"Use the laser pen to activate the Hyperlink. Next, Surf Cyberspace for the search term (You may use Archie or a Newsgroup). Finally, use Finger to locate the customer and send them an email, then disconnect the modem." (actual support I have provided...)
How have I gone my entire life without knowing URL stands for Uniform Resource Locator? I was just supposed to learn this in a parody video about 90's informational videos? I can't process this. Uniform Resource Locator..
the creature known as a human with the gender of a male is the human male covering his illegal actions about killing several kids, also known as "slaughter"
I loved this video, like every single other video on this channel. It's such a unique and fun idea for a channel and is refreshing amongst the sea of content that is quite similar. Keep up the good work!
@Squirrel Monkey, did you know that Wix actually existed in the 90's as a SAAS or something similar? Check it out in the Internet Archive! It was actually originally called Web Information eXchange, as I found out.
Only true 90's kids would remember Angelfire and Geocities; to be honest though, there was something like Wix back in the day, "Homestead," they used to offer free websites with templates and everything
Thank you for preserving this. I remember when i used to use wix to make my own websites of how to beat the text game fortnite and beating pokemon yellow
You forgot the telephone part. ☎️ Hello, is this Weird Paul? 📞 - yeah what ☎️ Do you want to visit my Wix website on your multimedia computer? 📞 - yes sure ☎️ Okay! My Uniform Resource Locator, or URL, is H, T as in Timmy, T as in Timmy, P as in python, S as in sausage, a colon, a slash, a slash, double u, double u, do........ ...... .....T as in Timmy, M as in mother, and L as in lion. 📞 - uh, was I supposed to write this down? ☎️ *hangs up 📞 - Hello??? 📞 - You still there???
Hilarious!! Thanks for taking the time to create this blast from the past, that kind of never was. The only thing is installing any software took about 30 physical disks... (old enough to remember..!)
LOL When you changed the funeral home website to the Christmas themed one, the funeral home name was still at the top. I lost it hahaha great video Squirrel Monkey!
The person that was picked to do the voice over for these videos has the perfect voice for it. I was barely alive in the 90s but she has that... Idk. The voice for it. I don't even know how to say it. It feels nostalgic.
Sucks I missed the premiere, but either way this was really well-executed! It reminded me a lot of Hypnospace Outlaw (which I finally played), since it has an "90s webpage" look.
![Gunna - HIM ALL ALONG [Official Visualizer]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HiCxoDeo0hc/mqdefault.jpg)
This is amazing! Can we have it in VHS please?
Wow.
First?
Omg
*timetravel 10 years back after this*
Pog
Disappointed. The mouse clicks didn’t rupture my eardrums and shatter my windows!
Yeah I'm super disappointed
Sorry!
You are forgiven.
Squirrel Monkey LOL Dude.
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom no problem
You forgot the fact that Wix has ads on every single billboard and magazine
@CharlotteDupont Wait until everyone says "NO!!!"
The 90's style is really nice, looks like something on a VHS.
I'm pretty sure that they actually use real VHS tapes to make these videos!
I thought it was a modern film made in 2019!
@@IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou Nope. It's 720p, VHS doesn't support that - only 480i.
You found the point!
I think that that's the effect they're going for
It's been a long time since I heard the terms "Hypertext" or "Hyper Link."
Wow you're here
@@ff_crafter Look at the credits of this video... I'm mentioned. 😁
Master0fHyrule oh cool
Woah did not expect to see you here
"Use the laser pen to activate the Hyperlink. Next, Surf Cyberspace for the search term (You may use Archie or a Newsgroup). Finally, use Finger to locate the customer and send them an email, then disconnect the modem." (actual support I have provided...)
How have I gone my entire life without knowing URL stands for Uniform Resource Locator? I was just supposed to learn this in a parody video about 90's informational videos? I can't process this. Uniform Resource Locator..
😂❤
Wow
Wait til you learn what 8==D means.
Guess what the acronym for hyper-text transfer protocol secure is...
I FIND IT OUT IN THE COMMENTS
Thank you for watching, everybody! If you're not subscribed, please do.
Squirrel Monkey hellooooo :)
noice
Great vid of the world wide web
EARLY!
Yes
I recently discovered Wonders of the World Wide Web, and have been learning all this wonderful internet history at a rapid pace. Great work!
Do Zoom in the 1990s
Im sorry
That sounds cool ngl
That would be nice
and now im joining my zoom class lol
Zoomer
wOAH VIDEO CALLS? THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!1!!!one1!!!
Imagine if this actually existed we’d have 10 times more websites than we currently do.
Remember geocities?
@@rutgerb unfortunatly
I don’t even know what geocities is
AuspecTurtle yeah well thats because you are young
@@AUSPEC_ 90's website builder
"music, an important part of a website"
Yes.
I love that voice, it's so calming
legends say squirrel monkey has real floppy’s and images of these but won’t release it
wow lol ty for 40 likes
I *hope* that this is true
With the luck, you're probably right
I still remember when there was midi music on some websites. Back then I thought it's the future.
okay, now this is epic.
I’ll agree
Why hello there old sport
All of these vids are epicc
the creature known as a human with the gender of a male is the human male covering his illegal actions about killing several kids, also known as "slaughter"
@@toyotakuuuu you high bro?
I loved this video, like every single other video on this channel. It's such a unique and fun idea for a channel and is refreshing amongst the sea of content that is quite similar. Keep up the good work!
Thank you so much!
You forgot the “This website was made with WIX.” watermark
watermarks*
@@TimeWisely bru
@@TimeWisely watermark*
@@10054 there are multiple of them
@@TimeWisely na
Kenna always makes that "Wow" it really gets me.
Was expecting the music to be Never Gonna Give You Up
That music was the sole purpose of the creation of hyperlinks.
KO you just got rickrolled
We’re no strangers to love
I love how when the HDD is busy you can hear it in the background, sounds like a coffee machine like HDDs of the 90s
@Squirrel Monkey, did you know that Wix actually existed in the 90's as a SAAS or something similar? Check it out in the Internet Archive! It was actually originally called Web Information eXchange, as I found out.
I love how even the HTML code was written like in the 90s.
Only true 90's kids would remember Angelfire and Geocities; to be honest though, there was something like Wix back in the day, "Homestead," they used to offer free websites with templates and everything
I REMEMBER THAT YESSS
Thank you for preserving this. I remember when i used to use wix to make my own websites of how to beat the text game fortnite and beating pokemon yellow
Seriously, you’re probably putting sooo much work into recreating software in a 90s style. Good job!
I could see hipsters going "I only write and design website on NotePad. "
you dont?
damn normies, i only write my websites on assembly
I write website design in paint
@@Oscar4u69 build your own os first smh
@@atomic5134 the website is the OS
Now this... this is a epic one
Wow this series takes so long but damn its entertaining
it sounds like they slam the enter button when they press it
Oh boy! I need to go back in time, cuz boy does the 90's sound cool!
SquirrelMonkey: *posts this*
Wix ad before the video: IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE!
Adblock and youtube red users: What ad?
Me who’ve already downloaded Adblock today: i-
When I looked at the comments I actually thought you were sponsored by Wix, well that would be great!
You forgot the telephone part.
☎️ Hello, is this Weird Paul?
📞 - yeah what
☎️ Do you want to visit my Wix website on your multimedia computer?
📞 - yes sure
☎️ Okay! My Uniform Resource Locator, or URL, is H, T as in Timmy, T as in Timmy, P as in python, S as in sausage, a colon, a slash, a slash, double u, double u, do........
......
.....T as in Timmy, M as in mother, and L as in lion.
📞 - uh, was I supposed to write this down?
☎️ *hangs up
📞 - Hello???
📞 - You still there???
very funny. Laughed hard
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Yellow Toad Why and What
That’s AMAZING!
it's like hanging up on me ...O N L I N E...
That HTML--with its inconsistent formatting and nonstandard extensions--would give even the INTERCAL people nightmares.
2:10 Knowing HTML myself, I can say that this is a pretty flashy web page
pretty flashy for the 90s.
Just like every 90s personal website!
Mr Driller will be happy!
Well......he is an indie game developer nontheless.
Am i the only one that just learnt that Website means web sightseeing?
And URL means uniform resource locator
You should unlearn that immediately. I'm 99.999% sure that it simply comes from web + site, i.e. a location on the web.
@@AlexanderRundberg r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
I remember getting this on vhs with my subscription for Squirrel Monkey magazines
3:27 Now underline it and it will become a fake hyperlink
I didn’t realize til now that one of those old looking websites were made with 90s Wix
1000 BC: Wonders of Nothing
2020: Wonders of The World Wide Web
1000000: WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Infinity: WONDERS OF EVERYTHING
?????: wonders of sjvyekvheifh
LOL THANK YOU SO MUCH DUDE
Nice one haha
Mario64: wonders of the mario 64 personalized copy
these are always just perfect
yes 90's in the 90's
Hypnospace outlaw from 90s?
Welcome back, Commander
"When your thinking about what you should say in the comments"👁️👄👁️
I don’t know why, but these type of videos kinda freak me out. Like one of those weird fever dreams.
Funeral home, happy ending! Merry christmas!
me: excuse me
*WHAT*
they put the "fun" in "funeral"
@@S.1.L Let's dance in peoples graves :)))
@@Saul_Soto82 yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y y y y y y y y y y
*woohoo*
I love the use of the old HTML and CSS.
Can You Do Spotify In The 80's/90's???
I already made that one. Spotify in the 1980s.
It would've been absolutely amazing if this was actually a Wix sponsored video
Chilling in the comments squad
Shes back! Im so happy! 😊
wOnDeRs Of ThE wOrLd WiDe WeB
Good Question: How did you end up clicking it for 5 HOURS STRAIGHT???
Hilarious!! Thanks for taking the time to create this blast from the past, that kind of never was.
The only thing is installing any software took about 30 physical disks...
(old enough to remember..!)
I wonder if this vid is sponsored
_bY _*_RAI-_*
*D sHaDoW lEgEnDs*
yas
plz do something like a browser in the 80s.
„Funeral home Happy Ending“ made my day.
I'm sure it would have serious competition with GeoCities and Angelfire.
It's crazy how you have been doing videos for so long and never losing the quality
CrAzY
Great Video, I love these!
probably the best one from you guys! next, can you please do 4chan in the 80s/90s?
LOL When you changed the funeral home website to the Christmas themed one, the funeral home name was still at the top. I lost it hahaha great video Squirrel Monkey!
Your videos give best nostalgia
love the Smashing Pumpkins tickets reference in there...
Wix, advertising websites to anything that moves since 1995.
Cool video, mate!
1:28 squirrel this is power point lol , I guessed it because of the background and etc.
The person that was picked to do the voice over for these videos has the perfect voice for it. I was barely alive in the 90s but she has that... Idk. The voice for it. I don't even know how to say it. It feels nostalgic.
I love the Hyper Text Markup Language *CODE*
I just watched the premiere I just wanted to say I love your voice
I love this channel I can learn so much about technology in 90s !
i loved that touhou reference with chuhou
The old internet was so bad, but also its simplicity and uniqueness made it charming.
Hate that RUclips doesn't have music when I'm looking for these videos
I got a wix ad before it started lol
I was web sight-seeing on my multimedia computer, then I found this hyperlink.
I'm glad your back great content
It's great that Wix includes Peanut Butter Recall in the Midi choices.
I still remember very well when websites looked like this. I'm officially old haha
Now thats what I call, pretty epic
May need to get this WIX thing.
after weeks, the queen has came back.
People from the offices were truly amazed when they saw the smooth-scroll on the computer
i enjoy watching your videos when im bored.
Sucks I missed the premiere, but either way this was really well-executed! It reminded me a lot of Hypnospace Outlaw (which I finally played), since it has an "90s webpage" look.
You're still very early!
Oh my god I missed these videos-
0:19 noice reference right there
iTunes or spotify in the 90s would be cool!
Is it still possible to embed MIDI files in websites? Do modern browsers support it?
This channel got too underrated
Best Wix ad ever
The legend returns
ngl this actually pretty good
the notepad thing really ground my gears
jeez... you could show this to anyone who isn’t so tech savvy and they would think this is true
Windows 95 in all its 640x480 glory! Seriously though, how cool is it that you made an actual working "Wix" program on Windows Freaking 95?! Amazing!
I swear to god this man puts a lot of effort in his videos why does this man not get recognition for his hard work it makes me sad 🙁
I can not wait for the 2000s one
Great video squirrel, like all the other videos. You have earned 5 more subs! Thanks!
Why did my ears not melt from someone clicking