Caesar Addresses His Legionaries

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • 50,000 people used to live in Boulder City; now, it's a ghost town.

Комментарии • 18

  • @Enclave_Engineer
    @Enclave_Engineer 7 месяцев назад +63

    This is legitimately what could happen, proper meanings of pharses being lost to history and being assigned new meaning, same way Legion football armor was once used for sport and now serves purpose as battle gear. However I highly doubt COD existed in Fallout universe.

  • @tf2redpie
    @tf2redpie 7 месяцев назад +51

    Wild wasteland dialogue perk

    • @mahiganti
      @mahiganti 6 месяцев назад +4

      "you feel a little woozy"

  • @darthmeta6445
    @darthmeta6445 7 месяцев назад +25

    I can just see the NCR over on the other side of the dam gearing up and strategizing as if they were about to enter a Battlefield match.
    "Alright boys, I'm just two levels away from Colonel, so we finish this Conquest match and we can go back to Bad Company. This is an infantry only map, so we don't have vehicles to back us up. Make sure you keep an eye out for Legion troops trying to outflank you. Maintaining the flag at the dam is our main objective; we lose that, they we're going to have to fight back all the way from spawn... again. Remember, if you can get an insta-kill from behind on one of the bunny-hopping freaks - take it!! And make sure to grab their dog tags if you can.
    "Assault class - there's no mechanized units for you to metaphorically and physically torture, so don't be afraid to engage the Legion troops with your rocket launcher. They call you a 'Rocket-whore' for doing that, then it was their fault for standing in the way and not moving!
    "Snipers... do I really need to explain what you need to do? Just remember to spot everything you can for the rest of us... and be mindful of your scope-glare.
    "Supports - kill everything! Ammo is not a problem as long as you have those packs we handed out earlier.
    "When you go down- yes, _when,_ not 'if' - *_when_* you go down, either wait for a medic to revive you or just immediately spawn on your squadmates... I don't want to see our boys getting caught in No-Man's Land just because you couldn't make up your mind on whether or not you wanted to be patient and wait for a revive! Also, Medics... if I see one of you with a grenade launcher instead of your pyscho and stimpacks, I'm gonna stuff you into your own grenade tube and launch you at the Legion, myself!
    "And for God's sake, above ALLLLL ELSE - don't go off looking for kills. Play the *_FUCKIN_* 'objective!! And remember: spawn-camping is not cheating - it is _strategy_ ..."

  • @ft5821
    @ft5821 7 месяцев назад +49

    Boone would be quickscoping everyone

    • @Bigkingmonster408
      @Bigkingmonster408 7 месяцев назад +1

      Boone the spawn trap camper

    • @MYBALLSARERUNNING
      @MYBALLSARERUNNING 7 месяцев назад +4

      "I'm reporting NCR rangers for spawn camping"

    • @satan1808
      @satan1808 7 месяцев назад

      He even quickscoped his wife

  • @brothers_of_nod
    @brothers_of_nod 6 месяцев назад +8

    I see that tumor is at work

  • @Bigkingmonster408
    @Bigkingmonster408 7 месяцев назад +20

    “Women ruined the internet. We will not make the same mistake twice.”

  • @GcubePlayer8
    @GcubePlayer8 Месяц назад +2

    There will definitely be some slurs yelled

  • @ryankim9203
    @ryankim9203 5 месяцев назад +1

    I bet this could be his entire line before they're final battle. Well made.

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 5 месяцев назад +2

    I don't think the average COD player has enough braincells before they quit playing this game after about an hour.
    Saying, "This shit sucks bro, I don't get it"
    Source: That was my brother's reaction to this game. He preferred Far Cry 3, when I showed him that first.
    Imagine failing an INT check in real life.

  • @PikachuLittle
    @PikachuLittle 4 месяца назад

    Common Legion W

  • @tyrian_baal
    @tyrian_baal 3 месяца назад

    VULLPEES

  • @stevenmartin8501
    @stevenmartin8501 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Promo SM"