Fun fact: hes never won a single tournament and has challenged people to,money matches only to,back out like a bitch. Hes so full of himself from getting fourth in one EVO that was screwy from the beginning. The FGC literally has considered him a joke since he joined the Shoryuken board in 2005.
Won a tournament on a game that everyone protested was a buggy mess with extreme imbalance. I like how you used Tournament(s) plural like he won more than one. The one he did win was a fluke. Like winning the lottery... I mean, if he "was" actually good. He wouldn't be where he was immediately after and is now. Struggling to make ends meet running a shitty channel. It's gonna fail. When it does, he won't have free money to live on. He will most likely end up homeless and unemployed and try to mooch off the gov claiming gout as a co dependent.
You could make documentaries about each individual grain of salt that exists in the known universe and you'd still run out of documentaries about salt before running out of DSP salt.
26:51 "I lost because the pro-pad didn't block" lmaooo, well u heard it folks, DSP is now blaming his gamepad for not blocking when he wanted it to. Bugged gamepad mechanics
Lols the ego. I wonder how many of the people he plays have even heard of him, yet he just assumes the guy quit after one win due to being so happy about beating the almighty legendary DSP.
Pretty sure his 3rd strike footage also has him starting his first online match and brag all "I wonder if this guy recognizes me, I used to be pretty famous".
I could be wrong, but I think that Blanka player was Evil AJ. He played against Phil several times under different names, beat his ass each time, and then pulled a one-and-done just to screw with him. I don't know why Phil would want to rematch. AJ is a better player than he is.
The first match appears to be against the Roman Reigns Big Dog guy who defends him to the hilt on all detractor videos... Yet DSP still accuses him of being lucky, throwing out random moves, doesn't give him any respect for winning at all.
Overworld Key DSP must know this guy as one of his biggest fans, especially if he's the one who allegedly donated the Switch, yet he doesn't have a kind word to say about him during their match. Crazy.
"Nothing I could do" "Couldn't block" " I didn't do that" " Lag" " What a terrible player" "That's bullshit" " I don't know the match up" " That wouldn't work offline" XD # Former pro fighting game player. # Online play, only the shitty may apply XD. Awww good old DSP.
Probably not children. His fans are most likely grown men who were bullied when they were young and beat up by their fathers. DSP is probably their idol of some sorts.
I love how phil is able to read the minds of his opponents and find out whether or not they intended to do what they did or whether or not they were mashing buttons.
I found this paper online about birds that seemed appropriate: "The Salt-Secreting Gland of Marine Birds" I'm waiting for the day we can find a nature documentary about the elusive Salt Bird and attribute it to DSP. "With a high concentration of sodium chloride, the Salt Birds travel in flocks for mating season. Knowing that only a small percentage this generation will be able to reproduce, the unfortunate majority travel back full of salt."
Dsp and Ltg always chirping about how bad someone sucks whenever they lose. Like their opponent is supposed to play a certain way otherwise they are trash or it was lag.
There was nothing I could do, the game sucks online, my moves are not coming out, I didn't do that! Please Phil, at least come up with some new excuses for your lack of skills.
Tbh I had no idea who the hell DSP was, but seeing most of your videos bout him is WAY better to watch than the original content. The man an ass at gaming and life
This has become my favorite channel. If Phil was actually able to laugh at himself, he could potentially do what you're doing with his content. Until then, Vault Boy reigns supreme over DSP.
Great videos as always! Question: what's your outro's Music? If you ever answered this before I apologize I just never see it in your Description. Thanks.
>Calls the opponents online scrubs that spam Fireballs and do nothing impressive >Does exactly that, gets called out numerous times in his own chat and proceeds to explain why *he* is free from his own criticisms. Not only does Phil need to be studied for being possibly one of the most stupifying humans with a mental disability so far out of the reach of others, but we also need to place him in a salt factory somewhere in the world so the other reserves can catch a break...wait, I don't want gout covered salt. Ignore the second part!
"Not gonna talk shit about this guy cause he knows what he's doing" After next round- "Of course he can only do that in online, or it'd all be unsafe" Phil.... just cause you don't say 'you suck' doesn't mean you're not talking trash.
Sky air ive always wondered about that A comeback is possible at any time with any health But Ive seen him get bodied after getting his opponent to say 1-5 percent health several times How does that happen
I would if he actually played more fighting game with the voice chat on. Of course he's afraid of confrontation amongst other things, but I would love to see how much differently he'd act. Social experiment.
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Fun fact: hes never won a single tournament and has challenged people to,money matches only to,back out like a bitch. Hes so full of himself from getting fourth in one EVO that was screwy from the beginning. The FGC literally has considered him a joke since he joined the Shoryuken board in 2005.
Critically Insane ur comment is a perfect summary of DSPs active Time as a pro (?) fighting game player.
And one of the best gamers in the country. Yes, he actually said that.
You're right about most of this, but DSP actually has won tournaments. Particularly EVO East 2007, where he somehow managed to beat Seth Killian.
Critically Insane
Didn't he beat Justin wong that one time?
With Akuma, bur still
Won a tournament on a game that everyone protested was a buggy mess with extreme imbalance. I like how you used Tournament(s) plural like he won more than one. The one he did win was a fluke. Like winning the lottery... I mean, if he "was" actually good. He wouldn't be where he was immediately after and is now. Struggling to make ends meet running a shitty channel. It's gonna fail. When it does, he won't have free money to live on. He will most likely end up homeless and unemployed and try to mooch off the gov claiming gout as a co dependent.
You'll run out of salt documentaries before you run out of DSP salt.
crossbones116 There's not enough salt mines in the world to cover DSP's salt.
You could make documentaries about each individual grain of salt that exists in the known universe and you'd still run out of documentaries about salt before running out of DSP salt.
The admins just blocked the word "snort" from his stream.
funnel . head if you say "this is how you don't play" in his stream will they block you??
"I Can't Blawk"
That's a new one. 😂👌🏻
I love how he gets mad about people leaving after one match, but that's all he did in SFV when they put in 2 out of 3 online.
'That doesn't work!' It clearly does since it just happened...
I still love how Phil can call someone "terrible" after they just handed him his ass.
"This guy is just a shitty online scrub that spams Hadoukens!"
*proceeds to pick Evil Ryu and spam hadoukens*
Or the Gouken Gadouken spam.
26:51 "I lost because the pro-pad didn't block" lmaooo, well u heard it folks, DSP is now blaming his gamepad for not blocking when he wanted it to. Bugged gamepad mechanics
The Dead Sea is less salty that him. And both are dying at the same rate
So that means unlike most people DSPs body will sink instead of float in the dead sea.
Lols the ego.
I wonder how many of the people he plays have even heard of him, yet he just assumes the guy quit after one win due to being so happy about beating the almighty legendary DSP.
Innocent orphan that was my exact thought lol. The guys probably assumed he best some random scrub 😂.
Pretty sure his 3rd strike footage also has him starting his first online match and brag all "I wonder if this guy recognizes me, I used to be pretty famous".
I could be wrong, but I think that Blanka player was Evil AJ. He played against Phil several times under different names, beat his ass each time, and then pulled a one-and-done just to screw with him.
I don't know why Phil would want to rematch. AJ is a better player than he is.
Haha ever since Leanna left him he's been extra salty.
Editman 龍が如く Dude he's fucking evolved since she left. The salt has at least doubled.
Editman 龍が如く he misses the feeling of her dropping logs on his chest
The first match appears to be against the Roman Reigns Big Dog guy who defends him to the hilt on all detractor videos... Yet DSP still accuses him of being lucky, throwing out random moves, doesn't give him any respect for winning at all.
Overworld Key DSP must know this guy as one of his biggest fans, especially if he's the one who allegedly donated the Switch, yet he doesn't have a kind word to say about him during their match. Crazy.
The people who give him money have. Very big. A RETARDATION !!!
Ay fuck you mang
Roman Dogg haha well played dude. I'll say it since DSP won't!
duffthestud thnx
"Nothing I could do" "Couldn't block" " I didn't do that" " Lag" " What a terrible player" "That's bullshit" " I don't know the match up" " That wouldn't work offline" XD # Former pro fighting game player. # Online play, only the shitty may apply XD. Awww good old DSP.
Phantom king352 ack ack ack snort
Phantom king352 someone could (or probably has) make a soundboard with his most common excuses and it would be indistinguishable from Phil himself.
dsp actually complains before matches and cries he just can't accept he's a scrub I tell you what
Hank Hill That boy ain't right
Hank Hill this boy is not correct.
he is flawed
Just when you think Phil's said the stupidest thing ever, he keeps talking
He is awful. How is this manbaby getting paid? Oh yeah 13 year olds. Duh.
Probably not children. His fans are most likely grown men who were bullied when they were young and beat up by their fathers. DSP is probably their idol of some sorts.
hans gruber Or... possibly both. Dun Dun Dun!!!1
hans gruber I know this comment is a lil old ,but I just choked on my weed reading this!!!lmao..
I love how phil is able to read the minds of his opponents and find out whether or not they intended to do what they did or whether or not they were mashing buttons.
that intro was too hilarious
DUKE NUKEM the end of the video gets to me all the time LMAO
I never get tired of the intros. I think I am more entertained by them, over DSP's game play.
"I'm not going to talk shit about him."
*The guy leaves the lobby*
"WHAT A DICK!"
HWAOW CAHM AAN DOOD! I WAS BLAWCKING! I DIDNT DOO THAAAT! WHAT A SCRUB! *ack ack ack snort*
I found this paper online about birds that seemed appropriate:
"The Salt-Secreting Gland of Marine Birds"
I'm waiting for the day we can find a nature documentary about the elusive Salt Bird and attribute it to DSP. "With a high concentration of sodium chloride, the Salt Birds travel in flocks for mating season. Knowing that only a small percentage this generation will be able to reproduce, the unfortunate majority travel back full of salt."
Dsp and Ltg always chirping about how bad someone sucks whenever they lose. Like their opponent is supposed to play a certain way otherwise they are trash or it was lag.
but at least ltg is decent
@@kirahendryx5288 he ( ltg) is good when he using Uriel
Ltg’s Falke is pretty decent too
6:40 "wow, he's just gonna spam fireball like a scrub"
There was nothing I could do, the game sucks online, my moves are not coming out, I didn't do that! Please Phil, at least come up with some new excuses for your lack of skills.
Tbh I had no idea who the hell DSP was, but seeing most of your videos bout him is WAY better to watch than the original content.
The man an ass at gaming and life
4:52 The comeback from which legends are born.
This channel is the best thing that humanity could have got
Fun fact: That blanka was actualy EvilAJ. He was trolling Phil by switching names.
I needed salt for my hash browns
24:00 that shoryuken spam was hilarious.
Mashes high-priority moves online LMAOOOOOOOOO
love the intros. Subbed and looking foward to seeing more of his terrible play lol.
I'll never get tired of that salt documentary openings lmao
7:19 that's the first time I've seen Phil give the other player some credit
This has become my favorite channel. If Phil was actually able to laugh at himself, he could potentially do what you're doing with his content. Until then, Vault Boy reigns supreme over DSP.
Imagine that, DSP cashing in on his own salt.
Woke up and saw this video, today's gonna be a good day.
The 2017 ULTRA SALT AWARD GOES TO......DSP LMAOOO hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Shakunetsu animation begins, gets hit during the startup*
"No fireball."
16:57 ,,he's fucking terrible he gonna win" LMAO
Great videos as always!
Question: what's your outro's Music? If you ever answered this before I apologize I just never see it in your Description. Thanks.
omg these vids gives me so much pleasure, thanks
You notice how he often gets so close to beating them, then the other player makes a massive comeback because DSP keeps fucking around.
Phil “mash that dragon punch” Burnell.
"O Muh Gawd!! Whut evah DOOD!!"
"uh no, that doesn't work!"
It obviously does, since it happened.
That air fireball to raging demon in the first Kboogz match looked calculated as fuck to me tbh...
Didn't he fucking complain about an Akuma jumping away shooting fireballs? When he does the exact same thing right after? Fucking kidding me? Lol...
Dspig is simply not worthy of a rematch,any decent player knows that.
Dat 1:48 doe.
Also, pressing 9 during the vid, I'm surprised he didn't complain about Blanka's bugged eye mechanics.
Sup guys I'm in the video
Cool, dude!. Which match?
0:26
>guy does an uppercut once while he jumps in and he gets hit
YEAH KEEP MASHING THAT UPPERCUT
Fucking love that he lost after getting his opponent dizzy.
Another day of salt.
holy %@#& look out for that giant snake
Lmao 10:50 sagat keeps saying "Hyper Knee! Hyper knee! HyperKnee!" While getting punched in the face
I always think the kickboxer is saying diaper uppercut, diaper knee ^^
Prediction PvP I thought it was "hyper"
low medium kick into CAHMBOW AHNLINE LAYG
"He only does high priority moves." Sounds like a winning strategy.
But to pigrochphil that is somehow unfair, lol.
That is strategy.
"No.. In a real match I wouldn't have been open and would have been able to block it." But.. you pressed a button to try and punish his shoryu?
It's not even hard to admit a mistake and to learn from it. "Yeah, I blew it. Not trying this again." But he just can't.
Back for my daily dose of salt...
"the pro pad dind't block". Yeah sure.
The salt levels on this video were astronomical
Vault boy thank u brother for the videos dsp is a big baby
Will Phil ever lose a match and not blame lag or opponent choice of character? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of DSP tries it.
" I didn't do that" DerpStreetFighterPhil
"that wasnt planned you did a random teleport and got a punish" *starts next match w random demon gets sweep punished*
these intros kill me every time lmfao
He doesn't understand that this is NOT Super Turbo!
If he got into a fight in real life he’d blame the connection for losing ....
"He just mashes a high priority online move"
Yes... pretty much this
Does anyone happen to know the outro song? Also nice video, it's always fun to see Phil salty.
"He just happened to throw a random teleport" It was pretty obvious he was gonna throw another fireball out, why not try and punish?
He's so quick to make assumptions.
When he talks about "real Super Turbo" is he talking about the actual Arcade version or his neogeo port?
this is the saltiest i have ever seen him lol
>Calls the opponents online scrubs that spam Fireballs and do nothing impressive
>Does exactly that, gets called out numerous times in his own chat and proceeds to explain why *he* is free from his own criticisms.
Not only does Phil need to be studied for being possibly one of the most stupifying humans with a mental disability so far out of the reach of others, but we also need to place him in a salt factory somewhere in the world so the other reserves can catch a break...wait, I don't want gout covered salt. Ignore the second part!
10:05 gets a stun *punishes with a stand fierce*
whats the song at the end of the video. its sick
What I get from this videos: button mashing scrub may beat former pro player...well I am going to kick Tokido's ass, wish me luck guys!
"Not gonna talk shit about this guy cause he knows what he's doing"
After next round- "Of course he can only do that in online, or it'd all be unsafe"
Phil.... just cause you don't say 'you suck' doesn't mean you're not talking trash.
more like filled dark syde lol
Oh, that fail at 10:06....ouch.
He wins a round "it's a great match", next round he loses "it's the game's fault." This guy is an absolute loser in every aspect
I would think he's salty as everyone else; he expresses his emotions verbally and not mentally
NO JOHNS
4:53 omfg Phil. Once again just like in injustice 2. The guy had like 0.0000001 health and you still took an L. TWICE!
Sky air ive always wondered about that
A comeback is possible at any time with any health
But
Ive seen him get bodied after getting his opponent to say 1-5 percent health several times
How does that happen
Sky air u mean unlucky?
No lucky with some hits he spams
Sky air o lol
guy is a literal embodiment of every negative 90s nerd stereotype
Can't wait to see him get bodied in Dragonball Fighter Z.
"I myself am a former pro fighting game player" Who can't do a Hadouken and doesn't know how meaty hits work, apparently.
#mashthatdragon
I'm not pressing anything! Wow dood!
I would if he actually played more fighting game with the voice chat on.
Of course he's afraid of confrontation amongst other things, but I would love to see how much differently he'd act.
Social experiment.
hey Vault boy you missed the parts when DSP insulted people in the stream chat he was super-salty lol
THEKINGOFSCRUBS Yeah i found out that it was stream exclusive even so lol he was salty to the stream chat.
i've said it before and will say it again phil getting triggered about people leaving his lobbies in this game will never not be funny
Phil, how exactly is Nintendo going to claim your USF2 videos? They don't own the rights to the game
The pro controller is not at fault for him attacking and not instantly being able to block
Was that a nod to David Davidson with the dancing skeletons?
Is the dancing salt guy available for parties?
I really hope Capcom will port Ultra Street Fighter II to other consoles and PC
Why's he so keen on rematches? Eight times out of ten he only would get his ass kicked a second time.