Breaking the Map with a Long France (EU4)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @pykeproductions
    @pykeproductions 5 лет назад +1270

    I love it, the provinces are just random Breton words. Cheese, Sausage, the verb 'to go', Trashbin

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 5 лет назад +66

      Breton as in Celtic Breton? I'm surprised anyone speaks it anymore (it's kinda the same deal with all Celtic languages, they are endangered)

    • @sergentmaso
      @sergentmaso 5 лет назад +82

      @@deltoroperdedor3166 actually, it is pretty common that in France the regional languages are teached. I Don't know specifically about Breton, but I know my little cousins learn occitan in primary, and I have some other cousins that learnt basque.

    • @karlmuller4764
      @karlmuller4764 5 лет назад +15

      @@sergentmaso I always thought it was tried to extinct Occitan?

    • @viktorkardell9366
      @viktorkardell9366 5 лет назад +47

      @@deltoroperdedor3166 Breton has around 100 000 speakers, but is at severe risk becuase there are no majority communities and almost all speakers are above 65 . The only Celtic language with any decent chance of survival is Welsh, sadly. Please lear them if you live somewhere that they are apoken, they're wonderful languages/A Scottish Gaelic speaker and Celtic student

    • @viktorkardell9366
      @viktorkardell9366 5 лет назад +22

      @@sergentmaso Breton can be taken as an option in some schools, not much more than that. it's really bad.

  • @lauriv20
    @lauriv20 5 лет назад +3115

    Therapist: Long France doesn’t exist, you don’t have to be worried
    Long France:

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 5 лет назад +62

      It can't hurt you*

    • @lauriv20
      @lauriv20 5 лет назад +9

      morrocoball takeover i didn’t remember how the meme went 😔

    • @haris6772
      @haris6772 5 лет назад +4

      DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 5 лет назад +1

      @@lauriv20 You could edit it if you want

    • @jamdragon4936
      @jamdragon4936 5 лет назад

      @@Debre. ha, ha very funny

  • @aurel724
    @aurel724 5 лет назад +2567

    they call paris the city of love for a reason.

    • @BloodRider1914
      @BloodRider1914 5 лет назад +44

      I just want them to show me what love is

    • @eliczek6142
      @eliczek6142 5 лет назад +21

      And they burned something that the real france wouldn't never forget but they are pussies and says the burning was an accident.

    • @salamisandwichs6093
      @salamisandwichs6093 5 лет назад +10

      Im not sure if you mean what i mean

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад +11

      *The Chainsmokers want to know your location*

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 5 лет назад +7

      *The 1975 would like to know your location *

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +505

    The Maginot Line that France deserved. One long Brittany

  • @Lorand0O
    @Lorand0O 5 лет назад +1475

    Nobody:
    Drew Durnil: L O N G F R A N C E

  • @eldaxeruskalocraw4213
    @eldaxeruskalocraw4213 5 лет назад +245

    9:00 "Knights' Niger". I don't know why, but something about the wording seems weird...

    • @qwertyrainetmir7743
      @qwertyrainetmir7743 5 лет назад +15

      Knights of the African American

    • @BeryAb
      @BeryAb 4 года назад

      I don't get it.

    • @JPL454
      @JPL454 4 года назад +4

      @Danzard That's true...but it's suposed to be a joke...

    • @BeryAb
      @BeryAb 4 года назад

      @@bottlesaregreat_6081 no shit

    • @chrislfc2317
      @chrislfc2317 3 года назад

      @Danzard everyone knows but it juat sound weird

  • @jsmalls4985
    @jsmalls4985 5 лет назад +551

    “This might not be the mod we needed, but its definitely the one we deserved”
    Drew durnil, 2019, talking about dongs

    • @Rattler04
      @Rattler04 5 лет назад

      J Smalls i dont like that you have the same initials as me

    • @jsmalls4985
      @jsmalls4985 5 лет назад

      J S me neither🤨

    • @Rattler04
      @Rattler04 5 лет назад

      J Smalls so it shall be

    • @jbdbibbaerman8071
      @jbdbibbaerman8071 5 лет назад

      @@Rattler04 Somebody's sensitive about being reminded that the "S" in their name stands for small.

    • @Rattler04
      @Rattler04 5 лет назад

      JBDBIB Baerman BUT ITS MY NOT HES

  • @FlamingtacoXd
    @FlamingtacoXd 5 лет назад +68

    The Timerids broke apart into Persia and Afghanistan, and Afghanistan reformed the Timmerids. Perfectly Balanced as all things should be...

  • @bonecanoe86
    @bonecanoe86 5 лет назад +387

    You've basically turned Europe into the head of a giant galloping unicorn.

  • @GoblinKoboldGaming
    @GoblinKoboldGaming 5 лет назад +669

    I was hoping to see U and Wu form an alliance... the UWu alliance.

    • @hotsauce4218
      @hotsauce4218 5 лет назад +20

      No

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 5 лет назад +34

      Pls delet this and your account!

    • @notpot6886
      @notpot6886 5 лет назад +3

      Nope

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 5 лет назад +46

      YES
      Together the might of U and the tactics of Wu should bring the universe to it’s heels

    • @vitorleite3095
      @vitorleite3095 5 лет назад +14

      Its actually happened in one of my games but Jan Mayen ended that beautiful alliance :/

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 5 лет назад +134

    france: WE GONNA BUILD A WALL AROUND THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND WE GONNA MAKE TH BRITTANY PAY FOR THE WALL

  • @SC-jq9og
    @SC-jq9og 5 лет назад +135

    "a Long France"
    SCREAMS IN BRETON

    • @Le_Talent
      @Le_Talent 4 года назад +1

      Scream in lyonnais 😂

    • @dullahan_bzh
      @dullahan_bzh 4 года назад +4

      Des bretons, chouette ^^

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +459

    France may be long but it ain't as long as their Maginot.

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 лет назад +16

      When the french decided to maginot the entire atlantic

    • @lucienaras8009
      @lucienaras8009 5 лет назад +3

      For many french it was probably no long enough

    • @aaronfarmer6317
      @aaronfarmer6317 5 лет назад

      Que that one guy
      AcTuAlLy, ThE mAgInOt WaS mUcH sMaLlEr blah blah blah

  • @DarthSebastian
    @DarthSebastian 5 лет назад +224

    Meanwhile in ww2
    So mein fuhrer... Will the Atlantic wall spread THAT FAR

  • @nirutivan9811
    @nirutivan9811 5 лет назад +26

    5:38 I love how Denmark is just called Verden 😂
    „Verden“ is a norwegian and danish word and means „the world“

  • @duwang8499
    @duwang8499 5 лет назад +83

    Nobody:
    Britanny: *E X P A N D D O N G*

    • @suta-car1285
      @suta-car1285 5 лет назад

      Dᛞ Uᚢ Wᚹ Aᚨ Nᚾ Gᚷ They say florida is the dong of america, if thats the case THIS video will douse their ego, until they realise its a parallel earth or should i say Parallol

  • @auhbean6572
    @auhbean6572 5 лет назад +23

    7:16
    Me:U IS STILL ALIVE
    Drew:Alodia has a trading colony
    Me:*Visible confusion*

  • @CT--gs1wj
    @CT--gs1wj 5 лет назад +323

    It may sound ironic, but do Long Dong Japan next...
    Across the pacific

    • @discordadmin9796
      @discordadmin9796 5 лет назад +3

      does that mod exist?

    • @noiihate213
      @noiihate213 5 лет назад +10

      @@discordadmin9796 it better

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад +5

      @@discordadmin9796 it should

    • @willtattersall1940
      @willtattersall1940 5 лет назад +5

      The Retarded Fish it could

    • @Reijvi
      @Reijvi 5 лет назад +8

      The Retarded Fish it must

  • @randommemesweekly4417
    @randommemesweekly4417 5 лет назад +73

    1940s: we'll have flying cars in the future!
    2019: long france

  • @TheOzelot11
    @TheOzelot11 5 лет назад +66

    Make a mod where all the islands of the pacific are in the atlantic.

    • @vinny9868
      @vinny9868 5 лет назад +9

      Swap the Pacific islands with the Caribbean?

  • @ZerpPickleZiP
    @ZerpPickleZiP 5 лет назад +15

    Thanks for the arrow would have never found Briteany without it.

  • @derekskelton4187
    @derekskelton4187 5 лет назад +24

    Somehow this AI found a way to make the HRE even less Holy than ever before. It was never Roman, so that part is the same

    • @anonymeroverlord
      @anonymeroverlord 4 года назад

      It was Roman when Rome was still part of the HRE

    • @firebreath3926
      @firebreath3926 4 года назад

      @@anonymeroverlord was still? It was getting conquered for a time but not started with it or ended. In the end its germany n not rom

  • @X_a_ic
    @X_a_ic 5 лет назад +6

    Nobody:
    Nobody in the world:
    Nobody in the universe:
    Not a single living cell:
    Lets give France a giant Ding Dong

  • @karmo1629
    @karmo1629 5 лет назад +21

    France is extending. So it's the opposite of ramblers hairline.

    • @thehumanslimjim
      @thehumanslimjim 5 лет назад +2

      Correct. For ramblers hair is retracting.

  • @seppoleonvervloet132
    @seppoleonvervloet132 5 лет назад +25

    When are you finally doing the Franco-Franco union, France combined with Spain with franco in power

  • @musa4539
    @musa4539 5 лет назад +6

    Guinness World Records 1444 longest baguette ever created on the face of the Earth.

  • @volcelraptor3983
    @volcelraptor3983 5 лет назад +8

    A fort right at the tip? I guess it's his Fortskin.

  • @SylvainsRamblings
    @SylvainsRamblings 5 лет назад +67

    Of course only the gods of old would do something like this, *DAMMIT HERMES!*

  • @No-il7no
    @No-il7no 5 лет назад +3

    Therapist: long France isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
    Long France:

  • @seiban8455
    @seiban8455 5 лет назад +2

    Turns out Bigger, Longer Brittany makes the world awesome. Like, unique nations doing well, Mingsplosion, unique colonizers. 11/10, would live in world with Thicc Brittany.

  • @notidu56
    @notidu56 5 лет назад +6

    As a frenchman from Britanny, i don't know if i should be happy or horrified

  • @boratrules1641
    @boratrules1641 4 года назад +1

    0:24 All the other modders, better run, better run, outrun my brittany
    All the other modders better, better run, faster than my long France map
    Drew cover on pumped up kicks

  • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
    @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 5 лет назад +16

    If Spain and Portugal get beaten too much they will often not colonize anything.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 года назад

      But even then, why didn't anyone else set up South American colonies?

  • @townespotter3995
    @townespotter3995 5 лет назад +27

    eventually someone's going to eat that baguette...

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp 5 лет назад +10

    1:33 they got a new Provence! *Bada dsum*

  • @obamajoker7166
    @obamajoker7166 5 лет назад +17

    Flathead drew isnt real, he cant hurt you
    Flathead drew: 3:45

  • @justsomeone6946
    @justsomeone6946 5 лет назад +6

    When someone is part French and find out about long France
    *this... this does put a smile on my face*

  • @staticspark_
    @staticspark_ 3 года назад

    Canada and the Shawnee is literally that SpongeBob meme. "Get out of here you moochers. That's right, keep moving. Except you. You stay."

  • @juanmartindesantiago881
    @juanmartindesantiago881 5 лет назад +10

    A great idea might be to turn Portugal or Spain into an island.
    Like if you want to see that video

  • @AllCanadiaReject
    @AllCanadiaReject 5 лет назад +4

    I love that Drew's new Canada meme is how badass our war history is.

  • @LucaRs-ev6to
    @LucaRs-ev6to 5 лет назад +30

    No one:
    absolutely no one :
    Drew: breaking the map with a long France

  • @Supergforce777
    @Supergforce777 5 лет назад +2

    World: no abrahamic faiths
    Crusading knights: hold my goblet

    • @TheNecropolis20
      @TheNecropolis20 5 лет назад

      World: no Abrahamic faiths
      Crusading Knights: Its free real estate.

  • @RealClutchMcGee
    @RealClutchMcGee 5 лет назад +14

    Oh yes the great empire of U

  • @Gamer-is6ew
    @Gamer-is6ew 5 лет назад

    Therapist: Size doesn't matter
    Brittany: So what?

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 5 лет назад +5

    Every knows, that France has a no--OH MY GOD

  • @dwightschrute992
    @dwightschrute992 3 года назад

    I walk out of my bedroom and the first thing my parents hear is:
    I imagine the big blue blob is gonna want to get their big donger back

  • @blipblop7895
    @blipblop7895 5 лет назад +3

    You complimenting Canada filled my syrup heart with joy

  • @walid7084
    @walid7084 5 лет назад

    Psychologist: Long France doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
    Long France:

  • @newabyssinianmapping5310
    @newabyssinianmapping5310 5 лет назад +5

    Ladies & Gentlemen, give it up for Big, Long, & Beautiful Brittany!

  • @fads90
    @fads90 5 лет назад

    You've seen Huey Long Dong in Kaiserreich, now prepare for King Louis Longdong in EU4.

  • @sunonaro
    @sunonaro 5 лет назад +3

    drew: nothing interesting ever happens in south america
    south america: fine then i guess ill just sit here and do nothing
    drew: wtf south america?

  • @tkx123456
    @tkx123456 5 лет назад +1

    The great lost land bridge that first brought humans to America, no not the Bering strait

  • @-gemberkoekje-5547
    @-gemberkoekje-5547 5 лет назад +29

    Lol, U is the formal version of you in Dutch

    • @comrade7921
      @comrade7921 5 лет назад +5

      Gekoloniseerd

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 5 лет назад

      Okay but why is it a country though?

    • @-gemberkoekje-5547
      @-gemberkoekje-5547 5 лет назад

      @@PiousMoltar becouse we where oppressed by the Spanish

    • @jonasb104
      @jonasb104 5 лет назад +2

      @@-gemberkoekje-5547 No, not the Netherlands, *U* !!!😂

    • @-gemberkoekje-5547
      @-gemberkoekje-5547 5 лет назад

      @@jonasb104 I am from the Netherlands

  • @oranjeiii9848
    @oranjeiii9848 4 года назад

    6:02
    Oh, i don't know too.
    WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? I REPEAT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?
    Nothing, i supose

  • @sovietrussianguy5120
    @sovietrussianguy5120 5 лет назад +11

    How really d-day happend usa Canada landing in the middle of the ocean and that is how usa and Canada got there glory of ww2 taking britany

  • @angusmacgyver1910
    @angusmacgyver1910 5 лет назад +1

    Now they don’t have to surrender. They can just retreat to the new world.

  • @paolherledan4917
    @paolherledan4917 5 лет назад +3

    Long BRITANNY, not long france.

  • @juancarlisho
    @juancarlisho 5 лет назад

    France: my mom said i could be whatever i want, so i decided to be a unicorn
    *exhales*

  • @TheLoughDuck55
    @TheLoughDuck55 5 лет назад +3

    Vive la Bretagne, we really need to teach drew how to pronounce Breton

  • @ToyosatomimiNoThug
    @ToyosatomimiNoThug 5 лет назад +1

    How dare you compare the glorious Ulm to the lowly Knights, Ulm could easily conquer everything in every game but it simply chooses not to because Ulm is a benevolent overlord to us all

  • @periklisgermanos6488
    @periklisgermanos6488 5 лет назад +16

    It is as long as Rambler's hairline

  • @cuchulainn7937
    @cuchulainn7937 5 лет назад +1

    We now need Cornwall to extend and the Yucatán to go long.

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot 5 лет назад +5

    In case U are confused about U, here’s some context. Well U see,
    U used to be one part of U-Tsang, however in some patch they separated the two and it become U and Tsang. U has become a bit of a new kind of Ulm meme recently.
    You can imagine the amount of jokes you could make with this country name.
    Most of them are No U. Also, U historically is actually Ü

  • @camacaron06
    @camacaron06 5 лет назад

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Drew Durnil: Let’s make France really long

  • @drogobartholy5532
    @drogobartholy5532 5 лет назад +5

    You should bring the Russian Empire too WW2 . See how they reacts agaisnt the Nazis ! The Russian Empire with their 1910 borders .

    • @firebreath3926
      @firebreath3926 4 года назад

      Should male a match with only spring or fall wheather or even summer. Lets see how often russis get besten. By france by germany...maybe even poland xd

  • @voicedrewxyz
    @voicedrewxyz 5 лет назад

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not a single crusader:
    Drew Dernil: *Long France*

  • @fachrielfayyadhharinahasan1942
    @fachrielfayyadhharinahasan1942 5 лет назад +6

    The Easiest way to colonize the Americas, thx Drew for telling us after 500 years!

  • @kingdeespadas
    @kingdeespadas 5 лет назад +1

    Pee Pee Island: *exists*
    France: Hold my beer

  • @milesdoesstuff70
    @milesdoesstuff70 5 лет назад +5

    that france is almost as long as my
    love for jesus

  • @thomasdoran2530
    @thomasdoran2530 5 лет назад

    Literally anything happens:
    Drew:WOW ITS THEIR BEST GAME EVER

  • @damias888
    @damias888 5 лет назад +4

    Will you make the "no Balkan mod"

  • @inq.zeketer1964
    @inq.zeketer1964 5 лет назад +1

    >Brittany
    >France
    *angry Breton noises*

  • @ryanmurray6447
    @ryanmurray6447 5 лет назад +3

    Long unlike the time it took them to surrender?

  • @dimibyk6666
    @dimibyk6666 3 года назад +1

    Love how his channel is based on watching AI in 2 games and he still confused religious map mode with cultural

  • @Pijonovicz
    @Pijonovicz 5 лет назад +4

    [*] *U* Kingdom? Empire? Repub- I don't know

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 5 лет назад +1

    4:00
    "They got a pretty big advantage over here"
    That's what she said

  • @zack4915
    @zack4915 5 лет назад +3

    Btw
    Memelland: *exists*
    Burgenland aka Őrvidék: *nothing because it doesnt exist*

  • @windowsinfinity2630
    @windowsinfinity2630 4 года назад

    Brittany needs to sent Longer Boats to Conquer more Countries

  • @equalibrium7037
    @equalibrium7037 5 лет назад +5

    3:23 don’t expose the secret meta country like that

  • @abhinavjoshi3863
    @abhinavjoshi3863 4 года назад

    Brittany the only nation which is 2000 km's long and 50 km's wide
    Imagine the trouble in travelling

  • @ywiedie6971
    @ywiedie6971 5 лет назад +8

    Whatevenismylive wants to know your location'-'

  • @tommiehoudini146
    @tommiehoudini146 5 лет назад

    Nice to see that France has more land to retreat to and eventually surrender in

  • @foolroblox3231
    @foolroblox3231 5 лет назад +3

    3:04 Wow Drew is bald

    • @Iberian_XAVO
      @Iberian_XAVO 5 лет назад +1

      In top of the ears he has some

  • @greyjay9492
    @greyjay9492 5 лет назад +2

    3:29 U” gotta be joking”
    I see what you did there

  • @romanancer3258
    @romanancer3258 5 лет назад +6

    Wish you were my history teacher

    • @KolaTheGamer
      @KolaTheGamer 5 лет назад +1

      Wouldn't be able to teach you anything lol

  • @denk4789
    @denk4789 5 лет назад +1

    That’s what I call Great Brittany

  • @vllai5785
    @vllai5785 5 лет назад +4

    Can you make a video when Kosovo got their independenc in 1936

    • @Sam-uc3lv
      @Sam-uc3lv 5 лет назад

      Kosov is Serbia

    • @vllai5785
      @vllai5785 5 лет назад

      @@Sam-uc3lv Serbia is kosovo

  • @Colon-D...
    @Colon-D... 5 лет назад +2

    when brittany takes all of canada before you can
    *Sad rule britannia noises*

  • @yorneustein7851
    @yorneustein7851 5 лет назад +3

    I think this will be a long episode ... 🙃

  • @maxence108
    @maxence108 5 лет назад +2

    As a breton I’m extremely amused by this. Thank you very much mister Durnil!!!
    Subscribed

  • @Jefrings
    @Jefrings 5 лет назад +5

    Wait a minute...
    isn't France supposed to be a woman?

  • @janoslegyenfennajanoshegyen
    @janoslegyenfennajanoshegyen 4 года назад

    Nobody:
    Hungary after 3-4 minutes in every video: *aight imma head out*

  • @fzzy5739
    @fzzy5739 5 лет назад +3

    “i’m kinda offended for you guys”
    thats such a white thing to say

  • @godofwarhammer7655
    @godofwarhammer7655 5 лет назад +1

    The Knights had there Crusade

  • @Quanbe77
    @Quanbe77 5 лет назад

    LMAO The Knights has gones crazy with a DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES Time

  • @lewcam98
    @lewcam98 5 лет назад

    Predicting that there is going to be a joke about France being happy to see you.

    • @lewcam98
      @lewcam98 5 лет назад

      Drew i'm disappointed.

  • @ibeastee2435
    @ibeastee2435 5 лет назад +1

    Woah damn, didn’t know the French liked to party like that

  • @tyvo5690
    @tyvo5690 5 лет назад

    Drew: 6:37
    My Heart: *Explodes*

  • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
    @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 5 лет назад +2

    I, Cato Sicarius, am pleased to be so early to the upload of the Fapstodes favourite quasi-Slaaneshi youtuber.

    • @yorneustein7851
      @yorneustein7851 5 лет назад

      Nobody likes you not even your own chapter does

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 5 лет назад

      @@yorneustein7851 I, Cato Sicarius, am much more likeable now.
      www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/9rfyxg/book_excerptplague_war_cato_sicarius_is_not/?
      www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/9skhqp/book_excerptplague_war_guilliman_and_the/?
      www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/87fmp0/book_excerptblades_of_damocles_cato_sicarius/?

    • @yorneustein7851
      @yorneustein7851 5 лет назад

      The First Primaris Cato Sicarius not after what you will do in 60/50k lore
      (Checkout neckberdia ,60k)
      You are a traitor and a heretic
      and Vulcan will defeat you and your heretical empire and brothers

  • @crimson4069
    @crimson4069 5 лет назад

    I'm more impressed by how the Holy roman empire actually formed. And how the knights did so well