@@alisonlazarus5989 I didn't see that one coming but now I'm even more curious. What the hell was it?? Where did she get it?? So many questions.. Was she trying to kill her family???
@@Benwilli1 There is some deep backstory we have got to get to the bottom of!!! Update: I have quit my job, drowned my kids, and burned my house down, so I can focus exclusively on solving this mystery!!....
I love the look he gives her right after the pizza falls on the floor. That's some straight-up acting like I can't remember ever seeing him do before. Utterly betrayed, shocked, and frightened for his family's life.
Orycesa Well, if you look at the ingredients on the back of the package, you will clearly see that it is not real cheese. But this is a really dumb thing to pick a fight with someone about, so I’m not going to waste my time anymore. Have a nice day.
@@shroom9982 Uhhhh. No? I found the sketch funny, but you're literally just typing a cringe comment format to farm likes. You also called one line underrated for no apparent reason. Out here trying to act like the line was super complex, and deserves a fucking reward.
Less than 2 minutes and this manages to be one of my favorite SNL skits of all time. As someone put it perfectly on another video "they didn't waste a single line of dialogue in this skit"
I've had people do say that to me for much more important things, such as "did you sleep with him?" Here's the key understanding what someone means when they say "come on!" They mean yes.
to be fair, the pizza didnt try to kill anyone. It went and hid. Probably scared it was going to get eaten by the large creatures who just threw it at the floor
I almost choked laughing so hard...when the slice smashed...reformed and then shuffled across the floor I nearly died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the only SNL skit I've seen that qualifies as side splitting hilarious. Bravo
If You would like to see another Sketch that also qualifies as Side-Splitingly Funny, then may also want to check out the SNL* Skit when Guest Host Pedro Pascal was on. In this Sketch, They mock a Chicken Wild Wings Restaurant TO THE EXTREME during a Super Bowl Party! It just gets crazier and crazier as it goes along, with an Endding that brings it to a whole new level of Side-Spliting Laughter!
@@abortion_worst_genocide_ever of course, in order to make a vaccine you have to force at least a 1000 late term abortions onto teenage women, previously infected with the virus...then mash up those baby parts in a blender, and inject the goo back into those teenage "not" mothers. That's how vaccines are made, duh.
from the mother that oversells the concept to her husband to the T2-like pizza slice, that is just grand, this SNL sketch is exceptional !! a pure avalanche !!
Bill Hader made a good scetch into a great one. When he initially stops the daughter from grabbing a slice, to his facial expressions especially to the pizza T-1000 itself back together. 10/10
Carol: Try it Tom, It's getting cold. Tom: No, if anything is getting hotter--- [Pizza steaming up] Okay, what is this!? Carol: Just eat some. Tom: Hell NO!!!
My favorite thing about this is that it's a commercial. The company wrote and shot this, paid everyone involved, and bought ad space to put this out there.
@@abortion_worst_genocide_ever relevency actually, Phizer back in 2009 was hit with a 2.9 billion dollar lawsuit for illegal promotion of unsafe and untested drugs Bextra, Geodon, Zyvox, Lyrica. These drugs often had horrible side effects that were either unlisted or outright ignored by phizer. And yes, the same people who were sued for what was essentially malpractice are producing the experimental and untested 2 shot covid “vaccines” that are actually gene therapy. happy living!
@@VinnnieVegas sorry to trigger your anxiety over the pandemic. The internet is a big place though so it's hard to pad all the corners for snowflakes such as yourself.
I love how Bill’s “what the f#%*” sounds so genuinely done when the pizza shatters on the ground.
*almost pizza
You can tell Carol's pulled shit like this before.
I read this without context
That was a a prep for Barry there!
@@nightmoose her special freak hobby
when it broke and Bill turned and said
"what the fuck"
well this got me good
She never said it was pizza!
@@alisonlazarus5989 I didn't see that one coming but now I'm even more curious. What the hell was it?? Where did she get it?? So many questions.. Was she trying to kill her family???
Got me too! XD I'm ded after that line.
Actually his name is Tom, duhhhh
@@Benwilli1 There is some deep backstory we have got to get to the bottom of!!!
Update: I have quit my job, drowned my kids, and burned my house down, so I can focus exclusively on solving this mystery!!....
That "What the f*" at 1:05 is delivered perfectly
Absolutely
That's the best part
That’s why he’s in It chapter 2
Powerful as shit
It was "Almost" perfect
Bill Hader's delivery of "HELL...NO!" gets me every time.
lol me too
The key part is “from Pfizer”
But it’s not delivery. It’s “Almost HELL NO”
“Hell no” is what I said to Pfizer’s other product they’ve been pushing on us for a few years. 😉
I know. It’s so awesome
Father of the year for stopping his daughter from eating this demon food 😂
Yeah
way to up
Well its almost food but not quite so you're wrong
@@theodoreprovencio9097 😂 well I like to consider demon food to be almost food lol
Jake Russell 🤣
You mean “almost food”
"If anything its getting hotter!"
Bill Hader in a nutshell
Favored Existential Crisis preach
ha ha good one
Nice!
Pure gold
ruclips.net/video/ZjhHl3_LZEw/видео.html
I love the look he gives her right after the pizza falls on the floor. That's some straight-up acting like I can't remember ever seeing him do before. Utterly betrayed, shocked, and frightened for his family's life.
Literally him in Barry
You mean when the pizza-like-substance falls on the floor.
that is not his family, that is his almost family.
Bill Hader’s delivery of every line is amazing
I love how he instantly shifts from "I'm in a commercial" to genuinely wondering what the hell is going on.
It’s not delivery, it’s Almost Pizza
@@hunterbruhn1367 and it's not exactly pizza either.
“Whose?!”
You could say his "non-delivery" and still deliver a solid pizza pun.
Daughter: "Sure smells like pizza"
Mom: "That was their intention"
Dad: "Whose !?!!"
RahduDrahkqul75 Whose*
This sketch almost went key and peele lol
I am retarded and actually it’s who’s
@@charliebird4571 😂 Who's = who is. Whose = possessive. Whose intention was it. It's not who is intention was it.
Charlie Bird no it’s not dumbass
"Eat it, it's getting cold"
"No, if anything, it's getting hotter"
lol
“Hell...NO!”🍕
*shatters as it hits floor*
Ethan Wenderholm *then crawls away
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
That'll be the radiation.
When you go to the dollar tree and buy “shredded pasteurized cheese-like topping”
Ugh I’ll never make that mistake again! 🤢🤮
Orycesa it’s not cheese, it tastes like melted plastic.
Orycesa are you an imitation cheese salesman or something? I really don’t think it’s a big deal to think something is gross.
Orycesa Well, if you look at the ingredients on the back of the package, you will clearly see that it is not real cheese. But this is a really dumb thing to pick a fight with someone about, so I’m not going to waste my time anymore. Have a nice day.
Orycesa my guy you got hella issues and no life... calm tf down. The “cheese like product” literally doesn’t melt.
I love how Carol casually and quickly keeps dodging all of Tom's questions.
And why is she risking her family's safety lol
But she's also like contractually obligated not to misrepresent it as food
@@no_peace she got it from proper authority. From 'the science' himself.
@@parrotshootist3004 at the speed of science…….. You mean like “warp speed “ ?
But it is food...? Come ooooon
"Just eat some."
"HELL NO!"
hahaha
Ace Referiza for some reason, in that moment, he looks and sounds like a white Samuel L Jackson 😂
I actually died laughing
It's hard to say who is funniest in the skit; Bill Hader or Kristin Whig. 😁🍕🎭
Funniest thing I've seen in a while 😂😂😂
@@Antnj81 oh my gosh you're right! 🤣
Bill Hader always has the best father voice, Including old vintage guys voice
Dev Happy
probs because he's an actual father.
he sounds exactly like my uncle
If SNL were still this funny all the time, I'd watch it.
LOL you’re right.
I did think he was being paranoid until it smashed like a piece of ceramic lol
I scream laughed so loud it woke the neighbors
Same lol
I was worried when it started there and kinda started smoking when it wasn’t before.
That was their intention.
At the end only paranoids will survive, you know
Bill: “But it’s food, though?”
Kristen: “Come on!!”
If someone offers you something, you ask what it is, and they respond with "come on!", run like hell.
Why won't she answer the question?! 😂
It’s food…
That will kill you!
I love how she avoids answering the direct question with "Come on!". It's like watching an actual commercial.
1:05 i love it when he turns around and goes "WTF?!"
+Obi Wan Kenobi 'It's getting hotter', I laughed hard at that haha :D
that face though lmao
Obi Wan Kenobi same 😀😁😂😂😂
angle wood a
Obi Wan Kenobi OO
I found this one oddly more entertaining than any skit I’ve seen in a while
Then you clearly haven't seen Cecily Strong as Jeanine Pirro (twice) ... not sure if that qualifies as a skit though. Anyhow it's hysterical.
Yeah, the new cast sucks and so does the writing.
Because Bill Hader is in it
This is some heidecker grade shit and I love it
Yep.
"Look I'll eat some." Fake eats it... then the look on Bill's face is my favorite part. Epic skit! I've seen it about 50 times, never gets old lol
Omg her fake chewing after😂😂
And it never gets “cold” either😂 (you know, like almost pizza? Alright I’ll show myself out)
Me too! I have watched this video many times already. I always enjoy it.
It's a textbook-perfect 'are you fucking kidding me' pose
"It's getting cold."
"No. If anything it's getting hotter!"
What IS this?!
@@JustPippaNY just eat some !
@@RohitRoy-ww8du HELL no!
Reminds me of "Pringles" or "Munchos" They're technically not potato chips but they're 'almost' potato chips.
@@JustPippaNY I’ll try it!
1:00 to 1:07
The “hell no” and the “what the fuck” were so perfect xD
1:05 is where he says, "what the f***?!"
that’s just her saying ‘pizza’
Kristen faking while eating the pizza gets me everytime 😁😂
DEEPANSHU TYAGI you mean faking eating the "almost pizza" gets you everytime
Bill Haders reaction at 0:49
i think she was trying to kill him
DEEPANSHU TYAGI YES LOL
There is something about him slapping the pizza out of her hand that gets me. And that look of disgust when he says WTF?
But its food, though, right?
COME ON! (avoids answering)
THAT'S NOT FOOD
I feel like the line “you can put tofu on pizza and still legally call it pizza” is greatly unappreciated
What? No it's not. That's not a punchline or joke.
@@wooaahh23 it’s implying there is some sort of legality to pizza, and calling things pizza. it’s also saying that this is not legally a pizza
@@shroom9982 yes. I know. It's literally just her saying it's not pizza again.
@@wooaahh23 it’s a sketch, if you don’t find it funny then that alright. everyone has different humour, and this appeals to mine
@@shroom9982 Uhhhh. No? I found the sketch funny, but you're literally just typing a cringe comment format to farm likes. You also called one line underrated for no apparent reason. Out here trying to act like the line was super complex, and deserves a fucking reward.
I love how quickly this escalates. I want to know what happens to them after this lol
Lol. The pizza assimilates
the pizza eats them
They become Almost Pizza
Almost Pizza is people!
Carol fuckin murders her family
Less than 2 minutes and this manages to be one of my favorite SNL skits of all time. As someone put it perfectly on another video "they didn't waste a single line of dialogue in this skit"
Carol: Just Eat Some
Tom: *HELL NO*
Funny!
That is MY reaction to taking Pfizer's vaccine.
The mom's delivery of her lines and facial expressions are so perfect, honestly, I'd buy that almost pizza cause she's a good saleswoman
That was her intention
Have you watched her on Target Lady sketch?
I like how 2019 hit and every sketch with Bill Hader in it is legit just thirst comments.
I was going to post an extra dry comment until I saw your lmao
@Notre Aira I dont know if its Barry or IT ch 2 but hoes are thirsty including me
I never though that bill was cute untill I watched the skeleton twins amd then something clicked😂
@@dimitravasileiadou9771 I am also a loyal skeleton twins fan. Rock on dude.
Well I always thought Bill hader is hot.
It sure looks like pizza! That was their intention !
The Modern Investor who’s???
hahha. ITS GETTING HOTTER!
Whose?!?!
The Modern Investor if anything its getting hotter
The Modern Investor thanks for restating the line we almost missed it
"but its FOOD though right?!"
"COME ON!!"
I've had people do say that to me for much more important things, such as "did you sleep with him?"
Here's the key understanding what someone means when they say "come on!"
They mean yes.
@@mcuserton in this case, it means no. also, you okay? sounds like your partner cheated on you.
"it's practically pizza in every way, except for a few key ones"
such as IT'S ALIVE!!!
And it gets hotter and breaks like ceramic upon hitting the floor
this is one of the most well written hilarious parody advertisement I've ever seen XD
"that was their intention" XD
+c doesn't Gatorade make that in barform?
+c doesn't Gatorade make that in barform?
WHOSE?!?
His reaction when it smashes killed me. What a great actor
That's my fave part!
My favorite part too!
“Hell, no.”
-Bill Hader
Hader doesn't have to say a word in this skit. His facial expressions alone carry the day.
I like how the back of the “almost pizza” box says DiGiorno
1:18
DiGiorno is made by Nestle, so the "almost pizza" thing makes sense.
@@toastedjoe1013 Nestle is the Pfizer of food
You know what, that guys reaction was actually very realistic!
Bill Hader is amazing
Hader is awesome. Watch his show Barry on HBO
@@ronjames4151 is it really good? Seen it around
@@saltymilk4849 it is.
" *Almost Pizza* "
"The 'pizza' that heats itself, turns to porcelain, reanimates and then tries to kill you all"
"The *almost* perfect meal!"
2 points for originally.
Quite perfect to go on a diet!
to be fair, the pizza didnt try to kill anyone. It went and hid. Probably scared it was going to get eaten by the large creatures who just threw it at the floor
The sound effect when the "pizza" hits the floor is BRILLIANT.
I love how Bill Hader can go from super creepy to super handsome with like a sweep of his hair
Ohmg yes totally agree. Love him.
Baisakhi Chatterjee Just like J.D. from Heathers.
TheMask JD is always fineeeee even whilst being a murderous d bag
Kristen is the same way, but with uncomfortably awkward and beautiful
Funky Morganics Fuck off.
0:45 "Look i'll eat some" - omg i can't stop laughing
Wiig is one of my favourite comedian actress
+Azai Nordic LOL me too dude! Im being obsessed with her recently!
"That was their intention" >D))
Who's????? LOL
whose*
no whos is correct
Hooz.
whose
That “What the fuck?!” from Bill gets me every time
“It’s getting cold. No, if anything it’s getting hotter” 😂😂
☢️🍕
It meant to
"Just eat some!"
"HELL. NO!"
I swear, that scene is the funniest part of this whole skit! 😂😂😂
"Try some! It's getting cold!"
"No. If anything, it's getting hotter!!"
"It sure smells like pizza."
"That was their intention."
How sinister
I'm just glad they weren't mandated to consume it like other products made by that pharm. company. RUclips won't let me name it as I'll get deleted.
I almost choked laughing so hard...when the slice smashed...reformed and then shuffled across the floor I nearly died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the only SNL skit I've seen that qualifies as side splitting hilarious. Bravo
If You would like to see another Sketch that also qualifies as Side-Splitingly Funny, then may also want to check out the SNL* Skit when Guest Host Pedro Pascal was on. In this Sketch, They mock a Chicken Wild Wings Restaurant TO THE EXTREME during a Super Bowl Party! It just gets crazier and crazier as it goes along, with an Endding that brings it to a whole new level of Side-Spliting Laughter!
Whoa. That “from Pfizer” hits in a different way with the coronavirus vaccine coming out.
What do you mean?
Came in looking for this comment. Thanks
@@trumpetpunk42 actually reassuring
@@abortion_worst_genocide_ever of course, in order to make a vaccine you have to force at least a 1000 late term abortions onto teenage women, previously infected with the virus...then mash up those baby parts in a blender, and inject the goo back into those teenage "not" mothers. That's how vaccines are made, duh.
Oh. Yeah.😳
At the end when the daughter lifts the box you can see the Digiorno label.
Elli Juliana Yeah 1:19 😂
was just about to comment that lol
I wonder if that was a goof. They started with a frozen pizza box, but needed to change the front. They might not have thought the back would be seen.
Didnt notice that. Good eye
I knew thats what they were refrencing
"Who??"
Omg, my stomach hurts from laughing. Bill's reactions totally make this entire skit.
My stomach hurt from eating the almost pizza.
He's always funny
Seven years later, this is still the funniest thing ever!
I just discovered this last night and can’t stop watching 😂
Love how Kristen's caracter pretends to eat the
"ALMOST PIZZA" and the look on Bill's face...had me on the floor.
Then they move on lol
I would love to know the intentions of a mother who serves that up to her family. Hilarious. Wiig is so dark.
Or a food administration or corporation which approves its distribution.
She's trying to Gone Girl her family.
I would tune in to a series in this universe.
If she’s anything like my mom, it was probably buy one get one free 😂
tibaby2010
Oh my! 😂
from the mother that oversells the concept to her husband to the T2-like pizza slice, that is just grand, this SNL sketch is exceptional !! a pure avalanche !!
I like how she pretended to eat it and regenerated back into a whole pizza LMAO😂😂😂😂
Well almost pizza
Bill Hader made a good scetch into a great one. When he initially stops the daughter from grabbing a slice, to his facial expressions especially to the pizza T-1000 itself back together. 10/10
1:19 Haha, forgot (?) to edit DiGiorino off the back of the box.
FairsleyDifference savage as fucj
Damn good eye..haha
I just noticed that too
Subliminal advertising!
That was their intention☺
"Sure smells like pizza!"
"That was their intention."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Whose?"
@@leonche64 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Broly The Sarcastic Savage, Got it. Be safe my friend. You made it through Budapest, you will get through this!
It's The Russians, they will come looking for me now
😭😭
Might be the funniest SNL commercial parody of all time.
"By Pfizer!!"
That part makes this absolutely brilliant. =)
Why was that? I didn't get it and I want to know lol. Still pretty great skit.
@@albertojimenez684 The point is that the "Almost Pizza" is so chemical that it's made by a pharmacy company.
@@albertojimenez684 mutant pizza 🍕
Dupont or Monsanto would have been better--they chemically engineer food.
Ikr
Kristen’s comedy acting is so nuanced and on point. Impeccable.
NOW I gotta throw a slice of pizza on the floor to see if it sounds like glass breaking and skimpers away... before eating.
James Pollman you’re 8 yrs old aren’t u
Nah, you don't have to do that with regular pizza unless you are about to eat "almost pizza".
Just wait a while, if it gets warmer by itself call an exorcist.
This is probably one of their funniest sketches
The face that Bill Hader does when he's going to burst into laughters is so nice. 01:04 He did that a lot of times with Kristen Wiig
Yes, they cut to close up many times in case of laughter.
-it's getting cold
-no , if anything it's getting hotter
XDXDXDXD
I like the way the father intercepts the daughter's hand, grabs her wrist, and says "HOLD ON." I love seeing a competent, attentive parent!
What makes this skit even more hilarious is that the music is still playing in the background the entire scene as if nothing happened
“That was their intention”
“WHO’S?”
WHO'S!!!!
Whose*
No one cares about grammar sir
@@JackChop Then you have a problem
@@Mr.Sax. sorry I meant like when doing a comment not irl also I was kinda rude I apologise
Carol: Try it Tom, It's getting cold.
Tom: No, if anything is getting hotter--- [Pizza steaming up] Okay, what is this!?
Carol: Just eat some.
Tom: Hell NO!!!
Daughter: I'll eat it!
Tom: no!
*pizza shatters*
Tom: what the f***?!
Me: LOL!
1:18 I love how they didn't bother replacing the back of the DiGiorno box
"It is FOOD though, right?"
"Come onnnn!"
Perfect writing.
I think my favorite part is “No, if anything it’s getting hotter!”
Carol: "Just eat some 😊"
Tom: "Hellll NO! 😤"
😂😂😂
0:59 Time stamp documented.
“It looks like pizza.” “It’s meant to.” 💀
My favorite thing about this is that it's a commercial. The company wrote and shot this, paid everyone involved, and bought ad space to put this out there.
When bill says "wtf" you can tell he's about to break.. and if this was live he totally would have start laughing
I don't see that at all.
kaduzy that’s the kind of face he always make when he’s about to laugh , you can see that in many snl live skits cause he breaks a lot
@@Riya-qb1kz if you say so
Yeah not really..
I actually see it lol
A sentient slice of self-healing crockery monster.
Can I get it in salt reduced?
Almost
are you british?
Perhaps
Almost Terminator
@@timothyfloogle Almost British?
0:37 I love how they added the slap sound where he grabbed her sweater covered wrist.
I guess only a dozen people noticed that.
“From Phizer” is very relevant 😂
I love that when Nasim picks up the box in fear you can clearly see the word Digiorno
I love how she keeps avoiding his questions.
I cracked up when she was pretending to eat the pizza lmfao
maan when he said WTF!! i was laughing so hard i couldnt breathe!!
I couldn’t breathe at Hell No😂
WHAT IS THIS, CAROL???
JUST EAT SOME
@@ShakShak1999 Hell! No!
I love Bill Hader so much. And he looks really handsome here. Love Kristen Wiig too!
Why don't you marry them?
I love Kristen's Carol Brady vibe. And Bill's "commercial husband" vibe.
"Hell..No!"
His timing 😂😂
I just love Bill❤❤
Nitro!
NOT PFIZER OH LORD THIS DIDNT AGE WELL
At all lmao
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
how did it not age well? just because you now know what pfizer is?
What was the Pfizer story? I'm googling but don't know what happened...
@Paul Robinson Didn’t they make one of the most effective ones for covid tho?
Bill Hader is best. Kristen Wiig is also best, too.
Their comedic chemistry is amazing.
I don’t disagree. But, still, that’s not how “best” works. ✌🏼
@@blindlemonfishbone You're absulutelly right but, SOMEHOW, it's kinda true they're both "Best" :D
Definitely my all time favorite SNL actors.
super underrated/viewed skit.. this is so real!! i never want to eat one of those almost pizzas again.
You could put tofu on a pizza and still legally call it pizza...
I'm high on nutmeg.
Legally
Erwin Villuendas u could put dog shit on pizza and still call it shitzza
No you shouldn’t. It should be illegal, same with pineapples.
Tyrel J. For real.
“If anything it’s getting hotter!”
*jazzy porn music plays*
Hold me down daddy and squirt that load on my face and lick it up!
Do we have boyfriends? We are interested in delicious sweets and tiny animals, like the cat.
same for bill
"From Pfizer" 😂 that got a lot funnier with the Covid years
Haha! "What the fuck!?"
Daughter: It sure smells like Pizza!
Mom: That was their intention.
Dad: Who's?!
*whose?
wow it's like we watched the same video
@DimPacifist Can't spell, huh?
This was pretty funny until they said, "From Pfizer," and then it became hilarious.
Maybe they already knew something 7 years ago :S
It was everything planned...
@@abortion_worst_genocide_ever relevency actually, Phizer back in 2009 was hit with a 2.9 billion dollar lawsuit for illegal promotion of unsafe and untested drugs Bextra, Geodon, Zyvox, Lyrica. These drugs often had horrible side effects that were either unlisted or outright ignored by phizer.
And yes, the same people who were sued for what was essentially malpractice are producing the experimental and untested 2 shot covid “vaccines” that are actually gene therapy. happy living!
Cool avatar weirdo.
@@VinnnieVegas sorry to trigger your anxiety over the pandemic. The internet is a big place though so it's hard to pad all the corners for snowflakes such as yourself.
Everyone laughing at the f word, while I’m laughing at the pf word
If it was not pizza, what was it? And why was so determined to get them to eat it? LOL
Marcus Vachon In Australia in a grocery store, I saw milk bottle with ‘like milk (but not milk)’
it was almost pizza...
Yeah like what about it makes it almost a pizza
That was their intention
@@fi1732 probably lactose free... but the pizza isn't lactose free, otherwise they'd just say that... so what is it??🤔🤔😶