@@Dimitri88888888 Yup that's what happened in a nutshell. Belgium colonized Congo. Congo didn't like that and began to skip work. Belgium began cutting off hands . Congo went back to work at half capacity.
Sorry to ruin the joke, but in this mod, it is physically impossible to declare a war on an EU-member if you are a member as well. So the only way to take Luxemburg would be by attacking Kosovo (in the unlikely case that they didn't join the EU) while also sharing a border with Luxemburg.
@@3st3st77 Well, sorry to ruin the joke ruining, but, irl, the western Balkans (which Serbia is a part of) are all pretty far from joining the E.U. so it's actually highly unlikely to get an e.u. Kosovo i Metohija in this timeframe
@@gamerisrbija Did I say anything about real life? My experience with this mod is that the western Balkans usually get integrated into the EU entirely within the first few years. I'm referring to an older version of the mod here, but that's what it was like back then. If you are talking about realism, there are other points to start from.
Making it so that tech groups and institutions to match those tech groups are randomized to another would somewhat simulate that. (Though their ai would have to change too, since China is hardcoded not to colonize).
If you want to remove certain nations: -open up a *non* iron man save -open the console with tab -input "observe" (or spectate) -input "annex " You can find country tags with "debug_mode" Countries from Europe (non colonial or trade company region old world countries) have the ability to literally buy provinces from trade company regions like the chinese or indian coast. This is why Europe just gets so much land, there are no wars involved
1:34-1:38 “ Maybe you could ask Belgium for some help here. They got experience with this territory. Maybe they can give you a HAND.” Well done Drew, well Done.
*Sees a Tortoise by a pier by the water that represents Africa *Me colonizers pick up tortoise oooi would you like at this magnificent tortoise *Dad=USA hay son you can’t keep “Africa” *Me ahhhh fine throughs tortoise into water Independence granted The water = China I have no life kill me ......
Africa: *disappears Israel: so, logically, I should have at least the sinai, or even a tiny bit more, since I'm the only border to here and it won't be like I take all of africa- netherlands: no
1:31 "Irish Congo I like the sound of that, maybe you can ask Belgium for a hand"
The darkest pun I've heard in a long time.
Nearly as dark as the congolese.
Well they weren't very handy.
What's the history behind that place cuz I don't get the joke. Did someone cut someone's else hand or something?
@@Dimitri88888888 Yup that's what happened in a nutshell.
Belgium colonized Congo.
Congo didn't like that and began to skip work.
Belgium began cutting off hands .
Congo went back to work at half capacity.
@@Dimitri88888888 the killed millions of Congolese for trying to escape slavery basically
Britian: I owned ireland for 800 years
Ireland: Reverse
James boi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Matthew Wilkinson as a lad from Northern Ireland my penis got a reversed boner
@@skeptic781 so you now have a pussy?
@@skeptic781 time to listen to loyalist music to cleanse my impure soul
Ireland: Reverse Card
> France and Kosovo are keeping Luxembourg alive
Or France is still alive BECAUSE of Luxembourg and Kosovo?
I'd believe it.
Well, the Serbs and the French do have a nice history of working together, who knows, perhaps it's enough
Sorry to ruin the joke, but in this mod, it is physically impossible to declare a war on an EU-member if you are a member as well. So the only way to take Luxemburg would be by attacking Kosovo (in the unlikely case that they didn't join the EU) while also sharing a border with Luxemburg.
@@3st3st77 Well, sorry to ruin the joke ruining, but, irl, the western Balkans (which Serbia is a part of) are all pretty far from joining the E.U. so it's actually highly unlikely to get an e.u. Kosovo i Metohija in this timeframe
@@gamerisrbija Did I say anything about real life? My experience with this mod is that the western Balkans usually get integrated into the EU entirely within the first few years. I'm referring to an older version of the mod here, but that's what it was like back then. If you are talking about realism, there are other points to start from.
9:33. "Latvia is backing Abkhazia for the Imperial throne".
Holy Tsarist Ethnic Empire
The eu is represented by the hre
tf is abkhazia....?
@@LonelyMinnesotan1 breakaway region of georgia
Ah yes, Abkhazia, the leader of the EU...
Do a randomiser that says wich continent will survive. Then you let that continent colonise the world.
Danish Existence thanks!! :D
@Crumbsly FYI Australia's fake
thanos half the countires
Making it so that tech groups and institutions to match those tech groups are randomized to another would somewhat simulate that. (Though their ai would have to change too, since China is hardcoded not to colonize).
*Australia* lol
What if we colonize ramblers hairline again? Its almost empty and has lots of space
You cannot cuz it’s wasteland
@@faresboudelaa6352 Paint-land*
Well the fleas are struggling to establish colonies so we would probably struggle....
You can't, it's colonized by alex
What if the Irish colonized his hairline
5:21 "China looks like it has some sort of disease"
I had no clue that you're a fortune teller, Drew
Then he says Russia doing its thing with Ukraine so yeah…
@@ChiaraWatson Drew Durnil More like Future Tellin
@@Riskzey Futuril Durnil
@@PelsckoPolesko underrated
Ireland with the Uno reversal card
True
James Daly tiocfaidh ar lá
Ireland Despises Colonialism, But In That Game... *It's The Opposite...*
@@CatholicWeeb 2 Uno Reverse Cards
IRL Ireland: 26 + 6 = 1
This game: 26 + 6 = Africa
2:27 “Russia…doing their thing”
Oh if only he knew
Russia invaded Ukraine in 2022 and is still there in 2024
"Ah yes the two powerhouses - France and ........... Kosovo" dead 😂
8:26
4:52 Ahhh Perfection
Perfectly Balanced, As Things Should Be...
7:31
7:35 Ahhh Perfection*
Africa: *blessedly empty*
IRA: *It's Free Real Estate*
Seeing Ireland take over Africa and the British Iles was the best thing I've ever seen.
As an irish man it gave me big organism
Isles you mean
1:46 Madurai owned by Greece
*Alexander the Great intensflies*
Me: *visits Africa, expecting African culture*
Some man: The culture here is Irish, not African.
Sad
"Irish Congo" is such a great name for a band.
That’s what happens when colonizers bless the rains
Kim Jong-un how does it feel to know that best Korea was taken by those inferiors.
How does it feel, Mr. Kim?
Does it feel so good?
"The Holy Baltic Empire"
me: HEY! Thats pretty good! *starts planning a goood future for Latvia.
LMFAO
5:20 "China has some sort of disease" watching this nearly one year later in quarantine makes laugh
British: Rule Britannia intensifies
Spanish: Conquistador intensifies
Belgians: Congo cleansing intensifies
French: Armed baguettes intensifies
Italians: Mamma mia intensifies
Portuguese: Angola e Nossa intensifies
Germans: Erika intensifies
Why didnt you do
Belgium: not giving hands to the pepol of congo intrnsifies
For France, Its supposed to be Napoleon.
And for Italia, roman empire
Ireland :kicking England intensifies
Ireland: Come out ye Black and Tans intensifies
Drew: *snaps fingers*
Africa: MEGA O O F
"Finland is doing what Finland does best" - my heart melted as a Finn
Ah yes the Finns, they exist too
"Maybe they can give you a hand" hahaha too far xd
Irish Congo... man, they are finally getting some payback for Jadotville
I love that movie
@@jacencade4019 same
Yes
What if Drew recolonised his scalp in 2019?
LMAFO YES
4:00
Never thought I see this but
Bolivia got their coastline back
5:18 people watching in 2020: oh they have a disease alright
That’s not the first time the US invaded all of Mexico, but then let Mexico keep most of itself so... kinda realistic
Last time US invaded Mexico they took a land area the size of Western Europe...
Pyrs Had less than 1% of Mexico’s population.
@@sirmount2636 and??
@@sirmount2636 and 55% of it's territory
should have kept all of it
Irishman goes off to africa to colonize
'I'm so hungry'
'You tell me!'
Billy Joel: BELGIANS IN THE CONGO
Drew Durnil: IRISH IN THE CONGO
ah yes the great colonial power, Ireland!
Now this...puts a smile on my face
*come out ye blackntanz intensifies*
The Morebike Our day came
@@touieg1211 finally it has
In games and in your dreams, fenian
I like the irish but you have a bad habit of being colonised and not in a Good infrastructure way so stop it
Finally
REVENGE ON THE BRITISH
Maybe we can occupy them for 800 years
USA:*does nothing*
USA:*1st place*
USA:*double the development of India*
Rest of the world(not including Africa):holy neptunes
4:02 Bolivia finally have some sea. Bolivian maritime aspirations/complexes deserve to become well known meme ;)
"They could give you a hand" oh how literal it would be
1:53 Latvian China, a sight to behold
*ireland conquers the uk*
*happy IRA noises
Tiocfaidh ar lá
@@TheLoughDuck55 sorry I don't know Irish(at least I think that's Irish) so please do translate it
Novated Man it means “our day will come” it’s a phrase about the want for an United Ireland and yes it’s Irish
@@TheLoughDuck55 oh thanks for the translation
They wanted to destroy the British but in the end
They became the British
2:27 “Russia doing their thing” too early Drew, just too early
a few years early
Me: * reads title *
Also me: *Elizabeth go home you're drunk!*
live 992 you're*
If you want to remove certain nations:
-open up a *non* iron man save
-open the console with tab
-input "observe" (or spectate)
-input "annex "
You can find country tags with "debug_mode"
Countries from Europe (non colonial or trade company region old world countries) have the ability to literally buy provinces from trade company regions like the chinese or indian coast. This is why Europe just gets so much land, there are no wars involved
Mega Campaign 2(3,4??) electric bugaloo
Mega Campaign but south america doesn't exist.
If Europe was recolonised
Best Irish game ever 💪 insert *flash nut flood intro here*
3:12 this aged badly.
Drew: come colonize Africa!
Europe: *What’s this Asia I’ve heard of*
1:37 I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
5:36 That kinda explains that thing with pirates and hooks
5:20 that didn’t aged so well
Good you realised
5:44 As a brazilian, I knew France would go to war over that Amazon preservation crap. Totally realistic.
5:19
Drew really predicted it...
2:41 I love how the new president’s first name is Alfred.
Ireland is the true victor of this video. Think of the circumstances!!
As an Irishman I agree
But what if....
We colonized Drews hairline?
Scramble for Africa 2
*Electric Boogaloo*
5:20 Drew predicting the future
Drew: China looks like it has a disease...
Drew is a time traveller.
Drew says at 5:19 : “China’s looking like they have some sort of disease.
People in January and February 2020 : Drew=Illuminati
5:21 DREW CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE
Yes Iran 3.
The first time my country does something in your videos besides chillin around
Casually reforms Persian Empire, converts Arabia to shia and becomes the third biggest power.
Make a HOI4 vid, but with the Eu4 starting map in 1444
He says he doesn't do that normally due to the border gore it makes in hoi4. And the terrible peace deals.
And the hre that would be impossible
Belgium: *visits Congo again*
Belgium: time to bring back the old traditions
HANDJES KAPPEN DE CONGO IS VAN ONS!
Africa: *Aw shit here we go again*
"They're (China) looking like they have some kind of disease"
-Durnil, Drew; 2019
Me: *Sees Irish NiBer*
Me: oh no
@@manny_menin022 oof
Croatia:restores yugoslavia
Serbia: em i a joke to you?
Of course Portugal is still around
Spain could never do us back in the times
7:09 *Säkkijärven Polkka intensifies*
5:20 That line didn’t age well
Parry the Plague Doc I was thinking that 2
I'm addicted to watching these lol great work!
5:18 that aged horribly
1:47 taste the rainbow. BECOME THE RAINBOW.
What if ISP recolonized Age of Civilizations 2 today?
I would like more of this. Pretty entertaining in its own silly way.
Decolonize the 20 biggest countries around the world and let the small guys have some fun. And thx if you do.
The Vatican will be the new superpower
The NORTH can handle the Vatican :)
"Danish Canada" ahahhahahaha xD
5:20 if only they listened ...
Everytime Drew tries to make a Mexico-US joke:
something something wall, haha something wall wall.
At 5:20 I’m pretty sure that’s the Corona Virus.
1:34-1:38 “ Maybe you could ask Belgium for some help here. They got experience with this territory. Maybe they can give you a HAND.” Well done Drew, well Done.
What if we colonize Shreks swamp?
Get out me swamp
Drew: "EU4 is the only game the AI can easily grab new chunks of land."
Vicky 2: "Am I a joke to you?"
Why is Portugal still alive? Just like Finland. We have a specialty😈.
Nah fr we love our neighbours nowadays even if we don't show it❤️
Oh really? Hahahh
“2020 has already been bad,”
2020 watches this video: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
3:31 smh it's not called Danish Greenmark
USA:*Takes Baja California from Mexico*
*Refuses to colonize Africa*
*Does nothing after taking Baja*
*Wins*
Greenland ❌
Danish Canada ✅
5:53
Now THATS a Croatia
*Come out ye Black and Tans intensifies*
What if we recolonized africa today?
Ireland: don't mind if I do
*Sees a Tortoise by a pier by the water that represents Africa
*Me colonizers pick up tortoise oooi would you like at this magnificent tortoise
*Dad=USA hay son you can’t keep “Africa”
*Me ahhhh fine throughs tortoise into water Independence granted
The water = China
I have no life kill me ......
Romania: "exists"
Drew: doesn't that make you....
*VaMpIrEs?*
Yay EU4!
*When Poland accidentally invaded Czech Republic*
Poland:Welp might as well finish it
What if drew recolonised alex's hairline in 2019???
New drinking game: when someone invades Bohemia, do a down in one with a pint of pilsner
I thought you were gonna make a millennium dawn video
Sees title:
UK,France,Germany,spain and Italy : *Oh boy here I go killing again*
what if paintbrush colonize the world
Africa: *disappears
Israel: so, logically, I should have at least the sinai, or even a tiny bit more, since I'm the only border to here and it won't be like I take all of africa-
netherlands: no
What if Drew's vids were good?
Or
What if derw was heterosexual
I though he was
@@GanjaEnthusiast322 he is, captain vahoen is just trying to be funny