Boat and Jet Ski Collide | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th St
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- Boat and Jet Ski Collide | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th St
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The level of incompetence in Florida boaters is absolutely amazing.
Just in Miami!!
@@dealerservices3095 south americans & blacks.....
wraps boat before learning how to drive it.. nice
The couple on the folding chairs enjoying the show too. 3:00 (on the right)
That’s a Yamaha ls2000 that is wrapped in money. It does have a neutral option. That’s one of the easiest boats to maneuver and dock
That guy was obviously clueless, I wouldn’t have been as nice as his lady, guy legit did everything wrong.
The neutral usually provides a slightly forward motion because it's still pushing thrust downwards. It's not a true neutral in that there is still propulsion.
Easy to maneuver UNLESS your a black dude who wrapped boat in money🤣
Just because you have money doesn't mean you know anything about boats. What a tool!
If you drink clueless thing to do
Looks like a gang in action!
come'pn, lets see some wild weather docking! that should be very entertaining....
Every one of these "Captains" are completely clueless on docking boats
@@EighthHouseTarot I'm sure all the non ethnics do a much better job...
@@HochgeborenKlown HA HA HA. IT'S THEIR BEHAVIOR, THEIR VALUES, AND THEIR USE OF LANGUAGE. BUT LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES. STYLE AND ETHICS ARE INTERTWINED. THAT'S WHY A GANGSTER LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A GANGSTER. THAT'S WHY A PUNK LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A PUNK. TAKE FOR EXAMPLE ME. I'M THE BEST
It's why we watch 😅😅
@@EighthHouseTarot Everybody is ethnic. WTF
@@kevinhupe3116 NO ONLY THE B LA C K AND B R OW N. AFRICA. MEXICO. MIDDLE EAST. INDIA. ASIA YEL L OW
It’s always the weather 🤣
These people make me wanna be a boat builder 🤣🇺🇸
You really have the greatest show on Earth. Learning experience never knew that many boats existed the shapes and the design. What is the boat insurance? the last thing I would bundle with house & rig is a boat!
Just like everything in this country we hand stuff out without people having any idea of what they're doing. 😅
The cops just watching like ":LOL Nice money wrap bruh"
They probably met him at his vehicle to see what kind of drugs he had.
Lol. I just bought another boat. Little bit bigger than I'm used to. When I hit the ramp gor the first time I'll get some good video to send ya. Great vid as alaways
This always make me laugh the best and most expensive entertainment
5:19 "Oooh nice ski goggles."
"Jet ski goggles?"
"Sure why not."
some people have no business operating a vessel
Then what would we laugh at?
LIKE ETHNICS
Most of them have no business operating a vessel lol
@@jimlepeu OR OPERATING IN AMERICA, PERIOD.
Cut the video before the best part. The jet ski coming in like that was sure to spark some excitement.
Yup, they always seem to cut out good stuff
That boat is everything BUT money
Kinda looks like a baby Ruth candy bar floating in the water..
Boat hits jet ski. More accurate title
The guy sitting in the chair under a tree 4:25 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol he knows were the show is at
That dude going into dock 7 was so frustrating to watch! I don’t get how guys don’t realize the boat is still in gear, and to do it twice. Jesus.
It’s their culture
Did you mean hesus??
Money boat: When you want a West Coast style low rider but love the water too..
This is one of the most hilarious 2:33 things I’ve seen! 🤣
You never shut the engine off until the lines are tied!
Never approach the dock faster than you are willing to hit the dock.
thanks BG, another good episode.
Everyone in the sidelines seem to know it all.
Personally I think there are far too many PWC's lingering at or around the docks making access going in or out very difficult.
Really , it would not matter how many of anything if people had common sense or understood how to dock, or to not leave motors in gear while jumping onto dock. They should have a how to back up a trailer course also, these people are idiots
@@bcpioneer59 Yeah really! there are
4 PWCs tide to a full pier and another sitting on the ramp where the Black boat is attempting to dock and not a rider in sight.
They are doing exactly what you are doing there, and have the exact same rights to do so. Chill out.
Money can‘t buy you skills.
It's always about controlling the bow and it's usually wind that gets that bow hence that's why bow approach angle is everything i.e point the bow into the wind as long as possible
I don't get why its so difficult for these smaller boats to dock? I trailered and launched my 20ft for the first time 4 months ago and trust me when I say I'm as inexperienced as they come. Yes, the first time was a little difficult, but now I just slowly push toward the dock, hit neutral and let the current push me in, takes less than 10 seconds. All I have to do is just pay attention and be ready with the lines. If there's no current then I just feather the throttle between forward and neutral and gently glide to the side of the dock. Why the hell do people leave the helm with their boat in gear? You wouldn't jump out of your car when its in drive? So why the hell do it on a boat?
I know I can launch and retrieve my 24ft deep v cuddy in 5 mins solo trailer setup is key
credit card captains
I’m going to move to Florida And start a business to dock peoples boats and back up their truck and trailer. I’d make a million in the first week lol gees
This only happens on Miami boat ramps LOL!
1:48
ALL boats have a Neutral
these videos reaffirm my hate for "sea-doo's"
Sellin drugs ain't what smart guys are known for.
A 20 year old Yamaha IS and he calls it Money🤭
A book hook should be mandatory piece of equipment
Heaps of inexperienced boaters today. Oh well we were all there once. Except for me I was a natural. lol 😂
Like listening to Mr Rogers and his neighborhood 😬
Docking effort for most of these so called captains is just guess work.
You can park that boat no prob.
We had a really low tide this weekend too..??
I’m by no means a captain but I feel like my kids can dock a boat better than half these folks! Then again they can’t drink either lol!!
Imagine having a nice boat with having this muppets around you
Some people have no bizzness with a boat
How well I dock my boat is inversely proportional to the number of people watching.
stand bow!!!!........no,no,no not bow ...........bow !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The black fountain has twins he absolutely could walk that bow over he apparently just doesn’t know how
The dude is obviously new to running twins that’s the easiest boat to dock
Would be nice if you had the avereage prices on the diffrent boats and skies..
Lol! That's all I can say!
Damn I should hang out at my local ramp to see if people suck this bad
2:12 What brand / make jetski is that ?
If you had a small pop up hunting blind, you could film in crummy weather and imagine the killer footage you could get if the boaters were ALL coming in hot all at once. Think about it. If you agree, I will buy you the pop up blind and send it to you
You have people with more money then brains buying boats in South Florida! Just because you can buy a boat doesn't make you a captain!
You use the term captain very loosely. They are more throttle jockeys than anything.
Money boat... Drugs
Is it like really shallow at that boat dock because just about every boat I’ve seen in your videos and this dock their motors are trimmed up way too high
I’ve been watching your boat ramp for awhile. I notice boaters have little patience, use to much power and do not look where they are going. They walk away from the helm when In gear. ( plus little communication between their helpers in the boat and other boaters) .
Yeah, the chronic lack of docking assignments makes me nuts.
Dude go in slow with jet boat. Just bounce shifter between forward & neutral.
You’re right bumping shifter forward and backward on jet boat works. Lots of video on RUclips show people right way
@@scotthutchings3474 yup that’s how I was taught when we got a Sea so speedster. It has twin motors. I would Shut one down and leave one on and just bump it between neutral and forward it worked great
@@goreyboggs I do exactly same way on my Yamaha 212X, RUclips’s great
@@scotthutchings3474 @goreyboggs maybe im inexperienced I have an LS 2000, but when I turn off one engine it becomes impossible to steer, could that be bc I lack the cobra fins on the jets?
Slower the jet boat goes Less steering, on my boat l’ve looked at fins especially on a windy day. But talk myself out of it
If I was that ski I’d be calling the police to get his insurance info....fuck that
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can you do a KAREN or KEN at the boat ramp
Come On Man...Don't Be A BIDEN....
Translation: Don't be a delusional, noodle-brained puppet.
🍻
Like Mike said, don’t be a Biden...
I wonder... do people in the USA don't need to do a test before they get a license? or a practical course? they have no clue how to dock!! it's like lesson one!
Nope, but they need to!
All you need in USA to operate a boat is beer and money......😂
Wouldn't make difference. We require licenses to drive vehicles and still have terrible drivers. Lol
@@TampaTom we have one in North Carolina it does not make a difference
@@SkuzzelB8 Yes but US car license is a joke if compared with the majority of the world.
I have a headache from shaking it due to total amazement on just how bad these so called "captains" are at docking!
Money.....HAHAHA
It amazes me that anyone would leave the helm with the boat in gear. WTF?
complete morons
Commentary needs to be dialed back. Its good on its own.
You would think these people would have some basic boat handling skills as they are trying to manoeuvre pretty nice boats but no. That dude who left the gear on and left the helm...
Why can't these "captains" ever judge the wind and current? They act like they are driving a car on asphalt. Then when they float past the dock they just turn and nose into it but their deck hands have no idea you have to pull the stern in or it will turn 90 deg to dock. smh
The dude sitting in the back in the first boat is absurdly useless
I was thinking the same, lol. The overweight chick with the red hair was doing all the work while he's just sitting back completely oblivious.
this is what low interest rates look like
I would hate to see how she drives a car lol
Who's she? The dude with long hair? 🤣 I thought the same thing at first tho
Miami trash at it's finest. No common sense at all.
What the hell are they doing
Not many fenders
"These boats are tough." REALLY? Come on, man! LEARNTO DRIVE THEM!! NO EXCUSES!
People want the adventure of being on the water, but they don't have enough or any respect for the unforgiving element they are putting themselves into.
I thought there were classes and certifications people had to take and pass before they are able to put any boat into the water? I've been watching many of your videos and I can say that a lot of what you are showing are uneducated and uncertified boat operators. It also seems that an important part of operating a boat is knowing how to launch and recover at a boat ramp, which includes backing a vehicle with a trailer. There are so many fails at what seems to be basic boat operating skills - Including Jet-Skis. Another question: Why isn't there a continuous patrol ON THE DOCKS at these boat ramps?
Low on brake fluid......
There should be competency test for boaters. Way too many tinhorns out there...
What is it with all of these idiot captains, who walk away from the helm, with the motor still in gear?? I have never done that!
The "money" boat, besides looking cheap, is the tackiest boat I've seen
jet boat guy Needs to learn to navigate a boat LOL
More facepalm per minute than usual
$140,000 boat duel engine and you don’t know how to dock it. Yeah I know that’s not his boat he borrowed it from his daddy
Maybe if he pulled his pants up. Instead of looking gangster. He could operate boat better
That first boat is one of the ugliest things I've seen. And a horrible "captain".
Are Florida Boat owners totally incompetent or what!?
Never seen so many lousy boat drivers
@chuck Davis
Ha, wait till they get in their cars...
lol "money".. SMH
Wow sure is a lot of Black people in Miami
Same problem all over the states
So much incompetence
TOO MAY ETHNICS IN AMERICAN FLORIDA
Can't drive cars correctly...and now somehow found themselves on the water
Yamaha jet boats lol what a joke
goofy ..........boaters !!!!!!!!!!
The girls are thicc in Miami.