How Many Potatoes Does It Take To Run DOOM?
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- Опубликовано: 10 окт 2020
- Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I ran Doom on some potatoes when nobody else cared
In western America born and raised
On the floor of my garage I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And boiling some potatoes, bought a big wire spool
When a Raspberry Pi turned out no good
And wouldn’t boot up, I tried hard as I could
I spent one little night and the potatoes smelled weird
I said ‘I better get this thing working or I’ll pull out my hair'
I added more potatoes here day after day
But I lacked the amps to take me all of the way
So I gave it some thought hoping I’d find the ticket.
I kept going and said, 'I might as well stick with it'.
First pass, yo this is bad
Stinky potatoes have more power, can’t explain that.
Is this what it takes to play this game tonight?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I fear I’m missing, something isn’t quite grand
Is this the type of place I just end my cool plans?
I don't think so
I'll see where it goes
I hope they're prepared for Doom on potatoes
Well, the plan panned out and affirmed my doubt
The Raspberry Pi needed amps at a higher amount
I ain't trying to get invested so deep in this idea
I could buy more potatoes, or try again next year
I sat for a minute and then it became clear
I’d use a graphing calculator and finish this here
If anyone says that’s not Doom that’d be fair
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes get the TI-84 prepared'
I pulled up the game at about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the potatoes 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the first potato Doom player 
Игры
Everybody pls read description it’s beautiful
@@Rozal I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this comment.
I have no idea what they are talking about the description is gold!
@@Rozal bro are you ok in the head
Great Video, here from reddit... also #100th comment
These replies to my opinion are cringe
You know your wife is _the one_ when she helps you wire up 700 potatoes.
you know your wife is the one when she lets you keep those potatoes rooting on the garage for days even after the smell. my god hahaha
my thoughts exactly
@@v44n7 ... or she had COVID-19 and lost all sense of smell. T_T
How nice, 700th like
@Kyle Kiseyan People sometimes don't show their true selves until after marriage. Yes, you're supposed to know, but come on.
"Ugh this game is so laggy, is it running on potatoes?"
"Yes."
GG Lmao LOLOL 69 420 Lit Fam
@@wildgamer217 LOL afk brb XD pog back LOLOOLOLIl
@@pachurro2762 Epic Bruh Moment gg ez 360° Noscope
@@Rathzul LmAo PoGeRs DiScOrd MoD PogGchamp
based
Dude played doom on 1000 potatoes and then dissapeared lmao what a legend
Fr disappeared 😞
He suffocated
@@stepaniche7906 ???
@@stepaniche7906
potato 😢
This experiment broke the man. He never posted again.
Maybe he's on a project with potato powered ai
“Yo what kind of build you have?”
*700 slices of Potatoes*
@Aidan Bramwell wtf
And a graphing calculator
@Aidan Bramwell WHAT ON ERATH?
not really a build just the power supply
Uhhh da p700
"Bro what are your PC specs?"
"1000 slices of potatoes"
Drake meme.
Gaming on silicon chips
Gaming on potato chips
Ayyyyy I was your 600th like
I honestly don’t know how I would react if my friend called me and asked me to help him wire up 100 pounds of potatoes in his garage to run a computer.
I would say, "Let's go. I am with you and you are with me."
i would just ask if he had any beer
I would ask "who's car are we going to take?"
Dude from Idaho tells the world he hates potato’s and then disappears… coincidence? I think not.
So you’re the guy from the math book
Legendary comment
We found him, he's the chosen one
Question:
A man buys X pounds of potatoes for $y. He tries running a RPi 0, he fails. Next day, he buys Z more potatoes. It still doesn't run a RPi 0. Next day, he tries to run a TI 8x, he succeeds, but A potatoes have already become bad rotten and suffocates you. If he gains B from a YT video on this, and C potatoes are still edible, calculate the amount of money saved. [5 Marks].
@@fishyc43sar I'm going to ask my math teacher this
@Kyle Kiseyan shut up nobody even asked
"yo why are you so laggy bro"
equalo: "sry just my potato computer lagging"
"Yo, what brand computer you even got anyway?"
Equalo: "Sun Valley"
"You back?"
"Yeah, my dog ate one of the potatoes."
sorry my batteries are rotting
im starting to think this is what my wifi company uses to power their signals
LOL
In sixth grade my science fair experiment was running donkey Kong on game boy color with lemons. I did the research, found out how many lemons per AA battery I would need, and tried it out. It didn’t work. But darn it I wish I just tried more lemons. This feels like the closure I needed in some way. Well done
Missed opportunity to try and run Donkey Kong on bananas...
@@MisaNotMisaPotassium
@@MisaNotMisathat would be bananas bro
Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade! Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!. You don't need those damn lemons! You'll make life rue the day it gave Kegan crow lemons! You are the person that is going to burn his house down, with lemons! You'll make those egghead make combustible lemons to burn his house down!
Mans gassed himself in a room full of rotten potatoes to play Doom for a couple minutes. Big respect.
Fantastic, haha. Really putting the _tuber_ back in RUclipsr.
This is beautiful
More like EwwTuber ;)
You*
@@Po4to Oooh so thats where the word Eww came from! IT wasn't a sound, it was a word! Haha!
I can see the comments turn into woodgrain and hear humming of 90s computer fans..
amazing
Yes, and so are you.
he's a legend
69th like
Hello, you absolute legend
Karl
At least when the world ends, I know I'll be able to power my NES if I wire up enough potatoes.
"see that? that, is a potato battery, it's a toy, for children, and now, she lives in it."
- wheatley 999999
You should have left the potatoes there until the mold became sapient enough to play Doom themselves
Workn't
Imagine playing doom on pure mold.
Lol
@@Internet_No_Body lol yes
oddly enough the phosphate group density of certain mushrooms causes their sporulating bodies to be highly electronegative, but I wouldn't know how to build a battery from this.
2007: can it run Crysis?
2020: how many potatoes does it take to run?
88 millions
Over 9000
2033: how much lemonade could you make from what it's running on?
@Sam Richard-Dickinson Bravo dude, that comment was fuck'n Legendary! I wish more people saw it. I may have laughed my ass off for all of them though
There aren't enough potatoes on earth to get crysis to run good.
"so, how are you holding up?
BECAUSE IM A POTATO"
“I don’t have the patience to run doom on a pregnancy test or a car.”
*proceeds to run doom on a fucking ROOT*
This is how Idaho generates electricity. True story.
One more reason to forget about coal.
Who ever heard about potato lung?
I am from Idaho I can confirm
Yes
I can confirm
I know this is late, but--Youre serious?!?
Her: Hes probably thinking about other women
HIm: about 770 potato pieces should do it.
She actually helped him wire 700 potato slices
@@HenriAGS her: why is he using this lame cover up to hide his cheating.
Him: this should please my mistress RUclips....
@Garchomp YT coming for your potatoes next bud
@Garchomp YT You stole your name from Pokemon
Dunno if he's thinking about women lol.
Rule 78 of the internet: If it exists, somebody has tried to run Doom on it
Rule 34 and 78 are the only rules the internet needs.
@@briansilva3765He has a point
rule 93 actually
I'm not sure if boiling the potatoes would help at all. Since the boiling water (assuming you didn't put like 2 spoons of salt in it) is probably hypotonic the potatoes would absorb water, getting the electrolytes more dilute, decreasing the rate of charge transfer and increasing internal resistance. So it would probably make it worse.
Yep this comment is spot on
Also raw ones spoil less quickly
literally everything done here was idiotic
Why dont u show us how it's done then
@@1MorpheusHe just did
“Your PC’s a potato LMAO”
“Hm, yeah, actually it is!”
"potato aim"
@@johndoughty5160 yes
“Yeah? Well at least my potato pc can run doom!”
Well his power supply is a potato
I always thought that was the origin of the meme. Like it's a potato battery pc.
So that’s what the guy in the math problem was doing
LMAOOO
u got replied after 2 years
@@AxoYT_4 15 minutes later:
@@CaramelInu 4 minutes later:
1 hour later
Awesome video! Love that you stuck thru and made it happen.
Potatoes were actually some of the first known medium which mold was intentionally grown on. Replaced with agar not too long after, which is still used to this day. Glad your alright and were successful!
Technically, potatoes are the most powerful food there is, but they are parallel universes away from even the cheapest PC’s of the 70’s. Still, it’s awesome to see this!
the cheapest PCs of the 70's consumed exponentially more wattage per calculation than current computers. I smartphone could easily charge from potatoes whereas you could never achieve the amps needed to power on the CRT monitor. Computer's don't generate power, they consume it.
DOOM minimum requirements to run: Patato
@Bla bla Dudel plas sam
I guess you could say it runs like potato
Arlik Zilla hahahhahahahahahahahahha so funny
Potato
Patata
Your search history:
-how to get electricity from a potato
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Mine is "lays hot chip review" "dead space 2" "belle delphine"
@@paperclip6377 dead space 2....
Brings me back to the days that ea weren't entirely terrible 😂
Honestly want dead space 4...however they sadly shut down visceral games-
@@joshuamainwood3548 but wait, there's more! The director of dead space is free from the shackles of EA, and he's making a game called "the callisto protocol" which already has a trailer!
Bro came to RUclips to make a video running doom from potatoes and really just left. 😅
As soon as I saw "day 1" I knew this would be a bop
I work as an agricultural products inspector, the smell he's describing is something I deal with regularly. Often railcars full of rotten potatoes. Honestly, the potato is one of the least smelly products when they go bad, it's not as powerful as most other produce. Asparagus being the worst and garlic coming in second. Most of you will never experience the aroma that is opening a trailer full of expired asparagus.
Cool!
A not-insignificant part of me now desperately wants to know what a railcar full of rotting garlic smells like.
I have a feeling I would only need to smell it once lmao.
Wanna try my durian container?
@@tissuepaper9962 imagine a dead body with BO.
You're a hero man
"That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children."
"And now, she LIVES in it!"
@@ffffff6104In this case it's a guy.
Right. You earned a like for this. I once tried a potato and two different-metal nails with a micro-amp-meter when I was a kid, and the gauge did move, and I was - wauw, it really works. But never got the idea to run a computer on potato power!
Before:intel inside
Now:potato inside
What’s the difference ! hahah
@@bigtonybruiser haha funi
@@osurukgurmesi1752 funi nickname too
Funny
**WARNING** *THERE IS A POTATO INSIDE AND IT IS HUNGRY AND IT IS A CARNIVORE*
If you feed too high a voltage from the potatoes to the Pi you could potentially fry it, which is peak irony
today i learned that 🥧 is inferior to 🥔
OH DEAR GOD! SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET USED IRONY CORRECTLY! I ain't-a seen that since the winter of ought-nine.
edit: ungrammar
The potato fries you
@@chickennugget6684 the Irish learned that centuries ago
@Lozoot2 That is not irony. It is a pun aka play on words.
That description was gold. You're the first person to do many new things in this video.
A triumph. An inspiration. You're a wizard, man!
End of the world...
Don't worry, I got 100 potatoes
Sono chi no kyoku
wut
And a calculator
@@gabrielaragon9562 is that a motherfucking jojo reference
R
oh, I thought it's about Portal..
Monumental. Ima like, comment, share, and subscribe for all your efforts!
Calculator: check
Potatoes: check
Multimeter: check
*Yep, its gamer time*
some day, in the distant future, humans will rearrange the positions of entire galaxies to represent a frame of Doom with the doom guy holding a shotgun
look bro, I can run Doom on my pocket universe!
At some point humans will be able to zoom out far enough to see that the Universe is Doom!
Alastair Reynolds would say hold my beer. His short stories even made a Netflix series out of the short stories but a character actually does this with the color zema blue.
@@HappyBeezerStudios
-Wait it's all Doom?
-Always has been.
@@HappyBeezerStudios *at doom's gate starts playing*
Much respect, man! You are a legend!
If ANYTHING you make can’t run doom then give up, you’re not going anywhere
You can hear how excited he is at the beginning and at the end it sound like he's at a funeral
Probably smells like it too
ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html
@@JesusChrist-jh3gd I too, worship b a n a n a
"This was a terrible idea but now I have a point to prove"
He’s literally the guy in the math problems.
Exactly
Underrated comment
Deym this comment got me laughing so hard🤣
Well that’s what I do I make people laugh
True
The amount of torment he went through for something so stupid. Glorious! 😂
How is this even possible lmfao way to go yo!! Amazing..
Shoutout to the ants who discovered the holy land of potatoes
imagine how that would look to you as an ant your going on about your regular bussines scouting for food and you stumble on a mountain of potatoes millions of times your size....i feel second hand happines
🐜 🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
@@X_Cuze_Tf_outta_me the potato Himalayas
"What is this godly like structure I stumbled upon?"
A stash of 700 potato's would be literal heaven for a colony of ants
"Have you boiled any potatoes?"
"I have done nothing but boil potatoes for three days!"
Next video: Can you run Doom on Bread?
Next episode: Can you run doom on a broken tv powered by the sheer will of man
Can you run tf2 on patatos
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BOILING THEM?!
@@c.e.o2683 no you cant, i have proof.
How can this have so many views and so few subs? Epic video description and great video 👍
I just saw this in my activity in school and I loved doom so have a new subscriber :)
Pretty sure he died from Covid, man :/
"Can I play doom before the potato mold eats my house?"
They weren't lying when they said it can run on a potato
How does he have a game on a calculator
@@delilbalaban2486 It's a type of programmable calculator
1993
Computer/Console
2020
caculator with potato batteries
13:46 and that fly in the background tells us that the smell is amazing.... What he had been through! Nice job
I love Doom and I love potatoes, you have earned a very loyal subscriber my friend.
This is his latest video
So he's running Doom both on a calculator AND a potato.
The legend.
- did you run doom?
- yes i did
- what did it cost?
- EVERYTHING
that aint doom. its a clone.
everything more like *all the potatoes*
*POTATOES*
'What did it cost?' 'Like, £30 of potatoes and parts'
LMFAO 🤣... That guy would surely get the infinity stones if he set his mind to it.
Finally, real questions that needed answering
This definitely earned you a sub bro!
Imagine this guy being treated like a king in a post apocolyptic society, because he can make doom run
I think the fact that he would have one hundred pounds of potatoes would be more impressive in an apocalyptic setting tbh.
@@kck-kck879 Yeah, you wouldn't want to waste potatoes playing doom during the apocalypse. RL would be basically like playing doom anyway.
@@Devilofdoom potatoes grow in everything, they would most definitely be the most widely available vegetable no matter what went down, they already are. There's more efficient ways to get power though
All hail the doom slayer!
@@silentcricketgaming4116 lol tell that to the irish
Alternate title: “How many potatoes to open the gates of hell”
Depending of how many potatoes you could eat.
REPLY OF THE YEAR AWARD
@@GuillermoArtola A lot of potatoes and a lot of really spicy hotsauce.
RIP AND TEAR!!!
The most burning question has been finally answered.
hats off to you man..."
you earned my respect//
Imagine the police raiding his house and finding 700 slices of rotting potatoes in the garage with a calculator hooked up to them.
"Seems like madman is constructing biological weapon"
@@michadmochowski1246 (proceeds to play doom the calculator)
"is this potato biohacking?"
(A rookie police officer throws up in the corner)
@@chupacabra5644 (Veteran police officer says to him "You get used to it eventually")
The takeaway from this video: Marry a woman who is willing to help you connect potatoes to a computer.
Just as God intended
@@Terabit3 man does not live on potatoes alone
You’re bringing for Potato, PC to another level
I’m only halfway through the video, and it feels like I’m watching a suicide note.
Truly a man of culture. But I can't believe you cut up that many Vooperians to power a computer.
Wait, I thought potato is currency
👀
Very sad
@@xanderrose7073 Vooperia traffics its own citizens as currency, CONFIRMED.
Idk about ''man'', but, he sure is something.
Cashier: why are you buying 200 potatoes?
Him: _it's complicated..._
But it's not complicated
It's not even much
Me: *clears throat* eXpErImEnTaL purposes
If I was the cashier and I saw someone buy that many potatoes I would jokingly ask them if they were trying to run Doom on something. Most likely they wouldn't know what I was talking about. But if I turned out to be right it would be kind of cool.
Him: *I am doing something, horrible, awful, and completely idiotic, but beautiful*
with the right choice of transistors and capacitors you could provide a decent amount of electricity but with low current. so long as you arent trying to push something with a high current draw then you got a chance haha. great work friend and thank you for sharing your experimentation with us
the determination of this guy just earned him a sub, and it should definitely earn him a lot mroe
generators were first tested in 1830*
people in 1829:
lol!!!
Ü Huy TY TY
Where do you wanna I want you in the snow and snow he is a great little boy in lake city and it’s not too much snow but it’s a great night out
Well they actually used oil lamps back then
That does not mean that nobody tried to use potatoes as something else than for food
men like you put us on the moon
RS lad in the wild, go back to your own channel!
@@MrSomerandomchap Uh, Equalo also plays RS lad
Or made Doom run by potatoes
The person that put us on the moon was a Nazi scientist we threatened, the head of NASA Werner von Braun
@@user-gs6du1ex1b ok
You earned that subscribe fair and square.
DUDE STOP YOURE EATING MY BATTERIES
What if in another timeline, Benjamin Franklin wasn't successful with his discovery of electricity.
But some farmer somewhere was successful, and we measure volts by potatoes, and potato power becomes mainstream.
My new Tesla has a maximum output of 6.79 GigaTaters.
@@c.d.ruppert9560 I would call It gigaTots
@@thehybrid4324 my god it rolls off the tongue so well
@@debbidonosenshi ik right
That would take a hell lot of potatoes
"So what did you do with all the extra time in lockdown?"
"Oh, you know, played some computer games. In my garage. On a calculator. Powered by potatoes."
it’s at 69, i can’t like this
@The peak of evolution *NOOOOO*
@The peak of evolution lmao people like you are the best
This guy is at the peak of evolution
Actually amazing! Not only would that have taken a lot of time to conceive and set up, but also to clean up. Therefor...
The next challenge: Getting the potato smell out of your garage.
Absoulte LEGEND!
People in the 1970's: We will being able to fly in the future
Future:
still did not disappoint
People will flying already
Even better
Seems like i finally found the perfect timeline.
Its official, the term "potato computer" or "potato wifi" can now be taken quite literally.
Questions like these are the most important of all. this is the kind of stuff scientists should be learning, to what extents can you run doom. we need to find the limits.
"I had a friend help me wire up all these potatoes" that tickled me 😂😂
Teenage girl: If I'm pregnant my mom is going to FREAK!
*Takes a pregnancy test
Pregnancy test: DOOM
The child was the Doomslayer
The only thing they fear is a broken condom.
You have to save your baby by killing demons in order to give birth
I can’t believe that’s a real thing
Month long project, five days of deployment, 1 minute of doom running on a calculator. Develops new strain of bacteria.
And they say mental health is affected by pandemic lockdowns.
finally some good content
so that’s how GLaDOS survived potatofication
When they say "Doom can run on a potato!" They mean it.
Or rather it runs on 700 potatoes!
"I installed DOOM on my calculator."
Never thought I would hear this sentence
Can a pregnancy test run doom? Let’s find out!
I know that calculator it can even run pokemon if you want
Really? Do you live under a rock?
ruclips.net/p/PLNo1xefN4JvZH6sErbZhJMhvJoz5g7AdQ
There you go person that has been living under a rock
Ehhh TI-84s can run doom pretty easily
This video shall be a history in RUclips for the future.
this man is asking the real questions
Man literally builds a biological weapon in his own garage, a nuclear wasteland, just for the sake of it powering his calculator to play DOOM. Amazing.
You can put multiple nails into a single potato to increase the output, the potato's acids are only used as an electrolyte for the cathode and anode, there's enough of it within a single potato for you to use almost as many zinc nails (anodes) as you want.
If only he'd googled this at some point in the whole month this took! I was waiting the whole video for him to just put some more nails in the spuds.
@@jackroutledge352 😂
My theory is that you are a potato, and you understand the subtle needs and care potatoes require.
Then he has committed several war crimes and needs to be locked up.
On second thought, maybe that's why he disappeared after making this video.
absolute madman
"Absolute madlad nearly loses his mind while running doom on nothing but rotten potatoes and reckless dreams."
I came here to comment something similar. This man is an absolute madlad, and he did it.
@@faerylnhiikira1053 ruclips.net/video/xtVf6URkmPQ/видео.html