@@psykodraggin You out here triggered by this and I'm triggered they called it a chicago style meat lovers pizza when they clearly showed a new york style thick crust pepperoni pizza. Also Chicago pizza isnt even pizza its a casserole with pizza ingredients
"PIZZA? Now that's what I call Taco" kills me every time. Also "You can put Tofu on Pizza and still legally call it pizza" with confused Bill's face... magic One last question: Is Kate playing Scarlett Johansson in Nespresso commercial?
@@archiemcpherson4677 She never quite said "I think you're a judgmental alcoholic bitch." she just laid the groundwork so everyone understands. That's passive aggressive.
Wouldn’t that mean it was actually getting cooler (at least in the exothermic part where it gives off steam. There may be some other endothermic aspect)
@@spider35manduh9 I think that was a legit point... I always try to make sure of my spelling by checking it out elsewhere. Telling other people to be my editor so I can get away with being lazy isn't a great way to interact with them.
"Let's just what? Make a bigger deal about the corn syrup? At this fun party that I have invited you too even though I didn't want to because you say shit like this?" 5:52
@@ayycardinal6802 It's implied that that's due to corn syrup but I was big at 11 thru 15 because I started my period at 9 and my body said "hey, time to get ready for babies" before my classmates hit puberty,
@Seth Organ and a mom joke, just really stacking that "I'm afraid of women but people need to see me as masculine" incel personality higher and higher. It's not surprising, but 🤷🏽♀️
almost pizza is like how Breyers has a line of "ice cream" thats actually labeled "frozen dairy dessert" rather than "ice cream" because they cant legally call it ice cream.
Breyers ice cream is still called ice cream. They make a separate product that's called frozen dairy dessert though, just like they make a frozen almond milk dessert.
Because it doesn’t melt like ice cream, it settles into a ice creamy mass that looks like lard, which eventually rots. Some guy on RUclips did a time lapse comparison. It’s alarming, even by internet standards.
Doorhenge it’s high fructose corn syrup. Regular corn syrup is natural. high fructose corn syrup is the super processed garbage. Don’t get them confused
I was scrolling through these comments to see if anyone else noticed. Wonder if they did it on purpose? We've all eaten a Digiorno Almost Pizza at least once.
The taco town taco killed me cause literally every commercial for tacos emphasizes how ridiculously big they are it is like they're compensating for something heh.
I love how Almost Pizza shattered on the floor into pieces and then reconfigured itself back into pizza shape. Terminator pizza, New York style. LMBO!!!
Omg, I couldn't stop laughing with tears on the taco commercial 🤣 That corn syrup is for sure a real issue, such a classic example. Rest were great too.
"Tina we have an idea for a sketch"
"Tell me about it"
"You eat browni-"
"I'M IN"
Guaranteed it was her idea though!
nice
I just lost it at 1:27 ohhh yummy! xD
Caroline right lol. That’s got her written all over it.
And the cake eating on weekend update. She loves her sweets.
“Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!”
That is the most Jake Peralta thing I have ever heard Andy Samberg say.
same
Every Time i see someone call that a taco i just want to hit them with a stone right in the face
@@psykodraggin guess the fact they were making fun of taco bell completely blew over your head.
@@jkap34 i know they are, i am just saying i fucking hate taco bell
@@psykodraggin You out here triggered by this and I'm triggered they called it a chicago style meat lovers pizza when they clearly showed a new york style thick crust pepperoni pizza.
Also Chicago pizza isnt even pizza its a casserole with pizza ingredients
Bill's "What the fuck" in the Almost Pizza sketch was delivered perfectly
Watch Barry for more
That was literally the end to a Barry episode lol
It was the "hell no" for me
Tina REALLY committed to the caramel surprise.
Yes and it was good.
The fact that someone actually made a caramel filled brownie for that skit intrigues me lol
Never been rock hard so fast before.
@@volcanocollins9845 Prove it!
Committed? She's positively *married* to that role.
ALMOST PIZZA one of the best skits EVER
Almost.
It's one of the best skits ever in almost every way except for a few key ones
I still wanna know what the hell it is
Mqge It’s their way of ripping off the Giorno in their own funny way
@Brian O'Kongkohr CoME oNnn!
The Nespresso Clooney killed me honestly laughing like mad at those eyebrow twitches and the headshakes lel
Taran Killam is pretty underrated as a cast member
@@cloudwatcher608 yeah I was so hurt when he and Pharaoh got fired
The best!
"It smells like pizza"
"That was their intention" 😂
Almost Pizza has a better plot in 1 minute and 30 seconds than most movies today.
rudy nosa he’s right
WHOS??!?!
From Phizer
Better plot than season 3 of Stranger Things
Rian Johnson should watch this and learn
That Clooney impression was spot on.
u mean expression was spot on 😂😂😂😂 he didn't speak the whole time was the funniest part
He mimicked the ad to perfection, the last bit Taco Town reminds me why I didn't like that cast.
@@dayonegaming6152 He did speak.
That signature head wobble...
Oh my, that corn syrup skit was brutally honest on so many levels
u missed the point.
@@nothingwrongwiththisname2313 what? That companies lie and use fake science to push their claims? No they got it
@@nothingwrongwiththisname2313 Literally everything she said was true.
No he’s right, you TOTALLY missed the point of the commercial. It has nothing to do with corn syrup.
I still remember those wonderfully awkward pro corn syrup commercials.
"Brownie husband now available with or without nuts ..."
Lol
Lol nothing wrong with wanting it castrated.
With
👌
Meh. Kinda cheesy.
That caramel from the nose lom
The writing in Almost pizza was perfect. There's was no fat on any line.
You mean almost perfect (;
@The Doobie Sisters & Sack Blabbath WHOS?!
Just watch it Rory it’s getting old!
JustinRadabaugh underrated comment 😂😂
Touche
The Nespresso parody nailed every aspect of the real commercial, while the celebrity impressions are close enough to add to the hilarity!
For the brownie husband, I was expecting the warm burst of caramel surprise to be somewhere else, but.. it still works!
I imagine they wanted to but the censors said hell no
@@glitchedmochi exact same thing i was thinking
You have a dirty mind!!! I do too lol
White chocolate surprise 😼 ok I won’t
@@abbiehayhurst2309 I'm a huge white chocolate fan
That corn syrup one was a surprise. She came after her like an attack dog.
Lol she deserved it. It's like, mind your own business though. Ain't nobody ask her for her thoughts on corn syrup🤣🤣🤣
Nasim Pedrad is so underrated
@ivy evans and also add essential-oil-loving
Jackie beat made a great parady as well!
Id attack her like an attack dog😏
"You seem tense"
Proceeds to rip off a part of its neck.
We saw it too.
That was clsssic
“It looks like pizza”
“It’s meant to.”
IM DYYYYING
I always lose it when the pizza shatters.
"It sure smells like pizza!"
"That was their intention!"
"WHO'S?!?!"
"Just eat some."
"HELL NO!"
I was NOT ready for the shattering sound when the Almost Pizza hit the floor.
@Joseph Nickelback I shit someone else's pants
Did Anyone ejse read this “pizza almost”
"that was their intention"
It ALMOST hit the floor.
" It sure smells like Pizza"
"That was their intention"
"Whose!"
😂😂
that george clooney impression is just crazy accurate
Glad someone else noticed this. The facial expressions are on point
“N’daaaat what the hell is that? Say something?”
Lol
It shows what good looks can overcome
His eyes look terrifying when he says “yeah”
Almost Pizza is hilarious. I love how Bill almost says “What the F**k?!
But he did swear, right?
Tom Cantwell Oh yeah, but the bleep knocked it out.
I almost see what you did there.
Bill hader is a national treasure. Barry is my favorite tv show
Tom Cantwell Come on!
I won’t lie, the brownie husband made my mouth water a little bit. What can I say? Brownies are delicious
Hahahahahaha!!
Wait till u try Dark Chocolate😅
@@thomtoh Cookie Brownie
@@thomtoh you probably do it every day...
This is something that Liz Lemon would say...and the actor who plays her. Tina!!!
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the woman absolutely tearing apart the other woman in the corn syrup commercial.
I’m watching it now
Me too
Oh shit 🤣😂when the daughter showed up
(For the unconvinced :) f corn syrup IS " just another nutritious food," Why do all of our doctors tell us to avoid the hell out of it?
@@kittymama9186 Just like everything else unhealthy, its perfectly fine to have in moderation. Just have common sense when consuming stuff with HFCS.
The way the dad grabs his daughter’s arm to keep her from eating Almost Pizza 😂😂😂
She would be almost dead
It shatters when it hits the floor, I'm laughing so hard!
Jolly Arena oh my god 😂😂😂
Bill Hader is so great!!!
I guess she almost ate almost pizza
"PIZZA? Now that's what I call Taco" kills me every time.
Also "You can put Tofu on Pizza and still legally call it pizza" with confused Bill's face... magic
One last question: Is Kate playing Scarlett Johansson in Nespresso commercial?
"Its getting cold! No! if anything its getting hotter!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Almost pizza starts to steam"
@@aaronmontalvo193 😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing!😂😂😂😂
@{ Kawaii_Cellus } 😂😂
“What exactly is this CAROL”
😂
Look, I’ll eat some! *pretends to eat a slice*
Lmmfao, you really captured the “fao” part
CAROL was trying to kill her family. and start a new life.
The part that slayed me was 'WHO?!'
The length (or lack there of) of his legs when he’s getting fitted for his suit in the Nespresso commercial!😂😂😂
Nasim really nailed that passive-aggressive suburban mom thing in the corn syrup commercial lmao
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE??? there was nothing passive about that
@@archiemcpherson4677 😂
@@archiemcpherson4677 She never quite said "I think you're a judgmental alcoholic bitch." she just laid the groundwork so everyone understands. That's passive aggressive.
@@hadracks chill
@@archiemcpherson4677 I am super chill. Thank you for your concern.
Jason shouting “TACO TOWN” at the end was the best part of the skit.
It had the perfect touch of madness.
This was so funny i used tacotown as some of my old passwords
Jason is generally the best part of most sketches
The clooney impression was impeccable
"No, if anything it's getting hotter!" omg freaking exothermic
Shatters
Now that’s a word you don’t much on RUclips especially in the commenct
Crawls under fridge
I absolutely love that you pointed out almost pizza is exothermic. Fits perfectly with it being manufactured by pfeizer
Wouldn’t that mean it was actually getting cooler (at least in the exothermic part where it gives off steam. There may be some other endothermic aspect)
Bobby Moynihan as Danny DeVito is something i didn't know i needed.
MiCawber 72 how about you google his name to make sure you spell it right instead of expecting strangers on the internet to know
It's spelled Bob E. Moneehanj. The "J" is silent.
@@sunidhi2002 so do you just wake up a dick or was it over time
@@spider35manduh9 they've probably been a dick for a while
@@spider35manduh9 I think that was a legit point... I always try to make sure of my spelling by checking it out elsewhere. Telling other people to be my editor so I can get away with being lazy isn't a great way to interact with them.
Almost Pizza is an absurdist treasure
You sir are a gem!
By Pfizer
I'll be honest, there are some days when I'm hungover and sort of want a pizza crepe taco pancake chili bag
Breh, how tf are u verified 🗣🤦🏿♂️
Munchies
MITCHELL WIGGS i know reminded me way too much of half the menu of taco bell that im obsessed with
@@kimdelk1181 ok but can we talk about how hes verified?
Dang same man
2:42 That's the best glassbreak effect ever put to film 😂
“Why am I getting fitted for a suit?”
😂😂😂
"That was their intention."
"Whose?" Hilarious
Hell No
Whose, not who's.
Bill’s delivery “wtf” was PERFECT
"but its FOOD though, right?!!"
"COME ON!"
LOL, she could not even say "Yes, it is food"
The almost pizza is so extrodinarily chaotic I love it
That Nespresso ad was actually a pretty funny and accurate to add with comedy. I love that.
3:00
"You guessed what? That you should've kept your mouth shut?" I'm attracted to this woman because of how she said that.
You're also attracted because it's Nasim Pedrad.
So i'm not the only one... damn, she was so hot with that b itchy, dominant tone...
That is exactly how I felt about that stupid nespresso commercial.
Great impression of Clooney's self-satisfied demeanor
@@durhay It's not great... it's spot on, perfect, immaculate and once again, perfect
The spit at the end and then... "its nice!" 🤣
This whole set had me rolling on the toilet while at work trying to stuff my laughter 😂🤣😷😷
“Just try it Tom. It’s getting cold.”
“HEEELLLLLLLL NO”
And if anything it's getting hotter
"Let's just what? Make a bigger deal about the corn syrup? At this fun party that I have invited you too even though I didn't want to because you say shit like this?" 5:52
But the lady was right cause the daughter is way overweight and is a dog
5:46
@@ayycardinal6802 It's implied that that's due to corn syrup but I was big at 11 thru 15 because I started my period at 9 and my body said "hey, time to get ready for babies" before my classmates hit puberty,
@Seth Organ wow, what an interesting way to say you've never been in the same room with a woman.
@Seth Organ and a mom joke, just really stacking that "I'm afraid of women but people need to see me as masculine" incel personality higher and higher. It's not surprising, but 🤷🏽♀️
“We’re we in Batman together? Oh, mine was Keaton.” 😂😂
April 1st, 2021
The corn syrup commercial with one of the parent's being absolutely aggressive and just DESTROYING her was my favorite honestly
I feel like a great personality test for people is when they think the Taco Town Taco becomes unappetizing.
The corn husk
The first one, cause it got meat in it
The corn husk
The correct answer is never
I want to eat it all
"so it's food, right?"
"COME OOONNNN"
The Brownie Husband is a Liz Lemon sketch if i've ever seen one. Pure gold.
Exactly! That's why I loved it all the more.
Jason sudeikis screaming "TaCo ToWn!"
Is my life
“Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!”
Murad Diab 😂😂😂😂😂
It's not pizza. It's Almost Pizza!
The Taco Town commercial is how people in Europe think Americans eat :D
*7:10*
*”PIZZA!? Now that’s what I call a taco!”*
😂
Actually is 7:17
This quote alone can summarize American cuisine
7:16
They didn't include the Tostinos one with Kristen Stewart.that one is great.
ViralCompile it’s the only thing I liked with Kristen Stewart in it just saying 🤷🏻♂️
They didn’t need to
I respectfully disagree....
That one wasn’t that good, the first tostinos parody was way better
The one that is like a horror movie and the one with kristen stewart are two of the best fake snl commercials
Are we just gonna ignore that the pizza was clearly not a Chicago Style Deep Dish Pizza.
That's because Deep Dish Pizza isn't Pizza.
Right lol, that shit was clearly frozen pizza.
It's Almost Chicago Style Deep Dish Pizza
As a Chicago native that was absolutely not deep dish 😂 but funny!
It was the biggest insult to deep dish. Deep dish is a delicacy and shall be respected
Almost pizza must be what they sell at 7-Eleven.
Nope. It seems that way when some employees make them though
Its what they sell at domino’s
How dare you. Domino's is the highlight of what pizza is... As long as it comes with lava cakes. Otherwise it's merely good 😂
No 7/11 pizza is good 😭
@@melodi2036 yeah... That's right...
The way the pizza broke like glass ... imagine chewing on that 😂 also the way bill said “wtf “ made me laugh even more
I imagine it's like that stuff you get when you mix constantly and water together
The almost pizza gets me every time 😂
Carol:"Come on Tom it's getting cold!"
Tom:"NO! If anything it's getting hotter!"
Me: breaking a rib laughing my ass off!
almost pizza is like how Breyers has a line of "ice cream" thats actually labeled "frozen dairy dessert" rather than "ice cream" because they cant legally call it ice cream.
Why cant they?
@@marijac.111
Because it's practically ice cream in every way, except for a few key ones.
Breyers ice cream is still called ice cream. They make a separate product that's called frozen dairy dessert though, just like they make a frozen almond milk dessert.
@@jshepard152 AHHHH lmao
Because it doesn’t melt like ice cream, it settles into a ice creamy mass that looks like lard, which eventually rots.
Some guy on RUclips did a time lapse comparison. It’s alarming, even by internet standards.
I never laughed so hard in my life. Especially the Taco commercial I love it
The corn syrup one was so good
Emma Barbara I fucking lost it when they showed Bobby Moynihan as the daughter!
Someone was in a really aggressive mood, there was not one ounce of chill in that skit
@@czableh, she needs more high fructose corn syrup. 😄
I hollered at the over grown man- child/daughter. I had my mouth opened as I typed!
I feel like that corn syrup one still went over people's heads...
Akira Makara could you explain it to me then?
Never mind I just watched it 😂.
Oh god I just got the double meaning.
it was my favorite hahaha
What do you mean
@Nathanael Jean It's sponsored by the Corn Syrup Producers of America
"Corn Syrup" was bizarre funny. "Taco Town" had me lol.....wonderful performances ❤️❤️
"From Pfizer" hits different in 2020
"It LOOKS like a COVID vaccine, its almost like one, but there are a few key differences."
"But it...WORKS, though...right?"
"Come on!"
@@dominicbofficial perhaps
Was JUST thinking that lol
Yeah. I wonder what kind of reputation they had before 2020
Not for anyone with half a brain
I think I’m too the point of getting old where I saw the sheets in brownie husband and cringed so much due to how much the sheets would be stained
Is that why some people have black bedsheets?
@@kittymama9186 Of course!
don’t worry lol, i’m not even 18 and thought the same thing
@@kevinthepigeon1062 You're one smart pigeon, Kevin!
Lol
the corn syrup thing is crazy bc they're killing us slowly with that lol
I absolutely died when Brownie Husband starting spouting the caramel sauce lol
Is it heaven or hell that has wifi?
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦
Geez thank God they didn't make him spray from his brownie dong. Wait, actually..
"Mommy, can I have some more juicy drink?" Love Bobby.
She got lumpy from too much corn syrup.
Doorhenge it’s high fructose corn syrup. Regular corn syrup is natural. high fructose corn syrup is the super processed garbage. Don’t get them confused
When the almost pizza hit the floor 😂😂 and reformed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know where to get real almost pizza, Chuck E Cheese’s!
I like Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Lame-o derps
Oh my god yes! That pizza was like radioactive I swear to god
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@@amyharrop6115 cry qcummingg
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I think that wife was trying to kill her husband with some almost pizza.
Oh, undoubtedly.
@@hyuckfinn Yeah, pretty much. 😂
And her daughter.
“Pizza?! Now that’s what I call a taco” hahaha that line and the entire Almost Pizza skit are some of my favorite snl moments
6:27
Taco Bell: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!
*que Patrick writing it all down when in reality he's playing tic tac toe with himself*
2:58 the back of the box is literally digiorno's lmaooo
I was scrolling through these comments to see if anyone else noticed. Wonder if they did it on purpose? We've all eaten a Digiorno Almost Pizza at least once.
Their parodies are funnier than most of there skits.
The taco town taco killed me cause literally every commercial for tacos emphasizes how ridiculously big they are it is like they're compensating for something heh.
Bro it’s so funny
6:22 the finger-milking is my favorite underrated SNL moment ever
Give David Spade the love on that
Lmfao...love the corn syrup one...brilliant lmfao
Haha taran's portrayal of clooney's mannerisms is so accurate 😅
“Almost Pizza” best. skit. ever. 😂😂
ALMOST the best skit ever. Lol.
Um, I swear if that started crawling around me. Run.
lmfaoo I agree
@@twondagreat8893 If it wants to live, that thing better run for its life before I shoot it.
sketch not skit
“Guacomemento sauce”😅😅😅😅 “Pizza. Now that’s what I call a taco.” This is epic man!🤣
2:40 A good father protecting his young.
Almost Pizza is one of the best skits in modern SNL history. Criminally underrated
It feels like a SCP anomaly
Jason Sudekis shouting ‘Taco Town!’ is everything 😂😂😂
nobody:
school pizza: ALMOST PIZZA!
Thanks, you made me think that I had dead pixels on my screen.
Spot on 👍
Everytime I have pizza my mom and I quote Almost Pizza the entire time 😂
The Nespresso one was great too LOL
2:40-2:41 Bruh I laughed when Bill Hader Said “HELL NO!”
The way Sudeikis yells "TACO TOWN" gets me every time.
“You can put tofu on pizza and LEGALLY call it pizza”
husband: 🤨
6:00 LMAO when the unexpected daughter asks for more juicy drink and runs off showing butt crack. Comedy gold! 😂
Who else thinks the taco town taco looks oddly good
Me just make it smaller👍
Wait really
@@stevenmorales7814 ruclips.net/video/UvIkojfQDxA/видео.html
The Twisted channel’s Pizzadila 👀
not oddly
The subtle way Clooney was shaking his head 😂
Dazzling Don Owen Clooney: 👆---😏---👆
Yoooo 5:30 is a littttttle too familiar 😂
I love how Almost Pizza shattered on the floor into pieces and then reconfigured itself back into pizza shape. Terminator pizza, New York style. LMBO!!!
I’m so early Bill hader and Kristen wiig are still in snl
And tina fey
But you'rnt
and andy samberg bro
They aren't in the show anymore.
@@dakota6133
The joke
Your head
My favorite thing about the Taco Town commercial was that somebody had to actually fucking make that thing and, presumably, consume it afterward.
i’m dying at “pizza? now that’s what i call a taco”
😂😂
Omg, I couldn't stop laughing with tears on the taco commercial 🤣
That corn syrup is for sure a real issue, such a classic example.
Rest were great too.