Billy Madison (2/9) Movie CLIP - Billy Mocks a Third Grader (1995) HD

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  • @DJoy221
    @DJoy221 7 лет назад +1938

    "T-t-t-t-today junior!" 😂 Still kills me to this day.

  • @mightymidgetshockey8977
    @mightymidgetshockey8977 8 лет назад +558

    2:08 lmao "Pff kid can't even read" 😅

  • @MegansiCast
    @MegansiCast 9 лет назад +1548

    T-t-t-t-TODAYYY, JUNIOR!
    hahahahahahahaha...

    • @jackchristopher1672
      @jackchristopher1672 7 лет назад +8

      Jjajja

    • @joshuajohnstone8704
      @joshuajohnstone8704 6 лет назад +12

      OW! You’re tearing my ear off!

    • @joshuajohnstone8704
      @joshuajohnstone8704 6 лет назад +11

      Adam Carter I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I’ve been physically abused in the ear.

    • @joshuajohnstone8704
      @joshuajohnstone8704 6 лет назад +9

      Adam Carter i see your lips movin. but I can’t make out the word. I’m deaf! Oh Veronica Vaughn! 🎶So hot want to touch the heinie🎶 (howls)

    • @joshuajohnstone8704
      @joshuajohnstone8704 6 лет назад +1

      Adam Carter principal anderson

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 11 лет назад +484

    2:16 is probably why you're here.

  • @timleery
    @timleery 2 года назад +92

    Eric pushing the kid “Get out of here!” 😂😂😂

  • @CozySeeker291
    @CozySeeker291 11 лет назад +1237

    "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear."

  • @waltzerwhite7335
    @waltzerwhite7335 8 лет назад +1074

    I take so many lines from this movie and use them on the daily.
    "I am the smartest man alive"
    "T-t-t-t-today junior"
    "69 hahah"

  • @Aaron_Scissorhands
    @Aaron_Scissorhands 2 года назад +244

    00:40
    Took me 28 years to figure this out, but when Carl says "it could be worse" he's actually talking about Eric running the company instead of Billy, LoL! 🤣

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 2 года назад +20

      Carl looks at Eric right before he says it too.

    • @jeffreyknowles863
      @jeffreyknowles863 2 года назад +11

      I didnt get it either. I didnt know he was talking about Eric. Kind of the prelude of horrible bosses trying to fire you for being 2 minutes late

    • @jeffreyknowles863
      @jeffreyknowles863 Год назад

      Or kill you for getting an order slightly wrong. Or if you disobey even if the slightest, hes put poison nanobots in his victim's friends bodies and will make you watch them get killed.

    • @basillah7650
      @basillah7650 Год назад +1

      @@jeffreyknowles863 more idiots wanting to be the boss so they don't have to do any work and just sleep

    • @martincurran6432
      @martincurran6432 Год назад +1

      I got it maybe after a couple of seconds after he said it

  • @ButteredToast32
    @ButteredToast32 10 лет назад +1742

    Ahhh the good ol' days when Adam Sandler could make me laugh.

    • @orangejoe204
      @orangejoe204 9 лет назад +55

      +WhenxChristxReturnsx Like Jim Carrey, he nailed the manchild thing. Once he tried to cross over, he fell on his face and never realized it.

    • @barrymonroy7138
      @barrymonroy7138 7 лет назад +2

      Buttered Toast That's right!!!!!

    • @geddoe316
      @geddoe316 7 лет назад +58

      in hindsight these films aren't much better than his current stuff.. people just hadn't gotten used to his schtick at this point, and nostalgia takes over the rest.

    • @jimmymackinnon8474
      @jimmymackinnon8474 6 лет назад +9

      If this makes you laugh, then you have low standards for comedy. I’m flagging this video.

    • @elimartinez1900
      @elimartinez1900 6 лет назад +30

      He still makes me laugh

  • @thegentleman5409
    @thegentleman5409 4 года назад +197

    2:17 one of the most quotable movie lines of all time lol

  • @RichardSturtevant
    @RichardSturtevant 10 лет назад +187

    2:17 TTTTT-Today Junior

  • @cloud_nine8248
    @cloud_nine8248 5 лет назад +290

    How is no one talking about that kids face at 0:55? I was laughing sooo much 😂😂

    • @brandonbates9259
      @brandonbates9259 4 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @zua7834
      @zua7834 3 года назад +12

      Kid said 🤓

    • @Mr.G_717
      @Mr.G_717 3 года назад +7

      Lmao and the kid that sat on the sprinkler

    • @codyking4848
      @codyking4848 2 года назад

      Probably because most people have a humor level higher than the 1st grade

    • @erikl827
      @erikl827 2 года назад +4

      I try to duplicate that face whenever someone is telling me something I don't want to hear lol

  • @zeaferjones1404
    @zeaferjones1404 4 года назад +50

    I like how that kid becomes one of Billy's friends later on. He also throws a sandwich at the bus driver.

    • @thescottallen
      @thescottallen 2 года назад +6

      He was dared to, after all.

    • @oscarvillarreal8951
      @oscarvillarreal8951 2 года назад +3

      I guess certain kids don't hold a grudge... I'm talking about Billy

  • @zeikalbillar
    @zeikalbillar 6 лет назад +163

    -"social studies, division, this is gonna be tough"
    -"🤓"

  • @lunaranger4921
    @lunaranger4921 7 лет назад +43

    Did he seriously say "Jackpot" when she entered the class?? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackiceberrys
    @blackiceberrys 5 лет назад +197

    Teacher: open your books to page 69
    Billy: hahaha 69
    Everyone else: doesn’t laugh
    Billy: am I the only real man left😫

    • @Watch_over_us
      @Watch_over_us 3 года назад +1

      2021: oh yeaahhjj boiii u rite

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 3 года назад +1

      What does that mean I was looking for a comment on that. Is it about the devil?

    • @buttholebob
      @buttholebob 2 года назад

      @@HassanAhmed-rf9xr its because of DN

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 2 года назад

      @@buttholebob does DN stand for something?

    • @alexf9381
      @alexf9381 2 года назад

      @@HassanAhmed-rf9xr 69 is a sexual reference. Since I'm not sure of your age, Its probably not right for me to get into exact specifics as to how it is. To summarize, the term "69ing" is a reference to a certain sexual position/act.

  • @Theshark15z
    @Theshark15z 10 лет назад +476

    Don't mess with Sonya Blade!!!!

    • @Mrd9960
      @Mrd9960 9 лет назад +46

      Yeah damn! Bridget was a total knockout in this movie, omg she was hot!!!

    • @therock3314
      @therock3314 7 лет назад +33

      @Theshark15z That was Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat?

    • @Theshark15z
      @Theshark15z 7 лет назад +14

      therock3314 yes

    • @pittcrunch6513
      @pittcrunch6513 6 лет назад +2

      Theshark15z I am in love

    • @eviljon1283
      @eviljon1283 6 лет назад +12

      All we need is jax

  • @centralhockey12
    @centralhockey12 3 года назад +18

    Billy: “Social studies, division, this is gonna be tough!”
    Kid: *shocked pikachu face*

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +22

    “Jeez, what’s up her butt?” is underrated lmao
    And this movie is still hilarious in 2023 xD

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Год назад +1

      @@matthewmulholland1797 “I said reading is good. Can we start the story now?” Lmao

  • @Cian432
    @Cian432 8 лет назад +92

    1:09 jackpot 😂😂😂😂

    • @KeatonGraves
      @KeatonGraves 7 месяцев назад

      That’s literally me when they have chicken tenders at Casey’s.

  • @TheBJuno
    @TheBJuno 11 лет назад +300

    0:51-1:00 funniest part of movie.

  • @33themajor
    @33themajor 7 месяцев назад +4

    The kid in the glasses looking at him, saying nothing, looking dumbfounded. 😂😂😂

  • @jcrocky
    @jcrocky 4 года назад +71

    2:20 that laugh 😂😂😂

  • @StarBoy62
    @StarBoy62 10 лет назад +77

    "OW! YOU'RE TEARING MY EAR OFF!"

    • @adamssirenadventures6574
      @adamssirenadventures6574 6 лет назад +5

      StarBoy62 MAKING FUN OF A LITTLE KID BECAUSE WERE TRYING TO READ, ARE YOU PSYCHO? DO YOU NOT HAVE A SOUL?

    • @tylercancook
      @tylercancook 4 года назад +9

      I’m sorry I can’t hear you, I’ve been physically abused in the ear.

    • @adm2002
      @adm2002 4 года назад +5

      @@tylercancook You keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm going to fail you! End of story.

    • @metallichrisvlogs9390
      @metallichrisvlogs9390 4 года назад +3

      @@adm2002 I see your lips moving, but I can’t make out the words!! I’m deaf!!

    • @ericzubyk2329
      @ericzubyk2329 2 года назад +2

      @@adm2002 TRY ME! I’d rather fail!

  • @Vanilladye
    @Vanilladye 4 года назад +24

    "Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?" Lmao

  • @gromitpesley
    @gromitpesley 5 лет назад +18

    1:08 that jackpot is so Peter Griffin

  • @redozmasoma
    @redozmasoma 4 года назад +16

    00:25 I always laugh at that
    just how he casually shoves the little girl away lol...

  • @Ali1986Koksal
    @Ali1986Koksal Год назад +7

    Whoever told the kid to stare at Adam Sandler like the child does around the 0:56 is an absolute GENIUS.

  • @mw9688
    @mw9688 3 года назад +58

    I love the look on her face after the 69 joke. Nobody in the room understanding it except for Billy and Her cause of course they are adults though her being more mature does not laugh and is in fact slightly annoyed. That look though is my favorite joke in the movie.
    I dissected the joke....I KILLED IT!!!

  • @jimmyplenderleith9471
    @jimmyplenderleith9471 2 года назад +35

    "Pffff....kid can't even read".......Still kills me today!!! That and the laugh after TTTTT Today junior
    Her reaction - "Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?".....amazing
    How any human being cannot find this movie hilarious now just as it was in 1995 doesnt have the right sense of humor. IT was hilarious when I was 17....its hilarious in my mid 40s

    • @ericzubyk2329
      @ericzubyk2329 2 года назад +1

      TBH, I actually don’t have a soul.

  • @Mit2uba.
    @Mit2uba. 4 года назад +7

    "T-t-t-t-Today Junior" lmao I love this movie

  • @Tfor2show
    @Tfor2show Год назад +12

    I like how this video makes it seem like Billy's howl at the end goes on forever.
    It's a good representation of his infinite love for Ms. Vaughn.

  • @rogergeorge793
    @rogergeorge793 5 лет назад +10

    "Jackpot" I can never get over that part😂😂😂😂

  • @C.A.Nanney
    @C.A.Nanney 7 лет назад +12

    "T-T-T-Today, junior!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DD31595
    @DD31595 3 года назад +11

    Love that scene! I love the way she goes crazy on Billy! Not only that, but I also love the way Billy goes "Weeeeee!!!" 😄

  • @Matt-jl9lo
    @Matt-jl9lo 4 года назад +15

    These were the times, movies and life as well will never be the same💯

    • @dbzviper
      @dbzviper 2 года назад

      I have to agree like 100%%%

  • @jar6154
    @jar6154 6 лет назад +64

    Till this day, every time someone says “69” , I say it the way billy does at 1:27.

  • @oliviaosullivan7686
    @oliviaosullivan7686 9 лет назад +19

    Love his smile at 1:53

  • @strongman4451
    @strongman4451 3 года назад +6

    When Eric pushes the kid away!! 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @derpinbird1180
    @derpinbird1180 4 года назад +11

    I'm glad carl got the job. He seems tough but he can deal with situations without freaking out

  • @user-em4rk4qo1f
    @user-em4rk4qo1f 7 лет назад +12

    0:25 "get outta here"
    I didn't even notice that the first time haha

  • @Bragg-wt6yg
    @Bragg-wt6yg 4 года назад +5

    *T-T-T-today Junior!"* 2:17 😂😂

  • @cav1582
    @cav1582 4 года назад +22

    2:08 when I go back to school from corona be like

  • @luvittodeath7031
    @luvittodeath7031 4 года назад +11

    “I am the smartest man alive!”
    *says the dude who had to retake every single grade*

  • @Frederico.Huguenin
    @Frederico.Huguenin 2 года назад +8

    This movie is funnier now as an adult… masterpiece !

  • @allelitetyler9526
    @allelitetyler9526 9 лет назад +49

    0:08 Me when I ace a test

  • @FiddleSkittle
    @FiddleSkittle 4 года назад +50

    2:16-2:20
    -when Nevada is slowly taking it's time counting their votes in the 2020 election

    • @Abaass11
      @Abaass11 3 года назад +1

      اريد اسم المومثلة رجائن

  • @TheEgyptianGamerGeek
    @TheEgyptianGamerGeek 8 лет назад +17

    Bridgette Wilson was 21-22 when they were filming and when this movie came out FYI.

    • @chrismarkgamingfoodreviews6336
      @chrismarkgamingfoodreviews6336 8 лет назад +2

      TheEgyptianGamerGeek True she definitely is 21 or 22 years old when this movie came out back in 1995.

    • @TheEgyptianGamerGeek
      @TheEgyptianGamerGeek 8 лет назад +1

      Chris and Mark Gaming And Food Review Channel Yep

    • @isabelahepburn4328
      @isabelahepburn4328 7 лет назад +2

      she was 21 it was filmed in 1994 and then release on february 1995

    • @luislopez3726
      @luislopez3726 4 года назад

      She also portrayed Sonya Blade in the first _Mortal Kombat_ movie, and way better than Sandra Hess!!

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 3 года назад +6

    I think it was unscripted when the kids giggled at him being dragged out 😂

  • @mlpsoda1175
    @mlpsoda1175 5 лет назад +22

    When I was watching this scene and they were talking about 69 my phone was 69% it made me laugh so much😂😂

  • @jaimesmith2266
    @jaimesmith2266 Год назад +8

    One of the funniest movies ever😂😂😂

  • @domenicoonorati8790
    @domenicoonorati8790 4 года назад +4

    Love How the girl in the front
    Starts to laugh afterwards

  • @josephmarklaurin
    @josephmarklaurin 6 лет назад +11

    2:17 T-t TODAY JUNIOR! 😄😄😄😄😄

  • @Computist40
    @Computist40 8 лет назад +99

    0:20 pretty much on how I act when i see a slip and slide.

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 5 лет назад +3

    it's funny that the 1st grade and 3rd grade classroom look the most...vibrant and awesome for young children, while the 2nd grade classroom reminds me of the higher grade classrooms in my youth like grade 7 and up.

  • @BackwoodsFilms
    @BackwoodsFilms 2 года назад +5

    That Veronica Vaughan can fail me any day of the week.

  • @josefinaruiz3222
    @josefinaruiz3222 4 года назад +11

    Dan: “P-P-P-P....”
    Billy: “TO-TO-TO-TODAY, JUNIOR! Hahahahaha”
    Veronica Vaughn: -grab his ear-
    Billy: Ow you’re tearing my ear off!
    Veronica Vaughn: “Making fun of a little kid for trying to read! Are you a psycho? Do you not have a soul?”
    Billy: “ I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. I’ve been physically abused in the ear.”
    Veronica Vaughn: “You keep your mouth shut for two weeks or ill failed you. End of Story”
    “I see. your lips movin’
    Billy: “But I can’t make out the words. I’m deaf!”
    Billy: “Oh, Veronica Vaughn! so hot, wanted to touch the heinie. Aoooooooooo”

    • @ericzubyk2329
      @ericzubyk2329 2 года назад +2

      I’d do the same thing as him & wouldn’t regret it.

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 3 года назад +6

    He’s like an American Mr. Bean 😂

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 года назад +3

    When she drags him out by the ear, it’s like in BBB when Auntie Barbara catches Mr. Prank the ice cream man doing his real job and does the same 😂

  • @agirlwhol0ves_music
    @agirlwhol0ves_music 2 года назад +3

    the kid sitting on the sprinkler 🤣😭

  • @eprimeify2090
    @eprimeify2090 5 лет назад +92

    I feel bad for every person with a stutter who has been made fun of 'cus of this scene :(

    • @gargouenzene
      @gargouenzene 4 года назад +20

      I really love when Veronica puts Billy in his place.

    • @jeremyweekes2126
      @jeremyweekes2126 4 года назад +10

      @@gargouenzene, I'm not defending making fun of someone who is trying to learn to read. But can you imagine for a minute if a man was to grab a woman by the ear & force her out of a room by her ear. That man would be completely vilified for doing that. It's a rather disgusting double standard of society where abuse towards men is trivialised, but if the same abuse was to happen to a woman, society would be up in arms over it.

    • @dannigro8794
      @dannigro8794 4 года назад +3

      Yeah true but the kid seemed to get over it and realized billy was just immature.

    • @LN4116
      @LN4116 3 года назад

      It’s funny xD

    • @reesespoofles5613
      @reesespoofles5613 3 года назад +18

      @@jeremyweekes2126 it’s a comedy movie lmfao it’s not that serious

  • @varkolak7779
    @varkolak7779 4 года назад +5

    1:07 Kano: Allo babe do you miss me?

  • @georgehaserjian569
    @georgehaserjian569 5 лет назад +15

    Those days 😢 I swear when ever the teacher told me to open the the I was crying inside butt now I’m so proud of my self bcz I can speak English perfectly thx my old teachers

  • @ZetaReticuli_
    @ZetaReticuli_ 2 года назад +4

    The 69 joke cracks me up because he and the teacher were the only ones to get it, and the kids had no idea what he was talking about.

  • @ericmonaco4509
    @ericmonaco4509 7 лет назад +15

    0:07 When you ace your final exams

  • @coledoucette5116
    @coledoucette5116 5 лет назад +5

    I love you Carl looks at eric for 3 seconds then says "could be worse"

  • @michaelramos810
    @michaelramos810 6 лет назад +9

    His face at 1:12 😂

  • @Pit8813
    @Pit8813 5 лет назад +6

    My buddy wade is always messing with me at work he’s always sayin to-to-to-today junior! 😂 he loves any Adam Sandler movie

  • @Playtimekingdom202
    @Playtimekingdom202 Год назад +4

    He gonna have a stupid party every time he graduates 😂😂

  • @VoyageOne1
    @VoyageOne1 8 лет назад +8

    Kid: "Wa-wa-wunth, th-th-th-there w-w-wuth a g-g-g-g-girl who wa-wa-wanted t-t-t-to fl-fl-fl-fly in a-a-an air p-p-p-p-p-p" 😆😅🤣😆😂🤣😆😁🤣😆😂🤣

    • @art23428
      @art23428 6 месяцев назад

      T t t t today junior hahaha

  • @JakePalid
    @JakePalid 10 лет назад +45

    2:53 true.

  • @johnnytower6169
    @johnnytower6169 9 месяцев назад +1

    I learned division the year before I first saw this movie. It took me another 2 years beyond that time to understand the concept. A girl called Rosie taught me how to do it. Man I think it was the girls in my elementary classes who were the real hero’s, I owe y’all

  • @holeymoley712
    @holeymoley712 2 года назад +7

    I love how somebody sat down and wrote the script. The set is kind of elaborate. And the actors and Sandler does their thing. It all seems kind of grating and painful to endure, but in a funny way

  • @animathehallowed1380
    @animathehallowed1380 Год назад +1

    0:57 my face whenever my wife tells me something while I wasn’t listening

  • @Deatheater36509
    @Deatheater36509 6 лет назад +8

    2:38 when someone plays country music😂😂😂

  • @baenbaen7398
    @baenbaen7398 2 года назад +1

    0:43 “eeeeee, That’s nice!” 😜 hahahaha 😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @aaronpoor8229
    @aaronpoor8229 7 лет назад +19

    1:48 Reading is good!

  • @AscendHumanity
    @AscendHumanity 2 года назад +4

    It’s his facial expression that kills me lol 2:04

  • @jaytromp5228
    @jaytromp5228 4 года назад +16

    Adam Sandler makes me laugh so hard
    Best comedian ever

  • @joelkurtz1836
    @joelkurtz1836 5 месяцев назад +1

    Th-th-th-thanks for posting this. Still makes me laugh to this day

  • @MDE128
    @MDE128 6 лет назад +7

    LOL, this is so hilarious. My favorite Adam Sandler movie.

  • @drixx1344
    @drixx1344 4 года назад +3

    The way he said jackpot in a weird way

  • @macaulaywilson9503
    @macaulaywilson9503 4 года назад +2

    “Physically abused in ear” 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @robbiesilverwolf
    @robbiesilverwolf 2 года назад +3

    When you grow up and start thinking Eric is making good points

  • @garyparker1220
    @garyparker1220 4 года назад +3

    That kid who he looked at in the class. He was like huh 😂

  • @katsumotoempire4453
    @katsumotoempire4453 10 лет назад +325

    69 ahahahhaha

    • @sethronalds9457
      @sethronalds9457 9 лет назад +2

      katsumoto empire oh my gosh how did I not pick that up before haha

    • @katsumotoempire4453
      @katsumotoempire4453 9 лет назад +3

      I Know!!!!

    • @Tommyblueeyes
      @Tommyblueeyes 8 лет назад +1

      +Seth Ronalds beats the hell outta me!

    • @lukeskywalker4787
      @lukeskywalker4787 6 лет назад +1

      Seth Ronalds exactly me to

    • @itzlogan569
      @itzlogan569 4 года назад +4

      Wait this movie came out in 1995 and 6ix9ine was born in 1996.

  • @justinmolina8146
    @justinmolina8146 10 лет назад +31

    At 2:00 2:25 Floyd and 50 cent be like XD

  • @pfrazier11
    @pfrazier11 2 года назад +3

    Still Adams funniest scene ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JakePalid
    @JakePalid 10 лет назад +27

    2:57-2:59 HAHAHHAHA!

  • @Doobie1975
    @Doobie1975 13 лет назад +30

    this is the funniest scene of the entire movie, I know I would feel a lot of humilation if I were in Billy's shoes

  • @JesseOsher
    @JesseOsher 4 года назад +4

    Crazy.. It’s now 2020 and this movie was made 0:31 ... 😂

  • @victoriamason3949
    @victoriamason3949 8 лет назад +6

    2:18 😂 tuhday jooniuh

  • @lflagr
    @lflagr Год назад +1

    Nowadays a teacher could never grab a kid by the ear like that lol

  • @kinopiko01
    @kinopiko01 2 года назад +3

    Nice to see Sonya doing well

  • @THEJIG-IS-UP
    @THEJIG-IS-UP 4 года назад +2

    I use that T t t t today all the time when my wife or someone starts fumbling with words. Lol

  • @methsmokingcarlos9077
    @methsmokingcarlos9077 5 лет назад +3

    2:00 how I read in class when I get told to read 😂😂😂

  • @thatonefrankmain3370
    @thatonefrankmain3370 6 лет назад +2

    00:9 when you were a kid and you solved 2+2 math queation

  • @sixthdegreesunburn
    @sixthdegreesunburn 4 года назад +4

    i want to make “i am the smartest man alive” as my most memorable saying in year 7

  • @nightmarefuel8537
    @nightmarefuel8537 4 года назад +1

    Jeez what's up her but 🤣🤣🤣
    I lost it

  • @ianshiery9429
    @ianshiery9429 6 лет назад +4

    0:57 When I find out I'm not going to high school. HAHAHA