Joe Rogan Freaks Out Over Giant Dinosaur Bird

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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2020
  • Taken from JRE #1452 w/Greg Fitzsimmons: • Video

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  • @kaladin7487
    @kaladin7487 4 года назад +2319

    We need Joe to host a show on animal planet where he just looks for and freaks out over crazy animals

    • @mikehawk1673
      @mikehawk1673 4 года назад +92

      When a predator gets a kill “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH” -Joe Rogan

    • @RSMoreno
      @RSMoreno 4 года назад +50

      He would be a good co-host of Plizzanet Earth with Snoop

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +39

      He already commentates the UFC

    • @AlexRodriguez-li7jk
      @AlexRodriguez-li7jk 4 года назад +2

      It is all over!!!!

    • @canadasblinky
      @canadasblinky 4 года назад +1

      And no one tells him the correct pronunciation

  • @Jezeriah
    @Jezeriah 4 года назад +1831

    Fun Fact: This is the 93rd time he's brought up this damn bird.

    • @ForkInTheRoad33
      @ForkInTheRoad33 4 года назад +45

      Because it's more about symbolism than the actual bird. 33

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +287

      He won't be satisfied until he has one on the show

    • @shangtsung1362
      @shangtsung1362 4 года назад +6

      @@ForkInTheRoad33 Please expand (that's what she said).

    • @andrewjacksonbr
      @andrewjacksonbr 4 года назад +74

      Sad Fact: That you know this is the 93rd time you heard him bring it up.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад +5

      its the bird bruh. the bird survived and stuff, bruh. do you kick a punching bag bruh. Don't you get it yet? Connor and khabeb stuff bruh?

  • @kingjames7904
    @kingjames7904 2 года назад +264

    Fun fact : shoebills are friendly with humans and greet them by doing a lil head shake while bowing

    • @jortkebabopjebord
      @jortkebabopjebord 2 года назад +2

      Really😂, whats your source

    • @morgancasey
      @morgancasey 2 года назад +2

      @@jortkebabopjebord ruclips.net/video/-p2RyFnudDw/видео.html

    • @tiberiu_nicolae
      @tiberiu_nicolae 2 года назад +48

      Only those from good neighborhoods. The shoebills in Chicago shank you in the neck and steal your sneakers.

    • @thedude1083
      @thedude1083 2 года назад +5

      Um...I've seen a few nice ones but most online are going head to head with a goose lmao 🤣

    • @knalwortel
      @knalwortel 2 года назад +2

      Not in Joe's world

  • @markdudley1431
    @markdudley1431 4 года назад +236

    Hahaha I'm the guy in that Shoebill Stork video :-)
    Sushi the Shoebill Stork was injured and has been in captivity his whole life. I've known him for many years and he's incredibly tame and very gentle. I've visited him many times.

    • @Petroglyph1
      @Petroglyph1 2 года назад +11

      Good to know, I was worried too, at first....!!!

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Год назад +1

      Nice meal ticket

  • @mahatmaghandi1382
    @mahatmaghandi1382 4 года назад +280

    I would kill to see joe’s reaction when you tell him that shoebills can fly

    • @zebavila9834
      @zebavila9834 2 года назад +3

      Better watch csi first

    • @johndc2998
      @johndc2998 2 года назад +3

      The first thing he read was that it flies.. so they already told him he didn't react so you'll never see it !

    • @johndc2998
      @johndc2998 2 года назад +3

      He knows they can fly since about 45 seconds in, he didn't give a crap

    • @lorddemonoss3945
      @lorddemonoss3945 Год назад +3

      Hahaha 😆.........wait.... 😐They can what!?
      Somebody! Get me my shotgun!

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Год назад +1

      They killed Ghandi too? Oh no

  • @JamesHahnII
    @JamesHahnII 4 года назад +309

    That’s when I realized this was no girl scout at all. It was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era trying to trick me into giving him tree fiddy.

    • @fonz-ys6xu
      @fonz-ys6xu 4 года назад +9

      Lock Ness monster is that you?!
      .... I'm gonna need about tree fity.

    • @brandynwood5872
      @brandynwood5872 4 года назад +5

      Well no wonder he keeps coming back

    • @JamesHahnII
      @JamesHahnII 4 года назад +9

      @@fonz-ys6xu Dammit we work for our money in this house and I ain't giving you no damn tree fiddy!

    • @JamesHahnII
      @JamesHahnII 4 года назад +5

      @@brandynwood5872 Hold on now let me tell the story!

    • @nadiadelphi6850
      @nadiadelphi6850 3 года назад +4

      Oh lord the curtains

  • @chad4158
    @chad4158 4 года назад +755

    Joe Rogan's animal segments are the best!

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 4 года назад +6

      I can't believe this is the first time he saw it.I knew about it ages ago (maybe more than 3 years ago)

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +13

      Gorilla segments are top notch

    • @thesponge836
      @thesponge836 4 года назад +4

      For real. I hope we can get back into more positive topics after this blows over, less politics!

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 4 года назад +5

      BY FAR the most comedic he can possibly be, though his display of ignorance is clearly unintentional.

    • @martink9701
      @martink9701 4 года назад +3

      @@ItsameAlex He's talked about it hundreds of times lol, he just freaks out so much he'll act as if he's never seen it before XD

  • @jayzenitram9621
    @jayzenitram9621 4 года назад +154

    Fun fact: The currency of Guatemala is the Quetzal.

  • @SBZFlyFishing
    @SBZFlyFishing 4 года назад +635

    Joe “He was like a Aztec god or something...”
    Graham Hancock listening at home “Time to do JRE again”

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад +1

      100 millions ago big bird. You on the pulse...cause gram points out lies from 100 years ago. Staying real, yeah?

    • @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
      @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect 4 года назад +40

      @@markstewart4501 put the pipe down mark

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад +3

      @@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect the pipe sound like your gig. You put it down, bruh. You're on some contorlled smoke for control dipsh!t level. I was a child one day. I know your type.

    • @bryanroy111
      @bryanroy111 4 года назад +31

      @@markstewart4501 Wtf dude really put down the pipe.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад +2

      @@bryanroy111 yeeaah, were going to need your tcp report on that...Sorry, bruh, not on your dipcrap level. guessing at you. oookay.

  • @stephenmiller2544
    @stephenmiller2544 4 года назад +173

    Terror birds definitely ate some of our ancestors. Those things are truly terrifying.

    • @captainblacktail8137
      @captainblacktail8137 4 года назад +21

      And we killed them off. We killed off everything that was terrifying...

    • @stephenmiller2544
      @stephenmiller2544 4 года назад +15

      @@captainblacktail8137 I think an asteroid broke into many pieces and hit the Earth like 30000 years ago, Created an ice age that humans were able to survive Where other species like the wooly mammoth died out because they couldn't adapt

    • @baaldiablo8459
      @baaldiablo8459 4 года назад +9

      @@stephenmiller2544 You right about that, but it was just 12k years ago

    • @shadowedknight66
      @shadowedknight66 4 года назад +5

      @@stephenmiller2544 Yo what? The Ice Age is not what killed wooly Mammoths dude.

    • @jhinthevirtuoso4886
      @jhinthevirtuoso4886 4 года назад +11

      @@stephenmiller2544 humanity killed of the whooly mammoth by overhunting it to extinction

  • @BobbyJD123
    @BobbyJD123 4 года назад +195

    "Face like a bolt cutter" lol 😂😂

    • @19MacRazy
      @19MacRazy 4 года назад +2

      Don't you mean, Joe "Face like a bolt cutter" Rogan ? Heh.

    • @speeddemon8977
      @speeddemon8977 4 года назад

      @@19MacRazy It wasn't rogan who said that

    • @19MacRazy
      @19MacRazy 4 года назад

      @@speeddemon8977 Thank you, Helpy Helperton...

    • @thepigmanlives6721
      @thepigmanlives6721 4 года назад +4

      north london 4:57 Joe Rogan says an eagles got a face like a bolt cutter.

    • @19MacRazy
      @19MacRazy 4 года назад

      @@thepigmanlives6721 ... And a non-sarcastic thank you to you! ;b

  • @danneilson7768
    @danneilson7768 4 года назад +19

    36 foot wide wingspan sounds like a dragon to me

  • @joshmartin1938
    @joshmartin1938 4 года назад +114

    Joe: What do they eat?
    Jamie: Comedians

    • @betteldottel
      @betteldottel 4 года назад +17

      Thank god joe is safe

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 3 года назад +4

      The human females are safe then

  • @ArthurGoodness
    @ArthurGoodness 4 года назад +74

    I feel like Joe always ignores Zapdos. Now that's an electrifying bird

    • @stevenhuynh8843
      @stevenhuynh8843 4 года назад +7

      Arthur Mel He’s clearly a zapdos denier. It’s a shame really. All the poor electrifying birds deserve our respect.

    • @blinkingintensifies8212
      @blinkingintensifies8212 4 года назад +2

      Danny Zuko: “It’s electrifyin!”

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 4 года назад +39

    Is there anything better than joe freaking out over some extinct animal

    • @martink9701
      @martink9701 4 года назад +7

      Nope, that's why we're here

    • @AssassinoSighted
      @AssassinoSighted Месяц назад

      Yes,telling uncle joey about lee's latest food adventures 🤣

  • @swampThaang
    @swampThaang 4 года назад +68

    The native Americans called birds that would take away children Thunderbirds

  • @Rmachine91
    @Rmachine91 2 года назад +16

    I cannot believe they did not mention the sound this bird makes with its beak. Its like gunshots. Absolutely insane.

  • @elmartillo7931
    @elmartillo7931 4 года назад +110

    Joe "could you imagine" Rogan

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад +1

      Joe "taking idiots on a possible informative ride so he needs catch phrases" Rogan.

    • @Jerbrousky
      @Jerbrousky 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @paigehennigar6557
      @paigehennigar6557 4 года назад +2

      i read this right as he said it

  • @420
    @420 4 года назад +37

    Omg! I saw this bird shown in the thumbnail (Shoebill Stork) at a zoo and I legit stood there and said, “man, that’s a crazy looking statue of a bird. Imagine if that was still around.” As I zoomed in with my camera it slightly moved its head and blinked. I lost my mind!
    I’ve now seen this bird twice at two different zoos and remained impressed.

    • @bananka4905
      @bananka4905 Год назад +1

      Thats so funny. I would have jumped. Hahaha

    • @dylonjackson8863
      @dylonjackson8863 Год назад +1

      Yeah they really are amazing to watch. Instantly became my favorite animal as soon as I saw one. Coolest part is their scientific name is the Balaeniceps Rex aka the B-Rex

  • @MJtnp
    @MJtnp 4 года назад +188

    Joe, you were waaaaayyyyy too high for this podcast bruh.

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 4 года назад +17

      Michael?

    • @tonyoso1391
      @tonyoso1391 4 года назад +2

      Michael Jackson just the right amount 👌

    • @ThaiMyShoose
      @ThaiMyShoose 4 года назад +4

      too*

    • @slymongoose420
      @slymongoose420 4 года назад

      @@ThaiMyShoose fuck you*

    • @groomedtodie
      @groomedtodie 4 года назад +6

      Gotta agree. 5 to 10 minute clips of Rogan ranting w/ no guest interaction...he stockpiled herb the way everyone else stockpiled toilet paper.

  • @boxingmmaclips8709
    @boxingmmaclips8709 3 года назад +45

    0:08 I knew this was going to be hilarious soon as I heard Joe rogan doing dinosaur noises 😂😂😂😂

  • @JayJay-ne9nh
    @JayJay-ne9nh 4 года назад +84

    6:54 everyone's gangster until Joe gets serious face lol

  • @thesunflowchannel1995
    @thesunflowchannel1995 4 года назад +22

    Imagine being that ancient Aztec guy trying to explain finding a 35ft long dragon looking skeleton

  • @F0X_H0UND
    @F0X_H0UND 4 года назад +26

    Joe Rogan: Has had a large amount of scientists all with diverse backgrounds of expertise on his show.
    Also Joe Rogan: "Puhterosaur"

  • @AtlasTurner
    @AtlasTurner 4 года назад +24

    'Did dinosaurs exist at the same time as humans?' Joe sees one episode of The Flintstones...

  • @spookypen
    @spookypen 4 года назад +122

    7:47
    "That's flightless right?"
    "Yeah."
    *Nope, they fly.*

    • @a.v.julian9917
      @a.v.julian9917 4 года назад +1

      Yep!

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад +1

      Joe "if I get this wrong, they will miss the point and win on basically a google about a throw away bird thing nothing" Rogan.

    • @ajaxtelamonian5134
      @ajaxtelamonian5134 4 года назад

      XD

    • @shitaru5474
      @shitaru5474 4 года назад

      came here to this cos fuck my sleep right

    • @WearingGoldluck
      @WearingGoldluck 4 года назад

      Yeah, theres no reason for it to have wings that large if it was flightless. Ostriches, chickens, and turkeys all have wings adapted to be walk first, fly second.

  • @Imrano_Rex
    @Imrano_Rex 4 года назад +60

    Pterosaur is pronounced ‘tera-saw’...not petro-saw. The P is silent.

    • @StevenMKifer
      @StevenMKifer 4 года назад +8

      Doin' Gods work

    • @eeee-yt6ik
      @eeee-yt6ik 4 года назад +2

      petro is the right word that's where we got our petrol

    • @raava5648
      @raava5648 4 года назад +5

      @@eeee-yt6ikUm no...ptero means "wing" in Greek. So I'm guessing Pterosaur means something along the lines of "winged dinosaur" or something like that.

    • @ShockwaveITB
      @ShockwaveITB 4 года назад +5

      Probably winged great lizard

    • @jamesgannon4514
      @jamesgannon4514 3 года назад +1

      Winged fuckin bird

  • @jaystarr6571
    @jaystarr6571 4 года назад +10

    1:46 Everyone's gangster until Joe starts making giant bird noises!

  • @_-martin-_
    @_-martin-_ 4 года назад +48

    Man, Joe is high as a kite in this episode!

    • @jamesgannon4514
      @jamesgannon4514 3 года назад +2

      Well, that's a predatory carnivorous dinosaur that happens to be alive for some reason.

    • @TheJeneralJU-ICE
      @TheJeneralJU-ICE 3 года назад

      That "caine" mane. 😖😆😂

    • @BloteAapOpVoeten
      @BloteAapOpVoeten 2 года назад

      Base on what?

    • @_-martin-_
      @_-martin-_ 2 года назад

      @@BloteAapOpVoeten Based on the video you fool!

  • @user-eb9hy4yq6m
    @user-eb9hy4yq6m 4 года назад +54

    How many people hear this and immediately search “bald eagle vs goat”

  • @minibikemorgan4992
    @minibikemorgan4992 4 года назад +22

    This thing again? This is like the 250th time we talked about this bird

  • @XDNEB
    @XDNEB 4 года назад +11

    I fucking love listening to Joe freak out and react to animals, honestly makes my day 😂. Please please please get on an animal tv show/documentary 😂😂😂.

  • @youtubeviewer5363
    @youtubeviewer5363 4 года назад +15

    Joe's always freaking out about something. 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @kylermurray1845
    @kylermurray1845 4 года назад +17

    “The eagle hits the ground with it and bounces its Fckin madness , crazy madness “
    “That’s beautiful”
    HahahH

    • @Krustyhoes
      @Krustyhoes 4 года назад

      Kyler Murray Hahahaha omg Thats soooo funny

    • @Vutermelon20
      @Vutermelon20 4 года назад

      krust omg hahaha

  • @landonic81
    @landonic81 4 года назад +36

    Joe "An eagle has a face like a bolt cutter" Rogan 🦅

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад

      Joe" bolt cutter bird while virus kills more" Rogan. Soooo fascinated by millions of years ago.

    • @notricky1680
      @notricky1680 4 года назад +1

      @@markstewart4501 Joe "ruthless cunt of a flying dinosaur" Rogan

  • @dylonjackson8863
    @dylonjackson8863 Год назад +8

    It's technical name is the Balaeniceps Rex aka the B-Rex. One of the closest things we have to living dinosaurs aside from Gators/Crocs and Cassowarys. These things are so awesome and the way you have to bow to them for their respect is too cool.

  • @djlane74
    @djlane74 4 года назад +31

    Shout out to the BBC. They do make very good animal documentaries.

    • @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
      @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect 4 года назад +1

      @@brianmckenzie4603 although I would love to hear him talk in long form like this I seriously doubt he would go on a podcast like this 😔

    • @Swiati
      @Swiati 4 года назад +1

      He also admitted he believe in bigfoot, look in to it

    • @kaeso101
      @kaeso101 4 года назад

      True

    • @bonesthegod585
      @bonesthegod585 4 года назад +1

      Big black c*ck?

    • @TReaperMusic
      @TReaperMusic 4 года назад

      -gay guy

  • @michellescarfSpacex
    @michellescarfSpacex 2 года назад +6

    I love how Joe always looks at Jaime for the answers 😂
    Jaime get that flamethrower 🔥

  • @Zer0Spinn
    @Zer0Spinn 4 года назад +15

    Landlord: Where's my rent
    Me: 1:51

    • @MF-LXRD
      @MF-LXRD 4 года назад

      Must be a freeloader huh? Get a job bum.

    • @thebeatgoeson8484
      @thebeatgoeson8484 4 года назад

      @@MF-LXRD yes, what a perfect time to go out and find a job.

  • @theknave4415
    @theknave4415 4 года назад +60

    Carnivorous flying dinosaur!
    "My friend's parrot..."

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад

      millions ago and bird stuff...ah, distracted enough...jame pull up dipsh!t video...ah, rogan stuff.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад

      Joe "god damn it, they got the bird thing out of all this" Rogan.

    • @damyr
      @damyr 4 года назад

      @@markstewart4501 Dude, what are you on? Your comments make no sense.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад

      @@damyr this bird comes up so often. It's on the level of now knowing they have nothing to talk about.

    • @ledernierutopiste
      @ledernierutopiste 4 года назад

      Well, parrots are flying dinosaurs unlike pterosaurs, who are only relaitves of dinosaurs (like crocodiles).

  • @jowabl
    @jowabl 4 года назад +25

    1:47 BWAAHHH BAHHH!

  • @TristanBehrens
    @TristanBehrens 4 года назад +4

    Haasts eagles had a short wingspan for their size, similar to harpy eagles so they were bulkier even than their wingspan would suggest

  • @benhenderson8952
    @benhenderson8952 4 года назад +94

    Yea but also Americans: “That’d be a big fried chicken”

    • @niceandflyy
      @niceandflyy 4 года назад +2

      Ben Henderson nah Americans fight over toilet paper , seeing one of these can’t imagine what Americans will do 😂

    • @S.C.-wo8hq
      @S.C.-wo8hq 4 года назад +2

      We'd fight over the wings.

    • @coktoe4487
      @coktoe4487 4 года назад +2

      Pokemon Go. To the polls.

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 4 года назад

      @@S.C.-wo8hq bat wings?

    • @S.C.-wo8hq
      @S.C.-wo8hq 4 года назад +2

      @@troillandford7679 Naw, giant dinosaur wings. And brontosaurus ribs.

  • @kevley26
    @kevley26 4 года назад +56

    Someone needs to tell Joe about the thunder bird, a flightless bird that lived in Australia when humans first arrived there. The bird was around ten feet tall and weighed over a thousand pounds. Pretty much a dinosaur.

    • @jamesross160
      @jamesross160 4 года назад +6

      Thunder birds are regarded as a mythical giant flying eagles in the west. Not disputing your facts, just pointing out how it will confuse some.

    • @robtintelnot9107
      @robtintelnot9107 4 года назад +2

      Thunderbirds are apparently still in the American deserts. Several reports in Nevada.

    • @themookshit
      @themookshit 4 года назад +4

      @@robtintelnot9107 lol

    • @robtintelnot9107
      @robtintelnot9107 4 года назад +2

      @@themookshit- Haha dont laugh. Its real shit. People actually say they see them.

    • @jamesross160
      @jamesross160 4 года назад +5

      @@robtintelnot9107 same as bigfoot, and nessy. It's ok to have open mind but unless their is evidence other than human accounts, bones, feathers, or such. Then it's still mythical.

  • @innerpowerup
    @innerpowerup 4 года назад +10

    I want to see Joe react to a picture of a Moa bird. There was a bird in New Zealand that stood 12 ft. Tall that wasn't extinct till a 100 years ago.

    • @rockey13gt
      @rockey13gt 4 года назад +1

      Or the bird of prey (Haast's eagle) that used to hunt them which was the biggest eagle to ever exists. Maori people caused the extinction of both after their arrival to the island.

    • @AnAdorableWombat
      @AnAdorableWombat 2 года назад

      100 years ago??? Wow! I have to look that up!

    • @postmillennial1177
      @postmillennial1177 2 года назад

      All moa died 577 years ago around 1445 AD the dodo bird survived longer and died out 360 years ago around 1662 AD

  • @livingcolours1541
    @livingcolours1541 4 года назад +18

    Luckily no birds were injured during the sound effects.

  • @Murmurrr
    @Murmurrr 4 года назад +1

    This is the kind of content I’m here for. Joe Rogan and guest talking about animals

  • @chancemcginness8744
    @chancemcginness8744 4 года назад +2

    "Imagine the teradactyle days."
    Lmao
    I'm in for a treat. Lolol

    • @DradeyGick
      @DradeyGick 4 года назад

      Butchered ass spelling

  • @sofasogood7164
    @sofasogood7164 4 года назад +12

    Fitzsimmons: Rhett from GMM ang Bill Burr's lovechild.

    • @KRAFTPUNK
      @KRAFTPUNK 4 года назад

      I’d say he’s way more like Link than Rhett.

  • @ravingbiologist3656
    @ravingbiologist3656 4 года назад +4

    Shoebill Stork or Shoe-billed Stork (Balaeniceps rex). While they look intimidating, the species as a whole is very docile towards humans. That said, any animal may attack if it feels threatened, so remember to give wildlife space.

  • @TheTinlaar
    @TheTinlaar 4 года назад +1

    2:45 "By the way, fuck that too" had me creasing

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 Год назад

    Animals and DMT are the best momest of JRE, would watch these topics endlessly till I die

  • @chrisfrombeyond4240
    @chrisfrombeyond4240 4 года назад +8

    Someone should tell Joe about the condors that grab mountain goats by the horns and throw them off mountains.

    • @WhiskeyToro
      @WhiskeyToro 4 года назад

      @swiggity swooty It's called Google, dumbass.

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 года назад

      Why? Those kinds of condors don't exist.

  • @jakebradminster709
    @jakebradminster709 4 года назад +4

    The DMT is strong with this one.

  • @ricercr44
    @ricercr44 4 года назад +2

    “That’s flightless right?” Joe - “yea” The shoebill definitely flies 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @MonkeyBall2453
    @MonkeyBall2453 4 года назад +2

    They have one of these birds at the Dallas Aquarium, right when you first go in past the ticket sellers.

  • @larrymartin8146
    @larrymartin8146 4 года назад +3

    The Shoebill would be an excellent mascot for a metal band!!!

  • @DanLuxe
    @DanLuxe 4 года назад +5

    00:03
    Yes, this sure is a Joe Rogan video.

  • @BinaryzeroNYC
    @BinaryzeroNYC 2 года назад +1

    As a Pigeon owner, I must agree...they make WIERD noises sometimes....like little Dino noises lol

  • @allieversaid
    @allieversaid 4 года назад

    "Face like a bolt-cutter" lol

  • @jimmyTimtam
    @jimmyTimtam 4 года назад +5

    The Australian bird you talking about is called a Cassowary. It's one of the most dinosaur birds out there. It has like a horn on its head which is left over from prehistoric times, has massive talons on its feet. It's been known to decapitate people with its claws. It's classified as the most dangerous bird in the world. It's actually closely related to a velociraptor. ruclips.net/video/lBM7AI0yp78/видео.html

  • @theST1NG
    @theST1NG 4 года назад +19

    That's a Loftwing, my dude.

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 4 года назад +3

      I can't believe this is the first time he saw it.I knew about it ages ago (maybe more than 3 years ago)

  • @jhonathandelossantos6530
    @jhonathandelossantos6530 2 года назад +2

    I'm reminded of the time when they found dinosaur foot prints along side human foot prints together

  • @prestonsnyder7407
    @prestonsnyder7407 4 года назад +1

    1:49 when I look on Google classroom and see all the homework my teacher's posted

  • @bigjames4rmpa
    @bigjames4rmpa 4 года назад +12

    "They USED to live in Texas" Texans are the only ones who could survive something like that. Lol

    • @uncledrewshoereview3886
      @uncledrewshoereview3886 4 года назад +9

      Yes we would survive them but floridans would tame them and keep them as pets

    • @bigjames4rmpa
      @bigjames4rmpa 4 года назад +1

      @@uncledrewshoereview3886 I'm pretty sure us Texans and our neighboring Louisiana folks would eat em. Lol

    • @JM-pg2lw
      @JM-pg2lw 4 года назад

      Uncle Drew shoe review as a Floridian I've already got the saddle ready in my garage in case one shows up.

  • @timothyfurey369
    @timothyfurey369 4 года назад +3

    That’s Beautiful 🐐🦅

  • @HBC423
    @HBC423 4 года назад +1

    That opening scene from one of the first episodes of off the air.. where the eagle pulls the sheep down

  • @wasabista1613
    @wasabista1613 3 года назад +2

    "Petrosaur" "Australia-pithecus" XD

  • @SemperCopacetic
    @SemperCopacetic 4 года назад +12

    Joe Rogan: "Can you imagine?"
    also Joe Rogan: "Did you see that 'Imagine' song all those knuckleheads got together & sang?" 😂

  • @yrureadingthis
    @yrureadingthis 4 года назад +12

    Jamie's screen needs to be a physical screen that's in camera shot where he can have stuff pulled up throughout the whole podcast.

  •  4 года назад +2

    One of the most Joe Rogan videos ever.

  • @strummerdagr8z385
    @strummerdagr8z385 4 года назад +1

    “What am I watching here, a dinosaur 🦕 eating a walking fish who are prehistoric animals ” Hahahaha

  • @ScottieSobel
    @ScottieSobel 4 года назад +6

    Joe “Petra-saur” Rogan.

    • @burke817
      @burke817 4 года назад

      Trevor Valle getting mad mad at his boy Joe

  • @dudemanbroguy3464
    @dudemanbroguy3464 4 года назад +13

    Shoebills are metal, it only raises the strongest child and just let the others die. Usually by the strongest child, just kills its siblings

    • @gerardmagnarelli558
      @gerardmagnarelli558 4 года назад +1

      Burps ironically dude that episode was crazy those shoebills are fucking terrifying and merciless lol

    • @kai223noa6
      @kai223noa6 4 года назад +1

      There is one bird, that lays it's egg in other bird species nest. Apparently the mother bird isn't aware of the stranger and feeds it like it was one of it's own. The chick then proceeds to kill the "siblings" until it's the only one left.

    • @blinkingintensifies8212
      @blinkingintensifies8212 4 года назад

      Animalogical explanation my friend.

    • @gerardmagnarelli558
      @gerardmagnarelli558 4 года назад

      Kai223noa holy shit 😂 what species?? Pls find, that is wild, must learn more.

    • @nothingforyouhere418
      @nothingforyouhere418 4 года назад

      Gerard Magnarelli , cuckoo

  • @dom2760
    @dom2760 4 года назад

    1:10 LOL "dude that's a plane" image that thing flying towards you....

  • @lukehanson126
    @lukehanson126 4 года назад +2

    Quetzalcoatlus, in my opinion, is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever heard of. Look up pictures of it; someone made a scale model of it and it is absolutely horrifying to think about that thing running around and possibly flying.
    Fuck. That.

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +48

    4:55 "That would just be annoying, I don't think they would kill you" You sure Joe? Considering how vicious seagulls are NOW when they're only roughly the size of a football I don't want to know what the giant monster at 5:00 could do to us if we got between it and its fries/hotdog

    • @thechazz8080
      @thechazz8080 4 года назад +2

      Well, its the millionth time he mentions this bird,
      So maybe he does know something.
      Maybe he's caught one of these with a corn dog on a fishing pole.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад

      Joe "they think its about this particular bird, maybe i will try to get them to think using again" Rogan.

    • @plack_benis382
      @plack_benis382 4 года назад +1

      Hit em hard enough and theyll shatter. Hollow bones

  • @modjuarez7690
    @modjuarez7690 4 года назад +4

    Resembles Howard the Duck to me

  • @CrystalSmith-uk6hd
    @CrystalSmith-uk6hd 4 года назад +1

    6:11 is legit a southern catfishing thing! Even Gordon Ramsay did it!

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 4 года назад

    Hahaha! "An eagle's got a face like a bolt cutter."

  • @JohnnyUtah13
    @JohnnyUtah13 4 года назад +14

    pretty sure the "p" is silent in Pterosaur.....

    • @chaos_omega
      @chaos_omega 4 года назад +7

      PETROSAUR

    • @stoicsavage509
      @stoicsavage509 4 года назад +4

      It is... Joe always acts like he knows everything but regularly fucks things up

    • @kylesteele4876
      @kylesteele4876 4 года назад +1

      @@stoicsavage509 don't we all

    • @stoicsavage509
      @stoicsavage509 4 года назад

      @@kylesteele4876 nope

    • @kylesteele4876
      @kylesteele4876 4 года назад

      @@stoicsavage509 we all definitely do at one point or another, I think the issue lies in weather we are simply missinformed and doing it unintentionally, or fronting to seem intelligent

  • @MorrisWilsonFvcks
    @MorrisWilsonFvcks 4 года назад +16

    Joe: Birds can pull a salmon from the river and fly away with it.
    Also Joe: imagine holding a salmon.
    Me: they have claws..

    • @Ofinfinitejest
      @Ofinfinitejest 4 года назад +1

      But also the grasping power of eagles is insane. Handlers use huge, stiff leather mitts because if they grabbed your hand they would crush the bones.

  • @TidePodsRFood
    @TidePodsRFood 4 года назад

    "Thats a plane"
    My man, THATS a FOB

  • @Emmanuel_Ramirez717
    @Emmanuel_Ramirez717 4 года назад +2

    The Quetzal is Guatemala’s national bird and the name of their currency. It’s a green colored tropical bird, with a red chest and a long tail. It’s found in southern Mexico and all over Central America.

  • @AztecWarrior1993
    @AztecWarrior1993 4 года назад +5

    Joe “this one video of this one eagle “ Rogan lol

  • @riccardosartori3822
    @riccardosartori3822 4 года назад +11

    Birds brains and eyes process images like 40-50 times per second compared ti humans which do it at 12 times per second, they basically see in slow motion, that's why they are so precise and fast

    • @cblaskoski
      @cblaskoski 4 года назад +3

      Wow I never thought about time being based on perception until now.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад +4

      Thank you. You are f'king actually adding to the conversation. The, if I lived back then stuff, and they do fly, comments are just grass chewed up going to the 2nd stomach of some random cow.

    • @JonnyBeoulve
      @JonnyBeoulve 4 года назад +3

      @@cblaskoski Since time velocity is purely based on the observer, think about how fast things might actually be moving. A day on Earth might just be a split second in the greater cosmos, and our planet is actually flying around the sun lightning fast.

    • @MajinBLJ
      @MajinBLJ 4 года назад +2

      @@JonnyBeoulve shit

    • @cblaskoski
      @cblaskoski 4 года назад +1

      @@JonnyBeoulve man that is such a mind blowing thought. Going to read into this more.

  • @kennethreuter5596
    @kennethreuter5596 4 года назад +1

    "Nothing bad happens in the video"
    Me: ..damn

  • @tylerhowerton8518
    @tylerhowerton8518 3 года назад

    Joe literally talked the whole time I just kept fast forwarding and it only landed on him speaking hahaha

  • @dylanvickers7953
    @dylanvickers7953 4 года назад +9

    Damn Joe I really thought you would remember that 20+ foot Eagles would jack humans all the time like 20,000 years ago.

    • @jasonthebullet
      @jasonthebullet 4 года назад +1

      Joe smokes a shit ton of pot (as do I), which sometimes leads to memory issues lol

    • @Andrew-ly6yf
      @Andrew-ly6yf 4 года назад +1

      Argentavis( thank you ARK)

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад

      it's the 20,000 thowwwwsand we be at right now, totally bruh. birds, and big feet stuff. bruh.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 года назад

      Up to date on 20,000 years ago. Ah, will keep your comment at top of mind if I run into a time machine. Thanks Bruh.

    • @Lunatic5306
      @Lunatic5306 4 года назад

      How many pigeons tied to your body does it take to take flight????🤔🤔🤔 asking for a friend

  • @togi4087
    @togi4087 4 года назад +4

    Joe ''giant flying lizards'' Rogan.

  • @sixstringblues06
    @sixstringblues06 2 года назад

    laughing so hard when he said they sometimes ride them down lmao

  • @Gio-512
    @Gio-512 4 года назад

    0:09 I started busting out laughing when I heard that shit 😂

  • @bc8359
    @bc8359 4 года назад +7

    Scotland's national animal is a Unicorn

    • @kieranb7747
      @kieranb7747 4 года назад

      i hope thats not true.

    • @enriqued8220
      @enriqued8220 4 года назад

      Wow that's actually true lol

    • @bc8359
      @bc8359 4 года назад

      @@enriqued8220 it's a magical place

  • @israeldelaluz3024
    @israeldelaluz3024 3 года назад +4

    MARCUS

  • @basedautistic6021
    @basedautistic6021 4 года назад

    “Petrosaur” lol

  • @Chriselt
    @Chriselt 4 года назад +1

    Even the Harpy Eagle is scary as heck!! 3.2 meter wingspan, 3 feet long, and looks like a human in a costume, lol!

  • @Simi822
    @Simi822 4 года назад +4

    Humans did kill all the Elephant birds of Madagascar and they where like 3m and 800 kilos...

    • @braddlesharris3577
      @braddlesharris3577 4 года назад

      Bro do you even know metric hahaha 1000Lb is not 800kg it's like 450ish still huge no idea why you have to lie.

    • @braddlesharris3577
      @braddlesharris3577 4 года назад

      @@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect he lied they wernt 800kg lol. Online it says they're 1000lb so either hes bad at math or a lier

    • @Simi822
      @Simi822 4 года назад

      @@braddlesharris3577 in the video the Elephant Bird was not mentioned, the data is from Wikipedia...so did you sniff some glue?

    • @Simi822
      @Simi822 4 года назад +1

      @@braddlesharris3577 Read nigga read: In September 2018, scientists determined that Vorombe titan reached weights of 730 kg (1,600 lb) and stood 3 m (9.8 ft) tall, making it the world's largest bird, slightly larger than the much older Dromornis stirtoni.

    • @braddlesharris3577
      @braddlesharris3577 4 года назад

      @@Simi822 oh hahahah you right just had a read up about them. Although it is a differnet genera of the elephant bird. So not even trying to be a dick but maybe put that in your comment next time. Cause it's not the norm they all ain't that big hahaha. Kinda like me saying all seagulls have a 10ft wing span just cause of a albatross. Not actually but you get what I mean. I dont even think albatross and seagulls are the same family of bird. Maybe a better example is a white rhino and a javan rhino or the elephant species

  • @antoniofranco6813
    @antoniofranco6813 4 года назад +10

    cassowary
    bump in to one in their territory and death is guaranteed
    NE Australia

    • @ishmaelm1932
      @ishmaelm1932 4 года назад

      Yeah. They look harmless until you take a look at those damn talons. I saw one close up in the Aussie outback. Talons made a shred mark on the back of my land cruiser.
      Their damn talons were strong enough to tear through the metal.
      Fucking scary as hell. I got the hell outta there as fast as I could

    • @miloofficial7975
      @miloofficial7975 4 года назад

      😂 they are actually very quiet we literally get cassowarys in my yard daily come to Mission Beach 😂

    • @ishmaelm1932
      @ishmaelm1932 4 года назад

      @@miloofficial7975
      I didn't even know that, and I've been to San Diego.
      Any accidents happen in the past?

  • @ako1439
    @ako1439 4 года назад +2

    Joe "wanna hear about my pet sheeagles?" rogan.

  • @TheJtl420
    @TheJtl420 3 года назад

    I like the one where Bill Burr freaks out over Komodo dragons 😆