How Many Potatoes Does It Take To Run DOOM?

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @Boredom125
    @Boredom125 4 года назад +25092

    Everybody pls read description it’s beautiful

    • @red-arachnid1284
      @red-arachnid1284 4 года назад +1290

      @@Rozal I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this comment.

    • @anthonymolina2979
      @anthonymolina2979 4 года назад +437

      I have no idea what they are talking about the description is gold!

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 4 года назад +443

      @@Rozal bro are you ok in the head

    • @1ute
      @1ute 4 года назад +48

      Great Video, here from reddit... also #100th comment

    • @Rozal
      @Rozal 4 года назад +38

      These replies to my opinion are cringe

  • @gp-1542
    @gp-1542 4 года назад +2422

    “Yo what kind of build you have?”
    *700 slices of Potatoes*

  • @b-1battledroid674
    @b-1battledroid674 4 года назад +868

    "Bro what are your PC specs?"
    "1000 slices of potatoes"

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 года назад +25

      Drake meme.
      Gaming on silicon chips
      Gaming on potato chips

    • @ColeStevens5147
      @ColeStevens5147 4 года назад +1

      Ayyyyy I was your 600th like

    • @Andrian-yo3er
      @Andrian-yo3er Месяц назад

      ​@@nathangamble125drake meme in 2021 how

  • @antoniosarosi1161
    @antoniosarosi1161 4 года назад +10609

    You know your wife is _the one_ when she helps you wire up 700 potatoes.

    • @v44n7
      @v44n7 4 года назад +377

      you know your wife is the one when she lets you keep those potatoes rooting on the garage for days even after the smell. my god hahaha

    • @incognito3402
      @incognito3402 4 года назад +145

      my thoughts exactly

    • @MichaelMuryn
      @MichaelMuryn 4 года назад +126

      @@v44n7 ... or she had COVID-19 and lost all sense of smell. T_T

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 4 года назад +5

      How nice, 700th like

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 4 года назад +78

      @Kyle Kiseyan People sometimes don't show their true selves until after marriage. Yes, you're supposed to know, but come on.

  • @ZeroNeedsCoffee
    @ZeroNeedsCoffee Год назад +5043

    Dude played doom on 1000 potatoes and then dissapeared lmao what a legend

  • @marighost_
    @marighost_ 4 года назад +4642

    "Ugh this game is so laggy, is it running on potatoes?"
    "Yes."

    • @wildgamer217
      @wildgamer217 4 года назад +43

      GG Lmao LOLOL 69 420 Lit Fam

    • @pachurro2762
      @pachurro2762 4 года назад +15

      @@wildgamer217 LOL afk brb XD pog back LOLOOLOLIl

    • @Rathzul
      @Rathzul 4 года назад +8

      @@pachurro2762 Epic Bruh Moment gg ez 360° Noscope

    • @krystark9601
      @krystark9601 4 года назад +6

      @@Rathzul LmAo PoGeRs DiScOrd MoD PogGchamp

    • @joshuahesford4240
      @joshuahesford4240 4 года назад +6

      based

  • @kreedworx
    @kreedworx 4 года назад +1332

    Your search history:
    -how to get electricity from a potato
    -cool bug facts
    -where can i buy 100 potatoes

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 4 года назад +55

      How to convince your friend to do something
      How to convince your wife to do something

    • @_EmperorWaluigi
      @_EmperorWaluigi 4 года назад +20

      -therapy

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 4 года назад +4

      Mine is "lays hot chip review" "dead space 2" "belle delphine"

    • @joshuamainwood3548
      @joshuamainwood3548 4 года назад +8

      @@paperclip6377 dead space 2....
      Brings me back to the days that ea weren't entirely terrible 😂
      Honestly want dead space 4...however they sadly shut down visceral games-

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 4 года назад +1

      @@joshuamainwood3548 but wait, there's more! The director of dead space is free from the shackles of EA, and he's making a game called "the callisto protocol" which already has a trailer!

  • @Mohamed-zl3gc
    @Mohamed-zl3gc 4 года назад +913

    2007: can it run Crysis?
    2020: how many potatoes does it take to run?

    • @drtnick4411
      @drtnick4411 4 года назад +23

      88 millions

    • @joriwallenius1373
      @joriwallenius1373 4 года назад +7

      Over 9000

    • @Omnishredder
      @Omnishredder 4 года назад +3

      2033: how much lemonade could you make from what it's running on?

    • @OrangeRhino
      @OrangeRhino 4 года назад

      @Sam Richard-Dickinson Bravo dude, that comment was fuck'n Legendary! I wish more people saw it. I may have laughed my ass off for all of them though

    • @moo9557
      @moo9557 4 года назад

      There aren't enough potatoes on earth to get crysis to run good.

  • @davidb8656
    @davidb8656 Год назад +17

    Dude from Idaho tells the world he hates potato’s and then disappears… coincidence? I think not.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 13 дней назад

      if size dose not matter then why not use French fries?🤔🤔

  • @schlarb.
    @schlarb. 4 года назад +514

    Imagine this guy being on an FPS and hes really laggy so u ask and he says "dont judge me but i am playing on literal potatoes."

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 года назад +30

      *[Sad 1840's Irish people noises]*

    • @ultragamer969
      @ultragamer969 4 года назад +10

      Now the statement of “It’s like I’m using this on a potato” makes a little more sense

  • @namirysu
    @namirysu 4 года назад +2020

    "yo why are you so laggy bro"
    equalo: "sry just my potato computer lagging"

    • @danydady6851
      @danydady6851 4 года назад +118

      "Yo, what brand computer you even got anyway?"
      Equalo: "Sun Valley"

    • @danielbull252
      @danielbull252 4 года назад +85

      "You back?"
      "Yeah, my dog ate one of the potatoes."

    • @lucasgarcia5427
      @lucasgarcia5427 4 года назад +51

      sorry my batteries are rotting

    • @mrbearfilms8761
      @mrbearfilms8761 4 года назад +53

      im starting to think this is what my wifi company uses to power their signals

    • @etenglish1
      @etenglish1 4 года назад

      LOL

  • @mikmeh
    @mikmeh 4 года назад +2547

    This is how Idaho generates electricity. True story.

  • @cube32yt
    @cube32yt 8 месяцев назад +9

    Technically, potatoes are the most powerful food there is, but they are parallel universes away from even the cheapest PC’s of the 70’s. Still, it’s awesome to see this!

    • @Clandestinemonkey
      @Clandestinemonkey 4 месяца назад

      the cheapest PCs of the 70's consumed exponentially more wattage per calculation than current computers. I smartphone could easily charge from potatoes whereas you could never achieve the amps needed to power on the CRT monitor. Computer's don't generate power, they consume it.

  • @abstractaxolotl6961
    @abstractaxolotl6961 4 года назад +4014

    You should have left the potatoes there until the mold became sapient enough to play Doom themselves

    • @SGT_Squid_Dog
      @SGT_Squid_Dog 4 года назад +95

      Workn't

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 4 года назад +238

      Imagine playing doom on pure mold.

    • @gabrielneme8887
      @gabrielneme8887 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @pugg5ter542
      @pugg5ter542 4 года назад +18

      @@Internet_No_Body lol yes

    • @drstrangecoin6050
      @drstrangecoin6050 4 года назад +83

      oddly enough the phosphate group density of certain mushrooms causes their sporulating bodies to be highly electronegative, but I wouldn't know how to build a battery from this.

  • @yaseenyessir
    @yaseenyessir 4 года назад +814

    DOOM minimum requirements to run: Patato

    • @Ibbys_space
      @Ibbys_space 4 года назад +3

      @Bla bla Dudel plas sam

    • @arlik3899
      @arlik3899 4 года назад +2

      I guess you could say it runs like potato

    • @noobslayerxxx
      @noobslayerxxx 4 года назад +3

      Arlik Zilla hahahhahahahahahahahahha so funny

    • @gagemucci2758
      @gagemucci2758 4 года назад +3

      Potato

    • @andresk4694
      @andresk4694 4 года назад +1

      Patata

  • @NoKapMan
    @NoKapMan 4 года назад +1116

    Her: Hes probably thinking about other women
    HIm: about 770 potato pieces should do it.

    • @HenriAGS
      @HenriAGS 4 года назад +27

      She actually helped him wire 700 potato slices

    • @corinthiansdaniels3728
      @corinthiansdaniels3728 4 года назад +19

      @@HenriAGS her: why is he using this lame cover up to hide his cheating.
      Him: this should please my mistress RUclips....

    • @NoKapMan
      @NoKapMan 4 года назад

      @Garchomp YT coming for your potatoes next bud

    • @buffgarfield3231
      @buffgarfield3231 4 года назад

      @Garchomp YT You stole your name from Pokemon

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 4 года назад

      Dunno if he's thinking about women lol.

  • @Kimiisthebestdriver
    @Kimiisthebestdriver 3 года назад +2284

    So that’s what the guy in the math problem was doing

  • @friwait9490
    @friwait9490 4 года назад +1184

    Before:intel inside
    Now:potato inside

    • @bigtonybruiser
      @bigtonybruiser 4 года назад +19

      What’s the difference ! hahah

    • @osurukgurmesi1752
      @osurukgurmesi1752 4 года назад +5

      @@bigtonybruiser haha funi

    • @tinkererofwands
      @tinkererofwands 4 года назад +3

      @@osurukgurmesi1752 funi nickname too

    • @manusanen
      @manusanen 4 года назад +1

      Funny

    • @woo3136
      @woo3136 4 года назад +2

      **WARNING** *THERE IS A POTATO INSIDE AND IT IS HUNGRY AND IT IS A CARNIVORE*

  • @LGR
    @LGR 4 года назад +9339

    Fantastic, haha. Really putting the _tuber_ back in RUclipsr.

    • @_equalo
      @_equalo  4 года назад +606

      This is beautiful

    • @Po4to
      @Po4to 4 года назад +52

      More like EwwTuber ;)

    • @AudricAG
      @AudricAG 4 года назад +18

      You*

    • @some_random_merc
      @some_random_merc 4 года назад +27

      @@Po4to Oooh so thats where the word Eww came from! IT wasn't a sound, it was a word! Haha!

    • @Copy_Right_
      @Copy_Right_ 4 года назад +17

      I can see the comments turn into woodgrain and hear humming of 90s computer fans..

  • @OccupiedMuffins
    @OccupiedMuffins Год назад +238

    I honestly don’t know how I would react if my friend called me and asked me to help him wire up 100 pounds of potatoes in his garage to run a computer.

    • @paradoxnafi
      @paradoxnafi Год назад +12

      I would say, "Let's go. I am with you and you are with me."

    • @ejv.96
      @ejv.96 11 месяцев назад +12

      i would just ask if he had any beer

    • @ralphconti1798
      @ralphconti1798 9 месяцев назад +4

      I would ask "who's car are we going to take?"

    • @jokx4409
      @jokx4409 Месяц назад

      idk maybe I'm weird but I feel like I'd go "hell yeah that sounds like a really unique and interesting day, let's go for it!"

  • @des5166
    @des5166 4 года назад +17126

    So you’re the guy from the math book

    • @chadi5761
      @chadi5761 4 года назад +372

      Legendary comment

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 4 года назад +391

      We found him, he's the chosen one

    • @fishyc43sar
      @fishyc43sar 4 года назад +451

      Question:
      A man buys X pounds of potatoes for $y. He tries running a RPi 0, he fails. Next day, he buys Z more potatoes. It still doesn't run a RPi 0. Next day, he tries to run a TI 8x, he succeeds, but A potatoes have already become bad rotten and suffocates you. If he gains B from a YT video on this, and C potatoes are still edible, calculate the amount of money saved. [5 Marks].

    • @SGT_Squid_Dog
      @SGT_Squid_Dog 4 года назад +119

      @@fishyc43sar I'm going to ask my math teacher this

    • @strickshot
      @strickshot 4 года назад +23

      @Kyle Kiseyan shut up nobody even asked

  • @Xoruam
    @Xoruam 4 года назад +196

    So he's running Doom both on a calculator AND a potato.
    The legend.

  • @psychott6
    @psychott6 4 года назад +6811

    “Your PC’s a potato LMAO”
    “Hm, yeah, actually it is!”

    • @johndoughty5160
      @johndoughty5160 3 года назад +154

      "potato aim"

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад +29

      @@johndoughty5160 yes

    • @leighjeffress2014
      @leighjeffress2014 2 года назад +122

      “Yeah? Well at least my potato pc can run doom!”

    • @Caleb-fv5fp
      @Caleb-fv5fp 2 года назад +41

      Well his power supply is a potato

    • @starlight_garden
      @starlight_garden 2 года назад +11

      I always thought that was the origin of the meme. Like it's a potato battery pc.

  • @metalandmayhem0660
    @metalandmayhem0660 Год назад +17

    Mans gassed himself in a room full of rotten potatoes to play Doom for a couple minutes. Big respect.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 13 дней назад

      you know makes you wonder how many potato's does it take to power a potato pc?🤔🤔

  • @CortesNovaVertente
    @CortesNovaVertente 4 года назад +502

    Calculator: check
    Potatoes: check
    Multimeter: check
    *Yep, its gamer time*

  • @chrisguy866
    @chrisguy866 4 года назад +409

    "Have you boiled any potatoes?"
    "I have done nothing but boil potatoes for three days!"

    • @TheDendran
      @TheDendran 4 года назад +17

      Next video: Can you run Doom on Bread?

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 4 года назад +14

      Next episode: Can you run doom on a broken tv powered by the sheer will of man

    • @Doejack2683
      @Doejack2683 4 года назад +7

      Can you run tf2 on patatos

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 4 года назад +9

      WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BOILING THEM?!

    • @absolutscheisse4483
      @absolutscheisse4483 4 года назад +3

      @@Doejack2683 no you cant, i have proof.

  • @topshelf5711
    @topshelf5711 4 года назад +779

    You can hear how excited he is at the beginning and at the end it sound like he's at a funeral

    • @Charlie59876
      @Charlie59876 4 года назад +30

      Probably smells like it too

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html

    • @reecetilley585
      @reecetilley585 4 года назад +4

      @@JesusChrist-jh3gd I too, worship b a n a n a

    • @arcclite1144
      @arcclite1144 4 года назад +6

      "This was a terrible idea but now I have a point to prove"

  • @sklorabod27
    @sklorabod27 Год назад +267

    In sixth grade my science fair experiment was running donkey Kong on game boy color with lemons. I did the research, found out how many lemons per AA battery I would need, and tried it out. It didn’t work. But darn it I wish I just tried more lemons. This feels like the closure I needed in some way. Well done

    • @MisaNotMisa
      @MisaNotMisa Год назад +44

      Missed opportunity to try and run Donkey Kong on bananas...

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny Год назад +8

      ​@@MisaNotMisaPotassium

    • @graycatsaderow
      @graycatsaderow Год назад +21

      ​@@MisaNotMisathat would be bananas bro

    • @HopE-xl5fh
      @HopE-xl5fh 11 месяцев назад +5

      Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade! Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!. You don't need those damn lemons! You'll make life rue the day it gave Kegan crow lemons! You are the person that is going to burn his house down, with lemons! You'll make those egghead make combustible lemons to burn his house down!

    • @BredePlayzAnimations
      @BredePlayzAnimations 2 месяца назад

      ​@@HopE-xl5fhI'm going to use this phrase everytime I can now

  • @shinazo1121
    @shinazo1121 4 года назад +1608

    Shoutout to the ants who discovered the holy land of potatoes

    • @X_Cuze_Tf_outta_me
      @X_Cuze_Tf_outta_me 2 года назад +137

      imagine how that would look to you as an ant your going on about your regular bussines scouting for food and you stumble on a mountain of potatoes millions of times your size....i feel second hand happines

    • @KiryuuMimi94
      @KiryuuMimi94 2 года назад +39

      🐜 🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

    • @christianbarrientos4188
      @christianbarrientos4188 Год назад +28

      @@X_Cuze_Tf_outta_me the potato Himalayas

    • @solidnywonsz
      @solidnywonsz Год назад +30

      "What is this godly like structure I stumbled upon?"

    • @SomeRandomVergilFanboy
      @SomeRandomVergilFanboy Год назад +32

      A stash of 700 potato's would be literal heaven for a colony of ants

  • @Lozoot2
    @Lozoot2 4 года назад +378

    If you feed too high a voltage from the potatoes to the Pi you could potentially fry it, which is peak irony

    • @chickennugget6684
      @chickennugget6684 4 года назад +31

      today i learned that 🥧 is inferior to 🥔

    • @c.d.ruppert9560
      @c.d.ruppert9560 4 года назад +18

      OH DEAR GOD! SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET USED IRONY CORRECTLY! I ain't-a seen that since the winter of ought-nine.
      edit: ungrammar

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 4 года назад +4

      The potato fries you

    • @Terabit3
      @Terabit3 4 года назад +4

      @@chickennugget6684 the Irish learned that centuries ago

    • @fishbong
      @fishbong 4 года назад

      @Lozoot2 That is not irony. It is a pun aka play on words.

  • @barnabascsiszar5636
    @barnabascsiszar5636 4 года назад +347

    Imagine the police raiding his house and finding 700 slices of rotting potatoes in the garage with a calculator hooked up to them.

    • @michadmochowski1246
      @michadmochowski1246 4 года назад +78

      "Seems like madman is constructing biological weapon"

    • @christianmcsermynameis8660
      @christianmcsermynameis8660 4 года назад +36

      @@michadmochowski1246 (proceeds to play doom the calculator)

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 4 года назад +24

      "is this potato biohacking?"

    • @chupacabra5644
      @chupacabra5644 4 года назад +22

      (A rookie police officer throws up in the corner)

    • @arctic_crims0n673
      @arctic_crims0n673 4 года назад +17

      @@chupacabra5644 (Veteran police officer says to him "You get used to it eventually")

  • @crimsonamogsus7351
    @crimsonamogsus7351 Год назад +35

    Rule 78 of the internet: If it exists, somebody has tried to run Doom on it

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 8 месяцев назад +2

      Rule 34 and 78 are the only rules the internet needs.

    • @crimsonamogsus7351
      @crimsonamogsus7351 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@briansilva3765He has a point​

    • @sur.viv.e
      @sur.viv.e 7 месяцев назад

      rule 93 actually

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers Месяц назад

      We could discover a crash landed alien UFO and someone will quickly try to run Doom on its hardware

  • @CristianoLinares
    @CristianoLinares 4 года назад +772

    He’s literally the guy in the math problems.

  • @reeseekpuffs6498
    @reeseekpuffs6498 4 года назад +551

    They weren't lying when they said it can run on a potato

    • @delilbalaban2486
      @delilbalaban2486 4 года назад +6

      How does he have a game on a calculator

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 4 года назад +12

      @@delilbalaban2486 It's a type of programmable calculator

    • @some_random_merc
      @some_random_merc 4 года назад +17

      1993
      Computer/Console
      2020
      caculator with potato batteries

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan Год назад +11

    At least when the world ends, I know I'll be able to power my NES if I wire up enough potatoes.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 13 дней назад

      just make sure the potato's are outside so the smell does not kill you learn from this video

  • @KM11555
    @KM11555 4 года назад +290

    - did you run doom?
    - yes i did
    - what did it cost?
    - EVERYTHING

    • @Petar321_GT
      @Petar321_GT 4 года назад +3

      that aint doom. its a clone.

    • @aziztamzali152
      @aziztamzali152 4 года назад +4

      everything more like *all the potatoes*

    • @infamous-drive6299
      @infamous-drive6299 4 года назад +5

      *POTATOES*

    • @masterofthelag8414
      @masterofthelag8414 4 года назад +4

      'What did it cost?' 'Like, £30 of potatoes and parts'

    • @JhonatanPosadaLoaiza
      @JhonatanPosadaLoaiza 4 года назад +1

      LMFAO 🤣... That guy would surely get the infinity stones if he set his mind to it.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +1694

    End of the world...
    Don't worry, I got 100 potatoes

  • @karljobst
    @karljobst 4 года назад +2145

    amazing

  • @QuintonLeo
    @QuintonLeo Месяц назад +1

    I think about this feat often. 4 years old and it's a shame you haven't done more videos. This is something I will tell people about my entire life so long as Doom comes up in the conversation. Job well done. It's still incredible that you got this done.

  • @TheLegatoNet
    @TheLegatoNet 4 года назад +2629

    I work as an agricultural products inspector, the smell he's describing is something I deal with regularly. Often railcars full of rotten potatoes. Honestly, the potato is one of the least smelly products when they go bad, it's not as powerful as most other produce. Asparagus being the worst and garlic coming in second. Most of you will never experience the aroma that is opening a trailer full of expired asparagus.

    • @poonamsingh1300
      @poonamsingh1300 4 года назад +52

      Cool!

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 4 года назад +239

      A not-insignificant part of me now desperately wants to know what a railcar full of rotting garlic smells like.
      I have a feeling I would only need to smell it once lmao.

    • @armansanthk
      @armansanthk 4 года назад +52

      Wanna try my durian container?

    • @alwayschanging5821
      @alwayschanging5821 4 года назад +62

      @@tissuepaper9962 imagine a dead body with BO.

    • @achmaddaru9456
      @achmaddaru9456 4 года назад +8

      You're a hero man

  • @dixxiesucs2793
    @dixxiesucs2793 4 года назад +312

    Its official, the term "potato computer" or "potato wifi" can now be taken quite literally.

  • @DGP406
    @DGP406 4 года назад +586

    some day, in the distant future, humans will rearrange the positions of entire galaxies to represent a frame of Doom with the doom guy holding a shotgun

    • @pokeshark
      @pokeshark 4 года назад +104

      look bro, I can run Doom on my pocket universe!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +54

      At some point humans will be able to zoom out far enough to see that the Universe is Doom!

    • @anarex0929
      @anarex0929 4 года назад +8

      Alastair Reynolds would say hold my beer. His short stories even made a Netflix series out of the short stories but a character actually does this with the color zema blue.

    • @Reznov735
      @Reznov735 4 года назад +27

      @@HappyBeezerStudios
      -Wait it's all Doom?
      -Always has been.

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 4 года назад +11

      @@HappyBeezerStudios *at doom's gate starts playing*

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper Год назад +10

    "see that? that, is a potato battery, it's a toy, for children, and now, she lives in it."
    - wheatley 999999

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 4 года назад +272

    Alternate title: “How many potatoes to open the gates of hell”

    • @GuillermoArtola
      @GuillermoArtola 4 года назад +9

      Depending of how many potatoes you could eat.

    • @GabrielZang
      @GabrielZang 4 года назад +6

      REPLY OF THE YEAR AWARD

    • @resphantom
      @resphantom 4 года назад +4

      @@GuillermoArtola A lot of potatoes and a lot of really spicy hotsauce.

  • @exterminater267
    @exterminater267 4 года назад +176

    The takeaway from this video: Marry a woman who is willing to help you connect potatoes to a computer.

    • @Terabit3
      @Terabit3 4 года назад +14

      Just as God intended

    • @ryanspence5831
      @ryanspence5831 Год назад +1

      @@Terabit3 man does not live on potatoes alone

  • @r4ww836
    @r4ww836 4 года назад +286

    Man literally builds a biological weapon in his own garage, a nuclear wasteland, just for the sake of it powering his calculator to play DOOM. Amazing.

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper Год назад +7

    "so, how are you holding up?
    BECAUSE IM A POTATO"

  • @adriaanadriaan123
    @adriaanadriaan123 2 года назад +2707

    Imagine this guy being treated like a king in a post apocolyptic society, because he can make doom run

    • @kck-kck879
      @kck-kck879 Год назад +232

      I think the fact that he would have one hundred pounds of potatoes would be more impressive in an apocalyptic setting tbh.

    • @Devilofdoom
      @Devilofdoom Год назад +70

      @@kck-kck879 Yeah, you wouldn't want to waste potatoes playing doom during the apocalypse. RL would be basically like playing doom anyway.

    • @silentcricketgaming4116
      @silentcricketgaming4116 Год назад +42

      ​@@Devilofdoom potatoes grow in everything, they would most definitely be the most widely available vegetable no matter what went down, they already are. There's more efficient ways to get power though

    • @aston-leehornby7394
      @aston-leehornby7394 Год назад +7

      All hail the doom slayer!

    • @vinceb.8363
      @vinceb.8363 Год назад +6

      @@silentcricketgaming4116 lol tell that to the irish

  • @thepie193
    @thepie193 4 года назад +118

    What if in another timeline, Benjamin Franklin wasn't successful with his discovery of electricity.
    But some farmer somewhere was successful, and we measure volts by potatoes, and potato power becomes mainstream.

    • @c.d.ruppert9560
      @c.d.ruppert9560 4 года назад +23

      My new Tesla has a maximum output of 6.79 GigaTaters.

    • @thehybrid4324
      @thehybrid4324 4 года назад +18

      @@c.d.ruppert9560 I would call It gigaTots

    • @debbidonosenshi
      @debbidonosenshi 4 года назад +5

      @@thehybrid4324 my god it rolls off the tongue so well

    • @thehybrid4324
      @thehybrid4324 4 года назад +2

      @@debbidonosenshi ik right

    • @starshine3796
      @starshine3796 4 года назад +1

      That would take a hell lot of potatoes

  • @NewLightning1
    @NewLightning1 4 года назад +745

    People in the 1970's: We will being able to fly in the future
    Future:

  • @Joe-my6go
    @Joe-my6go Год назад +7

    “I don’t have the patience to run doom on a pregnancy test or a car.”
    *proceeds to run doom on a fucking ROOT*

  • @senpai2.054
    @senpai2.054 4 года назад +104

    "Can I play doom before the potato mold eats my house?"

  • @z.s.8995
    @z.s.8995 4 года назад +132

    Beautiful! You just built an Ubisoft server at your home! I can't wait to connect to your potato server and play The Division 2!

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 4 года назад +3

      I think Digital Extremes must use the same hardware!

  • @cubeflinger
    @cubeflinger 4 года назад +114

    Month long project, five days of deployment, 1 minute of doom running on a calculator. Develops new strain of bacteria.
    And they say mental health is affected by pandemic lockdowns.

  • @Termoz
    @Termoz Год назад +4

    If ANYTHING you make can’t run doom then give up, you’re not going anywhere

  • @dwaynevenzon643
    @dwaynevenzon643 4 года назад +303

    generators were first tested in 1830*
    people in 1829:

    • @lukashenrique4295
      @lukashenrique4295 4 года назад

      lol!!!

    • @dman4435
      @dman4435 4 года назад

      Ü Huy TY TY

    • @dman4435
      @dman4435 4 года назад

      Where do you wanna I want you in the snow and snow he is a great little boy in lake city and it’s not too much snow but it’s a great night out

    • @reluctant4611
      @reluctant4611 4 года назад +1

      Well they actually used oil lamps back then

    • @dwaynevenzon643
      @dwaynevenzon643 4 года назад

      That does not mean that nobody tried to use potatoes as something else than for food

  • @enveritas4948
    @enveritas4948 4 года назад +313

    "So what did you do with all the extra time in lockdown?"
    "Oh, you know, played some computer games. In my garage. On a calculator. Powered by potatoes."

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 4 года назад

      it’s at 69, i can’t like this

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 4 года назад +2

      @The peak of evolution *NOOOOO*

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 года назад +4

      @The peak of evolution lmao people like you are the best

    • @stopsign1663
      @stopsign1663 4 года назад +2

      This guy is at the peak of evolution

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +124

    When they say "Doom can run on a potato!" They mean it.
    Or rather it runs on 700 potatoes!

  • @Japox85
    @Japox85 Год назад +1

    Now i know how to not get bored in a zombie apocalypse situation. Ill start growing potatoes right now, thanks!

  • @M4rcLL
    @M4rcLL 4 года назад +282

    The potato pc meme is now a reality.

    • @Mr-Patate87
      @Mr-Patate87 4 года назад +5

      Well, the potato pc meme already comes from a guy who putted electricity in a potato, so....

  • @reyy1k
    @reyy1k 4 года назад +796

    Cashier: why are you buying 200 potatoes?
    Him: _it's complicated..._

    • @lukasaukonoja8691
      @lukasaukonoja8691 4 года назад +7

      But it's not complicated

    • @aeyde
      @aeyde 4 года назад +7

      It's not even much

    • @2perimeter
      @2perimeter 3 года назад +12

      Me: *clears throat* eXpErImEnTaL purposes

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 3 года назад +7

      If I was the cashier and I saw someone buy that many potatoes I would jokingly ask them if they were trying to run Doom on something. Most likely they wouldn't know what I was talking about. But if I turned out to be right it would be kind of cool.

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 3 года назад +3

      Him: *I am doing something, horrible, awful, and completely idiotic, but beautiful*

  • @el_bignt
    @el_bignt 4 года назад +306

    this dude sacrificed his nose for our entertainment, he is a hero

  • @Axegammeray
    @Axegammeray 16 дней назад

    “This stopped being fun so long ago” *gets 3 million views* you’ve done a damn good job brother

  • @madcorndog
    @madcorndog 4 года назад +60

    Teenage girl: If I'm pregnant my mom is going to FREAK!
    *Takes a pregnancy test
    Pregnancy test: DOOM

    • @hierosglephic
      @hierosglephic 3 года назад +1

      The child was the Doomslayer

    • @TheSchnieder6
      @TheSchnieder6 3 года назад

      The only thing they fear is a broken condom.

    • @cyberwolf5075
      @cyberwolf5075 3 года назад

      You have to save your baby by killing demons in order to give birth

    • @beybladesinmyheels1267
      @beybladesinmyheels1267 3 года назад

      I can’t believe that’s a real thing

  • @Mau-hy4zi
    @Mau-hy4zi 4 года назад +46

    So this is why the guy in the math problem needed 700 potatoes

  • @businesscatt
    @businesscatt 4 года назад +100

    Difficulties:
    I'm too young to boil
    Eat me plenty
    Ultra-starchness
    Nightshade

  • @SM-464
    @SM-464 7 месяцев назад +1

    Genetically modified potatoes. We need more power.

  • @enderlain
    @enderlain 4 года назад +470

    "Absolute madlad nearly loses his mind while running doom on nothing but rotten potatoes and reckless dreams."

    • @faerylnhiikira1053
      @faerylnhiikira1053 4 года назад +3

      I came here to comment something similar. This man is an absolute madlad, and he did it.

    • @imgay3907
      @imgay3907 4 года назад

      @@faerylnhiikira1053 ruclips.net/video/xtVf6URkmPQ/видео.html

  • @Gudi
    @Gudi 4 года назад +2176

    men like you put us on the moon

    • @MrSomerandomchap
      @MrSomerandomchap 4 года назад +8

      RS lad in the wild, go back to your own channel!

    • @funnypicturess
      @funnypicturess 4 года назад +4

      @@MrSomerandomchap Uh, Equalo also plays RS lad

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 4 года назад +8

      Or made Doom run by potatoes

    • @コミ-e8z
      @コミ-e8z 4 года назад +9

      The person that put us on the moon was a Nazi scientist we threatened, the head of NASA Werner von Braun

    • @akzo4785
      @akzo4785 4 года назад +3

      @@コミ-e8z ok

  • @DrPP-zy8cd
    @DrPP-zy8cd 4 года назад +179

    “on what emulator do you play doom?”
    “oh, on potatoes and a calculator.”

    • @literalfeline
      @literalfeline 4 года назад +2

      dr pp can you estimate my pp size

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 года назад +1

      @@literalfeline the comment above me is wrong its 8feet long

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 года назад

      The comment above me is also wrong, it's about 10 meters long

    • @apex3458
      @apex3458 4 года назад

      @@literalfeline the comment above me is wrong it's 1 kilometer

  • @온새밀
    @온새밀 Год назад +4

    As soon as I saw "day 1" I knew this would be a bop

  • @sammycarly1146
    @sammycarly1146 4 года назад +413

    You can put multiple nails into a single potato to increase the output, the potato's acids are only used as an electrolyte for the cathode and anode, there's enough of it within a single potato for you to use almost as many zinc nails (anodes) as you want.

    • @jackroutledge352
      @jackroutledge352 Год назад +88

      If only he'd googled this at some point in the whole month this took! I was waiting the whole video for him to just put some more nails in the spuds.

    • @Pythoner
      @Pythoner Год назад +4

      ​@@jackroutledge352 😂

  • @jasonkok9905
    @jasonkok9905 4 года назад +452

    When a friend asks "are you running on a potato pc?"
    You: yeah literally

  • @Kokorow121
    @Kokorow121 4 года назад +181

    Nobody:
    Math teacher test:
    "How many potatoes tu run doom ?"

    • @ANDRESGARCIA-qp2fd
      @ANDRESGARCIA-qp2fd 4 года назад +4

      Trick question, not enough givens to solve the question

    • @Kokorow121
      @Kokorow121 4 года назад +1

      @@ANDRESGARCIA-qp2fd by the axes of the Moon and the degree of Mars, give the size of Steven bathroom

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 4 года назад +1

      @@Kokorow121 5.3 seconds

    • @haik2103
      @haik2103 4 года назад +1

      Math problems in a nutshell
      "Including the replies"

    • @ceramicfiber1720
      @ceramicfiber1720 4 года назад +2

      Me: How am I supposed to solve this?
      Teacher: Use your graphing calculator

  • @calebrobinson6406
    @calebrobinson6406 Год назад +3

    The amount of torment he went through for something so stupid. Glorious! 😂

  • @Belitrov
    @Belitrov 3 года назад +1109

    "I installed DOOM on my calculator."
    Never thought I would hear this sentence

    • @beybladesinmyheels1267
      @beybladesinmyheels1267 3 года назад +69

      Can a pregnancy test run doom? Let’s find out!

    • @jorgejin4840
      @jorgejin4840 3 года назад +25

      I know that calculator it can even run pokemon if you want

    • @Bagel_Le_Stinky
      @Bagel_Le_Stinky 3 года назад +46

      Really? Do you live under a rock?

    • @heyimanormal61
      @heyimanormal61 2 года назад +23

      ruclips.net/p/PLNo1xefN4JvZH6sErbZhJMhvJoz5g7AdQ
      There you go person that has been living under a rock

    • @SuprSBG
      @SuprSBG Год назад +6

      Ehhh TI-84s can run doom pretty easily

  • @beersnarkunbleached5660
    @beersnarkunbleached5660 4 года назад +420

    This man didn't need to do any of this, but he did. And on top of all the potatoes and all the time, effort, and destroyed olfactory nerves from the potato rot, this man made a masterpiece on the description.
    This man is a legend.

    • @wutmagna7222
      @wutmagna7222 4 года назад +8

      Legend does not describe the sheer lengths this man went to in order to achieve this.
      This man has transcended humanity and ascended to godhood.

    • @kellenmoneypenny7247
      @kellenmoneypenny7247 4 года назад

      Thank you for revealing the truth to me

  • @wylser
    @wylser 4 года назад +113

    "Maybe I'm not high society enough to appreciate this culture"
    The best line in the video rofl

  • @joshbernberg7393
    @joshbernberg7393 Год назад +1

    Brother you single handedly caused the potato famine

  • @throwback19841
    @throwback19841 4 года назад +1947

    Doom on pregnancy test: "So darling, are we pregnant, or not?" "Neither, apparently my vagina has become a portal to hell and is infested with daemons"

  • @SpikeViper
    @SpikeViper 4 года назад +1388

    Truly a man of culture. But I can't believe you cut up that many Vooperians to power a computer.

    • @xanderrose7073
      @xanderrose7073 4 года назад +7

      Wait, I thought potato is currency

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 4 года назад +1

      👀

    • @Lad_Flaver
      @Lad_Flaver 4 года назад +2

      Very sad

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 года назад +12

      @@xanderrose7073 Vooperia traffics its own citizens as currency, CONFIRMED.

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 4 года назад

      Idk about ''man'', but, he sure is something.

  • @vinnycoco9321
    @vinnycoco9321 4 года назад +281

    "So how's your 2020 going?"
    "I use potatoes to run doom"
    "cool"

  • @drewwhitney7327
    @drewwhitney7327 10 месяцев назад +1

    I’m only halfway through the video, and it feels like I’m watching a suicide note.

  • @googlechromulent2049
    @googlechromulent2049 4 года назад +199

    "I'm not eating these potatoes."
    Mold: So anyway, I started blasting spores

  • @marcelzed1154
    @marcelzed1154 4 года назад +61

    The experience definitely didn't reward you, so I hope the fact that so many people enjoyed the video kind of makes up for it

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 3 года назад +568

    I love how this video isn't just about running doom with potatoes, but teaches a lesson on not giving up as well.

    • @RyoHazuki224
      @RyoHazuki224 Год назад

      Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 Год назад +7

      No it doesn't, he gave up on the raspberry pi and took multiple days to hook up like 200 potatoes

    • @azerim2039
      @azerim2039 Год назад +5

      ​@@BusinessWolf1Exactly. Knowing when to give up is important. He pivoted to the more realistic option when he realised he probably won't manage to get it to work on the Pi.

    • @TheMartianMancumpster
      @TheMartianMancumpster Год назад

      This movie was better then a hot jizzy turd sliding out my bum

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 Год назад

      if you don't get what you want after 4!!! days, give up

  • @MaxAppeal_
    @MaxAppeal_ Месяц назад

    "You play really good, whats you specs?"
    -700 potatoes

  • @HoldenNoise
    @HoldenNoise 4 года назад +585

    Person : Your pc sucks it’s worse then a potato
    This man : it is potatoes

    • @-GyBer-
      @-GyBer- 4 года назад +15

      well at last it is not worse

    • @calvinci
      @calvinci 4 года назад +7

      @@-GyBer- it is worse, it's a garage full of smelly rotting potatoes

    • @知りません-n7k
      @知りません-n7k 4 года назад +1

      @@calvinci he is talking about the typo Jesus fucking Christ 😂

    • @calvinci
      @calvinci 4 года назад

      @@知りません-n7k I guess I must have become desensitised to typos, I read his comment as "at least it is not worse"

  • @holderbee7811
    @holderbee7811 4 года назад +40

    Life Lesson: Instead of despair, and who knows how many it will take... hook the Pi up to a bench supply and find the minimum values..

  • @ScáthachAssassin
    @ScáthachAssassin Год назад +68

    This experiment broke the man. He never posted again.

    • @ragnagnar6363
      @ragnagnar6363 7 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe he's on a project with potato powered ai

  • @THE16THPHANTOM
    @THE16THPHANTOM 4 года назад +39

    everyone had a friend who could waste their time helping them setup a battery made of potatoes, i'll bet world peace would not be far off the achievement list.

  • @VarunGupta3009
    @VarunGupta3009 Год назад +1

    That description was gold. You're the first person to do many new things in this video.

  • @skamasamw
    @skamasamw 4 года назад +237

    2076, apocalypse:
    "Hey dad, we found this thing, it says it's a video game, but it's broken. What are videogames?"
    " *Take me some potatoes, son* "

  • @pro100gaming4
    @pro100gaming4 4 года назад +158

    Me: print("Hello, world!")
    This guy: run doom on potatoes

  • @zombiekidcrazy
    @zombiekidcrazy 4 года назад +212

    I can just imagine how awkward the cashier felt when he/she saw him with like, 20 bags of potatoes...

    • @SifArtorias
      @SifArtorias 4 года назад +6

      she be like.... but why tho?

    • @ryanjung4416
      @ryanjung4416 4 года назад +2

      @@SifArtorias that is hidden information

    • @mentos93
      @mentos93 4 года назад +4

      If you live close to farmers just buy it directly. Farmers would apreciate that and most likely would get a more fair price.

    • @Rainbow__cookie
      @Rainbow__cookie 4 года назад +2

      He is the guy in the math book that bought 20 bags of potatos

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +1

      Probably isn't the first time

  • @Avbuub
    @Avbuub Год назад +4

    Bro came to RUclips to make a video running doom from potatoes and really just left. 😅

  • @JediSteve-J3-
    @JediSteve-J3- 4 года назад +181

    Honestly, even if it wasn't a actual monitor just the fact doom can run on a CALCULATOR POWERED BY POTATOES goes to show what doom can run on

    • @OMA2k
      @OMA2k 4 года назад +10

      The thing is, that calculator game, even if they call it "Doom", is not really Doom, but just some random 3D game that looks barely like Wolfenstein-3D.

    • @JediSteve-J3-
      @JediSteve-J3- 4 года назад +5

      Well, it sure isn't Minecraft, that's for sure. Heck, the fact that it can run a game that looks even remotely like a game and plays like a game still goes to show something. Whether its the power of a ti-98 or the skill of the coders.

    • @catmagedsproductions1998
      @catmagedsproductions1998 4 года назад +2

      What if sombody played doom on a nano bot that twerks

    • @invetegon4596
      @invetegon4596 4 года назад +7

      @Miguel Rodriguez its not an emulator either, it was made from the ground up for the calculator. And he's right, it has no resemblance to doom. Its more like wolfenstien 3d, and even then it still isn't much like that game either.

    • @twilighthunter6583
      @twilighthunter6583 4 года назад +1

      @@OMA2k actually, you could probably code the original single player parts of doom on to one of the color calculators. I have minesweeper, 2048, cookie clicker and a very broken Pokémon- esque Game on my colored Casio. Of course, I had to delete all the most space taking functions Of my calculator like the 3D graphs and such, but it was worth it lol.
      Edit: ok maybe you couldn’t copy the exact code, but you could redesign it down to the exact bugs and textures.

  • @rangertalksdogsgames7996
    @rangertalksdogsgames7996 4 года назад +1032

    Girl: He's probably thinking about other girls
    Guy: How many potatoes is needed to run Doom?

    • @waveybooo
      @waveybooo 4 года назад +12

      @@ok-70707 IM TOTALLY CLICKING THAT LINK LIKE IT WOULDNT BE A RICKROLL OR SOMETHIBG LIKE CMON

    • @purdypanda4533
      @purdypanda4533 4 года назад +4

      People with girlfriends don’t think about doom and potatoes

    • @ilham7345
      @ilham7345 4 года назад +3

      @@purdypanda4533 who tf says that?

    • @purdypanda4533
      @purdypanda4533 4 года назад +1

      @@ilham7345 I say that

    • @ClearReception
      @ClearReception 4 года назад +3

      @@purdypanda4533 Then they need a better girlfriend.

  • @ThatGuy-yc9yc
    @ThatGuy-yc9yc 4 года назад +146

    Meanwhile in an alternative reality:
    A shadowed man sits down on a rusty worn-out bench, dark broken skies crackling with thunder. He pulls out a dilapidated cigarette and inhales. His eye gazes at the desolate plain littered with skyscrapers, potato farms that dissolve high into the clouds. The smell of fries permeates the air. He thinks to himself, "we have solved the world's energy crises, but, was it worth it?..."
    "F*ck yeah!!"

  • @CloverBlast
    @CloverBlast Год назад +1

    so that’s how GLaDOS survived potatofication