@@deltoroperdedor3166 actually, it is pretty common that in France the regional languages are teached. I Don't know specifically about Breton, but I know my little cousins learn occitan in primary, and I have some other cousins that learnt basque.
@@deltoroperdedor3166 Breton has around 100 000 speakers, but is at severe risk becuase there are no majority communities and almost all speakers are above 65 . The only Celtic language with any decent chance of survival is Welsh, sadly. Please lear them if you live somewhere that they are apoken, they're wonderful languages/A Scottish Gaelic speaker and Celtic student
Dᛞ Uᚢ Wᚹ Aᚨ Nᚾ Gᚷ They say florida is the dong of america, if thats the case THIS video will douse their ego, until they realise its a parallel earth or should i say Parallol
Turns out Bigger, Longer Brittany makes the world awesome. Like, unique nations doing well, Mingsplosion, unique colonizers. 11/10, would live in world with Thicc Brittany.
0:24 All the other modders, better run, better run, outrun my brittany All the other modders better, better run, faster than my long France map Drew cover on pumped up kicks
How dare you compare the glorious Ulm to the lowly Knights, Ulm could easily conquer everything in every game but it simply chooses not to because Ulm is a benevolent overlord to us all
In case U are confused about U, here’s some context. Well U see, U used to be one part of U-Tsang, however in some patch they separated the two and it become U and Tsang. U has become a bit of a new kind of Ulm meme recently. You can imagine the amount of jokes you could make with this country name. Most of them are No U. Also, U historically is actually Ü
Should male a match with only spring or fall wheather or even summer. Lets see how often russis get besten. By france by germany...maybe even poland xd
@@yorneustein7851 I, Cato Sicarius, am much more likeable now. www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/9rfyxg/book_excerptplague_war_cato_sicarius_is_not/? www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/9skhqp/book_excerptplague_war_guilliman_and_the/? www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/87fmp0/book_excerptblades_of_damocles_cato_sicarius/?
The First Primaris Cato Sicarius not after what you will do in 60/50k lore (Checkout neckberdia ,60k) You are a traitor and a heretic and Vulcan will defeat you and your heretical empire and brothers
I love it, the provinces are just random Breton words. Cheese, Sausage, the verb 'to go', Trashbin
Breton as in Celtic Breton? I'm surprised anyone speaks it anymore (it's kinda the same deal with all Celtic languages, they are endangered)
@@deltoroperdedor3166 actually, it is pretty common that in France the regional languages are teached. I Don't know specifically about Breton, but I know my little cousins learn occitan in primary, and I have some other cousins that learnt basque.
@@sergentmaso I always thought it was tried to extinct Occitan?
@@deltoroperdedor3166 Breton has around 100 000 speakers, but is at severe risk becuase there are no majority communities and almost all speakers are above 65 . The only Celtic language with any decent chance of survival is Welsh, sadly. Please lear them if you live somewhere that they are apoken, they're wonderful languages/A Scottish Gaelic speaker and Celtic student
@@sergentmaso Breton can be taken as an option in some schools, not much more than that. it's really bad.
Therapist: Long France doesn’t exist, you don’t have to be worried
Long France:
It can't hurt you*
morrocoball takeover i didn’t remember how the meme went 😔
DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
@@lauriv20 You could edit it if you want
@@Debre. ha, ha very funny
they call paris the city of love for a reason.
I just want them to show me what love is
And they burned something that the real france wouldn't never forget but they are pussies and says the burning was an accident.
Im not sure if you mean what i mean
*The Chainsmokers want to know your location*
*The 1975 would like to know your location *
The Maginot Line that France deserved. One long Brittany
WE FOUND THE PERSON FROM NORTH KOREA THAT WAS WATCHING DREW'S VIDEOS
ALL HAIL THE SUPREME LEADER!!
Oh no
Nobody:
Drew Durnil: L O N G F R A N C E
Long boy 9000
*everyone
what 666 likes am the 666th like
no
The 1,000th like feels so good
9:00 "Knights' Niger". I don't know why, but something about the wording seems weird...
Knights of the African American
I don't get it.
@Danzard That's true...but it's suposed to be a joke...
@@bottlesaregreat_6081 no shit
@Danzard everyone knows but it juat sound weird
“This might not be the mod we needed, but its definitely the one we deserved”
Drew durnil, 2019, talking about dongs
J Smalls i dont like that you have the same initials as me
J S me neither🤨
J Smalls so it shall be
@@Rattler04 Somebody's sensitive about being reminded that the "S" in their name stands for small.
JBDBIB Baerman BUT ITS MY NOT HES
The Timerids broke apart into Persia and Afghanistan, and Afghanistan reformed the Timmerids. Perfectly Balanced as all things should be...
You've basically turned Europe into the head of a giant galloping unicorn.
bonecanoe86 which is stabbing north america
National Prussialism Oh yeah
Zeus is gonna be jealous, he can only afford bulls.
I was hoping to see U and Wu form an alliance... the UWu alliance.
No
Pls delet this and your account!
Nope
YES
Together the might of U and the tactics of Wu should bring the universe to it’s heels
Its actually happened in one of my games but Jan Mayen ended that beautiful alliance :/
france: WE GONNA BUILD A WALL AROUND THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND WE GONNA MAKE TH BRITTANY PAY FOR THE WALL
The Britons
NetherPrime I think you meant “th brittany”
"a Long France"
SCREAMS IN BRETON
Scream in lyonnais 😂
Des bretons, chouette ^^
France may be long but it ain't as long as their Maginot.
When the french decided to maginot the entire atlantic
For many french it was probably no long enough
Que that one guy
AcTuAlLy, ThE mAgInOt WaS mUcH sMaLlEr blah blah blah
Meanwhile in ww2
So mein fuhrer... Will the Atlantic wall spread THAT FAR
jä
It's "Ja" not "Jä".
...Okay I'll leave now.
@@tristanfour6233 grammar nazi 😂
Ha...Ha...Ha
THE ATLANTIC CONDOM
5:38 I love how Denmark is just called Verden 😂
„Verden“ is a norwegian and danish word and means „the world“
Nobody:
Britanny: *E X P A N D D O N G*
Dᛞ Uᚢ Wᚹ Aᚨ Nᚾ Gᚷ They say florida is the dong of america, if thats the case THIS video will douse their ego, until they realise its a parallel earth or should i say Parallol
7:16
Me:U IS STILL ALIVE
Drew:Alodia has a trading colony
Me:*Visible confusion*
It may sound ironic, but do Long Dong Japan next...
Across the pacific
does that mod exist?
@@discordadmin9796 it better
@@discordadmin9796 it should
The Retarded Fish it could
The Retarded Fish it must
1940s: we'll have flying cars in the future!
2019: long france
Make a mod where all the islands of the pacific are in the atlantic.
Swap the Pacific islands with the Caribbean?
Thanks for the arrow would have never found Briteany without it.
Somehow this AI found a way to make the HRE even less Holy than ever before. It was never Roman, so that part is the same
It was Roman when Rome was still part of the HRE
@@anonymeroverlord was still? It was getting conquered for a time but not started with it or ended. In the end its germany n not rom
Nobody:
Nobody in the world:
Nobody in the universe:
Not a single living cell:
Lets give France a giant Ding Dong
France is extending. So it's the opposite of ramblers hairline.
Correct. For ramblers hair is retracting.
When are you finally doing the Franco-Franco union, France combined with Spain with franco in power
Guinness World Records 1444 longest baguette ever created on the face of the Earth.
A fort right at the tip? I guess it's his Fortskin.
Of course only the gods of old would do something like this, *DAMMIT HERMES!*
Therapist: long France isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
Long France:
Turns out Bigger, Longer Brittany makes the world awesome. Like, unique nations doing well, Mingsplosion, unique colonizers. 11/10, would live in world with Thicc Brittany.
As a frenchman from Britanny, i don't know if i should be happy or horrified
0:24 All the other modders, better run, better run, outrun my brittany
All the other modders better, better run, faster than my long France map
Drew cover on pumped up kicks
If Spain and Portugal get beaten too much they will often not colonize anything.
But even then, why didn't anyone else set up South American colonies?
eventually someone's going to eat that baguette...
And that's going to be me
1:33 they got a new Provence! *Bada dsum*
Flathead drew isnt real, he cant hurt you
Flathead drew: 3:45
When someone is part French and find out about long France
*this... this does put a smile on my face*
Canada and the Shawnee is literally that SpongeBob meme. "Get out of here you moochers. That's right, keep moving. Except you. You stay."
A great idea might be to turn Portugal or Spain into an island.
Like if you want to see that video
I love that Drew's new Canada meme is how badass our war history is.
yup
No one:
absolutely no one :
Drew: breaking the map with a long France
Absolutely everyone: you are not funny
Venturer exactly 🤣
World: no abrahamic faiths
Crusading knights: hold my goblet
World: no Abrahamic faiths
Crusading Knights: Its free real estate.
Oh yes the great empire of U
Therapist: Size doesn't matter
Brittany: So what?
Every knows, that France has a no--OH MY GOD
I walk out of my bedroom and the first thing my parents hear is:
I imagine the big blue blob is gonna want to get their big donger back
You complimenting Canada filled my syrup heart with joy
Psychologist: Long France doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
Long France:
Ladies & Gentlemen, give it up for Big, Long, & Beautiful Brittany!
You've seen Huey Long Dong in Kaiserreich, now prepare for King Louis Longdong in EU4.
drew: nothing interesting ever happens in south america
south america: fine then i guess ill just sit here and do nothing
drew: wtf south america?
The great lost land bridge that first brought humans to America, no not the Bering strait
Lol, U is the formal version of you in Dutch
Gekoloniseerd
Okay but why is it a country though?
@@PiousMoltar becouse we where oppressed by the Spanish
@@-gemberkoekje-5547 No, not the Netherlands, *U* !!!😂
@@jonasb104 I am from the Netherlands
6:02
Oh, i don't know too.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? I REPEAT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?
Nothing, i supose
How really d-day happend usa Canada landing in the middle of the ocean and that is how usa and Canada got there glory of ww2 taking britany
Now they don’t have to surrender. They can just retreat to the new world.
Long BRITANNY, not long france.
France: my mom said i could be whatever i want, so i decided to be a unicorn
*exhales*
Vive la Bretagne, we really need to teach drew how to pronounce Breton
How dare you compare the glorious Ulm to the lowly Knights, Ulm could easily conquer everything in every game but it simply chooses not to because Ulm is a benevolent overlord to us all
The only person that can defeat ulm is *U*
It is as long as Rambler's hairline
We now need Cornwall to extend and the Yucatán to go long.
In case U are confused about U, here’s some context. Well U see,
U used to be one part of U-Tsang, however in some patch they separated the two and it become U and Tsang. U has become a bit of a new kind of Ulm meme recently.
You can imagine the amount of jokes you could make with this country name.
Most of them are No U. Also, U historically is actually Ü
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Drew Durnil: Let’s make France really long
You should bring the Russian Empire too WW2 . See how they reacts agaisnt the Nazis ! The Russian Empire with their 1910 borders .
Should male a match with only spring or fall wheather or even summer. Lets see how often russis get besten. By france by germany...maybe even poland xd
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not a single crusader:
Drew Dernil: *Long France*
The Easiest way to colonize the Americas, thx Drew for telling us after 500 years!
Pee Pee Island: *exists*
France: Hold my beer
that france is almost as long as my
love for jesus
That’s what the high priests said
Literally anything happens:
Drew:WOW ITS THEIR BEST GAME EVER
Will you make the "no Balkan mod"
>Brittany
>France
*angry Breton noises*
Long unlike the time it took them to surrender?
Love how his channel is based on watching AI in 2 games and he still confused religious map mode with cultural
[*] *U* Kingdom? Empire? Repub- I don't know
4:00
"They got a pretty big advantage over here"
That's what she said
Btw
Memelland: *exists*
Burgenland aka Őrvidék: *nothing because it doesnt exist*
Brittany needs to sent Longer Boats to Conquer more Countries
3:23 don’t expose the secret meta country like that
U
Brittany the only nation which is 2000 km's long and 50 km's wide
Imagine the trouble in travelling
Whatevenismylive wants to know your location'-'
Nice to see that France has more land to retreat to and eventually surrender in
3:04 Wow Drew is bald
In top of the ears he has some
3:29 U” gotta be joking”
I see what you did there
Wish you were my history teacher
Wouldn't be able to teach you anything lol
That’s what I call Great Brittany
Can you make a video when Kosovo got their independenc in 1936
Kosov is Serbia
@@Sam-uc3lv Serbia is kosovo
when brittany takes all of canada before you can
*Sad rule britannia noises*
I think this will be a long episode ... 🙃
As a breton I’m extremely amused by this. Thank you very much mister Durnil!!!
Subscribed
Wait a minute...
isn't France supposed to be a woman?
It is
He is a she
Nobody:
Hungary after 3-4 minutes in every video: *aight imma head out*
“i’m kinda offended for you guys”
thats such a white thing to say
*Californian
The Knights had there Crusade
LMAO The Knights has gones crazy with a DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES Time
Predicting that there is going to be a joke about France being happy to see you.
Drew i'm disappointed.
Woah damn, didn’t know the French liked to party like that
Drew: 6:37
My Heart: *Explodes*
I, Cato Sicarius, am pleased to be so early to the upload of the Fapstodes favourite quasi-Slaaneshi youtuber.
Nobody likes you not even your own chapter does
@@yorneustein7851 I, Cato Sicarius, am much more likeable now.
www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/9rfyxg/book_excerptplague_war_cato_sicarius_is_not/?
www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/9skhqp/book_excerptplague_war_guilliman_and_the/?
www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/87fmp0/book_excerptblades_of_damocles_cato_sicarius/?
The First Primaris Cato Sicarius not after what you will do in 60/50k lore
(Checkout neckberdia ,60k)
You are a traitor and a heretic
and Vulcan will defeat you and your heretical empire and brothers
I'm more impressed by how the Holy roman empire actually formed. And how the knights did so well