full nelson, that's for sure
😂🤣 "You already pooped yourself" Officer sits with a straight face! 😂🤣That cop was an Ace with a lot of patience!
Yeah - when you're right there next to him , it's no joke.. 😐😆
Dudes pride is so hurt about being put in a full Nelson lmaooo
It was not a full Nelson. Come on now.
Was it a full nelson or not?!?!@@Sara-u9d5t
@@Sara-u9d5twas it a full nelson?
He was NEVER in a full Nelson!!!
This is one of the most adequate, cool, chill and professional cop I've ever seen, give this man a well deserved raise!
"You can't call me an adult. That's assuming my age."
"What?"
"Welcome in 2023"
Something tells me this dude is insufferable even when sober
Oh, he absolutely is! 😂
He's the embodiment of an old reddit bro.
100%. I guarantee you he doesn't get invited to holidays anymore lol
2:23 - "i was able to subdue him on the ground with a full nelson."
brother: "I was never in a full nelson though..."
LOL THE FULL NELSON DEBATE
the way this officer kept so calm the whole time is crazy, props to him.
" I identify as an innocent 23yr old" statement has me tickled L0L
Cop:“Just keep pushing”
Dude:“That’s what she said”
😂😂😂😂
@@limjaiescobar She must've been having a baby 😂
That was funny tho 😄
l m a o - can't stop!
Wow, this has to be Gus Johnson's most committed bit yet. 😂
I have been searching for a Gus Johnson reference
Dude really went downhill since last time I saw him lmao
literally gus johnson came to mind
💀💀💀
"God bless it dude"
This officer is just too pure x
The full Nelson bit is gold. One of the best arrest vids I’ve ever watched 😂😂😂
F$&@ing comedy gold omg😂😂😂😂
Shane Gillis could for sure make a sketch based off this
Funny how the guy is correct and was never in a full nelson. Funny how a guy lied to the police about what move he used.
straight from a movie i was laughing so hard
@@hail8163 no full nelson happened in the video, the guy was correct. Just becsuse you don't like him, doesn't mean you can tell lies on him.
That is one of the most polite mannered Cops I've ever seen, The world needs more cops like this guy, he doesn't even want to swear "God bless it" 😂
Funny, but I like this guy.
BAAHAHAHHAA. The way they had him strapped to that stretcher had me CRACKING UP 😂😂😂😂
@@JaydaRinker straight hog tied 😂
Like a rotisserie chicken 🍗
Same! I laughed so hard & had to show my hubby. I said you know you fu€ked up if they have you hog tied, face down, one leg in the air 🤣
Like a Rotisserie Chicken From Costco!
@@dunzweilerthat hog tie stranded where I’m from in Florida they know they gone run 😂😂😂😂
Just talk about the full Nelson, he’ll wake right up!😂
They were having a cuddle session at the beginning, how sweet 😊
i was 100% sure these were boyfriends or spouses from that embrace, and the cop was entirely fooled too
That was the full Nelson
@@sunshinekadoeglow2398😂
@@filthforce General rainbow vibes, especially the pants pooping 💩 but meh, maybe not...
He came back to life as soon as he had heard these words:
"He touched an older woman's leg that was sitting next to him"
😂😂
When they pull this I'm out or dead crap, when come back to life,I always want to say, look it's a fucking miracle.
😂😂😂
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"You cant call me an adult. Its 2023, thats assuming my age"😂😂😂😂😂
It is now 2024, and Jacob... non jews are finding out about your ilk.
Most ironically, that will not age well.
He claims to be 23 but he looks to be more like 43. Either way he was making it worse for himself because if he wasn't an adult, then he'd get another charge of underage drinking!!!
he was right tho, hes a full toddler no older than 7 years old
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8:14 "whats up with you and balls"😂
Well, if he's playing possum, call animal control.
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"it's your right to try, but I'm not gonna advise it." Is the new line. This is a proper response to the challenge of a duel.
@@TommyCollierfreedom of movement i suppose
@@TommyCollier that's why I said if it was a challenge of a duel. If both parties know it's a challenge then it's the others right to try lol played too much Red Dead 2.
i dont think people have the right to assault a peace officer bro and consensual fights in public are not legal
@@cia5602 free will, but not freedom from consequences
Give this man a substantial raise. Absolutely top notch work, well done.
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Sheriff~"is there any damage to the wall?"
manager~"there''s a dent"
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That officer did an outstanding job! He showed no ego, remained patient, and even listened attentively to a man's drunken ramblings so not to escalate.
That full Nelson really hit his ego
A full nelson never happened. You would be mad if a person lied to the police about you.
'i identify as an innocent 23 year old' lmao
23 is an adult
Lol oh to be...23 again??
When did he say this lmao I must’ve missed this
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Congrats on 1 million subscribers! Huge accomplishment and well deserved!
Haha. Loved the "God bless it dude" 😂 what an amazingly patient cop
That's a new one. I've never heard somebody say that in place of 'God dammit' or 'what the fuck' 😆
He must be a good Christian man.
"Man Plays Dead to Avoid Arrest"? I'm not sure he thought that out. Even if he WAS dead, did he think they would just leave him there? He's STILL going to get carted off.
I disagree with you. I think it was a well-thought out plan that only a true genius would come up with. And he'd only have to do it for an eternity, til the end of time. Duh!
@@LisleVonRhuman Hating to admit defeat, I must say that I stand corrected. Well done.
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And how many dead people do you see get put in handcuff and arrested? Exactly. It was a genius plan. Much easier to escape from a morgue than a guarded prison.
So his plan was to get embalmed and buried alive to get out getting arrested??? 🤔 😳 🙄
Just keep pushin “Oh that’s what she said”😂😂😂😭😭😭
Michael Scott would be proud!
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That part was so funny lol
I'm still laughing.
Then absolute satanic raging afterwards killed me
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HE ACTUALLY SAID iM dEaD wEiGhT while laying on the ground like a toddler, then going "catatonic" lmao
“He slammed his head against the wall.” Officer: “was there any damage to the wall?” 😂
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More professional and respectful the officer could not be. What a hard job. Thanks for your service. Much blessings…
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Okay, I don't usually do this, but I'm a little in love with this sheriff! Amazing voice, handled it like a trooper; "what's with you and balls?" but I do have to give Christian props for the sudden and hilarious "that's what she said" when he'd been nothing but obnoxious otherwise. If the officer ever sees these comments, you have a fan in the UK!
The fact that you found that hilarious just shows you have the brain and humor of a child
@@vivianaatxxx512 Cheer up, sourpuss! If you can't find humour in the little things, you're gonna find life to be very hard slog.
I agree this one was pretty funny, and him saying that caught me off guard a lil. I'm totally going to watch this again, the cop was so hilariously chill.
That’s my son in law. We’re pretty proud of him! ❤️
@@vivianaatxxx512 Lighten up and learn not to take life so hard! A sense of humour really helps you get through dark times, and if you can't take joy in the little things, you'll find life a hard old chore.
This guy is literally Chucky incarnate
Visually, verbally & vocally, playing dead, rage fits, he checks all the boxes! 😂
Lmao 😂😂 I was just thinking that too
Certified legend. That cop has restored my hope for humanity. After dealing with all of that, when the cop has finally had enough and loses his cool, his natural reaction is to say "God bless it!" Lol I love him. Give this man some spotlight. Theres not enough people in the world like him. Cool calm always in control of this situation but when he's had enough he lets off some steam by saying God bless it
I identify as an innocent 23 year old lol what if that works in court 😂
What an overgrown baby! When the cop gets there, he's being hugged and comforted by the manager, then he threatens the cop, pretends to be dead, and he doesn't spend one day in jail? I do hope the absolute embarrassment of everyone seeing this horrible, childish behavior is enough punishment for this guy. DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR!
He spent 2 days in jail.
This whole world is disgusting. Quit playing the moral high ground like you’re the superior… YOU DO NOT LIVE IN A GOOD WORLD PERIOD!
Lol it's just gonna happen again. He probably didn't learn anything after those two days in jail.
@@SouthernNature1 Isn't that what you just did by calling the whole World disgusting as if you're the one exception?
@@EvilWizardWeedSheeee when did I imply I was an exception? Why are you putting words in my comment?